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[orchid cloak]

the most beautiful thing to see in this game

[glacial wagon]

Just wanted to share

[undone nacelle]

RUN IS NOT OVER I REPEAT RUN IS NOT OVER

i am rerolling for literally 4 antes and didnt find it

LITERALLY 800 DOLLARS PER ROUND IM REROLLING FOR THIS DUMB BARON

AND HE DOESNT SHOW UP

do i wraith for the baron chance?

i think the chance of me getting a baron from this is higher than if i spend 50 gold

for rerolls

[orchid cloak]

what typa joker build

[undone nacelle]

literally everything i setup for baron and i was like "yeah ill get this within 5 antes for sure i reroll like 50 times a round"

And no baron

[orchid cloak]

😭

[vagrant bane]

9-5 Worker: For each 9 and 5 played gain $2, mult is the equivalent for how much money was received when played.
For example
Straight 9-8-7-6-5 is +4 mult and +4$
Full House 9-9-9-5-5 is +10 mult and +10$

Good idea?

[undone nacelle]

THE ONE TIME I DONT WANT THE BRAINSTORM

THE ONE TIME

I LOVE YOU MAN BUT NOT NOW NOT NOW

its joever unless i somehow draw my 5 steel cards again

somehow in someway the run is surviving

[valid heath]

Ay yooo wtf, crazy bro🔥

[real stirrup]

I see it now… holy shit

[undone nacelle]

wait nvm i lost

score wasnt ebough even with 5 steels

[clever ridge]

Finally! I'm no longer bound to keep seeing nothing but Perkeo from Souls!

[past tree]

ik i take brainstorm here, but am i dropping dna or what

[raven slate]

depends on deck state

[clever ridge]

Deck looks pretty stacked just by the size

[past tree]

needs trimming but in a good place

[raven slate]

yeah def just cut dna

theres no actual reason you need more kings here

[past tree]

but i love them

[clever ridge]

I just realized there's no stone counter for the deck view.

[raven slate]

i do wish there were an enhancement counter of sorts, yeah

stone in particular being important

[primal yew]

total balator supremacy

also

ok side tangent but apparently the jester from this painting was a (probably) real one from poland named Stańczyk

[vagrant bane]

I have a question

Is there a limit I can suggest a balatro concept

I just like to theorycraft

[eternal crown]

How'd you lose this.

[jaunty mason]

So many legendarys god dang

[fluid dragon]

i love the real triboulets story

[quaint stream]

I finally won black stake blue deck

[jaunty mason]

I cant beat green stake in yellow deck 😭

[gloomy juniper]

Balatro equivalent to “if you pour water on a rock, nothing happens”

[fluid dragon]

i mean, its rright

[red hamlet]

[lime pulsar]

Chicot is broken as fuck! 😭

[stark comet]

[lime pulsar]

BUPPY

[stark comet]

yis

[lime pulsar]

Why is chicot so broken 😭

[eternal crown]

Bruh this is literally the painting im studying rn

Chicot is god

[lime pulsar]

True...

[eternal crown]

High card enjoyers when Chicot

[gloomy juniper]

Why u have 2 chicot?

[stark comet]

lonely maybe

[lime pulsar]

The wall vs 19 chicots who wins

[tender saffron]

Gmmmmm

[snow forge]

Holy baseball card

[tender saffron]

Just a couple of cool guys

[eternal crown]

anaglyph is baseballs bff

[snow forge]

The rare optimal negative skip

My beloved

[undone nacelle]

chicot infinite handsize

im trying to do something funny

[gloomy juniper]

Show me when done?

[vagrant bane]

Huh

[lyric flame]

Balatro

[red hamlet]

Chicot

Violet vessel dies even harder

[worldly basin]

[noble swan]

fellas where is baron at

any sight of baron anywhere

i swear i am the unluckiest dude while also being the luckiest i literally cannot find baron 52 rounds in and ive rerolled hundreds of times now

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[sand talon]

I can't stress how relatable this is

Finally someone can understand my pain

[sand talon]

All cryptid?

[sand talon]

Maybe skip a rare tag and pray it's a baron?

Lmao

[noble swan]

yeah i gave up already

im just gonna full send it

[eternal crown]

I honestly don't think you have enough

[noble swan]

go for nan inf now instead of painfully crying later if i dont find baron

perhaps

im also on serpent rn

with a burglar

so im gonna be massive

status checl

[eternal crown]

You'll be missing 2 baron procs though

[noble swan]

yea

unfortunate

[oblique trellis]

Uncommon Joker idea: Driving Instructor
x2 Mult if 2 and 10 are held in hand.

[red hamlet]

why 2 and 10 specifically

oh right

that 2/10 o clockstuff

[brazen phoenix]

hands at 2 and 10

[red hamlet]

yeah

i keep forgetting about that cause it's so wack

[orchid lintel]

I won my first run
it's 2 AM and I feel stupid

[agile citrus]

I took an uncommon and rare skip

the gods have blessed me

[red hamlet]

dead next ante

[agile citrus]

trust

[eternal crown]

What's in the arcana

[orchid lintel]

that's what she said

[brazen phoenix]

what

[noble swan]

wish me luck fellas

time to wait 20m for this to crnak

[brazen phoenix]

everyone is baron miming

this has got to reach naninf

[noble swan]

maybe

we bouta find out

i have no baron

[sand talon]

E108

[noble swan]

which is kinda not great

yea

proll ynot gonna make it nor do i wanna do the math but that sounds about right

[eternal crown]

Missing baron procs is horrid

[noble swan]

yea

i have found

every other rare

including 3 invis jokers

[sand talon]

Do it

[agile citrus]

how do u even get that many of the same card

[noble swan]

but i could find baron so i gave up because im running short

[eternal crown]

You honestly had more time to find it if I'm being honest

[noble swan]

cryptid

yea

i did

but im tired

[eternal crown]

Fair

[noble swan]

and i didnt wanna continue

i needed more money anyway

i fumbeled that early game

[sand talon]

What

[noble swan]

i was like running on 30 buckaroos per round at ante 18

was not ideal

[sand talon]

Hmm

Understandable

[pastel osprey]

isnt soul a spectral card

[eternal crown]

No

[red hamlet]

yes

[eternal crown]

Soul is soul

[sand talon]

Should have taken a rare skip tag?

[pastel osprey]

ok

[red hamlet]

soul is spectral but it won't shop up in shop

same with black hole

[noble shoal]

First time trying plasma, very very goofy set up, but no match for ante 12

[rancid tundra]

i wish balatro could get mods on mobile

[red hamlet]

tehy also can't be made by 6th sence or seance

[eternal crown]

It can't show up, soul is soul

[rancid tundra]

i dont want to buy the game for a 3rd time

[noble swan]

almost

[red hamlet]

almost

hah

if only

[noble swan]

IF ONLY BARON SHOWED UP

[sand talon]

Damnnnnnn

[noble shoal]

[slim junco]

Nan

[eternal crown]

You're not almost there lmao.

That's nearly 60 more 0s you're missing

[sand talon]

FRRRRR

[eternal crown]

Pretty much

[red hamlet]

64 0s

[noble swan]

whats the limit? 308?

[sand talon]

A stack of 0's

[sand talon]

I think yea

[slim junco]

How to get nan

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8-QeANHJU

[noble swan]

do what i done did except have a baron

[red hamlet]

it's also easier on plasma deck

[noble swan]

perhaps

[red hamlet]

not even perhaps

it just is

[sand talon]

Just like this but with a baron @slim junco

[noble swan]

harder to find red seals and cryptid

[red hamlet]

chances also are

[sand talon]

With PERKEO and baron and mime

[red hamlet]

with that score you scored, you could do it on plasma

since the score is much much higher

[noble swan]

how are you meant to obtain a cryptid in hand on plasma

[red hamlet]

sixth sense

[noble swan]

hmm

[sand talon]

And that royal flush card

Royal flush joker what's that

[noble swan]

wat

also

[brazen phoenix]

seance

[noble swan]

599 rerolls

[sand talon]

I use it often but forgot

[red hamlet]

straight flush

[noble swan]

0 barons

[red hamlet]

and it's seance

[sand talon]

Oh yeah this

[sand talon]

Bro i completely feel you

[red hamlet]

6th sense is gonna be easier to hit

[sand talon]

What's the vouchers you took tho?

That will impact your shop

[noble swan]

mm

almost nothing

i didnt take any shop vouchers

[sand talon]

Overstock?

[noble swan]

i took tarot at some point but only

yes

i had overstock 2

since ante 3 i had both

idek man

ive done a couple unseeded nan inf attempts but like i only find baron when im doing a regular run somehow

[sand talon]

Yeah man

It really takes a toll on your sanity when you were trying for a naneinf run and when you are having a really good run and you can't find the only card you need and that you can find it on other runs

[noble swan]

facs

[sand talon]

Man I had this situation too

The game just doesn't give it

[red hamlet]

imagine if the game affected your jokers by which ones you played most

so it wouldn't give you those as often

[sand talon]

The game straight up blocks the card from. Appearing in the shop

[red hamlet]

god i wish

[sand talon]

It is how the game works

[sand talon]

Wtf

[red hamlet]

xdd

[brazen phoenix]

photochad

[red hamlet]

night night chat

[eternal frigate]

Unexpected hamburger underwear kink

[solar portal]

holy macaroàni

[slim junco]

balayro and friends 5 guesses based off the hints so far:
far cry 2
kerbal space program
death stranding

[solemn elm]

?

[slim junco]

i feel like fortnite teased it with their new glider etc 👀

[vernal plinth]

replace card sharp with Cavendish?

if i do that baseball card would give less xmult

[lofty cave]

Hi, i don't know where i can ask that, but just got a new phone and i can't have the game. I can't find a reason why....

It was available for me to download not even a week ago in the store.
But not anymore

[oblique trellis]

how much is constellation/vampire?

[red hamlet]

What hints

[red hamlet]

Yeah, wish Cavendish was uncommon

Would make it not show up as often tho so I get it

[vernal plinth]

2.2

no midas mask yet

[red hamlet]

Vamp is gonna scale up + baseball card hit

Supernova would be the thing to replace if anything

[vernal plinth]

my first unseeded naneinf started with vampire midas and then i pivot to baron mime

[red hamlet]

What's your base hand mult
Probably higher than supernova

And What's supernova at

[vernal plinth]

pair 27
high card 10

still struggles to do 3oak

[red hamlet]

Cavendish is gonna triple the base mult
Supernova would need to be equal to base mult to match Cavendish, assuming its uncommon
But it could outscale ot

[spiral bone]

should i remove ballot and get steel joker? (7.2x)

[proven ocean]

Surely we'll get ultrakill at some point

[vernal plinth]

Dead Cells would be sick

[red hamlet]

King midas
Queen Gabriel
Jack v1
Hell yeah

[proven ocean]

True

[slim junco]

Ultrakill isnt big enough IMO. save it for a big game/celebrity

[proven ocean]

Queen mindflayer maybe

[red hamlet]

But slay the princess is?

[bitter summit]

id argue its fairly decently cemented as an indie hit of fairly good renown

[red hamlet]

Anyways

[slim junco]

slay the princess got in because the dev for that game works on balatro IMO 👀

[red hamlet]

So size doesn't matter

[vernal plinth]

interesting

[proven ocean]

Bruh they got potion craft on here, ultrakill is in the discussion

[red hamlet]

I haven't even heard of 1000xresist

[slim junco]

i read on reddit that potioncraft paid like 15k to get card arts Which is cool etc 👀

[bitter summit]

man i wish i got literally any other enhancement on my jokers apart from foil

[red hamlet]

mood

[bitter summit]

(i mean i also wish i wasnt stupid at the game and knew how to do good builds

rn im just running sheer dumbassery and its somehow working

[vocal ferry]

Is this real

[vernal plinth]

ikr

[bitter summit]

8 non spade/clubs left, and almost 20 jokers, all except 1 of which are lucky enhancements, and the majority have gold seals, because ive drawn maybe a billion death tarots

[vernal plinth]

i have no idea what it is

[vocal ferry]

It seems to be an indie game with a really good story

[bitter summit]

imagine getting negative enhancement on your jokers

[vernal plinth]

foil is good
on baron mine run
or plasma deck

[bitter summit]

(my last big blind has the tag for it if i skip it and GOD do i want to take it)

[bitter summit]

counterargument

[vernal plinth]

you duplicate jacks?

[sand talon]

Guys there is this tempting invisible

[slim junco]

I'm so good at this game lowkey sometimes it feels like I was an AI designed to play this game (neurochipped, balatro and friends 5, etc)

[bitter summit]

twas the only one i had a seal on at first and it just kept going

[vocal ferry]

It will DEFINITELY hit braindtorm trust

[sand talon]

No im trying to play 5vs

[vernal plinth]

should've strength it first

[sand talon]

Should I take the invisible?

[bitter summit]

it was really early

i got a very early gold seal on it, and didnt get ANY strength

or when i did, i didnt take it cus i needed the money from hermit or smth

[vernal plinth]

i got red seal POLYCHROME lucky card 10 of spades from standard pack and i haven't saw a single strength

[bitter summit]

strength does a real funny move of appearing every nanosecond you dont need it, but vanishes when you do

chat do i skip the ante 8 big blind for the negative tag

stupid idea but like, what if right

theres a CHANCE it could be great

[vernal plinth]

it'll probably drop on common joker, like gluttonous joker.

[slim junco]

balatro and friends 5 could have OUTBRK imo. 🤷 Just makes sense

[bitter summit]

...

im doing it

so slight issue

[vernal plinth]

alright then you choose the gamble

[red hamlet]

I wish

[bitter summit]

ahhhh, yikes

[vernal plinth]

who'd you sell

[bitter summit]

havent sold yet

but i think blackboard best shout?

[vernal plinth]

blackboard-

[solemn elm]

sell blackboard

[vernal plinth]

maybe

[sand talon]

I took the invisible and lost the next game

[red hamlet]

What's a leaf

[bitter summit]

yeah thought so

hanging chad with photocard+blueprint simply is too good

[solemn elm]

the ever useless baron

[sand talon]

Don't sell anything

[solemn elm]

photochad relies on cards scoring

[bitter summit]

you overestimate how good my levels are

[solemn elm]

x64 is a pretty hard thing to pass up

vs an x3

[sand talon]

Sell blueprint it's kinda mid

[vernal plinth]

take ecto here?

hm

[red hamlet]

Block Shanmukh best decision you can make

[bitter summit]

oh bros trolling

[vernal plinth]

[red hamlet]

You going for a high score or something

[solemn elm]

just drop trading, dont take ecto.

[sand talon]

Sell blackboard yea

[bitter summit]

flush five is unironically so good i MIGHT get away with no selling

lmfao yeah thought so

[sand talon]

Yea do dat

[vernal plinth]

not really, just going for a vampire midas again

[bitter summit]

took two hands but i got by just fine

[red hamlet]

Trading is uncommon
1.5x from baseball

[sand talon]

Gg

[vernal plinth]

what baseball, i sold it

[solemn elm]

there is no baseball

[red hamlet]

Buy it and keep it in case you get a banger uncommon

[red hamlet]

Oh, weirdo

[solemn elm]

me when i dont look

[bitter summit]

END ME BRO

THE NEGATIVE ENDED UP ON RIFFRAFF

[red hamlet]

Me when I assume people wouldn't kneecap their score

[vernal plinth]

🔪

[red hamlet]

Never skip for tags

[vernal plinth]

AHAHAHAHA YOU LOSE THE GAMBLE

[bitter summit]

the gamble did NOT play out lmfao

[red hamlet]

Unless it's anaglyph funnies
Or 25 bucks ante 1

Or funny rare skip ante 1

[bitter summit]

i couldnt resist the gamble

[red hamlet]

Big blind skips are the worst

Cause no shop before boss

[vernal plinth]

that yummy 2 in 20 chance for blueprint or brainstorm

[red hamlet]

Obelisk 🗿

[bitter summit]

soon, this deck will be truly braindead

[solemn elm]

me when its not 2/20

[vernal plinth]

get hit the road at this point

if it shows up

[red hamlet]

20 rare jokers
1/20 for either blue or brain
2/20

[solemn elm]

no

its (1 - (19/20*18/19)) to get at least one of them.

[bitter summit]

in exchange for what? blackboard maybe?

[red hamlet]

It's actually 50/50

You either get either or none

[red hamlet]

Yuh

[vernal plinth]

you little shi, my red gold queeeennss

[bitter summit]

oh so turns out i aint got it unlocked

its just locked

[red hamlet]

Wack joker anyways

[vernal plinth]

ey at least blueprint or brainstorm shows up more frequently

[bitter summit]

someone remind me, foil/holo/polyc are separate to enhancements like lucky right?

or can i not stack em, i forgot

its been a hot minute since i ever got the chance

[red hamlet]

Yeah

Enhancements, seals and editions stack

So you can have a glass poly red seal

[bitter summit]

ah, holy it was

[red hamlet]

Or gold holo gold seal

[bitter summit]

not the worst honestly

[red hamlet]

Could be foil

Could've also been poly

[bitter summit]

FINALLY got omen globe

[vernal plinth]

what an expensive gem

it's more expensive than a voucher

[solemn elm]

its poly, id drop trading for it here

[vernal plinth]

there are only 8 diamond cards in the deck

[solemn elm]

its ante 8

trading really wont do anything unless youre going into endless

poly at least means youll score more

[vernal plinth]

mm, fair

[bitter summit]

finally got another wheel of fortune

activate

another foil

[lucid copper]

Hgggggmmmm

Life's unfair

[bitter summit]

apart from the two useless negatives ive got, out of the five actual jokers ive got running this build, 1 is unenhanced and the rest are ALL FOILS

finally proc'd something else on the wheel and its holo on blackboard

[vernal plinth]

ahahaha

@bitter summit

the damn card is not even theree

[lucid copper]

☹️

[bitter summit]

lmfaooooo

currently just trying to turn whatever remaining cards ive got into steel or get more death cards to get the holo jacks out more

ive finally reached the point im not beating lmfao

rip, ante 12 really is just something im too bad to beat

final look before im dead lol

im gonna pull a funny and just skip straight to the boss

ok real last look cus stuff minorly changed

i fear its over

[sand talon]

You should get the "hit the road" joker

[bitter summit]

brother i already lost the run

and ive said already i didnt have it unlocked

[sand talon]

Well now you do 😂

[tight apex]

Now, how will i mess up this run this time…

[dawn coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093029319661584457/1346268195882799115/caption.gif

[bitter summit]

accidentally sell a joker /j

[tight apex]

Legit i had the invisible joker and almost sold the brainstorm instead lmao

[bitter summit]

thats the level of skill only seen once in a thousand years lmfao

(i do that all the time)

[tight apex]

Okay like, is levelling up triple times much more important than mime or?

[tight apex]

I feel the pain

[solemn elm]

absolutely not

[tight apex]

Aight, how about DNA? I just pulled it from the reroll lmao

[solemn elm]

again probably not

what you need right now is a blueprint

and also an ecto

[tight apex]

Yeah alright that’s a good point

[severe geode]

No fucking way you have that many jacks just to not use hit the road

[severe geode]

Save the seed and replay when you do

I beg

[tight apex]

Gg the reroll boss blind voucher never came at ante 14 and my next boss blind is face card debuff lol

[sand talon]

How did you get to this position?

[tight apex]

Got invisible joker two times from the shop, and it kept copying brainstorm lol

[sand talon]

You need a blueprint and keep it to baron

[tight apex]

I spent like 1000 gold rerolling the shop, it never even came lmao

[sand talon]

Spend another 1000

[tight apex]

All the face card are gold cards so i get 100 gold each round lmao

[sand talon]

Oh wait you are dead

[sand talon]

Damn

[tight apex]

Yep, this is my final hand

No way this invisible joker keep coming back

Cant even copy it since i am 1 round away from the boss anyway lmao

[slender eagle]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[sand talon]

Bro

Go buy a lottery ticket already

[bitter summit]

i save all the seeds i win with

or have great luck but do a stupid move

[hollow widget]

I was gonna but bruh you have Nitro

[cunning hemlock]

Its a condom

[slender eagle]

why are you like this

[slim junco]

It's just a Gros Michel

[blissful crescent]

Honest valid reason

[blissful crescent]

I understood the reference

[undone talon]

Chat look at my wee

It's quite large

[blissful crescent]

💀

What stake you playing

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dab-me-up-garp-aokiji-frame-gif-11803377855144251548

[blissful crescent]

So true

Those who know

[sand talon]

Fr fr

[sage ravine]

guys i just got naninf

[dapper dust]

Why is egg incompatible with blueprint

[sage ravine]

used brainstorm to force perkeo 1st ante

[blissful crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-12239950076086292480

[dapper dust]

I mean - hell yeh!

[sage ravine]

all egg does is increase its value so why would it be printable

[dapper dust]

you could be getting x god knows how much with blueprints brainstorms and an egg

[dapper dust]

because why would blueprint not be able to increase its value?

[sage ravine]

get swamshbuckler and u can does it

[dapper dust]

that english not was

[blissful crescent]

Yes

[sage ravine]

truest

[blissful crescent]

Truf

[sage ravine]

truuph

[blissful crescent]

Spekig fakts

[brazen phoenix]

im saying this

there are too many things incompatible with blueprint and brainstorm

why does golden joker not work

[dapper dust]

I guess they decided that all money jokers don't work with it?

but then that should be on the card description

[sage ravine]

faceless works with them

[brazen phoenix]

it works with mail in rebate

[sage ravine]

also ^

[slender eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[brazen phoenix]

does mime work with blue seals

[sage ravine]

ya

[brazen phoenix]

intriguing

[sage ravine]

burnt helped me naninf in early

[dapper dust]

awww yeh, best joker that round one polychrome could have landed on

[sage ravine]

sexy little guy

[ebon crag]

😭

[quaint stream]

Arguable, but at least it's not a perishable

[slender eagle]

Jimbo
the cooler Jimbo

[rigid yacht]

i was doing a nice gold stake run but the power went out

[quaint stream]

Imagine not having the game on mobile

[undone talon]

Just a quick white stake before bed, nothing crazy

[sand talon]

Wee

GUYS...

balala

[dusky reef]

I have the game on every platform i own

pc, ps4, ps5, phone

[quaint stream]

I thought you said ps3 for a sec

[dusky reef]

It could probably run on that tbf

[solemn elm]

is it not the same for PS4 and PS5? why do you need to have 2 different licenses for what is essentially the same platform

[quaint stream]

Perhaps

[dusky reef]

I mean i got it free for ps4 when i bought it on ps5

[torn peak]

balatrek

[dapper dust]

Because getting the PS5 version of a game when you have the PS4 version isn’t a given. Usually you get the PS4 one if you buy the PS5, but not always the other way around

[slim junco]

ig because they're not the same console so they need 2 different builds?

[still folio]

Guys, I had a dream earlier this morning where Gabe Newell ran the world and instead of working hard labor, he made us do 12 hours of a random game, I somehow landed on balatro, and while doing the 4th ante I was randomly transported to Helldivers 2 on a destroy all but holes mission, I completed the mission, but afterward I got a message saying I was hacked, but fortunately it was recovered (hence why I was in Helldivers 2) then a second message appeared asking me "what way do you want him gone" I was going to choose an option then I woke up, man I wish Gabe Newell did run the world

[dapper dust]

I don’t know for sure, but I doubt it - the graphics APIs are the same, the architecture is the same - just a question of whether the binary format and libraries are compatible (which I’m pretty sure they are)

The need for different builds is mostly in optimisation for different machines

But that doesn’t really apply to balatro

[limber moth]

I ain't reading allat but I'm happy for you

Or sorry that happened

[slim junco]

might just be a sony backend thing then

[dapper dust]

Yeh, pretty sure it is - it’s so that companies can charge you to get the shinier graphics version of a game you already owned on PS4

[sand talon]

Fr

[untold lichen]

If Gros Michel was a person

[sand talon]

Imagine getting hacked and sent to backrooms game where you can't escape anymore ☠️

[dapper dust]

Welp, that’s definately an interesting first hand

[sand talon]

AAAA!!

Also guys I have a story to share too

Story starts...

I ate

Story ends

[dapper dust]

Jesus negative egg, calm down no need to murder me

[sand talon]

He steals money from you when you aren't noticing

[strong rose]

negative egg

!!

[random tendon]

once had this, they called me crazy not selling it

[strong rose]

pray for swashbuckler

[dapper dust]

Oh I am

[strong rose]

gotta reserve the extra slot for it

!!

[random tendon]

reminds me, how the hell are you supposed to beat the omelette challenge?

[limber moth]

Eg

[strong rose]

eg

[random tendon]

eg

[steep ridge]

I'm cooked

"oh a legendary" then i remember how my deck looks like

[limber moth]

Time to get some strength cards then

[random tendon]

it has potential

especially with perkeo

[dapper dust]

And… I got fucked by “yeh, you need a 3, 5, 7 or 8? Heres all your kings, jacks and 10s

[random tendon]

Save a strength card and watch it multiply per round

[strong rose]

😭😭

[steep ridge]

Fun while it lasted

[strong rose]

ante 11 <///3

[eternal crown]

easy deck fix with perkeo and your 10s

wait

[vagrant bane]

Doing a vampire run

[eternal crown]

bro didn't grab directors cut?

[vagrant bane]

Hoping to get midas

[eternal crown]

midas vampire is a combo I have yet to get tbh

[vagrant bane]

Baseball would go hard

Is midas uncom?

[eternal crown]

Yes

[vagrant bane]

Nvm run died

[eternal crown]

Midas vamp Hearthstone Oops is like

One of the best baseball setups I can think off rn

Imma hunt a run like that down real quick

[vagrant bane]

New run

Cartomancer

Should I get planet merch?

[dapper dust]

Should I take him?

I'm thinking yes

maybe

[vagrant bane]

Is ankh worth for cartomancer?

[dapper dust]

and... I'm an idiot

managed to play a 5 of a kind while completely ignoring the "play only one hand type this round"

with no other 5 of a kinds in my deck

[raven elm]

what do

0 money ante 6

and i have like 8 kings

[royal zenith]

runner seems like the only thing you can reasonably get rid of atm

[vagrant bane]

Can someone explain to me how campfire works

Card sold?

Don't the game mean jiker

[worldly compass]

it works with consumable too

[golden fern]

You can buy and sell consumables to increase mult during the ante. very powerful if you have the money

or blue seals

or purple seals

[vagrant bane]

Hmm

Should I try campfire run

[golden fern]

meh, just comes in handy during some situations

[vagrant bane]

Roasted bananas

[marble beacon]

does this actually taste good

[vagrant bane]

Hologram

Prob

Try it sometime

[red hamlet]

Hello gay people in my telephone 👋

[marble beacon]

hey guys welcome balatro to stake gold

[red hamlet]

If it meant joker it would be worse than hit the road

[marble beacon]

hit the road vs shoot the moon most useless joker challenge

[red hamlet]

Shoot the moon goated

[marble beacon]

stm is the MOST inconsistent mult joker while forcing you keep queens in hand so basically minus hand size 😭

[vagrant bane]

I ate banana

[red hamlet]

Most inconsistent mult joker is misprint

[marble beacon]

never punished

[solemn elm]

nah

misprint is 0 mult 1/24th of the time

[marble beacon]

preach

[solemn elm]

misprint does something 23/24 hands. stm requires you to actually dig for queens, which you arent guaranteed to get

[red hamlet]

Baron is awful then, yeah?

[solemn elm]

thats also true lol

[red hamlet]

can't deckfix to make misprint better

[solemn elm]

u didnt 'gotcha' me with anything

[marble beacon]

deck fixing for shoot the moon for the extra 50 mult in ante 7 sigma move

[red hamlet]

Ye

Is fun

[solemn elm]

sure, but that doesnt mean its good

if blue stake wasnt a thing, then STM would be a lot better as you'd be guaranteed to see an extra 5 cards in deck

but sadly 2 discards really isnt much to work with

[red hamlet]

Isn't it getting reworked

[solemn elm]

yes

[marble beacon]

the extra discards would be better off going for a straight build tbh

[solemn elm]

right but you cant always go for a straight build

[marble beacon]

well i guess stm is a common joker for a reason

[dapper dust]

Wooot! Won on Purple stake finally!

[valid heath]

What joker card I need to sell now???

[spiral stirrup]

A C E

[oblique isle]

Ace

[valid heath]

Ace

[dapper dust]

Wait... why didn't that unlock the next stake?

apparently the game decided that beating purple didn't count?

[spiral stirrup]

is this an esports reference by any chance?

i think so

[agile pawn]

are you on mobile

[dapper dust]

no - macOS

[agile pawn]

hm

[valid heath]

What the fug ancient joker

[lime pulsar]

My name is Jimbo , I made the balatro 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[latent quiver]

It was difficult to add all the jokers 🔥

[valid heath]

Finally 🔥🔥

[lime pulsar]

But unfortunatly something went oh so wrong

[latent quiver]

And now I cant do anything but play this stupid game

[fierce canopy]

kinda technical question: are things like glass shatters/wheel hits/lucky card hits deterministic?

nevermind finally found the code 😭

[solemn elm]

yes

they are seeded

[fierce canopy]

thanks 👍

[sharp compass]

.

[agile citrus]

what does invis joker do?

[tough hemlock]

Is it wrong to say that black deck is better than plasma?

I genuinely had a worse time doing purple stake plasma than golden stake black deck

[earnest viper]

You sell it after 2 rounds and it morphs into one of the jokers you hold.
Its random so u dont get to choose which joker will be copied
Thu, if you really really wanna copy a certain joker at all costs, you can sell the rest of the jokers before selling the invis joker so it will copy the only joker left

[agile citrus]

damn that's rly good

what's the unlock requirement?

[earnest viper]

Win a game while never holding more than 4 jokers

[agile citrus]

kk

what's the best deck for that?

[kind aurora]

painted?

[quiet shell]

Yes, plamsa still better even at gold stake all gold stake does is chips less eficient but they are still usable

[kind aurora]

you already have a 4 joker limit

[agile citrus]

ok

[kind aurora]

and the hand size is nice

[quiet shell]

And black deck at gold stake is quite awkard, i too had a harder time at plasma gold stake but thats due to me not really undesrtanding it at the time

[earnest viper]

Its 5...

[kind aurora]

I was talking about painted deck

[tough hemlock]

I had to waste 5 hours doing purple stake plasma cause of the stupidly high scaling

[earnest viper]

Am no deckologist am afraid

[kind aurora]

You have -1 joker slot

[tough hemlock]

I also find it funny how black deck all the way till orange stake doesn't feel bad but once you hit the rental jokers in black deck it all goes to shit

[quiet shell]

Yeah the scalings is off the charts but early black deck antes are equally hard

[quiet shell]

True

The way i see it black requires earlier setup, and plasma your kinda have an extra ante to find a comfortable joker

[earnest viper]

No need to rub it my face buddy
I already told you i aint no deckologist
I only speak of that which i know of
Peace

[agile pawn]

you said that after you got corrected lol

[tough hemlock]

Yup
Agreed

[tame rover]

Do I take shoot the moon

[quiet shell]

Its up to preference at gold stake

[lavish sparrow]

anyone know whats going on here?

[quiet shell]

#⚙・modding-general

Idek what im looking at

[tough hemlock]

Is chad even doing anything ?

[tame rover]

Sometimes I have it triggering on Glass and foil cards

Trash Chad for it then

[grand sedge]

is there way to see my highest score

[verbal nest]

i think they want me to take a mercury

[dreamy socket]

hey guys, are this game support cross progression?

[wide crane]

perhaps the greatest gold stake opening of all time

[verbal nest]

at least on pc/mobile no

[dreamy socket]

ight thanks

[crimson gazelle]

Got to gold stake on checkered. I’m starting to see the limitations of checkered though. It’s tough when you have to use 5 cards to score.

[true flax]

life is beautiful

[sweet plume]

https://youtu.be/4cD4wi-CPCo?si=7Vbnx3-2vM1Q99oY
BAHAHA this is a masterpiece

[cunning plinth]

maybe dumb question but does mask hit all cards with paradolia?

ok yer it does

ive never had this combo in 300 hours

[crimson gazelle]

Finally discovered the value of campfire realizing it’s when you sell anything. Geez that card is good if you can keep a good Econ.

[astral cloud]

My dumbest ever joker set up my banana ain’t breaking and I sold my steel joker so I don’t even get that x2 prob more mult

[agile pawn]

good for gold stake especially

[astral cloud]

I have played 49 flushes in 7 antes with 20 high cards as well

[jolly void]

how much time it will take for you guys to take a proper screenshot?

[crimson gazelle]

It’s clearly on laptop. So it’s a bit more work.

[jolly void]

https://tenor.com/view/u-wot-m8-gif-20998179

[crimson gazelle]

On phone, hit two buttons. Done. On laptop I’m sure there is probably an easier way but for me print screen, paste into paint, crop save. Post.

[jolly void]

what?

[astral cloud]

I play on ps5 so I can’t

[primal grove]

if your PC has a "print screen" button then just press it then ctrl+v to post the image

if it doesn't then idk you're kinda fucked

[crimson gazelle]

Well I’ll be damned. Learn something new every day.

[agile pawn]

shift + win + s brings up snipping tool and you can select an area to screenshot

[gleaming hound]

its actually win + shift + s

:/

[solemn elm]

i was about to say

[astral cloud]

My laptop has that shit on like f10 or some shit

[crimson gazelle]

Oh shit. Well, this helps make my work (which I should be doing instead of playing Balatro) a lot easier now. 😂

[agile pawn]

also goes to your clipboard automatically

[crimson gazelle]

I am not tech savvy. Hence why I play on my phone. Only thing with that is now I have way more access to Balatro….. which I think is a good thing but every other aspect of my life things is a bad thing.

[agile pawn]

and also saved in your pictures folder i think

i hope

[crimson gazelle]

Ok that’s pretty cool. Thanks.

Lol.

[jolly void]

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/support/games/capture-ps5-gameplay-screenshots/

If you link your twitter and youtube account, you can upload to them directly

[primal grove]

just smoke it bruh it's that easy

[crimson gazelle]

I saw an eternal egg today. Still has uses but pretty funny.

Almost as bad as negative madness when I did not want it. Sucks to turn down a negative.

[quick moat]

Negative eternal egg is fine

[opaque shard]

I get the photochad appeal now

I mean I always did I just didn't care to use it often

It also helped that this run I got photochad after the plant had passed

[agile pawn]

free temperance value

[noble swan]

any idea what to do when ur observatory locked but trying to go to cryptids

[ember roost]

Buy or no?

Egg

[noble swan]

hmm

might be fine

early ante plus its not gold stake

id do it for the memes

[brave saddle]

cooked

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

IND VS AUS

INDIA WON GUYS LETS GOO

[sand talon]

Bro make the Lucky cards wtf 😭😭😭😭

You had dice

[crimson gazelle]

+3 multi every blind should help.

[ember roost]

I never look at how many hands i have

[dire comet]

Hey how do I get in touch with the creator of Balatrodle to tell them to make it more consistent? They classed Pareidolia as "Other" for ability but Smeared Joker as "Hands/Discards" despite doing similar things

[chilly kernel]

Hey why does every single +Mult Joker idea have people suggesting it becomes a xMult Joker instead?

[prime glen]

I don’t get fire sounds but I can’t delete and reinstall because then my save will get wiped

[prime glen]

Wdym

[chilly kernel]

I posted my +Mult Joker ideas on Discord and Reddit

On both platforms people say they should be xMult

[prime glen]

Can you post the pic

[fiery yew]

the what always wins??

https://tenor.com/view/couriersix69-mr-house-good-morning-house-house-good-morning-gif-14149798318722768906

[prime glen]

Yeah that’s really weak

No one would pick it up for just that much mult

[chilly kernel]

I made an improved version where he doubles the Mult per Boss Blind

People still say that’s too weak

[prime glen]

How much mult?

[chilly kernel]

And this one provides +Mult per joker according to rarity

[chilly kernel]

It starts at +2

[prime glen]

+mult is in general pretty weak beyond early /early mid game

You usually go for chips/xmult for winning and endless

That’s why chip jokers even if they’re only 2 (like wee joker) are so busted

[solemn elm]

doubling mult per boss blind is pretty good, its just that it'll take a bit to snowball

exponential mult be damned

[amber torrent]

could you use a fool on soul?

[prime glen]

🤷‍♂️

Personally I’d like some love to aces

[chilly kernel]

Soul is spectral

[solemn elm]

what do you MEAN

they have like 4 jokers that work with them

[amber torrent]

damn it

[dawn coral]

i already have the game i just wanted to show off the funny i made

[solemn elm]

7s are horrible in vanilla

[prime glen]

Ehh, kings and queens get all the love

You only ever see baron and triboulet runs

[chilly kernel]

Make playing 3 7’s increase Wheel of Fortune odds to 1/1

[solemn elm]

thats weak

[prime glen]

People play a literal gambling card and then get mad when they get 90 percent of the time

[chilly kernel]

Erm akshually it’s 25% of the time

[prime glen]

Oh yeah they have so many cards, unlike face cards

scary face, business card, midas mask, photograph, reserved parking, smiley face, sock and buskin…

They get so much love

[elder nymph]

I don’t get mad I’m just like “damn”

[solemn elm]

and then there's 7s

with one joker that doesnt work with 7s specifically

just odd numbers

[prime glen]

Jokers working with aces passively does not count as ace jokers

[elder nymph]

Idk if I should go for brainstorm solely in a run or just do runs in hopes of getting it

[solemn elm]

right

and 7s have no specific jokers

while aces have 2

superpos and scholar

[elder nymph]

I somehow got ride the bus to reset without ever playing a facecard

Idk how I got it to do that

[prime glen]

Face cards have like 10

Why can’t I have a busted ace joker

[solemn elm]

you said passively count

so then they dont have 10

[prime glen]

Wildcard or the joker that turns all jokers to face cards

[solemn elm]

face cards as a whole, sure.
but kings have 2, queens have 2.

[solemn elm]

wild card does not do that

[elder nymph]

Didn’t have the facecard joker

I was using the abandoned deck

Idk how it reset

[prime glen]

How the hell did you do that

Man reset his bus with no face cards

[elder nymph]

I don’t know, I had a +21 then next turn it was +1

[elder nymph]

Ride the bus hates trans girls I guess lol

Idk how that happened lol

I lost the run to it tho

[elder nymph]

Legit didn’t have a wild card lol

[prime glen]

What jokers did you have and what card did you play

[elder nymph]

I had ride the bus and blueprint, I played a flush of diamonds, no face card were in my deck lol

Buffoonery could’ve messed something up but I’m
Not sure

[dapper dust]

oh nice! double polychrome in ante 1...

...

thanks game

[tranquil gull]

i mean

could be worse..?

[dapper dust]

oh sure - it's the fact that you get something good, and it goes "ha ha, it's good... BUT!"

[solemn elm]

change the order if u wanna max score

[dapper dust]

true

at least for all of 1 hand until I play another one with face cards

[solemn elm]

there are scenarios where u want to minimise score to scale your jokers more though

so max score might not be optimal always

[dapper dust]

it gave me an ante 2 wall for 4000 points, and no additional way to gain any points, so, I was screwed anyway

[agile pawn]

ride the bus on abandoned deck is funny

[elder nymph]

Until it resets on me randomly lol

[agile pawn]

guh

how

[elder nymph]

Idk

lol

[primal grove]

there's a very limited amount of things you can work with
there's also Xchips which can make bigger number than just Xmult

[elder nymph]

I want to make a balatro ad for a project idk what to do for it lol

[solemn elm]

not really a limited amount of things u can work with

you can make anything you want, the limit is the engine

[civic spire]

hi my squiggle puffs

whats good

[primal grove]

oh yeah let me just make a joker working off of an imaginary number

Gork (Rare)
When playing a hand that contains a Full House, this joker gains 1 Scrimblo

[solemn elm]

i mean you can do that

like, look at pokermon

its a massive mod that adds like 40 unique mechanics

[primal grove]

Scrimblo: X in 10 chance to level up played hand, if hand contains a Full House, gain X * 10 chips

[solemn elm]

havent seen factorials in mods before

[primal grove]

i've only seen powers

[solemn elm]

pi isnt an imaginary number

[grave gust]

Biden blast

[lapis latch]

Hi people

What is yalls opinion on the game, "balatro"

[bright juniper]

What do you think

[grave gust]

Balala Joker poker

[pulsar epoch]

Purple stake makes me want to die

[dapper dust]

Sure it is - it's 3.1415926... + 0i

[pulsar epoch]

And I’m playing with the fucking Checkered Deck

[grave gust]

Erratic deck

[dapper dust]

Yup - I'm right there - I beat it earlier today... and the game didn't register my win, so I have to do it again >.<

[pulsar epoch]

Like for the life of me the Planer cards keep fucking me over by just not giving me Jupiter AT ALL

[bright juniper]

:bedroom:

[pulsar epoch]

And then I have to go out of my way to buy Telescope

[dapper dust]

Well there's your problem - don't play flushes!

[bright juniper]

Play... high card.

[pulsar epoch]

Dude the whole point of Checkered IS flushes

[bright juniper]

Oh diff deck

[dapper dust]

well don't use checkered then 😛

[bright juniper]

Lol

[solemn elm]

doesnt mean you should always play flushes

[pulsar epoch]

It’s the only deck I have at purple stake

[bright juniper]

Then grind blue deck

[green vessel]

Nah use the black deck

[bright juniper]

Ewww

Its not that bad but i dont enjoy black deck

[vagrant bane]

Hello balatpiers

[quaint shard]

skip doubters in shambles after seeing this

[solemn elm]

its definitely bad

its the worst deck in the game /gen

[opaque shard]

Black deck is easy gold stake everyone should prioritize using that one for c++

[vagrant bane]

POG

Double dna

First

Then

[solemn elm]

trolling

[opaque shard]

:)

[quaint shard]

actually true

black deck is easy to gold stake

just get things like abstract and baseball card

[bright juniper]

👍

[onyx depot]

bruh

man what do i do?

[crystal escarp]

does anybody know the website that shows you the jokers and things for each shop when you input a seed/

[finite gust]

restart

[limber patio]

[west spear]

Suggestions have got to be the blind fool in a field theory made into a real space

That and a dam for awfully unbalanced joker ideas to not escape into normal channels more than they do already

[sharp compass]

cryptid my beloved

[elder nymph]

Made peak by accident with a fake balaltro ad

[sharp compass]

pathetic loop.

[limber patio]

[elder nymph]

I’ve never gotten to e anything before lol

Idk how people do it

[waxen pasture]

typical "the plant"

[sharp compass]

same but in vanilla

how

[opaque shard]

Easiest way I can think of is bloodstone + oops all 6's + retriggers

Add in a lucky cat there too if you want

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[sharp compass]

splendid

e13? that's way too boring

[sand talon]

How tho

[sharp compass]

(wormhole deck)

cryptid obv

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[sharp compass]

oh

i didnt know

well ok

[short wedge]

i just got 2 wheel hits in a row lol

[sand talon]

Biggest bruh moment

[sand talon]

There's a fucking chat section for modded balatro yapps lmfao

I didn't know that till now lol

[civic sluice]

4th deck complete, with a nice set of gold stickers (jolly joker best +mult, trust)

[vagrant bane]

New boss: Angel: negative jokers are debuffed

[sharp compass]

i wish i had that power to do it in vanilla

[sand talon]

Real

[fiery yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-hit-the-road-gif-14869783154347305371

[opaque shard]

Koala: This joker gains +3 chips per consecutive scoring card played without any enhancements

Uncommon

I came up with the idea last night

Because my dad was snoring loudly

As a funny fact

Pocket book: This joker gains ×0.1 mult per consecutive scoring ace, king, queen of jack

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-mr-bones-what-is-balatro-gif-4132060327691605524

[opaque shard]

Let me change that actually

[west frost]

i like balatro

[ember roost]

There's a 50% chance i win.

[keen anvil]

ok so uh I had a fucking heart attack

[vagrant bane]

Balatro likes brain

[vagrant bane]

Build?

Deck

[ember roost]

Bad

[vagrant bane]

Clutch up

[vagrant bane]

He might be cooked nvm

[ember roost]

It wasn't 50% it was 28%

[vagrant bane]

Nah

1%

[ember roost]

I had 3 useless jokers

[vagrant bane]

0%

[ember roost]

And if i got 3 hands and and 2 debuffs i would win 50% of the time

It was a 60% chance of getting a good fbb

[ember roost]

The useless jokers are crimson heart bait

[astral oak]

today all the runs on the abandoned deck had face card jokers in first shops

[compact shuttle]

[keen anvil]

damn bruh this naneinf is so close

[compact shuttle]

This on vanilla is crazy

[limpid tree]

man i just got planet x too

damnit my message sent after the image

this is counted as a flush five instead of a 5 of a kind????

[keen anvil]

uh yeah

[limpid tree]

gah

[brave abyss]

Don't even joke lad

[normal sapphire]

That's why it's usually just better to go for four of a kind

Have the planet from the beginning and stuff like that doesn't happen

[keen anvil]

I can finally quit

[polar oyster]

Does anyone know if you can easily switch between playing modded and vanilla? I don't want to download any mods that will make it impossible to get back to the vanilla game

[fast scroll]

Guys, do I pivot into photo and arrow? For egg and swashbuckler

[limpid tree]

won the run (just barely) but now i've got all but one planet

what kinda hand is it??

[oblique isle]

Eh basically eris but two different ranks

[limpid tree]

interesting

i DID just unlock the checkered deck

[oblique isle]

I could just say it but that removes the fun of finding it

[limpid tree]

might be able to find that more easily with it

wait i might be stupid is the rank the symbol the card has or the number

it's probably the number

gah

[keen anvil]

YOOO

imma go to ante 40 fr

trust 🙏

[velvet tinsel]

Gl man