🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

wonder if I can grab myself a death or smth

also showman could be funny

ofcourse hook is sniping my kings

[sand talon]

Guys.....

balala

[sand talon]

Bro didn't you have like a negative PERKEO like fucking yesterday? Wtf

[sand talon]

Bros building a sky scrapper with those double tage

[solar portal]

anagylph moment

[sand talon]

A negative would be lovely

[torpid yarrow]

found negative blueprint, just cant find a poly or red seal king ect

need that blueprint on glass kings

[sand talon]

Riyal

[sand talon]

Go for the uh.... Uh.... Buskin sock

[turbid ermine]

Imagine if legendary jokers could appear with stickers

[sand talon]

What stickers?

Also guys

I graduated

💯

[turbid ermine]

Eternal, rental, and I can’t remember the last name.

[sand talon]

Happie moment fr

[sand talon]

Perishable

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[turbid ermine]

Yea, imagine getting a soul and it’s a perishable

[sand talon]

My honest reaction:

[torpid yarrow]

typical baletro, finds 3 trib and negative blueprint from shop. cant find a sock

[sand talon]

I had this exact situation few days back I was having this super amazing run and could NOT able to find a sock like bro it's not even that rare 😭😭😭😭

Not even an IDOL

[proper marlin]

How good is the yellow and green deck

[sand talon]

I just died trying

[sand talon]

Yellow is good

[torpid yarrow]

legit about to lose cause i cant find it

[wild lily]

very gud and mid

[torpid yarrow]

@sand talon nevermind the baletro overlords listened to me

sock into reroll for another one

rather have blueprint dupe though

think i dont buy tbh, early on dont need score to live too hard withblueprint on sock atm

[rancid tundra]

the plant is gonna jump me

i can feel it

[slim junco]

read em and weep em or something

this game is getting to easy

I need to make my own mods again

/j

[winged merlin]

First ever win! It feels so rewarding!

[slim junco]

Nice!!

[regal hinge]

the best joker for the fragile challenge

[regal hinge]

gg's

[solar portal]

ohbaby a triple

[regal hinge]

yoo should i risk it for the biscuit?

ok

[proper marlin]

Yellow gid and green mid

[proper marlin]

Risk it gor the legendary biscuit

Wich ante it that btw

[slim junco]

Wait do I buy steel joker here?

I mean there is nothing worth selling

[regal hinge]

it was ante 6 i think i don't remember

but still cool run

[slim junco]

peak

[proper marlin]

Trying to get to ante 6 rn

[sand talon]

Dude you have 3 tribs, you can't die

[torpid yarrow]

yeh but want to reroll for blueprint and thinking how long it will be

[sand talon]

Also balala overlords listens to me too... They just ignore it :)

[sand talon]

No

[rigid grove]

what should i pick

[sand talon]

Steel scaling ain't that good.... Now start piling up the high card planet cards ffs

[slim junco]

get cryptid

[rigid grove]

Cryptid or ec

[paper sonnet]

the j

[sand talon]

Maybe the gold seal???

[slim junco]

Btw, offtopic but I sent you the seed from yesterday

[sand talon]

Money is very good

[frigid panther]

Walter

[regal hinge]

ectoplasm because you can get alot of kings from dna

[sand talon]

I saw cat man, thank you

[slim junco]

<3

[sand talon]

OMG GUYS ITS walter

[slim junco]

Real

[sand talon]

He looks sooo handsome

Where the ears tho

[quick prairie]

Seriously?

[sand talon]

Walder

[slim junco]

Scumptious

[frigid panther]

Someone give this guy shanmukh mod

[slim junco]

build so straight it started calling me slurs

[sand talon]

Ofc i would use those mod powers for good use........

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-homelander-the-boys-drinking-milkshake-sounds-good-gif-9322054091493311071

https://tenor.com/view/googas-wet-wet-cat-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-20820186

[opaque shard]

Wraith spawning vagabond will never not be funny

[solar portal]

LMFAO

amazing build btx

btw

all the straight staples... and delayed

[proper marlin]

HOW GOOD IS THE BLACK DECK

[solar portal]

it's the w orst in the game

[torpid yarrow]

typical 3 trib + negative blueprint from shop gone to waste

[slim junco]

wrong, black deck is so peak

[opaque shard]

White stake: Have fun heehee :)

Gold stake: Win no matter who gets hurt.

[slim junco]

R.I.P.

[opaque shard]

Rip

[solar portal]

real as fuck

[slim junco]

Does Mime retrigger baron or am I stupid?

[opaque shard]

Yea

All card held in hand abilities

Part of understanding Balatro is knowing "card does x thing, yes even with that method"

Except glass joker not activating with spectrals for whatever reason

[rigid grove]

aaaaa

Perkeo in 2nd round

Random seed

should i sell perkeo guys

[tulip locust]

Sell your soul

[light vortex]

Hihi

[strong rose]

sylveon pfp

!!

[rigid grove]

YWEJXFG8

this is the seed

[strong rose]

nice

[gleaming owl]

My discover weekly is fire

[daring dagger]

I GOT TRIBOULET ON ABANDONED DECK 😭

[kind aurora]

Pareidolia time

Oh wait that's only kings and queens

[drowsy shore]

Hey guys!
If I buy a steam key, can I play on iPad or iPhone too?

[opal meteor]

no lol

[drowsy shore]

Ou, so i need to buy another copy for apple

Crazy

[opal meteor]

yes

[hollow widget]

Jackpot Joker
if your hand contains three 7s you get a misprint like effect
(20 chips, 5 mult, 10 mult, 20 mult or rare-ish *2 mult)

[red hamlet]

Jackpot Joker
when you play a hand, dante shows up, screams jackpot and shoots you in the head with a bullet that says Jackpot on it

[hollow widget]

Also a solid idea

[red hamlet]

need april already

i wanna hear dante try to land shitty jokes

[strong rose]

sounds nice

[brave saddle]

funni

inconsistent tho

😭

[red hamlet]

and misprint isn't?

[strong rose]

misprint ✨✨

[red hamlet]

Wheel:
Bloodstone:
Space Joker:

[hollow widget]

Big value early game bad mid late

[brave saddle]

tru

[strong rose]

wheel of fortune

[brave saddle]

oh yea early game exists

[hollow widget]

But also maybe add 1 in 100 to win money ?

[strong rose]

my most played tarot

lol

[brave saddle]

was thinking about deck fixing lmfao

[light vortex]

I've seen this glitch when watching Roffle, why does square joker be tall sometimes (or is it a cryptid jonkler)

[proper marlin]

How good is black deck

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

this is how u aura farm

[brave saddle]

old vid

[slim junco]

take notes

[light vortex]

Ah

[brave saddle]

back then square joker wasnt a square

[proper marlin]

How good is black deck GUYS

[red hamlet]

taking notes on how to not aura farm

[red hamlet]

worst deck in the game

[hollow widget]

Ranges from very fun to breaking a monitor

[strong rose]

black deck

[brave saddle]

black deck early game sucks

[strong rose]

the -1 hand?

[brave saddle]

ye

[hollow widget]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

-1 hand,
+1 joker slot

[hollow widget]

+1 joker slot

[strong rose]

yea thats a bully

[brave saddle]

if u took off the +1 joker slot it wouldnt feel any different

[strong rose]

got lucky tho

[hollow widget]

How cool would it be to have multiplayer without needs mods

I play on mobile and I want to play v friends :c

[brave saddle]

very

[light vortex]

Hehe hehe "Cloker"

[red hamlet]

??????

[slim junco]

@amber burrow

[hollow widget]

bruh

[proper marlin]

How is multiplayer like

[slim junco]

we aint forget ur previous message

[brave saddle]

balatro battle royale

[red hamlet]

ironic racism is still racism bro

[brave saddle]

balatroyale

[hollow widget]

Yeah tournament mode or sth would slap

[brave saddle]

10 ppl same seed

[proper marlin]

Its a jike dawg

[red hamlet]

ok?

[brave saddle]

racism isnt a good joke

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

[brave saddle]

banana

:cavendish:

:<

[proper marlin]

Fine fine i am sorry guys

[brave saddle]

:jimbo:

[red hamlet]

dark humor mfs be like
😂 HAHA RACISM GET IT?

[brave saddle]

[proper marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

[brave saddle]

[red hamlet]

🙏 aura farming

[slim junco]

ur forgiven

thats how u aura farm

@proper marlin lets paste that gif in #🕹・game-discussion and troll the nerds there

#🎙・server-chat supremacy

[proper marlin]

Thats the best idea i heard after buying balatro

[slim junco]

this chat has the balance bw balatro and normal convos

the nerds in game discussion talk about random numbers

[brave saddle]

[proper marlin]

Eevry person in game discussion has a balanced Sweat pool off about 20 tons

Nough said

[brave saddle]

1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x Again! 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x 1.5x

[red hamlet]

It's almost as if that chat is exclusively for talking about the game mechanics

Crazy, i know

[brave saddle]

do this like 10 more times

[proper marlin]

Who wouldve guessed

[drowsy shoal]

CHICOT BEING USEFUL???

[red hamlet]

chicot never useful

chicot getting sold asap

[proper marlin]

😱

[slim junco]

ikr

its like

[brave saddle]

[slim junco]

they sweat over numbers

@cyan solstice we won't do it again man.. we're sorry

[brave saddle]

man see number go up man happy

[quaint stream]

This brings me happiness

[drowsy shoal]

Context: this is the build going into the plant this ante

[proper marlin]

Like how fo you sweat and at the same time lose ante 11, bro ciuldnt be me frfr ong

[slim junco]

😭

[red hamlet]

average photochad user be like
oh not, not hte plant, not grass

[slim junco]

na no way thats so sad

[quick moat]

[quaint stream]

You don't lose on ante 11 and above

You lost at ante 11

[proper marlin]

I need to unlock blueprint someday, so i need the bkueprint for that

[red hamlet]

real face builds touch grass

[quaint stream]

Boo

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

this so hard

[brave saddle]

plant was the last boss blind i unlocked lol

[slim junco]

this is literally the definition of aura farming

[proper marlin]

I swear i nearly threw my friends into a pit off fire on how they called bakatro based and they dint even know what it is

[slim junco]

look at him

[proper marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

[light vortex]

What the hell is happening here? There's so much untamed chaos...

[brave saddle]

imgflip.com

[molten barn]

https://tenor.com/view/chopper-chopper-one-piece-tony-tony-chopper-one-piece-reindeer-gif-6035813805876553698

[proper marlin]

DO A FLIP

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/brazilian-luffy-dance-gif-14601096355637687758

we're aura farming

showing our decks n havin fun man

[slim junco]

not like the nerds in #🕹・game-discussion

[static jackal]

balatro 🤤

[slim junco]

ante 32 naneinf seedless

🤓

[proper marlin]

I swear i nearly suckerpunched my friends after they called balatro a based, Noob level game

[slim junco]

na u should have

[proper marlin]

👿

[slim junco]

balatro amazin

[proper marlin]

My friends have a combined IQ off game discussions bro

[proper marlin]

Lets not count into the negatives yet tho

[bronze cape]

carved out a fun royal flush build

which should i sell here

[slim junco]

sell the garfild joker

[brave saddle]

bat

baseball card

go byebye

[red hamlet]

naaaah

[bronze cape]

ill continue the run tomorrow lol

[brave saddle]

has anyone beaten black deck gold stake jokerless

[slim junco]

@neon saddle

HE HAS

hes v good at the game

[neon saddle]

hi

i havent

he liar

hes gonna get banned soon

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=393RyKvmWfE

[quaint stream]

Sounds like something in hell

[bronze cape]

ofc its balatro uni

[brave saddle]

ofc it's drspectred

[quaint stream]

I am not surprised

[slim junco]

what

why

[neon saddle]

hmmm..

[zinc glen]

jimbo on his way to my bed every night

[polar hill]

wouldn't trust jimbo as my driver

i feel like bro always drives under the influence

and lookin' pretty sussy too

idk

something about him feels off

[cunning crag]

Hmm...

Nah id give my credit card number to that guy

And my car keys

[polar hill]

I saw that

[slim junco]

it was just a little happy acciedent

a little whoopsie daisy

[grand dune]

Yooooooo....

Am I cooking or what?

[finite phoenix]

I’m quite late but selling baseball and putting both on dice could’ve been quite sexy if you have enough lucky cards

[ionic urchin]

oh my god

[finite phoenix]

Since that’s guaranteed mult hit with each lucky card so your cat is getting juiced up like crazy

[round eagle]

Just got 3 negatives (anaglyph) and all 3 were perishable rental

[real sparrow]

You can’t copy oops

[finite phoenix]

Oh

Nvm

I somehow feel like I’ve copied oops before

I’m hallucinating

[red hamlet]

his license is expired

so he can't drive anyways

[slim junco]

So excited for Balatro and Friends 5 👀

imo I could see Far cry 2 and Subnautica cards coming, etc

[dire totem]

I need a Fortnite card for the funny

Imagine jonesy as the jack

https://tenor.com/view/jorito-jorito-gifs-absoulte-gaming-absolute-peak-gif-10300411951011034280

[red hamlet]

jonesy is king, what

he's been there the whole time

no wait, hta'ts sam reich

[vernal plinth]

i uh..

[tiny oracle]

hi guys the popcorn joker card that does +20 mult and -4 mult per round played is it all rounds played til now or rounds played after adding it?

[vernal plinth]

hard decision

[polar hill]

is it announced anywhere?

[vernal plinth]

the latter

[tiny oracle]

ok thank uuuuuu

[slim junco]

Not officially butttt

[finite phoenix]

Blessed run

[vernal plinth]

and it's plasma deck, if i sell chip joker i'll die instantly, sell sock buskin here?

[polar hill]

fair, but I wonder where u got this info 'from, cuz i'm curious

[vernal plinth]

also uh it's not that blessed, i had a mime but i had to sell it for invisible joker duplicates brainstorm

[open lagoon]

Does the very first blind tag have every tag possible or only some? Is spam resetting till I get negative worth my time or is it impossible?

[grand dune]

Alas, poor Yorick:

[vernal plinth]

yo it's merry Andrew and Yorick

auto win

[red hamlet]

FRIENDS OF JIMBO 5 PLEASE

[open lagoon]

This is the best thing I’ve seen on this server

[red hamlet]

THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

[vernal plinth]

all but yeah, random

[red hamlet]

[open lagoon]

Alr

[red hamlet]

vicoding aces

[vernal plinth]

@red hamlet help me, sell sock buskin here?

[red hamlet]

i would've sold the triple man to get even more money cause i'm a greedy boy

[vernal plinth]

i'll instantly die next blind-

if i actually do that

[minor nacelle]

is there a discord server for the cryptid mod?

[finite phoenix]

I would kill for this

[red hamlet]

https://discord.gg/unbalanced

[grand dune]

I have so many discards, I can just fish for royal flushes more often now, hahahahaua

[vernal plinth]

intentionally unbalanced

[red hamlet]

🤢 A FUCKING AD IN 2025

[tiny oracle]

chat am i cooked?

[red hamlet]

what's your played hand?

the lvl 7 one

[tiny oracle]

flush

[red hamlet]

can't you turn the 2 aces and a 10 into clubs

with the moon

[tiny oracle]

i tried finding a way to get straight flush from the converter tarots but idt i can

wait what

[red hamlet]

you have the moon

makes cards into clubs

[tiny oracle]

Yea i can but it wont get me to 300k

[red hamlet]

what's popcorn at

16?

[tiny oracle]

20

[red hamlet]

ok so

use Moon on 2 aces and 10

use strength on the 7 and 3

it'll get you 130k

you can even slow the game down

and alt f4 if it doesn't

172k even

with the steel 5 held in hand

[empty smelt]

I finally beat green stake,,,

[tiny oracle]

oh wait i forgot about that acrobat card loool

wait lemme try

[red hamlet]

yeah lmfao

[empty smelt]

What stake do you unlock plasma?

[red hamlet]

blue

[empty smelt]

Damn

Thought it was orange

[red hamlet]

that's erratic

[jaunty halo]

what do

this random seed is nuts

[red hamlet]

i'd sell burger for blueprint

then your worst hit becomes dice for invis

[steady ice]

What’s this tool?

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[tiny oracle]

yaaaaayyy letsgooooo

[steady ice]

Ty

[tiny oracle]

tysm

[red hamlet]

[jaunty halo]

are you kidding me lol, invis copied dice AGAIN

[red hamlet]

Lmfao

[red hamlet]

Wheel of fortune can't miss anymore

[jaunty halo]

twice in the same run

[red hamlet]

Glass cards absolutely unusable

Lucky cards go hard tho

Make lucky heart 2, 3 4s and 5s

[jaunty halo]

yeah i'm mostly trying to copy lucky cards

[red hamlet]

For hack

Money and mult through the roof

[jaunty halo]

already ahead of you lol

[red hamlet]

And remember to put them first

Mult and luckies then normal hearts when you play the hand

People forget order matters

[jaunty halo]

should i copy hack or dice/blood here?

[red hamlet]

blueprint far left, brainstorm wherever

actually

blueprint on bloodstone

brainstorm on hack

[steady ice]

how do you get idol and dusk to work? am I blind

[red hamlet]

click on dusk so it spawns in joker slots
click it there
change vlaue to 1

idol value will change what card it targets

[shut wharf]

What happens if I make a bunch of copies of the death card with Eric's help to make the bell choose more than 5 cards?

[jaunty halo]

omg

we're cooking

[grand dune]

To banana, or not to banana, that is the question

[red hamlet]

👋 bye bye one dice

[jaunty halo]

maybe sell dice here?

ye

[grand dune]

Might need to change my profile, lol

[red hamlet]

starting to realize it's very limiting on higher antes? xdd

[empty smelt]

My ass can NOT do black stake, i aint ready for blue stake…

[grand dune]

No, I just can't replicate that euphoric build ever again

[red hamlet]

HOLY SHIT

[slender eagle]

I got this amazing run in the fragile deck challenge (vanilla ofc) and my first joker was a negative erosion, followed soon after by a stencil and so many jupiters. I actually got to ante 12 before losing, so this was actually pretty insane. and, ofc, I forgot to take the seed

[red hamlet]

mega spectral pack in first shop
took a free shop tag
aura and deja vu
aura hits polychrome

[vivid island]

you can't death again after that, the two cards are locked in and picking a third card makes death unuseable.

[slim junco]

dude video poker is NOT just like balatro, i lost 1000 on that shit

[rapid vigil]

do we skip gang

[red hamlet]

no

[jaunty halo]

do i ever take dna here?

[rapid vigil]

we are so skipping

[cursive trench]

hell yeah double tag my beloved

[red hamlet]

run is dead 🙂

[elfin tapir]

no

also switch the hack for bloodstone

[devout thunder]

Copy bloodstone and hack

[grand dune]

Welp, it was fun:

[red hamlet]

1 copy on each

[grand dune]

Never emptied out my deck before lol

[devout thunder]

Or double copy hack when playing lucky cards for more cat triggers and copy both when you want to score

[drowsy shoal]

what early oujia + burnt joker does do an mf

[grand dune]

You maniac

[rapid vigil]

we got cooked

🫡

[drowsy shoal]

fym we

why are you skipping with a gold joker

[red hamlet]

cause he thought it would be funny

[rapid vigil]

me when i gamble for negative joker

just to get negative pop corn

[red hamlet]

fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your ancestors, fuck your gene pool

🗿 dumbass boss

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[red hamlet]

🗿

[rapid vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101229740985168024/1249145872864772267/togif.gif

[rapid vigil]

peak

[karmic halo]

I love cats

I love you

[slender eagle]

oof, why so?

[spare kite]

im so balatroing right now

[red hamlet]

🗿 because only jokers i got were for straights and it wouldn't give me any kings or jacks to fucking make any

[slender eagle]

they truly made balatro about gambling huh

also is it me or are queens way more common in my runs than kings or jacks

[red hamlet]

OH MAN, SUCH COOL JOKERS

[slender eagle]

genuinely I got a 4 of a kind queen hand at the start of a run yesterday

[red hamlet]

ALL I NEED NOW IS ARCANA PACKS TO GET SOME ACES

OH WAIT

[slender eagle]

at least blueprint is there to uh... to uh.......

[red hamlet]

lady luck can suck my lady nuts

[sand talon]

INFINITE MULT

[slender eagle]

feels like I've seen this before yk

[sand talon]

Don't feel

[red hamlet]

cryptid has it

[slender eagle]

ahem #1209506514763522108 ahem wheel of hope ahem

[jaunty halo]

how does this build get better now besides showman/negatives?

[slender eagle]

exactly

[slender eagle]

if the lucky cat gets more mult than the bloodstone (basically impossible, but there's a slight chance in the long run)

[brave saddle]

idol maybe?

[red hamlet]

realistically, an idol with only 1 card type in deck

[jaunty halo]

true, i guess i need to deckfix to a particular card now then

i already have a lot of 3s lol

[brave saddle]

hanged man go brrrr

[sand talon]

I'm convinced this guy has opened multiple tabs of balatro related websites guides and stuff... And whenever someone said something that feels like a question he straight up pulls screenshots outta his azz and speedruns posting them in here and considers himself non competitive and just does this for fun.

[red hamlet]

god forbid i try to be helpful or inform people

[slender eagle]

doubt they'd be at that point yet (if they were, they'd probably be looking for barons and mimes)

[brave saddle]

tis a hack build

[red hamlet]

I'll shitpost from now on and post random gifs that don't help and only clog up the chat so people can't get any information
is that better?

[slender eagle]

don't you love it when you give advice just to be told it sucks or that they don't need you like they didn't even fucking ask for it in the first place????

[slender eagle]

don't get too mad man. those people are just there to annoy you. grab your cup of tea, your flower pot, your philosophical joker and relax

[sand talon]

It's not what I mean... It's the fact that you pull screenshots within seconds from various websites and searching up the thing that someone asked for particularly and I am amazed by the fact that you do this all in mere seconds

Bro you literally have a talent ngl

[red hamlet]

happens when you got depression so you spent years on the computer

[worn gust]

Stone cards are quite good i guess

[red hamlet]

yeah, if only my build did anything iwth stone cards

[brave saddle]

stone cards are

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

[brave saddle]

meh

[worn gust]

If you're playing 5 cards build yeah you're right

[red hamlet]

even if i didn't

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[worn gust]

Nah its a good amount of chips if you don't have any chip generator like me when i play highcard

[sand talon]

Guys....

I'm quitting balatro

[red hamlet]

RUN DEAD WOOOOOOOO

i'm gonna go play league

[sharp compass]

2 wins in a row

[red hamlet]

less frustrating

[sharp compass]

Average April fools youtuber

[sand talon]

For 20 seconds (challenge: Impossible)

[red hamlet]

Coming from someone who used to play destiny

[jaunty halo]

it's joever sadge

[sharp compass]

Also

(also at once)

[slender eagle]

i don watn you to fele panin

[red hamlet]

[jaunty halo]

no idol unfortunately

[slender eagle]

pov: literally any player after playing 7000 gazillion jupiters

(I'm any player)

[sharp compass]

Me

[sand talon]

Keep the blueprint on bloodstone

[sharp compass]

If i didn't unlock the family I could've got that too

[red hamlet]

1 copy on bloodstone 1 on hack bro

[slender eagle]

have you done the math? I didn't bother tbh

[sand talon]

Showman caused all of this 🙏

[red hamlet]

what's your flush level

[brave saddle]

why all on hack 😭😭😭😭

[jaunty halo]

oh did i cook it

[brave saddle]

sub optimal joker placement

[jaunty halo]

rip

[red hamlet]

what was your flush level

[brave saddle]

what's the lucky cat stat?

[jaunty halo]

like nearly 30

[sand talon]

I calculated presicely 1,300,277 possible solutions and only one can get you out of this situation

[jaunty halo]

can i check after the run?

[drowsy shoal]

putting bloodstone behind the blueprint eventually

[slender eagle]

least insane balatro player

[drowsy shoal]

for score

[brave saddle]

kinda

if u haven't clicked off

[jaunty halo]

ye i haven't

[brave saddle]

the game over screen

[brave saddle]

check collection

should show up

[sand talon]

No

[slender eagle]

Balatro players when they're forced to not calculate the best optimal route to get 0.00004 extra chips per hand

[karmic halo]

I actually play what's fun

[red hamlet]

[sand talon]

Still does it anyways

[red hamlet]

there's a pretty big diff

[karmic halo]

Who has the power for calculating dhit

[slender eagle]

insane difference

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[sand talon]

TOLD YOU, THIS GUY IS WORKING FOR BALATRO OVERTIME JIMBO IS PAYING HIM SALARY

[jaunty halo]

holy

[sand talon]

THIS GUY IS LITERALLY TECH SUPPORT OF BALATRO

[jaunty halo]

roughly 100x?

what ante does that get to

[brave saddle]

my first and only lucky cat centered run

[red hamlet]

100x cat?

[slender eagle]

luckatro

[brave saddle]

ish

[red hamlet]

1. that's 400 lucky card procs xdd

2. with lvl 15 flush xdd

mfw lucky cards are so rng that you can have insnae hand or the most dogshit hand ever

[brave saddle]

hail naw

sub optimal joker placement

[red hamlet]

realistically tho

with lvl 30 flush

[red hamlet]

[solar portal]

it's a 50 50

they either hit or they dont

[red hamlet]

5 glass would get e14 (and then explode cause dice)

[brave saddle]

asteroid coming to earth
50 50

[brave saddle]

it hits or it won't

[solar portal]

nothing ever happens

[sand talon]

Wheel of fortune

[brave saddle]

wof

@rawtone

that nerd isn't here

smh

[red hamlet]

[jaunty halo]

If any of you wanna try the seed and not botch the joker order completely like a noob like me btw it's 28BGZ3Y4

[stable quartz]

imagine being that 8.1%

[plush canopy]

is there a channel here dedicated to mods or anything like that?

[worldly compass]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506514763522108 https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408

[red hamlet]

Browse channels and roles
On the bottom

[plush canopy]

thx

[slender eagle]

pov: black deck

[lunar kiln]

when you "unlock" a joker, is that like it can now appear in that run or is it a permanent thing

and also same thing for vouchers

[slender eagle]

it's a permanent thing for all unlockables

anything you unlock, you can now find in the same run you're in

and also in any other run in the future

[lunar kiln]

oh so that's like something I should probably try and focus on then, right?

or at least for the more relevant ones

[slender eagle]

it would be a pain if you had to discard a royal flush every run to get a brainstorm

[slender eagle]

yes, you should

[lunar kiln]

okay cool

[slender eagle]

but some of them are quite bad, so you can leave those aside

[lunar kiln]

and for this?

[reef pine]

unlocking vouchers and jokers makes them available in all future runs, this however doesnt apply to Level 2 vouchers
To see a level 2 voucher you need it to be unlocked AND you need it currently have the level 1 counterpart in the run

[slender eagle]

when you load up the game the Ace in the middle will be replaced by something you need to unlock

[slender eagle]

same thing, however do note that there are 2 tiers of vouchers and if you unlock the second tier by playing the game you still need to get the first tier

[lunar kiln]

I see

[slender eagle]

for example, if you redeem 10 blanks (which unlocks the antimatter voucher) you still need to redeem the blank in order to be able to purchase the antimatter

[lunar kiln]

as in, it'll be one of the unlockables I don't have?

[slender eagle]

you have it unlocked forever, but you still need rng

[lunar kiln]

I redeemed a blank on my first run yesterday assuming I'd probably get something silly from it lol

[slender eagle]

for example, you unlock it forever, then at ante 2 you redeem a blank but you need to redeem antimatter at any other ante

[errant ridge]

has anyone gotten these and/or know if they are good

[slender eagle]

but you have antimatter forever unlocked for you to purchase

[slender eagle]

it's fake 99.9%

the only real official cards from balatro are the ones in the real life editions of the game

[errant ridge]

mkay that’s what i figured just seeing if there’s a chance it was real

[reef pine]

if you dont get it from the official merch store no one can guarantee its quality

[errant ridge]

is there any version of that that is high quality, ive been looking for something like it for a while

[agile pawn]

baron + mime build irl

[slender eagle]

wtf YouTube roffle is invading my discord

I don't even have youtube premium what is going on

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-girl-talk-fast-online-chat-gif-16273991575876544877

cavendish

[slender eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267651838241411114/1281430272889585676/02B63A56-1353-4567-956C-BC2590DDF04F.gif

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[slender eagle]

that's a ca

[slender eagle]

I wonder how balatro would be if it was woke

[red hamlet]

no straights, no flushes

[slender eagle]

cavendACE

[slender eagle]

true, true

strength is the only tarot card and can only be used on queens or jacks

[agile pawn]

you don't need premium for pip

[slender eagle]

cuz it's just testosterone and estrogen

[slender eagle]

how do I enable it then

because it never worked ever for me

except just then

[slender eagle]

I have it allowed but it doesn't work

it just says I need YT premium to reproduce content outside of the YouTube app

I literally just tried and it doesn't work 😭

[agile pawn]

idk i've always been able to even without yt revanced

[red hamlet]

dajimbo

[slender eagle]

lucky mf

[tranquil gull]

yeah watching videos in pip has always been a base feature

[slender eagle]

get this man some magicians cuz he's gonna pull that <$20>

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balala-mult-xmult-hologram-gif-15821884261915944833

[sour linden]

What do i sell

i need it to survive

[red hamlet]

lil' bit late methinks

[sour linden]

blue print?

[sour linden]

i need 4 extra cards for scoring

[drowsy shoal]

why are we selling blueprint over brainstorm

[sour linden]

so i can get it back later if i drop an ecto

i already did it once

[red hamlet]

probs blueprint then

[sour linden]

now i gotta shuffle around 4 jokers

lol

[red hamlet]

xdd

[sour linden]

i died like a clown

[red hamlet]

jimbo'd

[sour linden]

i copied the wrong king

D::::

[red hamlet]

7/8
did you only copy once?

oh, used all h ands i guess

[sour linden]

i copied the gold instead of steel

im a dumbass

[red hamlet]

damn

oh damn, i missed a colin furze garage update

[sour linden]

no way

Wtf is this run

[red hamlet]

all face no cheese

The Plant is coming

[sour linden]

nah the manacle

[lavish zenith]

how was your sleep with your froge ?

[red hamlet]

pretty aight

[lavish zenith]

cool cool :3

[red hamlet]

i'm trying to fix my slepe schedule so i'm going on like

4h of slepes

yes i'm aware it's awful for health

[lavish zenith]

the sleeper

[red hamlet]

holy shit space engineers 2 is lookin' good

[stark comet]

ooh forgot about that

[red hamlet]

they gave us a sneak peek at more water stuff

[vagrant bane]

Ain't no way

I got counterfeited in balatro

(Counterfeit is a thing that can occur in regular poker like of you have 3Spade3Diamond and the board is 4Diamond4Heart2Heart6Club6Diamond

And if the opponent has pair of eights you lose, you don't share the chips

And I'm doing the mouth blind I have 4 Ace of Diamonds, and a 2 of diamond but I cant play it cause of the mouth (flush)

[craggy pelican]

Uh... how do I mod the game?

[red hamlet]

pop into id:browse and grab the modding channels
and start here https://github.com/Steamodded/smods

[prime gull]

Is there a strategy to winning these things? I havent won a single deck and ive played hours and hours so far. I mostly just hope I get the misprint joker and pray the multiplier stacks enough. Only got to ante 7 on red deck so far

[red hamlet]

misprint doesn't scale and is very rng

you want scaling jokers, ideally some flat mult from planets and then Xmult jokers

like constellation or hologram

[prime gull]

The next closest i got was ante 6 with 3 2 pair jokers that scaled good but not nearly as much as misprint

[red hamlet]

try to stay above 25 dollars

[prime gull]

Also how am I supposed to do anything when it comes to the antes that deal the cards face down

[red hamlet]

use arcana and spectral packs to fix your deck so it's mostly cards you can work with

[drifting sorrel]

oh i can finally talk

hello

[uncut magnet]

Misprint can be good until it’s not

[drifting sorrel]

yeah that is kinda the thing with a completely random card

[uncut magnet]

Yeah 😂

To bad oops all sixes doesn’t increase the odds or something

[drifting sorrel]

that'd be wild

odds of. doing what i wonder

i mean yeah i suppose it could just increase the chances of better rolls but idk feels like it doesn't really match with what oops all 6'es does

[wanton monolith]

(Seeded game tho)

[drifting sorrel]

hell yeah

[uncut magnet]

Noooooo

Doesn’t count

[wanton monolith]

Im a noob at this game so lmao

[uncut magnet]

Two tribs is diabolical

[wanton monolith]

Triple cavendish

[drifting sorrel]

a negative trib no less

[uncut magnet]

Erm get good

lol 😂

[red hamlet]

unseeded ✌️

[ornate dawn]

i have no idea how i won with these jokers but i did what the fuck

[red hamlet]

has 2 souls (2nd one was chicot/10 bucks)

[uncut magnet]

🤤

[drifting sorrel]

jesus that is quite a combo

i gotta respect it

[ornate dawn]

7 hand size btw that shit scary

[uncut magnet]

You got a lot of multipliers so

[drifting sorrel]

horrifying

[wanton monolith]

I was just having fun, im not good at this game

[red hamlet]

A lot of planets for xmult
x3 from stencil
potential 1.5x per heart
big chips from bull
bunch of flat mult from shoot the moon

it's a good combo

[lunar kiln]

well thats cool (standard 52 card deck lol)

if only the queen of hearts was there though

[uncut magnet]

I need to get a 5 stencil run

I had three one time

[ornate dawn]

bloodstone i got right before big boss and it got debuffed instatly (heart) so it did nothing lol

[oblique isle]

Or you can become machamp and get 4 raised fists at once

[uncut magnet]

Unfortunately it wasn’t eternal so when I got anke I couldn’t duplicate it

[drifting sorrel]

i've been spending the last half an hour trying to get the five of a kind planet card because it's the only one i don't have

i have flush five and flush house but regular five of a kind is eluding me

[red hamlet]

worst deck in the game for me man

[drifting sorrel]

it does suck

[red hamlet]

i fucking love getting seance and superposition

[red hamlet]

one of the best decks in the game actually

[drifting sorrel]

gotta be real my favourite deck is green deck

[opaque shard]

Nebula <<<<<

[oblique isle]

I should gold nebula after green

[red hamlet]

legit about to lose it and just cheat the gold stake for blue deck

all my rng is in other decks

i'm probably gonna have the easiest black deck gold stake in the world

[prime gull]

about to lose to the fish because i cant win with the draw face down

how is this even winable i dont understand

[feral mantle]

I love blue deck❤️‍🩹

[feral mantle]

I hate the fish and the house

[drifting sorrel]

finaly

finally

[wary drum]

At least its better than plant

[red hamlet]

yeah i give up

blue deck is dead to me

[prime gull]

what is plant

[worldly compass]

debuff all face cards

[prime gull]

id rake that over not being able to see what i am playing

[drifting sorrel]

personally i'm a big The Pillar hater

[green vessel]

I hate The Needle, at least I think that's the one that only let's you have 1 hand to play

[prime gull]

ive won the needle before

but never fish or house

[red hamlet]

needle is the size of a small blind

[green vessel]

Ruined my best run ever I was so close to a new difficulty

[green vessel]

Yeah but my hand was HEAVILY reliant on full house and somehow I was extremely unlucky that one blind

[wary drum]

Most times I get needle I have burglarprint

[opaque shard]

That's cropped porn

<@&1133519078540185692>

[quasi yacht]

thats meme

lol

[daring dagger]

EXCUSE ME???

[quasi yacht]

on gold stake all this would be perishable and rental

[wary drum]

I love anaglyph deck

[drifting sorrel]

i've been running with a gros michel for like 4 antes now please someone kill this banana

[opaque shard]

I mean it's kinda weird to send it here

[dire totem]

I am now called Professor Balatro by my friends, I have won at life

[red hamlet]

that's this guy

[quasi yacht]

mr balala

[dire totem]

Nah he’s the university

[drifting sorrel]

dr. jokerpoker

[dire totem]

I am one of his humble servants

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-friends-of-jimbo-real-rage-gif-16064779985931724074

[quasi yacht]

jimbo

[dire totem]

That’s Jimbo yes

We love him

[drifting sorrel]

jim jo

[dire totem]

Jimbooo

[sharp compass]

Jimbob

[drifting sorrel]

my banana is still not dead i just got to ante 8

[primal grove]

a meme WITH cropped porn

[dire totem]

speenbo

[sharp compass]

Only boss blind left is the ox...

Why doesn't it want to show up

[drifting sorrel]

yeah i mean those are by no means mutually exclusive

the only boss blind i need for my collection is violet vessel i think

[slim junco]

Hey Guys I just wanted to say

[safe parcel]

I don’t know where else to post this but I have 100% on both my Nintendo Switch and iPhone versions of Balatro. About 6 months of work.

[dire totem]

Niceeee

[drifting sorrel]

that's awesome

i'm trying to go for 100% on my pc version

[dire totem]

Joker stickers is gonna be hard for me

[waxen pasture]

This is my first real chance at unseeded naneinf and don't wanna mess it up, do I sell a perkeo and get invisible to hope for another brainstorm? And do I fish for an ectoplasm? What do you suggest?

[dire totem]

I’ll def 100% all others tho

[safe parcel]

@dire totem its not too bad

[dire totem]

I finally beat orange stake after 2 months of playing on my pc

[slim junco]

sell perkeo and roll for baron

and use ghost to dupe brainstorm if you get lucky

blueprint would be good so you get 1 blueprint for baron and then the 3 or 2 brainstorms for mime

[waxen pasture]

Cool I was thinking the same, also bc without baron I don't think I can make it far 😦

Thanks!

[slim junco]

also maybe go for burglar too

also very usefull joker for naneinf, but you dont need it

[waxen pasture]

True that's super useful

[chilly kernel]

Where to send memes

[slim junco]

btw the difference if you would split the jokers up

[waxen pasture]

Ohh yea I like that ahahah

[slim junco]

Goodluck!!

[waxen pasture]

Thanks :))

[slim junco]

Keep me updated!! :3

[red hamlet]

[waxen pasture]

will do, just hoping to not hit the plant lol

[red hamlet]

Remember to actually put a king into the played hand with the arrow

[lavish zenith]

swag beast emoji ,

[red hamlet]

Cause you're not getting 8 Kings in hand with 0 played xdd

[red hamlet]

How I look playing balatro getting a rental seance and an expiring blueprint from the first pack, followed by eternal rental riff raff in 2nd shop

[lavish zenith]

i like seance dont diss my bestie seance

nor my bestie riff raff

[slim junco]

😔

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1345861674778890363/makesweet-quhzp1.gif

[red hamlet]

Mf I'm trying to gold stake blue deck
I can't fuckin use it to score and its just eating my eco

[lavish zenith]

ok yeah fair but

i love seance ,, the allure ,,

the myth ,, the legends ,,

greed will consume us all

[red hamlet]

Doesn't matter anymore anyways
||I cheated the goldstake because blue deck sucks, its full of bad juju||

[lavish zenith]

greed is the ultimate vice

[slim junco]

WHAT IS MY LUCK

[lavish zenith]

red deck son or blue deck daughter

[red hamlet]

Neither

[slim junco]

Jimbo

I choose chicot instead of my children, heh

lieberals /j

[lavish zenith]

would you still love me if i told you blue deck is my main im using to try and reach gold stake ?

[slim junco]

yes pookie bear

https://tenor.com/view/heart-locket-meme-open-locket-opening-locket-waffle-gif-26215407

[kind aurora]

oh...

[slim junco]

FUCK BLACK DECK!!!!

[abstract tundra]

I hate euchre

[slim junco]

warum?

[elfin hornet]

Death to chicot

[slim junco]

ah shit wrong gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1345861674778890363/makesweet-quhzp1.gif

[elfin hornet]

Chicot shall perish

[slim junco]

jingalog*

I wanted to ask if there is any documentation on Balatro modding?

[timid geyser]

i finally took the skip on anaglyph deck

[kind aurora]

obelisk op

[raven slate]

bro is gonna reset any minute now

[kind aurora]

I mean I already won lol

I played 15 high cards early

[raven slate]

lmao

nice

[green vessel]

Yellow deck non binary child >>>

[timid geyser]

obelisk won me so many gold stakes, its probably best x mult joker

[green vessel]

I should probably stop using that deck cause I haven't even gotten to red difficulty yet

But I also need to get back into the game too

[waxen pasture]

I could not do naneinf, got diamonds debuffed and could not disable it 😦 plus couldn't find a baron for the life of me lol. New high score tho, e159

[slim junco]

Nicee

But sad to hear about the boss and naneinf

[waxen pasture]

Yeaa still satisfying ngl ahaha

[spiral stirrup]

my first ever soul

[slim junco]

god i have like french in like 2 days

i am not hyped

[spiral stirrup]

hell nah how tf did you do that

guys doing flush runs is pretty fun and easy

you get a bunch of wild cards and its pretty easy and op

[kind aurora]

15 high cards at the start (carried by the +10 mult)

then just never play high cards

ez

[spiral stirrup]

yo i won last game with canio (my first legendary btw) and hes pretty busted but i could only get him to 3x coz i was unlucky with tarots

fixed it with a blueprint tho

[daring dagger]

Trading Card really helped mine a lot

[spiral stirrup]

well i gess

[spiral stirrup]

what does it do again? (im a 12 hour player)

doesnt it like does smht w discard or sum

[daring dagger]

First card discarded gets destroyed and you earn 3 dollars

Not first card, a single card if you discard it first

[spiral stirrup]

wait that pairs pretty well

[daring dagger]

It doesn't work unless you discard a single card

[spiral stirrup]

also do yall have cards in steam storage im tryna level my acc

im giving cs2 skins for it (i dont play the game, 1-2 euro skins nothin much)

[thin nimbus]

is there a chart somewhere that has good seeds for the erratic deck?

oh I found it

[gleaming hound]

How does a fella modify his menu textures, buttons etc?

is everything all under shaders besides the cards/chips assets like that?

[daring dagger]

7LB2WVPK

[clever talon]

Where's the link to download mods for balatro?

[deep girder]

^^^

[daring dagger]

#⚙・modding-general ask them

They know more than me

[clever talon]

Thanks.

[daring dagger]

Np

[slim junco]

Thank you!!

[frail wind]

Bruh Canio should be illegal

[daring dagger]

Np

[slim junco]

chat is my deck good?

[spare kite]

it looks just like buddy holly

[slim junco]

I LOVE WEEZER BLUE ALBUM

I rate it 2/8th Pinkerton and 5/8th Weezer's Blue Album out of Weezer's Blue Album

[brave delta]

Almost got planted

[gilded folio]

pov : me wasting time calculating how many i will get instead of accepting my fate (i got it right)

[elfin tapir]

cool

any y’all got an idea of what room I could make here

[gilded folio]

do you like my art :)

[gilded folio]

idk

wait

banger video idea

balatro but before every hand played i need to calculate what ill get

BANGER????

might just make it myself

[warm pike]

what if you get it wrong

[normal rose]

idk restart the run

[warm pike]

damn thats rough

[gilded folio]

banger idea

[normal rose]

yeah

[gilded folio]

should i make this into a video chat?

[normal rose]

but everything for the content 🔥

[warm pike]

im not your chat

[normal rose]

whos chat

[gilded folio]

we

[normal rose]

whos we

[gilded folio]

you and me and you and everyone else

what video editing software should i get

[dapper perch]

[dapper perch]

i mean

will u pirate it or buy it or

or will u just get a free one?

really depends

[lunar kiln]

ante 8 achieved

bonkers run by my standards at least lol

my furthest before this was ante 4, I'm still going rn though

[slender eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

I love checkered deck, paint brush and burnt joker combo

[spice talon]

Question are pc seeds different than mobile seeds?

[slender eagle]

for as far as I know, no

I mean, why would they be?

[spice talon]

Good point

I dont know why they would be but just wanted to make sure lol

Also I ruined my first gold steak win by a mistake hand

[spiral stirrup]

i was having the best game of my life

and then

idk

[slender eagle]

give us the seed then

#1156061354076155944

we'll continue it for you

[spiral stirrup]

i quit sry. is there a way to get it again??

[spice talon]

That’s unfortunate N3ther lol

[spiral stirrup]

mb

next time ill make sure to send it

[slender eagle]

nope

it's gone forever

what jokers did you have?

[gilded folio]

free im too poor

i had capcut but everything is just locked behind a paywall now

[slender eagle]

imagine it's just a photochad build 💀

[dapper perch]

or just pirate one...

[gilded folio]

real

like i pirated aseprite

[dapper perch]

after effects is good but really hard to use (i do not support pirating or any other things against the laws for moderators)

[dapper perch]

shs

[gilded folio]

pirating is only good when developer is a bad guy

(is uhh yandere sim free?)

[pearl schooner]

hate when this happens

[dapper perch]

idk

never heard