🎙・server-chat

[sand talon]

What in the streamer fuck luck is this 😭

[olive smelt]

1e1396 without legendaries on random seed using baron mine the serpent boss with burglar and bean exploit

[warm pike]

jimbos big number simulator

[sand talon]

I think bro used the bean exploit

[olive smelt]

its not luck when you have 300k to reroll lol

[crimson gazelle]

Wrong photo. This is the one in the checker deck I was talking about.

[lunar kiln]

I'm gonna pretend I know what that means and move on

[sand talon]

Tell me this is unseeded

[olive smelt]

use that message as a progress bar

[olive smelt]

yes ofc

[lunar kiln]

anyhow is there like any reasons for flushes specifically or?

[olive smelt]

how much you understand is how far you are in the game lol

[sand talon]

Congratulations you have achieved peak balatro

[red hamlet]

no seed so random and no knowledge of what's coming
no legendaries
baron and mime to get big multipliers
serpent boss so each play/discard gives 3 cards regardless of how many you play
burglar and bean can be exploited to give huge hand sizes

[olive smelt]

no its like one of the worst hands in the game, but all hands can be good depending on your jokers

[sand talon]

It's easier to play lol

[olive smelt]

you can play whatever untill the jokers tell you the best strat

[sand talon]

Dude wtf how

Tell me how I just wanna know how

[olive smelt]

negative parking

[red hamlet]

parking

with mimes

[olive smelt]

and 30 hands

might add

[red hamlet]

money go brrrrrrrrr

[red hamlet]

we noticed

[sand talon]

How did you get soo many negatives and stuff

[olive smelt]

thats salsa

[olive smelt]

rerolling and ectoplasm

[sand talon]

What about your handsome?

Handsize

Wtf

[olive smelt]

i burnt a lot of 6's and got a lot of double tags

[red hamlet]

you use exploits to get more

[olive smelt]

bean exploit

[dapper perch]

how should i win the 300k shit in ante 8, i have played 6 hours and cried twice abt it

[sand talon]

I would like to use it man 😭😭😭

[olive smelt]

buy jokers

[dapper perch]

i had skibidi jonklers

im not retarted

[olive smelt]

if bean gets disabled you can relog once for +5 handsize

[dapper perch]

bro 😭

[slim junco]

sorry

[worldly herald]

is a purple seal that creates a tarot card when discarded good?

[olive smelt]

and you can repeat it if it gets disabled again

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/6e8-QeANHJU?si=FIAepttZVho7XaGD&t=1609

[sand talon]

Yeah I know but it's really hard to get the stars aligned and do a perfect run

[dapper perch]

guys what deck should i use?

[olive smelt]

well a lil yea

[sand talon]

I watched it already

[dapper perch]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

[olive smelt]

i got the seed in like 30 minutes tho

[olive smelt]

try to toggle your brain on for the next game

[sand talon]

Wow soo sigma

I coomed

[dapper perch]

👅

[dapper perch]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

sigma sigma boy sigma boy

[sand talon]

Plasma

[olive smelt]

💀

[olive smelt]

blue deck

blue deck is the best one in the whole ass game

[dapper perch]

okay

[thorny coral]

Black deck 👍

[dapper perch]

no

https://tenor.com/view/sceafa-cdd-letter-n-no-dancing-n-gif-24739470

https://tenor.com/view/letter-i-gif-9063753

https://tenor.com/view/letter-dancing-letter-c-dance-moves-animation-gif-17554802

https://tenor.com/view/letter-e-gif-9063749

[cunning crag]

Attempt number 34 on green stale checkered deck, wish me luck

Road to plasma

[solemn elm]

Jen is an organ donor

[agile pawn]

...or is it?

hey vsauce, michael here

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[olive smelt]

bro is moving at the speed of balding

[sand talon]

My highscore was E24 and actually I could easily pass that highscore on few runs actually but the game decided to be a fucking jerk and i lost like few times and I'm from them onwards trying to get as much highscore as possible on ghost deck and the starts are never aligning I tried many runs but when I get a good card, I'm not getting the only jokers i need and when I have the jokers I still somehow lose to the plant or some shit fuck boss blind... I hate balala

[red hamlet]

just go plasma

[olive smelt]

ante 8

[red hamlet]

plasma is the high score pp deck

[olive smelt]

i wonder how confiused would be a new player to start with plasma

[sand talon]

Cwazy

[sand talon]

"I've played these games before"

[opaque shard]

I have experience of playing with wee

[red hamlet]

[worldly herald]

is it true that this gives a joker slot if you buy it 10x?

[red hamlet]

buy it 10x ot unlock antimatter

then when you buy it, you have a chance to get antimatter in the voucher slot

[worldly herald]

1st run after tut so

[red hamlet]

which gives +1 joker slot

[sand talon]

It's a conspiracy theory but many believe it's true

[worldly herald]

i just click cards idk

[red hamlet]

funnily enough

[sand talon]

Same lmao

[red hamlet]

Blank voucher is the only one you can redeem 10 times in 1 run

[opaque shard]

You can buy it then exit to main menu then re enter a few times until you unlock it

[sand talon]

Wait oh really???

I didn't know this

[opaque shard]

I didn't do it like that but it's an option

[red hamlet]

if you stack up double tags and redeem a voucher tag
It'll just start spawning blanks

pretty sure it's the same case if you redeem all vouchers in 1 run

it'll just give you blanks

[worldly herald]

is that 1 run?

[sand talon]

Damn i didnt know this tooo

[worldly herald]

this is like the best gem i’ve found in a long time

[red hamlet]

that specifically is with debug mod cause i got curious

[sand talon]

Lmfaooo

[opaque shard]

I only have 4 decks left to win gold stake with

Which is crazy to think

[sand talon]

"Ante 1 Voucher" ☠️

[red hamlet]

then do gold stickers on all joekrs

[opaque shard]

Yea

Tho I might complete all challenges before I do that

Still haven't

[west brook]

Top 10 satisfying moments

[opaque shard]

I like to use abstract on gold stake specifically cuz it means I can skip for negative tags more often

And more negatives = more gold stickers

[red hamlet]

you mean anaglyph?

tho abstract is also good there

so both

[red hamlet]

i should play that more

i got it on my switch but i stopped using my switch

probably gonna buy switch 2 and homebrew my switch 1

[worldly herald]

i come from the spire to play balatro.

i’ve changed my jokers so much

is this meta?

[red hamlet]

Meta is waht gets you to ante 8

[strong sandal]

Real

[red hamlet]

in some cases it's the most dogshit jokers you've ever seen

[fiery yew]

my life is like a video game

[sand talon]

Showman is the real dogshit

[red hamlet]

showman can be peak

showman is the ultimate luck joker

you'll either get the peak of the peak, souls on souls, blueprints and brainstorms left and right

or 5 eternal rental eggs

[worldly herald]

got it

[sand talon]

Atleast you are getting something but i never get anything from showman except himself

Scam as shit

[dapper perch]

any words i cannot say here?

[strong whale]

Gents and ladys im at an impass and dont know what to do to keep the run going

[red hamlet]

what's your deck like

is it full of kings?

[strong whale]

Im runnin black deck too

[red hamlet]

if you're playing all faces, abstract is not doing a lot, would be better to talk suck and buster to get an extra 25 mult from smiley and retrig for sncient

18 mult vs 25 mult + extra ancient procs

[worldly herald]

going

[strong whale]

So ditch abstract and take the black and white card?

[red hamlet]

yup

did you already apss Plant

cause plant is gonna eat you alive if you haven't passed it or you dont' have director's cut voucher to reroll it

[sand talon]

Guys...

[agile pawn]

ante 1 shop

[sand talon]

Does balala get me sum girls?

[sand talon]

Damn

[solemn elm]

yeah

balatro players get bitches

[sand talon]

Was playing this game from few months... Still no bithces

[worldly herald]

i died to The Wall

[red hamlet]

not bad honestly

what ante, 7?

[worldly herald]

1st after tut run

[red hamlet]

not bad, just need to work on your scoring

[worldly herald]

ty this game is sweet

[sand talon]

You had your highscore and died the wall

[red hamlet]

Ideally you want to beat each blind in 1 hand to maximize cash

[sand talon]

You literally tried your best lmfao

[strong whale]

Broke the phone

[worldly herald]

yee

was a battle

[red hamlet]

look at this fucking hat dude

[strong whale]

Lost the run by one god damn point

[red hamlet]

the local horse was not in fact vibing

[red hamlet]

my memories go as far back as 3 years old

weaksauce

[worldly herald]

what should i do with this

[red hamlet]

Wear it, idk

[sand talon]

Bro said weak sauce 😭

[red hamlet]

Bro's name is Tyler 😭

[worldly herald]

the balatro membership hat

[red hamlet]

Nah, los ratones

peak rats

[sand talon]

So? 😭

[sand talon]

Wake up

Do you guys know about this reddit lamp story guys?

It's interesting as hell

[slim junco]

making the lamp look weird so I can finally get a payout on wheel of fortune

[sand talon]

Maybe that's the only way to get the wheel of fortune to work lmao

[red hamlet]

just get 2 dices

[sand talon]

Hey do you know about this lamp story?

[slim junco]

it's literally impossible, it's hard coded

[solemn elm]

What is it

[slim junco]

Guy had like a whole life in his dream, with a wife and kids n everything

and then after realising that the lamp looks weird he woke up

[red hamlet]

lucid dreams go hard

[sand talon]

Go to youtube and search out reddit lamp story and watch a video about it it's very interesting

[slim junco]

what do 10 blanks actually unlock?

[slim junco]

oooh, ty

Yippe!!

[opaque shard]

This might be a controversial take so let me make my words completely clear:

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͏

[slim junco]

Kinda hot take, but agreed

[sand talon]

I agree 💯

[lunar kiln]

is there ever any reason to not immediately use a planet tarot

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-clear-myself-gif-meme-gif-25725527

[solemn elm]

blocking it from appearing

keeping your fool

[solemn elm]

gift card value

campfire value next ante

[lunar kiln]

this is probably the only one out of the 4 reasons listed I understand lmao

[sand talon]

The tarot/planet cards you have in your slot, will not occur in the shop while you are rerolling

Unless you have a showman ofc

[solemn elm]

2nd one basically means you don't want to change what your Fool is currently copying/giving

[red hamlet]

Fool spawns last used tarot or planet
if you have a Temperance (gives joker value in cash) or Hermit (doubles money max 20) and want that next time a fool shows up, you cna keep the current planet you have until it does

[solemn elm]

The 3rd one is that gift card gives value to consumables as well as jokers

and the 4th one is that selling a card for campfire when you're already scoring enough for this ante is useless.

[sand talon]

Gets naninf

still no bitches

[lunar kiln]

I'm starting to realise I'm going to have to play this game a fair bit to understand most of the stuff going on here without these extensive explanations lol

[red hamlet]

🗿

[lunar kiln]

anyhow thanks for the help

[knotty vapor]

Rare Egg

[solemn elm]

yep

[sand talon]

Real

[slim junco]

already won this run

[red hamlet]

watch you die

[sand talon]

Bros gonna fumble soo hand in the next round

[slim junco]

real, im gonna play for flush and instantly die trust

[solemn elm]

perkeo and baron really don't do much rn

[sand talon]

I trust

[solemn elm]

take the fool and both packs

so you don't die

[sand talon]

Real

[lyric fulcrum]

:3

[red hamlet]

[sand talon]

Take the highcard planet card.... Start stockpiling it

[slim junco]

yup

got to see if I can deckfix quick enough to make baron useful

[sand talon]

Take the death card and keep stockpiling it too

Once you get a red seal on kings

You shine

[slim junco]

crazyyyy

[solemn elm]

definitely take the death here

the burnt does absolutely nothing because of burglar but

[red hamlet]

take both

+3 mult for abstract

and can sell it if you get the boss that needs a card sold

xdd

[solemn elm]

didn't say not to take it

just that it's basically adding nothing of value

[slim junco]

BROTHER

A BRAINSTORM

insane run

[sand talon]

Yoooooooo that's crazy

[slim junco]

honestly, soo crazy

[vagrant bane]

Question

[red hamlet]

Answer

[vagrant bane]

How often does balateo update

I assume seasonal?

3 months?

[regal hinge]

got the same joker in the free pack

[sand talon]

Please keep me updated

[vagrant bane]

Oops all 6s

What tier

S
A
B
C
D

[slim junco]

do i sell burglar to get use of burnt joker?

[red hamlet]

Weak S, strong A if bloodstone or lucky card build
Otherwise kinda mid

[solemn elm]

Oops is B+

it's a decent prospective take if it's not actively harmful (eternal/rental)

[glacial sequoia]

LouisF is so fucking cool for finally releasing Balatro's soundtrack to Spotify

[vagrant bane]

.

[sand talon]

Yeah

[inner tiger]

Anyone play Balatro

[solemn elm]

Balatro

[slim junco]

Balatro*

[glacial sequoia]

Balatro

Gold Stake Abandoned Deck, NOW!

[regal hinge]

well really good joker for bloodstone and lucky cards run and really good for wheel of fortune idk maybe A

really good fragile run

[inner tiger]

Am I having a stroke

[sand talon]

Dayum

[sand talon]

Very nice

[grand dune]

ANDALÈ!

[red hamlet]

WOOMPY

[sand talon]

Need a mime

[red hamlet]

ancient joker the goat

[slim junco]

fr

OH NO

I FUCKED UO

i used pluto before death so now my fool is ruined

[sand talon]

Close the game

And reopen

[slim junco]

too late

[sand talon]

And hopefully your game isn't saved

[sand talon]

I knew you would fuck up the fool that's why I told you to copy the death

[frail hedge]

quit the game and uninstal and play poker irl and win 2000% of your money

[sand talon]

W advice

[slim junco]

They banned me for winning to big

[frail hedge]

probably for cheating no doubt

[slim junco]

Since I realised that the gambling addiction is fake and made up by casinos

it's free money

[sand talon]

Are you still winning?

[slim junco]

yeahh

online poker now

balatro, online poker on a laptop while i play blackjack at home with my friends

i keep fucking up perkeo with brainstorm

i have a goldfish memory

btw

[sand talon]

Fucking hell

Duddeeere

[slim junco]

gg

[sand talon]

That's crazy

[slim junco]

crazy seed

you start with like baron and then get brainstorm realy early

[sand talon]

Try to the the red seal mam

[slim junco]

ill study the seed and post it in seed chat

[sand talon]

Play endless dude

[slim junco]

MIME

MIME

[sand talon]

MINE

MIME

[slim junco]

lord I am about to bust

[sand talon]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

[tidal ferry]

Gas

[sand talon]

I busted already

[tidal ferry]

Go win 🫡

[sand talon]

ONE FYCKJNG REDSEAL ON A KING PLEASEEEEEEE

[solemn elm]

u best be copying Perkeo optimally

[sand talon]

The the 6th sense joker

[solemn elm]

yeah you swap out abstract for 6th sense if it appears

[tidal ferry]

Nut

[red hamlet]

ABSTRACT ISNT' REAL

PEAK

[slim junco]

📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈 📈

[solemn elm]

Cavendish doing basically nothing, relative to scoring

[tidal ferry]

Is that a negative card sharp?

[slim junco]

yessir

[solemn elm]

mhm

[tidal ferry]

This run is peak

[slim junco]

guys do i sell baron for joker?

[tidal ferry]

Ofc

[slim junco]

LETS GOOO, I GOT DEATH BACK

[tidal ferry]

Red seal 🙏

[sand talon]

Get the sixth sense broooo

Hope for a red seal card

[slim junco]

yeah, cryptid or deja vu would go crazy

[sand talon]

Yeahhhh

You can keep copying criptids and eventually maybe get a naninf

[tidal ferry]

I was about to say you dont really need cryptid and then i remembered pereko is a thing

[slim junco]

i just got burglar, do i rebuy it?

[tidal ferry]

Sell the bull for burgerler

[sand talon]

Why tho?

[slim junco]

i mean i wonder if its worth to sacrifice burnt joker

[slim junco]

could be usefull for bigger numbers

but idk if its really even worth it

[sand talon]

Nah

It's not

[short wedge]

guys im doing the crazy ahhh

[slim junco]

i need deja vu, and maybe then go planet x + glass

[tidal ferry]

Is that even worth

[slim junco]

trustt

naneinf

FUCK

I need to stop watching yt while doing this run

I keep screwing up perkeo

[sand talon]

Make sure you dm me the seed

Imma go now

Bye

[slim junco]

Cya

Have a great night!! <3

[final prism]

https://tenor.com/view/swollen-belly-moving-gif-15024579

is this thing on?

[slim junco]

what the fuck is that

[red hamlet]

bye bye money

[latent valve]

hi

[red hamlet]

play a pair /s

[latent valve]

a lot of the time if I'm playing a high card I'm dead anyway lmao

I'm quite new to the game but I'm making progress towards being better

[stark comet]

[slim junco]

actually worked

[short wedge]

I DID IT

[slim junco]

LETS GOOO

[elder nymph]

Haii

[short wedge]

with these 2

[elder nymph]

Both destroy jokers

[short wedge]

ik

that was the plan

[elder nymph]

I read what are these two

[wise plaza]

Until you destroy madness by accident

[elder nymph]

My bad

[slim junco]

I don't think knife will break

[short wedge]

what else was i supposed to do in that challemnge

[latent valve]

what deck's this?

[wise plaza]

The knife won't as its eternal but madness isnt

[short wedge]

challnge deck

[latent valve]

what does that do? not unlocked it

[slim junco]

its from the challenges I think

[short wedge]

when u go to play it will also say challenges

i did knive's edge

[red hamlet]

[stark comet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751520514446458920/1148882173299007519/attachment.gif?ex=67c602a7&is=67c4b127&hm=dbe2816e1a05aaa488a23b0cb3ca9088e1be2b209d49ba68967f3e426ce20f9d&

[latent valve]

oh i see

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106038797818409031/1330262180662349844/pawzing_-_1880045107061354648.gif

[slim junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1216102219540332626/1216103032861884537/bAw7LABI.gif

[short wedge]

real

[slim junco]

This is what I take :3

[latent valve]

i somehow haven't won at all on blue or red yet

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[short wedge]

i'm stealing that image, thank you

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-20868024

me to y'all

[slim junco]

Do I take showman? /funy

[slim junco]

:3

[short wedge]

:3

[red hamlet]

technically oyu do want showmwan to get more copies of blueprint/brain/mime/baron

ideally it'd be negative

[slim junco]

I mean I can't give anything away tbh

[latent valve]

any tips for a new player actually

[slim junco]

except for dna, but that is really good rn

[keen jasper]

What kind of tips?

[red hamlet]

yeah, dna gives you a bit of extra hand size

[latent valve]

on playing the game

[short wedge]

i also just found out that one joker is enough to up both knife and madness

[keen jasper]

Jajaj to win?
Always have 25$ at the end of the shop
Know the hands that win the first small blind in one hand to max money
Don't include cards to your deck if they are useless even if you have hologram

Vouchers despite of being so expensive there are so important and probably they are going to carry you

Always have a second hand to play in case you can complete your main type of hand

[noble shoal]

What on Gods green earth is ante 12, I smoked everything up to 12 in one hand and then bodied by 12 💀

[red hamlet]

YUPCHAMP

[noble shoal]

💀 oh nah

[noble shoal]

Let me guess, there's a joker hiding behind ante 12 as well?

[keen jasper]

No jajaj

[red hamlet]

only a voucher

[keen jasper]

Only the voucher

[noble shoal]

Ooh that one is near only losing discard rather than hand

But that's fine, I barely use that one

[keen jasper]

Y have 200 hours and the best I have was ante 14

It's very hard to get through that point

[vagrant bane]

Green seal: ignores debuffs

Thought?

[slim junco]

ooh, actually sounds good

[red hamlet]

83, almost 84
highest ante is 15 for me

[slim junco]

im on ante 15 rn, this shit is scary

you have no idea what the numbers mean

[willow shuttle]

If you think about it, the regular joker is really

Plus 4 mult if hand contains high card

[noble shoal]

Yeah seems so, I still can't fathom how people like roffle end up doing like a full flush 5 run with red seal & steel

[keen jasper]

A number elevate to another number

[red hamlet]

a lot of deck fixing on plasma deck

[noble shoal]

Plasma? 👀 interesting, haven't tried that one much

[keen jasper]

More than 2 hundred hours first of all, and that runs are the results of playing 100 runs, they play 100 runs and only one get that level

[red hamlet]

plasma deck is the deck to go for high scores with

[noble shoal]

That's fair, youtube shorts are highlights after all

[red hamlet]

since it does this shit to your score

[noble shoal]

I beat gold stake like 2 days ago and now just doing white stake stuff to unlocks jokers I don't have

[latent valve]

what unlocks plasma deck?

[noble shoal]

Checkered deck resetting for brainstorm

[red hamlet]

blue stake on any deck

[latent valve]

I haven't even got blue stake yet lmao

only one I've gone beyond white stake is checkered

[keen jasper]

Noobs usually play it with chips but if you can make a run with so many retrigers and joker's like idol, triboulet, and sock and busting, or using baron with mime and steel cards you are going to get e

[noble shoal]

Idol
I'm yet to successfully deck thin enough to justify that joker

[keen jasper]

It the best deck to get all decks that require to win in stakes

[noble shoal]

You got this, run those flushes

[noble shoal]

Weirdly enough my gold stake was yellow, early econ go brr

[hoary sleet]

i think plasma would be funnier if it just squared the higher number

[keen jasper]

Rwrv another tip is don't get angry if you loss cause you are going to loss so much, every run is a opportunity to lear , in 200 hours I have only won 120 runs

[normal brook]

please. you think ante 12 is hard? I once beat ante 14 in a real casino. I won more chips than the entire global gross domestic product. They had to kill me to save the economy

[keen jasper]

It's a hard game that depends so much of rng

[prime glen]

Is it too late to build wee joker up?

[keen jasper]

No

Whit DNA and brainstorm I think you can

[noble shoal]

Honestly I love the fact that the "reset" between runs is like 0 seconds, you can just go again and not think about it

Meanwhile hades had a ton of chatter and running between runs (great game but demotivating walk of shame)

[keen jasper]

But don't skip any blind

[prime glen]

Kill burnt?

[prime glen]

Haven’t so far

[red hamlet]

here's how fast my run died

[keen jasper]

Are you using photography??

[spring zodiac]

Hello i cant find this anywhere but anyone w the mobile version can confirm if balatro can be played in portrait mode?

[timid cedar]

The concept has been played with by people who play the game but it’s not an available feature

[latent valve]

yeah it's the easiest deck because you can just flush

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[prime glen]

Yeah?

[latent valve]

yeah i dont get angry at like anything

[red hamlet]

Oh i'm using faces
I should probably buy this

[keen jasper]

Despite of what are you playing

[red hamlet]

i'm, ngl, i don't struggle with any bosses outside of plant on face builds if i'm using face jokers

[keen jasper]

If a five of a kind of 2 doesn't win you should keep photo

[latent valve]

i think i have a good mentality going into this given ive speedran Minecraft and still do quite often
i haven't pb'd in that by more than a second in 2 years and my pb is slow as hell but i don't get angry and just keep going

[prime glen]

Should i kill photo or burnt

[red hamlet]

you got eternal midas, you sure you wanna swap off of faces?

[noble shoal]

Oh yeah the amount of ante 1 packs into reset are real

[latent valve]

what does eternal do

[prime glen]

Idk tbh

[prime glen]

Can’t sell or destroy the joker

[red hamlet]

not all jokers are able to be eternal

such as food jokers

[restive dawn]

What’s the best joker placement rn?

[latent valve]

hah that's great

[red hamlet]

Eternal is also sometimes just not a downside

[prime glen]

Need at least one bp on photo

[red hamlet]

like if you're using Ceremonial Dagger, you can put an eternal to the right of it so it can be put before xmult jokers wihtout destroying them and moving

or if you're using madness, it won't break anything

[latent valve]

should I focus on beating the rest of the base decks or more stakes via checkered? i haven't beat red or blue deck

[red hamlet]

up to you

[keen jasper]

You have Stuntman??

[red hamlet]

once you unlock all decks, how you complete them is entirely up to you

[noble shoal]

^

[amber apex]

I am so ashamed of this community

[red hamlet]

perfect how it is now

[latent valve]

i haven't unlocked most

[noble shoal]

I just unlocked stuntman in the run I just finished

[keen jasper]

🤨

[latent valve]

by beat i just mean white stake unless i say otherwise

[amber apex]

Only 77 is disgracefull

[keen jasper]

The best deck to win or unlock some jokers is erratic

So you can focus on unlock it

If you want

You have to beat orange stake

[noble shoal]

Funny you say that

I just hard reset until I saw a lot of diamonds and then worked on unlocking rough diamond joker but ended up also being my best run yet

Had like lvl 50 flush or something, was fun

[prime glen]

Could go either way

Got a red seal mult golf king copy starting, so not sure

Really wish Midas wasn’t here

Maybe kill burnt?

[short wedge]

yea

[slim junco]

no way

im checking rn

[amber apex]

most of it is sfw too, like, come on guys.

[prime glen]

Level 18 high card

[latent valve]

i can't believe balatro was rated pegi 18

[short wedge]

bruh

[prime glen]

They appealed, its rated 12 now

[red hamlet]

cause pegi is a dogshit rating

[amber apex]

fr

[slim junco]

pegi is not trustworthy

[short wedge]

damn

[red hamlet]

this dogshit got a 3
it has ACTUAL gambling

[prime glen]

Good or bad

I think it’s like 155x16

[latent valve]

oh it is!

[prime glen]

Probably guaranteed a win if I go photochad

[solar portal]

question of the day: what is your favorite scaling joker?

[prime glen]

Wee joker

[red hamlet]

Heartsteel

[solar portal]

good pick

[agile pawn]

wee joker is one of my favorite ones

idk if i can decide on a single favorite though

[solar portal]

ngl i dont i dont know what that is

[prime glen]

[short wedge]

i meant it's something

[solar portal]

i think my fav is runner

[red hamlet]

scaling item from league xdd

[solar portal]

oh ok

[latent valve]

once we're able to transfer save data i might buy the actual mobile version instead of using the conversion of the steam version since they made some tweaks to make the UI work better in the actual mobile ver

[red hamlet]

speaking of, time to play league

[restive dawn]

Do I switch sock for Chad

[red hamlet]

no

lmfao

[agile pawn]

i really want save data syncing

guhh

[red hamlet]

sock retriggers your bloodstone

[restive dawn]

With 5 face cards

Chad gives photograph value

[latent valve]

originally I was just using the converted steam ver because my phone wouldn't let me buy it but now I don't want to redo all my unlocks

[restive dawn]

That’s when you get 5 face cards

In one hand

Deck fixing just isn’t there yet

[restive dawn]

Can you send me a link to that pls?

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=4ADAAgMARgtA1DuFAAU0BoDgDACA

[agile pawn]

sure why not

[red hamlet]

with 3 face cards it beats chad

[restive dawn]

Ty

[red hamlet]

try to get some suns

back to league

[restive dawn]

Opened every single tarot pack this run got a total of 0 suns lol

Just deaths

[grand dune]

Toilet Build:

[eternal crown]

Guys, i must do my daily Chicot appreciation post

POV: You're a boss blind.

[eternal crown]

YES.

[red hamlet]

[eternal crown]

I spit on the fool who thinks this fool isn't good

Because if I had him

[red hamlet]

691 chicots softlocks the game on violet vessel btw

[eternal crown]

THIS WON'T HAPPEN FOR THE NTH TIME!!!!

[eternal crown]

I know, that's a crapload of reversals

You're basically making Nan2

[red hamlet]

nane-inf

game tries to autocomplete the blind but it can't

[slim junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1345861674778890363/makesweet-quhzp1.gif

I LOVE CHICOT

CHICOT SUPREMACY

[eternal crown]

Chicot is a beast

Luchador wishes it were this cool

[slim junco]

can somebody explain what the hell is happening here?

[eternal crown]

( i have not found a single luchador in 20 runs)

[slim junco]

Are there so many chicots that the boss blind just trembles?

[eternal crown]

Pretty much

Also violet vessel simply has an upscale modifier

Now if you reverse that modifier 690 times

[slim junco]

hi

where to get free sex games

crazyyyyyy

[eternal crown]

You have what is essentially Nan because the round can't autocomplete itself

[slim junco]

check out ultrakill

[eternal crown]

Ultrakill

[slim junco]

they probably have what youre looking for

[slim junco]

Based Hivemind

[slim junco]

ultrakill is doom for the queer kids

[agile pawn]

i love doing stupid shit sometimes

[slim junco]

is it worth playing

ive played doom

[slim junco]

Literally the one wrong option

[eternal crown]

No, Doom is Ultrakill for the people who can't play Quake

[slim junco]

It's more like quake

[slim junco]

exactly

[eternal crown]

You got rerolls vouchers?

[agile pawn]

nop

[slim junco]

Wait I just found out they ported Rayman Origins to Steam

[eternal crown]

Still my favorite runs of all time

[slim junco]

Peakkk

[eternal crown]

I love econ

[solar portal]

i love rocket it's amazing

[eternal crown]

I love it so much its my scoring joker

[slim junco]

I'm gonna head to bed

[prime glen]

Worth buying sock?

[slim junco]

I have been gambling for 2 hours now

Gn Chat!! <3

[slim junco]

no

use x mult

[slim junco]

gn

[eternal crown]

Depend

Depends

You done fixing your deck?

[noble shoal]

Me: i need clubs for the joker unlock
Erratic deck: say less

[eternal crown]

The erotic deck is quite smth

[cunning lodge]

is there a way to transfer data

[agile pawn]

gaming

[strong rose]

literally first shop

[noble shoal]

Guess who is building flushes

[strong rose]

sweet

[strong rose]

fr

🔥

[noble shoal]

Next on my hitlist of jokers to unlock, cool icon too 👀

[haughty mountain]

If i play a 4 card hand with 1 of each suit but one card is debuffed, will it still trigger flower pot?

[undone talon]

i don't know the ost was on spotify

pog

[strong rose]

it is???

[undone talon]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3tH2uMqhU1hP9BBOkDkXIZ?si=U9_jVpgzQ32_9prPT-3bRQ

[prime glen]

Alright who to kill

[prime glen]

It’s not on Apple Music >:/

[strong rose]

omg ur not kidding

[meager hearth]

Still pales compared to come uncommon jokers, therefore imo it shouldn’t be rare

[strong rose]

lol

[solemn elm]

yep

was added recently

[meager hearth]

There’s more than one song?

[undone talon]

vinyl press when

[strong rose]

yea

[hollow oriole]

I’m adding it

[agile pawn]

playing on white stake feels so refreshing because you can just do the stupidest shit ever and still get away with it pretty easily

[meager hearth]

Probably time to jump out of DNA

Actually, getting a red seal first may be a good idea

[strong rose]

gonna have to eventually sell it tho

[sand talon]

Hanging chad

[prime glen]

Theyre all pretty much red seal

Probably hanging Chad or dna

Hmm

[hollow oriole]

Best soundtrack ngl

[prime glen]

Nah main theme atw

[hollow oriole]

All of them are goated

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here have balatro on steam,cryptid installed and Nitro

??

[hollow oriole]

That is specific

But no

[orchid cloak]

now i js need to make them all steel and red sealed

[red hamlet]

nah, best is the medley from game awards

[hollow oriole]

Do you have the baron

[clear yew]

nothing more beautiful

[red hamlet]

anyoene wanna play chess

[orchid cloak]

no but i have 2 tribs so i dont need baron

[hollow oriole]

(My opinion)

[obtuse barn]

cute profile picture

[hollow oriole]

Thank

[latent valve]

yesss let's go

first blue deck win

[brave delta]

I wish there was a retrigger for Aces, i die in two

[hollow oriole]

What does the 1st joker do, I haven’t unlocked it yet

[red hamlet]

ancient joker
specific cards give 2x mult

[dusty jay]

Y'all ballers or nah

[red hamlet]

it's onyl cards from your deck and changes each round

[worthy fern]

I’m nah don’t know about the others

[brave delta]

It gives X2 to one particular card of your deck

[red hamlet]

it's dogshit at the start
goated later on when you've fixed your deck

[dusty jay]

I'm nah

[hollow oriole]

So it’s like a better ancient joker

[worthy fern]

Anti ballers 4 life ✌️

[worthy fern]

Correct but ancient applies to suits

[red hamlet]

yeah cause ancient joker can still pick suits outside of your deck

[brave delta]

Yes but better for endless, its bad before ante 8

[hollow oriole]

How do you unlock it

[red hamlet]

1m chips in 1 hand

[hollow oriole]

Oh

I can never get past the 400k chips

[worthy fern]

Are you playing on plasma deck? If not that will be easiest deck

[brave delta]

You'll get to more with practice

[hollow oriole]

I only have decks until the zodiac deck

[worthy fern]

Plasma would be easiest unlock it on so would keep working to unlock it on. But as you get more comfortable with the jokers and learning them you can do it on any deck

[hollow oriole]

Oh wait I did pass the 400k but 1mil is dead for me

[hollow oriole]

Yea I have half of them unlocked

[agile pawn]

i am truly hitting the road rn

[calm mural]

How to do full house builds properly?

[red hamlet]

ok so the way you do it

[solemn elm]

so they give you the property

[red hamlet]

is yhou swap to flush houses 🔥

flush houses are stronger than full houses and work with the same jokers (except seeing double but who gives a shit about that joker lmfaoooooo)

other than that, it's mostly just thinning your deck

instead of adding more of either card

[steady ice]

Seeing double is not bad

[red hamlet]

seeing double - club + other suit/wild for 2x
duo - 2x if you ahve 2 of the same card

[steady ice]

It’s really easy to satisfy

[red hamlet]

it's just less versatile

[steady ice]

Low ceiling obviously

[solemn elm]

sure, but its still good

[steady ice]

Yea

[solemn elm]

its flower pot but good

[rocky wren]

Checkered deck is pretty good

[hollow oriole]

Also can someone explain to me how the burning joker works

[red hamlet]

discard hand
It upgrades that hadn

it tells you waht hand it is on the left

The way you play around it if you dont' draw the hand you want is to just play as a discard

[meager onyx]

i just made a gif why is he so small

[rocky wren]

Upgrades level of discarded hand, i.e. if you discard a two pair, it upgrades the two pair level

[steady ice]

Good for pairs or high card

[meager onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271662588601827328/1345924138258141244/caption.gif

[hollow oriole]

Oh so you do a sacrifice for an upgrade that’s nice, thanks

[red hamlet]

yup

it's goated for the lower end hands

since you can usually just dump like a pair of 4s if you'[re playing king pairs

[hollow oriole]

Two pair are my go to, but if I want to reach 1mil, should I continue to use two pair or like what hand should I use

[red hamlet]

rough to get value on it for the 5 card hands without fucking yourself over

[agile pawn]

jacks

[rocky wren]

Burning joker is also op with checkered deck, you can upgrade flush consistently

[red hamlet]

five of a kind, flush fives, flush houses

[hollow oriole]

Five of a kind is hard to setup ngl

Or maybe not

[red hamlet]

arcana and spectral packs

[agile pawn]

ehhh

i don't think it's too hard

[red hamlet]

5oak is realy easy to setup

[hollow oriole]

Flush fives & houses are a thing?

[red hamlet]

i mean yeah?

[hollow oriole]

Didn’t know

[red hamlet]

i like how you question flush five and houses

[old pollen]

https://youtu.be/4cD4wi-CPCo?si=vckQMml2YT9i1V16

[red hamlet]

and not five of a kind

[hallow vigil]

I can’t believe they added Isaac to the game!

[rocky wren]

Yeah its the balatro exclusive hand fr

[prime glen]

I feel like Chad isn’t doing anything at this point

Although if it does Midas I’ll rage

[red hamlet]

Chad? you mean photoman

and probably yeah

[hollow oriole]

I only knew about the 5 of a kind since I’ve played one before but the others I don’t know how I never played them

[prime glen]

I’m gonna sell photo

[red hamlet]

rental constellation 1st pack

discarding myself irl

[rocky wren]

Flush house is a full house but with same suit, its pretty easy to make with checkered deck

[steady ice]

Enjoy being broke

[red hamlet]

need to get my juju back

time to reset for rare skip

[steady ice]

Flush house can be made with one suit changer

Common flush house W

[hollow oriole]

I’m surprised I never made one, it can work with wild cards right

[steady ice]

Ye

[rocky wren]

Mhm

[agile citrus]

@strong prairie invalid invite

can u dm me?

[red hamlet]

god i do not like blue deck

[grand dune]

Spaceman gone bananas:

[red hamlet]

mfw all i'm getting is jokers that need me to throw my hands at the wall to do anything

[sand talon]

Ofc it will hit midas bro wdym

[prime glen]

Maybe dna? Still working on converting gold to steel

[prime glen]

IT DIDNT

DOUBLE BARON

[red hamlet]

ideally it'd be negative

dna still helps cause extra king to the hand

but yeah, probably yeeting dna now

1 copy on mime, 1 on baron

[sand talon]

It would definitely hit midas for me and I'm 100% sure about that

[neon wren]

toss the extra baron, you only need one. BP is whatever is useful to be

[red hamlet]

[prime glen]

True I can act as a second baron

But 3 barons…

[strong prairie]

sent btw

[prime glen]

I’m thinking he’s right

I could make 3 steel kings per hand

[sand talon]

Dna will give you 3 extra handsize tho

I mean 2

I mean 1

Fuck

[prime glen]

3, dna+bs+bp

[sand talon]

Ditch the baron

[red hamlet]

8 in hand
play 1 to copy
goes down to 7
makes 3 copies
goes to 10
2 extra hand size
plays 1
goes to 9 kings in hand

[sand talon]

Or maybe not?

[sand talon]

Bro do the math do the calculations

GitHub thing

[prime glen]

The only annoying thing about this run is the absolute lack of negatives

[sand talon]

The midas is annoying ngl

[neon wren]

it's negative, not horrible

is the rest of the deck all red seal king?

[prime glen]

Yeah, kinda makes dna necessary so I don’t slowly lose my steels to gold

[red hamlet]

it'll turn whatever king they play into gold is the problem
just make sure it's at the end so it gets copied before that xdd

yeah keep the dna

[sand talon]

Real

[noble shoal]

Brains trust i request input,
Would you dump a bad poly joker or keep it purely for the 1.5x?
I could just drop mine probably, it's only really getting used for double proc on blue stamp

[red hamlet]

if you're not planning on going to endless, yeet mime

kind of a shitty setup for endless ngl

[neon wren]

replace either fortune or supernova with banana

there's no way that wouldn't be better

then still have mime for planets and gold

[noble shoal]

Yeah I have no clue how to actually go endless, you saw my pb run like a few hours ago 🤣

[red hamlet]

i'm ngl, i'm watching osmeone play league with a skype build (all blue runes and items) so i don't remember

how's your score so far?

able to clear in one hand?

[rocky wren]

How many times have you used your most used hand

[latent valve]

I saw a regular joker near the start and decided as a challenge to keep it through the whole game

[rocky wren]

Supernova could be better than banana

[latent valve]

all base colour decks are now done on white stake

[red hamlet]

Supernova would have to give more than Fortune teller + hand combined x2

[neon wren]

how? one is less than a times 2 while banana is a x3

[red hamlet]

and that's just not gonna happen

[warm pike]

xmult isnt good without +mult

[red hamlet]

unless they completely dumped planets

[rocky wren]

Oh wait i thought it was michel not Cavendish lmao

Mb

[latent valve]

also delayed grat negative is so good

[vernal plinth]

if i sell triboulet golden ticket sock buskin and odd tod, i have 2 in 4 for invis to copy blueprint or brainstorm.. hmm

[red hamlet]

there's no way that their hand and fortune teller is low enough for it to be better than cavendish

[warm pike]

if you have enough +mult, go for the cavendish, sure

[red hamlet]

and if it is, then you dump fortuneteller

[rocky wren]

Funny feeling it won't

[vernal plinth]

[rocky wren]

Do it though

[neon wren]

my thinking. either fortune teller or supernova is higher. so there has to be something less than x2 while cavendish is x3 🙂

[rocky wren]

99% of gamblers and all that

[orchid cloak]

ugh if only i got lucky with the cryptid pulls i couldve gotten naneinf

[neon wren]

that way you keep mime to get planets that up your chips

[vernal plinth]

is that unseeded

[orchid cloak]

its seeded for the negative trib

but its nothing special

its js that

[vernal plinth]

mm

[latent valve]

in this game, playing safe is guaranteeing a loss
that's the best way i can describe the way it should be played

[orchid cloak]

rip

[red hamlet]

playing safe might not get you super high scores

but it's by no means guaranteeing a loss

[sick ridge]

[latent valve]

whenever i try to play safe i lose

when i take risks i win

[red hamlet]

skrill issue

but also not every risk is a risk

[vernal plinth]

GAMBA?

[half briar]

hmm I think theres some seeds where its a guaranteed loss but most seeds can be at least won till ante 8

[warm pike]

?
i feel like im misreading this or misunderstanding, you said "low enough for it to be better"?

[red hamlet]

for higher stakes yeah

[latent valve]

I'm better at the game late at night because im not thinking as much about safety plays

[brave saddle]

that seed has 0 cryptid lol

[red hamlet]

my brain isn't working, shush

[warm pike]

oh i was just making sure i understood what you meant

[red hamlet]

open pack
rare

hit the road
no pog

[latent valve]

yeah but playing safe isn't how you win

[vernal plinth]

from sixth sense?

or seance

[latent valve]

wait i just realised i just won two runs back to back

that's rare

[red hamlet]

maybe for you

[vernal plinth]

cool

[vernal plinth]

now to triple winstreak

[latent valve]

checkered on green stake surely I win this

[royal zenith]

a few strategy games have this effect, but as you improve it tends to go away
My theory for why playing late often leads to playing better is that you’re just generally playing slower bc you have less energy so you’re subconsciously giving yourself more time to think

[red hamlet]

☝️

generlaly how it goes for most games where you have plenty of time between moves

opposite effect for league

blue deck doesn't like me

[vernal plinth]

AHAHaha

2 in 7 chance

[rocky wren]

Nice

[vernal plinth]

[latent valve]

noope

[noble shoal]

Sorry for delay, was working
26 flushes, +15 on tarot

[hollow ice]

Its This run good

[noble shoal]

How tf

My run died at ante 11, stupid no repeat hands 💀

Now to do some mass resetting for a high jack erratic deck

[solar portal]

troubadour my beloved

[slim junco]

Won my first run with sock and buskin and I’ve barely seen it since

[ionic python]

Any way to install the cryptid mod without giving my computer aids?

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108

cryptid channel in there

follow the guide

it's on github anyways and many people already used it so it's not a virus

[opaque shard]

My win streak has been at 4 anf that needs to change

So Imma win white stake on all decks and if I lose I start over

[opaque shard]

It shouldn't be too hard

[royal zenith]

banger start

[solar portal]

510 chips runner

[opaque shard]

You gotta get E on that run now

[solar portal]

stuntman who???

[opaque shard]

Runner the goat

[solar portal]

FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO AGREES

if nobody gotme

runner got me

[red hamlet]

i refuse to use runner

[opaque shard]

Runner and wee are my favorite chip jokers

Castle is up there too

[solar portal]

same i love all of them

i like red deck cuz of castle and mail in rebate

[opaque shard]

I got Yorick + Merry Andy on red deck pretty recently

It was peak

[tranquil gull]

i finally won my first run

[opaque shard]

I think the only "bad" scaling chip joker is square

And even still scaling chips is good

[opaque shard]

Gg

[blazing osprey]

Nice job!

[tranquil gull]

just skipped every blind (except for one, missclicked)
used holo Space, Abstract, Sock and Buskin, holo Throwback, and DNA
had to sell DNA at Verdant Leaf tho, but he gave me 4 +4 mult King of Spades (i forgor what it was called, i just know they gave +4 mult)

[urban terrace]

Same its a good feeling

[tranquil gull]

the gambling addiction is strong, and I'm part of the 1% that didn't quit

[urban terrace]

this first card game i'm getting into cause i started watching poker on youtube, this shit too damn fun. They got me lol

[latent valve]

is the latest version of the game still 1.0.1o

[dapper phoenix]

lol

[urban terrace]

quick q for anyone, every card in my hand has an extra chips buff and i have no clue where it's coming from? is it from hiker?

[opaque shard]

Yea

That's what hiker does

Permanent chips buff

[urban terrace]

gotcha, i didn't know it adds the stat to the bottom of every card, thank you!

[opaque shard]

Np

[vagrant bane]

Merry andy does what?

I forgor

Haven't used

[opaque shard]

+3 discards, -1 hand size

[vagrant bane]

So with burgy

You just a playing machine?

[prisma basin]

squimbo is not bad

[vagrant bane]

Burglar + Merry Andy work together or no?

[opaque shard]

It's the worst scaling chip joker

Not bad but harder to use

[past needle]

IM FUCKING GOATED (balatrodle)

[mighty garnet]

why is it short

[tranquil gull]

scrunched

[prisma basin]

photo

or maybe halfsies I forgor

[mighty garnet]

Yeah it’s the one that’s ripped in half

But it’s funny short

[tranquil gull]

i love how it isn't half of the back of a card, it's just smol

[prisma basin]

yes it is funny caus usually they’re like proportionally squished (wee for example) but photo just gets like scrunched

[fallen sparrow]

transparent png moment

[red hamlet]

oh gee, i wonder what card that is

[prisma basin]

the humble half joker:

[red hamlet]

Wee is the only one that does that cause it's scaled down by the same factor in height and width

the other ones get crunchy

fun fact: invisible joker copies have different backs

they use the default red deck back

[elder nymph]

So tired just got my 10, an hour late, I work in fast food

[opaque shard]

Here we go