🎙・server-chat

[carmine river]

AR2ARYCW

Here's the seed

The fault lies with you

[red hamlet]

🗿

[latent valve]

what's up with all the shiny consumables

[red hamlet]

cryptid

for naneinf

[latent valve]

right, stuff I don't know yet

[red hamlet]

it's just a spectral card

xdd

[limpid gyro]

Nice seed

[red hamlet]

holy shit

blue moyai

🗿

[limpid gyro]

🗿

[strong rose]

my highest scoring hand this run

sadly i dieded after

[noble swan]

? its half cryptid half pluto

most of them are negative except the hanged man

so you can stack it multiple times

[latent valve]

all of that buildup for 400k?

[latent valve]

yeah i dont know that tech yet

[strong rose]

😭😭

[noble swan]

yeah its one of the ways to get nan inf or ante 39

was trying to go for it but it takes a shit ton of luck and brain power to get that far

[latent valve]

when I got 2mil on ante 4 the buildup was like less than half that

[strong rose]

2mil ante 4

[lapis latch]

hi people

[bold notch]

ante 9 and i have baron mime bp bs and burnt joker

[latent valve]

yep

pointless but it happened

[strong rose]

crazy

[ruby mason]

@latent valve

[latent valve]

what

[ruby mason]

if from now until the end of your life every time you launched baltro one of your joker slots was filled was an eternal common

what is the one common joker you would choose

[latent valve]

i dont know

[ruby mason]

that you have universally apply to all runs forever

[latent valve]

i dont know if ive even unlocked all commons

[red hamlet]

cavendish

[ruby mason]

i asked the wrong person

[ruby mason]

caveat: eternal cavendish either disqualified or never breaks

[red hamlet]

well it's not eternal compatible so

[ruby mason]

yeah so give a real answer

i think

probably chad?

maybe rebate

golden joker?

[red hamlet]

50/50 on hallucination or supernova

[vernal plinth]

rare footage of wheel giving me polychrome

[thin axle]

pls help

i actual have no idea

[agile citrus]

I got my first 10m

[thin axle]

nice

[red hamlet]

photo

[thin axle]

im in my first e run

[ruby mason]

sell chad

i think

chad or photo

[red hamlet]

photo

chad still procs trib and will work with glass cards or luckies you place in front

[ruby mason]

i think photo is slightly better for you

especially if you retrig sock

[red hamlet]

literally not

photo is only for first played

[ruby mason]

ohhhhhhj

[latent valve]

one time for me wheel worked thrice

[ruby mason]

i thought ohotograph immediately gave you x500 mult silly me 😝

[red hamlet]

you can hit e15 with that setup if you just put red seals on the faces

[ruby mason]

rookie numbers

[red hamlet]

e20 if they're glass reds
e24 if it's a flush five of glass reds

[turbid pagoda]

what website is that?

[bold notch]

how many kings do you need to get naneinf

i hand

in

[vernal plinth]

well damn. why won't violet vessel shows up instead of this leaf

oh wait

[dusky oasis]

Who's up multing their chips rn

[red hamlet]

A LOT

you need 1751 1.5x

[vernal plinth]

oh hey the duo shows up

[vernal plinth]

88 red seal steel kings? check balatro university

[red hamlet]

for plasma that's 44 kings with baron mine + 4 copy jokers
88 without plasma

[vernal plinth]

mm, my unseeded naneinf went past 88 just to make sure i really hit naneinf

plus.. the scoring took reallyyy long.

my phone is lagging so bad

[shy heart]

deep fried joker

[bold notch]

i just got to ante 2”

20

[balmy horizon]

Hey, does anyone have the PNG of the emoji? I want to port it to a different server, thanks

[balmy horizon]

What is this goofy-ahh texture pack 😭 thought it was a mod for a sec

[strong rose]

what is that right joker

[shy heart]

wrathful

[strong rose]

oh

alright

[barren bolt]

LFG 100% stakes completed

[random plover]

yoooo ggs c+

[barren bolt]

Shout out to double eternal madness, eternal shoot the moon, eternal +1 handsize and eternal foil free planets for locking in from like ante 3 on and carrying me across the finish. And shout-out to my erratic deck for starting with 9 queens

[wide crane]

one of these is not like the other (i won btw!!! second ever gold stake win )

[tender frigate]

Pants goes

[agile citrus]

what is that card

[near briar]

guys what do i do here?

[wide crane]

I think it was a second brainstorm I got from an Ankh

[elder nymph]

Wanting to cry I’m so stressed and puking rn

[agile citrus]

idk man

[near briar]

can i have some help please

[agile citrus]

i think u might lose

[near briar]

ah is there nothing i can do?

[agile citrus]

high card is only 5x1

and you ened 4000

so you need 800 more

[near briar]

do i play the other king?

maybe a pair

3 of a kind might work actually

[agile citrus]

maybe a two pair

[shy geode]

onk i have the same issue

[agile citrus]

if u can get that

[near briar]

ill try that

thanks

[shy geode]

this game is too hard for no reason smh

[near briar]

do what kao said and do a two pair

[shy geode]

ill try

[near briar]

it so worked

do the 2 pair

thanks

for the herlp

help*

[shy geode]

thanks i might clear now

[near briar]

idk you only have 50 chips

[trail lodge]

how to stop playing...?

[near briar]

im not playing this is my lifestyle yo

i ❤️ poker

i was playing poker in a club and put down a few jokers

got told to piss off

:(

[shy geode]

i have zero mult im cooked 😦

[near briar]

oh no

[random plover]

my local casino hated it when i brought a green clad curly red haired plus one and suggested we play in the observatory across the street.

[red hamlet]

average modded run

[near briar]

youll only get 100 chips

[near briar]

this isnt modded

[shy geode]

idk what youre talking about

[near briar]

idk how to mod i play on swithc

[red hamlet]

yeah man
68 poly barons and 96 steel poly red steal kings round 1
totally vanilla

[shy geode]

of course

[near briar]

it literally is vanilla

it happened to me

[shy geode]

i looped like risk of rain

[near briar]

see souce:

courceL:

source

[jaunty mason]

Why me man

[near briar]

good thanks how are you

[red hamlet]

maybe next time turn off event queue display and fps from DebugPlus

[jaunty mason]

Why do i gotta be @ ed for no reason 😭

[near briar]

thats there for everyone idk

im on switch and see it

[shy geode]

uh oh here comes the fun sponge

bro CANNOT appreciate a bit of sillyness

[near briar]

bro must not be that good at balatro

bet his highest ante is 2

[random plover]

🅱️ alatro

[red hamlet]

i can actually

[near briar]

youre so bad

[shy geode]

holy sigma 😭

[random plover]

wait wtf 😭

[near briar]

highest ante 2 💔

bros clearly never been to ante 4 like me rn

[jaunty mason]

<@&1133519078540185692> feel like this is jadxv again

[red hamlet]

forgot to switch profiles when i was fucking aroudn with chicot and seeing how mayn you need to get nene-inf 😭

[near briar]

see

ante 4

suck out

[random plover]

lol damn, chicot maxxing

[jaunty mason]

#🎙・server-chat message

[swift sail]

well

That was easy

[red hamlet]

[jaunty mason]

Why me man

I might as well leave bruh 😭

[near briar]

hows it feel being ante 2

[random plover]

ty mod 🙏

[shy geode]

can you dm me that picture

shit got me crying

[jaunty mason]

Crazy work

[random plover]

wonder what my cryptid profile stats look like

[near briar]

all on ante 2

cant even make it to ante 4

:(

[shy geode]

cutting it close i reckon'

[jaunty mason]

I broke my balatro save because of cryptid 🤣

@swift sail is this guy in this server?

He keeps stalking me

[random plover]

[swift sail]

DM me screenshots

[jaunty mason]

Oh sorry

[near briar]

i might lose this time

can someone help

idk what to play

[jaunty mason]

@swift sail i need to add you as a friend to dm you

One sec

[swift sail]

No you don’t my DMs are open

[jaunty mason]

Mb mb i disabled a setting sorry

[shy geode]

what the sigma

[near briar]

can i have some help wiht my run

[swift sail]

get better jokers

[near briar]

idk how to get jokers while in a round

is that possible>

?

[swift sail]

lol

[near briar]

wait

am i cooked

why did you lol

is there anything i can do?

[red hamlet]

yeah, stop acting like a child

[shy geode]

vonnegut how many hours you got in balatro?

[near briar]

you talking to me

[shy geode]

brother calm down

[near briar]

youre stuck on ante 2

be quiet

jitty nerd

im having adult talk rn

on ante 4

[random plover]

my current vanilla profile stats (81 hours)

[agile pawn]

500 chicots

[near briar]

you look like your highest ante is 5

almost as good as me

[shy geode]

photochad on top

[near briar]

stop lying to yourself

its 5

you edited the 1 in

[agile pawn]

yeah

[red hamlet]

yuri jokers pog

[random plover]

i feel like its 5 sometimes i played only cryptid for like 30 hours

[near briar]

i believe in you

[shy geode]

cryptid is balatro brainrot

[near briar]

i dont belive in you however

ante 2

[agile pawn]

@near briar guess my highest ante

[random plover]

cryptid made me lose braincells sometimes

[near briar]

6

probably

[agile pawn]

yeah you're right

[near briar]

HELL YEAH

also am i gonna pass this

[agile pawn]

no

[random plover]

i dont even have completionist yet 😭 i dont desrve ante 13

[near briar]

shit

[shy geode]

i didnt get completionist until 100 hours its calm

[near briar]

i have 73 hours and still havent gotten it yet

[agile pawn]

i got completionist yesterday

stupid dumb planet voucher

[random plover]

fair enough tbh i dont expect my C to come very soon

[near briar]

no you didnt

[agile pawn]

my bad

[near briar]

i got it yesterday

why you stealing my pride

[agile pawn]

i got it tomorrow actually

[near briar]

also congrats bro

no way

[random plover]

im basically stuck on vouchers and some jocker unlocks for C

and 3 random skips i never took

[compact sorrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuBdIaH-KlA

anyone ordered a 5/4?

[random plover]

first shop contained 2 buffoon packs UM 😃

[red hamlet]

STEEL GAMING

[random plover]

i need steel yesterday damn

[solemn elm]

this is awesome

[red hamlet]

every day i'm reminded why i don't bother with public servers

[orchid cloak]

what does cat fock mean

[ornate depot]

forgive my sins as this is modded but the ox is such a treat right now. the deck i'm using multiplies all values of every joker i'm using by 1.2 every beaten boss blind, meaning my credit card is worth $76. free money.

[random plover]

picked up a purple seal and now i have chariot and fool in my consumables life is amazing

[regal sky]

hiii

[red hamlet]

🙏 ox during a credit card run is so peak

[ornate depot]

the gift card is doing numbers for me too

[red hamlet]

🙏

[red hamlet]

it's always fun to go ham with a gift card swash

[random plover]

me when goad on checkered

[kind aurora]

Chad photo strikes again

[solemn elm]

? why is it yellow

[red hamlet]

modded deck

[digital oxide]

he peed on it

[ornate depot]

i explained it here

[random plover]

lmao nice shop

[ornate depot]

hot damn

the roffle special over here

[random plover]

i have gone to the roffle school of balatro im a 2 month sub on twitch LOLOL

[red hamlet]

she roffle my photo till i chad

[digital oxide]

as a roffle viewer you are inclined to ask a really stupid question every 5 seconds

ahem is this a seeded run mr streamer?

[stark heath]

hand size leasting

[random plover]

sometimes i am, im mostly inclined to troll and say he missed the negative skip

[red hamlet]

Fungus Joker: Played cards have a chance to become moldy
Moldy cards have a chance to spread mold to adjacent cards when a hand is played
Moldy cards lose 1 rank until they become 2

[stark heath]

seems bad except for wee joker

[strong rose]

neat

[red hamlet]

it's to let you reduce ranks since there's no way to do that outside of deaths

you can have a moldy deck until they're all below 6 for hack 🙏 or fib

[stark heath]

simply use 12 deaths

[strong rose]

• Banner (Negative)
• Zany Joker (Negative)
• Smeared Joker
• Spare Trousers (+34 Mult)
• Castle (+453 Chips)
• Gluttonous Joker
• Lusty Joker

[red hamlet]

also vampire synertgy

[random plover]

should i take him

[red hamlet]

yeah

more chadding

[stark heath]

the photochaddening has begun

[random plover]

i am become roffle

[red hamlet]

roffle wouldn't have take an ecto this early

js

[random plover]

i did fopr the funni

[red hamlet]

already better than roffle, god speed soldier

[manic swallow]

where does one find mods?

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108 #⚙・modding-general

[manic swallow]

thank you very much

also whats the best mod in your opinion

[red hamlet]

no clue cause i don't really play modded

but any mod that tends to stay balanced around the vanilla balance is good imo

[random plover]

wee pivot /joking

hot take goad or head should not be allowed on checkered deck

[opaque shard]

I won gold stake on all stickers but didn't get c+

Decks*

[red hamlet]

hot take: they're really not that bad considering it's only half your deck

also it'd make the deck far stronger

[random plover]

i drew all hearts on my last hand, completely screwed

[stark heath]

incredibly disfunctional plasma deck build that got me black stake

[red hamlet]

not disfunctinal if it works and wins

[random plover]

if it aint broke dont fix it fr

[stark heath]

(imploded immediately into endless mode)

[random plover]

at least that run helped me unlock the arrowhead

[stark heath]

next run has shop 1 negative jimbo ‼️ one for the historybooks

[random plover]

pog jimbo

back to trying for a purple stake win

[lavish zenith]

joker concept:
satchel
uncommon
while in the shop, jokers can be moved to and from your consumable slots
(jokers in your consumable slots do nothing and can't be used or sold)

maybe the "while in the shop" condition should be dropped, actually

[ornate depot]

i like the in the shop condition, but they should still be sellable

[near briar]

guys i got to ante 6

im the goat

[lavish zenith]

the problem is satchel takes up a joker slot, so any utility you get from being able to store jokers is going to be greatly diminished by the -1 joker slot

[near briar]

whats youre highest ante

[lavish zenith]

oh, lemme check

[near briar]

its 3 isnt it

[vagrant bane]

New Joker idea

Combination joker

[lavish zenith]

highest ante ive gotten was 13

you got a digit right!

[near briar]

nah you added the 1

its so 3

[vagrant bane]

Left Joker (needs right Joker to work, 350 chips)
Right Joker (needs left Joker to work, 3x mult)

[stuck grotto]

Issue is that this takes a slot so its effect is less helpful

Too niche for it to be a deck but a god tier negative so its weird

[solemn elm]

yeah its basically

consumable slots count as joker slots, but -1 joker slot

its not really that useful

[ionic urchin]

do i copy sock or trib

[obtuse barn]

i love cats

[brave saddle]

rip my phone

[red hamlet]

i'd rather that be a deck

[lavish zenith]

yeah good idea

[red hamlet]

also i'd say let them be sold still

cause otherwise you're completely fucking over blue and purple seals

it honestly doesn't sound like a bad idea

smuggling a perishing joker into later antes

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[random plover]

nat negative photo with two chads MMMMMMM

[ornate depot]

oh, hey. i'm dumb. didn't see that. thank you

[dusty jay]

How much we talking?

[vagrant bane]

new joker idea

Double or Nothing

chip jokers, are doubled.

[trail lodge]

finally i can stop playing... my first win

[red hamlet]

500 chip stuntman
-4 hand size

xdd

[obtuse barn]

wow u are dedicated

[obtuse barn]

yay

[dusty jay]

It's interesting you only have 2s and 9s I wonder what the odds of that are I had a 99'999 once

[dusty jay]

You could say that

I'm more of a extremist

I have to poop but I'm waiting to get that perfect moment where if I do give the signel to my body the poop kinda just falls out instead of waiting

[red hamlet]

tmi bestie

[obtuse barn]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[dusty jay]

Everyone IN THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE POOPS

It's normal

[trail lodge]

huh? what does it mean?

[red hamlet]

yes
and nobody in existence except your doctor wants to hear how you poop

[dusty jay]

Okay let me get more specific

there's a point in time where a poop is perfectly in a place of time in the body. Where if you give the signal to poop. It slides right out. I have done this before and I kinda mastered it. Often I fail but. When it works it's a wonderful feeling of a quick poop and a easy clean

Y'all need to try it

[floral thunder]

I FINALLY GOT PAST ANTE 8!

[distant marlin]

🤔🤔

[dusty jay]

Interesting name.. check out my thesis on the perfect poop

[floral thunder]

It is very true

Tis the reason on why my pants are always like that

[dusty jay]

Never figured out the timing did ya

[floral thunder]

I have mastered the technique but in all the wrong ways

[floral thunder]

Precisely

[dusty jay]

True

[floral thunder]

Also

[dusty jay]

Glad to see a fellow poop practitioner on his way to glorpoop

[floral thunder]

Here’s a cat for you

[dusty jay]

I said too much poop today

[floral thunder]

Exactly

[dusty jay]

I need to take a pooping break

[floral thunder]

Quick poop break

[dusty jay]

It sounds weird now poop

Pooop

Poop

[floral thunder]

I’m gonna vanish now maybe never to be seen again

Adios amigos!

[dusty jay]

Interesting bye poopie!

Meant to say pookie

[lapis latch]

hi people

[dusty jay]

God I'm so funny

[dusty jay]

[lapis latch]

hi people

[dusty jay]

[orchid lintel]

is there a way to see my unlocks/achievements inside the game? (not the joker menu)

[dusty jay]

Type this in game chat

They might figure it out

[distant vault]

rip

[dusty jay]

I think there's a kind of website or some app?? Idk

[modest kindle]

Hey guys, i just downloaded the gamepass version of balatro and wanted to port my steam saves there, does anyone know where the save files for the gamepass version are located? Thanks for the help

[dusty jay]

In the game files

Idk

[random plover]

feelsbadman

[dusty jay]

Sell stencil

[modest kindle]

i think the gamepass version does it differently

[random plover]

ah yes invisible stencil

[modest kindle]

they are not in the same place as steam's

no profil/meta.jkr on the appdata

[dusty jay]

Ask chatgpt or deepseek I just play the game

Idk about game files

[modest kindle]

:/

okay

[distant vault]

This was my greatest run (I killed the plant)

[brazen phoenix]

good evening balatro nation

ooh nice

[distant vault]

[slim junco]

do i go for fifth

chat

do i go for fifth trib

[waxen pasture]

just got first unseeded naneinf, I overdid it with the cryptid lol

[orchid lintel]

I found my very first Black Hole

how rare is that card?

[magic swan]

peak honestly

[elder nymph]

How do I find the other banana joker? Is it just gros going extinct? And hoping to find them

[random plover]

same chance as soul card appearing, 0.3%

[random plover]

yep, cavendish is common though i believe so it shouldnt be too hard to find it after michel extincts

[elder nymph]

That’s every run correct? I’m just curious

[random plover]

every run yes, as long as gros michel has already gone extinct you can find cavendish

[elder nymph]

Neat, also is there a way to improve soul cards showing up?

[random plover]

not as far as i know

[elder nymph]

Damn, I’ve only gotten perkeo

From soul cards like 3 times

[random plover]

i still need perkeo and triboulet for completionist

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

unless you can make any of them negative

[elder nymph]

I need all the others lol

[clever ridge]

This certainly was a run of all time. Needed the gold stickers hence the horrible line up.
Stuntman and constellation carried

[random plover]

lol yeah, havent had much soul luck lately

[clever ridge]

At least Gold Stake forces legendaries you havent stickered yet

[random plover]

is it only gold stake that does that?

[red hamlet]

yea

[clever ridge]

Yeah. Specifically gold sticker

[opaque shard]

Completionist+

[clever ridge]

To help with c++

[opaque shard]

Got the achievement now

[random plover]

o i see

[random plover]

gg!

[digital quiver]

scam :(

[clever ridge]

Until recently, the only legendary I could pull was Perkeo because of that

[opaque shard]

Perishable blueprint is always depressing to see

[elder nymph]

Am I the only one who called the blind “binds”

[random plover]

what's the best deck for higher stakes? i am struggling so hard trying to get red deck past purple stake

[elder nymph]

Me with green stake

[opaque shard]

I remembered I accidentally copied a random ass seed I lost while playing black deck

And I am going to post it here because why not

AAFP8Z9L

I have no idea what it had

[tawdry warren]

plasma or ghost for me

[opaque shard]

I love ghost deck

[clever ridge]

Plasma, Ghost, Yellow. Yellow was my first gold stake win

[digital quiver]

I'm so back

[opaque shard]

Red was my first gold stake win

[clever ridge]

That extra $10 carries hard

[digital quiver]

too bad my other jokers are uh

[tawdry warren]

does it??? i haven't played yellow deck

[opaque shard]

Peak

[random plover]

yellow deck is nice for econ generation

[opaque shard]

The biggest struggle early on it's building econ

[clever ridge]

Starts you with 2 intrest gain, and can help you afford more expensive jokers if they appear early

[red hamlet]

it's an extra 2 interest from the get go and usually means you can afford a goated joker early

[opaque shard]

Yellow pretty much avoids that struggle

[clever ridge]

Lmao, same wavelength

[verbal zephyr]

jahn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-testament-so-true-so-true-bestie-breastie-gif-26212220

[tawdry warren]

ok man 😼

[opaque shard]

Should I complete all the challenges now or fugget about them for a while and get c++

[drifting forum]

@random plover Yo, rick

[random plover]

yo!

[opaque shard]

...rick

[drifting forum]

Good ol’ rickolas

My favorite joker on red deck

If only you showed up more often

[opaque shard]

Yorick is my favorite legendary

First one I got, first one I beat gold stake with

[drifting forum]

You know, why is it that you’re SO egotistical that you have to be a legendary and show up like once every 50 runs? Become a common and help us out!

Rickolas, do better

[random plover]

i dont know man i show up a lot on this guy's pc

i'll try to spread the love 🙏

[red hamlet]

500 chicots upon you

[restive bridge]

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/jOL5HAifF0BsYN-qQ?invite=cr-MSxsRnUsMzIxOTQ2NjUwLA

[red hamlet]

no lucky hits xdd

[restive bridge]

real

[red hamlet]

also 6 jokers on checkered? invis bug or?

[restive bridge]

antimatter

[red hamlet]

oh right

forgor about it

[restive bridge]

ngl, i also forgor, u got me thinking how tf did i have 6 jokers

[neon mulch]

What server

I need that sticker

[neon mulch]

Wow

I'm at the exact same situation as before

[red hamlet]

here's le image

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

[boreal niche]

You are fucking joking

my cavendish just went extinct

You got to be kidding

[unique salmon]

hey there im new looking for mods where do i go\

[slim junco]

Balatro and friends 5 unofficial is a good start

[lament hollow]

crimson=onika
heart=burgers

[digital quiver]

gold stake next 🙏

[lament hollow]

make sure to move your blueprint next round when you copy something with dna

[slim junco]

What’s inside Cut him open please

[slim junco]

balatro and friends 5 based off the hints:
Kerbal Space Program
Far Cry 2
Cut the Rope
GTA V

[random plover]

madness ate my banana before it went extinct

[lament hollow]

hey you stopped talking in the balatro joker highschool roleplay server is everything alright?

[red hamlet]

what an L

[random plover]

banan was holo too sadge

[fiery yew]

i wish balatro merch was made

smh

💔

[random plover]

there was a jimbo plush for sale a while ago

[strong rose]

funny

[old pollen]

Can you use touch screen on balatro Xbox cloud gaming mobile?

[fiery yew]

ik

[broken garnet]

I assume so

[old pollen]

Did research, you can it’s currently unplayable on Xbox cloud gaming on mobile unless you attach a controller to your phone.

[broken garnet]

why not just buy the game on mobile

[old pollen]

Because I don’t want to spend more money and I want to keep my progress

[broken garnet]

fair ig

[bleak wing]

I assume they’re working on cross progression or something right lol

[old pollen]

That would be great

[bleak wing]

I got a win on every color deck except the black deck. Shits hard

[orchid lintel]

is there a way to keep track of unlocks without having to check the Joker screen?

also is there crossprogression on mobile yet?

[graceful holly]

Lol yeah my highest ante is 2

With black deck

[digital quiver]

bruh

scammed AGAIN

[rancid tundra]

i wanna play cryptid mod so bad

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[rough bison]

so- play it

[rancid tundra]

i dont have the game on pc and i kinda dont want to buy it for the 3rd time

[vagrant bane]

Gamers gamers

What deck should I do

[rancid tundra]

black

[vivid island]

at least it's free +10 mult for 5 rounds

wait, you paid in skipping a round

[rancid tundra]

its a cruel world...

[red hamlet]

damn, 1 dolalr off the gamer move

[fallow ledge]

i always get to ante 8 then die bc it decides to give me violet vessel EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. im actually never winning

[red hamlet]

that means you need to work on your scoring

[fallow ledge]

i always get to like 255k

[rancid tundra]

photochad:

[red hamlet]

white stake?

and i assume red deck

[agile citrus]

do i get half

[digital quiver]

is joker stencil worth

[red hamlet]

yeah

[agile citrus]

idk

[red hamlet]

it can go hard

[agile citrus]

is this build good

[rancid tundra]

3x stencil with brainstorm is 9x

[digital quiver]

should I take it

[red hamlet]

not in this case

[rancid tundra]

no

[empty patio]

Yeah take bean

[digital quiver]

alr

[fallow ledge]

im super dumb but can you tell me what the infinity means? /genq

[red hamlet]

eternal

[digital quiver]

eternal

[red hamlet]

can't be sold or destroyed

[empty patio]

Joker can't be sold or destroyed

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/probopass-professor-oak-attack-gif-25134962

Is it just me

Or does probopass look like it's built for balatro

[fallow ledge]

whats the best deck that doesnt require winning runs

[vast musk]

does flower pot ignore wilds or 3x wilds + a non-stone suit card get it?

[vagrant bane]

Wym

[red hamlet]

wilds count as any suit for any jokers that need them

[rancid tundra]

i like green

[red hamlet]

4 wilds will get it
3 and 1 suit
2 and 2 suits

etc.

[fallow ledge]

best deck thats not gotten from beating runs

[rancid tundra]

i remember playing green with burglar + blueprint + brainstorm

[agile citrus]

most of them are from beating runs

[vast musk]

I mean red deck is the only deck you start out with that seems like a you issue

[vernal plinth]

new joker?! rainbow card

[empty patio]

Hey that's my favorite pokemon besides rockruff

[rancid tundra]

that would be kinda cool
like red card but 1.1x mult instead of +3

[fallow ledge]

over 150k members and only like 3 talking

[vernal plinth]

mm

[rancid tundra]

the rest are dying to the plant

[empty patio]

There is like 10 different chats but yeah there usually isn't many people talking at once

[vagrant bane]

SPLASH

GREEN JOKER

[rancid tundra]

hell yeah

[empty patio]

Now for DNA too die

[fallow ledge]

do i take ANY of these?? (its ante 1 thats why theres 2 cards)

[empty patio]

What stake

[digital quiver]

am I cooked I barely made it past small blind

[fallow ledge]

white

[neon wren]

you can run dagger, it's fine and enough mult. for the other most expensive to sell or stab, what's to do list on?

[empty patio]

Then probaly take to do list and try and farm some econ

[red hamlet]

🗿

[vernal plinth]

woah natural negative Fibonacci is expensive, it costs $13

[vernal plinth]

wow

[red hamlet]

game is taunting me

[vernal plinth]

i thought it's a medusa run

with that much stone cards

🗿

[empty patio]

I love square joker

[vernal plinth]

non-square square joker

seeing that version of square joker is cursed

[rancid tundra]

i got bloodstone and oops 🔥

[vagrant bane]

Round joker

[vernal plinth]

Jimball

[vagrant bane]

If the points add up to 36

X50 mult

[vernal plinth]

i want oops too..

getting $20 from lucky cards without oops is hell

[empty patio]

Why is your pfp Stakataka

[empty patio]

I get money more then mult unless I have oops then i get neither

[vagrant bane]

It be crazy if I told you my favorite pokemon was a brick wall

https://tenor.com/view/stakataka-gif-2755355121120415411

[empty patio]

No one of my favorite is a rock with a giant nose

[vernal plinth]

the idol is a bad take with deck like this right

[empty patio]

Also I just caught a shiny rockruff

[vernal plinth]

ooh, shiny.

[vagrant bane]

Would you like to hear a fun fact about rockruff

[empty patio]

Sure

[red hamlet]

[vagrant bane]

It's origin is a pun of a real life ore in our world

Dogtooth calcite iirc

[empty patio]

Makes sense

[vagrant bane]

The colors vary to orangeish-to dark

[empty patio]

I've never played sun and moon yet my favorite pokemon is rockruff

[fallow ledge]

how do i eliminate like all my other colors

[red hamlet]

tarot packs

[fallow ledge]

bro i accidentally did high card on mouth

i had the best jokers

ever

[empty patio]

Hc best hand

[vagrant bane]

If I sell pareidolia during plant boss blind does the effect go away?

[empty patio]

Yes

[fallow ledge]

ilysm for this info its actually so helpful

ik its common sense but sitll your such a baddie for that

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[fallow ledge]

best run ever lost for NO reason

actually uninstalling bruh

[vagrant bane]

Playing a straight sets money to 0:

This mf

Clutch up

[empty patio]

Happened to me on a run where I had like 300$ and bootstraps so I just lost instantly

[vagrant bane]

Love when the bull comes in and says we ain't using that straight weak ahh shit

I have over 100 buckeroos

[empty patio]

Bull can solo in plasma so there's that

[random plover]

fav planet

[cerulean sparrow]

Did you hear that Neptune is actually a similar color to Uranus

[random plover]

yes i have heard that

[cerulean sparrow]

Like it's a much uglier blue and it only looks so pretty because of distance and light

Was very sad to learn it

[random plover]

honestly i still think its a pretty looking colour

[vagrant bane]

YO POLY BLUEPRINT DRIPPY

[rough bison]

this has been calculating for 50 minutes did i fuck up

[blazing dune]

ggs

[lavish zenith]

thats the killscreen so it doesnt matter but

[empty patio]

Why did you do so many ._.

[rough bison]

masochistic tendencies

[empty patio]

You literally only needed like 1/10th of that

Crazy work but good job

[sonic frost]

when new cards added

[lavish zenith]

i dont think you can beat a score of nan

[rough bison]

44 cards exactly

[empty patio]

Sometime this year

[rough bison]

but unfortunately i cant count that high so i just made sure id clear it

[sonic frost]

good they locked in

[empty patio]

That's how many I had but im a ghost deck player that just prays for perkeo

[kindred ruin]

I can count to at least 500

[blazing dune]

i think im on the wrong version of balatro

[empty patio]

Looks normal too me wdym

[blazing dune]

i dont think thats normal

[rough bison]

this is where gross michael lives

[rancid tundra]

they nerfed poor joker 💔

[kindred ruin]

House

[rancid tundra]

hi

[empty patio]

I didn't even notice that crazy they nerfed my boy :[

[kindred ruin]

I too am in this discord server

[rancid tundra]

wheres my free tarot :(

[kindred ruin]

Up you’re butt to da left

[blazing dune]

EZZZ

[random plover]

i'm hungry someone feed me your discards

[limber moth]

The patient needs mouse bites to live

[errant zealot]

FINALLY COMPLETED GOLD ATAKE

[solar portal]

question of the day: what is your favorite legendary joker

[empty patio]

Chicot

[kindred ruin]

The one that straight jorkin it

Or should I say, jokerin it

[solar portal]

OH COME ON

[red hamlet]

Perkeo cause he perky

[solar portal]

mine is either chicot or yorick

[limber moth]

You guys wanna talk about eggs again

[errant zealot]

The discard multi one

[red hamlet]

Jk it's chicot

[errant zealot]

I love the egg

[red hamlet]

Oops all chixot always

[errant zealot]

My loyalty lies there

[limber moth]

Awesome egg is super cool

[carmine river]

No way

[slim junco]

To everyone complaining about the lack of jokers. Cooking takes time. Let him cook.
Plus I can speak for all of us when I say WE WANT MORE BALATRO AND FRIENDS!!

[carmine river]

Epic Balatro remix

[errant zealot]

I’m actually happy with the balatro and friends now although I would like something for clubs but I am excited for more jokers to be unlocked

[winter plume]

Hey guys it's me Jimbo balatro from the hit game balatro

[slim junco]

Personally im most excited for:
Far Cry 2
PUBG
Dragon ball the breakers

etc 👀

[red hamlet]

Too bad
You're getting House

[winter plume]

Balatro if it didn't fucking suck

[slim junco]

imo an h1z1 collab isnt far fetched based off the twitter hints 👀

[winter plume]

I hate purple stake

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-do-i-get-bonus-points-hugh-laurie-gif-17126716

[vast musk]

p sure its like

the 10th soul I've popped to get something useful (canio is too finnicky and chicot DOES NOT count)

[limber moth]

He's in a coma, Mrs. Griffin. But judging by the sound of your voice, I'd say, he's the lucky one.

[winter plume]

Have you tried the medicine drug yet

[limber moth]

Only stupid people try the medicine drug

[slim junco]

Tbh i could see them making a dexter card since he was playing it in the trailer for dexter resurrection

[limber moth]

If that happens I'll shit

[winter plume]

I'm hoping they add persona into friends of Jimbo 5

Add lots of sega tbh

[slim junco]

Roblox joker?

[limber moth]

Add The Toe Destroyer to balatro

[winter plume]

No, the hit jrpg series persona

[carmine river]

What do you guys think is the best enhancement/seal in the game

[slim junco]

im just happy we're getting the My Singing Monsters collab

[winter plume]

Steel red seal

[carmine river]

Individual

Not combination

[winter plume]

Then still steel

[carmine river]

Great

Lucky cards build it is

[winter plume]

I think the game hates me because every time I try to unlock jokers, I never get the right tarots or jokers to do it

[graceful holly]

13 dollar polychrome baseball game

[graceful holly]

glass

with steel combo

[compact sorrel]

19 dollar fortnite card

[stable vessel]

Where do I find mods??

[carmine river]

The evil 6 shatters in a row:

[limber moth]

Away

[winter plume]

On mod.com

[graceful holly]

meh

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general #1209506514763522108

[graceful holly]

Its just a shatter

[carmine river]

I'll personally always go towards steels or luckies rather than Shatterd

[carmine river]

Yeah but it only doesn't matter after you've mostly finished trimming your deck

[graceful holly]

the better way to put it is Channels and roles because you could find other chatting areas

[red hamlet]

Polychrome

[carmine river]

You may or may not be forced to use one or 2 glass cards in a hand

[red hamlet]

🗿

[carmine river]

If they break that's pretty unfortunate if you only have DNA and Tarots to try and build your deck

[red hamlet]

The one time I don't direct them to browse channels

I get called out

[eternal sage]

You jest but I would play these.

[red hamlet]

I don't jest

[carmine river]

A full house

[empty patio]

What's everyone's favourite pokemon here the one I like the most I will shiny hunt until I get it

[cunning hare]

The bal of a tro

[eternal sage]

Phantump.

[carmine river]

Mine is Blue Eyes White Dragon (I don't play Pokemon)

[empty patio]

I already found one lol

[cunning hare]

Ive butchered the most free run ive had in my life

[empty patio]

Fair

[cunning hare]

Two polychrome families 💔

[carmine river]

Funnily enough the card art is a white eyed blue dragon

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jolteon-pokemon-hydraulic-press-eevee-jolteon-pokemon-gif-4149183003660823518

[carmine river]

The look of horror

Anyways

Time to try and hunt for a good seed with red seal steel kings or something

Wait a minute

[empty patio]

What have you done too jolteon :[

[carmine river]

How does one even get Polychrome cards?

Spectrals?

[random plover]

aura, wheel

[red hamlet]

Aura from spectral
Or standard packs

[cunning hare]

Theres a lot of ways

[empty patio]

Spectral packs have aura

[carmine river]

Wheel is for jokers

[random plover]

standard packs

my brain is fried

[red hamlet]

Buying hone voucher will help

[carmine river]

You can tell me Standard Packs give 4 negative blueprints now and I still wouldn't buy it

Spectrals it is

[random plover]

yeah aura cards in spectrals

[cunning hare]

What about hologram tho...

[red hamlet]

Yeah you're missing out

[empty patio]

Here it is took awhile too find which save it was on

[rough bison]

it finished

just pretend it wasnt seeded

[eternal sage]

AW… look at the baby. 🥺

[empty patio]

Should I evolve him

[rough bison]

the game seems like its going lightspeed after playing on 14 fps for an hour and a half

[lavish zenith]

polychrome tribe goes HARD

[rough bison]

is this going faster than normal or am i insane

settings says its still only 4x speed but i swear its more

[carmine river]

Take it or nah

And if so what to sell

[rough bison]

paredolia? i mean probably, switch for chad or sharp but its not really necessary

[hallow mountain]

Paraidolia is pretty bad I wouldn't take

[hallow mountain]

I need your version of the game wtf how did you make this happen :o

[ruby root]

O7s 💔

I'm still a noob that can't make it past ante 12 💔💔💔💔

Got the worst boss blind on the planet for my build 😭

[slim junco]

Lowkey I dont even go for jokers anymore I just buy cards because i love the skins so much

[carmine river]

The evil Plant:

[mortal lichen]

He's gotta catch 'em all 'cause he's Sassy Phantump

[empty patio]

I've got 5 shinys rn I've just been hunting for the past 3 weeks

I haven't even made It too cerulean yet

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[mortal lichen]

You don't just have a shiny, you have a shiny where the pun writes itself

Do not evolve it

[rough bison]

fuck

[mortal lichen]

chicot good though

[empty patio]

Here they are

[mortal lichen]

if you're gold staking legendaries, the game will give you the ones you haven't done yet

[mortal lichen]

MF DOOM, respect

[vagrant bane]

What if instead of baseball card

We got

Football card

And it boosted commons

[empty patio]

Lol you noticed I'm surprised

[lavish zenith]

card edition concept:
dyestamp
shader: card is vertically flipped
effect: when card is played without any other cards, add a copy of it without dyestamp to your deck

[empty patio]

Would it still be 1.5x?

[vagrant bane]

No just money given

[empty patio]

Wdym

[vagrant bane]

For each common

Give money

[lavish zenith]

when?

every hand?

[empty patio]

How much

And when

[lavish zenith]

every card scored?

[vagrant bane]

After blind is defeated

2?

Or 3

(Don't tell buisness card)

[rough bison]

no thats the wrong answer unfortunately

[lavish zenith]

chicot is fine!

the other legendaries are better yeah but chicot is still a good card

[vagrant bane]

Chicot

Is like

[jaunty mason]

This ^

[lavish zenith]

chicot is just a guy on this earth

[jaunty mason]

[vagrant bane]

Chicot is like sonic fast food

[jaunty mason]

Tf wrong wit sonic?

[lavish zenith]

sonic fast food is great. chicot is great

[vagrant bane]

They got rid of the kids toy

Sonic fast food usually drops in a random ass fry near me

[random plover]

chicot's like when you get apples instead of the extra fry

[vagrant bane]

EXACTLY

[jaunty mason]

[lavish zenith]

chicot is like

[jaunty mason]

Good

[vagrant bane]

If I could describe the 5 jokers

[lavish zenith]

when you get an extra nugget in your mcdonalds

but

[random plover]

chicot's like when you get home and your food's already cold

[lavish zenith]

its like. a bit burnt

[vagrant bane]

They will he the Shrek movies
Chicot is the 5th one

Perkeo is the 2nd one

[lavish zenith]

chicot is fine !!!

look chicot might not be yorick but chicot is a real one

[vagrant bane]

Yorick is godly

[lavish zenith]

maybe chicot isnt perkeo

[sand talon]

Ey

[random plover]

[sand talon]

Guys

[vagrant bane]

Chicot is like

When you have sex for the first time

[slim junco]

It takes time to cook guys. stop asking for new jokers.

[sand talon]

Wat

[lavish zenith]

im not asking for new jokers

[rough bison]

bro cleared all the boss blinds in MY PEANITS!!!!

[random plover]

chicot is when you resort to cbat

[rough bison]

anyway

[sand talon]

What are you asking for then

[slim junco]

What if he sees us as ungrateful and removes the game off steam please stop Begging for new jokers 😭

[lavish zenith]

we're just putting ideas out there to discuss because it's creativity

[lavish zenith]

bro are you okay

[vagrant bane]

I had a good Joker idea

[slim junco]

It takes time to cook.

[lavish zenith]

i am not suggesting jokers under any kind of pretense that i want them to be added to the game

[vagrant bane]

Casual worker

[random plover]

why would bro do that he said himself he put it out there for no reason and expected like 3 ppl to play it

[lavish zenith]

i am discussing joker ideas for fun

[vagrant bane]

^

It's good to theorycrwft

[lavish zenith]

if anything i dont want any of my joker ideas added cuz i wanna be the one who makes them

i wanna make a mod

[slim junco]

I installed a mod and now a cmd prompt opens every time i open chrome Sooo lets just stop begging me for jokers and let LocalThink cook.

[lavish zenith]

???

[vagrant bane]

New joker

Eminem

Plays fuckin eminem

2x mult for each song that finishes

[rancid tundra]

awesome idea

🔥

better joker idea:

Glonk (Does nothing, expires in one round)

[sand talon]

Hush little baby don't you cry, everythings gonna be alright

X2 mult

[lavish zenith]

new joker:
speed joker. uncommon.
x2 mult if you take less than 5 seconds real time to play a hand

[vagrant bane]

Cracked as shit with green joker

Ngl kinda cool

[vagrant bane]

New joker

Investment joker

Does nothing, sell after 2 blinds for 10 dollars

[rancid tundra]

(costs $11 to buy)

[limber moth]

New joker gay joker gives you x4 mult if you have intercourse with a man before you play your hand

[lavish zenith]

hell yes

[near orchid]

how about 20 dollars- wait I've seen that before

[near orchid]

best joker in the game

[vagrant bane]

I assume you lose points kf you play a straight?

[hallow mountain]

This is just 4x all the time if you're a sensible balatro player kinda broken

[lavish zenith]

new joker: all face cards become bisexual

[rancid tundra]

im gonna set that shit off like a triboulet with sock and buskin

[lavish zenith]

aklmsfkjamgajskmglagmkgasdh

sock and buskin would set that off

[carmine river]

Flushes and straights are counted as straight flushes

[limber moth]

I get 8x because I'm weird like that

[near orchid]

all face cards become genderfluid and count as every face card at once

[rancid tundra]

awesome joker idea: 20X mult, 1/7 chance to delete system 32

[limber moth]

System 30 POO who needs it anyway

[carmine river]

New Joker Idea: Gun Dokker: Kills 4 jokers permanently and gains -4x mult per joker killed

[near orchid]

o7

[random plover]

balatro nuzlockes

[rancid tundra]

idea: Snake eyes, halves all listed probabilities

[lavish zenith]

new joker:
whenever a face card changes gender, this card gains +20 mult
(jacks and kings are male, queens are female)

[carmine river]

S-s-s-snake eyes?

AGHSHHFHRHR MYBHEADDD

[near orchid]

genderfluid joker

[limber moth]

New joker idea: OJ Simpson
Kills any female jokers or Jewish waiters and then expires after 10 turns cus ass cancer

[lavish zenith]

o kay this is getting a bit edgy

[rancid tundra]

best joker idea ever: 0x mult if hand contains cards

[limber moth]

):

[lavish zenith]

joker idea
legendary
+1 chip

[limber moth]

Game over

[rancid tundra]

thats just jen

[solar portal]

tf wrong with chicot

[lavish zenith]

i like chicot

[limber moth]

If I was chicot I'd shit