🎙・server-chat

[vapid nacelle]

No you didn't

It's too niece a lot of things have to work

[red hamlet]

seance has an uncle/auntie?

that's neat

[daring dagger]

I did win (granted it was white stake but still)

[mellow mantle]

Does the blank voucher litterally do nothing

[red hamlet]

get 10 and it unlocks antimatter

antimatters gives 1 joker slot

[vapid nacelle]

Yes a blank voucher is blank

[hearty owl]

yes

[red hamlet]

other than that, no

[solar portal]

somehow threw

[solar portal]

so you know how some vouchers have like a stronger stage 2 version?

it does nothing but it's stage 2 version is absurd

so it's a gamble

[hearty owl]

life is a gamble

[solar portal]

if you have a lot of money i recommend it it's very good

[mellow mantle]

How do you get to stage two? And what does stage two do?

[red hamlet]

give you a joker slot

you need to use blank 10 times

[solar portal]

when you get a voucher you can get the stage 2 version in the shop if you're lucky

[grand dune]

Is Throwback a good stacking joker for you guys?

[solar portal]

for example if you get the one that gives u an extra hand the stage 2 version that also gives an extra hand can pop up but it's not guaranteed

[red hamlet]

if you have certain skips you like taking yeah

[solar portal]

so if you buy blank there's a chance it can pop up

but first you have to unlock it by buying blank 10 times

[solar portal]

nah def not

i rarely skip

i guess i skip sometimes when im feeling risky

but whenever i skip for negative or poly it's always like

rental perishaple eternal egg

[grand dune]

I don't like skipping blinds in general

[solar portal]

sometimes i skip but it usually goes bad for me

[grand dune]

The tags are tempting, but you'll miss out on alot imo

[solar portal]

sometimes i giga highroll and get like a brainstorm to hex or shit

[solar portal]

if you actually wanna win the only tag you should take in 99% if cases is investmant on round 1

[weak turtle]

yo i think i got the wrong version of balatro /s

[red hamlet]

ante 1 investment is neat

[red hamlet]

average modded run xdd

[grand dune]

What's that again?

[red hamlet]

25 bvucks for beating boss

[grand dune]

Also, I don't get the double tag thing

[weak turtle]

its atually not modded, its just the debug mode

[solar portal]

how do access that

[grand dune]

Right, right

[solar portal]

never did

[red hamlet]

https://github.com/WilsontheWolf/DebugPlus

[solar portal]

oh ok

chat what is the deck you dread to have to get to gold stake the most

[grand dune]

What's double tag?

[solar portal]

doubles the next tag you pick

[red hamlet]

gives you an extra tag next time you skip

[solar portal]

good if you skip a lot

[weak turtle]

black deck any day

[grand dune]

Okok

[solar portal]

at least black deck is challenging

zodiac deck and anaglyph deck are just... boring... plain old noodle soup

[whole delta]

my first soul ;D

[vagrant bane]

Can I eat it

[obtuse barn]

yum

[vagrant bane]

The legendary sucks

[grand dune]

What synergies work for loyalty card?

[whole delta]

is perkeo good

[dusk socket]

Nothing. Don’t buy it.

[grand dune]

Wish it gets reduced to 3 hands played to activate the xmult

6 is like two blinds later

[solar portal]

I9RHAHJR

NEGATIVE BLUEPRINT FROM A WRAITH

[red hamlet]

i'll show you a negative blueprint

[solar portal]

I MEAN BRAINSTORM

SAME SHIOT

[somber parcel]

I love skipping!!!

[solar portal]

i died

black deck is hard

[ivory helm]

Lmao

[neat sphinx]

Ok, i posted the triple polycrome madness seed

I got to ante 12 , round 36.

[lyric fulcrum]

ballsatro

[somber parcel]

I only have gold stake left for anaglyph deck

it's the furthest ive gotten with any deck

[neat sphinx]

Nice

[lapis latch]

Yall

What is the best deck to beat the game in only 12 rounds

[latent thorn]

I have no idea, but i do know that flashback will be op

[lapis latch]

flash a back

[zenith owl]

You know what else Is hard?

[somber parcel]

erraric deck looks crazy

[zenith owl]

Canio and blue print and brainstorm

[solar portal]

i need an adult

wait i am an adult

i still need one

[zenith owl]

I am 18

So i am a legal adult

[zenith owl]

Let me guess it's triboulet?

[whole delta]

perkeo

[zenith owl]

I think triboulet is everyone's first legendary joker

[frigid locust]

erratic/plasma/anaglyph

[whole delta]

i died a few rounds on

[zenith owl]

Lucky

[zenith owl]

How do you get plasma deck?

Currently on black stake

In yellow deck

[frigid locust]

mine is canio - yorick - perkeo & triboulet came in the same run, i dont remember who came earlier - chicot

[zenith owl]

I think canio is my fav

[frigid locust]

win a blue stake run

[zenith owl]

Canio is so easy to bulid up power for

[red hamlet]

i did it on checkered with throwback

[zenith owl]

Especially if you get him early on

[solar portal]

this is t he worst setup i think i'll win a run with

and yes i have an eternal mail in rebate and burglar i panicked and didn't think

[zenith owl]

That's what i did on green stake with canio with blueprint and brainstorm

[frigid locust]

thats funny

[zenith owl]

It was a crazy run

[zenith owl]

Win?

What stake are you on

[solar portal]

blue stake so i should be good

[frigid locust]

canio is the most fun one to me

[zenith owl]

What ante

[frigid locust]

perkeo & triboulet gives more points

[zenith owl]

Me too triboulet is also fun

[solar portal]

7 rn

[frigid locust]

yorick is solid good

[solar portal]

blinds have like no health

[zenith owl]

I think yorick is great if you get him very early on

[frigid locust]

chicot is just an unlimited supply of negative luchador
edit: wait, not even negative

[zenith owl]

It's easy to bulid him up

[zenith owl]

Which is great idk why people hate on him

Chicot saved me alot

[solemn elm]

6th sense is better than cloud 9 apart from the first 3 antes

deck thinning and spectral gen be damned

[frigid locust]

well any legendary joker is great if you get it early... including chicot

[zenith owl]

Nah perkeo is good at any stage

Aswell as triboulet

Others are better early game

[stray mantle]

Blueprint moment

[solar portal]

blue bell

it's in the bag

[zenith owl]

Madness

[zenith owl]

Excuse me are those two brainstorms?

[red hamlet]

3 blueprints

xdd

[zenith owl]

Do you have a permit for that many jokers?

[red hamlet]

4 e4ven

[stray mantle]

Uhhh

I left my permit at home

[lapis latch]

it was easier than i thought

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[solar portal]

burglar + mail in rebate too op plz nerf

[zenith owl]

Color?

That's one way to put it

[solar portal]

flushes are called that in some languages

[zenith owl]

Most of the jokers in this game need nerfing ngl

[lapis latch]

i talk spanish

i almost died anyways, i had to play a two pair to survive

[frigid locust]

what

[somber parcel]

never nerf cavendish please

[zenith owl]

What

[solar portal]

yes like satellite

it's just so busted

[frigid locust]

why did u put misprint after throwback

[lapis latch]

anyways, i need to get 30 diamonds in deck, so ima try that

[zenith owl]

Misprint is the goat bro

[frigid locust]

ngl i regret unlocking that

[slim junco]

my hands are shaking ( im 13 years old) i bought spotify premium with my father lebit card... will i be hacked by google ceo sundar pichai ?? turkish scammer here btw...

[lapis latch]

misprint does barely anything idc

[zenith owl]

Don't hate on my boy misprint

[solar portal]

chat what do i pick here

[red hamlet]

yeah but they put it after xmults

[solar portal]

wrong pic

[red hamlet]

it's still better to put it before xmults

[solar portal]

im thinking luchador and splash

[solar portal]

misprint lets you see the future

if you hover over it it tells you what you will draw

[zenith owl]

Great thinking

Wait

No

Get chad

Chad and splash

[stray mantle]

Based

[lapis latch]

i dont need to tryhard that much ik it does that

[wispy wedge]

Luchador and Chad here feels right to me

[stray mantle]

Chad automatically

[solar portal]

nah chad sucks no synergy with any of my jokers

[zenith owl]

Luchador is temporary tho

[stray mantle]

Photograph???

[zenith owl]

Like one time only

[stray mantle]

Photochad???

[solar portal]

shhhh im ragebaiting

🤫

[frigid locust]

no way

[stray mantle]

I cannot let this slander slide...

[frigid locust]

nahhhh bro no way u thought hes serious

💀

[stray mantle]

[solar portal]

im gonna pic chad and trading card

i like consistnacy

actually

[zenith owl]

I am touching you

[stray mantle]

Photochad slander is a sensitive topic

[solar portal]

chad in luchador in case the windows come up

[stray mantle]

Eternal trading card is kind of bad

[unborn kelp]

Yahooo negative blackboard

[frigid locust]

yeah take chad and trading card, and use the tradingcard to discard face cards

[solar portal]

ur right

[unborn kelp]

eternal.....

[zenith owl]

It fucking sucks

[solar portal]

10 billion iq play

[short wedge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[unborn kelp]

it was sarcastic

[stray mantle]

No

[solar portal]

yeahhh i like it tho

but im playing on black deck

so i gotta tryhard

[zenith owl]

Bro sell probability

[stray mantle]

Blackboard is crazy when deck fixed

[dusk socket]

True

[stray mantle]

3x mult is no joke

[frigid locust]

?

[stray mantle]

And a negative is a negative

[unborn kelp]

hmm........should i buy a an eternal invis?

[zenith owl]

Probability joker

[stray mantle]

💔💔💔💔💔

[frigid locust]

blackboard is goodi like it

[zenith owl]

Baseball joker is true homie

[frigid locust]

there isn't one?

[stray mantle]

There's no way eternal invis exists

[dusk socket]

Lying for what

[unborn kelp]

im using a mod

[zenith owl]

It's literally called probability

[unborn kelp]

not unmodded

[zenith owl]

Lol

[red hamlet]

high or?

[unborn kelp]

official would never have eternal invis

[stray mantle]

You mean Oops all sixes

[gleaming cliff]

that one isn't possible iirc

[stray mantle]

Eternal egg exists though lmfao

[red hamlet]

invis isn't eternal compat

[zenith owl]

Oh right my bad

[gleaming cliff]

swashbuckler enjoyers rejoice

[frigid locust]

and it isnt up there

[unborn kelp]

ik, saw it once on gold stake and was rolling on the floor

[solar portal]

ride the bus photochad time?

[unborn kelp]

PHOTCHAAAAd

[red hamlet]

generally speaking, if a joker would be completely useless with a tag, you can't get it with that tag

[zenith owl]

You can see the edge of it

[stray mantle]

I've done egg swash before it's not allat 💔

[stray mantle]

💔

[unborn kelp]

i concur

[gleaming cliff]

you need a good xMult joker to even make it get into ante 5 or 6

[zenith owl]

What does that mean

[stray mantle]

• mult on gold stake isn't good to rely on

[solar portal]

the phrase i concur became a meme in a server i was in and i think ended up getting banned

[frigid locust]

it literally says 5/5 wheres the 6th joker you are talking about

[red hamlet]

invisible would be completely unusable with eternal
so it can't get it
food jokers can't get them either (except egg) because they would go into negatives

[zenith owl]

Food jokers

Food jokers suck except for egg

[pine kelp]

lol, ok

[red hamlet]

we know you're a ragebaiter

[dusk socket]

True

[frigid locust]

egg is a food joker?

[red hamlet]

you could've stopped ages ago

[zenith owl]

They run out like food

[unborn kelp]

is it strange that the only negative legendary ive ever gotten was yorick?

[stray mantle]

No it's an inedible joker

[zenith owl]

Egg isn't food?

[vale fog]

me when ice cream carries me to ante 3

[dreamy pier]

Things are getting funky

[pine kelp]

‘Only’

ok

[digital oxide]

it might aswell not be with the inflation going on

🔥

[pine kelp]

like it’s common to get nat negative legendaries

[unborn kelp]

sunfish frffr

[zenith owl]

Bro is cooking

Bro will die on ante 12

[frigid locust]

me when eternal dagger + eternal madness:

[digital oxide]

ur putting too much trust on bloodstone

[zenith owl]

Well if his whole deck is hearts he might have a chance

IF

No blueprint or brainstorm is crazy tho

[lapis latch]

big numbar of money

[unborn kelp]

anybody know any seeds where i can get a ton of oops all 6s?

[cerulean sphinx]

balala

[zenith owl]

Try typing 666666

[unborn kelp]

balala indeed

[zenith owl]

That would probably do something

[lapis latch]

balala

[unborn kelp]

is he joking or actually serious i cant tell

[zenith owl]

I am on something

[stray mantle]

I will never stop using this image lmao

[lapis latch]

holy shit

[unborn kelp]

hmmmm.......same

[zenith owl]

The plant always wins tho

[unborn kelp]

plant is always unirocally easiest for me

[zenith owl]

You use abandoned?

[red hamlet]

🥱

[unborn kelp]

yeppp

[stray mantle]

5 blueprints perchance

[cerulean sphinx]

face

[unborn kelp]

but did kill plant on checkered and plasma once

[zenith owl]

That many blueprints is too much for the game

[unborn kelp]

checkered was close used all 4 of my hands

[unborn kelp]

my cousin got 6 negative blueprints tho

all copying mime

[stray mantle]

What was his hand size 💔

[unborn kelp]

mime was doing some freaky stuff w/ the gold and steel

[dreamy pier]

I did bloodstone as a joke

[unborn kelp]

idk, he used a bunch of crptids on jacks

[zenith owl]

How do i get the queen joker?

[unborn kelp]

which one

[lapis latch]

yall my build is fire or nah?

[zenith owl]

So i need like 5 hearts in my deck

[lapis latch]

the triple diamond yoker

[unborn kelp]

ahhh that

[red hamlet]

play abandoned and take hanging men

[brave arch]

Hi, was the information about the co-op false?

[unborn kelp]

my eyes are hurting at the polychrome

[red hamlet]

probably yeah lmfao

[dusk socket]

Cryptids on jacks is certainly a decision

[unborn kelp]

i know

wanted to die as soon as i saw his monitor

[pine kelp]

Bro is hitting the road, leave him be

[dreamy pier]

Smeared joker would make the mult go brrrr

[zenith owl]

I love smeared joker

[dreamy pier]

Same

[zenith owl]

It's the most fun joker card to use

[unborn kelp]

ive heard many things about cryptid

should i play it?

[red hamlet]

funny number go up

[zenith owl]

Cryptid copies cards no?

[unborn kelp]

no the mod

[red hamlet]

but modding goes into #⚙・modding-general

[dusk socket]

The mod

[unborn kelp]

not the spectral

[zenith owl]

Bro you only reply to me

[vagrant bane]

Look at my build

[unborn kelp]

im not discussing the mod, just asking if i should play it or not

[dusk socket]

Yes

[red hamlet]

should ask the people in modding chat since they play modded xdd

[unborn kelp]

stuntman on plasma goes brr

[lapis latch]

CRAZY

[red hamlet]

🅱️otas

[solar portal]

the spike from blue stake to purple stake is insane

[zenith owl]

Damn

[stray mantle]

Bro is going full chips

[dusk socket]

If I’m replying to “true” to anything you say, you should reevaluate yourself and your opinions.

[stray mantle]

Stuntman is very overrated though lmao

[unborn kelp]

xchips in official when?

[stray mantle]

You can sell it since you have bull anyways

[zenith owl]

You are gay

[stray mantle]

We already have that it's called mult

[red hamlet]

?????

[vagrant bane]

@stray mantle deck

[unborn kelp]

but ya gotta admit that early antes is super easy, barely an incovenience

[solar portal]

i beat blue stake my hands tied between my back with a permanent mail in rebate and burglar and i just lost a purple stake run cuz my photochad build sucked

[solar portal]

nothing would be wrong with that

[unborn kelp]

wow! didnt know that thanks

[dusk socket]

Is this like “gay” derogatory

[lapis latch]

diamond flush build does 90 k

crazy

[frigid locust]

are you legitimately brainstorming ramen

[zenith owl]

What does deragotry mean

[unborn kelp]

im talking bout chip increase

[dusk socket]

Bad. Negative. As an insult.

[unborn kelp]

demeaning, insulting

[solar portal]

average homophobe

[zenith owl]

Me!

?

[stray mantle]

You have bull

[unborn kelp]

.....................

[zenith owl]

I don't have a phobia of homes bro

Scara can vouch

I love homes

[stray mantle]

Okay that one's funny

[unborn kelp]

what

[solar portal]

oh yeah? how many flush houses have you done

[unborn kelp]

bro i literally met u today

[zenith owl]

2

[unborn kelp]

like 10 minutes ago

[solar portal]

chat did y'all know if you do a royal straight with only wild cards

it becomes a royal gay

and gives you a skibidillion chips

[unborn kelp]

wowo

[stray mantle]

It's really good on plasma to help you set up your build but it becomes a hindrance fast

[frail wind]

I luv Four Fingers joker card man

[primal sphinx]

Why are people always fighting in the discord for clown card game

[unborn kelp]

better than naneinf huh

...........

[zenith owl]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[stray mantle]

🤯🤯🤯🤯

[frail wind]

Don't

[ivory helm]

I got four fingers for you

[cerulean sphinx]

i balala

[ivory helm]

[unborn kelp]

everybody boutta go hunger games on queen sky

[solar portal]

proof

[short wedge]

?

[unborn kelp]

havent seen purple stake ina long time

[dusk socket]

🗣️🔥🔥what does this even mean

[vagrant bane]

What Joker is veside of drunkard of Joker list?

[unborn kelp]

i only either do either white or gold

[vagrant bane]

I don't have it unlocked

[solar portal]

im playing black deck haven't got very far

[unborn kelp]

gud question

[solar portal]

i mostly do gold but i wanna 100% the game

[lapis latch]

flush goes insane

[unborn kelp]

black deck.....help me

[vagrant bane]

LA TRIBU

[unborn kelp]

.........the thing is....idk any sheet

[vagrant bane]

How do I get that

...

[solar portal]

thought that was french for a second

[vagrant bane]

Stones?

[solar portal]

i forgor lemme look that up

you just need a stone in your deck

and it can show up

[vagrant bane]

._.

I had stones in my decks

[lapis latch]

😭

[solar portal]

yeah but it needs to show up in the shop

[lapis latch]

invisible joker goes insane

[solar portal]

diamondmaxxing? based

[vagrant bane]

What does it do?

I assume retrigger stone

Or 2x

[dusk socket]

+25 chips per stone in deck

[lapis latch]

BLUEPRINT 😭

I GOT BLUEPRINT

[vagrant bane]

Blueprint chan

[turbid ermine]

“You got any polychromes?”

“Wait? There’s non polychrome ones?”

[vagrant bane]

Blueprint dating sim

[unborn kelp]

blueprint chan indeed

[solar portal]

gives u more chips it sucks

[unborn kelp]

poly deck on mod be like

[solar portal]

average ghost deck player

[stray mantle]

Pivot to ice cream build confirmed?

[unborn kelp]

dang

buy the wheeeeeelllllll

[short wedge]

lol i even died before i got to the bell

[stray mantle]

Nah

I need ectos

[unborn kelp]

Yeahhhhhhh

i love gambling 2$

every time

NOPE!

did get foil on egg once, absolutely useless

[solar portal]

HARD CHOICE

[lapis latch]

675K diamond flush

crazy

[solar portal]

i think ima go with madness cuz ride the buss is kinda nerfed on black deck

[unborn kelp]

nice

[unborn kelp]

ofc

[turbid ermine]

Let’s go gambling!
He was later found dead on ante 2

[stray mantle]

Madness🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[unborn kelp]

i mean......you arent wrong

[gilded folio]

cries

[short wedge]

had this happening to me like 2 or 3 times

[stray mantle]

Ts happens to me all the time

[lapis latch]

I FORGOT TO REROLL NO

[civic copper]

lovely combo

wish it were a 💯 though

[lapis latch]

i pay my respects to the diamond flush build

[solar portal]

ùy bempved

[civic copper]

doing a survey here real quick

opinions on chicot?

[short wedge]

goated when negative

[civic copper]

chicot is slandered and libeled :(

[fluid dragon]

Goated when gotten, makes everything super simple

[civic copper]

exactly!

planet based build? flint is no longer a problem?

[solar portal]

second fav legendary if not fav

[civic copper]

baron? the plant is no more

it kills any blinds that would counter your build

[solar portal]

looks cool the person it's based on is cool and it's hella useful in just about any build

[civic copper]

(also getting 2 of him is fun)

never did that, but i heard its really fun

[solar portal]

wouldn't it do like nothing

[civic copper]

well, from what i heard, not really

[short wedge]

imagine it reactivates the boss bling

[solar portal]

i think you were lied to cuz logically 2 chicots does nothing

[civic copper]

maybe, but i will find out sooner or later

[solar portal]

if you have 5 chicots however

you instantly win the run no matter what ante you're on

[civic copper]

even if i have to resort to mods to set up a seed to check it out

[solar portal]

it's like exodia

[red hamlet]

You get bonuses from some bosses

[solar portal]

trust me bro my cousin's friend's dog did it once

[solar portal]

wait really?

[civic copper]

from what i heard, ya

like the needle

or the manacle

[red hamlet]

Scales with more chicot

[stray mantle]

Should I take voucher skip for the chance of antimatter

[red hamlet]

So 3 will give you +2 hand size

[stray mantle]

I feel like antimatter is the only real way I can get higher rn

[solar portal]

ur right

that's so kewl

wait by permanant does it mean like

FOREVER?

[civic copper]

the humble negative tag:

[solar portal]

chicot might move from my second fav to my fav tbh

[civic copper]

also, yea take the skip

long live antimatter

[stray mantle]

There's a high chance I could just get shit and miss perkeo progress

I don't even have blank lol

[civic copper]

oh wow thats

thats a lotta vouchers

[stray mantle]

The game hates me

[civic copper]

no yeah dont take the skip

[stray mantle]

4 bps on gold ticket

[civic copper]

i think if you dont have blank when the vouchers are generated, antimatter cant even appear in the shop

makes sense to work that way

[stray mantle]

Yeah I meant blank

[civic copper]

ahh

right

naw you can do it

get that blank

[stray mantle]

I didn't lmao

I need those planets

[civic copper]

https://tenor.com/view/asdw-gif-7583041915621198443

[civic copper]

use all of them lol

level 200 flush five whatever

[stray mantle]

Hell no💔

I need my accordion

[vagrant bane]

Best deck to encounter a stone Joker and best way to unlock merry andy?

[civic copper]

stone joker is just, plain luck

try restarting runs until you can get arcana skip tag on the small blind and the tower

[fluid dragon]

Help, I'm using a deck of cards and my memory of balatro to play round 1 small blinds over and over </3

[agile pawn]

my first legendary gold sticker yay

[civic copper]

(also i forgot the unlock condition for merry andy)

[civic copper]

congrats!!

i think i got my first legendary gold sticker 3 times at once haha

[vagrant bane]

Half deck iirc

[civic copper]

had 3 of them int he same build

[vagrant bane]

Size

[civic copper]

oh? i thought that was just the achievement

oh, nope

[vagrant bane]

Oh wait

No

12 rounds

[civic copper]

i think this one you could try uhh, checkered deck? flushes are consistent and then you can try to find throwback to skip most blinds

[stray mantle]

"Better late than never!" type blank 😭😭😭

[wary ibex]

Would Analglyph not be the best?

You can get more benefits from skipping that way

[civic copper]

i mean, maybe, but its not like it will make getting stronger hands easier

but i get your point

[red hamlet]

Kinda

Personally I did it on checkered and get throwback

[wary ibex]

ahhh thats fair

Either or tbh

[civic copper]

throwback so goated 🙏

[red hamlet]

Checkered is just anaglyph but frontloaded into suit conversions

So you can easily build for flushes

[nimble viper]

can steel joker be applied with foil etc

[civic copper]

ya, but the editions only work if theyre scored, not triggered

[red hamlet]

You mean can it have foil?

[nimble viper]

yeah

[red hamlet]

Yeah

No reason it couldnt

[nimble viper]

the steel effect has that popover to the left similar to editions

[red hamlet]

it's not actually steel

it just explains what steel is

cause it includes the keyword

[nimble viper]

got it

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788

[red hamlet]

other jokers that mention things like that have it too

like glass joker

[civic copper]

hope that helped!

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-villain-chair-spin-suave-gif-23573281

[civic copper]

omg polychrome hii

[short wedge]

got contellation and im getting no planets

[sharp compass]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[civic copper]

the humble planet merchant voucher:

[short wedge]

high priestess saved me

ceres and jupiter

[red hamlet]

GOAT

[solar portal]

i hate that i know im gonna die if i pick the blueprint

i still have to there's no world where i dont

[civic copper]

i personally think seeing the most used tarot of someone's balatro run is telling of who they are

[sharp compass]

True
Got DNA from it once

[civic copper]

money makah

just straight up making that dough

[humble olive]

:) ||the seed didn't have negatives :(||

[cunning patio]

im kinda new to balatro and like i found the card that gives you a legendary joker and i died that same round :c

[sharp compass]

Guys how do I get my progress from phone to pc

[solar portal]

never punished

[civic copper]

oh no :((

[solar portal]

aw

what legendary did you get?

[sharp compass]

Man

[short wedge]

now i got 2 celetial packs and one has a black hole lmao

[solar portal]

mine is the wheel

what does that say about me

[cunning patio]

let me check

[civic copper]

gambler²
gambling on the gambling game

[frail wind]

This game fucking hates me sometimes

[cunning patio]

this one

[frail wind]

Like why can't we be friends

[sharp compass]

It means that you think that gambling through discards is never enough

[cunning patio]

it seemed soo op

like

[sharp compass]

.

[sharp compass]

It is

[civic copper]

playing checkered deck until i won gold stake has done irreparable damage to my consumables stats

[ivory helm]

That’s busted

[cunning patio]

:c

[pine kelp]

Damn, my second ever Illusion purchase since getting C

[solar portal]

would y'all sell something?

[cunning patio]

oh no :c

[solar portal]

you're right i love gambling

[civic copper]

oh it very much is, just like photograph and glass cards

[ivory helm]

I meant, it looks rly good

[civic copper]

any retriggers make that insane

[ivory helm]

lol

[civic copper]

sell invis to double something 🧠

double blueprint

trust

[cunning patio]

nooooooo :c

[solar portal]

double shiny ride the bus

[civic copper]

dont worry you'll get it again sometime

i believe in you

you'll get an e24 run

[cunning patio]

what does that even mean

like

[civic copper]

number with 24 zeroes

zeros?

zeroes looks better

but zeros looks right

[short wedge]

its zeros

[dark osprey]

I beat fragile first try woo

I almost threw

[short wedge]

and zeroes looks dumb

[civic copper]

fragile!!!! omg hiiii!!! :3

[civic copper]

makes all your jokers perishable*

[dark osprey]

hiii yes

[civic copper]

fragile is one of my favorite challenges honestly

[short wedge]

jokes on you im on green stake

[civic copper]

its easy, but its really fun

[pine kelp]

Both are fine (zeros/zeroes)

[short wedge]

what about zeroses

[dark osprey]

I had drivers licence and was about to do a blind before the final boss before I saw I had 17/16 enhanced cards required

[bronze wave]

I've been trying to beat green stake but my luck is just ass

[civic copper]

oohhh thats close

i honestly just, find any retriggers and planets and boom

done

retriggers are goated for everything

[short wedge]

im on erratic green stake :p

[solar portal]

it's so in the bag

[civic copper]

lucky cards, glass, editions, triboulet, photograph

[dark osprey]

I went shoot the moon and death/strengthed into a heap of queens with stencil joker and high card

[red hamlet]

blueprint on bus, huh???

[dark osprey]

I didn't find any retriggers till real late

[solar portal]

hologram is helkla low rn

just added it

[civic copper]

marble joker only white sticker 👎

[red hamlet]

what's it at? and waht are the busses at

[civic copper]

i expected more of you, person i just met

[solar portal]

it's about to be purple if that makes you feel better

[solar portal]

it was at 0 lol

[civic copper]

it does :)

[red hamlet]

oh lmfao

[solar portal]

do i greed and sell a buss for a driver's license?

[civic copper]

no

[solar portal]

and yes i have two busses and no driver's licenses arrest me

yeah ur right

[civic copper]

the driver's license cant drive buses

its still illegal

keep the buses

a bus is worth more than driving legally

[red hamlet]

uhm

driver license is expired

lol

[civic copper]

what the heck why is abstract so high

[solar portal]

okay this setup is NUTS

im one rock man

[civic copper]

marble joker wins

[solar portal]

also i got a wheel to work

extremely common gambling w

remember kids gamble

boom iwon

[slim junco]

how tf

I GET BANNED OFF THE TERRARIA AND THE FUCKING HALF LIFE SERVER WITHIN 10 minutes of each other

[red hamlet]

chances are it's deserved

[cunning patio]

goated combo

[sharp compass]

got both of them in 1 pack once, unfortunately it wasn't a mega pack

so

yeah

[cunning patio]

sad

mega pack is like the one that lets you pick 2 right?

[sharp compass]

ye

[red hamlet]

The Plant is coming.

[cunning patio]

what that mean

like

[red hamlet]

boss that debuffs faces

means all your cards are gonna be debuffed xdd

[cunning patio]

omg

if that happens

like

what do i do

like

do i sell?

[short wedge]

yes

[sharp compass]

yeah

[static jackal]

sell before u enter the blind

[cunning patio]

oohhh thx

[red hamlet]

Or buy director cut and reroll

Or have enough hand level and other mult to get through

The plant ain't shit if your scoring is from jokers

[static jackal]

so its skibidi toilet

[cunning patio]

18 MILLLION?!?!?!??!

how

[thin zinc]

only

[cunning patio]

what

fym only

[thin zinc]

Rookie numbers

[cunning patio]

what the fuck

like

[thin zinc]

Yes

It's pretty easy

[cunning patio]

18.718.820 is rookie numbers

like what

[thin zinc]

Just got to do the right things

And voila you're there

[thin zinc]

Practice more

[static jackal]

million is rookie number

[thin zinc]

I almost got naninf

Then got got

And couldn't get it

[cunning patio]

i havent scored more than 400.000 whym 😭

[thin zinc]

Not to be rude but

[static jackal]

this my highest

[thin zinc]

Skill issue

[static jackal]

not very good

[thin zinc]

It's decent

[opaque shard]

Sometimes I'm glad I lose a run because I wasn't gonna be happy if I won painted deck gold stake with green joker pair build

[cunning patio]

what does the e even mean

[thin zinc]

Good enough

[cunning patio]

fr

[static jackal]

adds an extra zero to shorten long numbers

i think

[thin zinc]

More than 1 zero I think

[static jackal]

like 27e5 would be 2.700000

[thin zinc]

Like 000000

[static jackal]

maybe

idk

[cunning patio]

what

[thin zinc]

Is e

[cunning patio]

omg

[thin zinc]

Yeah

[cunning patio]

so thats bassically 2758000000000000

omg

[static jackal]

type

[red hamlet]

E just mean x10 to the power of the number after

But ye, more zeros

[dull valve]

FUCK
WHICH DO I KEEP

literally first shop

[cunning patio]

the right one trust

[red hamlet]

Bloodstone

[dull valve]

no i meant wee or madness

[red hamlet]

Wee won't scale unless you're a skipper

And that won't scale madness

[static jackal]

madnes

wee fuckingh blows

[dull valve]

?!

[red hamlet]

[dull valve]

wee best chip joker

[red hamlet]

Wee is goated chip joke

[static jackal]

who give a fuck about chips

just use planet cards

[red hamlet]

Average white stake player

[dull valve]

truth nuke

ill go with madness

im sorry my pookie wee joker

[static jackal]

wee joke is pee joker

[dull valve]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-baby-stupid-baby-corner-cats-corner-gif-26206322

[static jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-glorp-life-i-cant-take-this-glorp-life-anymore-alien-girl-smoking-gif-8323861188386711474

[slim junco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UEOh41iKwY

[cunning patio]

are negative cards rare?

[slim junco]

as rare as ur mom

[static jackal]

yes

[cunning patio]

ok sorry for asking damn

[cunning patio]

thx

[static jackal]

playing w my meat rn

[slim junco]

you should spray all over his profile and send him a dm

[static jackal]

true

[slim junco]

very good

[static jackal]

get out!!!!!!!!!

[slim junco]

LOLLL !!! 🤣

[static jackal]

[tardy hound]

goblins are real

[static jackal]

true

[red hamlet]

That's glorp

[dull valve]

flint is unfair.

[red hamlet]

Could be worse

[dull valve]

like what

[static jackal]

flint ez

[red hamlet]

All face build with no joker scorinf into a plant

Chips are so based against flint

[dull valve]

i only had madness with x5

and +1 discard joker

lol

[opaque shard]

"I wonder if the hook activates Matador"
"I wonder if the tooth activates Matador"

[dull valve]

didnt find a single eternal the entire run

[dull valve]

matador sucks

[red hamlet]

Has his moments

[dull valve]

matador < luchador <<<<< chicot

[static jackal]

playin w my meat rn

[short wedge]

beef?

[static jackal]

No

[slim junco]

First thing i see when i check this server

[crimson pendant]

It should.

[vagrant bane]

Quick question

[slim junco]

Have fun with ur meat ig

[red hamlet]

Quick answer

[static jackal]

get out!

[static jackal]

i get the joke

[worldly basin]

What does left do

[slim junco]

Heart cards have a 1/2 chance to give x1.5 mult

[red hamlet]

1/2 chance to give 1.5x mult on played heart

[worldly basin]

Its op

[prime moon]

Hello guys im back

[red hamlet]

Goated with all 6s

[worldly basin]

If u have a diamond deck

[slim junco]

True

[red hamlet]

Nah

[slim junco]

Especially with dice

[static jackal]

only*

[red hamlet]

It's alright, it's only strong with oops all 6s

[vagrant bane]

Would you guys play balatro with double everything?
10 jokers instead of 5
Double chance of enhancements
Doubled the deck size
Double the tag

[slim junco]

Essentially makes all hearts polychrome

[static jackal]

no

not even fun no more

[slim junco]

Cryptid

[worldly basin]

Btw guys how do u make a deck full of only 1 type of card or 1 type of suit

Like is there any strat behind it

[red hamlet]

Average modded run

[vagrant bane]

Starts out 104 cards

[ivory helm]

DNA, hanged man

[static jackal]

dna hganged man

[prime moon]

I reported mistranslations do you think they will change them?

[red hamlet]

A lot of arcana and spectral packs

[devout thunder]

Double the blind size
Double the number of blinds
Double the number of antes to win
Double the number of boss blinds

[worldly basin]

Fire

[red hamlet]

I love hung men, favorite tarot for sure

[static jackal]

why would that be fun

[slim junco]

Start with checkered deck preferably
Use death, tarot cards for a certain suit, hanged man, etc

[devout thunder]

Ante 1 small blind with 600 requirement is mental

[ivory helm]

Agreed

[vagrant bane]

@static jackal double jokers

Every effect is doubled

[static jackal]

exactly

[vagrant bane]

E V E R Y

[red hamlet]

You lose twice

[worldly basin]

How to get the checkred deck😭

[vagrant bane]

^

Double money

[static jackal]

it would get lame after 1 run

[slim junco]

i forgot

[ivory helm]

Does anybody have a chart for the required chips per blind per stake?

[red hamlet]

Win 1 run on black deck

[devout thunder]

Violet Vessel is 12x blind requirement (or 24x on plasma)

[worldly basin]

Black deck?

[devout thunder]

Yes

[red hamlet]

You can see what you need to unlock decks on the deck select

Just do that

[worldly basin]

Kk

[red hamlet]

Also discard a royal flush

Peak joker from that

[vagrant bane]

@static jackal higher deck count = higher chance of Royale as well

Not to mention higher flush count potential

[red hamlet]

Uh

No?

[vagrant bane]

Es

Yes

[static jackal]

what im saying is it will only be fun after 1 run

[red hamlet]

You're increasing the chances of all cards equally

[vagrant bane]

No

[ivory helm]

Which is that

[red hamlet]

brainstorm

[outer cairn]

Huh

[vagrant bane]

Five of a kind at the start

[cunning crag]

Hello humans

[ivory helm]

Queen of spades

[prime moon]

The fuck

[vagrant bane]

Queen of diehearts

[outer cairn]

Nice try

[vagrant bane]

King of splubs

[static jackal]

.

[prime moon]

What can is say?

[red hamlet]

ordering a pizza like a good boy

we need a pizza joker

[prime moon]

WTFFF

[static jackal]

i love pizza

[red hamlet]

1/8th of the blind score is added to the played hand
8 uses

[vagrant bane]

When is pizza Joker coming

Pizza Joker sounds cool

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[prime moon]

why add the quote "good boy" WTF

damn daniel freaky

[red hamlet]

why do anything

have some joy and whimsy in your life

it's good for you

[vagrant bane]

What would a pizza Joker do?

[red hamlet]

1/8th of the blind score is added to the played hand
8 uses

[prime moon]

i would write something to you but i dont wanna get banned 😢

[cunning patio]

i died :c

[red hamlet]

do it in DMs

[prime moon]

ok

and?

[cunning patio]

ok sorry mb

like

[ivory helm]

DNA.

[prime moon]

???

[vagrant bane]

Pie Joker

[ivory helm]

And backwards

[vagrant bane]

4 discards every round

-1 discard every round

[prime moon]

OMG IS THAT A SUPER SECRET DNA REFFFFFFRENCE !!#!$!%$

[vagrant bane]

Wait

[cunning crag]

Guys what's your opinions on gambling without money

[ivory helm]

…yes

[prime moon]

not fun

[ivory helm]

I make a routine habit of it

[cunning crag]

Yea me too dw

That's kinda why I'm here...

[ivory helm]

This is you

And me

[cunning crag]

We are all fools

[solar portal]

please not the clown...

[prime moon]

OMG

[ivory helm]

Yes

[solar portal]

BASEBALL CARD

LET'S GO

[vagrant bane]

Jokers I want in Balatro
Loki (Legendary)
Pizza (Food)
Dicky Pearce (Legendary)
Chocolate Banana (Food)
Clown Fish

[ivory helm]

Legendary jokers are based on historical jesters

[vagrant bane]

Dicky Pearce is one

[ivory helm]

Ye

[vagrant bane]

Loki is basically norse jester

[cunning crag]

Norse jimbo

[red hamlet]

god, domino bot sucks

[strong rivet]

all this in ante 3 damn

[ivory helm]

What’s that joker, third from left

[red hamlet]

please but your banana to the left of 4oak joker

[strong rivet]

i havent moved anything yet, just started the round

[ivory helm]

Woah

Thx

[red hamlet]

i love those jokers

[vagrant bane]

New joker: annoying bitch: every hand played scramble your jokers, 4x mult, can't unscramble jokers.

[red hamlet]

so goated

[red hamlet]

i'd rather drag my jimbo across sandpaper

[vagrant bane]

I also want

[sharp compass]

looks like a finisher boss idea

[vagrant bane]

Jumbo

[red hamlet]

mfw it's literally a boss blind already

[sharp compass]

jumbo jimbo

[strong rivet]

game gave me photo 2, lucky seed

[sharp compass]

goofy ahh joker
jimbo is more handsome

[vagrant bane]

+8 mult

[ivory helm]

The trio is my most player joker

[sharp compass]

[vagrant bane]

Superhero joker

When

[sharp compass]

so it's that good
looks like im going for 3oak-less

[vagrant bane]

Balatro battle pass

[ivory helm]

Yes it’s very good

[strong rivet]

bro...

lucky mf seed

[solar portal]

not yorick

[sharp compass]

i have the family but i feel like it's op if i have dna too

[ivory helm]

Fr?

[sharp compass]

since i can dupe

[solar portal]

yorick is from shakespeare

[ivory helm]

Oh shit

[solar portal]

he's the dude who's skull is held when the line "alas poor yorick i knew him well" is spoken

[ivory helm]

Lmao bringing me back to 12th grade English

[solar portal]

he was buried for 23 years that's why the number of cards you have to discard for him to get stronger is so specific

[solar portal]

balatro lore class

[ivory helm]

Lore runs so deep frfr

[cunning crag]

We need this to be real now

[static jackal]

playin with my meat

[cunning crag]

Oh ok

[vagrant bane]

New joker idea milk