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red hamlet
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yeah idk what this run is

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all my rng is gone after this one

gilded folio
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i on the other hand hate this game bro

red hamlet
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rental eternal eggs after this

gilded folio
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istg i have better luck on the binding of isaac

fluid dragon
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how does it feel, forr all the luck in the world to be concentrated into your one balatro run

fluid dragon
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today is a day nobody will win the lottery, because you took all the luck away from everyone <3

red hamlet
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a pair of queens will get me e12 lmfao

gilded folio
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im uninstallign

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i never wanna gamble

fluid dragon
cinder briar
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Ah yes, the best card in the game…

gilded folio
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wait wouldnt gross michael eternal be just indestructible?

red hamlet
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no

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Food jokers aren't compatible with eternal tags

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Even if you use a mod to put it on there, it'll still break

gilded folio
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egg is a food

red hamlet
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egg is also not a joker that has build in self destruct

warm pike
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what do

fluid dragon
warm pike
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ill probably sell stencil in that case

red hamlet
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🗿 it stopped being funny 3 times ago

warm pike
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?

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wdym funny

fluid dragon
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what did

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?

red hamlet
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selling the stencil

fluid dragon
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i think its a genuine question

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at a point you gotta sell the stencle

warm pike
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yes. yes it is.

red hamlet
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stencil is goated

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how's your score headroom

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barely clearing or you got many times the score

warm pike
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i think i probably have enough headroom to manage without it

red hamlet
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also what's your vampire at

warm pike
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not very high, 2.3

red hamlet
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what's your base hand mult at

warm pike
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all lvl 1, no luck with planet cards

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ive been playing full houses

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yknow in most cases itd be easy for me to decide whether to sell this joker

red hamlet
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if you want, rip the stencil for the acro
just pray don't get fucked over by bad draws

warm pike
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my draws have been pretty good, im hoping your luck spread to the rest of us

red hamlet
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47 dollars temperance

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with no egg

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mad

warm pike
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so tempting

fluid dragon
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is it reliable?

red hamlet
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if you deckfix, yeah

fluid dragon
somber parcel
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cavendish

fluid dragon
somber parcel
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gross michael

warm pike
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im getting hit with rares this run

red hamlet
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i love how inconsequential the lucky hit is to the score

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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not worth

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also remmber to copy your acrobat if it's higher than vamp still

fluid dragon
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dont get it, unless you know you can harrd pivot

warm pike
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vamp is at x3 now

red hamlet
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sick

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forgot about midas ngl

onyx mural
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less than 150 hrs

warm pike
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do i need more +mult?

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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nah

fluid dragon
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do you think you do?

red hamlet
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if you want

onyx mural
red hamlet
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you can get rid of tarot

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face rn will give you 25 mult with all face

warm pike
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thats true

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i guess ill focus on planet cards

fluid dragon
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cavendish is speaking again

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i wonder what theyll say

warm pike
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i guess we doin two pair

fluid dragon
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two pair makes me squirm, its like a pair but 2 of them <3

somber parcel
fluid dragon
somber parcel
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I love two pair

fluid dragon
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i want a full house? two pair, flush? two pair, 3 of a kind? two pair

red hamlet
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might be gg for me

warm pike
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just found banan

warm pike
fluid dragon
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is gros michael a rrefrence?

red hamlet
quartz anvil
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should I have brainstorm copy hanging chad or scholar?

red hamlet
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god i love big numbers

somber parcel
warm pike
red hamlet
warm pike
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mmmmmmmmmh im tempted again

quartz anvil
warm pike
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its eternal............but x3.............

red hamlet
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blueprint scholar

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wait

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🤔

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yeah, blueprint scholar and play this

quartz anvil
red hamlet
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with steels yeah

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here's your current setup in a calc

fluid dragon
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am i allowed to post a picture of my cats <3

red hamlet
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if you have to

fluid dragon
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ooh! off topic place

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kittr in off topic :>

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5 lucky cat build

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thats them

red hamlet
brittle dagger
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joker that multiplies mult by current ante

red hamlet
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yup

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there goes my run

brittle dagger
brittle dagger
red hamlet
brittle dagger
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free real estate

brittle dagger
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name?

red hamlet
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it's a blind but

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it's hilarious

brittle dagger
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AWW MANNNNN

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i meant x9 mult on ante 9

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and x4 mult on ante 4

quartz anvil
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Um I just found a baron in my shop do I try to switch to kings?

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if I buy it

red hamlet
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nah

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are you planning on going endless?

quartz anvil
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yeah

red hamlet
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then maybe

brittle dagger
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then do it

fluid dragon
quartz anvil
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I am pretty new to the game

brittle dagger
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but like cmon mannn 😭

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dont fall for the baron trap

red hamlet
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sell showman for it

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i'd say save your endless runs for when you're more experienced

quartz anvil
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this is my deck currently

red hamlet
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first get all the joker and voucher unlocks

brittle dagger
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i dont need it

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right?

quartz anvil
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is there a reason not to go endless?

brittle dagger
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why not

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you will usually hit a wall on ante 11 / 12 tho

red hamlet
quartz anvil
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idk what anti it was

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also just making sure but I should sell showman and buy barron right?

brittle dagger
quartz anvil
brittle dagger
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like deck, next boss blind, hand levels

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also your stake/deck

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and most imortantly your joker roster

warm pike
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i just had to believe in the midas vampire

red hamlet
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incredbile invis joker

fluid dragon
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me when im off by 2 chips XD

warm pike
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i have only one joker that isnt uncommon

fluid dragon
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thats nice

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LETS

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go

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ANTIMATTER

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unlocked :>

warm pike
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eyyyyyy nice

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what should blueprint copy here?

fluid dragon
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took alot of money, and was prolly the reason alot of runs lost, but there it is

fluid dragon
warm pike
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sweet

fluid dragon
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simply the one that giives the most mult

red hamlet
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deffo still vamp

fluid dragon
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doesnt baseball give more here?

red hamlet
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they have 1 uncommon

fluid dragon
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for now?

red hamlet
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oh wait

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i'm dumb

fluid dragon
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oh wait

red hamlet
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misread it

fluid dragon
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oh!

red hamlet
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yeah copy the fuck out of that baseball

fluid dragon
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saying*

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also, i forrgot that blueprint was to the right not the left

fluid dragon
warm pike
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what have i done

red hamlet
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you'll still apss

dark osprey
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I gold staked checkered
kinda a boring deck
pretty easy

warm pike
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i guess youre right, copying anything other than midas would be alright

red hamlet
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pretty sure you ahve hella headroom

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i'm super dead xdd

viscid pulsar
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GIGA HAND SIZE but dead soon LMAO

red hamlet
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nvm misread hte boss lmfao

warm pike
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hooray .u.

red hamlet
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do we kill seance

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1

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obviously

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true

warm pike
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lets see how far this goes

warm pike
rancid mortar
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Hello

fluid dragon
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hi!!!

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welcome in!

rancid mortar
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Yeaa

red hamlet
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not even close (it was so fucking close)

warm pike
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do i dare

fluid dragon
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why

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why would you?

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what benifit

warm pike
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idk im not very good at looking at jokers and crunching the numbers

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ill take that as a no, sheesh

red hamlet
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not worth

vagrant bane
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It's worth

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Don't listne

red hamlet
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worht for funny

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not worth at all actually

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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🥱 modded

rancid mortar
red hamlet
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read the rules for fun

fluid dragon
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theres a modded chat :>

rancid mortar
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okay sorry🙃

past pebble
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don't you just love getting canio with ancient deck?

red hamlet
steady roost
ornate depot
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i am so very close to beating plasma deck gold. the last deck I need to gold

past pebble
red hamlet
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but you probably just need to update your mods xdd

steady roost
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most recent version

red hamlet
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throw otu the lovely injector, see if that fixes it

steady roost
red hamlet
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because you're modded bruh

warm pike
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first spectral pack (finally) what do

red hamlet
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doesn't matter if you don't ahve any mods

warm pike
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no wait second

red hamlet
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cause i say rip the immolate if there's not many of the cards you play

fluid dragon
warm pike
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i play mostly two pair with face cards

steady roost
red hamlet
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🗿

warm pike
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"if i dont grab one of the best vouchers itll work"

red hamlet
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well

steady roost
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if i do grab it i crash

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so like

red hamlet
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move Version.dll from the balatro folder to somewhere else
see if it still crashes

steady roost
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removing lovely did infact work

red hamlet
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sick

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if you don't have any mods there really isn't much point to have it

steady roost
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main reason i have it

red hamlet
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oh damn, dind't realize lovely does that by default

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thought it was a vanilla feature

steady roost
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its a steammodded feature

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or maybe lovgely

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idfk

warm pike
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that one is gonna kill me for sure

steady roost
quartz anvil
steady roost
fluid dragon
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a good ruN!

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i think i want to swap out of half joker, and prrolly scholar aswell

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i hope they nerf photochad

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make chad an uncommon atleast

red hamlet
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mfw it works with baseball card now

fluid dragon
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your right

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make it a rare but it does it 3 times <3

red hamlet
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i think photochad is fine

warm valve
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Hey guys im plyaing balatro but just on mobile device cause i dont have a PC, did anyone know how to get balatro brainstorm mod on mobile?

red hamlet
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you can't

warm valve
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Sadge

red hamlet
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mod

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not card

fluid dragon
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mobile is not pc sadle, and may not be modded so easly

severe geode
steady roost
red hamlet
fluid dragon
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its a mod for balatro

steady roost
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hm

warm valve
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Can u guys checkit on youtube and search roffle lite he's playing a brainstorm mod

red hamlet
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yeah we know

fluid dragon
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antimatter time >:)

quartz anvil
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should I buy a barron right now? and sell showman

steady roost
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or nah

warm pike
brittle dagger
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what hand are you playing

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js wanna know

quartz anvil
brittle dagger
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idk

fluid dragon
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yk, i was about to sell a joker for luchadore, for the verrdant leaf, then i realized why would i do that <#

gritty warren
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0 brainstorms the whole ass time. invis joker hit eternal mime and eternal baron. what could have been 😦

steady roost
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i tried to use my dna???

warm pike
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modded?

red hamlet
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obviously

steady roost
warm pike
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alright you all need to quit with the snippiness

steady roost
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why am i crashing for doing vanilla features

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smh

warm pike
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i glanced at it for two seconds

red hamlet
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because you're using mods that probably affect the game, intentionally or not

steady roost
red hamlet
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brother

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you crashed earlier without any mods, just the injector and steamodded

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either way

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id:browse go grab the modding channels from there and ask in there

steady roost
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yeag

red hamlet
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all the modded nerds hang out there, they'll help

steady roost
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this game just hates me

stoic veldt
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should i buy an ectoplasm and keep hunting for blueprint?

red hamlet
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you can't use ecto

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all your jokers have editions already

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oh wait

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no nvm, yeah i'm rihgt

charred sand
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Glitched mobile seed? When I played a hand it showed that not all of them were face cards. Seed: EENV3WQX

red hamlet
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you have pareidolia

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they're all face cards

charred sand
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Ok crap your right

red hamlet
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always gets me

charred sand
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Im so sorry lol

red hamlet
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nah all good

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you live and you learn

prisma light
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Sorry guys, but a noob has to share something: I just beat Ante 8 for the second time. In the first two Antes, I only got jokers that would provide me with good cash but no mult bonuses. I was clueless in which direction my build should even go, and I thought I would die in Ante 3 or so.
But thanks to Driver's license and Card Sharp, both of which I discovered for the first time and pretty late in the run, I won Ante 8. Boss in Ante 8 was even the Violet Vessel (very large blind)

red hamlet
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sometimes that's just how it is

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cash isn't always bad, means you can start scaling earlier

stoic veldt
fluid dragon
red hamlet
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also tbf he did win

prisma light
fluid dragon
red hamlet
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ended with this xdd

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never gonna get this much balatro crack ever again

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sometimes things just hit and it goes so hard

prisma light
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I heard of the Soul
In my last run which I lost, I discovered Black Hole for the first time

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The Soul amd Black Hole are pretty rare, of what I heard?

red hamlet
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yeah

jovial garnet
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my game soft lock

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how to fix it

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it was decent run

fluid dragon
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Quit and go back In I guess

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This game is pretty good at saving your progress

jovial garnet
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i alredy tried that and not working

fluid dragon
agile citrus
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what do I remove for brainstorm

fluid dragon
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smile?

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i think

agile citrus
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k

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and what should I copy

warm pike
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whats your deck look like?

fluid dragon
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hmmm, id do the schollar, but idk

agile citrus
warm pike
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hmmm

fluid dragon
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well then

ionic remnant
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my wee was at 1.9k

fluid dragon
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it depends on whats in your hand

agile citrus
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ok

ionic remnant
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ante 11 is always my wall

fluid dragon
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if yourr playing aces, use the schollar, if not, then something else

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just whatever you think will score the most in the moment

south jackal
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Anyone know the hand calculator

jovial garnet
ionic remnant
# ionic remnant my wee was at 1.9k

wee joker > fortune teller > negative gluttonous (was running 2 of clubs flush five) > dusk > cavendish > sold foil drunkard for acrobat last shop in hopes that maybe it would beef me up (it didn't)

agile citrus
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btw, just won a run yesterday

fluid dragon
agile citrus
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should I focus on unlocks

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Or just winning on other decks

fluid dragon
fluid dragon
south jackal
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Looking for the hand calculator, anyone help?

fluid dragon
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both are good options, some of the other decks make unlocks easier

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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ok well

red hamlet
south jackal
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Ty

red hamlet
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take into account how much mult your faces and scholar will give
scholar with all aces will give 20
face with all faces will give 25
fist can be anywhere from 22 to 4

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and there's not really an easy way to guarantee it goes big

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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honestly a lot of it is guesswork and trying to analyze them as numbers

vernal plinth
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SCREW YOU THE PLANT
GO LUCHADOR

agile citrus
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should I replace cloud nine with splash

red hamlet
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no

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cloud 9 rn gives you money and 1.5

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also put cloud nice and supernova at the end

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since they're poly

fluid dragon
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its polychrome, that gives you alot of stuff

wanton viper
fluid dragon
vagrant bane
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Question

wanton viper
dark osprey
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goofy ass build

fluid dragon
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dont rremember, but its alot!!!

vagrant bane
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Question

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What Joker was suggested that's in the game now

red hamlet
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none becuase we got no new jokers

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afaik

vagrant bane
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Not from demo days

agile pawn
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baltro

agile citrus
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do I get dusk?

fluid dragon
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do you need or want it?

agile citrus
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uhh idk

red hamlet
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how's your scoring and joker setup

agile citrus
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seems pretty good if I just can waste my cards

red hamlet
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are you hitting the required score in 1 hand?

agile citrus
red hamlet
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and how much over are you going

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do you have cards with enhancements?

agile citrus
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nope

red hamlet
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what's your jokers?

agile citrus
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but I do have a+

red hamlet
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yeah that could probably work

agile citrus
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should I replace the polychrome cloud 9

red hamlet
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what's your current joekrs

agile citrus
red hamlet
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sell fist, buy gros michel

agile citrus
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ill skip dusk

red hamlet
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time to play a different addicted game with frustrating moments

agile citrus
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ramen

fluid dragon
hollow ice
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Does anyone here wants to play balatro an speaks portuguese???

fluid dragon
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well theres a mod, but thats besides the point <3

rugged ravine
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got my lucky cat to x10 pre ante 8

hollow ice
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No

fluid dragon
hollow ice
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:()

fluid dragon
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?

rugged ravine
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it went up by 3.5x in one round lol

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yeah its consistently doing this

drifting mesa
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ante fucking 2.

fluid dragon
drifting mesa
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:3333

frail hedge
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guys i haven't gotten past ante 7 is this a moral failure on my part and a sign from the eternal ethers to give up on my hopes and dreams and fade away as if i was nothing more then a spec of dust during the heat death of the universe?

fluid dragon
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and like, unlock some jokerrs

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i beleive in you <3

agile citrus
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dw

frail hedge
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ah sorry i was texting my cousin

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lemme read up

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so basically the advice im receiving is that im like a star

modern radish
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Seed: 47Z5THBP

red hamlet
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did uh

frail hedge
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even when it blows up and dies drastically it creates but naught a beuatiful nebulae which roams the eternities for eons to come

red hamlet
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did you copy the dna with your scoring hand xdd

fluid dragon
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you got this :>

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and for the game, dont skip, and dont alot, and limit yourr rerolls

red hamlet
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alot?

fluid dragon
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woah

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im

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bad at words

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dont skip alot, and limit yourr rerolls*

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"dont alot" lol

red hamlet
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dont skip in general, very few skips are worth

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ante 1 only the 25 bucks skip is gonna make a huge diff

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the rare skip is hit and miss

fluid dragon
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negatives, and the that one yeah

red hamlet
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even negatives

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negatives can be insanely bad

fluid dragon
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but my autism craves them :>

pastel pendant
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Hey, is there a way to replay the game tutorial?

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I wanna show this game to my mom

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(I'm on mobile, for the record)

fluid dragon
red hamlet
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ther'es different profiles

fluid dragon
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or accounts or smthn

red hamlet
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idk if that works

pastel pendant
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I opened a new save; doesn't replay the tutorial*

fluid dragon
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dang...

runic pelican
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teach ur mom

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could be cuter

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idk ¯_(ツ)_/¯

fluid dragon
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i mean, the tutorial seed is TUTORIAL but sadly it doesnt have jimbo telling you stuff

pastel pendant
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I'd do a worse job, and the tutorial eased me into it better

runic pelican
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hmm

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buy it for her on her phone?

pastel pendant
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Expensive

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I could Uninstall and reinstall the game

runic pelican
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maybe

fluid dragon
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i came into this server, and i expected alot more ZAAA WARUDO, am i missing something?

runic pelican
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google play account might screw it up but yeah try it

fluid dragon
runic pelican
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jojo aint a card gaem thonkfail

fluid dragon
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me when i ZAA WARUDO

runic pelican
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lel

red hamlet
runic pelican
fluid dragon
runic pelican
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🤨

fluid dragon
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?

red hamlet
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my autistic toplaner

fluid dragon
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i see

runic pelican
opaque shard
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Was explaining Balatro to my parents

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Didn't work out too well

runic pelican
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lmao

fluid dragon
lament fossil
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so hard to explain without showing it

opaque shard
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I finished the run where I was explaining everything and there was a legendary

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I wonder how that conversation would've gone

opaque shard
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I also got Merry Andy eventually

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Like they wouldn't have been able to process what I did later

fluid dragon
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i found explaining from rround one ante one is a good idea

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it was what worked for my friend

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firrst black stake rrun

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and i found it

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eternal egg

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and yk what

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why not

rugged ravine
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did i cook or nah

fluid dragon
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big cook

gentle summit
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Hey so im having issues on blue deck blur stake and dont knwo how like i get to ante 6 and just dant score enough and i feel like my hands and jokers are good but still

quasi skiff
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Won my first ante : P

fluid dragon
frail hedge
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call me a joker

dark osprey
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I suddenly have 4 handsize for no reason

frail hedge
dark osprey
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oh

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whoops

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it was because a lucky card procced on the luxury tax challenge

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
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I love Balatro…

brazen heron
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save your hex man

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oh shit

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thought that was normal joker for a sec

balmy horizon
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Haven’t even done any deckfixing yet. Wee haters are so stupid

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I already have one scaler I think I’m good

balmy horizon
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I believe I sell for interest?

balmy horizon
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Didn’t even mean to upgrade trousers most stuff was face down… should’ve sold it for interest but now I guess I’ll keep it for a while

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I love this game so much

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Not worth it but very interesting :)

balmy horizon
rocky grove
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lotsa chips

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like a frito-lay factory

balmy horizon
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Yeah

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I don’t take it though, I don’t think, because it makes my 2s harder to find which gives me chips faster

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I could take it to try and get a negative tag or something later lol I don’t think so tho (first is from cola)

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Should I sell bloodstone or not take it?

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
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Ok I think I’ll sell bloodstone I don’t need it

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This game is so nice to me

balmy horizon
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Burnt will be very easy to use once I get all 2s

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I’ll take it for fool value, but I’m really kind of sad I couldn’t make a new 2 now

jovial garnet
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plz help still soft lock ...

balmy horizon
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Hm. I don’t need it, but I guess there’s not much reason not to (wait- yes there is. I’m scoring too much rn)

balmy horizon
jovial garnet
balmy horizon
jovial garnet
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it was my first time too

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from 30 hours gameplay

balmy horizon
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If burnt joker upgrades a secret hand not unlocked in the run yet, does it unlock it? Like if you discard 5oak but still haven’t played a 5oak yet, do you start seeing planet Xs in shop? I assume it’s like black hole where it doesn’t but it would be very interesting

balmy horizon
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I guess abstract goes? Photograph is useless but he’s here for moral support plus what if Chad (oh wait, it’s useless, I’d use a Chad on 2s unless negative pareidolia. Yeah photo goes)

jovial garnet
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smh

balmy horizon
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Interesting

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Not discovered? Good 🤮 but actually even if I go into flush five this is useless

red hamlet
#

save it for checkered run

fluid dragon
balmy horizon
#

OMG I WAS AT $25 AND DECIDED TO GAMBLE, LMFAOO

balmy horizon
#

It’s fun to kick back and play on white stake ghost deck it’s so absurdly easy it’s like your brain gets to turn off and you’re watching it

mystic copper
balmy horizon
brazen phoenix
balmy horizon
#

I swear Nintendo switch has a higher chance of trib then usual

mystic copper
mystic copper
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
mystic copper
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Sorry I'm just very sensitive

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
mystic copper
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It's alr

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I just struggle with criticism

red hamlet
#

do this instead

balmy horizon
# red hamlet lmao no

Genuinely why do you think I’m so wrong that you had to say “lmao” at my comment

mystic copper
red hamlet
#

balatro calculator

balmy horizon
mystic copper
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WAIT THAT EXISTS??? I COULD'VE GONE SO MUCH FARTHER WITHOUT ANY HELP IF I KNEW THAT EXISTED 😭

brazen phoenix
#

you could just use a regular calculator

balmy horizon
red hamlet
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and take forever getting the card order right

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or you can just use the tool and it'll automaticall optimize hand and joker positions

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also

balmy horizon
red hamlet
balmy horizon
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Please don’t break 2, PLEASE DONT BREAK WE NEED YOU

red hamlet
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put your 2 at the end

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the glass one

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oh wait, no other mult cardsnvm

brazen phoenix
balmy horizon
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Guess what happened.

brazen phoenix
#

what happens if i reroll more times

balmy horizon
red hamlet
#

idfk

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
red hamlet
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i mean shit

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might as well

balmy horizon
red hamlet
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i don't like king builds

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or held in hand rather

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
red hamlet
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they're not funny

balmy horizon
#

Oh hey

red hamlet
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like wow, baron, so cool

balmy horizon
sand talon
#

GUYS....

balala

balmy horizon
sand talon
#

:P

balmy horizon
red hamlet
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🥱 baron wack baron

sand talon
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(skill issue)

red hamlet
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i hate baron because i don't really care about endless

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where baron shines

balmy horizon
#

See this is why ghost deck is 🔛 🔝

sand talon
balmy horizon
red hamlet
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there's 1 time baron came in super clutch before endless for me

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when i opened a mega spectral and ripped a ouija sigil to get all kings

lavish zenith
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i wonder if initial hand against small blind is solved

red hamlet
#

also naoe is peak 🔥

lavish zenith
#

like. do we know a strategy that maximizes chance of beating the first small blind with one hand

red hamlet
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i do

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at least for me, cause i got good juju for 1st small blind

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🔥 i just dump anything that's a 10 and below unless i already have akjq

dark osprey
#

I normally go gor a high flush, straight or full house depending on my starting hand

balmy horizon
#

We love 5oak (AND WEE WEE LOVE WEE)

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

high flushes, straights, and high full houses are the only things that beat the small blind in one hand. also four of a kind and straight flush ofc

dark osprey
rocky grove
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wee is a silly little guy

lavish zenith
#

wee is indeed a silly little guy

balmy horizon
#

My wee is getting bigger

lavish zenith
#

hack is in the comedy club telling very bad jokes but wee is in the front row laughing at all of them to make him feel better

red hamlet
#

wee is the dwarf comedian

balmy horizon
#

It’s cool but doesn’t work here, even if I got a parei it would be 2 jonklers for one retrigger which is good but too much setup (I got offered parei 2 shops in a row earlier)

lavish zenith
#

wee is actually just a very small joker if you look closely

lavish zenith
#

use a magnifying glass perhaps

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enhance image

balmy horizon
red hamlet
#

mfw wee joker doesn't even ahve a unique art

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it's just a scaled down normal joker

balmy horizon
sand talon
#

you know what guys?

i want editions to work even when the cards are in you hand (not played)

example: baron triggers Kings in hand... and if your king is polychrome in your hand... it should trigger the polychorme too!

lavish zenith
#

yes many balatro players keep the screen as far away as possible to prevent electromagmatic infetterence

balmy horizon
# balmy horizon

Should I actually sell abstract here and pray for another parei

red hamlet
sand talon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
red hamlet
#

i ran out of dopamine earlier today

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

what if there was a card that doubled joker edition effects

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a joker card, i mean

sand talon
balmy horizon
sand talon
#

i believe in local thunk... i let him cook

dark osprey
balmy horizon
#

Even with things like raised fist

red hamlet
dark osprey
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or purple

red hamlet
#

got another soul later 🗿 and a brainstorm

dark osprey
#

actually blue would be insane

red hamlet
#

(it gave chicot, free 10 bucks)

balmy horizon
# balmy horizon

So I’m not gonna take this ig. Will regret if I see a parei next shop, but yk I can’t tell from here

dark osprey
#

better not do seals lol

lavish zenith
#

hey does the fool work on the soul

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can the soul be fooled

dark osprey
#

no

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

ohhh cuz its spectral?

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makes sense actually

dark osprey
#

fool only works on tarot and planet not spectral

sand talon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
#

it won' work on black hole either

red hamlet
sand talon
#

i dont know why people dosent use chicot... cuz it disables all boss blinds tho..

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
sand talon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
#

why do people hate burnt lol

sand talon
#

i never had use of it

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

burnt joker is situational sometimes its great

balmy horizon
sand talon
balmy horizon
red hamlet
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🥱 fucking plant, dogshit boss

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don't even wanna see game over, resetting

dark osprey
#

burnt goes hard on checkered

balmy horizon
dark osprey
#

with +1 hand size especially

sand talon
balmy horizon
lavish zenith
balmy horizon
fluid dragon
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
sand talon
red hamlet
#

fuck it, we skip ganging

balmy horizon
#

He’s back

sand talon
dark osprey
#

he hates winning

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
#

nah

lavish zenith
#

obelisk , i havent gotten it enough times to have too much of an opinion on it but

red hamlet
#

i think it's perfectly fine to hate a joker because of the playstyle it involves, actually

dark osprey
#

sometimes you have a good enough build to just get carried by some xmult from throwback to a guaranteed win

sand talon
# dark osprey he hates winning

i mean yeah.. you can win with a burnt joker... i won a run like that with a burnt joker very easily i agree but its not as good as others so... i kinda hate it

lavish zenith
#

it's like. i feel like it occupies a twilight zone where it gives your run some juice, but not right away, but also not forever

balmy horizon
#

HOLY SHIT DO I SACRIFICE MY SCORING AND SELL ABSTRACT OR DO I DIE THAT WAY

balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

perhaps it's a perfect card for pivoting in the middle of a run

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but you cant rely on it

dark osprey
lavish zenith
#

oh you know what?

sand talon
balmy horizon
dark osprey
lavish zenith
#

if there was a card that could disable a joker then obelisk would be peak with it

dark osprey
balmy horizon
red hamlet
lavish zenith
#

you can't rely on obelisk in the long long term

balmy horizon
dark osprey
red hamlet
#

so i'm safe

lavish zenith
#

mathematically it is impossible to avoid playing your most played hand forever

lavish zenith
balmy horizon
balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

yea i suppose that's what i mean by the long term

sand talon
# red hamlet sick

eternal misprint is very dangerous.. as i saw it gave me +0 mult 4 times in a row and i died because of that

balmy horizon
sand talon
#

ptsd

dark osprey
#

if we're talking about geiing naninf then 99% of the jokers in the game are bad anyway

red hamlet
balmy horizon
lavish zenith
#

why eternal misprint at all

red hamlet
#

becuase why not

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what you gonna do about it huh? kiss me?

lavish zenith
#

i mean like. i guess it's mostly just flat mult but

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yeah sure

balmy horizon
opaque shard
#

Would you believe me if I told you I didn't run into the club

sand talon
opaque shard
#

I was even begging for it at one point lmao

frail hedge
#

guys im gonna play the secret 152nd jokre

balmy horizon
#

So your argument is completely invalid unless you’re relying on obelisk for endless, but relying on basic xmult in endless is stupid anyways and endless wasn’t even the point of the conversation at all

balmy horizon
dark osprey
frail hedge
sand talon
lavish zenith
#

true true

opaque shard
#

Is the secret joker in the room with us right now

balmy horizon
# lavish zenith true true

It’s just not really a good argument, that was what I first thought about obelisk as well (it’s forced to reset eventually) but it’s not realistic at all

balmy horizon
#

I die if I sell abstract here right? I really want this seltzer and want to keep trading card as long as possible

balmy horizon
opaque shard
#

Anyway I'm happy I got a gold sticker on madness

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Legit one of my favorites

dark osprey
#

I love madness

balmy horizon
#

Yea madness is awesome

balmy horizon
sand talon
balmy horizon
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The other day on monolith I had just polychrome madness and the marble/PEAK OBELISK that it gives you and it was like the easiest run of my life holy

red hamlet
#

wheeze

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couldn't stop myself from ouija sigil

sand talon
balmy horizon
red hamlet
#

sterilizer

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
#

Actually, you know what? Maybe it’s more valuable to have a small deck then temporarily scaling my wee a bit faster.

balmy horizon
sand talon
balmy horizon
clever ridge
#

Upside to Gold Stake Soul: Only gives you the Legendaries you need to gold sticker.
Downside to Gold Stake Soul: Only gives you the Legendaries you need to gold sticker.

sand talon
balmy horizon
sand talon
red hamlet
#

so safe

balmy horizon
balmy horizon
clever ridge
#

I only have Perkeo left to gold sticker... but he doesn't help too much mid-late game for me

red hamlet
#

look at it this way

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you're guaranteed to get it from soul

clever ridge
#

I mean... yeah

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At least its not Chitot... though he did carry the run I got him on

red hamlet
#

that's enough jokers

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time to play avowed

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to the moon always confuses me

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i keep forgetting it doesn't actually increase interest cap

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it just mean you can be at 10 bucks and get 4 dollar interest cause 2 bucks per 5 bucks

fluid dragon
#

i like it :>

red hamlet
#

well, yes but no

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it's still capped at the base interest max

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so until you get seed moeny, ti's capped at 5 bucks

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so having 25 bucks doesn't do anything for it

fluid dragon
#

oh wait really <3

red hamlet
#

yeah

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with seed money, you can have 25 bucks and get the 10 dollar cap

fluid dragon
#

i thought it just, gave you 1 dollar for everry 5 dollars you have

red hamlet
#

as opposed to needing 50

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To the Moon is an uncommon Joker that gives an extra $1 for every $5 held at the end of a round. Extra interest earned by the card can't surpass the current interest cap ($5 by default). The interest cap can be increased by buying the Seed Money and Money Tree vouchers.

fluid dragon
#

i seeeeeeeeeee

agile citrus
#

flush is so good

fluid dragon
#

x2 your intrest i guess?

fluid dragon
red hamlet
#

doesn't help that the fandom wiki has conflicting information

agile citrus
red hamlet
#

wait

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yeah no what the fuck

agile citrus
#

esp if you get good luck with spectral

red hamlet
#

the wiki is hella wrong, what

fluid dragon
#

that all looks right to me

red hamlet
#

text says: can't go over 5 dollars without voucher
table says can't go voer 10 dollar without voucher

#

game does not give a fuck about any cap???

fluid dragon
#

thats per 1 joker though

agile citrus
#

rip

#

my run is dead bcuz I misclicked play instead of discard in the mouth

fluid dragon
red hamlet
#

it sounds so confusing man

fluid dragon
#

it just doubles your interrest

red hamlet
#

yeah no i get it now

fluid dragon
#

your base interest

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not with the other ones

red hamlet
#

brain is not braining

dry prawn
#

Sometimes due to absentmindedly playing while the game is on 4x speed, I forget I have several double tags set aside and skip a blind that has a poker hand upgrade tag-

sand talon
agile citrus
#

how would a high card run work

red hamlet
dry prawn
fluid dragon
red hamlet
#

like photo and chad
and a LOT of plutos

dry prawn
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And double tags

red hamlet
#

don't necessarily need double tags

fluid dragon
#

half joker, cards in hand joker, steel, card sharp, plutos, blue seals

dry prawn
#

Good bonus tho

#

You get shyt like this if you forget about your double tags, which is fun

fluid dragon
#

HAHAHAHAHA

#

COMPLEATLY BLIND

#

one sec lol

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at the end of that

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theres no chance i win

#

i didnt know if whateverr cards were right or not, but i lucked into it <3

#

i hang on by threads

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#

im doing a joke run

#

ok

#

skipped like, 6 times

#

this is my firrst ever soul

#

on THIS

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I HAVE an ETERNAL SUPERNOVA

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and i get MY FIRRST SOUL

modern radish
#

what is it

fluid dragon
#

yorick is welcome >:)))))

modern radish
#

W

fluid dragon
#

now i just

#

need to survive untiull he can work

modern radish
#

you gotta wake bro up 23 cards

#

💀

#

or 32

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or smth

fluid dragon
#

you were right

#

23 per 1x mult

gritty warren
#

i guess now i win?

fluid dragon
gritty warren
#

i dont even think i roll anymore

sand talon
gritty warren
#

no im only ante 17 dont have observatory yet. never came close to trying to naninf before

modern radish
agile citrus
#

what do I do

#

space guy or polychrome

#

I assume polychrome?

fluid dragon
#

boots?

#

or is that all your mult

agile citrus
#

I have like 150

fluid dragon
#

im assumeing this is highcard

agile citrus
#

so that's +62

agile citrus
fluid dragon
#

running man yeah

agile citrus
#

lvl 20 rn

fluid dragon
#

i see

agile citrus
#

k

#

which should I copy

fluid dragon
#

hmmmm

agile citrus
#

chad?

fluid dragon
#

idk

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whatll give you the most mult ig lol

#

chad or half

agile citrus
#

boots give more than half rn

fluid dragon
#

then yeah, copying boots might be nice, but iidk

red hamlet
#

wait what did you sell

#

running man?

red hamlet
# agile citrus what do I do

should've sold half joker if you got enough cash to have more with boots since runboy is polychrome so 1.5x final mult

fluid dragon
#

i was doing a joke "all skip" run, when i ludked into my firrst everr soul card

dry prawn
#

I

#

FIVE OF A KIND CAN HAPPEN?

fluid dragon
#

so now ii have an 8x mult negative jorick, and an eterrnal supernova

red hamlet
fluid dragon
agile citrus
#

I died

#

boss of ante 9

#

welp

red hamlet
#

at least you got past 8

#

that's a w

agile citrus
#

yep

dry prawn
#

Welp, I know what I'm here for now

#

Now, I disappear

opal sinew
#

How do you fix music audio?

red hamlet
#

in what way

opal sinew
#

I tried uninstalling game and pc but music will not play

spring grove
agile citrus
#

where is my negative tag

#

smh

bitter spear
#

if i download the mods from this server will i get a virus

merry spruce
#

I just got holographic joker, stone joker, and blueprint in medusa challenge 🙏

karmic halo