🎙・server-chat

[fallow canopy]

Was there an update sometime in the past year thst made the starting shop always have a buffoon pack? I haven't played that long, and Watching an older video that didn't have a starting buffoon

[stiff hull]

Yes

Starting shop always has buffoon pack

[fallow canopy]

Yeah ok needed to make sure I didn't imagine that

[lavish zenith]

no im thirsty

[stiff hull]

Sell the hack?

[lavish zenith]

he has good jokes

sometimes

[stiff hull]

Well damn

[lavish zenith]

yeah its kinda fucked up

the legendary is a diet pepsi

FIGHT TO THE DEATH

FIGHT TO THE DEATH !!!!!

[meager onyx]

FIGHT TO THE DEATH

[normal lance]

guys can we start marsposting??
i’m sorry but i just LOVE mars, like i can’t get enough of it. every night when i fall asleep i see mars in my head, and it’s my first thought upon waking up. i have pictures of mars on my walls, in my car, and on my ceiling. if i could fly to mars i would. i camp out to watch it whenever i can and cry when it gets covered up. i look at videos of mars in my free time. i paint mars, i only eat food that looks like mars, nobody will love anything more than i love mars. i want to marry mars. i want to adopt its children and take care of them.

so anyway guys lets start marsposting please?

[nimble stag]

Glass joker with a glass deck

[modern radish]

Stone joker and marble joker with stone deck

[nimble stag]

And 2 Oops! All six make the glass card has 100% break

[normal lance]

mult joker: gives mult for every mult card

[nimble stag]

So i can make glass joker get ×1.5 mult for each blind

Because i only play pair and win right after play a pair

[normal lance]

you should get splash

[vale fog]

sounds like a good challenge to immediately give you 2 oa6 and a whole deck of glass cards

[nimble stag]

I thought that this challenge is really hard because the card i play will be destroy but when i saw glass joker i also saw my win 😆

[flint copper]

Me with irl Jimbo

[vagrant bane]

New Joker

MONKEY

If user has banana, 6x mult towards the banana but destroyes it after use. Guaranteed banana in next shop.

[flint copper]

Can upgrade Cavendish infinitely

[sand talon]

I'm still standing

[warm geyser]

i pirated the game :3

(im broke)

[hoary kernel]

me watching gros michel just delete itself off the face of the earth after i just bought it

[flint copper]

You’re either lucky or unlucky

Too soon to tell

[hoary kernel]

just failed so

[flint copper]

At least we know now

[shy heart]

welp, im fucked.

[gusty echo]

Holy shit I beat ante 11 for the first time

[gloomy juniper]

Why can I do this?

[gusty echo]

why is ante 12 300 million chips

[opaque shard]

Me and the boys

Seeded

[red hamlet]

Endless is challenges

[karmic halo]

I think I got like e61 this seed

[opaque shard]

I only got to e11

[gusty echo]

Yeah fair. Had a really good run still

Beat high scores

[gloomy juniper]

I just need business card now.

[distant vault]

Chicot think he in the team 💔

[brittle basalt]

Congrats to the people who msg and tailed. We're green again tonite 💪. just say BET or send me a reqst I'll send you the next plays.

[lavish zenith]

fun mathematics question: given infinite joker slots, what is the likelihood that riff-raff will ever be consumed? is it 100%?

[gloomy juniper]

The one on the right (i forgot its name) activates first, so assuming the only other joker u have is riff raff, 100%

[lavish zenith]

ohh right it does, start of round vs blind selected

but if riffraff activates first,

[gloomy juniper]

Well how many jokers would there be before that?

[distant vault]

I’m still wondering how I messed up ts 💔

[lavish zenith]

just riff-raff and madness. and we assume riff-raff gets to activate once before madness does

hey wait. both are "when blind is selected" effects

[gloomy juniper]

Idk

[flint copper]

Either way, yes

[quaint halo]

Having to use a polychrome joker for times-mult is just sad :(

[lavish zenith]

just wrote code to simulate it, it does seem to taper off to 100%, yea

generally with infinite probability checks that get smaller, you shouldn't just assume it goes to 0% though

[steady hull]

So basically approaching but never reaching 100%

[tardy hound]

Is that lua

[lavish zenith]

minecraft saplings for example, starting with one sapling and growing trees to harvest more saplings, the chance that you eventually run out of saplings isn't 0% but it's not 100% either

[steady hull]

…Wait that’s just all events that are non-100%

[flint copper]

It depends on the allowed duration

[lavish zenith]

yep! my favorite language

[flint copper]

If there’s a non-zero possibility, it will happen in an infinite timeframe, statistically speaking

[lavish zenith]

not necessarily if the probability is also decreasing

it's the classic wirefly hive problem

or the minecraft saplings problem

[red hamlet]

Oh man

We doing stupid math problems?

Like the turtle and the runner or whatever?

[lavish zenith]

i LOVE stupid math problems !

[red hamlet]

They're so dumb

[lavish zenith]

they're so fun though :3

[steady hull]

I have my own statistics thing I mase up called “The Bowser’s Big Blast Problem”

[red hamlet]

They're so stupid tho

Waaah runner will never catch up

Yeah, I'd you arbitrarily limit his ass to a percentage of rhe speed

I'll beat the turtle in 1 step

[steady hull]

It’s hard to explain, Basically when you assume that an event happening earlier with more options means it’s the least likely outcome, and vice versa

[lavish zenith]

and its named after that one mario party minigame ?

[steady hull]

Ye

Well I named it that

i’m sure there’s a more official name for it

[flint copper]

That game sucks

[lavish zenith]

that game is the funniest thing. never played it but whenever i see a streamer or a youtuber or whatever doing that it's always a blast seeing how it goes down

[steady hull]

But like, Imagine Bowser’s Big blast where you have 4 players and 5 levers, each player presses one down. If it’s the single bad lever they’re out, if it’s the good lever they live. Since the first player has 4 goods and 1 bad does that mean they have a lower chance of going out first than the 4th player who will have 1 good and 1 bad

[lavish zenith]

"but there's no strategy to it" i know. no plan survives contact with the enemy and for one and a half minutes life is lived at the edge of the seat of your pants

that is a good question tbh

[steady hull]

The intuitive answer is yes, but if you do the math and realize that the only way for player 2 to get out first is if player 1 doesn’t die first, and the only way for player 3 to die first is if players 1 and 2 don’t die first etc.. Then it comes out even 20/20/20/20 for each player to die first, and the remaining goes to if the last lever is the bad lever

[red hamlet]

Just press a lever man

[lavish zenith]

i think that makes sense because you might as well imagine the players all pick buttons at the same time, it wouldnt impact anything

[lavish zenith]

🟧🟦🟥🟩🟨 choose

choose your fate

[red hamlet]

🥱 blue

[steady hull]

I actually had a similar problem when pkaying buckshot roulette multiplayer

[lavish zenith]

🟧🐐🟥🟩🟨

get fucked lmao

[red hamlet]

Cool

Next game

See? Simple

Overthinkers

[flint copper]

That’s a goat, man

[red hamlet]

That's means I'm clearly goated

[lavish zenith]

it means you win a goat

[red hamlet]

You can keep it

[lavish zenith]

wrong

check your backyard

[red hamlet]

I don't have one

Get fucked

[lavish zenith]

check your living room

[red hamlet]

I'm in it

[lavish zenith]

your phone line has been disconnected

[red hamlet]

I don't have a home phone

[lavish zenith]

your crops have been chewed on

[steady hull]

I was basically guaranteed to die if I let the other player have a turn. I could hit him for 1 out of his 2 hp, and all I had was an inverter to turn a live round into a blank. I could win if I shot all 3 bullets in the chamber at myself and it was 1 live 2 blanks. Meaning to win I had to guess which bullet was the live and invert it to have a shot at getting better items and winning

[lavish zenith]

ohhh so

i see i see

[lavish zenith]

the shar !

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-good-night-gn-tuck-in-shark-gif-8190000643579181094

[steady hull]

At the time, I thought it was best to invert the last round, but I realized later it didn’t matter, since it was another bowser’s big blast problem

[stark comet]

the gods have decided

[flint copper]

Just kill the run tbh

There’s no point, but you gave us the choice in the first place

[sand talon]

Guys i have question

Kratos vs Jimbo

Who is winning?

[sand talon]

Perkeo is a female right?

[flint copper]

Guy

[unborn maple]

chicot disables all bosses

kratos is pretty powerful so I think he would count as a boss fight

[sand talon]

But powerless kratos is still very powerful ☠️

He is once a spartan soldier

[red hamlet]

🥱 eternal jimbo sweep

[red torrent]

The best lucky cat ☠️

[red hamlet]

Only 2 procs

Weak

[quaint halo]

Thank the Balatro gods I got Brainstorm from rare joker tag

[pale abyss]

I don't suppose this is worth taking purely bc it's holographic right?

not like I have the money for it anyway

[quaint halo]

nvm, died to no flat-mult :(

[simple ore]

Jimbo has a lot of friends, let's just say

Kratos tends to make enemies

[quaint halo]

Praise be the gods for I have won

[red hamlet]

Dies to no flat mult

[sand talon]

You think power of friendship can defeat kratos?.... Well think again... Cuz that mf killed DEATH itself

[simple ore]

I pray for a DNA certificate shop next 😉

[simple ore]

so did Mr bones

[red hamlet]

Marble joker

[red hamlet]

Powerless against eternal rental egg

[sand talon]

I mean.... he did it twice tho

[quaint halo]

I'm 100% posting the seed after I get game over

[simple ore]

but two mr bones (friendship) can overcome naneinf, which is inconceivable

[pale abyss]

can a joker get polychrome if it's already holographic?

[shy heart]

jesus fucking christ my luck insane

[red hamlet]

No

[simple ore]

Jimbo 1v1 dies horribly to kratos but I think there's a set of jokers he could win against him with

[simple ore]

look at your collection

[red hamlet]

Only 1 edition allowed

[sand talon]

It will take 4.20e50058 points to beat kratos

Do you think jimbo can score that much?

[simple ore]

someone earlier got like e44711

so I think it is possible

[pale abyss]

so if I use a hex on it would it change to polychrome? and would that be better?

[red hamlet]

Hex won't work

You can't change editions

[sand talon]

e50058 is still very much impossible don't you think?

[simple ore]

you can't overwrite the edition, they are permanent

[stone skiff]

Will a Blueprint that copies a food joker "eat" itself if the joker it's copying does so

[spiral crest]

[red hamlet]

E50058 is VERY VERY VERY far from e44711

[red hamlet]

No

[simple ore]

not with the methods you need to get to those scores with, it's only a dozen or so more cards i believe

[spiral crest]

Would be Hella funny if they did that lol

[simple ore]

hand size exponential growth

[sand talon]

And that tooo to beat kratos as a small blind

For big blind kratos you need a e80085

And for boss blind kratos you need e6942069 👀

Yes the numbers are legit guys trust me

[red hamlet]

Kratos can't win against this

Also that's not how blinds work

[sand talon]

That egg loses more value than it gives 😭

[red hamlet]

Big blind is 1.5x base and boss is 2x base

[red hamlet]

Yeah, by 1 lmfao

[sand talon]

You know what kratos boss blind is?

[quaint halo]

Fuck you 😭

[simple ore]

yea eternal cards are literally undestroyable and unsellable and if we pin the joker it's immovable.... kratos doesn't stand a chance against the pure concept of balatro

[sand talon]

Score 1 chip

[red hamlet]

Bro, you literally died to no flat mult with xmult last run
It's explicitly your fault

[quaint halo]

I refuse, I'm in denial now

[red hamlet]

Denial with a bi flag

Ok

[simple ore]

the antimatter ante matters

[quaint halo]

lol

[red hamlet]

Similar energy

[simple ore]

The ante matter antimatter antique matador

[sand talon]

Do you really think kratos cares about that?

[red hamlet]

Jimbo should befriend avowed

[simple ore]

ok I'm devolved fully goodnight

[strong rose]

gn

[red hamlet]

What language is that

In your bio

[strong rose]

tagalog

[red hamlet]

Seemed familiar

[sand talon]

Witchcraft

[red hamlet]

I mean if you're from a middle ages town yeah lmfao

[sand talon]

I am proficient in witchcraft... And that text says "jarvis, twist his balls off"

[cunning hare]

Idk what to type as my first message, this game is just so amazing

[sand talon]

May jimbo bless you with blueprints and barons

[red hamlet]

Ew

[sand talon]

My honest reaction to your reaction:

[red hamlet]

I'm a baron hater

[cunning hare]

Thank you

Eventually i will get the naneinf

... eventually

[red hamlet]

Naoe enjoyer

[sand talon]

Why

Are you scared of kings?

Or are you scared of highscores?

Or maybe you don't know how to get a highscore lmao

[shrewd ingot]

I am struggling so hard right now with the yellow deck....Darn you Joker.....lol

[red hamlet]

Ironic or unironic reason

[red torrent]

I have legendary Cat ☠️

[sand talon]

Bro how, you literally get 10$ in the start

[sand talon]

Nice lmao

What card are you copying tho?

[sand talon]

Both

[red hamlet]

Ironic - baron sucks
Unironic - I legit prefer the Queen arts

Big fan of polyclaw

[sand talon]

Dafaq is this?

I can barely see the Q

[red hamlet]

Get yo eyes checked

[sand talon]

Yeah nobody ever said baron sucks except you buddy

[red hamlet]

That's why it's ironic, bubby

Meant to be a joke

[sand talon]

Never seen that card

[red hamlet]

Bro hasn't played since friends of jimbo 4 dropped fr

[sand talon]

What's a joke?

[sand talon]

Fr fr

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-meme-clown-you-funny-gif-26510647

[sand talon]

Is this a joke?

-1 joker slot for you

[red hamlet]

I'll live

[sand talon]

is that green joekr?

[red hamlet]

Good flat mult 🔥

I think I was doing pairs there

Or high card

Don't remember lmfao

[sand talon]

guess we doin 9s now 😂

[red torrent]

I have legendary Cat ☠️

[random plover]

just won black deck for the first time with a whack ahh lineup of fibonacci, red card, happy face, dusk, baseball card.... and throwback. 💀

[loud iron]

is this a good card?

i tend to skip it entirely in hopes i get the card where you get a xMult for adding playing cards

[red hamlet]

Lucky cat is pretty good

But it relies on lucky procs so mileage varies

It can outscale holo sometimes though

Especially if you get oops all 6s

Or suck and bust with face luckies

[warm pike]

finally someone else who calls it suck and bustin

[red hamlet]

All Im sayin

Is that the art is very suggestive

[random plover]

sock my bustin?

[vivid island]

suck and bustin

[lavish zenith]

is it unwise to make a balatro mod before ive unlocked a lot of the stuff in balatro

intentionally not posting in modded dev chat yet i wanna gauge the opinion of the common folk

[polar hill]

Thank God I'm not the only one who realized this lol

[red hamlet]

Depends

I'd check if your idea is already in the game or something like it

[blissful raft]

Balatro

[lavish zenith]

joker that's the fear of clowns

joker that's The joker (like dc)

[lavish zenith]

no sorry this is the nuclear throne server. balatro's two blocks down

[amber dust]

what do i do

[lavish zenith]

see who it is first maybe, i dont think you have to pick it right away

[red hamlet]

You don't get to pick lmfao

[lavish zenith]

no like

[red hamlet]

Painted deck

4/4 jokers

[lavish zenith]

oh wait right it's not a booster pack type deal

it adds it straight to the joker deck

[red hamlet]

What's your deck looking like

[amber dust]

nothingness

[red hamlet]

OK well that's not helpful

[lavish zenith]

on one hand: it would be funny
on the other hand: 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[amber dust]

i skipped ante 1 for a rare, got brainstorm then photo chad in the first shop

then blueprint in ante 5

[red hamlet]

Is your deck skewed for Kings and queens

[amber dust]

its painted deck

and i havent deck fix yet

[lavish zenith]

not deck fixed at all?

[red hamlet]

Cool, you could throw out photo for the soul and use glass cards as a replacement

[merry wadi]

guys pls i need help

[amber dust]

rip photo chad

[lavish zenith]

do you?

[amber dust]

imagine if i get chicot

[red hamlet]

Or you can ignore it

[merry wadi]

see im very scared

[red hamlet]

And just go for the win

[lavish zenith]

it's not gonna bite you it's cards

[red hamlet]

Slow down the speed, play your hand and see if it wins

If you don't get the score, alt f4

Just be quick about it

[lavish zenith]

they have two hands

and two discards

[red hamlet]

Still applies

[lavish zenith]

if it's not close they probably have enough juice to sinch

[red hamlet]

Yeah probably

[amber dust]

i got canio

[lavish zenith]

if they had enough juice to get halfway they got enough juice to get almost all the way i reckon

[lavish zenith]

which ones that again

[amber dust]

+1x per face card destroyed

[lavish zenith]

swag

[amber dust]

i mean i cant up its mult yet

dont have any arcana

[lavish zenith]

where'd you get the soul from then, silly

goofy

[amber dust]

its my last arcanas

[red hamlet]

You have a justice for a small juice

[lavish zenith]

maybe buy a banana or popcorn

[amber dust]

i save scum back to the original

[lavish zenith]

yeah you got some juice

[amber dust]

maybe i sell the hanging chad?

[lavish zenith]

no no!

[red hamlet]

How's that gonna help

[wraith quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[amber dust]

so i dont die

[wraith quiver]

Yall got that balatro?

[amber dust]

obviously

[red hamlet]

Keep the chad

Play your hand with a glass face in 1st slot

Blueprint brainstorm copy the chad

[lavish zenith]

^^

[red hamlet]

Budget photochad

[lavish zenith]

actually a genius move

[red hamlet]

If it breaks, canio juice

Also get a mult card

[lavish zenith]

TRUE

[red hamlet]

For flat mult with chad

[amber dust]

fire

[lavish zenith]

listen to this guy, it's so smart

[red hamlet]

People forget card enhancements are goated

[amber dust]

reroll for good luck

[lavish zenith]

i would never forget enhancements are goated

[amber dust]

got nothing

[red hamlet]

Photochad is cool and all

[lavish zenith]

why !! we gave you the keys to the kingdom

[red hamlet]

But the real crack cocaine is in photochad glass

[lavish zenith]

oh wait that's what we did i thought you savescummed to get a new legend nvm

[amber dust]

the glass broke

fire

[lavish zenith]

swag

[red hamlet]

What's your hand at

The one you play

[amber dust]

i play a glass jack and it broke

won the boss blind

[red hamlet]

No I mean

Oh alright

But what's the hand you usually play

And what's its mult

[amber dust]

liquidation and two arcanas

[lavish zenith]

what's it's round score

how many digits

how big is the number

[amber dust]

didnt get any planets

[red hamlet]

What hand tho

High card? Pair?

[lavish zenith]

what is. the number

[red hamlet]

I guess it doesn't matter

[lavish zenith]

how many chips did it put out

[amber dust]

i dont have any freaking planets card!!!

[red hamlet]

Get some standard pakcs

[lavish zenith]

was it like. just a smidge more than the boss blind? twice? ten times?

[amber dust]

nvm

[red hamlet]

Easily way over

[lavish zenith]

what is the SIZE of the number it results in

[amber dust]

got a hang man with two face card

we rolling

[lavish zenith]

swag beast

[amber dust]

oh right

[red hamlet]

Just make sure you get some flat mult

[amber dust]

i did cryptid a king once

[red hamlet]

Or more glass

[lavish zenith]

enhance face cards with mult

and get planets for base mult

[red hamlet]

Strength your 10s

[lavish zenith]

maybe open playing cards and hope for a hologram face card

[red hamlet]

Poly*

[lavish zenith]

or polychrome!

[amber dust]

HE CAME BACK

[lavish zenith]

flat mult or extra times mult

do not fall for the temptation

[amber dust]

the photo haunting me

the green goblin mask

[red hamlet]

Oh, did you already have plant blind

[amber dust]

nah

[lavish zenith]

yeah polychrome is probably better than flat mult but both would be good

[red hamlet]

Scary stuff

[amber dust]

oh

[lavish zenith]

on a face card i mean

[amber dust]

its the plant this blind

[lavish zenith]

oh good thing you pivoted

[red hamlet]

Definitely get planets

Or better yet

A mult on a non-face

[lavish zenith]

you can get a mult on any card you want actually

[red hamlet]

Not for the plant xdd

[lavish zenith]

in fact, put mult on non-facr cards exclusively

[amber dust]

earth, pluto and uranus

earth it is

[red hamlet]

Eh

Earth needs full house

More likely to get two pair

[lavish zenith]

full house isn't that hard

[amber dust]

im on painted deck

with a paint brush voucher already

[lavish zenith]

oh yeah full house it up

[red hamlet]

Fairs

[lavish zenith]

house like it's md

[red hamlet]

House

[lavish zenith]

neat!

[round eagle]

I just won a full house gold run with trousers, trio & license

[red hamlet]

Banger

[rough bison]

great-

[red hamlet]

I love trio/duo

So versatile

[amber dust]

👍

[amber dust]

you can get a sticker on it

worth

[red hamlet]

Bro

[amber dust]

hologram, certificate and blueprint for the win

[rapid vigil]

we love r1a1 blueprint that you can't get

[red hamlet]

I asked what your deck looks like and you said you haven't done any deck fixing

Mf is stacked on face cards

[amber dust]

its another run

[round eagle]

Nice

[red hamlet]

A

[vernal plinth]

ankh the brainstorm? hmm

[amber dust]

yes

i remember getting a double polychrome brainstorm too

[red hamlet]

Don't lmfao

[red hamlet]

🥱

[vernal plinth]

too late
nah i didn't do it

[red hamlet]

Weak

[round eagle]

Yeah that run looks set already, no need for adjustments

[vernal plinth]

you see, i will 100% dead if i do that

[lavish zenith]

anana

[red hamlet]

Just remember to copy the chad

[lavish zenith]

banaba

🍌

🍌<-- nabana

[amber dust]

eating good today

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334909513782001664/1342322072314970173/797542492466970694.gif

[red hamlet]

Honestly yeah

Big canio scaling there

Jump into a spectral and rip an immolate

[lavish zenith]

abanan ==› 🍌‹== bana

ananaballe

b🍌anana

[warm pike]

are you having a stroke

[lavish zenith]

my brain stopped working sixty seconds ago

this is known to happen

[red hamlet]

Me whenever I see mega gardevoir

Shame it's not goth gardevoir 😔

[lavish zenith]

that's not a banana. down vote

[magic rain]

hey mr egg that grows from a tree can you give me a joker worthy of naninf

[lavish zenith]

yeah sure

[amber dust]

yeah no problem

[warm pike]

no cavendish for u

[red hamlet]

YUP

[red hamlet]

It still dies

[amber dust]

its canio time

[warm pike]

oh huh

[red hamlet]

Food jokers are incompatible with eternal

They just ignore it

[lavish zenith]

what

what about that bana

are you saying the image was doctored

[warm pike]

i think its because food jokers are consumed technically

[red hamlet]

No, the image is real

Used debug plus for it lmfao

I was testing something

[lavish zenith]

ceaseless ana

enter the banana infinite

[red hamlet]

I spawned a banana round 1 and gave it eternal

That's not even the funniest part

[worn gust]

How eternal egg would look at me

[lavish zenith]

eternal egg is a thing

i seen it twice

it has a smug aura

[red hamlet]

Well I don't count it as a food joker 🥱

[warm pike]

its an egg

[red hamlet]

This happened soon after

[lavish zenith]

anana

[red hamlet]

It died in 1 round

The eternal one made it to the boss blind

It has not hit the 1/6 for 23 rounds.

[lavish zenith]

there's a 🍌 banan in the shoppe

[red hamlet]

All of my luck was used up for a fucking meme

I even recorded it lmao

[lavish zenith]

have you tried using oops

[vernal plinth]

NOOO OOOO
I DIDN'T TAKE A MIME FROM BUFFOON PACK I DIDN'T KNOW BARON WOULD SHOWS UP THIS FAST

[red hamlet]

What's your deck like

Cause unless it's hella kings, what you have is good enough for ante 8

[vernal plinth]

i planning to do lucky cards build

[warm pike]

why would you not take mime anyway

[red hamlet]

Cause its wack?

[vernal plinth]

.. uhh

[warm pike]

if you dont want it just sell it later

skill issue

[lavish zenith]

wouldn't it be fucked up if you put a mime in an actual invisible soundproof box and pushed him out into the street

[red hamlet]

If you're not stacking gold/steel or planning baron, it's kinda useless

[lavish zenith]

y'all actually plan your runs?

[vernal plinth]

yeah i like lucky cards.

[lavish zenith]

i just do w/e comes my way. if we're doing a photochad run we're doing a photochad run, if not, then we're not

[vernal plinth]

extra gambling

[red hamlet]

I mean yeah that's what you're supposed to do

But if your early build is card agnostic then you can kinda prep shit for later

[warm pike]

im sorry i thought you play for fun

[amber dust]

the whatever seed

[red hamlet]

I do

[warm pike]

take the gamble

[red hamlet]

But I'm not gonna give people advice to kill runs for funny lmfao

The I stands for me

Not others

[lavish zenith]

would you tell me to kill my run for the bit, bestie?

if i had an eternal egg in my shop would you have me buy it

[warm pike]

i mean

[vernal plinth]

... swashbuckler.

[amber dust]

should i take showman, my canio is 18x right now

[red hamlet]

No

[amber dust]

aight more scaling

[red hamlet]

Showman only good for endless

[fluid dragon]

i just got this now that its on gamepass, ive liked it for like 2 months before it, and now i am one with the jokers

[amber dust]

im in endless

[warm pike]

lmao

[vernal plinth]

ey @red hamlet guess what

another mime.

how fun.

no sock buskin

[fluid dragon]

ooof

[vernal plinth]

[red hamlet]

Sell list for it if you want

Or the face discarder

Face discarder anti synergy with photochad

[warm pike]

shouldve sold list to get mime before

[vernal plinth]

list needs flush rn, probably list

[red hamlet]

Sell both

It'll keep you above 25 for interest cap

[warm pike]

i told u

[red hamlet]

Thinking about robots

[warm pike]

id like to kiss one someday

[red hamlet]

I'd love to change their oil

[warm pike]

https://youtu.be/olcVARgp-D8 me after a tour of japan

[rough bison]

WRAITH ENJOYERS RISE UP

blueprint for 2 dollars

[gentle crane]

blueprint being the third wheel here

[red hamlet]

Nah

Chad is the front wheel
Photo and blueprint are the back wheels

[vernal plinth]

you think it'll copy brainstorm?

1 / 5 is rough

[red hamlet]

Chad

[vernal plinth]

SMILEY FACEEE

[red hamlet]

F

[vernal plinth]

ok the second one is photograph

how unlucky

[red hamlet]

What second one

[vernal plinth]

i undo it by pressing main menu-

[red hamlet]

Oh, cheating

Got it

[vernal plinth]

no luck

oh hey a hanged man

[turbid ermine]

Technically not cheating… I guess they’re just… playing the cards in their favor

[gentle crane]

ahaa

[primal marsh]

Hi

[primal marsh]

[crimson moat]

I had a perfect no seed build for naneinf except i couldn't find romcon 😭

And no voucher tags all run

[flint copper]

Which is romcom?

[crimson moat]

That allows reroll bosses

[celest dust]

day 3 no broly boost

[crimson moat]

With 2 chicots i could reroll into menace and permanently increase my hand size

But no luck gg

Unfortunately every run is just luck

And like 3 strategy exist for naneinf which is basically baron + mime and something else

Like perkeo, chicots or burglar

I wish there been more

[sand talon]

wait how?

[zinc gust]

now what do we have here

[crimson moat]

-1 hand +1 hand +1 hand. Why it's permanent idk

But it's best feature that makes chicot actually my favourite joker

[sand talon]

what if you copy your uh... chicot with blueprint and brainstorm?

will you get even more hand size?

[crimson moat]

It doesn't work

[sand talon]

can't you copy chicot?

[crimson moat]

It says unavailable, so only ankh and invisible jokers

[sand talon]

:(

[crimson moat]

And yes the more you have the more it stacks

So 3 chicots +2 hand size

[sand talon]

use the bean exploit

DA BEAN

[rough bison]

well this should make the bloodstone achievement easy

[sand talon]

YOU HAVE ERRATIC DECK AND YOU DONT HAVE 30 HEART CARDS IN YOUR DECK TILL NOW?

i got all the unlocks and i still didnt unlock erratic deck

😭

[short wedge]

i have it lol

[rough bison]

i just unlocked it lmao and i dont like playing hearts

why play hearts when i could play spades my beloved

its my last unlock tho

[sand talon]

tell me why do you like spades in the first place?

[vernal plinth]

i'm betting there's a chicot in there so i will just take talisman....

[sand talon]

sell the bottle

[cold lichen]

Well damn

[vernal plinth]

why, i don't like the 20% for chicot

[sand talon]

well i guess okay

[vernal plinth]

IS IT PERKEO

or you.. didn't take it.

[rough bison]

i got it

[vernal plinth]

then who

[rough bison]

arrowhead goes insane on plasma deck

red seal and some retriggers its like having 10 stuntmans

[sand talon]

so you only play plasma deck or something?

[cold lichen]

Idk i didnt take it

[rough bison]

when im not doing stakes yea, its fun

[rough bison]

you wont see another soul for 80 runs

[graceful tree]

why are high contrast cards are an option on phone, but not on pc ;w;

[sand talon]

you should have

[vernal plinth]

what

it doesn't on pc?

[cold lichen]

Wouldnt be worth it

[haughty hemlock]

guys is polychrome counted if held in hand?

[cold lichen]

Why would it be

[rough bison]

it is on pc wym

in deck customization

[rough bison]

card enhancements only trigger when scored except for steel/gold as well as red/blue seals

[haughty hemlock]

kk tysm

[graceful tree]

what the

i thought it is not

because on phone its right in the game menu

[rough bison]

it is, just under the collab selectors

i dont have mobile i fear it would ruin my life lmao

[graceful tree]

oh, and

do people use that in videos?

bc im crazy blind and need this

[sharp compass]

[gilded folio]

finally got this jimbob in my shop

[real urchin]

Hello everyone me and my dad are playing and we need help

What jokers should we blueprint/brainstorm

[vernal plinth]

yo finally riff raff spawned some common jokers that are quite good

now.. photograph would be great

[gilded folio]

WAIT YOUR DAD IS PLAYING BALATRO WITH YOU??

THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL

[real urchin]

Lmaoo yeah

HE'S ASKING FOR HELP

[gilded folio]

UHHHH

IDK

IM NOT THAT GOOD

47 BILLION JESUS

[vernal plinth]

is the idol on ace of hearts

[gilded folio]

HOW MANY CHIPS DOES A FLUSH FIVE GIVE YOU

[short wedge]

idk just copy the chad

with both

[gilded folio]

HOW MUCH DOES THE NEGATIVE SWASHBUCKLER GIVE YOU

[real urchin]

Good luck

We gonna try this

[gilded folio]

try

if you die atleast you guys beat ante 8

which i havent even reached😭

[short wedge]

bruh

[real urchin]

Good enough

[gilded folio]

YEAHHHHH

NICE

DAMN ANTE 13

went better than expected

[real urchin]

This isn't the highest score we had

We had 4. Smth

[gilded folio]

cool

im fighting for my life in this game rn

im cooked

do i do a flush???

holy shit i forgot all my hands are level 1

[graceful bramble]

Bruh 💀

[gilded folio]

what

damn

will i ever win???

[vale fog]

how are you reaching ante 7 without levelling up smh

move 4 fing to the rightmost and play A Q J 10 9

[real urchin]

@gilded folio

[crimson moat]

Once again just baron + mime + random abuse

I wish there was some ways to get hands size

Like an actual ways

[vale fog]

copied burglars crying in the corner:

[zealous orchid]

i love it when i get yorick burnt joker from a mega arcana pack when im playing green joker so fun wow wow

[crimson moat]

Hands size*

[vale fog]

bruh

[sand talon]

real

[sand talon]

i would actually like local thunk to increase the score limit and gives more incredible jokers

[crimson moat]

True

Something like cryptid, but not broken

Like cryptid quality and ideas are crazy

Just becomes very boring soon

Because of balance issues

[flint copper]

👁️❤️🎂

[gentle crane]

i wonder if there's an AA but for balatro users
how many userswould be there

anonymous alcoholics

[crimson moat]

I am definitely addicted to balatro

[flint copper]

♾️🔄➕🍪

[gloomy juniper]

Im going to make my deck all stone for the funs

[errant zealot]

How cool would it be to have balatro in the discord shop

[errant zealot]

Do the Medusa challenge

[gloomy juniper]

What that? (Im not smart)

[gentle crane]

ooo a balatro profile banner

[errant zealot]

EXACTLLY

[gloomy juniper]

Don’t copy my dagger. For the love of John Balatro, don’t copy my dagger

[short wedge]

imagine tho

[gloomy juniper]

Ok John balatro was being kind to me

John balatro was not being kind

[short wedge]

uh oh

[digital tusk]

what one do i sell

[short wedge]

why are the bad ones eternal

[digital tusk]

it just be like that 😭

i think it has to baseball card

[short wedge]

yea

[digital tusk]

grrrr

i think that's a downgrade

[gloomy juniper]

John Balatro was not being kind

[digital tusk]

i was hoping for perkeo since i already have the voucher

[gentle crane]

NOOOO

[celest dust]

John Hideo Kojima: play my hideo games

Gambling while watching anime is crazy work

[gentle crane]

ain't anime just lythero

[gloomy juniper]

Haha

[eternal crown]

Goodbye my biggest wee

[gloomy juniper]

I just got this

[gloomy juniper]

Oh wait nvm thats not why u said no is it

[eternal crown]

I'll miss my big wee

[empty patio]

My wee is bigger

[eternal crown]

Give me your seed

[empty patio]

That's a little fast don't you think

[eternal crown]

I need to make my wee bigger than yours

[subtle burrow]

Does anyone know where I can contact support?

[pure jetty]

no

[gloomy juniper]

If i wanted to know that id ask the mods

[subtle burrow]

Alrighty, thank you.

[gloomy juniper]

Or just go to #1200105253559873707

[subtle burrow]

It's unfortunately not that kind of report. :(

That would be easier.

[worn ridge]

B b b b b balatro..r....

[digital tusk]

[errant zealot]

Hotta love a challenge deck where u pick between a mega arcana or a red card and get a legendary with the choice

[sand talon]

ooh only one boss blind left to find out.... i wonder what it is

[short wedge]

its the worst one

[strong rose]

nice

• Flash Card (Holographic, +50 mult)
• Green Joker (+32 mult)
• Smeared Joker
• The Duo
• Cavendish

[strong rose]

i hate that one

<////3

[short wedge]

im glad i kept that negative metador

[strong rose]

nice

[short wedge]

yay

[strong rose]

247,279 best hand

o.o

[short wedge]

yea ik

its weak

but at least i beat the stake

[polar hill]

I wonder how this could count as a straight flush 🤔

[short wedge]

should i get rid of greed and take cav?

[short wedge]

well it does soo

[short wedge]

i'll just do it

[strong rose]

because of the four fingers joker

the straight part is 8 9 10 J

the flush part is the spades

[polar hill]

I get that

But hey, it seems like I can get a straight or a flush at the same time to get the straight flush, with 4 fingers

[strong rose]

yeah

[slim junco]

w or l second shop

[low mason]

w????

u win already bro

[slim junco]

Lmao I lost to the mouth 😭

[low mason]

well

whyd u do that

[slim junco]

i got unlucky

i had 4 hearts for literally all of my discards

so was forced to play high card

well technically i havent lost yet but yeah

[low mason]

wow ur cooked

[slim junco]

yeah even with a lucky card +20 mult hit i died

another interesting start

[strong rose]

well

[slim junco]

bruh

wtf my draws are so shit today

[cyan solstice]

`Resolved.

[calm mural]

Guess what my favorite joker is

[limber moth]

Abstract

[strong prairie]

Woo! Thanks egg

[main compass]

photograph

[digital tusk]

mine is so meh

[stiff hull]

I call this seed “running of the bull”

[limber moth]

Calling my dad on you

[stiff hull]

Why? I did nothing wrong

[digital tusk]

my tags rn are so random 😭

[knotty vapor]

These are my jokers ranked

[calm mural]

Photochad mentioned

[loud hearth]

Put this code 9W5LUHMX

[knotty vapor]

This is my mobile save of the game I’m sure my computer one will be difference

[calm mural]

🚽 🏠

[knotty vapor]

Castle Stencil Summit?

[limber moth]

[calm mural]

Yes

Its not stupid if it works

[digital tusk]

swapping swashbuckler out for popcorn feels so cursed

[magic rain]

our number two is same so we are same person easy

blueprint ecto are not in my top at all however

[knotty vapor]

I also really enjoy playing runner

[hollow tiger]

how do u see it

[knotty vapor]

Go into settings and look at stats

[polar hill]

@knotty vapor your pfp reminds me of the egg joker

[red hamlet]

Boo

Top 10 thijgs to see before you die

[strong rose]

pray for swashbuckler

is that rental

[digital tusk]

i umm idk what this strategy was

all my face cards turning gold and losing their steel was midly annoying but it worked out

[red hamlet]

Yes lmfao

[strong rose]

dang

[red hamlet]

It's just bad all around
Good temperance value but man

Truly an Investment lmfao

<@&1133519078540185692> scam link

[polar hill]

Mods

[red hamlet]

Oh damn

Sniped

Bye mods

[limpid zealot]

Idk why I misread this as the mods being banned

[red hamlet]

bye mods

[limpid zealot]

The scammer just uno reversing their ban and banning all the mods

[red hamlet]

Pretty sure that happened once when a moderator clicked on the link

Not in here

[limpid zealot]

XDDDDD

[red hamlet]

Mfw admin privileges on a moderator role and the whole server blew up

[limpid zealot]

Also I agree with your username I wish I learned how to do that because I'm already so far into 100%ing the game

[swift sail]

tragic

[limpid zealot]

Woah :O

I just need joker stickers but that means I need to beat gold stake like 13 times and I don't wanna do that

[agile pawn]

soon

[limpid zealot]

I just wanna play white stake 🥺

[digital tusk]

i'm incapable of playing seriously 😭 see half my screenshots here

[red hamlet]

"13"
HAHAHAHAH

[limpid zealot]

I have like 800/howevermanyjokerstickersthereare

I need to do so much

[red hamlet]

13 gold runs would only get you 65 jokers

[limpid zealot]

I'm crying

[red hamlet]

Pretty sure that's how many uncommons there are

[limpid zealot]

I will cry forever

[kind arrow]

Option to play seriously and win the run, progressing my C++ progress: ❌
Option to completely throw the run for a funny build that lasts one ante: ✅

[red hamlet]

Also legendaries

[limpid zealot]

NOOOO

[red hamlet]

At least they have a lockout system

[limpid zealot]

I JUST WANNA WHITE STAKE ☹️😞☹️😞

[red hamlet]

Then do that?

[limpid zealot]

Wait

[digital tusk]

nono the goal is to somehow win with the silliest build

[limpid zealot]

Your right

[red hamlet]

Get all the decks unlocked and have fun on white stake lmfao

[limpid zealot]

I already have all the decks unlocked lol

I've done everything other than joker stickers

[kind arrow]

Yeah but it doesn't always work 😔

[red hamlet]

Clearly it wasn't funny enough

[limpid zealot]

I misread that as "the goal is to win with the silent'

[kind arrow]

^^^

[digital tusk]

that's the challenge!!

[limpid zealot]

Slay the spire 🤤

Speaking of slay the spire I hate defect and I'm glad he's dead

I'm so glad that STUPID BITCH ISNT RETURNING

I think

[limpid zealot]

Swaggliciousness

[red hamlet]

Gold stake btw lmfao

[kind arrow]

Evil double riff raff

[digital tusk]

why double eternal riff raff 😭 so silly

[limpid zealot]

There should be an April fools update that makes negative cards not give +1 joker slot but just do the exact opposite of what the joker does

Like a negative riff Raff would just remove 2 random commons

Very balanced

And then the April fools part of the update is that it's permanent

[digital tusk]

ooh <3

[red hamlet]

Invisible joker missed

[limpid zealot]

That's a bit too much money don't take it

[digital tusk]

invisible joker was cooking

[agile pawn]

riff raff

[red hamlet]

This run almost won

Died to boss blind

Ante 8

[prime moon]

What is going on

[red hamlet]

This was really goofy

[ornate dawn]

just discovered KGatLW thanks to the ultrakill revamp trailer

gotta say i love the music

[red hamlet]

Gizzard lizard pog

[ornate dawn]

whats the one on the left

[digital tusk]

woah riff raff being good??

[quiet tapir]

what do i remove for the duo?

[ornate dawn]

nvm im stupid

[digital tusk]

its ok <3

[ornate dawn]

thats chad

[agile citrus]

Im new

what do I go for

[ornate dawn]

brainstorm

[lucid sable]

this traumatized me, why did i think it was a good idea to use all 110 cryptids 😭

[agile citrus]

btw how should I play with dusk

[digital tusk]

they haven't discovered it they don't know the name 😭

[ornate dawn]

one on the far right

[red hamlet]

Greem

[agile citrus]

I can guess

[ornate dawn]

oh yea lol true

[vast oracle]

How to git gud

[agile citrus]

should I just waste my cards until dusk?

[red hamlet]

Copy constellation

[ornate dawn]

eh not really you kinda risking it

[red hamlet]

With brain

[agile citrus]

k

only 1.3 x lol

[red hamlet]

Still

[ornate dawn]

it shall be better

[red hamlet]

Just buy the hell out of planet packs

Even better if you get telescope

[agile citrus]

but shouldn't multipliers go after the additions

[red hamlet]

What's your hand level at

The one you play

[agile citrus]

full house lvl 5

nothing else

[red hamlet]

Also yes but there's exceptions

Such as brainstorm

[agile citrus]

should I buy other planet cards?

[red hamlet]

What's that, like x15 mult?

[agile citrus]

12

[ornate dawn]

lads i have no idea what to eat for lunch today any suggestions?

preferably meat

[red hamlet]

What's the 2pair joker mult, like 10?

[vast oracle]

Don't eat

[red hamlet]

And dusk is 15 I think?

[agile citrus]

2 lol

should I upgrade it

[red hamlet]

No, the joker

Next to mime

[agile citrus]

+10

yeah

[red hamlet]

Balatro calc says this is peak order

[agile citrus]

balatro calc?

[red hamlet]

Unless you have steels in your hand while you play fullhouse

[prime moon]

Wait there is a balatro calculator?

[agile citrus]

can I have the link

[red hamlet]

Calculator for short

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=oABZWAAQQAhxLAAO5YAAAAAAAEAGgAAAYA

Your jokers

[prime moon]

thanks

[red hamlet]

You can adjust as needed

[digital tusk]

oh that's no fun

[red hamlet]

It'll tell you what the best hand and joker order is for given order

[red hamlet]

Some people find winning fun

[agile citrus]

lmao

[red hamlet]

It's weird and unnatural but it's their deck their choice

[agile citrus]

Im new don't blame me

[prime moon]

that calculator helps

[red hamlet]

Obviously

[digital tusk]

i'll bookmark it incase i ever need it, thanks

w shop

[agile citrus]

wtf

[red hamlet]

Dam

Poly rare skips?

Or double rare

[digital tusk]

normal rare skips i just got lucky