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i wanna play modded so bad 
looks yummy wtf
the most random W I've had, riff raff fucking around and taking negative tags
wait riff raff can make negatives?
oh wait no im dumb ignore that
i found a nat negative photo in a buffoon pack today
yeah, i took negative tags, riff raff gave me the non negatives and more (which I've sold)
i love the negative troubadour
I never get nat negatives I always gotta get it from the tag
superposition was actually useful this round!
troubadour is one of my fav jokers
superposition is in my top 10 favs
what if chicot got angry and just triggered every boss blind at once
i got to ante like 11 with this one i recall
Exactly nothing
That one
should i buy balatro for the 3rd time
Ofc
currently playing plasma deck and i have no idea what im doing, pray it copies the perkeo plz
it didn't
was it stuntman
How is this build even working, lol?
i forgot to sell the clever joker... shame resetted
yikes
Should I start cooking with this damn obelisk?
i swear i haven't seen black hole in ages
hi
been playing balatro way too much
230 somewhat hours since january
this isnt healthy at all
i got it after january and have almost 500 tehee
AAAAA!!!!
a
WHY ARE THE COLORS OF THE SUITS DIFFERENT
OR AM I TRIPPING
WHY ARE DIAMONDS MORE RED
UGHH!!!!
whyyyy wouldnt you sell ur other cards firsttttt
send ss
500 hours for 2 months, so around 8 hours a day?
just got a baron from a judgement
👀
of wat?
the colors
you could have made it a 50/50 instead of a 1/4*
i've been a neet for a few weeks teehee
that's a really good question there's actually a reason
it's that im a dumbass
god i hate the anaglyph deck
i beat gold stake on black deck so easily but im stuck o nthat one for some reason
been hardstuck on plasma deck, trying to get to lategame

yes it doubles the chances of finding duplicates
i have no idea how to play plasma deck
like i know chip jokers are good early game but idk how to win late game
im at purple stake rn on it i think
small bling play straight with facecards, open pack and use poly card
best if it is a dna or baron
got balatro on mobile and this is my fist round
do i get a third showman
yes triples the odds of finding duplicates
What's y'all thoughts
im gonna find a 4th
use it on ante 12🔥🔥
Actually not
its a pain in the ass to keep
This opens up lot of ducking possiblilities
It's not
unless its negative youre using a whole slot
it wouldnt matter using it before ante 8
yessir
nahhh
Nice fist round
if you get 5 showmen it summons exodia
this is outrageous
you can actually loose if your hand is too small
hi guys
Bro don't even buy one showman it's a scam
WAIT YO UWERE SERIOUS????
YES
oh god damn i thought of the wrong joker lmao
Sell all the showmans
i know that seed
i sold chicot for this
WHAAAAAT
i need more showmen
chicot is the second best joker in the game next to 8 ball
whos dying
im feeling generous
trib, print, perkeo or sock
8 ball can make infinite tarot cards literally infinite value
unlimiteeeed powaaar
unironically need a deck thats built around 8 ball
who do i sell for the 4th showman
nobody you killed poor chicot already 😔
perkeo is going
what are the chances for me to have only unlocked 3 legendary jokers while having 45 soul cards?
bro hates telescope deck
seams op
42 of them were chicot btw
nah i like it i love planets too
constellation might be my fav joker
no... like 40
welp im dead
the only 2 im missing
best card oat and canio...
like the best one and the 3rd best
yeah
this is a great screen shot
scream if you love perkeo
beautiful
i never got it so idk
youre gonna love him
perkeo X cryptid fanart when?
combined with death or temperance
im not gonna get him at this point
whats yall's least fav legendary
canio
chitco or whatever
same
like i can never get value
i had triple yorick at 12x once

highest ive had canio at is probably like 5x
hes more usefull than shicot
for me its cyberpunk, among us fallout and i forgot about diamonds deck
the plant
do NOT disrespect my king chicot
default
reroll vouchers
the abandoned deck tries to meme on me on gold stake
its time for some challenges to relax
i got trib on abandoned once
hes trash i've got him like 40 times i have only got 3 legendarys so he can go f*ck himself
forgetting to reroll
thats the only time i've got him
thats a you problem
bro 😭 im trying
i hate you plant
trust me, that 6 will get you the win
i got canio like 3 times on abandoned
also green deck feels like its coded to always give you investment voucher
Does madness joker still gain mult if there are no jokers for it to destroy
yes
Ok thx
yeah
what is the ante scaling formula
thankfully that got me my orange stake win
I’m on orange stake rn on black deck
gl
uh idk
balatro would be 2.6e27 times better if the ante scaling was +1 chip requirement every ante
so true
nah naninf better
btw i hate recommending balatro to friends because they either dont get it at all or think im gambling
real
i love it because of that
Stop begging for content
It takes time to cook new jokersd
i am very tempted to buy balatro on pc but i dont want to
DO IT DO IT DO IT
@balmy horizon:
do it, you can get the hatsune miku joker
Happy?
ive already bought it on console and mobile 
buy the irl deck and on steam
what can we say its a good game
ion wanna spend another $20 but i want mods 💔
where you from if i may ask
i got balatro for dirt cheap on a steam key website
but its for europe
earth, primarily on land
GUYS....
balala
oh hey i have a friend in switzerland
banana
nice, tell them to play balatro
balatro and friends 5 based off the hints given could be:
cities skylines
factorio
sims 3

Balala
they don't want to 💔
ive told them to
never give up
give me undertale, any valve game or yakuza deck
my wishlist
Best we can do is unturned and far cry 2
and its totally possible, they colaborated with giants like cyberpunk and fallout before
Balatro is on gamapass nowadays
hey guys i finally beat ante 8, is there any benefits to going to endless mode or does it not really matter
i dont have gamepass
joy
Just for dopamine
And flexing rights
so i can’t get more achievements?
There is several achievements for beating higher antes up to 12
You can definitely
ohh okay bet
????????
if i press main menu will it save
yeah
Guys
how long did it take y’all to beat ante 8😭 i’ve been playing for like a week
Showman is worst joker of all time
2 daye
Just play Flushes and minimize your deck.
No there isn't? You on about steam?
I think like 7th run
It was a pretty lucky build, got a bunch of celestial packs that gave straights
It was super lucky man, I still lose white stake from time to time
Guys stop begging for content its ungrateful... We already got a DOPE game. we're lucky balatro and friends isnt $15.
what
Be lucky it's a OTP instead.
rental balatro
Imo 👀 Based off the hints we've been given I think next pack will contain REPO
are you real
Powerwash Simulator Jokers.
Maybe it was modded, but stuntman is 100 mil score in one hand so pretty much ante 12
Let LocalThink cook.
am i hallucinating this guy
I mean you don't need to hit ante 12 to pop that achievement though haha
Just a really good build, I managed to hit 445m on a challenge deck
So it didn't pop the achievement or the joker
i remember seeing ante 39 for the first time
This game isn't too hard once you realize Jokers are your friends and the blinds are your enemy
Yeah that jump to 400m sb is crazy, idk how people do it
It just ended my run
what the fuck are you saying
I'm happy to pass ante 10 honestly
You need jokers to beat the game 🤷
WHATT???
Meds.
Jokerless is viable
i tried jokerless and got to ante 3 🙏
Not even that bad
Meds?
Only reason jokerless is strong is because we have awesome skins on all our cards like fallout and gta v
are you a fucking advertisement
Grand theft auto five, etc
Gta x balatro 
That isn't on xbox
🔥
Imo Balatro and friends 5 could be big based off the hints we've been given so far 👀 (twitter, etc)
Playing balatro in gta6
Just like in real life!
So you're saying my tarot/planet of the gods plan won't work in the future?
Kai Cent king 👀
im convinced that you aren't real
I mean that's fair, Kai Cenat acts like a Jester sometimes.
I’m on black deck Orange stake ante 2 round 2, is this worth the pickup though it’s eternal
drake
stake
It's good honestly
Imagine a Kai Cent Balatro playthrough and he rents like jesters and castles 👀 Imo
Solid mult + chips
Bet
stonks
Jesus bro
That's twice the most amount of money I'll usually ever have in a run
(I spend loads as long as I'm over 25$)
i usually spend down to interest cap
squeeshed
compressed joker
Thin Joker:
Gains +10 chips for every card destruction
i love plasma deck
(glass, hung, immo)
insane btw
give erosion more synergy
2000
yesss
very balanced
blows you up
doing
go play cryptid /joking
i can't 💔
L i guess
on 4/20 they should patch the game so all cards are stone
i swear the jokers' eyes follow you when you move around in real life
may i interest you in the stoned deck?
you may be paranoid
are you an AI
is that a mod
sadly yes
sadly cryptid
cryptid sounds fun
i wanna play cryptid so bad
idk how to mod balatro tho
(funny)
does balatro have a buy 2 get one free special
fuck
i want a deck where everything is random
want the link to the discord?
it should
sure ig
dms
I mean... if you sell the steam cards from balatro you're close to breaking even on the game which is cool
would be hideously unfun to play but also ridiculously stupid
people can help you mod your game
Grazie mille
just double check what profile you load / make a backup
how i feel in the morning
because it will fuck your save data
Is there a joker that changes depending on your blood type? (could have you make a profile with bday, blood type, country, etc)
bloodstone
what about gaming chair
1/4 chance to just instantly clear the blind 🗿
(will never hit)
Scary joker and it randomly jump scares you but gives you +6.66 multi ....
Heheheha
blows up
my main goal is to blow up
oh
priorities
PERCeo, every scored card increases its rank
also there should be jokers that work w/ wildcards
like
tornado, every wild card gives extra chips
or something
a voucher that stops wilds from being debuffed?
thats like the only downside to wilds
opportunity cost tho
friends of jimbo 5, ultrakill
machine, i have turned myself into a playing card
friends 5: GTA 5
gabriel v1 and v2
v2 is the queen because funny
no v2 because v2 is a puddle of blood
minos is the king
sisyphus is the jack because one must imagine jacks being happy
Yo would be fucking crazy with playing faces
Gg
I unlocked cavendish last round - do I need to get gros michel this run to be able to get cavendish later on?
Yeap
For cavendish to appear gros michel has to die first
cool, thanks
A small sacrifice
LMAO realll
Ante 8 just sold my vampire on accident
Orange stake painted deck
I want to fuckin knew
Kms
pirate eating good
copying chad is most effective right?
No copy photo, it will give you x2^6 mult
this will be juicy
lmao forgot the discards
THIS will be juicy
not nan but def a new highscore
4^3 > 2^5 so copy photo
first time winning and first time at ante 11
everyone is just posting baron mime nowadays huh
can we start posting our struggle runs where we got some good jokers but failed to make it past ante 6
a few days ago i had a good thing going with black deck black stake with a negative cloud 9 but i failed to make the flush build work
this image is cool
i
find a replacement for swash
swashbuckler is doing nothing
replace it with mime
cant find Mime until Ante 13
what do you mean cant find mime until ante 13
I pulled my seed info after beating Ante 8
oh
there is no Mime or blueprint until 13
never got the banana
what if you just accept that you're not going to make it
never give up
i could roll for the Burglar so more king steel can be on field
now imagine 6
my kings dont have all red seal yet
trying to copy it
gamble judgment and get a mime
a cavendish is gonna expire before any of the perkeos copy that red seal 😭
Guess the name of the joker with negative tag
how much cryptid would I need to naneinf btw
bone stone
i wanna see if i can actually let it rip on 13
50
doable
im so close
another one
I did 150 cryptids once. It was super boring
nah it's gonna be a HTR
what the hell sure
lmao
real talk i think duo, trio, family, order, tribe should all be uncommon
duo and tribe maybe
i like them but i'm always disappointed when my rare tag gives me that
Thats just the risk of rare skips
learning my lesson
oh 😭
The devious plant
so you were doomed to begin with i guess
OH MY GOD ante 13 had so much sauce
crazy blueprint and mime
mmm
whaat is this
the worst part is that it "triggers" all of the debuffed cards just to say "debuffed!"
the plant spits in your face by having you watch the animations
yerp
at least I get an achievement out of this
The big disrespect
did you just use all your cryptids on the plant
aw
should i go for naninf
do whatever you want
why else would you be collecting cryptids
i would go for it
would it show that you have naneinf in the best hand
only unseeded i think
then yeah
I
I got him so early on
To make challenges less miserable experience devs should've made each challenge unlock joker or smth
I lost him fourth round
Peak
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2025/mar/04/video-game-age-ratings-problems-balatro-pegi we're in The Guardian!
What is that? Is tells you what happens on your seed?
Can I send a Yt short ABT balatro that I don't understand, the comments on it also don't make any sense
Ngl I would've been fine on the plant
I gambled my life saving to balatro frfr
Real
🥹
The man is speaking facts
Need more fresh and juicy seeds
No its a really good idea
The Evil Checkered Deck:
I can give you some of my seed
Not that one
AR2ARYCW
There's a Red Seal in a spectral pack early on
Photo chad early on
Trib Ante 2 iirc
Blueprint
Sock and Buskin
And a DNA at Ante 9
Iirc there's also a mime
Don't be an idiot like me
Focus purely on steels
Tried to do Luckies AND steels
Lost at Ante 12
I was referring to Balatro seed
But if you want the other one-
Is the game updated? are there any updates incoming?
will i get credit card?
Xd
i did not
Balatro should be taught in math class, ngl
It's the perfect example of being not only a great game, but each and every move should be mentally calculated
i dont do math in balatro i just play
Blast off wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be
I managed to beat it first try
i skipped a mime on early antes and it really refused to show up again
instead i get triple sock and buskin
My deck is a bruh moment
I finally beat all challenges
fuck it we ball
GUYS.....
balala
I think Dev's should make it such the cards shouldnt be expensive if you don't have the money to literally buy them in first antes
i was watching a video and this dude got ankh in an arcana pack. He was using plasma deck so what could’ve possibly made that happen?
He had the uhh voucher that does that
There is a voucher where spectral cards can appear in arcana packs
The voucher that does the thing
The planet voucher that increases your consumable slots right?... It's bigger brother voucher does that thing
You ain't getting that Naneinf before me anywyas
Very good
You are trying unseeded naneinf?
You are crazy
Yep
Nane
Alr i bet i get it first then
Sorry bud... But its me
I will get it first
well se about that vro
Mira Untitled - Copy y millones de otros videos de Balatro en Medal, la plataforma más grande de clips de juegos.
Guys I have a doubt
i thought this was the time i was getting to ante 14
nowhere clse
rip
So let's say the Idol joker picked a card from the deck... Like 7 of spades...
Now what if you change its suit or use strength on it or make it a wild card or destroy it while you were in the round
Will the idol change it another card? Or will it just be the same?
Stop complaining about no new content... Let him cook. Perfection takes time. I'm perfectly fine waiting another 2 years
guys
it wouldnt change until the round completes
im 145/150 on discovered jokers, 1 is perkeo, the other 4 i dont even know which are, can someone point out who are they?
Feo fuerte y formal
Stone joker
Are you 100% sure about this?
Unlock by having stone
ahhhhhh
Then finding shop
i did medusa but it doesnt count¿
heh i already did it
finally hit naninf
I have like almost all yoker ublocked
what about the other 3?
Unseeded?
The idol?
👍
Do you have the tiki mask?
ahhh, i saw it around, never picked, makes sense
i wish, nah its U8RJYV6N, the one seed that got hella likes on #1156061354076155944
aw
Imo based off the hints I could see a Palworld collab
OH YEAH I LOST MY FIRST UNSEEDED NANEINF SEED, IT'S NOT IN MY CLIPBOARD

Yo i have a question, can i get nane inf with only serpeant boss blind and burgular?
Yus
with your deck filled with red seal steel kings, i guess yes
But you need to use an exploit
DA BEAN
or 50 cryptids
I aint grinding perkao unseed
Guys I'm new what are Antes?
Your point scorring tool
The best yoker in tha game
Trust
I am thr best player
Uhh?
ANTEs are like level.. stage.. whatever you want to call it
I don't get it 😭
every ante has small blind, big blind, and boss blind
if you defeat boss blind the ante will go up by 1
if you beat ante 8 you win
Ohh so every time I beat all 3 it goes up?
just boss blind, you can skip small and big blind
Win like,,,, golden sigma??????
dont have to beat them, you can skip the small and big blind
Oh ok
not recommended
yeah dont do it unless its a really good tag
if you skip you get a tag with a benefit
3 rounds are 1 ante and you need to beat 8 antes to win game
only go after tags with a rare joker or that give extra vouchers
yeah assuming you don't skip any blinds
never go after the negative tag, unless you have a rare tag before that
anaglyph deck-
Let him learn what are antes first don't confuse him with skipping and other things
okay
Guys
Doubt alert
So let's say the Idol joker picked a card from the deck... Like 7 of spades...
Now what if you change its suit or use strength on it or make it a wild card or destroy it while you were in the round
Will the idol change it another card? Or will it just be the same?
🚨🚨
uh, like you only have 1 of it? the rank and suit?
... no idea.
I know we've only done video game collabs but is it possible to see some celebs like Kai Cent in Balatro and Friends 5? He posted about it on twitter recently
Yall i need to get naneinf in black deck
im annoyed
like kai cenat???
why in the world
ahahahaha, no director's cut?
no cut, no bone and no luchador
Because there is two things i love a lot, golden ticket and black deck (unrelated)
what does kai cenat have to do with balatro 😭
Do it and you can have my balls
i love golden ticket+midas (with retrigger joker)
Yeah that's fucking foul
You might wanna sell the second baron and take the ancient joker and use some criptidts
wait
my first naneinf run started with vampire midasmask golden ticket then pivoting to baron mime
Take the ancient joker yo
It's way safer
You don't need a second baron for now
You can get a blueprint or something later
invis there hasn't get its 2 rounds requirement?
aw
:bruh:
Why tf did you pop invisible already smh
why not
how is 5 glass ace
or do I waste some hands to find for a club flush
because ancient buff club
baltro
saved
Balaatro
is this correct placement or do i copy dusk twice since glass cards??
its alright tbh
maybe copy idol twice
that would be 4 scoring and 2 retriggers
i have my answer
or 3 triggers
does the card itself count?
yeah
This fine
Noooo
Guys please answer this
WTF bro the flame sounds are just not there 😭
I’m so sorry you’ve been cursed in this way @grand dune
X1 🟥
Beat nebula deck as my 3rd gold stake win (black and painted was first and second respectively)
Won with a runner and 2 x3 straight mult lmao + the one joker that makes all planet thing free. Surprisingly easy win
Guys stop begging for more content. Perfection takes time. Im sure LocalThank is cooking. Any other dev would've charged us $15 for Balatro and Friends.
where is the begging bro
Me and my friends deck a few days ago.
balatro and friends 5 wishlist:
far cry 2
kerbal space program
sonic frontiers
Etc
nobody is begging, he just comes in here every day, drops a wish list for cards and dips
he's the begging one 
weird guy
also someone let him know that ksp is dead
This is me
anyways
actual friends of jimbo 5 leak
Except I'm not asking for anything I'm just giving concepts for funsies
Balatro just went from 10/10 to 11/10
Kai Cent Joker 👀
So let's say the Idol joker picked a card from the deck... Like 7 of spades...
Now what if you change its suit or use strength on it or make it a wild card or destroy it while you were in the round
Will the idol change it another card? Or will it just be the same?
it wont change
It picks a random card and doesn't care if it switches
What if you do it in the shop
only switches when rounds ends
It's not targetting a specific card
It doesnt' track or anything
Even if the picked card dosent exist anymore?
It just takes your current deck, checks what cards exist, picks one and takes it rank and suit
Dude that's like ass
yea sort of
Heard a streamer say “time to hang this man” he was playing balatro lol
it wouldnt be much better if it changed like you want though
I had this deck with 42 kings and ONE 1 UNO 8 of spades.... And within all of those kings.... It picked the 8
It would be stronger
And i was traumatized by then
sucks to suck, happens to the best of us
that's just how rng works
What did I do?
I just hit a card spread on The Wall. Bye Lol!
Funny shop
I could have gotten like e50 on that run but it ended so quickly because of that fucking idol
all egg no bacon
Idk why people are so scared of the plant tbh I barely encounter it on my face card build runs
I’ve yet to get to 1 mil let alone e
oh nothing
It's just a mods gif i had i decided to throw at you
At what point is e? Is it trillion or quadrillion
How dare thine

starts at e11 so whatever that is
Nice timing lol
E11 means the number had 11 zeros next to it ☠️
e is at least like
E30 means 30 zeros next to the number
Like at least 10k
W negative tag. Anyways, food for campfire (joke)
not necessarily 0s
We playing lucky 5 right?
What number is naneinf
e308
2^1024 about 1.3e308
You’ll need Talisman for that
So like
Yeah
like real big
Oh that’s pretty good
Throwaway hand
13000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
This number
maybe
Maybe or maybe not
i wont count it
I hope it's not too big to count as spam
well
thats' 1.3e309
the e number is not how many 0s there is
it's how many times you gotta do x10
or move the decimal point right
so it's 13 and then 307 0s
Bye bye palu
Uh oh
it hurts so much...
Uh... Open baffon pack and pray you get a credit card
welp, good try
go for ancient joker
eternal on white stakes...?
I feel like shit, imma restart the run
Real
challenge deck
probably
going by the card backs
dawg I got a holographic one once 😭 😭
ahh right
On round 1?
Were you able to buy it?
Yeah local thunk needs to fix that cuz wtf
no
localthunk doesn't need to fix shit
🚬
you got the buffoon pack shop 1
but yeah one ample solution to this would be to use yellow deck
or just play yellow deck if not being able to get blueprint shop 1 bothers you taht much
Ah yes getting overpriced cards when you can't even buy on ante 1, perfectly alright
YOO
it was in response to human's message
buffoon pack si there so you can always get a joker
since they cost more than 4
ass
It can get you to ante 8 tho
dude I hate every single one of the hand type multiplication jokers
Ig
? why
except the flush one I love the flush
yep
that is insane tribe is the worst one
I main checkered
Wait...
oh yeah it only says to contain

well not all at once
Speak of the devil...
🥱 trashiest of htem all
Stop drinking whatever you are drinking
You cute yellow face
Gimme some of that
I haven't had the pleasant luck of getting all the multiplicative rare jokers in the shop
guess
pair broken
Fullouse
3oak
yeah it's flush 🚬
Imo we should be PAYING for balatro and friends. They are COOKING
they're not
it's a fun addition
yeah bro we should pay for cosmetics
I got the game for free and I just wanna support the developer 😄
what other bad ideas you got
Wrong run
I still hold onto the two chads two photograph run tightly
Showman is the goat 🐐
is smeared joker good for flush runs
Good is understating it.
I'm a flush main because I like matching the card arts (rust, fallout, gta)
chat, which buffoon pack do i buy?
wait so if you have smeared joker does lusty joker work on diamonds
Yes
really? that sounds OP. I wonder if they'll patch it
Maybe they're too busy cooking Balatro and friends 5
It also means that The Window will debuff hearts
Gah! I guess that balances it out... I was worried it'd be exploited. Just means more cooking for Balatro and Friends 5!
Lucky ass

Like that’s ever gonna happen
Negatives are the most oppressed group in the balatro society
Just like drunk drivers
Real
INSANE SHOP PULL






