🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

Peak

[agile citrus]

damn

[red hamlet]

Don't listen

The weirdos are coming

"Rare skip bad" or something

(It is but it's also funny)

[digital tusk]

im not even going to take the dna becuase uhh its just not needed

[red hamlet]

Take it

1.5x

Throw it at the end, unloved

[agile citrus]

btw what speed should I play at

[red hamlet]

4x if you have adhd

[digital tusk]

yea umm my runs kind of cursed idk

[red hamlet]

Anything else otherwise

[red hamlet]

Lmfao

12 round challenge?

[digital tusk]

no, just trying to discover the last two vouchers i need and there's no point playing the other rounds most of the time

[strong rose]

woahh

ck

sick

[digital tusk]

works out suprisingly often too

[agile citrus]

Imma try a high card run

[cunning plinth]

scooped so many gold stickers in 1 run

[agile citrus]

(probably a bad idea)

[digital tusk]

woah, slay

[cunning plinth]

got so lucky and hit neg tag small blind ante 8 after using back in time lol

popped off so hard

[agile citrus]

what's back in time

[cunning plinth]

the one where you go back an ante

i forget its name

the voucher

[agile citrus]

the eye of horus thing?

[cunning plinth]

yer

heiroglyph

[plucky fjord]

on the first round and on the first ante is crazy

[west dragon]

should i trust this guys they have balatro

[red hamlet]

Probably not lmfao

[strong rose]

wild

[west dragon]

but they have balatro :3

[strong rose]

the first game 💀💀

[west dragon]

look at the bottom bro 💀

literally youtube thumbnail of gta 6

[strong rose]

lmao

[vernal plinth]

WELL HELLO PERKEO

[strong rose]

purkio

[vernal plinth]

thankfully it's not chicot

[strong rose]

whats chitot again

[vernal plinth]

my last soul was chicot

[red hamlet]

Ummmm

[strong rose]

disable boss blind?

[red hamlet]

Chicot is based

I love permanent bonus hand size c:

[strong rose]

chitot is useful

actually helped me win before

[vernal plinth]

you think this mega arcana pack will give me another soul-

[red hamlet]

No

[vernal plinth]

hmm.

[strong rose]

permanent +1 hand size

actually so good

[red hamlet]

+2 if you have 3 chicot

[strong rose]

3...

[strong rose]

welp

we going gambling

this server doesnt have vc dang

[vernal plinth]

ask mods

[strong rose]

hm

[agile citrus]

is madness good

[red hamlet]

Can be

Madness becomes super goated on black stake and up

[royal zenith]

Do bp/bs work on chicot?

[red hamlet]

No

[royal zenith]

Dang

[agile citrus]

how do you play w/ it

[royal zenith]

If they did it might be actually a good legendary joker instead of super situational lol

[red hamlet]

Need good econ without jokers so you can buy them before boss blind
And hella planets

Or most scoring from cards

Like glass, steel or mult

[agile citrus]

ah

[red hamlet]

Once you hit black stake, it's easier

Cause jokers can get Eternal tags and madness won't eat it

[noble shoal]

my first gold stake, time to go back to white and work on unlocks

[karmic halo]

baltaro

[quick moat]

[elfin tapir]

court jester

go unlock every gold stake stamp for every joker

[rotund widget]

Am I doing my math wrong

[noble shoal]

[elfin tapir]

let’s see it

[rotund widget]

I had space joker from round 2 and I played 14 rounds

Every hand

[elfin tapir]

yeah

[rotund widget]

And high card are is level 6

[elfin tapir]

mkay

[rotund widget]

Is 1/4 rigged or

[red hamlet]

It's pseduorandom

Also 14 is not a big sample

Try 300+

[rotund widget]

That’s fair but

[elfin tapir]

every probability changes for every joker

Seemingly

[rotund widget]

Space joker is a fraud

[red hamlet]

Wheel never 1 in 4

But lucky 1 in 5 and 15 all the time

[tardy eagle]

wheel is 1/4^4

[rotund widget]

Real

1/4 never hits

[devout thunder]

Space Joker is actually a baller

Too 5 coolest fellas

[rotund widget]

But 1/20? yea give this guy 60 mult

[strong rose]

another nice win

[vast oracle]

What are unique planets tho

[rotund widget]

Congrats

Every level up except black hole

[vast oracle]

Almost lost there

[devout thunder]

Planet cards are unique planets

[rotund widget]

So 12(?) in total but 3 are locked behind playing them first

Realistically you get 9 for satellite

[blazing vale]

W or L

[devout thunder]

Space Joker and Black Hole don't count for Satellite, you need to actually use the planet card

[rotund widget]

Someone is high

[vast oracle]

Oh

[rotund widget]

Not sure who

[blazing vale]

Me

[karmic halo]

LSD joker?

[rotund widget]

Gws

[blazing vale]

Nah

Bob ross joker

[rotund widget]

??

Do the Afro

[blazing vale]

Nah

[rotund widget]

You can’t Bob Ross without the Bob Ross hair

[blazing vale]

Im lazy

[devout thunder]

Needs more hair

[tardy eagle]

happy accident joker

[blazing vale]

Real

[devout thunder]

It's just painter joker :(

[rotund widget]

What my parents call me at night fr

[blazing vale]

Ima change the name

To that

[devout thunder]

Wooper joker

[blazing vale]

Painter joker

[stark fjord]

Is it worth to get rid of any of those 3 to get the mime?

[rotund widget]

Wooper joker. You are now 4x weak to grass but you wall ubers

[rotund widget]

Deck?

[tardy eagle]

wdym deck

[rotund widget]

Show deck

[tardy eagle]

[rotund widget]

Show me your deck 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻

[rotund widget]

With 11 kings I think u can drop the photo chad combo

Wait

Quick math

[strong rose]

• Walkie Talkie
• Mystic Summit (Negative)
• Blue Joker (Holographic, +106 chips)
• Shortcut (Negative)
• Space Joker (Polychrome)
• Loyalty Card
• Baseball Card (3 uncommon, 3.375x mult)

[rotund widget]

Photo chad is 2^3

[strong rose]

frrrr

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

Use this

[rotund widget]

you need 1.5^6 to be better

Are h confident in 6 kings and a decent hand

If not don’t do photo chad

Wait no 3 kings

[stark fjord]

2^6*

[rotund widget]

Wait 6?

[agile pawn]

blueprint

[rotund widget]

Oh

[stark fjord]

With blueprint, yes

[rotund widget]

Yea ok but doesn’t matter cause blueprint works with mine too

So it cancels out

Right?

No it doesn’t scratch that I hate math

[agile pawn]

put blueprint on baron

[agile pawn]

ideally

[stark fjord]

It's difficult to answer, that's why I'm seeking help

[rotund widget]

You just need to know how many 1.5 you need to beat your current setup

And see if it’s easily feasible with red tag and mime

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

How many times am I gonna post this link man

[rotund widget]

But where’s the fun in using the call

Calc

[red hamlet]

Just use that
It does the math for yi7

[rotund widget]

HAHAHA

[stark fjord]

Never seen that in my life, thx

[red hamlet]

Where's the fun in saying the math 5 times and going "wait, let me correct myself"

[rotund widget]

That’s me all the time anyway so

Also mobile hurts when using the calc

[red hamlet]

Eternal rental egg upon ye

[karmic halo]

chad is common?

[agile pawn]

guh

imagine on a resolution with a smaller width

[rotund widget]

Here

[red hamlet]

Mfw search bar

[red hamlet]

Bros will do anything but use the tools provided

[karmic halo]

??

[stark fjord]

Wish I hadn't bought that hologram at the beginning

[red hamlet]

Yes

[karmic halo]

thanks

[rotund widget]

Do yall actually bring up the calc every time

[red hamlet]

If I'm not sure what will be better, yeah

[agile pawn]

i'm just pointing out how it looks

[rotund widget]

I play mobile so like tabbing out sometimes causes the whole game to restart

[vernal plinth]

after some suffering finally a blueprint...

death never shows up when i need it

[rotund widget]

anyway it’s one of those days

[sharp compass]

Have this for almost no reason

[agile citrus]

what does blank do

[sharp compass]

Does nothing but if redeemed 10 times it would give something secret

But worth it

Discover yourself

[red hamlet]

Protective is not a sin

[sharp compass]

Ok then uhh

[agile citrus]

ok

[opaque shard]

Lazy joker I guess

[red hamlet]

Once you get it 10 times you unlock antimatter
Gives 1 joker slot

[agile citrus]

is there any way to check how many I have?

[sharp compass]

That's good

[sharp compass]

Uhhh
Maybe by going to the voucher that needs 10 of them to be unlocked

It will show how many you redeemed in parentheses

[agile citrus]

oh ok

[opaque shard]

What suits would be envious and prideful

[sharp compass]

Uhh

Idk..?

[agile citrus]

like a leaf

and smth

mario

[opaque shard]

Verdant?

[sharp compass]

[strong rose]

5th suit?

[sharp compass]

Yea

Reference of the "deck of shields"

[strong rose]

ah

[sharp compass]

It looked pretty cool so I decided to add it

[strong rose]

icic

thats cool actually

[sharp compass]

And pretty well simplified

[strong rose]

never heard of it before

[red hamlet]

Deck of swords and shields

[sharp compass]

Decided to skip 2 times without realizing the big brain move I've done

[sharp compass]

Swords is a good idea

[slim junco]

How do I unlock stuntman

[red hamlet]

100m with 1 hand

[slim junco]

What’s the easiest hand to play and deck to use for that. Guessing it’s plasma?

[sharp compass]

Just won over the water 1st hand, but my foil gros Michel died :(((

Oh and I've played high card

Hey at least I got 60 dollas

[solemn elm]

depends on the run, and yes it's plasma

[karmic halo]

which of them is the negative and which is the poly

[red hamlet]

Cryptid mod don't belong here

[idle crow]

so where can talk about mods?

[red hamlet]

In channels and roles you can turn on the modding category

[vapid nacelle]

[idle crow]

wait how do u get the role????

[red hamlet]

Go to channels and roles

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[red hamlet]

On the left

Go to browse channels

And turn on modding channels

This feature been in discord for over a year now

[agile citrus]

LESGOOO

I won my first game

first day of playing

[red hamlet]

Based

[sharp compass]

NOOOOO
I knew it was a smart thing to replace one of the suit jokers with hologram tho

I had wrathful joker before

[sharp compass]

But I guess it's not enough

Half negative jokers

Is it actually that

[idle crow]

it's a funny mod 🙂 i should delete that chat

[sharp compass]

.

I finally see the gambling in balatro

[sharp compass]

This guy won first day, while it took me multiple to win

[vernal plinth]

replace Cavendish or gigachad

hmm

[warm pike]

cavendish or what?

oh right the chad

[vernal plinth]

ballot/hanging chad

[warm pike]

yeah

[sharp compass]

Also have this

[vernal plinth]

mm, +1 all hands lvl

[warm pike]

im just not used to calling it gigachad because i dont see it worthy of the title

[sharp compass]

Lmao

[warm pike]

lol

[sharp compass]

Standard pack becoming useful

[red hamlet]

All xmult no mult
Dead next round

[daring dagger]

I'm fine

[vernal plinth]

hmm, from ankh or invis joker

[sharp compass]

💀

[vernal plinth]

[warm pike]

dont listen to her send it

sorry wait

uh

[sharp compass]

How did you upgrade it 480 times

[red hamlet]

Average mod run

[sharp compass]

.

Makes sense

[vernal plinth]

yeah else 480 plutonium is crazy

[red hamlet]

18 played
Somehow enough for 5 eternal holos and 480 levels

🥱

[daring dagger]

I got black hole five times then white hole

[warm pike]

🤨

[red hamlet]

White hole is modded, bye bye

[vernal plinth]

i sold Cavendish for sock buskin and then it came back within 6 rerolls

[daring dagger]

Even for modded the luck is stupid

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

We don't tolerate modders here (thems the rules)

[vernal plinth]

what's next. rainbow hole?

[red hamlet]

That's mine

Got my goodies stashed there

[daring dagger]

Counterargument: I was showing it as a silly solely because I thought it was funny

I know it's the rules but like

Funny

[willow kite]

Does anyone know what is this my last undiscovered joker?

[red hamlet]

Real funnies

Rare skip for invis for eternal riff

[daring dagger]

Glass Joker

[willow kite]

thanks i just looked it up on wiki

[daring dagger]

Np

[willow kite]

ig its time for glass build

[red hamlet]

Its so peak

What's a plant

[solemn elm]

dna bp glass and holo is peak

[red hamlet]

So peak

Imma try a stoner deck next

[opaque shard]

Cat? I'm a kitty cat

[opaque shard]

The plant has wilted

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[simple ore]

Medusa?

[opaque shard]

Chat I got gold stake unlocked on all decks which one should I play next

Ive completed uhh

Red blue yellow ghost and zodiac

I think abandoned too but I'm not sure

[red hamlet]

Yellow

[opaque shard]

Oh an anaglyph

[red hamlet]

Do abandoned

[opaque shard]

I can do abandoned

[red hamlet]

Straight gaming

[distant gate]

RAAHH i just beat jokerless

[opaque shard]

Gg

[keen anvil]

pc going kaboom rn

[distant gate]

chat what is an uncommon x mult joker with no scaling or rng

[solemn elm]

acrobat, loyalty card, blackboard, flower pot

[distant gate]

thank you much

[magic steppe]

is card sharp common?

[distant gate]

no its uncommon

oh wait

yeh its uncommon

i second guessed myself

[knotty vapor]

Just as good as photochad

I’m gonna move the tribe don’t worry

[red hamlet]

"Just as good" me when I lie

3 joker slots to mimic a fraction of the power

[onyx mural]

going for 100% the game, only Marble Joker left and Triboulet
and I got the luckiest soul of my life, natural negative

[red hamlet]

Gold stake has a lockout for soul
Nat negative is neat tho

[modern birch]

eternal egg ftw

[onyx mural]

so it had to be triboulet only because it's the only legendary that hasn't a sticker yet?

[red hamlet]

Only one without Gold ye

[onyx mural]

nice

that makes going for 100% easier

[red hamlet]

Yup

[grand dune]

Verdant Leaf ain't got shit on me!

[lavish glade]

wtf bro

[red hamlet]

Do a gigachad move

Rip the spectral for immolate

[subtle swallow]

spend money to make money raaah!!!!

[knotty vapor]

Ok that’s better

[lavish glade]

i got deja vu and trance

[red hamlet]

L

Deja vu

And put it on a heart

And rip the bloodstone

Ah qait

Dollar short xdd

[lavish glade]

i got a bloodstone from judgement and a sun in the same arcana

[red hamlet]

Siiick

We're gaming

[grand dune]

Green Joker and Banner work surprisingly well

And I finally popped off with the Cavendish

Possibly my favorite build thus far

[hybrid violet]

do it . buy eternal polychrome egg . you’re gonna get swashbuckler .

[red hamlet]

Buy this instead

Investment

[magic steppe]

no shit

[sour coral]

crazy start + yorick on ante 4

[silent kraken]

I won

[red hamlet]

Hope you get the planet you need

[silent kraken]

Yall see the shoes yall see the multi

My multi increases by .6 per round, multiplied by 3

Can i lose?

[modern birch]

yes

not on ante 8

[silent kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-dr-evil-how-gif-19601238

[vale fog]

bro's having fun until bro hits 300mil base chip reqs

[glacial sequoia]

Poor guy from reddit

[vale fog]

No I'm not fucking joking, this is entirely serious and it's starting to worry me. For like the past week and a half when I lay down to sleep it just appears in my brain. It's been the same dream too where it just... slowly spins with the blue and red swirling background behind it. I have no idea why my brain just has this weird thing for the card. Maybe it's the design? That unique blue that pops with the white? Did Localthunk curse me? Am I going mad? I don't know what to do. Is it too much to ask for some sleep after fumbling at ante 34?

[red hamlet]

Bro

[karmic halo]

Getting blueprint increases your dopamine levels alot. Which makes sense that his brain would ask for more

[red hamlet]

get some sleep

[karmic halo]

And I mean

The background music of balatro? It's ethereal and dreamy

Which makes even more sense

[glacial sequoia]

Your pfp sure doesn't increase my dopamine levels

[karmic halo]

It does..

[glacial sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress-2-jane-doe-soldier-gif-5823670898662900142

[karmic halo]

It does....

[karmic halo]

Also kind of scary

[glacial sequoia]

Nah, not scary

It's my jam

[karmic halo]

The moment I joined balatro I muted the game

[red hamlet]

weak

[stark fjord]

My new record. If you guys wanna try playing this seed, don't buy the early hologram and you'll be able to use the invisible joker to copy baron/mime/blueprint and reach a even higher score

[karmic halo]

Its repeating sounds and slow pace makes it very scary to me.

Like someone trying to hypnotize you

[glacial sequoia]

Lmao

I never muted it

600h+ of pure Balatro soundtrack

If Celestial Theme won't have fans, it means that I'm dead
(I've discovered soundtrack in Spotify only now)

[red hamlet]

smoking that spectral pack the way i'm immolating my opps

NEVER PUNISHED 🔥

ez win gg

[silent kraken]

Bro #predicted it

Im on the 450mil round gonar lose

Nvm still chilling

But next one gonna do me in

[willow kite]

i just found seed with blueprint in the first shop: 95ZX6QIE (Painted deck, white stake, u gotta win with first hand or u cant buy it)

[red hamlet]

so many seeds like that

so many of them end up dead xdd

[willow kite]

just saying, its my first time so

also bloodstone and after that all 6s jokers

[weak tangle]

first time on anaglyph deck
this aint too bad

[red hamlet]

see now that's better

should'v started with bloodstone and all 6s

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-gif-6426574609835139821

[willow kite]

ig yea, and in endless u get nat negative hallucination so free tarots but late

[red hamlet]

oh no, not the plant

(won anyways cause most mult is from just having 3 cards in hand)

[weak tangle]

the ONE TIME my wheel of fortune hits
it just had to be on the dumb abnana

[red hamlet]

NO WAY

[fiery yew]

john balatro

[fiery yew]

holy shit

[red hamlet]

BAHAHHAHA

🗿

surely i won't get another one

[fiery yew]

The convenient negative joker in question:

[spiral skiff]

my new lighter

[red hamlet]

this would be so close to worth it

[uncut magnet]

I need one

[magic steppe]

burnt joker

[magic steppe]

it nullifies your run

[red hamlet]

need a blessing now

[uncut magnet]

I want to get a run with five eternal stencils

[magic steppe]

bless u

[uncut magnet]

I had 2 one time

[carmine mica]

Hello Y’all.

[red hamlet]

no wait

i got hella hands lmfao

[uncut magnet]

What are you playing

[fiery yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341483079096602654/1345089932657692682/attachment.gif

[red hamlet]

😓

[fiery yew]

endgame is close 💔

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-rewind-time-happy-gif-14810665

gg

[weak tangle]

is obelisk most played hand this run

[red hamlet]

[weak tangle]

or most played hand ever

[red hamlet]

most played this run

ever would be busted

would immediately make it a goated joker

[weak tangle]

how do i know what that is

[weak tangle]

ohhh

ty

[red hamlet]

green stake blue time

[fiery yew]

honestly what is the best deck in the game in general

[red hamlet]

i like checkered and abandoned

[wild lily]

blue?

[red hamlet]

nah

[wild lily]

or plasma?

[gentle mantle]

is there a balatro mod chat?

[wild lily]

i mean white stake plasma is ez

[red hamlet]

white stake is ez

[wild lily]

#⚙・modding-general here u go

[gentle mantle]

ty

[red hamlet]

i like roffle's tierlist, it fits roughly what i would say

[opaque shard]

Gold stake plasma requires a degree

[wild lily]

a WEE degree

[magic steppe]

blue, checkered, plasma, yellow

[opaque shard]

I disagree with ghost deck but is cool

Ghost deck is my favorite

[magic steppe]

I'm a sucker for anaglyph

[red hamlet]

it's a decent deck

but the problem is that all it really does is give you spectral

which can be hella situational

also that's a gold stake only tierlist

doesn't take into account other stakes (cause they don't matter 🔥 )

[magic steppe]

I'm fighting purple stakes rn

[red hamlet]

gotta hand it to them
bean and juggler are so peak

oh shit

soul

ah shit, canio

ah wait i have trading cvard

what a roller coaster of emotions

[clear crest]

FUCK

this is my 2ND run in a row where i get fucked by god

[red hamlet]

what's the ancient joker hit

[clear crest]

just let me get satellite god dammit

diamond

[red hamlet]

L

[fickle horizon]

damn

[spiral skiff]

black deck is cursed

[fickle horizon]

we all agree

[spiral skiff]

wait really

[red hamlet]

dam

[spiral skiff]

kind of a relief

[latent thorn]

Black deck not on F!?!?

[red hamlet]

holy shit

my first black hole

[fickle horizon]

@spiral skiff my point exactly

[spiral skiff]

i see that

[fickle horizon]

[red hamlet]

🗿

[fickle horizon]

goated run??

[latent thorn]

I never get any good runs

[fickle horizon]

legendary, blackhole, brainstorm, like damn

[spiral skiff]

i was doing well on black deck last night
but i was up too late, with a headache
lost and forgot to save the seed

[latent thorn]

For some damn reason, my best attempt was my literal 2nd attempt of the game

And thats it

I cant progress more

[fickle horizon]

you didn't have a continue option??

oh lost

i misread

[red hamlet]

🗿 i don't have space

[wild lily]

trading?

[red hamlet]

scales my canio

I forgot about hack 🗿 was wondering why score go up

[wild lily]

well canio cant be that high
right?

[red hamlet]

it's x11 rn

and brainstorm copies it

[wild lily]

well how many faces do u have left

[weak herald]

yeah so how tf is anyone addicted to balatro

my luck is actual bottom of the barrel dogshit

I keep getting shit hands to play

and every discarded card brings even MORE shit cards that I also can't play

[wild lily]

b i g n u m b e r

[weak herald]

b i g n u m b e r when the buffoon pack contains a regular joker with a +4 mult and another nameless joker card with higher risk than reward:

[sharp compass]

It never does

Look at it again

[spiral skiff]

i finally unlocked this red stake but dont see any benefit lol

[sharp compass]

Wait is he timed out

[weak herald]

idk what I'm doing wrong but this game is just not fun

I don't see how people are getting addicted to this

[wild lily]

buddy its called a "roguelike" for a reason

u gotta make use of the bad jokers

and know wat to take for the best

[spiral skiff]

its painful to have to start over i agree
but did you find poker fun before playing balatro?

[weak herald]

can't exactly do that when the hand I'm given is an unplayable one

[red hamlet]

there's no way you're not getting 2 pairs

or 3 oak

[wild lily]

so just
play a flush/straight/fh

[weak herald]

surprisingly I've reached that point

[spiral skiff]

tell me more about this tho

[weak herald]

I sometimes will come to find I have an ace, queen, jack, king

[sharp compass]

(Possibly) unsurprisingly both of my wins have straights as most played hand

[weak herald]

I would expect there to be a 10 or something to have a straight

[sharp compass]

Jack*

[weak herald]

but nope, just a regular 9 of fucking clubs to whack me in the face and in my ass

[wild lily]

basically
abuse bad jokers
take gud jokers
profit

[sharp compass]

You could use your hands as temporary discards

[keen sapphire]

my game keeps repeatedly crashing for no discernible reason, does anyone think they can help?

[weak herald]

still getting shit hands

[wild lily]

ok so note: play flushes

[weak herald]

bro its either I'm doing something wrong or localthunk added a hidden luck stat in this game and it just happens to loathe me

[red hamlet]

nah

if it's white stake, you're defo doing something wrong

lowstakes are ez claps

[weak herald]

-get that one planet card to make flushes op
-get cards that don't give me flushes
-constantly get everything BUT flushes
-jokers barely make a dent
-shit hand
-lose

🗿

[patent gale]

which jokers

[wild lily]

• get xmult jokers
• deckfix the deck
• score 1m points
• profit and win

[red hamlet]

ok well

[weak herald]

basically every one I think is viable

or a joker that benefits the flushes

[red hamlet]

getting xmult jokers early on might not actually help you

[patent gale]

aka

exemples ?

[red hamlet]

also jokers that only help flushes are good
if you get flushes
there's jokers that don't need those to get you mults

like abstract, erosion

[keen sapphire]

is there anyone I can talk to in particular to help troubleshoot my game?

[red hamlet]

or even just jimbo

[wild lily]

tru
but if he is only using +mult jokers that could also be the prob as well

[red hamlet]

also jupiter on it's own doesn't make anything op

lmfao

[weak herald]

for example if I want purely flushes I'll get the gluttonous joker and try to stack up on club cards

I get the neptune card (I think) to increase my flush levels

[patent gale]

these are not that good

[weak herald]

and then I proceed to get anything BUT the fucking clubs

[red hamlet]

ok so

here's the thing

[patent gale]

banana is as good as them but infinitely more consistent

[wild lily]

neptune is strush
there

[red hamlet]

try not going for just flushes with gluttonous

go for 2 pairs and shit like that

early on you don't need a lot to get through

[weak herald]

I go for 2 pairs and it'll be like two 2's and two 4's

😭

[eternal crown]

Someone redo this run for me, plasma

I misclicked and skipped a baron ffs and lost out on the invis joker dupe

[patent gale]

get blue joker

[red hamlet]

with gluttonous that's fine

literally

[weak herald]

gonna kms bro

[patent gale]

show one of your setups

[weak herald]

I think I should show how I'm playing until failure so you can spot what I'm doing wrong

I'll record a session and upload it

[wild lily]

ok imma go grab my popcorn 🍿

free 20 mult for everyone

[keen sapphire]

@plain wave @wide hearth @torpid gale

[spiral skiff]

lol how can you not be having fun

oops wrong one

[red hamlet]

rip a spectral for a wraith

[eternal crown]

Free money

[wild lily]

i mean do u have fun in losing gold stake runs over and over

[eternal crown]

Urhchdhdhdh i want a nane inf

I cant find the components for a good naneinf run to get going though.

I'm always one or two pieces away

[red hamlet]

jambo bambo

[eternal crown]

Said two pieces BEING GODFORSAKEN DIRECTORS CUT

[spiral skiff]

nono i have fun coming here and getting ripped in half
cuz then i learn something
i actually dont know what i did wrong here, these were the only good jokers that appeared so far

[tropic frigate]

first shop looking good

[vagrant bane]

What's the dna of a banana?

[wild lily]

[eternal crown]

A Cavendish

Duh

[patent gale]

I'm stuck at purple T_T

[tawdry veldt]

Hex deck ♥️

[buoyant sandal]

two canios is wild

[vagrant bane]

Sex deck

[spiral skiff]

honestly what does this mena

[vagrant bane]

Canios is the k
X2 to kq right?

[red hamlet]

open spectral pack for wraith

wraith sets money to 0

gets you out of debt

[tawdry veldt]

Let's save hex

[red hamlet]

ggwp

[paper dirge]

i think the game hates me

[spiral skiff]

i havent been given a spectral yet tho this was a fresh run

[red hamlet]

you're thinking trib

[vagrant bane]

Damn

Canio is a savage

[red hamlet]

gg

oh pog

black stake time

praying for madness

[vagrant bane]

Turns out

Balatro has a Seinfeld reference

Main in rebank

[buoyant sandal]

3 canios with trading card is something else unseeded btw

[red hamlet]

so peak

lmfao

[slim junco]

i got baltro for free

got to love the pirate bay

[red hamlet]

could be worse

[wild lily]

🤫 we do not talk about pirating here

[vagrant bane]

Canio was in a play where he kills someone

Which is why you get mult for it

[buoyant sandal]

nvm 4 canios with trading card

[digital oxide]

you know while piracy is cool and all i wouldnt have mentioned that shit especially for a good game

[vagrant bane]

That's cracked

Ideal canio build

[buoyant sandal]

yea each one is already at 10x

[buoyant sandal]

and its only gonna get higher

[digital oxide]

fraudbuckler

[vagrant bane]

Get a negative hack

Would go so hard

[dark osprey]

imagine grinding for completionist ++ without any trophy for it

[strong whale]

If you ever feel useless just remember you can get a polychrome on diet cola

[digital oxide]

imagine grinding for completionist ++

[dark osprey]

1.5x mult

[vagrant bane]

More money

[ember tundra]

Do u reckon the fan gamer balatro deck of cards will be the same quality as the ones in the physical special editions of the game

[wild lily]

ok

[lavish glade]

is it better to dupe chad or ticket here

[stiff hull]

How did you get the extra Canio?

[dark osprey]

making my illegal gambling ring slightly more illegal by using a balatro deck against the expressed legal terms of use by localthunk

[wild lily]

if u ever feel useless
just remember i threw 8 gold stake runs
with yorick.

[karmic halo]

Are you jealous?

[buoyant sandal]

two invis jokers managed to hit canio

[stiff hull]

HOW!?

[strong whale]

Dude i feel so bad for you

[digital oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-cat-shoo-biscuit-gif-8024642674144447563

[vagrant bane]

If you ever feel useless

Just remember

[crimson gazelle]

Hey all. Been playing the game for about a month and I found a glitch I haven’t been able to find online anywhere which made me pretty happy. I imagine people have done this already with the amount of hands played but with my love of finding glitches in games this made me super happy. Behold! 7/6 jokers!

[dark osprey]

alas

[vagrant bane]

There's seeds with polychrome blueprint

Blind 1

[red hamlet]

not a glitch, you have a negative Hanging Chad

[strong whale]

If you useless remember

[stiff hull]

No it’s a glitch

[weak herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ko6rpkkrc

my mic is very quiet

[crimson gazelle]

That would be 6 of 6 but I have 7 of 6.

[stiff hull]

It should still be only 6 jokers with the hanging chad

[dark osprey]

negatives give +1 joker slot

[weak herald]

and 11 minutes long so just speed it up

[wild lily]

dw my 9th run finally pays off

[crimson gazelle]

Correct.

[stiff hull]

Did you have a negative invisible joker?

[amber torrent]

huh... why was i kicked from here

[tall hare]

Negative invis joker?

[crimson gazelle]

Because then it went back to normal on the next round.

I had ceremonial dagger take a negative joker with riff raff replacing it. My guess is the game tried to do everything at once.

[amber torrent]

either way, warra build in ante 4

[crimson gazelle]

You can see I have 7 jokers in play.

[crimson gazelle]

Not that I can tell. You can see 7 in the photo with 1 negative.

[stiff hull]

Dang.

[vagrant bane]

Still waiting for a clown fish joker

[stiff hull]

Give me some of that luck for my gold stake runs

[karmic halo]

Can I poly my negative?

[wild lily]

currently i see one of your main probs is money management
basically u are buying stuff way too much without keeping some for interest
tho im only 4 mins in (lagging xd)

[vagrant bane]

N

[stiff hull]

Yes

Oh wait right

[karmic halo]

So I cant

[stiff hull]

Poly and negative are both editions, so no

[karmic halo]

Alright thanks

[vagrant bane]

Why are negatives called negatives

[stiff hull]

Negative prints

[digital oxide]

what would you call them

[stiff hull]

Like a camera

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/negative-pokemon-cute-gif-17319515

[weak herald]

aight

[vagrant bane]

New joker

Snorlax

Wake ups all cards to activate

[livid relic]

and then eats all cards and sleeps to never wake again

[vagrant bane]

So your family Joker can work on a 2 pair

Also eats your food cards yes

[livid relic]

i hate ketchup

[wild lily]

new thing to learn: joker setup
so at the end u placed card sharp on the leftmost
this is terrible cause all of your mult comes from jokers (mostly)
to fix this just put your xmults all the way to the rightmost and u are fine (till u get bs)

[red hamlet]

1st shop - correct, pants smiley goated
1:54 2nd shop - dont' buy mercury, it's for pairs and you want to be palying 2 pairs
2:09 3rd shop - gold or purple didn't matter much but you could've put purple tag on a non-face card to get tarots for deck fixing and income
2:20 - You fucked up and only took 1 card from the mega pack and left the queen in it
3:00 - do not buy anything, just skip. You're wasting money on potential mult and you're not gonna get much income. For each 5 bucks in your wallet on round end you get a dolalr so you want to stay at 25+

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[red hamlet]

3:14

bro

[digital oxide]

ngl if you wanna really improve then watch the balatro university guides

[weak herald]

I noticed lmfao

[digital oxide]

there are even shortened guides

[wild lily]

2:20 mistake also happened again but this time its the magician only slapping on 1 queen instead of 2
i forgor where it is 💀

[weak herald]

I thought it wouldn't let me pick another

[dark osprey]

ruined a winning run with ankh for no reason award

[red hamlet]

lmfao
was gonna do a run on that seed and it immediately gave me something else 😭

[digital oxide]

nvm i just realized bu put that out to own someone

[wild lily]

ruined 8 gold stake runs while having yorick award

[neat sphinx]

did anyone automate seed searching yet?

[dark osprey]

you jinxed me bro

[red hamlet]

funny thing is

you can keep that

until you actually see a tag you need

so it's not useless

[strong whale]

[red hamlet]

it's only useless if you immedaitely rip it

[wild lily]

biggest mistake is skipping for a poly tag

[dark osprey]

I'm on low stakes so saving time in a run is ok

[wild lily]

get throwback then

[red hamlet]

[dark osprey]

simply get a specific... uncommon? I thought throwback was a rare with how much it shows up for me

[wild lily]

and alas commence the poor session

[red hamlet]

nah i sold it

[wild lily]

why would u do that :( poor vaga

[dark osprey]

ok slight problem

[red hamlet]

ok

sort them by rank

1st, 2nd, 4th and 8th

easy two pair

🔥

i'm lying my ass off

[dark osprey]

I'm checkered so I sorted by suit

[tropic frigate]

i havent read description of boss...
im cooked

[red hamlet]

wheezing

[dark osprey]

discard the left 4 play the right 5 discard the right 4 play the left 5

worked

[dark osprey]

classic

[red hamlet]

guess we scaling

🗿

[ornate depot]

one of my stranger looking runs so far

[red hamlet]

🗿

bro

[sharp compass]

No it's cursed

Didn't realize someone would have this as a pfp

[heady wedge]

how rare is it to get 4 polychrome jokers in a row

like legit

every shop i have atleast 1 polychrome joker for the last 4 shops

[ornate depot]

the least boss blind to have ever boss blinded.

[red hamlet]

did you pickup hone voucher?

[heady wedge]

and i almost never even get polychrome jokers in my shops

[kind aurora]

galaxy brain

[heady wedge]

the only vouchers ive picked up are so i always get a planet card for my most played hand and +1 hand size

[red hamlet]

huh

neat rng

[ornate depot]

and that's anaglyph golded. first try of the day despite having been running it a few hours the other day

[heady wedge]

the more i play this game the more i reralize how much i suck XD

i havent ever gotten past ante 8 somehow on base difficulty

[red hamlet]

you can unlock some goated jokers quite easily

[heady wedge]

holy hell did i just somehow get a straight in my first hand where all the cards were face down??

how am i this lucky

and after that i get a flush

wow

[red hamlet]

peek this roffle rng

fun fact: stones are really fucking weird with their ranks

so this is insane

[heady wedge]

why is that a straight and not a flush five

[red hamlet]

stone doesn't ahve rank or suit

[heady wedge]

oh

makes sense

wait hows it a straight then

th

[ornate depot]

what a unique idea i've just had that surely no one has ever thought of

[red hamlet]

and iirc the way it does the rank is it assigns it randomly outside of the normal ranks

[heady wedge]

ohh

ANOTHER POLYCHROME JJOKER??

oh shit i accidentally deleted my negative joker

cause i forgot it had negative

😭

[ornate depot]

plasma is the very last deck I need to gold stake. been saving it for last.

[kind aurora]

how do you forget it's negative if the image is literally negative

[red hamlet]

to be fair

some negative jokers look normal

[heady wedge]

man i didnt even look at the image

i looked at the stats

went

[kind aurora]

[heady wedge]

''oh i dont need this''

[red hamlet]

bro

[heady wedge]

and deleted it

[red hamlet]

i'm trying to defend you

[heady wedge]

💀

yeah no im an idiot

theres no defending me

[red hamlet]

Your honor, my client is stupid

We'[d like to plead insanity

[kind aurora]

the irony of trying to defend phoenix wright

[heady wedge]

your honor

i would like to accuse maya

of this crime of me being stupid

[kind aurora]

[heady wedge]

yeah no im NOT fighting a case where im clearly guilty against edgeworth

thats just stupid

thats suicide

[red hamlet]

so goated

[kind aurora]

ace attorney characters as balatro jokers

mia fey:

[heady wedge]

winston payne :

[kind aurora]

lol

[heady wedge]

is it gg for me yall

i have a checkered deck for gods sake

[slim junco]

What’s the easiest way to score 100m and unlock stuntman

[red hamlet]

git gud

and slay

[weak herald]

I'm new why does it matter of u have a checkered deck

[red hamlet]

mf, play hearts

[heady wedge]

yeah uh

[red hamlet]

checkered deck is 50/50 hearts and spades

[weak herald]

💔

[heady wedge]

i dont wanna have to say this but uhhh

[weak herald]

ok yeah he's @heady wedge just play the hearts

[red hamlet]

did you dumbass not build anything for hearts

[heady wedge]

...

you took it right out of my mout-

look at this shit for fucks sake

[red hamlet]

ok but htat's like

fine

ok so

some notes

[heady wedge]

ive been getting all shit jokers in terms of hearts

[red hamlet]

put your polychromes at the end

[oblique trellis]

red card left

[red hamlet]

why is red card in the middle of them

[oblique trellis]

swash after

[heady wedge]

i forgot to place it cause i got it the last shop from a judgement

[oblique trellis]

or supernova, depends

[red hamlet]

whichever is smaller

goes later

[heady wedge]

wait what howd i score 29k

oh wait im stupid i just changed the position of my polychromes

[red hamlet]

congratulats

[heady wedge]

well im gonna remove the stupid booster joker

cause i have not skipped a single pack

and place smth better

[normal lance]

the insanity that is my current run

[heady wedge]

rn im relying on upgrading the types of flushes

fro,m planet cards

thats all i do with planet cards cause of checkered deck

[red hamlet]

geegee

[heady wedge]

is it a good idea to just spam the hell out of flush upgrades

[quick moat]

I love flushing

[red hamlet]

it's a good idea to spam upgrades for the hadn you play, yes

[heady wedge]

thats my entire strat cause of checkered deck

[quick moat]

Best hand

Yeah flush is easy peasy on checkered

[red hamlet]

checkie deck makes it really easy to get flush/straight flush buidls

never punished

so so SO punished

[quick moat]

Lmao

[heady wedge]

wait

i may beat ante 8 for the first time!!!

i hope it happens

cuz rn my runs looking promising

and the boss ante deactivated club cards

thats good for me lmfao

[quick moat]

Impossible on checkered deck fr!

[dawn coral]

what's your finisher blind

[heady wedge]

wait lemme see

cause i just reached ante 8

[red hamlet]

keep in mind your worst nightmare (spade boss) is gone already

so you can probably get a fair bit into endless

[heady wedge]

wow thats a decent card for my deck

[red hamlet]

it's so bad

[heady wedge]

for my deck its alright

cause i can get straight flushes often

ill change it when i get a better shop ofc

[red hamlet]

no like

it's just a wack joker

[heady wedge]

of course this is my last blind

[quick moat]

Light work

[heady wedge]

yeah i can probably beat it

still tho

[dawn coral]

ah yes, steroid wall

[normal lance]

do i replace anything for stone?

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[dawn coral]

holy tarot batman

[quick moat]

No

[red hamlet]

what's your steel at

is it 3x?

[normal lance]

yeah

[red hamlet]

put it on the left

so your brainstorms copy it

[normal lance]

true

[subtle cove]

Welcome to my world. Just had a 1.2m. Took forever to get the ante 8 boss purple stake.

[heady wedge]

welp

im going in with a lvl 8 flush

thats.. actually pretty good for my deck

[red hamlet]

we beating the misogyny allegations with this one

[vagrant bane]

What if there was a joker that recieves 1x extra mult for each Joker that doesn't activate

[dawn coral]

beating the homophobic ones too with those tags

[red hamlet]

pair and turtle bean

[quick moat]

[dawn coral]

Slacker

[normal lance]

ante 12 small blind sucks

6ZSFQU5V

here’s the seed if anyone wants

[dawn coral]

7 MEELION

[heady wedge]

FINALLY!!!!

I BEAT ANTE 8

[red hamlet]

ripped a sigil xdd

[heady wedge]

YAAAAAAAY

[red hamlet]

sick

[heady wedge]

endless mode!!

[red hamlet]

you got blueprint now

[quick moat]

Nj

[dawn coral]

who invited my man 3

[quick moat]

[heady wedge]

wait

lemme check my save rreal quick

....

when did i turn on the mode that gives me all the jokers??

i do NOT remember doing that

[red hamlet]

rip

[heady wedge]

eh ill still finish this run but start a new profile

[normal lance]

this might already be a goated seed

[vagrant bane]

The sta Dard pack has a king

[heady wedge]

....

oh no.

[vagrant bane]

What's your money

[heady wedge]

risk it for the biscuit or go bankrupt

uhhh

36 dollars rn

[vagrant bane]

Just hit that royal

[heady wedge]

itll probably increase by the time i go to the ox

[heady wedge]

yeah like thats easy on ante 9

[vagrant bane]

Royale or straight flush

Get lucky

[heady wedge]

wow

such great advice you give

YOO

MEGA BUFFON PACK

buffoon*

[vagrant bane]

Smh I play poker irl