🎙・server-chat

[turbid ermine]

If you have a good hand but you don’t draw it with your discards, you can use your extra hands to find it if you know it will beat the blind

[dapper dust]

When you see shiny things, and forgot that you only barely passed the last blind?

[turbid ermine]

My favorite

[short wedge]

this is so fucking painful

[vernal plinth]

HECK YEAH, finally

[vernal plinth]

and then after that you'll never see another blueprint on that seed

[short wedge]

yep

[short wedge]

you lied

[tacit bronze]

im cooking so hard rn

[vernal plinth]

lucky

and you know what, the showman finally shows up

[short wedge]

sold everything except for supernova to buy it

[vernal plinth]

more brainstorm blueprint?!

[gilded folio]

guys do i take incantation or grim?

[brisk venture]

This run is not long for this world

[vernal plinth]

uh are you playing aces or number cards

[gilded folio]

its ante 3

uhhh

and idk

i dont have extra cards

ill get extra cards if i choose incantation or grim

[dapper dust]

God damn it, the game keeps teasing me so bad… “here’s madness and 3 great eternals, too bad it’s too late and you can’t beat this blind”. “Here’s 2 invisible jokers and a throwback, but I’m going to give you none of the cards you need to make a hand”. “Here’s a DNA and a blueprint, but you can’t afford them this early”

[gilded folio]

alright im gonna take grim

or

idk

oh wait i have

uhh

scholar

its better to take grim

why didnt i think of that lol😭

ooohhhhh

wrathful poly

[left stirrup]

Guys i have a little loop problem 😅 where do i ask for help?

[dapper dust]

Don’t ask to ask. Ask

[left stirrup]

I still have the problem

Just got some run with very good jokers but there's one i guess that's making my game looping when i shell any kind of card, and i can't stop It cause i think the game can't even good It 😅

Handle*

[dapper dust]

Screenshot of what jokers you have

[left stirrup]

I would love to, but i can't screenshot 100 jokers

I guess i will have to go one by one to solve It

Oh and also can't play cause something boosts the same jokers when i click to go to the Next stage, so i think i gotta sell the selling one first

Seems like a very big problem

[gilded folio]

do i sell one for lusty?

[short wedge]

how many hearts do u have?

[gilded folio]

13

god damn i have 3 aces of clubs

[short wedge]

wouldnt rly be that worth it unless u got smeared joker ig

[gilded folio]

whats smeared joker

[boreal niche]

hearts/diamonds count as the same suit

[short wedge]

makes club and spade count as same and diamonds and heart count as same

[boreal niche]

and spades/clubs

[gilded folio]

oh okay

[boreal niche]

It's good until you get hit with one of the suit debuffing boss blinds

and it debuffs half your deck

[gilded folio]

i remember i had pareidolia holo and smiley face

[boreal niche]

and given that it's only util you'll score less than you would have had you properly deckfixed

[gilded folio]

then i lost to the mark :)

[boreal niche]

But it's good

it serves its purpose

[gilded folio]

YO NEW TAG DROPPED

for my collection ofc

polychrome

hanging chad...

i like hanging chad

but i dont really wanna sell my jokers.

[short wedge]

giga chad

i have the same problem rn

chad and selfie

or photograph

[gilded folio]

these are my jokers btw

[short wedge]

selfie is shorter to type

[gilded folio]

god i hate decision making

photograph is the one where face cards give 2x mult?

[short wedge]

same

[gilded folio]

damn

[short wedge]

yea and its even better with chad

[boreal niche]

the first played face card

[short wedge]

the baseball is also useless rn cus i dont have any uncommons

[gilded folio]

looks rare

[boreal niche]

ngl straight up i'd probably just pivot to photochad here

eternal fortune teller sucks but at least it's polychrome

[short wedge]

ik

should i get rid of fist?

[boreal niche]

Weird seed

0 kings

[boreal niche]

it gives some mult

not the most given it triggers after photo

drop ice cream and then either scary face or fist

what hand are you using

if you have enough chips then drop scary face; otherwise yeah drop fist

[boreal niche]

Well actually

baseball card is literally doing nothing

[short wedge]

i alr sold it for chad

[patent flame]

Say bye bye to abstract

[boreal niche]

sell ice cream then

[short wedge]

k

[boreal niche]

scary face gives +90 chips anyway

[patent flame]

Bro does this game really give you photochad on purpose

[short wedge]

ig

[patent flame]

Whys it happening to everyone

Even me

[boreal niche]

in the meantime get glass cards; level up your hands for base mult

pray to god for invis or blueprint

[short wedge]

waiting for blue photo chad now ig lol

imagine

[gilded folio]

bro.

you give me a joker that dies

REALLY

[boreal niche]

this is what we call

Hubris

[short wedge]

just got an eternal foil blue joker in shop lol

[opaque shard]

"Cards drawn face down after each hand played"

[gilded folio]

can someone please paste the image of the dog with his eyes closed with the sunset

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DID IT

WHAT

[dapper dust]

You did what?

[gilded folio]

are u blind

[dapper dust]

you... got to round 6?

[gilded folio]

ante 7

[dapper dust]

okay

[gilded folio]

bro i thought i was cooked

[dapper dust]

good job?

[short wedge]

guys i got holo sock

[boreal niche]

bruh

[sharp compass]

[boreal niche]

[sand bluff]

I got satellite
I also got trib from the mega arcana packs I skipped for

[boreal niche]

'I sure hope the score requirement isn't 6 times the base!'
the devious and nefarious violet vessel:

[sharp compass]

Worst finisher boss blind

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[dapper dust]

that's why you should always take something that can reroll a boss blind

[sand bluff]

the last ones I need to unlock are anty Mary and seeing double

[short wedge]

just got 2 money hits from a lucky king

[sand bluff]

I guess I'll use anaglyph for 12 rounds and erratic for seeing double

[short wedge]

im still missing 5 jokers and 2 vouchers and 2 decks

[boreal niche]

for seeing double what i did was

uhh

magic deck

fish for death

copy it with the 2 fools

[sand bluff]

oh

[sand talon]

[valid heath]

I wish I will met blueprint and I really met it

[short wedge]

damn

[valid heath]

Blueprint with polychrome so beautiful

[mossy raft]

i’ve actually never seen a blueprint with poly

150 hours in the game and never ran into that

It’s beautiful

[gilded folio]

what do i sell for that BEAUTIFUL POLY SMILEY

[short wedge]

bruh

[gilded folio]

lol

same joker diffrent price

i think imma sell jolly joker

[quick moat]

Negative showman

[short wedge]

yup

[wide crane]

im gonna do it.

thank you so much for showing up perishable in the second shop when i have nothing to work with

[gilded folio]

god fucking damn it

[wide crane]

if i dont buy it can it show up again later?

[gilded folio]

i havent discovered the 2 faced one

[wide crane]

sell misprint and wrathful

that's nutty

[gilded folio]

alright

[wide crane]

ALSO THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[wide crane]

buy both of em

[vernal plinth]

well this is unexpected.

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON PERKEOOOOO

please be perkeo..

[elfin tapir]

does mime retrigger ancient joker

if anyone happens to know that

[valid heath]

Ay wthhh

I buy brainstorm and open tarot pack

Sell space joker??

[short wedge]

awww i didnt get a soul :c

[vernal plinth]

quick, bet that it's Chicot

[valid heath]

Oke

Wow, that great

[vernal plinth]

nice

[wide crane]

btw perkeo is BUNSSSSSS i dont like em

[elfin tapir]

HOLY

[sharp gyro]

What was it?

[short wedge]

it can be op with observatory tho

[wide crane]

the amount of luck, setup, and money it takes isn't worth it imo

im not trying to score e numbers im trying to beat red deck on gold stake

i'd much rather have a tribulet or a yorrick

canio is peak too

[vernal plinth]

PERKEO, BABYYYYYYY, I WON THIS TIME. (sold steel joker)

[short wedge]

seems like we found out who the real joker is

[vernal plinth]

my first unseeded perkeo

[short wedge]

wow

[valid heath]

Double blueprint

[vernal plinth]

change ancient to sock buskin?

[valid heath]

Yes sure

Wow

This is my highest score I have

[quick moat]

Blue stake as well

[gleaming isle]

not today satan

[polar hill]

Worst boss

[elfin tapir]

im gonna go brainstorm blueprint + joker ideas

[meager mortar]

Looking for friends

[wanton mauve]

first try jokerless

[valid heath]

Sell ballot???

[wanton mauve]

probably yeah

[vernal plinth]

did you lvl up full house?

i used straights to beat jokerless

pretty fun, the game gave me blue seal and bunch of jupiters, the challenge is basically already over just need some deck fixing for easier straights

[valid heath]

Four blueprint

[drifting forum]

Make sure you balance triggers and scoring!

[vernal plinth]

how fast wtf

[valid heath]

Idk

Damn how

[drifting forum]

What do your kings/queens look like?

I’ll help you out

Actually i think you’ve already got it right

In that image

If your kings are glass and not red seal then you’re good

[valid heath]

I don't have a lot of Queen and King, now I enchanted lucky card on it

But glass card better

[stark mica]

Can someone help me I dont know if I should buy the showman here instead of the dna

[valid heath]

How the fvck

[rocky grove]

buy mr bones

[valid heath]

I think I will skip it

[olive smelt]

no shit

[valid heath]

Oh

[past root]

I know this is kinda random but has localthunk ever talked about expanding the soundtrack

[dull valve]

ante 1 polychrome madness

[valid heath]

I need take this???

[empty pilot]

goatlatro

[dapper dust]

Well then… how is the game about to screw me?

[gleaming isle]

trying to get a random seed naneinf has led me to winning ante 8 with some weird joker combos

[valid heath]

End game

Wow, that so interesting

H7A7578H

Seed for everyone

[weary meadow]

balls of tro

[gritty fjord]

It’s about to give you straights for 5 rounds then all the sudden switch to giving pairs

[gritty fjord]

Dude ur jokers are all on a collective acid trip

[chrome condor]

ok then

[valid heath]

And me too so crazy

[gritty fjord]

[slim junco]

Why were you taking wheels

Ecto is right there

[valid heath]

Hmmmm idk, what is ecto

Pls explain

[shadow imp]

Play a 2 trust

[vernal plinth]

finally a Cryptid, i even took Hieroglyph and Petroglyph just to search for this spectral card

sadly no Observatory, well i don't even have telescope to begin with.

[tropic panther]

@everyone

[wanton mauve]

wanted to go flushes, got two earths in a row, said fuck it and went for king seven full houses

[hollow ice]

Alguém aqui fala português??

[wanton mauve]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1303767999458578543

[hollow ice]

Thanks

[solemn rapids]

I wanna make a video game [based upon balatro, however I'm not sure what to do for a new inspiration (Blataro has clown and playing card inspirations)]

[olive smelt]

wanting to make a video game but not know what to make is crazy

[feral gulch]

survival roguelite coop deckbuilder with cozy vibes and crafting

did I do it right?

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[sand talon]

who summoned me

[sand talon]

i think its too late isn't it?

considering the fact now that you dont have the both vouchers to go back in time

[elfin tapir]

deos blueprint work on oops all 6s

[wild lily]

no cause oa6 is a passive effect

[elfin tapir]

ah ok

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here have balatro on steam

[wild lily]

here

[stark fjord]

Perkeo is goated

[olive smelt]

bean is better than perkeo fr

[solemn rapids]

shush

[stark fjord]

Perkeo made me lose to The Eye

[hallow brook]

its quite common

[stark fjord]

1ARB18BC

[brisk venture]

Sad to say this is the end

What a run

[chrome condor]

4

[olive smelt]

gl making a good game then

[stark fjord]

Should give an extra effect

[real fox]

Balatro.

[grizzled current]

holy fucking shit

[sand talon]

did riff raff give you photochad?

[grizzled current]

yes

ill post seed after run

[sand talon]

chad raff

[sand talon]

is it unseeded?

[olive smelt]

this unseeded bro

[sand talon]

HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY NEGATIVES ☠️

[chrome condor]

ok so i was right in taking the rare tag

[olive smelt]

bean bug for more handsize

and then its just ectoplasm

and natural negatives

[sand talon]

OH YEAH IVE HEARD ABOUT IT I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S THAT ACTUALLY

[grizzled current]

yall what's the optimal position

[chrome condor]

brianstorm on chad for scoring i think

[sand talon]

frame it and fucking hang it to the wall

[vivid island]

juggler to the far left

[sand talon]

[sand talon]

there is no + mult so.. i dont care lmao

[vivid island]

but anyway, bs on chad should give you more X2 triggers than bs on photo

[real fox]

bean what

[olive smelt]

bean

bug

[sand talon]

but i usually tend to keep the brainstorm on far right

[honest void]

if you have any face card with anything special like mult or multipliers, I suggest putting the photograph left most so brainstorm copies the ability, if not then put the repeat hands joker or whatever it's called left most

[real fox]

as in exploit or insect?

[olive smelt]

if bean gets disabled you get +5 handsize after you relog

exploit lol

[sand talon]

yeah its like an exploit... to increase your hand size permanently with the bean joker

idk how it works but i have to see it and try it myself

[sand talon]

you can do it as many times as you can?

[olive smelt]

yes

i mean per the time it gets disabled

if it gets disabled 15 times thats + 75 handsize

[cosmic obsidian]

Anyone know why this deck isn’t unlocked? I beat Black stakes with red deck??

[sand talon]

like what if the bean gets disabled twice in the same boss round, will it double?

[sand talon]

man i need you to tell me how you did it like... the main parts..

[grizzled current]

imagine this shit is a trib

[sand talon]

you didnt beat the black stake?... also that picture youve sent isnt a red deck

[sand talon]

my heart says its the yorichcik

[grizzled current]

lmao

ok how does the setup look like now tho

[sand talon]

now step 2:
go buy ONE lottery ticket

[stark comet]

that's the checkered deck mate, and it's on green stake not black

[cosmic obsidian]

I meant checkered. But I did win I thought. once you finish 8th Ante isn’t it a “win”? The only other option is continue playing endless…

[sand talon]

maybe restart the game?

if you are sure that you have beaten the black stake and you got the "YOU WIN" screen and you came back to main menu... you should be good

[olive smelt]

burglar bean into crimson heart

[eternal crown]

Sad, couldn't find a directors cut

[vernal plinth]

good bye negative zany joker i won't miss you

[hallow brook]

not that he'd need it, making a good game doesn't rely on having a good idea before hand but ironing out an idea as you go

[sand talon]

wait what does burglar had to do with this?

[quartz grotto]

How to play balatro( I don't know how to play poker)

[eternal crown]

Make score go high

[vernal plinth]

more hands to make crimson heart debuffs bean?

[olive smelt]

more hands so it can hit bean more tiems

[vernal plinth]

that's the thing i can think of

yeaah

[sand talon]

OHHHHHHH RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

[vernal plinth]

[quartz grotto]

How I'm failing over & over

[sand talon]

bro its peak balala right there

[sand talon]

you almost hit the naninf bro

that's crazy

[olive smelt]

naninf is only 1e308

[sand talon]

how much time did it take for this amazing run

[olive smelt]

i scored 1e1000 times more than naneinf

[devout whale]

Hello, do we know any updates on mobile/pc progress sync? The FAQ says "the feature is on the roadmap for future updates.", but it's been several months I believe?

[olive smelt]

idk couple of hours

[grizzled current]

this shit probably useless

[olive smelt]

i have a mod to tell me the score above naninf

[ember tundra]

Huzzah

[sand talon]

wait really?

[keen geyser]

run is saved

[olive smelt]

thats why the score doesnt say naninf (1e308) and 1e1300 instead

[stark comet]

pegi 18

[sand talon]

RIGHT I FORGOT THAT THE ANTE 39 IS LIKE E300 ISH and if you cross that you can't see the score

bro wow

[olive smelt]

i would still score naninf if i sold half of my jokers

[sand talon]

that's peak right there

[devout whale]

No answer 😂

[sand talon]

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A RUN MAN

NOTHING BUT RESPECT

[olive smelt]

you want an online account system or something?

[devout whale]

I bought the mobile version and quite like it. I want to buy the pc version again but don't want to start over

[olive smelt]

just copy the files over

are you on android?

[devout whale]

Is there going to be auto sync functionality? I think I will play both on pc and android

[olive smelt]

well idk, that would require an online account system right

[devout whale]

Yeah I don't know

It says the feature is on the roadmap, so I wonder anyone on the server hear any news?

[hybrid violet]

but that’s what losers think

[gleaming silo]

Chat is my history teacher an Op

[dapper dust]

on iOS/macOS, yes

on android/PC, I don't think so

[undone tiger]

Do i take?

[dapper dust]

depends what hands you'vq got upgraded

[undone tiger]

pair

[dapper dust]

what does green joker do again?

[stark mountain]

https://youtu.be/HI_UxTyxq-I?si=bp_tS6bOvHgo0IR9

[dapper dust]

oh right, +1 when you play, -1 when you discard

what's it on?

[willow kite]

i have the whole space

[dapper dust]

lol, nice

surely you want to replace that postcard with the free celestial packs and cards now

[willow kite]

good idea but i didnt got the joker yet

[chrome condor]

ehehehe

[willow kite]

classic

[dapper dust]

@chrome condor inb4 they're all random commons that don't work with each other

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[dapper dust]

photocopying 6s are we?

[short wedge]

FINALLY

[odd cave]

Very simple. But very fun

[odd cave]

you know it

[sand talon]

Wrong order

Keep the DNA first

[odd cave]

Oh yeah I did that right after I took the screenshot :P

[sand talon]

Your thank well you come

[dapper dust]

I mean, maybe cards can appear multiple times in 4 dimensions now?

[chrome condor]

i mean its given me a 2nd chad so i cant complain but like i dont need 2 of them

also temperance is maxed

[lapis latch]

Hi people

[grizzled current]

641JNF4T riffraff third roll photochad

[eternal crown]

Could be a chicot

[limber sluice]

chat could anyone tell me what this is? im new to cryptic mode

[dapper dust]

it's a cryptic tag

it says meow

[quaint shard]

my best unseeded run is insane

[limber sluice]

so its pretty much useless

[quaint shard]

if you get level 10 with it it spawns a random exotic joker

[dapper dust]

I didn't say that

[quaint shard]

also if your new to cryptid try the antimatter deck

it's nice for new players

[karmic halo]

its not even good but looks funny

[dark obsidian]

My game glitched and I lost my stickers

Ok then

[slim junco]

Does anyone have an image version of

[dapper saffron]

i'm trying to install brainstorm mod on mac what do i do from here

opening the game doesnt show mods folder

and dragging in brainstorm doesn't work

and im opening the game with the lovely script

trying to do cryptid mod doesn't work either

how can i get mod button to appear

[neon eagle]

well well well

[karmic halo]

NXLL33QX
if anybody wants
it has huge potential im just trash

[neon eagle]

mime for dna?

dna for mime*

[weak herald]

fellas I'm afraid I can't develop the balatro addiction....

I'm just... so ASS!

[karmic halo]

its fine
balatro players are polite and accepting and will respect your opinion
😃 👍

[weak herald]

thank you spongebob rabbi

[karmic halo]

shalom aleichem

[neon eagle]

jfc 1k gold at 1 point showman triple mine two blueprints blue seals all the lots gg

[blissful coral]

incredible screenshot, a work of high art

[neon eagle]

i probably messed up at some point it was a fresh profile

LOL

[oblique isle]

No they aren’t (mean words)

[digital oxide]

balatro discord user try not to be annoying when you say something wrong challenge

[karmic halo]

can dagger get boosted even if the joker to the right is eternal?

[vernal plinth]

how laggy...

unseeded btw :)

[ember roost]

What should i do?

[vernal plinth]

do what

[vernal plinth]

HMMMM, sell flower pot?

or the duo

[distant gate]

depends how big of a help the legendary would be in this stage of the run

and if losing one of your jokers would kill u

if u can get away with taking the legendary without risk of dying by all means do so

[sharp compass]

The reason I got addicted because I was trying my best to win

And here I am winning 2 times

Now I'm a fan

[vernal plinth]

got e274

[sharp compass]

And the reason I decided to play is because youtubers

[vernal plinth]

close enough, maybe a few more copies of cryptid

[spiral stirrup]

show deck

[weak herald]

lmfao

[spiral stirrup]

oh you died

[weak herald]

someone pin that image

[spiral stirrup]

also how di i becomkem good

my keyboard broke mb

[vernal plinth]

i'm ready for round 2

this will take quite a while to finish..

[eternal crown]

The NaneInf gonna go ceazy

Unfortunately

Mine did not get to go crazy

[hearty yew]

HOW

[eternal crown]

Was just missing the goddamn directors cut voucher

[unkempt pelican]

Did wheel of fortune work for anyone here

[eternal crown]

Real simple tbh

Perkeo cryptid collection with quadra copy

Roll into serpent

With directors cut or luck

[elder radish]

Its worked for me before

[eternal crown]

And proceed to naneinf

[eternal crown]

My run had some wheel procs yeah

Brainstorm got a cute foil

[unkempt pelican]

Man i still don't get how people get to naneinf the best I got was 202,000

[vernal plinth]

absolute cinema, unseeded naneinf

[eternal crown]

I'm pissedddd

I was so cloooose

[elder radish]

Seeds, luck, specific builds

[eternal crown]

I just needed Directors cut

[red hamlet]

first things first, go unlock more jokers and decks

[eternal crown]

Lmao this run didn't even start as a baron mime

I simply got an econ and chip joker going

[vernal plinth]

getting perkeo from the soul feels really good

[eternal crown]

And bulldozed the run till I got into brainstorm DNA and eventually found baron mime

And lucked tf out on a negative trading card

I was so cloooose god

Im so pissed

[vernal plinth]

then the plant introduces itself

[eternal crown]

Couldn't find a luchador

Or a reroll

Nothing

Legit so mad rn lmao

[vernal plinth]

maybe next time, surely

[eternal crown]

Bruh i got two runs like this today

Both just missed directors cut

[red hamlet]

just have a better build

[eternal crown]

Got killed by the plant, the other got killed by the head

[vernal plinth]

high base mult and high xmult destroys the plant, classic

[eternal crown]

Well see, there's quite a massive difference from your plan to mine

[red hamlet]

ye, my plan is better 🔥

[eternal crown]

I'd say your plant is weaker idk

Also, man I haven't been able to get an idol run going at all

[vernal plinth]

the idol requires intense deck fixing

[eternal crown]

No duh

[vernal plinth]

i had a run where i bought the idol then it CHOOSES 6 OF CLUBS

instead of king of diamonds or king of spades

[eternal crown]

Ughhhhh man

[vernal plinth]

let's see if i still have it

[eternal crown]

I just need a naneinf run

[vernal plinth]

the screenshot

[eternal crown]

I honestly want my first naneinf to be the perkeo nanejnf

Particle accelerator build

[vernal plinth]

@eternal crown

[eternal crown]

God Perkeo on ghost deck is just like so hard to get going though

[vernal plinth]

that mf really disappointed me

[eternal crown]

I blame the oops

[vernal plinth]

instantly died

[eternal crown]

Look how little I've found directors cut

Also, photochad supreme

[lapis latch]

Photochad is great

[red hamlet]

[vernal plinth]

photochad supremacy

[prime moon]

Hello

im back

[tardy eagle]

photochad my goat

also hii

[prime moon]

hello

[vernal plinth]

hmm, riff raff

[red hamlet]

riff goat

got me a cavendish once

[vernal plinth]

woah

[prime moon]

(once)

also happy fat day

[cerulean ember]

finally hit 100% (sorry for polish language lmao)

[red hamlet]

you're forgiven

[prime moon]

Zajebiście

[dawn coral]

i can't stop coming back to this video about balatro cards being described by dracula flow help

[karmic halo]

dont worry i speak it too bober kurwa

[prime moon]

no dojebanie

[dark osprey]

I love obelisk

[sterile wave]

Hey everyone, where could I post about a game crash I have been getting?

[prime moon]

on bug reports

[dawn coral]

obelisk cult won't take me alive

[agile pawn]

i've never been able to actually use obelisk in my life

[dark osprey]

Just scale it with pairs bro

as in

play pairs as long as you can without dying

then start playing random bullshit

[red hamlet]

if nobody got me, i know my man Obelix got me

[dark osprey]

and use high card as your safety

[dawn coral]

i do like playing random bullshit

[prime moon]

I HATE BLACK DECK

[agile pawn]

i love black deck

[prime moon]

eh em

[dark osprey]

Yeah I guess obelsik uses hands to scale so black deck...

[agile pawn]

black deck gold stake

[cyan crystal]

wsp

[dark osprey]

I had a harder time with green deck gold stake

[hearty yew]

What does black deck do

[prime moon]

-1 hand +1 joker

[dawn coral]

adds a joker slot at the expense of a hand

[hearty yew]

That’s good

Right

[prime moon]

nah its bad

[hearty yew]

Why?

[prime moon]

if you play it you understand

[dark osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[prime moon]

1 hand is valuable

[red hamlet]

1 hand is far more valuable than 1 joker slot

[cyan drift]

https://tenor.com/view/photograph-nickelback-gif-11039123

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-bro-how-bro-felt-gif-8015564281503585223

[red hamlet]

Becuase htat's extra money at the end of round, extra scaling for any jokers that need cards played to scale

[dark osprey]

specifically earlygame 1 hand is better

[dawn coral]

and jokers like dna and 6th sense become riskier

[dark osprey]

if you could switch decks to black at ante 5 or something it would be fantastic because you would rather the joker slot

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-andrew-tate-meme-sarcasm-gif-10306264667741399542

[hearty yew]

Why tho

[dawn coral]

switching decks mid-game feels like changing your hand in rock paper scissors after the play is made

[red hamlet]

Early on it's better to have extra cash from 1 more hand than 1 joker slot

makes you scale faster

[dark osprey]

1 hand = 1 gold
the gold compounds
gold is harder to get on higher stakes

[prime moon]

did you play the game?

[hearty yew]

OOOH I THought it said hand size

[dawn coral]

fuck it we ectoplasm

[dark osprey]

the kid named the psychic:

[hearty yew]

Yea I do

[prime moon]

did you played black deck

[dawn coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ness-dance-earthbound-long-leg-mother-2-gif-2061489763673814951

[hearty yew]

Once 🙂

[red hamlet]

oh man, do i have to pivot to 2s

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/saved-favorite-homer-brainless-got-nothin-monkey-banging-symbols-gif-14671175

[dark osprey]

It's funny when I first sarted playing I would think why is the psychic even a boss of course I'm gonna play 5 cards now I actually fear it a bit

[fast scroll]

What are the chances of hitting the same ranked card 52 times with erratic deck (I.e hitting a ace of various suits but 52 times)

[red hamlet]

low

but there's a seed for that

[dawn coral]

the ever trusty stone card:

[stark comet]

its pivot time baybe

[red hamlet]

nah

eternal scholar would be stuck in my hand being useless + lower chip value

[stark comet]

ok

[fast scroll]

There's a seed that someone hit every card the same rank? 🤯

[red hamlet]

7lb2wvpk

[dark osprey]

There are some seeds that are bugged to do that so the odds aren't actually (1/13)^52 for a specific rank like they should be

[red hamlet]

all 10 of sapdes

also yeah

it's pseudorandom, not actually random

[fast scroll]

Lmao, ALL of them 10 of spades?! Wow

[dark osprey]

I heard people saying it's a bug with the seed not just random generation

[red hamlet]

finally 5oak is most played hand

raaah

[fast scroll]

Oh?

Also what does psudorandom mean?

[red hamlet]

not random

just acts like it

[fast scroll]

Right

[limpid zealot]

Balatro

[red hamlet]

there's another seed like that

all 10s of spades and all jokers are holo in the shop until ante 10

RARE SKIP NEVER PUNISHED

immediately punished

[prime moon]

GG man

[oblique isle]

Greed

[prime moon]

Howdy

[red hamlet]

still a winning run methinks

🥱 never punished

[balmy hamlet]

double infinite riff raff stays on top

[pulsar epoch]

Chat I need help with Purple Stake

[red hamlet]

tip: try winning

[balmy hamlet]

THATS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN WINNING BLACK DECK OMG

TY 🙏

[pulsar epoch]

Black deck isn’t hard tbh

[prime moon]

omg that a helpful tip i won a game]

\

[balmy hamlet]

trying to gold stake it 😭

[pulsar epoch]

Ohhhhhh oh god are you ok

[balmy hamlet]

no 💔

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-nikolas-ninja-turle-smart-smart-meme-gif-783010203213010943

[pulsar epoch]

It was like the second deck I beat

[balmy hamlet]

phineas and ferb look different than i remember

[prime moon]

🗿

[balmy hamlet]

anyway connor i think i beat purp stake with high card builds

[balmy hamlet]

peak show 🗣️

[prime moon]

🤓

[prime moon]

wow that is so real

https://tenor.com/view/super-realistic-ignace-aleya-so-real-so-authentic-gif-20145622

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/art-banana-comedyan-conceptual-art-duct-tape-gif-13173954344659583094

[balmy hamlet]

poor michel

[honest void]

is he eating gros Michel!?

[prime moon]

yeah

[honest void]

Michel should +15 mult on him

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/quandale-dingle-quandale-dingle-bignleton-gif-25683238

[honest void]

idk if that's considered positive or negative damage

[prime moon]

he is eating gorss micheal not cavendish

[honest void]

ohhh I forgor

smol brain

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-family-guy-zimmz-lego-club-meme-gif-20694294

[heavy hazel]

Does my game data transfer between Xbox and iPhone versions

[gusty lark]

got my game for free

[prime moon]

two banan? i thought it was impossible

oh im very very dumb

i have show man

XD

[short wedge]

guys i beat green deck orange stake

didnt take that many tries

[prime moon]

good job yahmar

but you should go back to work

is balatro worth 1$ an hour

Im so unlucky

[red hamlet]

bro took a rare skip and only played high cards xdd

[prime moon]

i didnt had any flushes or straights

[short wedge]

then play pairs or two pairs

[prime moon]

if i dont have it too what should i do

bro you dont know my run

||shush||

[dawn coral]

i don't play straights i only play gays

[prime moon]

haha

https://tenor.com/view/hilarious-funny-sarcasm-so-funny-joke-gif-18803399

[limpid zealot]

That's a bit gay

[prime moon]

everyone in the server is

[limpid zealot]

Yup

[prime moon]

you too ? or woman

[short wedge]

so ur also gay?

[prime moon]

nah

[limpid zealot]

Im a gay woman lol

[prime moon]

what

[limpid zealot]

Woah your not in the server then

I must be going insane then

[dawn coral]

what is there to question

[prime moon]

how are you gay woman

wtf

like femboy or something

[dawn coral]

gay woman it's right there

unless you're gatekeeping sexuality

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-27062231

[sharp compass]

[sharp compass]

imagine a joker based on this

[prime moon]

are you new

[sharp compass]

m

yes

[prime moon]

why do you have a foil card on the profile then

what is the reason

[sharp compass]

because it looks cool

[prime moon]

why did you change your own personality to a card

[prime moon]

oh i guess your not cool that why foil card was cooler than your old profile

[sharp compass]

oh

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-fortnite-dance-funny-meme-gif-12063131109058369762

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-felt-after-saying-that-dark-speakerman-mexedy-gif-3417521890948826101

[sharp compass]

what about now

[prime moon]

nothing

i dont really care lol

[slim junco]

Naming yourself after bejewelled is actually crazy work

[sharp compass]

fan of the game alongside balatro

[prime moon]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-bro-how-bro-felt-gif-8015564281503585223

[oblique trench]

there's a red circle on the light above me and my immediate thought was "it retriggers"

[prime moon]

LOW TAPER FADE

https://tenor.com/view/low-taper-fade-ninja-massive-the-meme-is-still-massive-yeah-no-massive-gif-9995754776955392143

[gusty lark]

if yo want to play the game for free download it on the pirate bay that wha u did

[prime moon]

bro if you really pirated the game get out of there

[gusty lark]

i did

fuck paying

[prime moon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[radiant sleet]

What is bro on about

[prime moon]

this mf is trying not to pay for sigma balatro

[radiant sleet]

bro joins the server and openly admits to pirating

[prime moon]

that is so dumb

[gusty lark]

because any of cant do anything lol

[prime moon]

WOUT BAN THAT GUY

[left stirrup]

anyone know hos to add morespeed mod to balatro?

like where do i put the file

[prime moon]

the game on 4 is already fast

[left stirrup]

and which one

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

[left stirrup]

if i ask for 16 is cause i need it

[prime moon]

bro what did you do

[left stirrup]

only 1 joker makes me need it

[prime moon]

download pirated balatro

and get free burned computer

[left stirrup]

i have it

[prime moon]

really

bruv

[left stirrup]

just need to know which file and where to put morespeed file

[left stirrup]

why u amazed

[prime moon]

like bro local thunk is a single person steal from corporations not from developers

[prime moon]

and even if you had bro why are you addmiting it like its the most normal thing that is suppose to be sayed on balatro server

[left stirrup]

how many people here u think they paid

forget it, i'll get the mod by myself

[prime moon]

deffinetley more than you think

[left stirrup]

yea

[prime moon]

its not normal to pirate games

like if your so poor i understand but that just dumb

[left stirrup]

ok

[zenith owl]

This is so broken lol

I died

[prime moon]

ok

[zenith owl]

The straight hand greed got to me

[prime moon]

no win for you i guess

[zenith owl]

Yeah but this seed is goated every buffon pack I opened had a foil joker

Kinda insane

It's the foil joker seed ig

[prime moon]

foils not that good

[zenith owl]

It kinda is

Chips are pretty cool

[prime moon]

good jokers are good foils are just some +

if i dont have nothing only 7$ i will not buy a shit joker because it has foil

[brisk venture]

Absolutely not lol

[dark osprey]

What deck should I get to gold next
Magic, Nebula, Ghost, Checkred, Zodiac, Painted, Anaglyph or Erratic

[prime moon]

the one you want too

[zenith owl]

Checkered

[prime moon]

black

[dark osprey]

Yeah people seem to like that one

[dark osprey]

I have black

[prime moon]

scary

[dark osprey]

I listed the ones I haven't gold staked

[zenith owl]

Checkered deck with all 2 suits with smeared joker is kinda op

[dark osprey]

wouldn't smeared be worse than normal

[zenith owl]

For example if you turn spades into diamonds or hearts or if you turn hearts into spades and clubs

You basically have easy flushes and straight flushes

Really thinking of trying it out

[brazen phoenix]

hello

[zenith owl]

Come on don't hate on the guy for having a smeared fsce

[clever hinge]

my polychrome broke on the first use...i love this game

polychrome banana joker thing

[zenith owl]

Polychromes break?

[clever hinge]

nah

the joker it was on does tho

[zenith owl]

Get Cavendish!

[dark osprey]

I mean it's not making flushes easier on checkered deck the way it does with every other deck

[clever hinge]

wuts that? sorry i am a noob 😄

[brazen phoenix]

what would smeared joker even do on checkered deck

[zenith owl]

It's the second banana

[clever hinge]

ahhh thanks

[dark osprey]

my gros just went extinct in one round

I needed it!

[brazen phoenix]

moment

[zenith owl]

I never had Cavendish betray me

[prime moon]

how?

[zenith owl]

Because it's a 1 in 1000

[prime moon]

oh you mean cavendish

i thought you said that you never had cavendish

[zenith owl]

Cavendish is infinitely better than gros michel

[prime moon]

gors micheal is good too

[zenith owl]

Ik but Cavendish is better

[prime moon]

of course it is

like bu yah

everyone knows that lil bro

[zenith owl]

Lil bro on balatro discord is crazy

[prime moon]

bro its just dumb how you are comparing 15 mult to 3 times mult

[zenith owl]

It's just dumb you are dyslexic and you thought I never had Cavendish

[prime moon]

Bro maybe we talk about how you compared gross micheal 15 +mult to cavendish 3x mult

and brother its not dyslexia its just being not from america

[zenith owl]

Am i not allowed to compare jokers on balatro discord?

Interesting

[prime moon]

i didnt say that XD

[zenith owl]

Me too bro

[lapis latch]

Hi people

[prime moon]

Hello

[zenith owl]

Hello

[lapis latch]

What are yall talkin about?

[prime moon]

ahh nothing

[zenith owl]

Jokers

[prime moon]

yeah

[alpine nymph]

they are comparining bananas

[prime moon]

we are having a disscusion about long bannanas

[zenith owl]

Yours is short tho

Xd

[prime moon]

XD

nice joke tho

[golden abyss]

Picture of my pupper :3

He's eppy

[prime moon]

ok

[zenith owl]

What's his name?

[golden abyss]

Astro

[sharp compass]

oh no...

[zenith owl]

I thought it's Megatron destroyer of worlds

[prime moon]

like the game of the year astro bot?

[alpine nymph]

what stake are you on?

[solemn elm]

mid game (never played it)

[zenith owl]

1k$

[prime moon]

bad game i preffer poker

[sharp compass]

white stake

[lapis latch]

Big banana

[sharp compass]

im sort of a beginner so im scared

[lapis latch]

Cavendish my goat

[prime moon]

you are surviving

[golden abyss]

That's his middle name

[sharp compass]

first time having to survive this

[zenith owl]

I saw a trailer about an upcoming chess roguelike

Cocaine 2 incoming

[alpine nymph]

I can see that being difficult when first starting out. don't worry. eventually you'll learn to deal with blind increase

[zenith owl]

Long banana

[prime moon]

yeah big banan

[sharp compass]

just sold a negative joker (lusty) without realising it's negative. i am so stupid.

[turbid ermine]

Oh thanks Judgement

[alpine nymph]

did y'all know gros michel is german for big Micheal.

[turbid ermine]

Ante 1 btw

[prime moon]

luck=1 trillion

[solemn elm]

that's not where it comes from though

[prime moon]

even more luck

[zenith owl]

Judgement gave you this?

[turbid ermine]

Yes

[zenith owl]

Bruh

[lapis latch]

This happens to me on black deck (black deck is underrated smh

[prime moon]

lucky luck

[alpine nymph]

yeah. but it has a german name for some reason. fun fact. the gros michel banana almost went extinct due to little genetic diversity.

[lapis latch]

Like what are yalls opinion on black deck

[solemn elm]

the same will likely happen to Cavendish

[alpine nymph]

sadly yes

[prime moon]

did you know gros micheal is ZGNIŁY MICHAŁ

[solemn elm]

Because every cavendish banana tree is basically a clone of itself

so it's very susceptible to diseases

[alpine nymph]

that's where it gets real

[sharp compass]

help

[solemn elm]

worst deck in the game

[prime moon]

bad

[lapis latch]

True, its very fun tho in my honest opinion

[alpine nymph]

thanks to them being practically seedless. farmers have to clone the same plant rather that growing new trees from scratch

[zenith owl]

Agreed It was painful at white stake

I got lucky with jokers and I had grabber

[zenith owl]

The angry chicot violates violet vessel

[lapis latch]

White stake is easy in every deck like i get to ante 10 to 12 every white stake run

[stiff hull]

Amazing Gold stake run killed by wall. More at eleven

[zenith owl]

It's bad at black deck

Every other is ez

[golden abyss]

Try out diceomancer

It's cocaine 1.5

[primal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-chicot-ronald-mcdonald-legendary-joker-gif-15560012248136535311

[sharp compass]

...

[zenith owl]

No thanks I am trying to be productive

[sharp compass]

yeah im done

[zenith owl]

Chicot is really underrated

[solemn elm]

white stake black deck is still very easy

[zenith owl]

I love his artstyle

[lapis latch]

Its always that canio when i am using baron on the mf late game

[alpine nymph]

dicomancer + brainstorm + blueprint + lucky cat

[stiff hull]

Done forever or done right now. Cause you never leave balatro for good

[golden abyss]

Why do you have blueprint on Lucky cat

[zenith owl]

Is chicot an actual jester like canio and the others?

[stiff hull]

Yes

[alpine nymph]

nah they go on the dice obviously

[zenith owl]

Why does he disable boss blinds what's the trivia?

Is he a murderer?

[stiff hull]

He was awesome. Used to be a soldier and just became the court jester. He would go out into battle

[golden abyss]

Doesn't blueprint copy the ability of the card on the right

[stiff hull]

He also talked very informally with the royalty

[zenith owl]

Makes sense

[zenith owl]

So that's the reason

He sweet talks the blind

[primal grove]

he's just weak in comparison to other legendaries in a standard scenario
i mean sure, in certain situations other legends are worse (canio in a baron deck, yorick in late stakes) but chicot just doesn't reach the same highs as the others because in non-final boss blinds (the special dudes at ante 8) his job is mostly replaced by just buying a fucking voucher (director's cut my beloved)

[stiff hull]

Basically chicot doesn’t give a damn about authority, youre the same to him as any other blind

[alpine nymph]

i guess, i should have put them in order. sorry bout that.

[sharp compass]

would've won if i had 1 more hand ig

[golden abyss]

Also I don't think brainstorm or blueprint can copy the ability of all sixes anyway so....

[zenith owl]

It costs money chicot doesn't

[stiff hull]

I like chicot because I have the patience of a gnat and can’t read boss blinds.

[primal grove]

as if arcana packs were fucking free

[sharp compass]

hey atleast i got oops all 6s

[zenith owl]

My point is once you get him all blinds are same with no extra cost

[primal grove]

you're spending 4-8 dollars for a CHANCE to get chicot as opposed to 10 dollars for having the thing and another 10 dollars to actually use it

[golden abyss]

Chicot is fine but when I get a soul card I want something like perk

[pale abyss]

should I use the joker that prevents death here?

[sharp compass]

fun fact: i actually did this by accident because i forgot to select 1 more card

[zenith owl]

Nobody chases legendary jokers let's be real you just hope to get lucky

[stiff hull]

Alright, should I grind gold stake or work up my lower stake decks?

[sharp compass]

could be a life saver especially at this ante
but idk actually

[zenith owl]

Lower stake decks prob

All in

[golden abyss]

one of the best common cards

[pale abyss]

idk what I'd get rid of is the issue ;-;

[primal grove]

canio with pareidolia is the strongest combo ever until the plant (skill issue if it stops you)

[digital tusk]

or luchador, and then you can take a 5th scoring joker into the boss too

[stiff hull]

Build looks good enough you should be fine at white stake

[zenith owl]

See? That's why chicot is important

Chicot is really underrated for no reason

[primal grove]

it's just the fucking plant, you can reroll it with director's cut

[golden abyss]

Reminds me of the time when I got glass joker during my first run of fragile and then not fumbled the bag by accidentally playing too many cards

[primal grove]

THERE IS A REASON
OTHER LEGENDARIES SIMPLY OUTSHINE HIM

[sharp compass]

i hate you so much you vessel

[zenith owl]

HE IS STILL A GREAT JOKER CARD

He has a soul

[stiff hull]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

[zenith owl]

He comes from a stone

Like triboulet

And perkeo

[primal grove]

canio has insane potential with parei
trib is free X2 mult
yorick is an easy and strong build up
perkeo enables naninf

[sharp compass]

i couldve won if that fucking chip didnt come in the way
it could have been any other blind

[primal grove]

yeah fucking duh, it's a sodding LEGENDARY

[zenith owl]

Is the soul card stone a mother womb?

[stiff hull]

My rare hit the road build

[primal grove]

let's just not mention the secret double chicot thingy where some blinds' effects will be inverted

[zenith owl]

How do you get the road joker

[solemn elm]

?????????

[zenith owl]

I mean legendary cards are souls

For some reason

[digital tusk]

what happened to poor stone joker, why aren't they legendary

[solemn elm]

but why word it like that

[zenith owl]

Idk

[pale abyss]

turns out I didn't need it and not getting it saved me

[zenith owl]

He is the father prob

[digital tusk]

i thinj they're a great parent

wonderful helpful children

[zenith owl]

A father wants his children to be better

[zenith owl]

Yeah the father is fucking useless tho

[prime moon]

i dont know why but i unlocked hit the road and i never seen it since