🎙・server-chat

[gilded folio]

it is

i wouldve used yandere sim as an example

great game

bad dev

[dapper perch]

just get after effects and look some youtube tutorials or i could edit something for u if u need anything

[gilded folio]

after effects is the name?

[dapper perch]

yes

after effects

[gilded folio]

god 26 euros

thats like

wait

107 zł a month

THATS ALOT

IM NOT BUYING THAT

-# although i am gonna yarr harr fiddle dee dee

[signal scarab]

how did this become my under 12 round run..

my last one was a cracked 9 round run with double stunt man on plasma..

[gilded folio]

wait

blender also has video editing??

[gilded folio]

what does stunt man do

[signal scarab]

wait

wrong chat

m rlly sorry

[signal scarab]

+250 chips, -2 hand size

[gilded folio]

cool

alright brb

[median sapphire]

hi I am new to the game (ipad os)

any tips for me? what is seeding? is that a cheat code or something?

[regal hinge]

seeds are like specific jokers and cards on specific ante idk how to explain

[median sapphire]

so if you use seeding every card that one person got are the same thing?

[regal hinge]

yea

[median sapphire]

so is it a good thing or bad thing?

[tranquil gull]

yes

[dapper perch]

you can pirate it as i said...

i havent done it

but u can do it

[sharp compass]

Where can I get the full stats for my profile (loses, face cards played, dollars earned...)

Because I'm trying to get my progress from my phone to pc with a profile maker

[paper nebula]

can anyone help me with the brainstorm mod? i have it installed and working but I can’t edit the settings to select a certain card to seed my runs for

[warm pike]

check out davinci resolve

[paper nebula]

when i pull up the settings the ctrl + a doesn’t work and neither does any of the other macros

[atomic tundra]

is there a way to transfer progress from steam to mobile

[sharp compass]

I'm searching for the opposite rn

From mobile to pc (or steam)

[regal hinge]

every joker is rare (awesome seed)

[karmic halo]

x1 x1 x1 is crazy

It's like

lemme calculate rq

x1 mult overall

[barren dust]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[lunar kiln]

my best run before this got to ante 4

so happy with that run

[gilded folio]

YOU ALSO PLAY BALATRO?

[lapis latch]

hm

[gilded folio]

DAMN

[lapis latch]

HOLY SHIT YALL ALSO PLAY BALATRO

THATS CRAZY

[lunar kiln]

as of like a day ago? idk who you are or why you're so shocked lol

[gilded folio]

NO BRO I KNOW HIM FROM COOKIE CLICKER DISCORD

[lapis latch]

oh

[lunar kiln]

not a him

[gilded folio]

mb

[lapis latch]

cookie clicker 😭

[gilded folio]

what

[lapis latch]

bye

[lunar kiln]

cookie clicker my beloved

[gilded folio]

cookie clicker is addicting

[karmic halo]

Emm actually I do. In fact, I used the term which you youngsters use these days- a "dank mene" like so examole:
Udangen knuckles
El primo
Hugging wuggy
Ohio final boss.

[sharp compass]

M

[fiery yew]

EVERYWHERE I GO

[spare maple]

thats funny

[fiery yew]

[spare maple]

i really like chuckled there a bit

[gilded folio]

oh wow

[golden summit]

hi

[cunning patio]

hiii

[vagrant bane]

Cracked rock

[hallow vigil]

I love balatro

[gilded folio]

is amber acorn scary here?

[gilded folio]

man

i died

[neon wren]

on one hand it's white stake, on other summit and misprint aren't that good. hold holo and find sharp first hand

[gilded folio]

brother you were supposed to score nan not naneinf🤦

[atomic tundra]

is there a way to transfer progress from steam to mobile

[untold bloom]

is there a mod where we can drag cards into buying/selling like in moblie

i got used to playing on phone

[jade nova]

chat i just lost 38 bloodstone retriggers in a row making me lose a great game

the odds of that happening are 3.6379788e-12

i am quitting balatro

[royal zenith]

I don’t think that happened lol

[jade nova]

i promise that happened

so many retriggers and none of them did anything

[royal zenith]

that’s 10 triggers?

[jade nova]

yeah, plus more hands i played later

[vagrant bane]

Light switch build

[royal zenith]

maybe it’s a bug or smth

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/off-off-switch-on-and-off-switch-useless-gif-9324630

[slim junco]

hello guys my name is market pliers-

🫂

[jade nova]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[royal zenith]

anyways this was a sad experience lol, still my best run ever though (was getting e26)

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-confetti-yipee-gif-26461456

[vagrant bane]

How many people got into balatro cause of markimoo

[hybrid siren]

my highest score thus far. this was my first time playing typecast challenge. im addicted to the dusk flush build

[cunning patio]

is abandoned deck good?

[hybrid siren]

i think its pretty fun to play. you can get straights easier and all boss blinds that debuff face cards have no effect on you

[cunning patio]

oh okie

[hybrid siren]

and you can ignore all face card jokers because they also wont do anything. it just forces you to mainly ignore anything that has to do with face cards

[tidal ferry]

it aint much but i did beat purple stake

[half briar]

that again

[gilded folio]

was going for a less than 4 jokers since the ace of spades that turned into a locked thingy told me to but nvm

anyways blue deck beat

wait

huh

one of my jokers got eaten???

[worldly compass]

popcorn?

[short wedge]

i beat another challenge yay

shit i wish i could do smt about that

[subtle hull]

Cant believe sledding game guy is in this server

[gilded folio]

OHHHH

yeah

i absolutely forgot i had popcorn

[gilded folio]

HOLO INCANTATION

WHAT

[short wedge]

what

[short wedge]

sold cavendish for blueprint

and rerolled to get the lost value of the holo

on the flash card

very intelligent i am

[verbal zephyr]

finally got plasma this shit is so funny

chipsmaxxing

[lime pulsar]

Me when chicot

[gilded folio]

wha

huh

2 CHIPS?

2

CHIPS?

[short wedge]

wrong

2.44

chips

[gilded folio]

STILL 2

IF YOU ROUND IT UP

[short wedge]

basically yes

[lime pulsar]

Chicot

[short wedge]

but

3

[green vessel]

How the fuck

[lime pulsar]

Chicot

[royal zenith]

Vanilla or modded though?

that seems just barely possible with vanilla lol

[sour atlas]

Baltro

[short wedge]

rip

at least i beat the challenge

15 minute city

[mighty sluice]

Thoughts ?

I actually thought drivers license was worth a shot

[short wedge]

i blame the misprint

[sharp compass]

played cryptid and it was more than fun

the joke blind took me to ante 8 and i still won

[mighty sluice]

I need to learn to use planet cards more often

[short wedge]

bruh

[mighty sluice]

Ye ikr

[sharp compass]

m

[mighty sluice]

I’m dumb

[short wedge]

at least ur intelligent enough to know that

[kind aurora]

I feel like planets aren’t that useful unless you have a synergy joker or are constantly making the same hand over and over

cuz then you can just aim for one hand

[short wedge]

well

[royal zenith]

driver’s license is great if activated

[short wedge]

doesnt matter

just use them

[royal zenith]

abstract joker was probably doing the least for you there

[mighty sluice]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

[tame nova]

Hi, I'm new and I need you to answer these 3 questions (maybe someone already asked them, sorry for having to answer them again) 1. If I want to install mods, is Steam required? 2. I have a Steam account that doesn't have Balatro, but the other one does. I can take the progress file of my game and duplicate it and give it to the account that doesn't have Balatro. And 3. Does anyone have the link to steammodded Installer and those really cool mods like the one that had incrypt stuff and the other that added a category of exp to get skills?

[simple ore]

there isnt really a good place to suggest server changes but a significant number of people end up in here looking for what really is #⚙・modding-general, not sure if that's by design to keep their numbers down

[worldly compass]

1. nope
2. you can
3. https://github.com/Steamodded/smods/releases (steammodded). i get mod from here https://github.com/jie65535/awesome-balatro or go to https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506514763522108 to look

[tame nova]

thank you

[pulsar fulcrum]

this server should add stickers

[green vessel]

[short wedge]

gnarf

[zenith owl]

Baron goes brrrr

[orchid cloak]

naneinf ez

[short wedge]

have fun dying on the next round

[orchid cloak]

😭 i only used half my cryptids i think i got the next one

next ante im cooked

[red hamlet]

[shell dirge]

unseeded

[red hamlet]

the planet is coming

[graceful holly]

unseeded my beloved

[flat belfry]

bro i wish for runs like these

[broken marsh]

Quite sad about this one

[red hamlet]

keep it around

1.5 is 1.5

4 bucks if something better shows up

[wanton viper]

Honestly peak seed

[quaint stream]

Now you have no choice but to play high card, flush and three of a kind now lmao

[wanton viper]

Face is face

[dapper dust]

god damn, purple stake...

[red hamlet]

🅱️izza time

[short wedge]

izza time

[tulip vessel]

Sup chatters

[red hamlet]

a suh dud

[tulip vessel]

Just started this game today

[silver lynx]

I don't believe you

[exotic radish]

when i steam the game on discord my cursor disappearing

[tulip vessel]

?

[cobalt python]

he doesnt beleive you

[dapper dust]

Don't worry, i believe you Darth Vader

[clever ridge]

Mr. Bones the goat.
(Roster is crap because it was last ante so I snagged as manh non-gold stickers as I could

[dapper dust]

I'm sure you won't betray me

[clever ridge]

Only have Icecream left out of the Food Jokers to gold sticker

[shy heart]

bananan

[red hamlet]

shrimply grab it ante 1 perishing and keep it around xdd

[tulip vessel]

Which one of these is better chat

[viscid pulsar]

should i pivot? just got a negative 8ball

[clever ridge]

If they didnt kill themselves when used it, I might have

[red hamlet]

i just tested it

if they're debuffed they don't oop

played liek 24 hands with it dsiabled at 100 chips
20 hadns should've killed it

[clever ridge]

Oooh... interesting... so might be worth taking a perishable just for that

[maiden folio]

Ante 1 polychrome tag... gets a perishable blueprint FFS

[tulip vessel]

Ok guess ill just pick one

[red hamlet]

tahts' why yo udon't skip for tags

only 25 bucks and negatives for funny score

[clever ridge]

I only skip for 25 bucks, or Rare on small blind ante 1

The only times I skip on later antes are if there are Planet tags for my particular hand

[dawn moss]

Finally…..

The build that did it, RIP seltzer

[royal zenith]

Which joker is trin lol

[valid beacon]

FINALLY WON FOR THE FIRST TIME YPEEE

[dawn moss]

Also I was using Gros Michel instead of half until that died

[stoic veldt]

worth selling off the duo for oops all 6s?

[dawn moss]

Not unless you find oops, no

(As in like actually in a pack or in the shop)

[floral thunder]

I love this egg

[stark comet]

where is the oops all 6s in this image?

[stoic veldt]

me stupid, i posted the wrong screenshot, it was in the shop my bad

[stark comet]

oh lmfao all good

[dire ingot]

I hate soul cards. They come up when there’s things I want.

[red hamlet]

water bottles are actually bowls

[slim junco]

Guys, I kinda want a jack

[graceful holly]

you dont have to take them?

Just save the seed and see what you could have done different

later

[warped tundra]

man i sure wonder what this button does

[red hamlet]

sell taht mf eggo

[fluid dragon]

this is, the thing you want to see

[tall pendant]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Can recommend a good game to play?🥺

[red hamlet]

BIG GAMIGN

[tall pendant]

I want smth freneticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc idk

[fluid dragon]

is it ultrakill or inscryption?

[fluid dragon]

its, perfection

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-league-of-legends-login-play-lol-login-gif-8475922707380386234

[fluid dragon]

thats what im saying

[tall pendant]

Ok th is this?

[velvet tinsel]

Factorio:)

[red hamlet]

holy shit summoner's rift

[tall pendant]

Im seeing

[fluid dragon]

yeah, another rouge like deck builder, also a great story, good game <3

[velvet tinsel]

You must grow the factory:)

[red hamlet]

Tehy're the same picture

[tall pendant]

Soooo it takes long time?

Ima see

[velvet tinsel]

Not that long you will understand half the game after 1000h:)

[dawn coral]

just won a game with a double polychrome trio

[graceful holly]

NOT LEAGUE AHH

[red hamlet]

you WILL hit 10 cs per minute

[hallow vigil]

Ugh

[velvet tinsel]

What about the factory? It needs you:(

[hallow vigil]

I hate gambling

I’ve lost so much

[tall pendant]

But i dont need it😔

[red hamlet]

How about let's not talk about nsfw games in a public discord

[velvet tinsel]

You do. You just don’t know it yet

[tall pendant]

It´s just a joke

Im not playing that

[main anchor]

my first cavendish too

[tall pendant]

WTH

Bro

[red hamlet]

bro got bottom surgeried

imagine

can't really be surprised, it was gonna happen eventually
sometimes it front loads the chances xdd

[graceful holly]

1 in 1000 rng more like 1 in 1

[red hamlet]

it's not gonna break for the next 999 rounds

so ti's still 1 in 1000

[main anchor]

i had it for like 3 rounds man

like wtf

[tall pendant]

My god men

[graceful holly]

I had a cavendish for like 20 rounds and I replaced it with canio on accident

[tall pendant]

How someone can be that unlucky

[red hamlet]

it's really not unlucky ngl

[tall pendant]

Mmm

depends

[red hamlet]

1 in 1000 it happens on round 1
1 in 1000 it happens on round 1000
1 in 1000 it happens on a round inbetween

[tall pendant]

Bro

Have you aver used 5 wheels of fortune and that 5 dont give you nothing?

[red hamlet]

yeah
but then i got 2 in a row so it evened out

[graceful holly]

I feel like that should decay overtime honestly like 1 in a thousand but every hand made itgoes down by 5

[red hamlet]

nah

that's popcorn and ice cream

[graceful holly]

I still need to do a food only run

[velvet tinsel]

Sry for leaving you I had to go get the milk:/

[tall pendant]

My run is going like this

Im in black deck

I have any oportunitie?

🥺

[agile pawn]

it makes your computer explod

don't press

[red hamlet]

kablooie

[tall pendant]

Photochad or Wrathful chad

[velvet tinsel]

The factory needs you. If you don’t want to grow the factory, then you shall feed the company

[red hamlet]

so full of pizza

[waxen grail]

i love balala

[short orchid]

Guys i finally won a run in balatro 😆 😂

[tall pendant]

Guys, am i fucked?

[unborn maple]

when ancient joker picks spades and you pull king of spades

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-heaven-keanu-reeves-constantine-ascending-to-heaven-gif-11437079898090715826

you probably should be ok if you do a flush

unless you really biffed it and didn't build your planets

[tall pendant]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[unborn maple]

uh ohhhh someone biffed itttt

ok actually how did you get 1000 on that setup. what did you play

your best hand is 200,000. what happened here?

[tall pendant]

Ok

look at my jokers

[red hamlet]

bro got planted

imagine

[tall pendant]

And look to photograph

[unborn maple]

200000 without photochad is still like 30 or 40k

[tall pendant]

I have bad luck

[red hamlet]

ancient joker
wrathful joker

bro ain't hittin shit

[tall pendant]

Dont get another spade

[red hamlet]

probably didn't level planets either

[tall pendant]

flush lvl 4

lololol

[red hamlet]

dam

[tall pendant]

Balatro is another rng💀🙏🏻

[red hamlet]

just don't get planted

[tall pendant]

womp womp womp

look at your jokers bro

[orchid cloak]

w

[red hamlet]

The Scoring in question:

[tall pendant]

seed

[red hamlet]

just build better bro

[carmine river]

Give me your thick virile seed

[red hamlet]

reference to american pscyho
text underneat is gonna be a local thunk question xdd

[vagrant bane]

What's the least used build for balatro

Stone deck?

[carmine river]

It's a challenge

So no

[red hamlet]

black probably

[vagrant bane]

Black?

[carmine river]

My guess is Diamond flush build

[carmine river]

He meant build not deck

Probably.

[red hamlet]

ah

diamond flush goes hard with money

[vagrant bane]

I said build

What if there was a scaling Joker for stone joker?

[red hamlet]

there is lmfao

[vagrant bane]

Buff it

[carmine river]

After the 200 mark it's not very useful unless you have the one or 2 money scaling cards

[vagrant bane]

Rn

7t

[gilded igloo]

bro i haven’t got past small blind ante 5 on white stake 😭

[vagrant bane]

75

R

[carmine river]

Would go crazy on Plasma

[neon wren]

my favorite thing about this is acquisition is misspelled

[bronze olive]

hell nahhhh

im trying to get that joker

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Miner: Destroys stone cards for 10 Dollars

[carmine river]

And how would it destroy

Play it? Discard?

[vagrant bane]

Play

[carmine river]

Also 10 dollars seems too little cause nobody uses stone cards

[vagrant bane]

Or discard

20 then

[bronze olive]

when stone card is in hand at the end of the round

[carmine river]

So

Basically Golden Joker?

But with stone cards

[vagrant bane]

But 20 instead of 4

Oshit raffle used bull in his latest video

This is certified bull gaming

[lime pulsar]

I did it….

[gentle cloud]

good job

[lime pulsar]

Time for peakma deck…

[red hamlet]

[vagrant bane]

High Joker: Adds a stone cards every play

[red hamlet]

nah

Medusa joker still peak idea

[open lagoon]

Is cross progression gonna be a thing any time soon?

[vagrant bane]

Wym cross progression

[open lagoon]

I wanna progress on my Xbox account from my phone while I travel

Link the account on the mobile game to the console one

so the progression could transfer

[solemn elm]

yes

its a planned feature

[open lagoon]

dope

Is there a date on when or just announced that it’ll happen any time in future

[solemn elm]

we dont know for certain.
id guess it's going to come with this year's "major content update", as its been asked for a lot and it was stated in the Balatro FAQ when mobile launched.

[open lagoon]

Sweet thx

[paper rover]

yall think DNA can save me? 😭

[steep bane]

the joker ordering...

https://tenor.com/view/rhett-and-link-nerd-vs-geek-rap-battle-store-glasses-gif-17402325

[strong rose]

funny double family

[paper rover]

whyats wrong with it

[steep bane]

you can increase your score a bit placing trading card at the right and banana in between erosion and duo

[paper rover]

BRO OH MY GOD

ALL 3 GLASS CARDS JUST DIED AT ONCE

LMAOOO

you got this numba 2

[steep bane]

its over...

[meager nymph]

#2 pencil

[paper rover]

nah he boutta clutch

we get to see its final form tho

[meager nymph]

OH

in the makings of the Grand Canyon

[paper rover]

he played 3,352 chips LMAO

he tried

atleast i beat old deck

[meager nymph]

-----------------------------------**-----'

[red hamlet]

🅱️

[bronze olive]

YAYYYYY

fINALLYYY

[red hamlet]

banger

[rain kite]

https://tenor.com/view/abbie-mindwave-starlight-bop-gif-14154909964882120505

[sharp crown]

I got balatro two days ago are there any vids I should watch or things I should do to help me complete runs (I have yet to complete a run)

[bronze olive]

i just won a run with 3 negative jokers and forgot to take a screenshot to the seed

this was in the same run

[hollow bear]

Call 1-800-GAMBLER if you get addicted and you can’t stop

[hollow bear]

(Don’t, actually)

[sharp crown]

BUT I CANT STOP THE HIGH IS TOO MUCH

[clever scarab]

straight, my beloved

[bronze olive]

HOWWWW

[clever scarab]

planet

[gilded igloo]

same for me

[clever scarab]

Yeah, check out the videos by Balatro University on youtube. They're extremely good and filled with tips.

[red hamlet]

just get a 2nd addiction so you can swap between them c:

[lime pulsar]

Guys since i unlocked plasma should I start maining plasma

[lavish zenith]

bobby the clown
rare
x2 mult
1 in 6 chance to destroy an adjacent joker when blind is selected

[radiant sleet]

How is it legal for Mr. Thunk to openly sell crack like this

[opaque shard]

Unchanging x2 mult?

[lavish zenith]

unchanging yeah

[opaque shard]

Damn

[gray sand]

o/

[opaque shard]

Sounds a little bad

Hello

[gray sand]

anyone know the name of the mod that can be used for rerolls?

[opaque shard]

Brainstorm

[gray sand]

I'm so lazy I'm gonna ask this too, Balatro university uses a mod for increasing speed further, do you know what that could be?

[red hamlet]

weakest shit i've ever seen

[opaque shard]

Idk about that one sorryyy

[gray sand]

Thats oki thx a ton anyways

I can find it by sifting thru his videos

[tropic hinge]

Very funny balatro

[fluid dragon]

hehe

[low mason]

gay, my accursed

[keen perch]

lol

[magic schooner]

What shall it be?

[keen perch]

OH MY GOD PLEASE

I BEG

PLEASE

CANIO

FUCK

[ornate jay]

how do you

get that many good cards

[oak nymph]

incoming chicot

[opaque shard]

The duality of men

[magic schooner]

Please not canio for mine

I would frankly love chicot here

Oh okay pog, i got yorick

[radiant sleet]

Okay I just watched one and I can buy stuff in the shops without having enough money?!

I just assumed that it was off limits

[keen perch]

awm an

[magic schooner]

Speaking of yorick, does discarding debuffed cards not count for him?

[keen perch]

imagine a perkeo on this absurd fucking run

i could do so much

and by so much i mean copy a cryptid a few timews

[lavish zenith]

fine, how about:
bobby the clown
gains +30 chips + 10 mult every time a joker is destroyed
1 in 1 chance to destroy an adjacent joker every hand, chance goes up by 0 in 4 each time this happens

[opaque shard]

This screenshot is too funny

[clever scarab]

I think you probably need a credit card for that

[keen perch]

could still get like e10000-e20000+ points

[radiant sleet]

Screenshots like this make me realize I don’t know a single thing about this game

[radiant sleet]

I do right now

[red hamlet]

yeah idk, i'd rather a madness or ceremonial daggerino

[opaque shard]

That sounds a bit more balanced

I think increasing the odds by double everytime is more reasonable

[lavish zenith]

flat chips and mult is good just don't put anyone important next to him

[radiant sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-balatro-joker-poker-mewing-gif-2047941109099055559

[red hamlet]

no i know
but like

A chance to destroy a joker next to it for 30 chip and 10 mult
dagger does the same thing and it uses sell value so i can be used with egg and other stuff

and chances go down so it doesn't scale that good later

[opaque shard]

What if

[lavish zenith]

yes but dagger is a whole other guy

joker can be uncommon instead

[red hamlet]

dagger is uncommon 🗿

[lavish zenith]

oh for real?

[kind aurora]

Is this the gayest balatro deck

[opaque shard]

Destroy an adjacent joker. +30 chips if destroyed joker is at the left, +10 mult if destroyed joker is at the right

[red hamlet]

either way
it feels too similar to dagger while not having as many benefits

[warm bronze]

best joker

[lavish zenith]

synergizes with dagger tho

[radiant sleet]

It’s so satisfying to feel myself improving, going from losing every run around Ante 5 to almost consistently making it to 8 is so rewarding

[red hamlet]

in what way lmao

[radiant sleet]

Real crackhesd behavior

[lavish zenith]

dagger destroys jokers which procs bobby

[red hamlet]

i guess

[kind aurora]

I'm gonna say that egg is probably not worth it if it's eternal and rental lmao

[keen perch]

spot the non poly card

[lavish zenith]

sinister entity

[warm bronze]

diabolical entity

[lavish zenith]

i just want a joker that has a good effect but kills jokers when you don't want it to sometimes as a tradeoff

[red hamlet]

Madness in question xdd

[winged oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[lavish zenith]

madness kills all your jokers and you have no control over what to feed it

[warm bronze]

i see like 4 glass cards on the left side

[lavish zenith]

bobby would be more manageable

[red hamlet]

So is dagger though

[lavish zenith]

dagger is too controllable

it does nothing if you don't want it to

[ornate jay]

i always do good with it for some reason

feed it all the shitty ones from the shop

[keen perch]

i have no glass in my deck

[lavish zenith]

bobby needs a steady flow of sacrifices and there's a danger but he's also not gonna eat the rest of your joker build

[warm bronze]

oh is it a gold card?

[lavish zenith]

you can make a build that has him off to the side

[red hamlet]

yeah idk,it just feels like a worse dagger

[lavish zenith]

so id balance the effect around that idk

[red hamlet]

ah shit

i fucked up my stats

badly too

🗿 this is normal, right?

[lavish zenith]

+81 mult, -2 mult every hand, 1 in mult chance to destroy an adjacent joker and reset mult

chicot is my friend now actually i like him i had a good run with him

[red hamlet]

that is 782,689 rounds with chicots 🗿

[lavish zenith]

chicot is your friend now

chicot is a good card he's a solid add if you have space for him. he's just not good for a legendary card

the worst legendary card is still gonna be a pretty solid card

[meager nymph]

23rd one is gold

[keen perch]

why did you count

[bleak swan]

CHICOT SWEEP

[red hamlet]

GOT A NANEINF, THEY DIDN'T TELL ME WHICH WAY

[keen perch]

you did it!

its that one

[bleak swan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704193899429625976/1344809046091501628/29B0E14D-BCC0-4BB1-9D61-563F74A85A1D.gif

[keen perch]

500 cigarettes

more like

[red hamlet]

genuinely hilarious that the leak about a villager fallingi n love with a human woman is fucking real

[keen perch]

500 kings

[bleak swan]

I can't fucking stand this

[red hamlet]

she's gonna get the block

[opaque shard]

Chameleon (rare): Convert all unscoring [suit] cards into wild cards. Suit changes at the end of every round

[red hamlet]

[bleak swan]

The only good thing to come out of that movie is the gif I posted

Nothing else

[red hamlet]

did you see the fucking popcorn buckeet

[bleak swan]

Yes.

[red hamlet]

like

there's literally a bucket gag in the movie bro

it's hte most "HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS" movie i've ever seen

they literally have goats in the game
and htey used a sheep for the screaming goat meme

the only funny part of that movie is them including "The children yearn for the mines"

[solemn elm]

i love cheating 🔥

[red hamlet]

yeah well maybe if chicot loved you he'd also bring his 499 cousins to your party

[undone nacelle]

LMFAOOOOO. THE DOUBLE CHICOT ONE MAKES IT SO THAT THE SUPER LARGE BLIND IS ONLY 47K

[red hamlet]

yup

[undone nacelle]

i didnt expect the reverse to also happen on very large blind boss

[red hamlet]

it's the same thing as the wall

[undone nacelle]

i thought it would just take it to normal once , didnt expect it to do the reverse

[red hamlet]

it's specifically cause violet vessel has a bigger multiplier

so it reverses once to normal
and then makes it much smaller

multi-chicot is so peak

[undone nacelle]

ye

im gonna struggle a lot later on tho

cus rn im building towards baron deck but using flush five to survive

[agile pawn]

rental vagabond 🤔

[undone nacelle]

the pivot is gonna be a pain

[red hamlet]

such synergy

[agile pawn]

guess i'm spending all of my money

[undone nacelle]

eternal too

peak

[meager nymph]

I SAID IT FIRST

[keen perch]

you ddid it to

i never said you didnt

[meager nymph]

ah okay

[keen perch]

i couldnt be bothered to count to see if you were right tbh

[meager nymph]

llol

[meager nymph]

Lump Dump would be proud

[meager nymph]

overpowered

[opaque shard]

I mean it's rare

I thought about convert 1 scoring card into a wild card too

[kindred musk]

how do i find the part of the server about the cryptid mod

[opaque shard]

Would that be better

[red hamlet]

1. They have to be unscoring and a specific suit
2. Any Boss That Debuffs Specific Suits kills wild cards

[red hamlet]

id:browse and grab modding channels

[opaque shard]

Oh yeah there's that

[meager nymph]

huh

[kindred musk]

rhanks

[red hamlet]

nobody calling ancient joker overpowered when it gives 1.5x to a specific suit and hcanges each round 😔

[meager nymph]

Wildllife (Common): +3 mult for every wild card in deck

[red hamlet]

damn

people treally relying on faces huh

[opaque shard]

Toilet: x3 mult if discarded cards contain a flush

Uncommon

[red hamlet]

what, like it gets x3 mult every dime you discard it or

[opaque shard]

Yea it's kinda like loyalty card

[red hamlet]

ok so that's just a broken af joker for checkered xdd

[opaque shard]

Activates then gets deactivated until you discard another flush

[opaque shard]

Pretty much

And tricky to use anywhere else

[undone nacelle]

its broken in general man

unless its temporary

if its temporary then its fine actually

[opaque shard]

👆🏽

[undone nacelle]

ohh i see

[scarlet sorrel]

Me building a flush build just to get a boss blind that disables the whole suit 💀

[opaque shard]

The flush gambit

[signal prawn]

"all clubs are debuffed" while your entire deck is clubs this is why i always have 2 suits with my flushes lol

[scarlet sorrel]

Me with 40 hearts in the deck

[outer fjord]

Hello all I'm new to balatro and idk what to do here can you help lol

[red hamlet]

More kings

Das about it

[outer fjord]

Do I take the sock and buskin? If so what do I sell

idk if this helps, I've never got this far on a run so I appreciate any help

[jaunty mason]

i feel like this joker is useless imo

[meager nymph]

Cops and Robbers (chal. deck): start with an eternal burglar.

[gilded igloo]

guys i would rather play microsoft solitare

😇

[cobalt tendon]

You don’t need to take it but if you want to, sell either hanging chad (photographs are much weaker) or sell one photograph.

[jaunty mason]

k

[royal zenith]

yea i rarely find myself using it, i’d rather have good econ

[outer fjord]

Appreciate it Oxygen!

[meager nymph]

hi

[royal zenith]

welcome!

[outer fjord]

Welcome mate new here as well

[gilded igloo]

hire the joker

[meager nymph]

watch balatro university

[cobalt tendon]

last time I watched him were demo times

[meager nymph]

where did you hear that

[lavish zenith]

take sock but don't take buskin

[jolly scarab]

Hello

[royal zenith]

you kinda just learn as you go, i’d suggest experimenting a lot bc as you get better you’ll realize cards you thought were bad are actually mid :P

[jolly scarab]

[royal zenith]

ah nvm they’re just baiting, dang

[meager nymph]

is he your friend?

is he trustworthy

[jaunty mason]

yo

nah

idk this dude

huh?

tf

[meager nymph]

bro this is evidence

[gilded igloo]

wait i know a rubaiyat

[jaunty mason]

bruh

[meager nymph]

is this technically breaking the rulles?

[jaunty mason]

ion do none man

[meager nymph]

bro uhm

[lavish zenith]

should we get a mod or something

[royal zenith]

i’d bet money none of yall are old enough to be on discord rn 🫠

[meager nymph]

i think this is 99.9% a lie

[royal zenith]

(/j)

[jaunty mason]

it is i never dmed or talked to this dude

[meager nymph]

anyways

[jaunty mason]

fuck you dude

[meager nymph]

uhmm

idk what to say

[jaunty mason]

i dont know you and you getting me in some shite i didnt do bruh

[meager nymph]

someone help

[gilded igloo]

guys i have a confession

chicken joe is online

[meager nymph]

YOOO

CHICKEN

[gilded igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-joe-online-indian-rap-gif-22040026

[meager nymph]

oh nvm

bro's acting like he never did anything and that he's the wise person here.

[lavish zenith]

@wide hearth can you vibe check this jadxv guy

[jaunty mason]

@wide hearth this jadxv dude accusing me of some i didnt do and also ion know this dude and he is calling me his friend

[meager nymph]

why tf did server-chat just disappear

[lavish zenith]

specifically accusing balatro university of being a pedophile and claiming they heard it from donkey. all of this is weird the vibes on this guy are absolutely horrendous

[jaunty mason]

this jadxv dude edited his message

i hope this server has edit logs

[lavish zenith]

yeah

[royal zenith]

it does

at least according to another mod earlier

[lavish zenith]

swag

[jaunty mason]

perfect

[lavish zenith]

mods, activate the warheads.

[gilded igloo]

guys i am an apple

is there a way to get apple arcade free trial for balatro

i dont think I’m eligible

[lavish zenith]

what the heck is apple arcade!

[gilded igloo]

used it

it is ok

you will get better at balatro

[red hamlet]

[gilded igloo]

i am still noob i never beat a run before

only go up to ante 5

[orchid lintel]

Noob here

How do you beat ante 8?

[jaunty mason]

i will never feel welcomed in this server

[gilded igloo]

no i do not have 5 aunties

i have 5 uncles

[orchid lintel]

Your name is DonkeyMaxxer

[jaunty mason]

so?

[orchid lintel]

best name ever

[brittle escarp]

Real

[gilded igloo]

my friend name is NoonMaxxer.

[jaunty mason]

thanks man

[lavish zenith]

who the hell even are you why did they ping you

like no offense but

[gilded igloo]

i think he is donkeymaxxer from the balatro discord server

[lavish zenith]

for those just tuning in: my guy randomly accused balatro university of something and pinged donkey claiming he's the source and his friend

[jaunty mason]

im just a guy who likes no mans sky and balatro

and idk who balatronuniversity is

[undone nacelle]

what did dr spectred do

[gilded igloo]

who is balatro university?

[jaunty mason]

fuck off dude

[undone nacelle]

lmfaooo

[lavish zenith]

you tell me i think it's a youtube channel

[undone nacelle]

dr spectred. hes a balatro youtuber who runs a channel called balatro university

[lavish zenith]

guy is trying to start a rumor, dr spectred did nothing wrong that anyone knows of

[gilded igloo]

i will check him out ty

[undone nacelle]

hes probably the best balatro youtuber if youre thinking of getting better

[gilded igloo]

sounds good

[lavish zenith]

man trolling really got weird in 2025

[jaunty mason]

i only watch Roffle Lite

[orchid lintel]

how tf does this game manage to steal away 30 minutes of my life everytime I play?

[gilded igloo]

for me it steals almost 3 hours

woah

[lavish zenith]

no, he didn't

[undone nacelle]

i swtg if i dont get a baron in the next few antes i might actually lose this run

[orchid lintel]

I think you mean DrDisrespect?

lmao

[undone nacelle]

THATS DR DRISRESPECT

[orchid lintel]

he is the one

[undone nacelle]

LMFAOOOO

[jaunty mason]

and plus since when i said like idk this dude he dmed me saying this

[undone nacelle]

someone mistook balatro university as dr disrespect

[gilded igloo]

dr disre-spectred

[undone nacelle]

crazy ahh first message

[lavish zenith]

lmao fuck

[jaunty mason]

idk the dude he @ ed me and accused me

[undone nacelle]

bros in love

[dark osprey]

lost a run because of skill issue award

[undone nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/w-gif-15656275064413132464

[lavish zenith]

<@&1133519078540185692> please get this guy out of here

[undone nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-good-night-gif-218434852118579056

anyway ill be going back to balatro

[gilded igloo]

ngl I get him i’d do the same for a guy named donkeymaxxer

[jaunty mason]

nah it aint even funny because this is actually serious for something i got brought up in for no reason

[orchid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-make-him-play-dustborn-mods-ltg-low-tier-god-dustborn-gif-3660648666126846441

[jaunty mason]

bro

[lavish zenith]

mods, curse him so that he can never win a game of bingo ever

[jaunty mason]

dude why?

[swift sail]

wtf was that

[jaunty mason]

im like partially new and someone @ ed me for something i never did or know him for

[lavish zenith]

highly suspicious specimen names jadxv, check the edit logs

[rocky glade]

This is the only server i'm in thats active rn

[swift sail]

yep - banned. Thanks folks

[lavish zenith]

swag swag

[orchid lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-blade-gif-2749742213453384048

[jaunty mason]

and uh my compensation? /j

[orchid lintel]

KR Blade mod, im waiting 😭

[lavish zenith]

man trolling got really weird in 2025

[undone nacelle]

1.enters balatro chat
2.somehow mistakes dr spectred for dr disrespects
3.dms a random guy
4.says hes madly in love with him
5.gets banned

peak

[orchid lintel]

average discord moment

[lavish zenith]

no he started out with the dr spectred stuff and it wasn't a mistake

[undone nacelle]

wait lemme fix it then

[lavish zenith]

pretty sure his motivation was to try to start a nasty rumor

[wind dove]

who should I watch for balatro tips

[orchid lintel]

Balatro is fun
but like
not like real gambling

[rigid yacht]

i used to have that burger cat as pfp too

[lavish zenith]

"it's not actual gambling it's just a gambling themed video game" i insist as i throw away the entire run because im due for a royal flush against this boss blind

[undone nacelle]

the chicot manacle farming begins

im on ante 10 rn

[orchid lintel]

You need the dopamine rush from betting your entire live away, ending in debt and sleeping in box

[lavish zenith]

the swag boykisser !!

[undone nacelle]

if i do this for like upto ante 20 ill have 21 hand size

[queen relic]

Balatro is not like gambling, its like crack

[undone nacelle]

balatro univeristy always

[lavish zenith]

balatro is like a roguelike deckbuilder

balatro is like a video game

[orchid lintel]

I threw one of my best noob runs recently just to score a royal flush and get the achievement 😭

[queen relic]

Very intelligent induvidual you have opened my eyes to the truth

[undone nacelle]

did you get the achievement atleast

[lavish zenith]

they say im the balatro whisperer

i know this game inside and out

[orchid lintel]

yeah
and i found out it is mistranslated in my language on Steam lol

[lavish zenith]

im the only one in the world who understands balatro

[queen relic]

You know what else is like a video game?

[orchid lintel]

taxes

[queen relic]

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-memes-gif-19121279

[gilded igloo]

are you developer (joke)

[lavish zenith]

last week someone walked up to me and said they understand balatro too. i punched him and threw him off a bridge

[orchid lintel]

Balatro is this generation's Plants vs Zombies

And I'm not wrong

[lavish zenith]

balatro is pretty alright i give it like an 8.5 out of 10

[queen relic]

Balatro is like this generations luigi poker

[gilded igloo]

i give it 10 because it is video game cocaine

[orchid lintel]

I never played luigi poker

[lavish zenith]

i give nuclear throne a 9.5 out of 10

[queen relic]

Missed out on gambling young

[orchid lintel]

I played Fire Emblem Heroes

[wind dove]

erm well actually in technical terms, one could potentially utilize the money the game has provided them for a "reroll". This situation is the textbook definition of gambling.
Gam-ba-ling
1️⃣ The usage of a risky decision for a desired outcome.
2️⃣ Paying money in a select choice of games to make profit

[undone nacelle]

im actually gonna go insane. im just boss rerolling for manacle. and like i get it after the 23rd reroll and then instantly click boss reroll again and lose it

[undone nacelle]

balatro is gambling with time

[lavish zenith]

why are you doing so much boss rerolling

[queen relic]

Anytime on balatro is NOT time wasted

[lavish zenith]

what's the manacle got to do with anything

[undone nacelle]

DOUBLE CHICOT

+1 HAND SIZE

+1 HAPPY

[orchid lintel]

Balatro the Movie and it's like that one scene in The Hangover with Zach Galifianakis counting cards and doing funny stuff in between

[lavish zenith]

wait is that how chicot works

woah

[undone nacelle]

basically chicot doesnt actually stop the boss. it just gives you a positive buff equal to the boss's effect. so with 2 chicots you get +1 hand size whenever you fight the manacle

[lavish zenith]

what's so special about that?

it's not permanent is it

[undone nacelle]

permanent hand size

for some reason

[gilded igloo]

what is best jokers and how do i guarantee getting them (if possible)

[lavish zenith]

WHAT

[orchid lintel]

so

-1
0
+1

is that it?

[undone nacelle]

yes

[wind dove]

Erm well actually, you can't take a "risky decision" when it comes to time. Time goes on at the same pace no matter what and in the game of Balatro, the user actually doesn't use time to make a better impact on what joker they get. Therefore, the user isn't utilizing time for gambling but instead utilizing it for a more thought out decision.

[lavish zenith]

there is no guarantee. the best joker is the joker that's best given your current situation

[undone nacelle]

with 3 chicots youi get +2 handsize

[orchid lintel]

how does that work with other bosses?

[undone nacelle]

on the needle you get like +10 hands

but that isnt permanent

same with water

[lavish zenith]

so chicot lets you scale exponentially?

[undone nacelle]

you get like an insane amount of discards

[undone nacelle]

yeah

[lavish zenith]

wow

[undone nacelle]

theres also another way to do this that was discovered recently

[gilded igloo]

k thanks

[orchid lintel]

so, how do u get duplicate jokers for that?

[red hamlet]

Invisible joker

[wind dove]

imagine 1000 yoricks ready

[lavish zenith]

does the exponential growth go faster than boss blinds grow?

[undone nacelle]

on the crimson heart boss due to a bug when you have a turtle bean and another joker. everytime it goes off the turtle bean and then back to the turtle bean it gives you +5 hand size

[undone nacelle]

nothing and i mean nothing grows faster than the boss blinds cus the boss blinds will eventually reach nan

which is unbeatable

[lavish zenith]

aw

[undone nacelle]

but you can go to ante 39 with it if you can use it well

im trying to get naneinf myself

[lavish zenith]

is that the killscreen, then?

[undone nacelle]

naneinf = not a number x 10^infinity

[undone nacelle]

yeah

[lavish zenith]

balatro has a killscreen wow

[red hamlet]

There's also nane-inf

[lavish zenith]

but up until the killscreen it's exponential right?

[red hamlet]

691 chicots on violet vessel

[undone nacelle]

is that like 0.0000000000........1

[red hamlet]

Rounds down to 0 and softlocks the game

[lavish zenith]

blind size i mean

[undone nacelle]

lmao

[undone nacelle]

i mean more or less

even without this you can get to ante 39 btw

[wind dove]

ante 4 white stake

[undone nacelle]

so like up until the killscreen theres other ways to go there without needing chicot

this is just for the funsies

[red hamlet]

[undone nacelle]

and also cus its super op

[lavish zenith]

yes but i assume not with polynomial scaling

[undone nacelle]

also how tf do you even do that? legendary jokers cant get eternal can they?

[red hamlet]

I got curious what happened s so I used debug mod

[lavish zenith]

is this how you got chicot maxed in your stats

[red hamlet]

Yeah lmfao

[undone nacelle]

i think the chicot one is faster than the bean bug right?

[red hamlet]

Chicot enjoyer

[undone nacelle]

cus with bean you can get like +7 per 8 rounds and chicot gets you also +7 but its more conssitent

[lavish zenith]

riff raff enjoyer

[red hamlet]

Chicot can do it every ante

[lavish zenith]

what's gros michel doin there tho

[undone nacelle]

i guess the bean one is better cus its an uncommon joker and super easy. and you can use burgler setups

[undone nacelle]

yeah thats what i mean +7 per 8 rounds cus the final boss cant be manacle

[red hamlet]

Riff raff

Also another test

Tested eternal gros and it wouldn't die

[lavish zenith]

lovely

[red hamlet]

Turns out it was luck that it made it to ante 8

Nothing to do with eternal

[lavish zenith]

bana eternal

anana

[red hamlet]

24 rounds, 1/6 missed every time

[lavish zenith]

ananaba

im hungry! bestie what should i have for dinner

[red hamlet]

Krokiety

[lavish zenith]

huh whuh

ain't that the thing sniper tf2 says sometimes

[queen relic]

I think thats all austrailians

Oh wait Australians aren’t real nvm

[lavish zenith]

i need to eat something before 10 i have fasting labs i need to get done before my appointment with a doctor who's gonna set me up with hrt

[red hamlet]

That's crikey

Krokiety

With borsch

[lavish zenith]

what is that !

[queen relic]

Looks like burrito

[red hamlet]

Kinda?

[lavish zenith]

no sorry that's a computer image i can't eat that

haven't you ever heard of the treachery of images?

[undone nacelle]

ITS TIME TO GAMBLE

[red hamlet]

It's basically a crepe rolled and filled

[undone nacelle]

I JUST GOT MY 6TH SENSE

I HAVE SEVEN 6 IN MYDECK

[queen relic]

Is this a sign to put it all on red

[undone nacelle]

I NEED CRYPTID OR ECTOPLASM

[lavish zenith]

fun fact i managed to get sixth sense combo with dna on my very first run

[undone nacelle]

i literlaly saw a baron in the shop but i need to get ectoplasm now :(

[lavish zenith]

not a combo a lot of people bring up but it's pretty dang good

i need food what should i eat

[queen relic]

Whatever you want man

Im not your mother

[undone nacelle]

guys help. is voucher skip worth the 300 dollars and the 6th sense proc i lose from not playing the round?

[clever scarab]

I discovered that combo a week or two ago, it was fun for a little while

[undone nacelle]

for voucher i still need overstock, overstock plus, omen globe, reroll glut, petroglyph, obervatory, telescope

i think ill play the round

since i need to replace 6th sense as fast as i can

[neon wren]

you have the rerolls, don't care about bosses...

overstock is a big deal though

[undone nacelle]

actually true

playing the round was probably a mistake

[neon wren]

well you don't have double tags so it's only one out of the what...10 available?

[undone nacelle]

first 6th sense of the game is a wrath and i have 500 dollars

very cool

[undone nacelle]

well no if i got any of the ones i mentioned id be pogging out of my mind

[neon wren]

what are you hoping for? better scoring is going to be needed soon

[undone nacelle]

mainly omen globe

[neon wren]

well it's ante 10, you have the seed now

[undone nacelle]

i need ectoplasms asap. when you have 2 chicots and a perkeo clogging your joker slots it becomes hard to score

[lavish zenith]

you need planets boy

[valid heath]

Best duo joker for play full house

[undone nacelle]

problem is im gonna pivot to baron later but im using flush five to survive for now

[valid heath]

Play balatro on portrait screen

[undone nacelle]

ok this is the point where the score is too high

i need to reroll until i find a baron

or else i lose

i guess a idol saves me too

[undone nacelle]

heres what im thinking

i have a wraith

which has a chance for baron

ill reroll to 0 or until i find as many rare jokers i can get

so like if i get 3 rare jokers taht 3 out of the baron list

then ill use the wraith and hope for the baron

[sly quartz]

Guys anyone have record of negative score?

[undone nacelle]

i got a tribe goddamnit

welp thats ggs

[sly quartz]

I think it is possible to negative score if we buy joker stencil before ante 4

[undone nacelle]

i kinda threw the run like 4 antes ago where i skipped the baron for the 6th sense. no point in getting op stuff if you cant even survive the higher antes

[undone nacelle]

wtf

first time ive seen that

[sly quartz]

Did anyone ever got negative score tho

By this way it should possible

[vagrant bane]

New joker

[undone nacelle]

MAYBE THERES A CHANCE

i had like 4 deaths saved up so turned all of them to steel red seal

[sly quartz]

Where is da baronD: