goddamn i fucked up so bad
#🎙・server-chat
wide crane
it's been a good run :(
fast scroll
goddamn i fucked up so bad
I hate it when I do that lmao
polar hill
I hate it when I do that lmao
same
i'd just go with picking the lowest ranked card if i could do a 2 pair
untold bloom
I'm having trouble beating the game on blue stake with black deck
I'm realizing I suck 
cyan drift
Is there anywhere I can get balatro for phone via 🏴☠️
asking this on the official game server run by the developer is such a daft move it's not even funny
sullen solar
hi team, what should i do in this case? I have 72 mult on flashcard and 24 on abstract joker
gentle mantle
asking this on the official game server run by the developer is such a daft move...
I guess I'm a daft punk
prime moon
Yo guys did i cooked? and what to do with perkeo i literally were doing millions with only my old cards but suddenley i saw a soul in a spectral pack so what do i do with him?
guys?
dull verge
goddamn i fucked up so bad
That sucks so much
north crescent
Yo guys did i cooked? and what to do with perkeo i literally were doing millions...
copy a death is really all you can do
prime moon
copy a death is really all you can do
Thanks for the information after 15 minutes
north crescent
lol
prime moon
XD
north crescent
gotta go to the other chat its way more active
prime moon
atleast i found perkeo
prime moon
gotta go to the other chat its way more active
you know atleast i found perkeo and won black deck first time i got checkered deck now
i dont know why but the black deck was so hard that i already beaten blue stake before it
willow kite
what if you get negative invisible joker? with full slots
prime moon
who you talkin to?
willow kite
anyone who can answer
prime moon
i think just get a good joker before selling it
smoky wyvern
ABSOLUTELY POG
I just had to share this one...
Context: I set myself a challenge to unlock 3-4 Jokers I was missing in one go.
Conditions: Win a game in less than 18 rounds, Win a game in less than 12 rounds, Win without playing a Pair, Win with no more than 4 Jokers.
I opted for the Painted Deck, focussed on Flushes and skipped as many rounds as possible. I came to the Boss Blind of the last Ante with only one condition failed because I didn't read a tag before I took it and it momentarily gave me a 5th Joker.
Still, 3 new Jimbos to play for, I persevered... Cerulean Ball... one card always selected...
I got greedy. I looked for the second Queen of Spades for The Idol to take advantage of, knowing I probably didn't need it...
No Discards left, needing Arrowhead to win, needing a Flush of Spades... Cerulean Ball selects a Diamond card. Disaster. I can't play my hand that I've cultivated all game.
It's over. It's so over.
But wait...what's that? Is that a Two-Pair? I mean, it's not a Pair... but it can't score enough, can it? Surely not?
I mean, it can't hurt to try-OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD 
primal grove
somebody I know wants hints for reaching naneinf
y'all got them?
prime moon
nah i cant do it Lol
willow kite
i think just get a good joker before selling it
you didnt got the point did you?
prime moon
you didnt got the point did you?
depends on what is the point i dont know if the thing i thought is the one you asked
plush dome
Hey, I'm not sure where to ask this, but... All my stats got lost? Except my collection stats? I was playing orange stake on green deck and now every single win is gone ... Can I get this back?
willow kite
depends on what is the point i dont know if the thing i thought is the one you a...
imagine this, you have 5/5 jokers and you get nat negative invis, do you not get the copy or does it overfills the slots ( 6/5 )
smoky wyvern
Hey, I'm not sure where to ask this, but... All my stats got lost? Except my col...
Oof, that really sucks. I hope you get it sorted 😦
Have you tried simply Logging in and out of Steam/your platform to see if the data gets recovered?
willow kite
Hey, I'm not sure where to ask this, but... All my stats got lost? Except my col...
maybe bc of, if you played with mods, like it happened to roffle
prime moon
imagine this, you have 5/5 jokers and you get nat negative invis, do you not get...
you dont get i think
willow kite
you dont get i think
idk, ill just get lucky and ill see
plush dome
I'll try to log out of Google Play
And I haven't used mods
hoary kernel
🔥
hoary kernel
i had early blueprint too and died, good luck, maybe i was too greedy with it
i was 100% greedy i had to pull a holo card to pass ante 1 boss
hope thos run works
sand talon
GUYS....
balala
sand talon
Sigma fr fr
prime moon
sigma sigma
prime moon
i dont know why but i won on blue stake before black deck XD
this run was really good tho
primal grove
imagine this, you have 5/5 jokers and you get nat negative invis, do you not get...
it overfills slots, you can't buy negative jokers if you have more jokers than slots
sand talon
imagine this, you have 5/5 jokers and you get nat negative invis, do you not get...
6/5
kind trail
i'm making balatro ascii art
currently unplayable unfortunately
prime moon
https://tenor.com/view/dani-danidev-racism-racist-gif-24809246
this is how i did it
sand talon
https://tenor.com/view/dani-danidev-racism-racist-gif-24809246
And i think you can't take another negative joker anymore
prime moon
chineease ba;atrp
sand talon
i'm making balatro ascii art
currently unplayable unfortunately
Id still play this frfr
kind trail
chineease ba;atrp
i think it's more like retro balatro
prime moon
damn chill i was jokin
kind trail
Id still play this frfr
it looks so scrumptious i'd play every game in this style
sand talon
i'm making balatro ascii art
currently unplayable unfortunately
Win xp balala be like:
kind trail
damn chill i was jokin
what
kind trail
Win xp balala be like:
lol 😭
kind trail
tf
kind trail
could you not spam gifs?
prime moon
could you not spam gifs?
near cosmos
kind trail
-# @amber burrow
prime moon
-# <@151079991159816192>
sand talon
-# <@151079991159816192>
sand talon
-# <@151079991159816192>
white sierra
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
prime moon
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
sand talon
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
prime moon
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
sand talon
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
prime moon
yo im ngl these gifs are
SO UNFUNNY 🤣 🤣 🤣 ‼️ 🔥
marble valve
high orbit
idk about you guys but I refuse to eat any rotten food like moldy bread or whatever
crimson gazelle
Does flower pot trigger if you have 1 wild card?
sand talon
Does flower pot trigger if you have 1 wild card?
SHOWER THOUGHTS
marble valve
idk about you guys but I refuse to eat any rotten food like moldy bread or whate...
YO IS THAT A REFERENCE TO ITEM 456 MIDNIGHT SNACK FROM THE BINDING OF ISAAC??!????!
prime moon
YO IS THAT A REFERENCE TO ITEM 456 MIDNIGHT SNACK FROM THE BINDING OF ISAAC??!??...
no its actually a reffrence to jutsu kaisen
sand talon
nope it's a reference to not eating moldy bread
prime moon
topaz swift
Fun run I had
prime moon
https://tenor.com/view/isaac-gif-22556901
issac when a head of his dead friend
sand talon
"We come in piss" really funny
We peace in come
prime moon
come be like
sand talon
Fr fr
frosty nexus
I think i may have found a small bug
marble valve
Polychrome red seal glass Polyphemus be like
sand talon
I think i may have found a small bug
prime moon
emm what the sigma
frosty nexus
Lol
marble valve
https://tenor.com/view/tiny-snake-hatchling-snake-snake-on-hand-tiny-snake-on-ha...
IS THAT SILKSONG???!!!?
sand talon
emm what the sigma
You have a dice now it will increase your chances of cavendish dying
prime moon
You have a dice now it will increase your chances of cavendish dying
oh no 😿 i have 2 in 1000
sand talon
oh no 😿 i have 2 in 1000
1 in 500
sand talon
Did it die?
prime moon
duck
sand talon
☠️
sand talon
it died on first
prime moon
#^#^#&&#
sand talon
im actually traumatized forever
Told you 🤣🤣
frosty nexus
sand talon
Bro you had the 4 fingers 🤣😭
crimson gazelle
SHOWER THOUGHTS
Next thought of the day, does 4 of a kind contain 2 pair? For the game it does not but I argue it should.
sand talon
It's not a bug
marble valve
One time I was playing ghost deck, got gros michel, went extinct, got cavendish, used hex, beat boss blind, and then it went extinct
sand talon
That doesnt make logical sense
So you had the four fingers right? It took the flush from last four cards and straight from first 4 cards... And yes it can do that
frosty nexus
Well dont i look stupid.
sand talon
Well dont i look stupid.
Why
sand talon
https://tenor.com/view/seal-sad-sad-seal-polish-banana-gif-6627018795569201553
Translate
marble valve
The biggest troll from bandana waddle dee I ever had
sand talon
He was forced to eat the end of a banana
https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788
marble valve
prime moon
sand talon
Guys the wee joker wee weed and wood the woo joker and wee woo wee woo the whole place
prime moon
im alive tho
prime moon
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552
The most overused meme of balatro
primal grove
The most overused meme of balatro
why you gotta be hating
prime moon
why you gotta be hating
sand talon
why you gotta be hating
sand talon
why you gotta be hating
People would have considered you rich if you did that in 2020
☠️🤣
prime moon
why tho
sand talon
sour atlas
Baltro
sand talon
prime moon
sand talon
i may or not may have offended the whole server
Bro thinks he is shrodinger
prime moon
but im dead serious i may
prime moon
https://tenor.com/view/kanaz-evil-gore-scary-gif-24043407
Me if i did
prime moon
rugged ravine
wtf game
rugged ravine
im on a square joker run
sand talon
im on a square joker run
Ditch it
rugged ravine
no
sand talon
You challenge me?
red hamlet
high card
PLays flush flive
bold notch
i’m trying to get naneinf should i do mime baron or perkeo
red hamlet
both
red hamlet
you're gonna need a way to get bajillion hand size
bold notch
ye
red hamlet
whether that's cryptid perkeo, bean glitch or serpent burglar
bold notch
ig i need to reset a ton of times for perkeo
sand talon
i’m trying to get naneinf should i do mime baron or perkeo
Don't get naneinf
bold notch
Don't get naneinf
that was not the question
red hamlet
Also one of the best ways to get to naneinf is to block Shanmukh
bold notch
i AM getting naneinf
red hamlet
instantly x100000 mult
bold notch
yes
sand talon
NO
bold notch
isn’t there like a mod that searches for seeds for target cards so it’s still seedless but like faster
solemn elm
isn’t there like a mod that searches for seeds for target cards so it’s still se...
Brainstorm, yes
sand talon
isn’t there like a mod that searches for seeds for target cards so it’s still se...
Use that if no balls
bold notch
is it considered cheating
sand talon
is it considered cheating
It's considered as crime
bold notch
hmm
sand talon
And no balls
bold notch
i want legit naneinf so i won’t do that
i keep trying but am always missing something
sand talon
i want legit naneinf so i won’t do that
You ain't getting it before me
bold notch
sometimes one more blueprint or i don’t have red seals or bad econ
red hamlet
is it considered cheating
It's basically just looking ahead into a seed and effectively making it seeded
kind trail
it's not considered cheating, and you can just search yourself by resetting, which you can do in the base game by holding R
worldly compass
is it considered cheating
people call it filtered unseeded but it is single player so who care
bold notch
it's not considered cheating, and you can just search yourself by resetting, whi...
you can hold r to reset? since when
i’ve been using menu the whole time
worldly compass
it is more on you than other people
kind trail
you can hold r to reset? since when
since always
solemn elm
filtered unseeded just means u didnt hold R for 8 hours
bold notch
i am doing normal unseeded naneinf
solemn elm
theres no skill in finding a good natural seed
bold notch
true
kind trail
tbf, there's no skill in holding R for 8 hours either
red hamlet
that's what they said 
red hamlet
commitment
i sure love commiting to hoping my rng is good so i can get naneinf
might as well say you already got it
cause you'll find the seed eventually and do it eventually so it's just a matter of waiting
bold notch
well wouldn’t you still have to play every run to see if it’s bad before pressing r
bold notch
cause you'll find the seed eventually and do it eventually so it's just a matter...
u can mess it up tho
bold notch
yeah
sand talon
commitment
I have been playing this game since like past 3 or 4 months and i haven't found PERKEO YET
bold notch
i have all jokers been playing for less than a month
sand talon
Not even once
bold notch
i got trib my first game lol
sand talon
i have all jokers been playing for less than a month
What's your high score?
bold notch
e70
sand talon
i have all jokers been playing for less than a month
Still you ain't getting the naneinf before me
bold notch
maybe maybe not
sand talon
bold notch
Still you ain't getting the naneinf before me
use black deck for naneinf trust
sand talon
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-37441764407...
How bro felt saying that:
swift trellis
ive never even hit an e number
sand talon
use black deck for naneinf trust
swift trellis
use plasma
i grinded plasma nonstop to get all the stakes for all decks im taking a break from plasma 💔
bold notch
what’s the perkeo strat for naneinf is it just oerkeo criptid baron mime + bp bs?
sand talon
what’s the perkeo strat for naneinf is it just oerkeo criptid baron mime + bp bs...
Cryptid or the planetary
With PERKEO
swift trellis
what’s the perkeo strat for naneinf is it just oerkeo criptid baron mime + bp bs...
yeah kinda, from what ive seen you just build up a ton of cryptids with perkeo and make a ton of red seal steel kings
sand talon
planetary more rng tho
Real
bold notch
we don’t like rng
swift trellis
when you're ready for naneinf you just use all the cryptids
bold notch
when you're ready for naneinf you just use all the cryptids
how many do you need
regal latch
Planetary is a lot harder to win with I think, like with Cryptid if you just have blueprint/brainstorm its relatively easy to cryptid the kings
sand talon
how many do you need
You just gotta be lucky
bold notch
Hex deck can give you both red seal and cryptid so....
ppl use hex deck for naneinf?
i think plasma
red hamlet
ppl use hex deck for naneinf?
you can't get cryptid in consumable slots easily without hex deck
sand talon
i think plasma
Plasma can give you big scores easily but NANEINF score... It's more doable on hex tho
red hamlet
you neeed a sixth sense or seance and hope it's cryptid
bold notch
ig but if i play plasma then i can also go with reg baron mime runs
red hamlet
plasma will let you score better though
swift trellis
?
swift trellis
POG
red hamlet
god plasma is so easy
red hamlet
i am xdd
sand talon
Also put the blueprint to photograph and you'll even get more
bold notch
Yeah you ain't getting that cryptid from seance or sixth sence boah
yes i am
when i’m doing good ill send ss ok?
lapis latch
Wsp gang
swift trellis
most of the time you dont even need stuntman, if you build enough stones you just win
sand talon
when i’m doing good ill send ss ok?
Dm me that shit
sand talon
(you ain't getting it anyways)
bold notch
are voucher skips worth? which skips do i take
^
swift trellis
i dont know man
sand talon
lemme add
Uh..... Actually spectral packs... Rare tags... Uh.... Yea
Maybe voucher sometimes
bold notch
rare joker tags?
lapis latch
are voucher skips worth? which skips do i take
It depends a lot on how are you at the moment
sand talon
rare joker tags?
Yea sometimes they work
bold notch
i feel like vouchers are always good if there’s one you need
swift trellis
there needs to be a spectral equivalent of emporer that gives you spectrals in your consumables
but like make it cost a discard or something
sand talon
there needs to be a spectral equivalent of emporer that gives you spectrals in y...
Real
lapis latch
If you have the money and you are hunting for a certain voucher then skip and get the voucher tag really
sand talon
but like make it cost a discard or something
NOOOOOOOO
regal latch
how many do you need
If you are only level 1 planet you need like 42 cryptids
lapis latch
If you have the money and you are hunting for a certain voucher then skip and g...
Like in observatory and perkeo build
swift trellis
NOOOOOOOO
spectrals are usually about tradeoffs so there would need to be one for that busted of an effect too
sand talon
If you are only level 1 planet you need like 42 cryptids
What about lvl 8 high card
sand talon
spectrals are usually about tradeoffs so there would need to be one for that bus...
Nooooooooo
Dies
regal latch
This is what I'm using
lapis latch
This is what I'm using
Very strong indeed
swift trellis
This is what I'm using
pretty good but you should probably put a blueprint on your mime to evenly divide your copying jokers
red hamlet
das enough balatro for today
sand talon
Wtf
regal latch
idk if the calculator sees this wrong or not
lapis latch
It isnt wrong
swift trellis
maybe im wrong then ignore me, im dumb and have no idea what im talking about
red hamlet
4 baron procs 3 reprocs (2 mime + red seal)
3 baron procs 4 reprocs
regal latch
Ok only like 19 cryptids then
swift trellis
das enough balatro for today
but what if next run you get perkeo and triboulet and triboulet and triboulet and triboulet
regal latch
If you use plasma deck
red hamlet
but what if next run you get perkeo and triboulet and triboulet and triboulet an...
i cheated the gold stake for blue deck because all i kept getting is rental eco jokers and discard/hand size lads xdd
regal latch
but what if next run you get perkeo and triboulet and triboulet and triboulet an...
No sock?
swift trellis
i cheated the gold stake for blue deck because all i kept getting is rental eco ...
how did you "cheat" gold stake?
red hamlet
good ol' fahsioned "win this run" from debug mode
because i don't care enough for blue deck
shit sucks
scarlet oriole
is this the right server to be in to ask for help with modding 💔
swift trellis
ah ok
scarlet oriole
<#1209506360987877408>
tyty
sand talon
but what if next run you get perkeo and triboulet and triboulet and triboulet an...
Bro ngl a triboulet would be fire along with these jokers
regal latch
Nah you need an econ joker how about a Cloud 9
sand talon
Imagine Cloud Kings
sand talon
Bro I told you to keep the blueprint on photograph to get more score
median nymph
is there a mods section in this server?
regal latch
sand talon
BROOO
sand talon
ARE YOU DOMB
regal latch
You should be scoring much higher with double photo
sand talon
One retrigger to hanging chad
One retrigger to photograph
sand talon
Use brainstorm on chad and use blueprint on photo
regal latch
What are your effects on your jokers
sand talon
Bro do it
sand talon
Use brainstorm on chad and use blueprint on photo
.
regal latch
What are the effects on your cards
sand talon
What are the effects on your cards
Glass
vagrant bane
New deck type: Rough Deck: Boss blinds carry on.
For example.
The hook can be the first boss
Then the 2nd boss blind can be head and hook
Would you want this?
regal latch
Polychrome chad doesn't matter 1.5x 1 Trillion > 1.5x 300Billion
red hamlet
New deck type: Rough Deck: Boss blinds carry on.
For example.
The hook can be t...
how the fuck did you make a deck worse than black deck
real sparrow
Would you want this?
Interesting idea for a challenge
regal latch
BP and BS don't copy the enhancements of the jokers
red hamlet
also how are you going to win against all 4 suits being debuffed
red hamlet
or needle and 0 discards
and -1 hand size
never let bro cook again
blind sizes would have to x0.1
sand talon
https://tenor.com/view/cease-your-heresy-gif-19891262
Me when bro starts cooking:
slim junco
never let bro cook again
I chuckled.
solemn elm
New deck type: Rough Deck: Boss blinds carry on.
For example.
The hook can be t...
stacking bosses could be a fun challenge
regal latch
- Double Chad
- Double Photo
- 1 on Chad 1 on Photo
solemn elm
that's just a challenge deck that's miserable to play
mfw theres 4 of those
so clearly thunk doesnt mind
sand talon
New deck type: Rough Deck: Boss blinds carry on.
For example.
The hook can be t...
I would play this on one condition...
All your jokers are negative
regal latch
Double Chad:
(x2 x2 x2) x (x2 x2 x2) x (x2 x2 x2) = 2^9 = 512
Double Photo:
(x8 x8 x8) = 2^3 x 2^3 x 2^3 = 2^9 = 512
1 on photo 1 on chad
(x4 x4 x4) x (x4 x4 x4) = 4^6/2^12 = 4096
sand talon
Did you put blueprint on photo or nah?
sand talon
Double Chad:
(x2 x2 x2) x (x2 x2 x2) x (x2 x2 x2) = 2^9 = 512
Double Photo:
(x8 ...
Least intensive balatro game calculations:
regal latch
Bro it is not that hard it’s just exponential
sand talon
Are you gonna read my messages or should I come to your home and whoop yo ass?
vagrant bane
IM TRYING TO MAKE AN EROSION DECK
sand talon
Use brainstorm on chad and use blueprint on photo
Literally do this
vagrant bane
BUT NOTGING WANTS TO DIE
red hamlet
maybe don't spam 
opal meteor
slim junco
dont know if this was posted already
true flax
first blue stake win after like 2 weeks of constant failed attempts
slim junco
first blue stake win after like 2 weeks of constant failed attempts
congrats bro
sand talon
first blue stake win after like 2 weeks of constant failed attempts
Dude
vagrant bane
What rarity is wee joker
red hamlet
rare
vagrant bane
FUCK
sand talon
first blue stake win after like 2 weeks of constant failed attempts
I struggled blue stake too
sand talon
What rarity is wee joker
Rare
hollow ice
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!
red hamlet
at least you got the balls to admit to spamming
red hamlet
<@&1133519078540185692>
hollow ice
He is dead
swift sail
rule 1 be nice
red hamlet
also spamming gifs earlier
swift sail
also speak english
patent bramble
non
open lagoon
Are 5 stone cards a flush??
red hamlet
no, just high card
open lagoon
Ok thx
hollow ice
With cryptid is bulwark
primal grove
dont know if this was posted already
they won't get lost, back then all they did was make number go higher
red hamlet
dont know if this was posted already
there's no way we're calling player reporting bad xdd
primal grove
yeah, should have said guns
red hamlet
also battlepasses really depends
slim junco
what if balatro and friends 5 is far cry 2 and gore of your comfort character 👀
Not far fetched considering the hints we’ve been given
red hamlet
halo infinite does it good cause you can just go back and complete the ones you haven't done yet
no time limit
friends of jimbo 5 leak 🔥 💯 /s
primal grove
friends of jimbo 5 leak 🔥 💯 /s
did you try the medicine drug
red hamlet
🗿 no
i love htat meme because of how wrong it is
cause house keeps giving htem medicine drugs and they get worse
then he drops the medicine drug sequel
primal grove
aka mouse bites
slim junco
What if balatro and friends 5 was love themed imo 👀
lavish zenith
orange stake, havent bought anything yet. do i take the egg or the voucher
about to fight the boss blind
which is the window
sacred laurel
friends of jimbo 5 leak 🔥 💯 /s
its never lupus
lavish zenith
egg gives me juice short term and gives me juice when i decide to sell it but overstock is so good
red hamlet
its never lupus
slim junco
Get pluto and planet pack if you’re trying to win
idle fjord
👹
sacred laurel
marble beacon
its never lupus
House MD is a show about homosexual marriage between two doctors.
sacred laurel
House MD is a show about homosexual marriage between two doctors.
mgffmfmmmmfmfmmm
lavish zenith
wilson and house toxic yaoi
im for sure not taking pluto lmao
im thinking short term
marble beacon
Wilson's marriages kept failing cuz his one true soulmate was house
lavish zenith
i could take pluto if i take egg or overstock but im not leaving with neither of them
sacred laurel
Wilson's marriages kept failing cuz his one true soulmate was house
real
lavish zenith
ahhh i'll take overstock
slim junco
new balatro and friends 5 hint 👀
lavish zenith
maaan i should have taken the egg
opal meteor
House MD is a show about homosexual marriage between two doctors.
sadly not
its homosexual without the sex
opaque shard
3 photochad runs today
I'm getting weak
Anyway I only need black deck on gold stake now
Any single Chicots out there who'd like to help me are appreciated
agile pawn
graaaaaaah
spiral crest
Finally unlocked Erratic deck
crude lodge
Yall seen that balatro has been nominated for best game in the baftas
elfin tapir
how the hell did i fumble a double ancient polychrome joker
rigid yacht
unlucky
true flax
I struggled blue stake too
taking a single discard away really makes the game harder 
brave saddle
oh i didn't get a single magician
digital river
Nine
red hamlet
it'll certainly make it easier
severe geode
graaaaaaah
Vi pfp!
outer cairn
severe geode
I luv
vagrant bane
Okay guys
lone geyser
HOOOOOLY SHITTTTT
vagrant bane
Should I make
red hamlet
red hamlet
no lmfao
vagrant bane
I have stenci
red hamlet
anaglyph stencil goes so hard
barren bolt
15k off of my last gold stake run 😭😭😭
Pretty easy photo Chad seed, will go harder on lower stakes without the rental tags that fucked me
fiery yew
red hamlet
there's a mod that extends calculations
barren bolt
😦
red hamlet
good
crimson gazelle
That moment when you think you are beating purple stake with a new deck and realize you accidently clicked on blue again. 😭😭
red hamlet
The Plant is coming.
limpid tree
plant is devious
crimson gazelle
Is there a website online that’ll do the tough calculations for you? Like, I was trying to figure out if a photograph hanging chad is better or a 3 uncommon baseball card.
crimson gazelle
The 3x2 goes first though. The 3x1.5 goes after.
red hamlet
the 1.5 will depend on other jokers
red hamlet
say 10 mult
goes to 80 with photochad
33.75 with baseball
20 goes to 260
67.5 with baseball
even if you play 5 mult cards
it only goes up to 135 with baseball
crimson gazelle
Right! Those are the numbers I was looking for. Thanks. Usually 10 is my base number.
Because then I have to figure out how much extra it would take to make up for Chad.
red hamlet
and you can do 5 mult cards with 1 face card at the end for photochad
makes it go to 320
baseball goes insanely hard if you have otiher xmult jokers
so does photochad tho
photochad is really strong
crimson gazelle
Right. That makes sense. Yeah. I think on that run I had celestial and….. shoot. What was the other one? Something else that gave x3.
Might have just been celestial cranked up. I don’t remember.
crimson gazelle
Consolation and holo are probably my two biggest win cons.
Although I’ve been having fun with erosion recently.
And as much as I feel like I’m balancing on the edge of a knife, bootstraps is fun too.
My last run was wild. Cranked up bootstraps to where I was doing about 200k a hand. Final boss is violet pain in the ass. Reroll a ton to get lucha. Pull it off, last hand I think I ended up winning by like 2 or 3k.
lavish zenith
my fav combo has to be dna + sixth sense
crimson gazelle
Oh dang. Yeah I could see that.
I must be missing something with spectrals. I know some are very very good but a lot of the time I open a pack i feel like it’s kinda a waste.
red hamlet
Sigil is good for getting flushchamps
Cryptid is just goated cause more copies
Wraith can get you a free rare and get you out of debt (my favorite to use on vagabond and credit card runs)
once you get your deck fixed or ahve a lot of discards, you can use ecto for more jokers
Aura is good for getting your cards jacked with editions
Immolate is 20 bucks
Deja vu is a red seal
Trance is free planet cards
Medium is free tarot cards
Talisman is money
Grim is good for ace builds
Familiar is good for face builds
crimson gazelle
I feel like my timing always just sucks. I’ll crack a spectral and get red seal, the one that makes copies of cards and hex and it’ll be all cards with nothing on them. Just plain.
red hamlet
yeah rng can suck
early on they can be good to get some scoring going, you can fix the cards iwth strengths
it can still give oyu a cranked poly glass sometimes
lavish zenith
i think it would actually be computationally reasonable to solve standard deck first small/big blind
as in, what cards to discard for the best chance to beat the blind in one hand with a full house or a flush or a straight
assuming hand size of 8, there's 218 ways to discard cards from your hand
red hamlet
just don't sell it
modern birch
thats the best joker , just not in ur situation
modern birch
<:Sippy:766040931085320212> just don't sell it
fr
lavish zenith
after a discard of 5 cards, theres 45 choose 5 = about 1 million possible cards you can draw
er, 1 million combinations of cards you can draw
then if you discard another 5 cards, about half a million combinations of cards you can draw
and then on blue stake, that's the last discard
but take into account the fact that some discards leave you with a sufficient hand you can play, maybe thats 33% on small blind
bold notch
if i see a voucher i don’t like in shop is it more beneficial to buy it or leave it be?
like what gives it less chance of it/its second form to appear in shop
lavish zenith
im pretty sure you can only find the second form after you buy the first form
red hamlet
yeah
bold notch
well yeah but
red hamlet
if you never buy blank, you won't get anti
lavish zenith
also yooooo
bold notch
not talking about blank obv i buy that
i’m talking about the purchase playing cards in shop
tidal stone
yo can someone show me how tf to mod balatro
lavish zenith
red hamlet
bold notch
how tf did you make that so fast
lavish zenith
orange joker confirmed ???
echo olive
i’m talking about the purchase playing cards in shop
You can’t find the upgraded version of that voucher until you buy 20 playing cards (across all runs) and find the base version in a run
lavish zenith
paint dot net best image editing tool ever
echo olive
However, unlocking that voucher doesn’t change voucher odds
red hamlet
paint dot net best image editing tool ever
bold notch
You can’t find the upgraded version of that voucher until you buy 20 playing car...
i’ve unlocked all the vouchers alr im just saying if i dont buy the first one will it stay there
like if i don’t want anything to do with it do i buy it or no?
lavish zenith
1: how you make that even faster
2: yoooo your discord looks swag
echo olive
Vouchers can have downsides if they change shop odds
red hamlet
sharex
lavish zenith
what would orange joker do
echo olive
Magic trick is pretty bad yeah
bold notch
Vouchers can have downsides if they change shop odds
yes i know that’s why i don’t want it
red hamlet
Orange joker: he's just orange
echo olive
yes i know that’s why i don’t want it
Yeah so don’t grab it
bold notch
but it just keeps appearing
echo olive
Except for when you want the full collection
ruby mason
not to be rude but do the it/its people actually expect to be referred to that way or is it more to signal their degredation kink
bold notch
does it get reset
lavish zenith
not to be rude but do the it/its people actually expect to be referred to that w...
that is rude
red hamlet
arent those those guys with rough skin in the ocean that eat fish
das sharx
echo olive
does it get reset
Vouchers refresh every ante
red hamlet
not to be rude but do the it/its people actually expect to be referred to that w...
not to be rude but piss off
ruby mason
that is rude
i know but i artificially softened the blow
echo olive
So all of ante 1 will be 1 voucher
If you buy it, all of ante 1 has sold out vouchers
bold notch
but can it hypothetically stay the same
ruby mason
not to be rude but piss off <:Sippy:766040931085320212>
we dont care about your humiliation fetish
echo olive
but can it hypothetically stay the same
There are like 24 vouchers
red hamlet
we dont care about your humiliation fetish
Yet you're still talking about it
Interesting
echo olive
Not ruining shop > taking a shit voucher because it will be less likely to appear later
lavish zenith
we dont care about your humiliation fetish
clown sighting confirmed in balatro discord ? real ?
bold notch
There are like 24 vouchers
it’s possible tho right like it doesn’t HAVE to change every time
echo olive
Vouchers are seeded
The pool doesn’t change for what’s possible based on what you buy, except upgraded versions
lavish zenith
it/its fellas my best friends
turbid lynx
I love balatro 
echo olive
You’d only be replacing them with blank vouchers
lavish zenith
i think balatro is pretty alright
echo olive
Idk what the choice is anymore
lavish zenith
not my favorite game but it's pretty alright
echo olive
Don’t buy a voucher if you don’t want its effect
vocal ferry
not my favorite game but it's pretty alright
(350 hrs on record)
lavish zenith
its hard to beat dusk and nuclear throne and baba is you for me
kind aurora
80% deck stake wins...
ruby mason
clown sighting confirmed in balatro discord ? real ?
jesters are a subgenre of clown
obtuse barn
😭
echo olive
But a voucher if you do, accept voucher odds in the future as they are cause they can’t really be changed meaningfully
lavish zenith
<a:babaistrans:1170492297885003897>
i LOVE that transgendered baba
kind aurora
getting closer to c+
lavish zenith
too bad i dont buy nitro
bold notch
But a voucher if you do, accept voucher odds in the future as they are cause the...
bro it went from 2x planet to playing cards to 2x tarot
jeez bro way to try to ruin my run
echo olive
bro it went from 2x planet to playing cards to 2x tarot
Planets are mid
red hamlet
Imma be h
echo olive
2x tarot is good
red hamlet
i don't buy vouchers often xdd
lavish zenith
i don't buy vouchers often xdd
not even overstock ?
bold notch
i gues
red hamlet
nto even overstock lmfoa
echo olive
What’s the fail rate of a random shop joker, a random tarot; and a a random planet
lavish zenith
what about reroll slug
echo olive
Planets are usually like 1/9
lavish zenith
what about orange voucher
ruby mason
What’s the fail rate of a random shop joker, a random tarot; and a a random plan...
what do you mean fail rate
echo olive
what do you mean fail rate
Bad possible outcomes
red hamlet
what about reroll slug
i only really buy blnak lmfao
echo olive
In this box is a random tarot card
Costs x money
In this box is a random planet, and it’s the end of a run
You will pick the random tarot, because the random planet is more than likely going to have an unfavorable outcome
velvet tinsel
ruby mason
i still dont really understand what you're saying
echo olive
Magic trick < Planet voucher < Tarot voucher
red hamlet
A death, magician, chariot, hanged man are going to be more helpful to your 4oak build than getting a pluto, neptune, uranus and venus
echo olive
Nearly never good at all, not always good, pretty good
ruby mason
if you're in a situation where either a random tarot card or planet saves you then a favourable outcome is approximately similar
red hamlet
unless you're playing consetalltion, planet voucher is not going to help as much
echo olive
and glass, hermits, hangmen, and deaths are very much savior cards
ruby mason
i get what you mean now
red hamlet
if you're building for 4oak, you want marses
you don't want saturns, plutos etc
but a tarot is almost always good
echo olive
Holding a tarot in your hand is also important
red hamlet
the fail rate of planets is higher than that of tarots
echo olive
Because you can take those into packs
And then those packs have non-held tarots
Or allow you to use those tarots
And then you reroll and buy more tarots
And repeat in the next pack/round
red hamlet
hermit into hermit into hermit
echo olive
tarot voucher is good
ruby mason
ive had a lot of runs recently where i havent specialised in any hand and bought planet voucher to level up many hands w/o constellation
echo olive
Planet + const is okay ish
ruby mason
planet voucher can be lifesaver if you have good mult and xmult but no chips
velvet tinsel
echo olive
planet voucher can be lifesaver if you have good mult and xmult but no chips
Not really
ruby mason
Not really
yes really
red hamlet
Plaent voucher wont' save you if it doesn't give you the planet you need
if you're playing 3oak and it keeps giving you two pair, plutos
you're not getting any value
ruby mason
Plaent voucher wont' save you if it doesn't give you the planet you need
what if theres 5 planets you need
echo olive
You’d need to be scaling every planet or not scaling at all
red hamlet
Then you need to fix your build
because what the fuck are you doing playing 5 different hands
echo olive
what if theres 5 planets you need
That’s called not having a picked hand
ruby mason
That’s called not having a picked hand
yeah and
echo olive
You don’t need 5 non-garbage options
You want 1-2 viable options
potentially of different scoring card amounts, or both of high consistency
planet cards have diminishing returns. The jump from level 1-2 is way more than 10-11
So no
You don’t want a lot of planets
ruby mason
i know how to play the game im saying that you will often get in into situations where you havent had the opportunity to specialise and you can go pretty deep without doing so
red hamlet
That still doesn't justify duliting your joker pool to get some planets
That planet that showed up could've been the joker to help you specialize
echo olive
Your most synergistic hand will beat your least synergistic hand - even if your non synergy hand has 10 extra levels
ruby mason
what if you have a duo and you need to survive in the short time but also build towards 4oak and full house in the late game
echo olive
That’s just how it is, if you’ve been leveling a good hand
echo olive
what if you have a duo and you need to survive in the short time but also build ...
Then don’t play pairs
Or play a flush with a duped card
Includes a pair, not is a pair
echo olive
My solution is not buying short term goals
red hamlet
the solution is to play better hands like 3oak and use tarots to make them more consistently show up in your hands
ruby mason
black deck i meant
red hamlet
you mean the one that has an extra joker slot that you should be using instead of planets xdd
echo olive
Don’t take planet voucher on black deck
ruby mason
the solution is to play better hands like 3oak and use tarots to make them more ...
the solution: just play better hands
the solution: just win
a few levels on mercury with a duo carries you through the early antes antes
red hamlet
The solution: don't waste money on planet voucher and planets, spend it on jokers and tarot packs
echo olive
Planets have diminishing returns,
planet voucher is for scaling over time;
planet voucher permanently debuffs joker economy
red hamlet
A few levels on venus and a little deck fixing carries you through the early antes and helps you live better
echo olive
Planets have diminishing returns,
planet voucher is for scaling over time;
pla...
These are all facts
The conclusion is to use planet voucher as Econ or scaling (of another joker)
red hamlet
You'll have a more consistent hand and can work on that
instead of praying you get good planets
and losing out on jokers
echo olive
Not to pretend that every planet is in fact useful
agile citrus
what do i get
red hamlet
sell flush, buy brain
agile citrus
k
echo olive
what do i get
Sell the chip joker, buy the brainstorm, buy the voucher
ruby mason
A few levels on venus and a little deck fixing carries you through the early ant...
do you understand that your advice is just to play better hands and have better cards and that it does not apply when i am not talking about general strategic principles and instead talking about a specific situation
red hamlet
do you understand that your advice is just to play better hands and have better ...
The advice is to not buy a planet voucher because it won't help you without constellation
Instead buy tarot packs and weak jokers that you can play with
echo olive
do you understand that your advice is just to play better hands and have better ...
Our advice is to consciously set limits around what hands are best to play
red hamlet
Don't dilute your shop with planets
echo olive
Choose to look for a better shop, a better deck, better distribution of Econ
echo olive
Tragic
red hamlet
what did you copy with brain
carmine river
Just got Trib
echo olive
If you aren’t building around a hand then your run is in a bad spot.
If you are, then wtf do you need more than 3 levels in strush/two pair for
carmine river
What the hell do I do now
ruby mason
a not unthinkable scenario you might be in: you have swashbuckler, egg, duo, astronomer and no econ joker on ante 2 you have decent flat mult but no means to get chips
red hamlet
What the hell do I do now
Go for a suck and buster, get some tarots to get more kings and queens
ruby mason
you have no means of winning in the short term without buying planet voucher
echo olive
There is
carmine river
No I know that
carmine river
I mean what hands do I play and how do I build my deck
Ik kings and queens flush five but steel cards?
echo olive
There is no way in this situation you spend 10 cash on a voucher and start rerolling for chip scaling
red hamlet
Flush fives with mult cards or luckies
steels could help but keep in mind you'll only have 3 in hand without hand size increases
echo olive
Because that’s what it is. a scaling tool.
red hamlet
flush houses also work
ruby mason
Because that’s what it is. a scaling tool.
what do you think i think planets do
carmine river
Right Lucky cards it is
Or do I try to build glass?
Glass cards kinda hate me (6 broke in a row) but I could try
echo olive
what do you think i think planets do
Have greater short term value than they actually do
I’m not trying to belittle you
red hamlet
Or do I try to build glass?
glass would be stronger than luckies and mults
ruby mason
Have greater short term value than they actually do
chips: valuable in the short time
carmine river
glass would be stronger than luckies and mults
Unreliable and hard to build though?
I mean the same could be said for luckies
red hamlet
Unreliable and hard to build though?
You could luck int oa glass joker
you can also just build up a bunch of glass for later
carmine river
I don't even have it unlocked
ruby mason
Is on a low level planet
like in the early game where you need to survive in the short term?
echo olive
If I have an astronomer then I’ll buy and use planets, duh
echo olive
like in the early game where you need to survive in the short term?
Great use of planet cards, I agree
Not worth ruining 8 antes of shop
echo olive
If I have an astronomer then I’ll buy and use planets, duh
But I won’t buy a planet voucher so I can justify the Astronomer long term
because again, the way you play the game is you focus on certain hand archtypes
ruby mason
me when my run is close to dying and i am focused on short term survival: i cant buy this it will ruin my shop on ante 7
echo olive
If you have a trio, trios need to be possible. No straights, two pairs, or pairs/HC
red hamlet
It will ruin your shop the next shop you step into
echo olive
me when my run is close to dying and i am focused on short term survival: i cant...
10 dollars?
Yeah
I can’t buy it
If my run is close to dying, I do not need planet cards
And the mistake I made was made 4 antes ago
red hamlet
I'd rather buy telescope
echo olive
It’s a direct upgrade but obviously that’s rng
red hamlet
Telescope is first no?
echo olive
Thankfully planet voucher in a vacuum and in practice is mid
echo olive
Telescope is first no?
First?
Its telescope into observatory.
Planet voucher into the 4x whatever
ruby mason
And the mistake I made was made 4 antes ago
im not saying that its something you should instantly buy every time you see it on ante 2 i was recounting some situations where i recently found it to be useful (without constellation)
red hamlet
It’s a direct upgrade but obviously that’s rng
late brain and playing avowed
thought this was to me
vast ocean
Anyone got a clue why I lost my stake progress and my win count was reset but I kept all my unlocked decks? On mobile. I play offline sometimes
ruby mason
Anyone got a clue why I lost my stake progress and my win count was reset but I ...
VAC anticheat
echo olive
im not saying that its something you should instantly buy every time you see it ...
If you have low expectations for future jokers pickups then sure
The issue is it also now affects tarot card odds
So it’s still just bad
the 2x more good planets just isn’t worth the 2x more useless planet
And honestly if you have remotely modest income, planet scaling might not even be worth the cash at a point
carmine river
This seed is absurd
agile citrus
what should I get?
doing flush rn
but maybe can switch to high card
since i have a good build
severe geode
10 dollars?
HOLY FUCK THE MONARCH PFP
ANOTHER VENTURE BROS FAN
ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG
trail lodge
I just downloaded the game yesterday and I'm already addicted...
echo olive
ANOTHER VENTURE BROS FAN
I am a fan but unfortunately the pfp is temporary
severe geode
I am a fan but unfortunately the pfp is temporary
Siiigh
echo olive
My gimmick is wearing things I like + a Christmas hat
agile citrus
what should i sell for chad
severe geode
awesome
severe geode
what should i sell for chad
Whats the lineup
agile citrus
pic above
severe geode
what should I get?
Half
red hamlet
idol
agile citrus
even for high card?
strong rose
nice
agile citrus
and isyour deck fixed a little?
a teeny bit
red hamlet
Idol at least gives consistent 10 mult
half gives 20
agile citrus
on second thought maybe I should sell idol
scenic flame
Can I give some tips on doing a Balatro stream?
red hamlet
idol won't hit your deck a lot until you start properly fixing it
unless you're building for pairs and shit
empty ore
my first ante 8 completion!
carmine river
Should I get the DNA
red hamlet
why not copy the madness? 🤔
carmine river
red hamlet
you could sell cardsharp for it and get more kings and queens
vestal bane
why not copy the madness? 🤔
It had to go
carmine river
Yeah that's what I'm thinking
red hamlet
with blue you'll start real printing
red hamlet
It had to go
ah fairs
red hamlet
bye chad
carmine river
Sell Chad?
carmine river
Hold on let me do some extreme mental gymnastics
red hamlet
i'll ust use teh calc
vestal bane
Definitely photo
carmine river
seems like the most obvious joker to die
It literally will die
carmine river
Cryptid is goated
red hamlet
👋 bye photo
carmine river
I got like 4 spectrals and didn't get it though
carmine river
👋 bye photo
Amazing
What do I clone though
Metals or luckies
Luckys I assume
I sold Mime for that delicious Blueprint earlier
carmine river
Dammmir I should've digged for my red seal steel king
agile citrus
👋 bye photo
whats trib at
carmine river
What should blueprint copy?
red hamlet
What should blueprint copy?
tribio
red hamlet
that's ok
bold notch
god seed brainstorm first joker pack ante one
quick moat
red hamlet
dead next ante
strong rose
🔥🔥
bold notch
plus overstock first voucher
strong rose
strong rose
boss blind was basically nothing bc joker order didnt matter lol
bold notch
ante 5 btw
carmine river
Do I grab it (I assume sell photo)
red hamlet
what photo
latent valve
why do i have 2 hobbies involving reaching an end goal via both luck and skill (involving lots of thinking about what decisions to make) with lots of trial and error and frequent usage of the word "seed"
latent valve
ante 5 btw
i had this ante 4
radiant sleet
red hamlet
if you're going steels, probably yeah
noble swan
never re roll a boss that isnt gonna kill you without the upgraded directors cut
learned that the hard way 😭
also setting up to get cryptid on plasma deck is so annoying
radiant sleet
How it feels to re-roll the pillar for The needle
noble swan
rerolling into the plant was just instant death to my run
after working so hard to find the shit i needed is so lame fr
carmine river
I lost
At least I have a scapegoat
Since I oh so conveniently lost after I bought that mime
red hamlet