🎙・server-chat

[cunning crag]

Oh ok so what I'm doing is a good thing

Thanks for the confirmation

[sinful hornet]

Your welcome

🙏

[gilded wasp]

If I had a nickle for everytime today I set up a run with amazing scaling, just to run into Violet Vessell on ante 8 and lose

I'd be filthy rich

[red hamlet]

not amazing scaling if violet kills you

[gilded wasp]

ig

[opaque shard]

Now kiss

[red hamlet]

hoooly

[ivory helm]

Brooo wtf are you doing

[opaque shard]

They're kissing

[ivory helm]

Bro there’s children here

[sinful hornet]

There shouldn’t be

[sinful hornet]

[ivory helm]

Anyone can make a discord acc bro

[red hamlet]

worst ecto hit ever

[gleaming hound]

actually that is the best hit

:/

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[gleaming hound]

skill issue

[sinful hornet]

However in discords term of service that shouldn’t have one of their under 13 thus
It’s not my god damn problem what they see if they decide to come here

[opaque shard]

6/5 jonklers

[gleaming hound]

guy like me will naninf with that jokah alone :/

[cunning crag]

God damnit you beat me to it

[ivory helm]

13-17 y/os are still kids

[cunning crag]

I was gonna use the nerd emoji too...

[cunning crag]

Hey I'm not a kid! :<

[ivory helm]

Silentpix3l why don’t you ummm… stay silent!

[sinful hornet]

Then I’m a kid too 🤨

[cunning crag]

Fine...

Rude

[ivory helm]

Yeah I mean you are

Literally

Go pay bills

See how fun it is

[cunning crag]

Taxes aren't fun

[red hamlet]

yeee, dying now

[gilded wasp]

if a 13-17 y/o cant handle this, then thats their problem at that point

[ivory helm]

Nope, countries destroy themselves raising taxes

[sinful hornet]

A do
And I get taxed

[opaque shard]

They are strictly only kissing

[ivory helm]

It’s a bit too much

[cunning crag]

Yay, america!

[red hamlet]

ok nvm, needle is saving me

[ivory helm]

💀 what kid pays their own bills

Did dad leave for a cig

[sinful hornet]

:/

Yes

[ivory helm]

Lmao I didn’t work for shit till I was 20 😂😂

[sinful hornet]

I’ve been working since I was 14-15

[opaque shard]

Making 2 cards look like they're kissing is not as easy as it looks tbh

[cunning crag]

Oh ok

[opaque shard]

If I wanted to make it look like they're doing the other thing I would've made it more obvious

[red hamlet]

dead next ante

[ivory helm]

It's not that they're kissing it's that it's endorsing homosexuality

[opaque shard]

???????????

[red hamlet]

and what's wrong with that

[opaque shard]

Yeah you're the one with the problem man

[ivory helm]

Just trolling

lol

[cunning crag]

Guys there are children...

[ivory helm]

I'm a joker myself

Tristan: Gives +50 multi if you find his jokes funny

[opaque shard]

Do I believe you now

[ivory helm]

😁

[ivory helm]

Believe what u want to believe

[opaque shard]

Anyway this is stupid

[dim estuary]

balatro

[cunning crag]

Does it stack if you find multiple jokers funny

[ivory helm]

Do u want it to stack?

[cunning crag]

I need that mult man

[ivory helm]

U don't need + multi bro u need x multi

goddamn ur never gonna reach ante 8 with that mentality

[agile citrus]

is there anywhere I can find balatro builds

[ivory helm]

Oh my god you turn off the music?!

[cunning crag]

Ok well gimmie x mult then

[ivory helm]

That's the most fucked shit I've seen here today

[opaque shard]

Rip

[ivory helm]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancer-hand-stand-break-dance-break-dancing-gif-469439671104033124

me to the balatro music

[red hamlet]

good night sweet prince

[ivory helm]

gay

[opaque shard]

I really hope my next legendary on gold stake is Chicot so I can get out of him already

Preferably on black deck

[red hamlet]

it's guaranteed to be ones you haven't gold stickered yet

[opaque shard]

Yeah that's why

Only have Chicot Canio and Trib remaining

Idk if I'll disable display stickers after getting c++

They look neat

But Idk

[grand dune]

By the barest enamel:

[gilded wasp]

I just use the display stickers to promote flashbacks to some of the insane runs Ive had

plus they look cool

[ivory helm]

Enamel?

[red hamlet]

skin of your teeth
but fancy

and pretentious

[ivory helm]

[red hamlet]

flush five time

[ivory helm]

Enamel is the hardest substance in the body

[agile pawn]

wait really?

[ivory helm]

Oh god

[agile pawn]

i got a gold sticker on chicot first

[red hamlet]

you won't get him on gold stake runs until you gold sticker all the other ones

in da patch notes

[agile pawn]

good to know

[ivory helm]

Knowing is good, yes

[red hamlet]

ouija sigil missed

oops all 8s

of diamonds

xdd

[ivory helm]

Dammit Mr puppy dude

[red hamlet]

not a mr

[ivory helm]

Wyd man wyd

[red hamlet]

not to you anyways

[ivory helm]

Ms*

[red hamlet]

xdd

[ivory helm]

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here have balatro and speaks portuguese??!??

[cinder root]

thought i'd do one run for the merry andy unlock/speedrun achievement and goddamn that was lucky

[rancid tundra]

i just got a brainstorm from a judgement

[red hamlet]

insane luck mr minecraft house

[grand dune]

NOT AGAIN!

[opaque shard]

Get out of jail:
Sell this card to recover all your discards this round
Category: Uncommon

[ivory helm]

Well you know what they say man, house always wins

[ivory helm]

What a horrible idea

[bronze olive]

i wanna play balatro 😭 i hate being poor 😭😭😭

[ivory helm]

Bro it’s 10 bucks 💀

Just fuckin steal that from someone

[bronze olive]

bro im from argentina

[bronze olive]

HELL YEAHHH

[ivory helm]

Javier milei isn’t saving u guys?

Wow

[cunning crag]

Rob a bank or smthng

[opaque shard]

Should it be common instead then

[ivory helm]

Yes then it’ll be a great idea

[cinder root]

funny ass run lmao

[cunning crag]

That's what I did (just kidding I swear I'm a law abiding citizen please don't send me to jail)

[opaque shard]

Ight

[strong rose]

cheetos joker

[ivory helm]

I don’t trust you man

Why do u steal

[cunning crag]

I didnt steal what are you talking about? 👀

[ivory helm]

Stole someone’s artwork for your profile pic, u know that’s copyright

[cunning crag]

Nuh uh they posted it on pinterest

So I borrowed it

[ivory helm]

That’s copyright

[red hamlet]

that doens't mean anything lmfao

[ivory helm]

No u didn’t

[cunning crag]

It was made for being a pfp

[ivory helm]

Hey go back to playing Balatro

[cunning crag]

It's supposed to be a matching pfp thing

[ivory helm]

Madam

[ivory helm]

Nah dude it’s copyright. You can get sued

[red hamlet]

🥱

[ivory helm]

And get taken to civil court for that

[karmic iris]

vertical stacked monitors? 😭

[ivory helm]

Damn sis why don’t you touch grass

[red hamlet]

i lean back in my chair, more comfy this way

[cinder root]

oh nooooo my profile picture is girls kissing this is so immoral i'm stealing art oh nooooooo

[karmic iris]

ah i can't say much. i sit in Shrimp Position

[cunning crag]

But the question is, did they actually copyright it

[ivory helm]

It’s homosexuality that’s kind of a crime

In addition to the copyright

[cunning crag]

Damn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-deadpool-wolverine-deadpool-and-wolverine-gif-1076607723115828208

[bronze olive]

10 dolla dolla adding taxes could cost arround 18000 argentinian pesos

[cinder root]

guess i'm going to jail for what i did last night with your mum then :3

[ivory helm]

Your country is so fucked 💀

[bronze olive]

fr

[ivory helm]

My mom is dead…?

[cunning crag]

Oh shit

[karmic iris]

#📜・rules message

[cunning crag]

That went dark real fast

[cinder root]

OH THEN I REALLY AM GOING TO JAIL LMAO

[cunning crag]

I'm sorry for your loss bro

[karmic iris]

this seems like a break of rule #3

[ivory helm]

She died like two years ago

[ivory helm]

BANNED

[cunning crag]

Yea ur going to death row for that bro sorry

Crime punishable by death

[ivory helm]

What crimes have u all done tonight

[cinder root]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[ivory helm]

Copyright, stealing, making fun of my dead mom

[cunning crag]

Is it illegal to gamble as a 16 year old

[ivory helm]

Balatro server way too intense for me

[cinder root]

i also drank all your water

[karmic iris]

sorry for your loss bro

[cinder root]

no water for you now

[bronze olive]

si

[ivory helm]

[cunning crag]

Welp add that to the list

[ivory helm]

[opaque shard]

Have you actually

[silent void]

not sure what i just walked in on... but uh anyone know how to install custom decks (and sorry for ur loss @ivory helm)

[cunning crag]

You weren't supposed to drink that, I poisoned it :<

Oh also that's another crime

[ivory helm]

lol ur good homie she isn’t dead

[silent void]

😐

[cunning crag]

Just got bamboozled

[opaque shard]

You're genuinely pissing me off rn

[cunning crag]

Damn

[cinder root]

LET'S GO I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL ANYMORE

[distant vault]

[red hamlet]

average face build

[ivory helm]

What can I say, I’m a

[cunning crag]

Idk if that's something to joke about tho

[main violet]

https://tenor.com/view/im-going-to-jail-jail-im-going-to-gif-18675134

[red hamlet]

you're jimbo?

[gilded wasp]

"If nobody else has got me, I know misprint sometimes maybe kinda got me"

[ivory helm]

That’s my middle name. Problem?

[red hamlet]

😭 bro's only friends are made up characters from video games, imagine

[cunning crag]

Relatable

[cinder root]

"A triboulet on my photochad build? How exceptional! There's nothing that could stop me n-" the nefarious plant:

[ivory helm]

Hey now I got a very fulfilling social circle

[red hamlet]

we can be friends

[cunning crag]

Yay, finally a non fictional friend!

[ivory helm]

Guys make sure to touch some grass and touch some ass

[distant vault]

Mfs with face build be like: “IM SET FOR LIFE🤑 “ no Youre not the 🌱 is coming 😂 😂 😂

[ivory helm]

Balatro shouldn’t be a compensation for unfulfilling relationships

[red hamlet]

just build different

[ivory helm]

Ur the kind of woman I’m told to watch out for

[red hamlet]

well i'm not a woman so

[ivory helm]

U are a man

Or neither

[red hamlet]

nah

there we go

[ivory helm]

👀

[red hamlet]

gender was slowing me down

weight reduction

[opaque shard]

It's peam

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-it's-peak-mid-it's-mid-shaking-head-gif-14930609437819582275

the plant is still coming tho

[distant vault]

The 🌱 is coming

[ivory helm]

What’s everyone’s most hated blinds

[opaque shard]

Negative four fingers looks like a creature inside a lab pod trying to get out it looks so cool

[ivory helm]

I’ll start

The flint

Or prolly the ox

🤔

[red hamlet]

it's deffo flint for me

[distant vault]

Either that one where you can’t play the same hands or the one where you can only play one hand

[ivory helm]

Yea fuck that shit

[red hamlet]

i'm not a chip believer so

needle isn't actually that bad

[ivory helm]

The wall many times

Fucks me iver

[red hamlet]

it's just a small blind with 1 hand limit

[ivory helm]

Something so simple as quadrupling the chips

[ivory helm]

Lmao I never die to that

[strong rose]

the eye and the needle respectively

[distant vault]

Thx im not good with remembering blinds

[opaque shard]

I guess crimson heart is the only one that actually causes me trouble now

[distant vault]

ASIDE FROM 🌱

[red hamlet]

none of the finisher blinds are scary to me anymore 🔥

[ivory helm]

Damnnnn

[strong rose]

crimson heart breaks my heart <////3

[red hamlet]

cause i hate playing builds that rely on the cards themselves to proc jokers

🔥

[opaque shard]

Same kinda

[strong rose]

plant bad

[distant vault]

When you get blueprint and brainstorm but all the jokers at the shop are buns

[strong rose]

thankfully face cards isnt a strategy of mine

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-mr-bones-what-is-balatro-gif-4132060327691605524

[strong rose]

huehue

[ivory helm]

Mr bones won me my first game

[red hamlet]

never used it

[strong rose]

mr bones is funny

helped me win ante 8 before

[ivory helm]

I was such a noob and unlocked that card. And I got past ante 8 with that stupid the wall blind

[bronze olive]

the goad and the head (you can imagine my fav deck)

[distant vault]

caption this cuz I can’t think of anything more

[ivory helm]

Hmmm

[bronze olive]

obviously the yellow

[red hamlet]

Checkered 🔥

[ivory helm]

Checkered deck

Flush player

[opaque shard]

When you get soul on madness build

[ivory helm]

That deck didn’t get me far

[distant vault]

Okay honestly you cant mess up with yellow

It’s like easy mode

[red hamlet]

uh

yeah you can lmfao

[ivory helm]

Won my first game with that

[opaque shard]

I love
Ghost deck

[bronze olive]

im trying to win a run without playing flush to get that joker

[ivory helm]

Lmao and you can’t 💀

[opaque shard]

It cost me a while too first time I tried

[ivory helm]

😂

[grand marlin]

THE PLANT 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[opaque shard]

Rip

[bronze olive]

well im still trying with the yellow or anaglyph deck

[grand marlin]

bloodstone oops my beloved ☹️💔

[agile pawn]

real

[ivory helm]

Use the abandoned deck

[bronze olive]

digame la estrategia pues

[cunning patio]

does the blank voucher really do nothing?

[grand marlin]

checkered deck supremacy

[cunning patio]

like

[grand marlin]

it unlocks the next voucher silly

[rancid tundra]

yes

[ivory helm]

Get lucky

[cunning patio]

whats the next one

[rancid tundra]

another blank

[grand marlin]

antimatter

extra jonkler

[bronze olive]

buy 10 of it

[cunning patio]

no way

[grand marlin]

buy another 10

support local businesses

[rancid tundra]

i'll have 5 blanks
and 5 more blanks

[bronze olive]

and then cry for those 200 wasted bucks

[grand marlin]

I got 10 blanks
not sharing with the oppers

[grand marlin]

wasted??????

[red hamlet]

Get 10 blanks, it unlocks the 2nd stage
Getting a blank will let you get Antimatter in that run (+1 joker slot)

[cunning patio]

oh thx

[red hamlet]

blank itself does nothing since +1 joker slot is busted

[opaque shard]

They should do an inverse blank type deal

[bronze olive]

really well invested***

[opaque shard]

First voucher does something second voucher does nothing

[red hamlet]

oh like that

[sinful stirrup]

i used to think that i had to actually buy the blank voucher 10 in a single run to unlock antimater

thx god it wasnt like that

[dawn coral]

wild card builds when literally any suit debuff blind shows up

[ivory helm]

Very possible with that unseeded ante 39 build of yours

[ivory helm]

Is this actually good 😭

[cunning patio]

also do the stickers do something

[red hamlet]

it's pretty neat

[cunning patio]

like

[random tendon]

two jimbos for some reason

[red hamlet]

top right - just notes your highest stake completed with that joker

the top left ones do have function

[sinful stirrup]

you get diferent vauchers idk if its even posible tbh

[cunning patio]

oh ok thx

[random tendon]

I find this funny for some reason

[red hamlet]

huh

ah right

forgot soul and bh can be in spectral

[sinful stirrup]

the multiple jimbo meta

[cinder root]

close enough, welcome back photochad

[agile pawn]

3rd jimbo when

[random tendon]

I got ankh and all I had was jimbo

[red hamlet]

ok so

i used debug mode to just givem e a shit ton of voucher tags

it just spawns blanks eventually

[random tendon]

if I get invisible joker, might be funny to see it copy Jimbo

[red hamlet]

wait

[cinder root]

LITERALLY THE MOMENT I SAID "i really need a dusk soon" LMAO

[zinc bane]

balatro for 3ds

[red hamlet]

🔥

[woeful pelican]

LMFAOOOOO WHATTT

[random tendon]

infinite money?

[red hamlet]

always wondered if it did anything special

guess not

[woeful pelican]

Fr

It's not inf money as I thought

[cinder root]

no the number of rounds resets after the duplication

[woeful pelican]

Fr

[random tendon]

It did, it gave you 4×5$ per 2 rounds at most

[cinder root]

1 IN 4 BABY

[red hamlet]

ok wait

[red hamlet]

get 2 invis jokers
get gift cards

[random tendon]

stonks

[red hamlet]

we have egg at home

[agile pawn]

5 copies of chicot

[plucky fjord]

I'm barely making it rn, should I sell the holograph?

[vestal nacelle]

imagine if Crimson Heart gets buffed to disable a random joker every time you play a hand or discard o.O

[red hamlet]

no more invis jokers

not allowed

[random tendon]

I forgot the frowny legendary one, he helped me alot

[vestal nacelle]

Roffle has a video on having 5 Yoricks lol

[random tendon]

eternal invisi jokers should be illegal

[agile pawn]

Boss Disabled!

the hands are perm right

[red hamlet]

16 hands

[plucky fjord]

Yorick is sooo goodd

[vestal nacelle]

there's also Wall just putting your blind size to 0.0001 lol

[red hamlet]

time to watch more high fashion shorts

[sinful stirrup]

what im even seing

[red hamlet]

chicot in action

well, 5 of them

[vestal nacelle]

certain blinds are programmed to have the reversed effects if you have 2 or more Chicots

so like, with 3 Chicots, Wall's blind size is quartered for example

[agile pawn]

wait really?

[vestal nacelle]

yeah

[agile pawn]

i wanna see that in action

[red hamlet]

scroll up

lmfao

o hwait

wall

[vestal nacelle]

imagine Violet Vessel with 5 Chicots

that's what

[red hamlet]

oh it's just gonna be tiny

same as the wall

[vestal nacelle]

1/256 I think?

[agile pawn]

debt gaming

[vestal nacelle]

since it's cutting it by a quarter 5 times from a start of 4x

so it'd be 4x((1.4)^5)

[cinder root]

holy shit hi luna

lmao

[random tendon]

Agreed, not until plant blind comes along

[red hamlet]

WAIT LMFAO

[cinder root]

average bloodstone build

(GIVE ME MY OOPS DAMMIT)

[red hamlet]

25 chicots makes the blind window freak out a little

[random tendon]

new use for chicot

[agile citrus]

lesgoo

[red hamlet]

lmfao the cash out

[cinder root]

tough boss blind, idk if you can make it

[agile citrus]

score at least 0.00000

[agile pawn]

i have a feeling that the boss was disabled

[agile pawn]

hai

[vestal nacelle]

I wanna use debug+ on modded to get like

100 chicots or smth

[agile citrus]

how do u even have so many

[red hamlet]

debuug mod

[vestal nacelle]

WAIT

imagine a wavy chicot on cryptid

(wavy retriggers jokers 30 times)

and then just copying that like 4 times

Wall's just gonna round down to 0 lol

[red hamlet]

wrong
e-26

takes so long to let me play 😭

[brittle willow]

A not-so-small wee joker

[grand dune]

Third time's the charm:

[agile pawn]

chicot genocide

[finite phoenix]

Deserved

[sinful stirrup]

try to put more like 300 and use the saturn mod to skip the animations

maybe you can get negative naneinf somehow lmao

[brittle willow]

now try it on violet vessel

[red hamlet]

let me setup a hotkey

[digital tusk]

what happens if you sell a luchador, does it stack normally or in weird ways

[red hamlet]

luchador only activates once

[bronze olive]

LOL

[digital tusk]

💔

[agile citrus]

black deck is too hard

[cinder root]

FINALLY

fucking ante 10 lmao

[red hamlet]

jfc

40 fps

😭

300 isn't enough for negative inf

[cinder root]

well this is fucking annoying

[brittle willow]

violet vessel should speed this up actually

I think

with enough chicots

[red hamlet]

we'll see 500

[brittle willow]

because violet vessel getting cancelled by chicot is a x(1/3) instead of a x(1/2)

[agile pawn]

discard for the hand you want to play with dusk and then play throwaway cards until last hand

[cinder root]

yeah

ugh might have to play gold cards

smh

[red hamlet]

saturn doesn't help

[cunning walrus]

Can anybody teach me the ways of gamb-
Poker

[red hamlet]

i still need to wait

that's a lot of events

[cinder root]

didn't have to play gold but.......

hey at least i got the achievement 🥲

[red hamlet]

oh jeuss

the game does NOT like having 500 chicots

[digital tusk]

i think you perhaps overshot a bit

[cinder root]

maybe a little

[agile pawn]

perishable legendaries

[red hamlet]

i think it might crash

650 chicots

[cinder root]

i got distracted and rolled down to zero lmfao

god im stupid

[red hamlet]

damn, 650 still not enough

and the wait time is so long

[agile pawn]

are you trying to get nan

[red hamlet]

ye

nane-inf

what's the naneinf actual number

isn't it like e300 something

[agile pawn]

yeah

i think e308?

[red hamlet]

i mean we're getting there but hella dimnishing returns

[sinful stirrup]

thats pretty funny

ngl

and what happens when you score

[red hamlet]

it just works

[sinful stirrup]

it just wins in one hand?

[red hamlet]

yea

[sinful stirrup]

lmao

[cinder root]

ok the serpent is kinda bad for me

[agile pawn]

there should be a deck that limits max chips scored per hand to 1

very fun

[cinder root]

yeah that was kinda close

[sinful stirrup]

you gave me an idea for a mod

now i need to learn how to code lua

[red hamlet]

there's a challenge that limits chips to how much money you have

[agile pawn]

oh yeah true

[red hamlet]

oh tehre we go

now we're speeding

[agile pawn]

wait but it's just when scoring right

not after

[red hamlet]

yeah only for scoring

21 fps with 600 chicots into violet vessel

[sinful stirrup]

what e its that

[red hamlet]

give me like

50 minutes

it needs to process 600 chicots
then 600 reductions
then 600 chicots again

oh they're all polychrome too lmfao

[sinful stirrup]

thats crazy

but it would be a funny picture

[red hamlet]

ok 600 isn't enough

[sinful stirrup]

nan-inf

[red hamlet]

i can't see what e it is until i score or remove them xdd

oops all chicots

[sinful stirrup]

damg look at that bar

[agile pawn]

might as well turn the playing cards into chicots too

[red hamlet]

oh saturn has more speeds

[sinful stirrup]

told you

[red hamlet]

so much faster

[agile pawn]

chicot deck

every card is chicot

[sinful stirrup]

you can actually disable the animation idk if it works tho

[red hamlet]

doesn't

already have it on

[sinful stirrup]

sadly

[red hamlet]

still takes forever

[sinful stirrup]

x16 speed still way better than base x4

[red hamlet]

balatro looking weird got me worried my screen was breakign

[sinful stirrup]

its burning your screen

lmao

too many chicot power

[red hamlet]

e-281

we're getting there

[sinful stirrup]

1fps

lets go to the modd chat

[cinder root]

o7

[red hamlet]

[wary sigil]

how do you high score in this game

[cinder root]

If I had more justices and deaths I probably could have taken this further but GGs

[sinful stirrup]

you need to get a perkeo then you use six sense and pray got to get a cryptid

[red hamlet]

ok

violet vessel has been killed

[sinful stirrup]

no way

thats what it shows?

[red hamlet]

somewhere between 600 and 800 chicots did it

[sinful stirrup]

imma save that image

[red hamlet]

there's 1400 events queues 💀 and it's not going fast

[sinful stirrup]

that looks really funny

[cinder root]

150 hours in and I still haven't gotten a trib.....

[red hamlet]

unluck

but not undead

it won't let me play lmfao

the event queue is going up

broke it

[sinful stirrup]

show me the vid in the mod chat

[drowsy shoal]

Cursed

[agile pawn]

bouncy cards

[inner yarrow]

How do I get mods

[red hamlet]

go into id:browse and pickup the Modding channels

you cna find mods in #1209506514763522108

[inner yarrow]

Ty

[long bough]

Lucky run

[red hamlet]

you got enough to survive for the invis to pop?

or are they ready

[strong rose]

$80

[red hamlet]

Fun fact: it takes 691 chicots to softlock the game

[bitter sonnet]

bal trol;ol

[long bough]

🐧

[humble olive]

Why didn't anyone told me that losing 49 mars due to ante 16 was hard :(

[humble olive]

Gimme that

Not the seed the run :>

[agile citrus]

any hack synergies?

[red hamlet]

wee joker

fib

[agile pawn]

anything that gives mult for played cards

[agile citrus]

is that unlocked by default?

bcuz im new

[red hamlet]

win run in 18 or fewer rounds

this is goated for that

[agile citrus]

oh

[red hamlet]

there's also fibonacci
already unlockd from the start

[agile citrus]

I dont have wee unlocked then

[agile citrus]

I'll go for fib

[red hamlet]

and walkie

[agile citrus]

is there a command for that

or are you just ssing

[red hamlet]

no, i'm just grabbing them from the wiki

big scweenshots

[agile citrus]

ok

wait

[red hamlet]

waitin'

[agile citrus]

doing the run, will come back later

[void surge]

decent build actually

[agile pawn]

wee joker my beloved

[agile citrus]

actually, I want to make a dc bot for balatro

to show jokers from wiki

does anyone have like a db of all the cards

[silver knot]

Throwback my beloved...
Dude's been in so many of my winning runs he's an instant buy for me atp

[agile citrus]

ill try to unlock wee

black deck is hard

[solar portal]

wee + chad is so nutty

[solar portal]

beat it gold stake yesterday u just need more l uck tbg

[agile pawn]

wee + hack my beloved

[ebon skiff]

Well that will teach me… getting nane-INf unseeded yesterday and then leaving the run to sleep to check if today and be unable to finish it and show the seed 😂

Never even see this happen on Vanilla Balatro

[agile citrus]

trio or supernova

[red hamlet]

what hands you playing

3/4/5oak? full house?

[agile citrus]

nothing rn

so trio?

[red hamlet]

trio is gonna scale better

just remember to get some flat mult and level up your planets

[agile citrus]

kk

[red hamlet]

and get some king copies

[agile citrus]

why king?

[wintry cargo]

Baron play?

[red hamlet]

idk why i said kings, any of the faces are gonna work

kings and queens are gonna work with trib if you luck into a soul

personally i'm a qos enjoyer cause Naoe looks peak

[wintry cargo]

You could also see how high wee joker goes with plasma, its addictive

[red hamlet]

honestly really depends on your next joekrs

[wintry cargo]

Yeah, but its when it all comes together and next its dishing out to thousands of chips

[cerulean sparrow]

Chat do I want $20 or two Burnt Jokers

[wintry cargo]

Burnt

[solar portal]

my greedy ass would pick the two burnts

[red hamlet]

20 bucks owuld go hard

but double burnt is funny

and actually pretty good

[cerulean sparrow]

This pair build will be so braindead

[wintry cargo]

Getting high card to 20 in ante 3 would be funny

[foggy star]

flush is pretty good

[red hamlet]

me when i ankh ante 4 and get 2 eternal riff raffs (it destroyed my poly constellation)

average checkered deck run

[silver knot]

"Flush runs are bad" they said

[wintry cargo]

Imagine: two ice creams or popcorn

[agile citrus]

I'm getting p good with a normal flat mult and chips + full house

[agile pawn]

me when i have two invis jokers and one dupes the other

[agile citrus]

what should I throw away for throwback

not using mime rn

but it might be good?

ante 4

[quick galleon]

Shout out to checkered deck for being so good

Won 4 games in a row from white to black stake

[agile citrus]

wait

I forgot I was black deck

lmao

rip

died

[wintry cargo]

Oh god good luck

[agile citrus]

bad luck

[wintry cargo]

Oh whoops

[agile citrus]

I did not have a full house for the whole blind

[silver knot]

I've gotten to gold stake in checkered, but ALL OF MY STARTS WERE DOGSHT

[agile citrus]

Nope!

[silver knot]

Never got past ante 3

[agile pawn]

i love black deck

[silver knot]

There should be a voucher or something that lowers the chance of stickers, that'd be pretty cool

I mean, it's also really stupid, but it's coming from me so what did you expect

[red hamlet]

nah

[agile citrus]

me when I'm in skipping competition and my opponent has the pillar

[red hamlet]

i need my eternal stickers

ow fuck

what a heckin' pack

[silver knot]

Me when I'm in a "Being an absolute trashbag run-ending piece of garbage" competition and my opponent is Eternal Rental joker that's halfway decent (I still won)

[inner tiger]

That would piss me off lol because I would want both so badly

Obviously u go dna but the combo is godly

[red hamlet]

nah

took burnt and died

[inner tiger]

If h only have 2 discards burnt joker just kills you

[red hamlet]

i got 3

[cerulean sparrow]

I died because the game refused to create a single times mult Joker

[red hamlet]

WHAT A JUDGEMENT

[hushed swallow]

is it copying stencil

[vagrant bane]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 21

[sharp compass]

[solar portal]

you were judged worthy

[vagrant bane]

Oh bvm I got it

Mjonir should be a joker

That activates jokers that don't usually activate.

[solar portal]

question of the day: if you could only play a single deck for the rest of your life what would you play?

[vagrant bane]

Money deck

With high card

[solar portal]

yellow or green?

[vagrant bane]

Neither

Painted

[solar portal]

i love painted

[vagrant bane]

Wait nno

Anaglyph

Bull stonks

[solar portal]

ANAGLYPH?

im griding to get it to gold stake rn and it sucks

[vagrant bane]

So when I go to ante 8

I just

Bull

When I get get double money

[agile pawn]

black deck

[agile citrus]

what is the jokers role

[vagrant bane]

40 x 2 = 80
80 x 8 is

Uh

640

[solar portal]

content creators i think?

i know drspectred but nobody else

[vagrant bane]

640 x 2 is 1280 chips for bull

[solar portal]

you wanna live a dangerous life

[vagrant bane]

New deck type

Waterproof

Uh

Idk what it does

[red hamlet]

Splash is permanently debuffed with this deck

[vagrant bane]

Or just

[red hamlet]

the cards are wet and lose half their chips every time they're played

[vagrant bane]

Fun fact

French made poker

[solar portal]

and milliojns got addicted to gambling because of it

just like for every other terrible thing we are to blame

[red hamlet]

YOU'RE FRENCH?

[solar portal]

yes sadly

[vagrant bane]

@solar portal crawon

https://tenor.com/view/croissants-pastry-croissant-food-pastries-gif-26997443

[red hamlet]

lost all respect

[vagrant bane]

I know french

[solar portal]

im some random guy in a server about a silly card game probably didn't have much respect to begin with

[red hamlet]

J'adore balatro

[solar portal]

sounds like crayons

[vagrant bane]

Cigarette crowsntnt crown cigarette

[solar portal]

crayons are yummy

[vagrant bane]

Ah france

[red hamlet]

j'aime Lynn the Puppy un j'adore kayn

did i get that right

and is probably wrong

[vagrant bane]

The place were pork came from I think

[red hamlet]

hella wrong

[vagrant bane]

They raised pigs to get mushrooms

[solar portal]

99% right

[red hamlet]

un isn't and is it

[solar portal]

yaya

[red hamlet]

idk why i said un xdd

[solar portal]

it means one

or a

[red hamlet]

et

[vagrant bane]

New Deck ides

[red hamlet]

that's and right?

[solar portal]

yeah that's it

[red hamlet]

yeeeeee

[vagrant bane]

Cut deck

[solar portal]

wait actually that sounds kinda dope

[vagrant bane]

Half the deck gets split every boss blind

[solar portal]

like the cards are cut so you can choose what you draw like a magic trick

[red hamlet]

only reason i remember that bit of french is cause my french teacher was also my homeroom teacher

[solar portal]

WAIT OKAY IM COOKING MAGIC TRICK DECK

[red hamlet]

and i hated her

[solar portal]

so you learned it out of spite? based

[red hamlet]

no, i just have bad memories

that stuck in my hed

[solar portal]

aw that sucks

[vagrant bane]

How op is this joker: cut card: halves the deck

[solar portal]

is it a joker?

hmmm seems busted

if you sell it does the cards come back?

[vagrant bane]

Ye

[red hamlet]

Fresh Deck
Cards are sorted

3x blind requirements

[solar portal]

wait that goes hard

just spamming aces lefyt and rightr

[finite phoenix]

How would that work

[solar portal]

idk cuz it's like

13 hangmen

but you can't choose and it wastes a slot

the value is insane tho...

[red hamlet]

it's still insane value yea

[solar portal]

either garbage or busted tbh

[vagrant bane]

Goo's for high card

[finite phoenix]

That plus erosion is an auto win

[red hamlet]

early on it would be nuts

[solar portal]

it would fall off fast on high antes

[tardy eagle]

canio lovers would enjoy that

[vagrant bane]

Canio?

[finite phoenix]

Maybe in endless but 100 mult is crazy

[red hamlet]

if anything it would be a rare consumeable

[vagrant bane]

White joker?

[solar portal]

wait ur right okay so what if you like

[finite phoenix]

One good times mult joker and your set

[solar portal]

had a shit ton of money and halved ur deck sold it then rolled to g et it again

[red hamlet]

cause if it's a joker that only removes them while it's in the slots, it wouldn't work with jokers that need cards removed

it would be dum dum

[solar portal]

it would definitly need to be a rare

[solar portal]

yeah ur right actually

[vagrant bane]

Should I suggest it?

[solar portal]

probably shouldn't work with erosion

to be completly honest i dont really know how this could work

[vagrant bane]

Randomly selected cards per blind

[tardy eagle]

it wouldn't

[solar portal]

you gave me an idea tho

[red hamlet]

Time Capsule

• Played cards are locked in the capsule until sold.
• Gives chips equal to half the total value of cards locked.

[solar portal]

magic trick deck

with like cut cards you can draw everytime

magicians do that

[vagrant bane]

What it do

[red hamlet]

Extra Pockets

• Aces are always on top of the deck

[solar portal]

so like

do you sell the capsule to get chips?

[red hamlet]

you sell the capsule and it puts the cards back in your deck

[red hamlet]

otherwise it's just a scaling deck fixer

with the downside being it's not permanent

[solar portal]

wait that kinda fucking neat

[stiff hull]

The rare stone card build

[solar portal]

definitly an original idea

and i mean that in a good way

[red hamlet]

problem is coding it to not trip other effects that require cards destroyed

[slim junco]

mime where are yoy

[vagrant bane]

Thanos snapped

[red hamlet]

I still want to see Medusa joker

played face cards become stone cards

[vagrant bane]

I have an idea

[solar portal]

weed joker if you have 420 stones in your deck you win

[vagrant bane]

Played face cards are stone cards, however they are uncracked-stone cards

[rigid yacht]

joker idea - Cool Guy . rare. multiply xmult by 100000x xmult every time a hand is played

[red hamlet]

god i hate adhd

[solar portal]

SAME BESTIE

[red hamlet]

i'm trynna hype myself up to play games
but i can't xdd

[solar portal]

i take ritalin it helps

[vagrant bane]

I have him I don't see a problem with him

[red hamlet]

i havent' called gp about it yet

[celest cliff]

i was looking at games in roblox and found this...

[solar portal]

wouldn't it like

hit the nteger limit and suck

[slim junco]

joker idea - uncool guy breaks ur ball if u didnt reach the ante 8 in 20 mins

[red hamlet]

nah

[solar portal]

i suggested this a while ago

[red hamlet]

100000 isn't nearly enough to hit it

[stiff hull]

Saw on the balatro Reddit a joker called David. Uncommon. Jokers called David are 5x more likely to appear in the shop

[vagrant bane]

@solar portal want to suggest cut deck?

[red hamlet]

it takes e350+ to hit naneinf score

[slim junco]

u got me bro

[tardy eagle]

isnt it like e308

[solar portal]

they need to make this a thing fr

[vagrant bane]

F R E N C H

[slim junco]

mine breaks it

[red hamlet]

something like that

[solar portal]

it's even more hardcore i love it

[solar portal]

idk how i feel about it

[slim junco]

make 2 variation. rare one kicks ur balls, legendary one destroys it. it randomly appears but its always an eternal rental

[solar portal]

why is this a common request

[vagrant bane]

New Joker Idea: Guillotine: 2x Mult, if a joker doesn't activate it destroys that joker.

[solar portal]

wait that's kinda neat

[stiff hull]

Joker idea. Ol’ number seven. Rare. XMult 7 when played hand contains only sevens

[solar portal]

i like the flavor

and i like guillotines

[solar portal]

YES SIR

i fully agree with this

[vagrant bane]

Not like guilotines probably killed jesters

[solar portal]

it's crazy to me that there's no jackpot jokers

[slim junco]

i feel like every balatro player catch a mild balls addiction

[vagrant bane]

B a l l s

[slim junco]

they should add more historical based joker

[solar portal]

jackpot: gain 10$ if you play 3 7 in a single hand

[vagrant bane]

Okay but seriously

Hat the fuck is this

Did I find the end of balatro

[slim junco]

ranks change every round

[vagrant bane]

No...

[solar portal]

it's 7s on slot machines so the flavor wouldn't work

[slim junco]

make sense

7 finally getting some love

[stiff hull]

We need some kind of 7 joker. Face cards get too much love.

And 8 ball sucks

[solar portal]

yeah isn't it like the only number with no support jokers or something?

[tardy eagle]

Joker idea, hat trick. For every card destroyed in your hand (i.e hanged man, immolate), add 2 randomly enhanced cards of the same suit to your hand

[slim junco]

ysah

[solar portal]

exactly and it's such an easy concept

[slim junco]

only odd todd

[solar portal]

7s are on slot machines just make it jackpot relayed ez pz

[tardy eagle]

[solar portal]

that's really cool i like it

i like the magic trick ideas

[tardy eagle]

tried to make it "balanced" somehow

[solar portal]

i think it's pretty fair

here's a joker i think could be neat

and combo with this

the opposite of erosion

mountains

+1 mult for every 2 cards above 52 in your deck

[stiff hull]

I’d argue that blue joker is kind of the reverse of erosion

[slim junco]

boss blind idea, the finger,
destroys 1 card from every played hands

[solar portal]

yaya but there's more differences than my idea imo

[stiff hull]

Oh that would suck so hard. Please no

[slim junco]

which one is that

[solar portal]

what about two mult for every card like erosion?

[solar portal]

+2 chips per card in deck

but it includes starting cards

[slim junco]

thatd be kinda ass

[stiff hull]

Chips for every card remaining in your deck

[slim junco]

holo beat it

[solar portal]

damn i kinda want a card that encourages making ur deck a huge pile

[stiff hull]

Hologram

[slim junco]

holo

[solar portal]

even tho i barely open card packs i like consistancy but i want more insentive to not do that

[solar portal]

yaaaa i guess i wish there was more

[slim junco]

true

[solar portal]

holo is busted but blue joker falls off so fast

[slim junco]

dont like the sad build youtuber makes that only have ljke 13 cards of the same ranks and suit like

[teal wasp]

that sounds broken as shit

[solar portal]

well i think it's interesting the way they get there y'know?

a case of the journey matters more than the destination

[slim junco]

touche

[stiff hull]

Me watching another red seal steel kings run

[slim junco]

theyre addicting

[solar portal]

i've actually never done like a high score baron run

i kinda just stop when i beat the game

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[stiff hull]

Man, I’ve never even reached ante 12

[slim junco]

but those runs with red seal lucky card and idol will ever be my favorite

[stiff hull]

Closest I got was with triboulet, and then the plant shot me in the kneecaps

[solar portal]

aw unlucky

good luck tho

[slim junco]

i hate the plant

[solar portal]

i like money centric runs

[stiff hull]

Petroglyph is the last voucher I need to unlock

[solar portal]

can i show you a vid of a run i got recently?

i had like 400$ at the end

[slim junco]

id be happy to watch it

[stiff hull]

Bull, my beloved

[solar portal]

it's not a full run just the end

[slim junco]

bull is peak

[solar portal]

ya i like bull it's so noice

[stiff hull]

I had a polychrome bull run on plasma deck and HRRRRNGH

[solar portal]

i love polychromes

and the ghost deck

ankhing a poly feels so nice

[stiff hull]

By the time I see ankh I already have enough jokers where it’s not worth it

[magic schooner]

Yorickdespiser why do you despise yorick

[stiff hull]

because I’ve never unlocked him

Yorick won’t show his dumb face to me

[magic schooner]

Wuh no

There's someone named that in here

Hahaa

[solar portal]

it's buried somewhere

the yorick hate is wild 😔

[stiff hull]

I’d love Yorick if he ever actually showed up

[solar portal]

my fav legendary is either yorick or chicot

[twin escarp]

i got yorick one time and then lost on the next ante

peak

[stiff hull]

I never will understand the chicot hate

[magic schooner]

Chicot appreciation, peak taste

[solar portal]

exactly

and i play on abandonned deck a lot so a shit ton of the legendaries suck when i do

[slim junco]

chicot is peak lowkey

highkey even

[stiff hull]

“Oh just buy directors cut?” With what money? I’m broke as hell

[solar portal]

chicot is so overhated

[slim junco]

real

[solar portal]

and what if it just

[magic schooner]

I can't make myself like abandoned deck, it's always deeply unlucky for me

[solar portal]

doesn't show up

[slim junco]

canio isnt hated enough

[twin escarp]

whats canio again

[stiff hull]

Ok I was a Canio hater but I’ve recently turned a new leaf

[solar portal]

wich one is canio i forgot isn't it the one where you have to kill faces?

[slim junco]

yeah

[solar portal]

i kinda like him i've got him to like 20+X before

[slim junco]

only good with pareidolia

[solar portal]

you just need the right setup

[twin escarp]

best joker ever is lucky cat

[stiff hull]

I used to hate him cause I could never set him up, but once you do, oh baby he goes

[solar portal]

yorick trib and chicot are def more generic

perkeo too

i dont really like perkeo

he's the only legendary i dont have a gold sticker on

[slim junco]

weird way to spell perkeo man

[twin escarp]

nuh uh

lucky cat legit my goat

[slim junco]

yuh uh

[magic schooner]

(Phone picture is why it's all blue) i had this canio setup one time and my glass cards refused to break

[twin escarp]

im getting cooked and then a lucky cat

[tardy eagle]

Another joker idea
Overdue paycheck: every scoring card gives you $1 if it's your final hand

[solar portal]

damn unlucky af

with a dice too?

[magic schooner]

Ikr

It was crazy

[solar portal]

that's rly neat

[civic copper]

what are yalls most used joker?

[solar portal]

synergizes with dust and acrobatics

[civic copper]

somehow my most used joker is abstract

[slim junco]

canio is good joker, but the setup isnt the most practical