⚽︱matchday-chat

[light tangle]

Not bad

[plain hinge]

What do y'all think about hansi extending his deal?

[pale cedar]

him or rashford

[neat niche]

#sign_Osimhen gang

[north phoenix]

Goof

[merry coral]

You can keep the change

[tribal remnant]

rashford be dropping disasterclass id rather we get a lamasia kid bro

[lost vessel]

Losing out on rashford would be a huge mistake i love raphy but hes injured all the time we need the back up

[tribal remnant]

the kid that scored a hattrick w headers

[pale cedar]

he isn’t gonna leave his team

[gray sphinx]

Good but our defense lacks

[amber vortex]

I'm not ready for this

[light tangle]

He is the perfect option but Brentford would want more money

[vast ibex]

psg take alvarez

[pale cedar]

yeah

[plain hinge]

??

[lost vessel]

Nah psg is outta the race

[merry coral]

Like 75m

[north phoenix]

What's his name

[tribal remnant]

he needs a big salary cut hes earning more than our STARTING players

[merry coral]

Bcs he a bit unc

[gray sphinx]

Bastoni deal confirmed right?

[unreal valley]

No

[tribal remnant]

hamza somethingkarim

look up on tiktok

hes egyptian

[vale trail]

then who will be ST if LW is raphinha and yamal RW

[pale cedar]

I think

[light tangle]

Yeah probably that much

[pale cedar]

not sure though

[north phoenix]

Alright

[lost vessel]

Bro from the way he glazes catalunya he would get paid dirt to stay at this club 😭

[tribal remnant]

joao fricking pedro bro we're literally about to sign him

[gray sphinx]

Who would bastoni play over?

[vast ibex]

hm hm ok

[gray sphinx]

Garcia or cubarsi

[vagrant heath]

Dont sign Bastoni ngl

[tribal remnant]

well that or go back to silly old manchester united

[vagrant heath]

I dont want Bastoni

[pale cedar]

maybe like kounde or like balde

[lost vessel]

He said he would never gp back man uniyed

[light tangle]

I think he's going to cut 40% of his wages

[tribal remnant]

from playing with lamine yamal in good spanish weather to going back to manchester

[vast ibex]

trueeee bro better van de ven

[steady path]

If baça buy joae pedro he is probably the striker

[vagrant heath]

3 at the back???????

[gray sphinx]

Hes like 50m if we sign

[vale trail]

yeah

[unreal valley]

We need someone with experience

[gray sphinx]

Bro

[merry coral]

Madrid winning streak when it doesnt matter

[tribal remnant]

good he can stay then

[pale cedar]

I think we should do a back 4 instead of 3

[stoic zodiac]

💔

[tribal remnant]

he already has a spanish accent

[lost vessel]

3 at the back with a highline 😭

[drowsy abyss]

im cryin gng

[stoic zodiac]

Putting salt to my wounds that already hurt

[gray sphinx]

❤️

[drowsy abyss]

cant see him leave

[merry coral]

Thats Hella obvious

[gray sphinx]

Just close your eyes

[pale cedar]

yeah

[stoic zodiac]

We owe lewa so much bru💔

[merry coral]

And I would not sign cancelo

[pale cedar]

yeah

[merry coral]

They should js buy Ratiu atp

[gray sphinx]

Wait do we even know where lewa is going?

[lost vessel]

Lewa saved this club man

[pale cedar]

rashford over him

[drowsy abyss]

ik gng

[pale cedar]

idk

[lost vessel]

Hes a free agent

[stoic zodiac]

We should’ve atleast won one ucl with him

Last year

[pale cedar]

same thing with salah

[drowsy abyss]

nope

[vagrant heath]

Ngl id rather a defensive LB than Cancelo

[stoic zodiac]

Should’ve been it

[pale cedar]

no clue

[tribal remnant]

BREAKING NEWS: Real Madrid is now pushing Vinicius Jr. for another Ballon D'or after a 1-0 win against 13th place Sevilla

[gray sphinx]

Where you think lewa going

[drowsy abyss]

awh gang dont remind me

[stoic zodiac]

Grimaldo I would say

[light tangle]

You know How bad he played against PSG in the UCL final

[pale cedar]

hopefully no retire

[stoic zodiac]

💔💔💔

[merry coral]

Who tf wrote THAT now

[stoic zodiac]

Probably Saudi or mls

[tribal remnant]

I DID

[pale cedar]

maybe like league one or saudi

[gray sphinx]

Uhhhhhhh but he cheap

[drowsy abyss]

we should try our best to keep cancelo and rashy

[vagrant heath]

Grimaldo plays more offensive than Cancelo but hes lowk class andLeverkusen are not playing UCL football this year so maybe we could get him cheap

[tribal remnant]

bastoni deal is blocked btw

lol

[gray sphinx]

I feel mls

[tribal remnant]

we might not get bastoi

[pale cedar]

rashy over him

[tribal remnant]

bastoni

[merry coral]

Wouldn't leave Leverkusen at no point for some reason

[tribal remnant]

schlotterbeck maybe?

[stoic zodiac]

Hopefully🙏

[steady path]

Yo grimaldo is the best lm right know I swear even his fc mobile player is alsoooooo so good

[drowsy abyss]

same

[vale trail]

right ballon dor after just 1 match

[merry coral]

Js buy Bastoni

[vast ibex]

naaaaa juve or mls that 1 true point

[pale cedar]

yeah

[merry coral]

Fits your system already

[stoic zodiac]

I thought they blocked any talks with him

[vagrant heath]

Fermin for the ballon d or

[gray sphinx]

Balde overrated or underrated or fairly rated

[merry coral]

Okay okay let's stop the glaze

[tribal remnant]

deal is BLOCKED bro

[viral cargo]

underrated as of recently

[tribal remnant]

we CANNOT buy him as of right now

[stoic zodiac]

Either loan or gotta get better

[pale cedar]

under

[drowsy abyss]

nah gng

[merry coral]

Hot Take if Kane isn't Top 3 in Ballondor its official that it is rigged

[vagrant heath]

Balde has been bad this season ngl

[tribal remnant]

balde needs to get loaned or something bro

kounde needs rest

[drowsy abyss]

yea

[stoic zodiac]

Injuries sadly

[viral cargo]

hes shown value in the last game as a sub

[pale cedar]

yeah

[viral cargo]

yea loan balde

[tribal remnant]

1 more season and if nothing improves sell lwk

[pale cedar]

yeah

[drowsy abyss]

WE NEED A DEFENDER GNG

[merry coral]

Cb?

[gray sphinx]

Is araujo out yet?

[drowsy abyss]

WHO FITS THE HIGH LINE

[vagrant heath]

Like who? bastonitalks blocked

[stoic zodiac]

Or loan him

[vagrant heath]

No

[pale cedar]

when is hector fort coming back

[drowsy abyss]

BRO HE COOKIN

[viral cargo]

araujo is 100% sell this summer no chance he stays

[vagrant heath]

VDV fits the high line but im not sure about him

[stoic zodiac]

He’s been getting better, I haven’t seen any mistakes from him ever since the Chelsea game

[drowsy abyss]

yea

[gray sphinx]

Ter stegen

[merry coral]

Bro wont join Barca

[drowsy abyss]

ferran cooking too

[pale cedar]

four back w kounde,cubarsi,hopefully bastoni, who else then

[vast ibex]

and barca need sell him cancelo better

[pale cedar]

yeah

[merry coral]

Litterally would be a career mode ahh transfer

[tribal remnant]

loan or sell

[pale cedar]

loan

[tribal remnant]

i dont see VDV ever joining barca lmao

[viral cargo]

no reason to sell balde

[merry coral]

So yall need LB which you can try with udogie

[gray sphinx]

Who vdv i only know vvd

[vast ibex]

true

[pale cedar]

maybe

[merry coral]

Van de ven

[gray sphinx]

Oh

[steady path]

Just like Florentino Pérez barça should also should keep a president election then bet so players that if he won the election the player should come the his team

[gray sphinx]

Guys lets sign vuskovic

[vast ibex]

ye van de ven better from barca

[merry coral]

The one from Bundesliga?

[vast ibex]

bastoni nope

[gray sphinx]

Loan to bundesliga

[vagrant heath]

Yea

[viral cargo]

why are bastoni talks even halting barca needs him

[summer arch]

The fans are doing a career mode
Be realistic fs

[drowsy abyss]

vdv is good, he'll fit high line, hes fast agile and is superior in air

[merry coral]

Bro heard him bcs he saw his TOTS card in FC 26😭✌️

No im kidding

[gray sphinx]

If west ham win their next 2 games and spurs lose 1 game im pretty sure westham staying up

[merry coral]

Well I haven't seen him so I cant judge

[merry coral]

lol

[vapid jungle]

Balde

[drowsy abyss]

but idk why tf was barca thinking abt bernando

[vagrant heath]

We dont need Silva

[tribal remnant]

bc he was coming for free i think

[merry coral]

Wtf

[drowsy abyss]

we already have midfielders

[merry coral]

Thats literally career mode fr

[tribal remnant]

he could be leader though

[drowsy abyss]

we need a striker and defenders

[tribal remnant]

experienced veteran

[steady path]

Yeah

[merry coral]

They went from Gundogan to Silva lol

[tribal remnant]

like lewandowski

[gray sphinx]

Always city midfielders

[tribal remnant]

silva was never one of the choices

[merry coral]

well yall need someone exactly like gundogan

[tribal remnant]

i think he js expressed interest in joining barca

not sure

[merry coral]

Cause he cooked a bit in the 23/24 season

[vagrant heath]

Do yall think Christensen still has a future at Barca

[drowsy abyss]

ykw

[gray sphinx]

Maybe

[drowsy abyss]

bring in messi

[tribal remnant]

dude wtf man game starts in 10 mins and its still not showing up in my site

[drowsy abyss]

leader

[tribal remnant]

do you wanna bankrupt us?

[vast ibex]

🤣

[summer arch]

Messi is done with our current management

[exotic belfry]

Dro had to leave to psg for who knows what

[amber vortex]

Visca Barca Visca Catalunya

[drowsy abyss]

gng

[gray sphinx]

Why dont we bring messi neymar and biterez

[drowsy abyss]

hell na

[tranquil frigate]

😭

[summer arch]

That's why we never saw friendlies with messi

[drowsy abyss]

yea gng

i was living in my delulus

[steady path]

Yo look at neymars physique

[tribal remnant]

neymar is finished bro

[drowsy abyss]

yall couldve just agreed and let me be happy

[viral cargo]

barca needs to hurry up and get good signings or else we are gonna see yamal to psg here we go in the next 3-4 years

[tribal remnant]

you have to be realistic

[merry coral]

Bro this guy is the 5th choice cb and he's NOT getting sold at any point😭😭😭 we should shut up or this dude might hate yall

[gray sphinx]

Lets be real is neymar fit for wc

[tribal remnant]

let go of messi and especially neymar

[merry coral]

Ye but depends

[steady path]

He could be but still no

[tribal remnant]

even if neymar was still in his prime i dont think we should let him back in

[drowsy abyss]

could be

[tribal remnant]

did he get injured on his sisters birthday again?

[merry coral]

Cause they have TOO many wingers

[gray sphinx]

Carlo not calling Neymar cus he played for barca

[tribal remnant]

if this year yes then hes not taking it serious

[steady path]

Idk

[torpid urchin]

no bruh imma kms

[vast ibex]

neyney its to old and injuris but i can see last dance from neyney to barca

[tribal remnant]

idk why ppl r pushing ney for a world cup callup i dont think hes shown world class level so far

[merry coral]

Nem

[olive cedar]

If ancelotti doesn't call Ney up he's a disgrace

[gray sphinx]

Loan?

[tribal remnant]

dude is literally in brazil league 💔

[drowsy abyss]

exactly

[tribal remnant]

they js lost 0-3 today too

[vast ibex]

ye

[gray sphinx]

If carlo dont call ney up #carloOut

[tribal remnant]

way too late bro

he should just retire in santos

[drowsy abyss]

gng gng no doubts neymar is an absolute beast

but

[gray sphinx]

Nuh uh

[merry coral]

Not yet

[tribal remnant]

he has no place in barca anymore

[drowsy abyss]

carlo will do wtw is best for his team righ

[viral cargo]

real humans want him to snub a younger player just to get injured in group stages

[narrow gull]

nah 😞

[merry coral]

But he should not touch ONE club in europe

[vast ibex]

😔

[tribal remnant]

hes not world class anymore bro

[gray sphinx]

Just make neynar a sub bro

[tribal remnant]

bro even if neymar was in his prime rn

[merry coral]

Not even some 4th division club from Uzbekistan

[tribal remnant]

i wouldnt want him back

[gray sphinx]

Dawg what

[drowsy abyss]

why gng

[tribal remnant]

no loyalty bro he'll leave for money again no doubt

[gray sphinx]

Prime neymar bro

[merry coral]

Then yall have money again

[tribal remnant]

yes idc

[merry coral]

And yall wont buy Coutinho and dembele

[gray sphinx]

👍👍👍

[merry coral]

And Griezmann

[steady path]

Nah i think neymar should play in Europe then there is 50 present chance of him getting selected for brasil squad

[drowsy abyss]

i mean, lowkey true

[drowsy abyss]

gng i hate griezmann

[tribal remnant]

this isnt fifa bro we dont need him at barca anymore

we have lamine goatmal he has no place to play even in midfield

[merry coral]

Prime Neymar> De Jong tho

[drowsy abyss]

i just hope lamine doesnt leave us

[gray sphinx]

D1 nicmal glazer

[vast ibex]

10 more min to play

[tribal remnant]

i dont think he'll leave anytime soon

[drowsy abyss]

gng how are u comparing ney and dejong

[tribal remnant]

he loves the club and 1B release clause

[drowsy abyss]

i hope

[merry coral]

Bro he has 0.002 chance to leave bro wtf

[tribal remnant]

nicmal? 😭

[vast ibex]

sr 5min xd

[tribal remnant]

what does that even mean

[merry coral]

Because Gabriel said he has no place in midfield

[gray sphinx]

Nicolemal glazer

[steady path]

For money he would leave

[tribal remnant]

how am i glazing

[drowsy abyss]

did yall hear dest saying he wants to come back

[merry coral]

That was one shower ago gng

[neat niche]

Why harass Uzbekistan bro, i am from here 🇺🇿

[tribal remnant]

thats our starboy bro

[drowsy abyss]

dont think so

[gray sphinx]

?

[merry coral]

Sorry boss nothing against ur country

[steady path]

Why

[tribal remnant]

yes 34 years old neymar has no place in barcelona

[gray sphinx]

Goatmal?

[tribal remnant]

he can stay in santos fc

[drowsy abyss]

yea gng

[tribal remnant]

yes hes the goat bro

thats our starboy

[drowsy abyss]

goatmal

[merry coral]

I js said that ney shouldn't go there and that he should stay in brazil

[gray sphinx]

Hes not the goat rn

[drowsy abyss]

name a better player than him

[drowsy abyss]

who is then

[gray sphinx]

Prolly olise or kane

[neat niche]

I ain't like dictator penbappe, all equal, no bosses

[tribal remnant]

OLISE?

[drowsy abyss]

if the stikers scored everygoal he created

[tribal remnant]

dude got pocketed by goalkicks bro i dont wanna hear it

[vagrant heath]

Olise bruh

[gray sphinx]

Bruh

[drowsy abyss]

OLISE?? TF

[merry coral]

Hey what u have against my fav duo

[tribal remnant]

dude js talking

[gray sphinx]

U js haters

[tribal remnant]

did he got pocketed by a goalkick yes or no?

[gray sphinx]

Did we all ignore kane or what?

[tribal remnant]

he literally got patched bro

[vagrant heath]

Kane is goated

I agree w u

[old wraith]

any stream links?

[drowsy abyss]

kane yea alr acceptable

[vagrant heath]

But Olise???????

[neat niche]

I hate both of them, no offense

[merry coral]

Kane should be top 3

[gray sphinx]

And dont include dembele in this one

[drowsy abyss]

use epicsports

[wide wadi]

kane is kinda valid

[brave bone]

Ye lew bad and anyone watching match

[wide wadi]

but yamal is still better in majority of aspects

[merry coral]

Well dont tell me that I will still love this French duo

[drowsy abyss]

yea but not olise

[dusk drum]

hey guys i have a question

[neat niche]

Fr, Rapha should've won

[drowsy abyss]

OLISE GETS MARKED BY 0 PLAYERS

[gray sphinx]

Ok guys what about maguire?

[drowsy abyss]

YAMAL GETS MARKED BY 3 TO 4

IMAGINE

[dusk drum]

what do yall think abt Lewandowski goin

[neat niche]

I hate France as a country also

[brave bone]

True

[tribal remnant]

olise gets marked by 2 and loses ball

[merry coral]

Isn't the game going on?

[merry coral]

Im not French tho

[wide wadi]

give yamal a one man marking and he’s scoring double 💀

[tribal remnant]

coaches make tactics on how to counter yamal but not olise bro

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[dusk drum]

what i mean abt his going hes going like byebye

[drowsy abyss]

give yamal that space

[neat niche]

Yamal is marked by 6 and 70% keeps the ball

[drowsy abyss]

you shall get demolished

[tribal remnant]

lmao that atletico one is crazy

[gray sphinx]

Give yamal a beyblade and he will be glued to that for weeks

[tribal remnant]

he managed to get a shot off those many defenders bro

[merry coral]

Guys should I do an 26/27 Barca Formation concept and let yall rate it?

[drowsy abyss]

he is the goat

[drowsy abyss]

sure

[tribal remnant]

people dont agree that yamal is the best because he plays for barca bro

people hate on barca

[drowsy abyss]

yea true

and that hes 18

[merry coral]

I agree Yamal is sensational

[tribal remnant]

if yamal played in the prem theyd be glazing tf out of him

[gray sphinx]

Yes yamal is good but like wijnaldum

Yo i did not mean to say that

[tribal remnant]

look at lewa man 😭

[gray sphinx]

Im looking at him

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[tribal remnant]

my stream is cooked

[merry coral]

Guys

[tribal remnant]

audio keeps getting fried

[merry coral]

What formation

Should I do?

[drowsy abyss]

ill break down gng

[tribal remnant]

i hate when ppl try to make our club look like we're a broke banter club bro

[drowsy abyss]

fr bro fr

[tribal remnant]

disrespecting our players n shi

[drowsy abyss]

exactly

[tribal remnant]

if pedri played in madrid they would kick that diving flop bellingham back to dortmund

[merry coral]

Pls dont bring up Madrid into ts

[tribal remnant]

i just did

[drowsy abyss]

lmfao

fr

[merry coral]

NOOO

[tribal remnant]

yeaaaa buddy

[merry coral]

Chill I didnt disrespect barca

[neat niche]

Only if he had better shot

[merry coral]

Calm down

[tribal remnant]

im kidding bro ur good

[drowsy abyss]

even javier tebas couldnt make madrid win

[tribal remnant]

ur not like oen of those HALA MADRID HALA MADRID attention seekers in general chat

[merry coral]

But what formation should I use for the barca formation

[merry coral]

Me?

[drowsy abyss]

any

[tribal remnant]

4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 i think

[tribal remnant]

yes ur one of the good ones

[merry coral]

Ts the first time im in this chat lol😭😭😭

[drowsy abyss]

true

[tribal remnant]

yes and so far ur one of the good ones

[merry coral]

Il choose 4-3-3

[neat niche]

The most annoying type of person ever known to mankind

[drowsy abyss]

but youre good

[tribal remnant]

yes bro

[drowsy abyss]

true

[neat niche]

Takes me to Messi times

[drowsy abyss]

glory hunters

[gray sphinx]

Saka buns or trash

[tribal remnant]

but if u ask them is pedri better than bellingham they'll say yes so

its kinda funny watching them concede and admit our pedri is better than that diving flop

[merry coral]

Ye ofc anyday of the week

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[tribal remnant]

bc some madrid fans used to say he was the best midfielder in the world

[merry coral]

But Bellingham 23/24>Pedri 24/25

[tribal remnant]

my hate for him grew when i saw him pretend to faint

bro is SHAMELESS

[merry coral]

Ik ts typical Madrid fan shi

[neat niche]

If they go to Barca chat only for that, they need psychiatric treatment

[azure spruce]

Lewandowski 😢😢

[tribal remnant]

he shouldve gotten sent off for that dive

[drowsy abyss]

pedri and vitinha are the best midfielders itw atp

[merry coral]

Joao Neves

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[tribal remnant]

there is no typical madrid fan ngl but the vini fc people are the WORST

[drowsy abyss]

not better than them

[neat niche]

Absolutely true

[tribal remnant]

the most obnoxious type of people bro i hte them

i hate vini fc more than real madrid

[merry coral]

Ofc but top 3

[gray sphinx]

Hot take sadio mane current better than prime messi

[tribal remnant]

lewa hat trick?

[drowsy abyss]

yea

[drowsy abyss]

WTF

[gray sphinx]

Heh

[drowsy abyss]

LEWA BRO

[neat niche]

Yes please

[merry coral]

Idk but why the only big names in bayern that could win the ballondor is js kane

[drowsy abyss]

ILL CRY

[merry coral]

Like the midfield is the one that doesnt get ANY recognition

[tribal remnant]

olise was underrated until ucl lowkey

next year if hes consistent he might be a contender

[merry coral]

Like bro I get it yall scored 122 goals in a season but cmon bro they're part of the team😭😭😭

[drowsy abyss]

ANY LINKS GUYS

MY STREAM IS TOTALY ....

[merry coral]

Idk olise isn't underrated anymore

[tribal remnant]

after the flag thing with yamal bro i dont think hes winning ballon dor

[merry coral]

Come priv

[tribal remnant]

coulve had a shot if he performed well 2nd leg vs psg

but he got pocketed HARD

kane at least got a pity goal from that

WHO WNT DOWN

[merry coral]

Bro he played like Vini against Bayern 1st Leg

This season

[wooden ridge]

Yellow

Gavi fell down bruh

[tribal remnant]

they took advantage of his weakness bro

[merry coral]

Yoo sup

[tribal remnant]

every teams about to do him like that

[gray sphinx]

Total football or fc mobile

[tribal remnant]

he needs to lock in

[merry coral]

Fc mobile 300×

[tribal remnant]

fcm or efootball

best games

[merry coral]

Olise or vini? Who u talking abt?

[gray sphinx]

I just feel fc nothing to do

[tribal remnant]

olise

[gray sphinx]

Just some div rivals thats about it

[wooden ridge]

wassup dudee

[gray sphinx]

And some events that suck

[wooden ridge]

i hope we win this last one for lewa

[merry coral]

I like this tots event tho

Js not the Laliga onr

[gray sphinx]

Eh

[merry coral]

One

[merry coral]

Well he flopped pretty much

But I think it wasn't as robbed as bayern fans say (psg vs bayern)

[gray sphinx]

Hmmm hot take current süle better than prime ramos

[drowsy abyss]

nah wasnt rob

[drowsy abyss]

nah

[gray sphinx]

Yes bro

[drowsy abyss]

nah gng

prime ramos

was

scary

asf

[tribal remnant]

raphinha looking godo bro

[gray sphinx]

Isnt sule retiring at 30

[drowsy abyss]

yessir

[tribal remnant]

yea bc safonov was sending goalkicks his side

[merry coral]

Bro genuinely u tryna ragebait me

[tribal remnant]

and the moment they threw the ball in they pressed like CRAZY

he was fried bro

[gray sphinx]

Dawg what

[merry coral]

Bro idk Safonov deserves golden glove

This guy carried psg 3 trophies

[drowsy abyss]

bro u literally said sadio mane better than prime messi

[tribal remnant]

enrique is a madman bro

[drowsy abyss]

isnt that supposed to be ragebait

[tribal remnant]

who even thinks of that

[vast ibex]

fack

[merry coral]

Bro its like comparing Martinelli to Ronaldinho

[vast ibex]

to close ...

[gray sphinx]

Fine hot take current rash over prime ronaldo

[drowsy abyss]

nah courtious does

[gray sphinx]

Martinelli is close tho

[drowsy abyss]

wtf

[merry coral]

Yeah he too

[drowsy abyss]

hell na

[drowsy abyss]

wtf

[merry coral]

Bro im laughing so hard

Im crying

[drowsy abyss]

same

[merry coral]

😭😭😂😂

[tribal remnant]

this guy is high asf bro

[gray sphinx]

Balon dor benzema is not better than trossard

[tribal remnant]

bro

[gray sphinx]

Im also not an arsenal fan

[tribal remnant]

you arre a madman thats what you are bro

[gray sphinx]

Top 10 best players in the world

[merry coral]

Bro js lost the 45715th time to Indian Team on Beginner mode

[gray sphinx]

1 kane

[tribal remnant]

whos better than yamal?

@gray sphinx

[gray sphinx]

2 yamal

[gray sphinx]

Kane

[tribal remnant]

wait no whos ab etter winger

[drowsy abyss]

im indian gng

[tribal remnant]

than yamal

RIGHT winer

winger

[gray sphinx]

Maguire

[tribal remnant]

gtfo

[merry coral]

Nothing against ur country

[gray sphinx]

Right winer?

[drowsy abyss]

ikik

[tribal remnant]

ri9ght winger

right winger

[merry coral]

At the moment?

[drowsy abyss]

youre correct tho

[gray sphinx]

3 raya

[drowsy abyss]

where are yall frm?

[tribal remnant]

si

at hte moment

[gray sphinx]

4 maguire

[merry coral]

Doue

At the moment

[tribal remnant]

dude you just named a goal keepr whos a better winger than yamal 😭

[merry coral]

Yamal is injured dawg

[gray sphinx]

Im doing my ranking

[tribal remnant]

oh

[tribal remnant]

dude youd take doue over yamal?

[gray sphinx]

5 vit

[merry coral]

Bro ts not the ranking of name me 30 football players in 30 seconds

[merry coral]

Well if he wouldn't be injured no

[gray sphinx]

6 barcola

[merry coral]

But he's injured so thats why

[merry coral]

Who's vit

[gray sphinx]

7 xhaka

[tribal remnant]

so doue isnt better then

[gray sphinx]

Vitinha

[drowsy abyss]

virinha

[gray sphinx]

8 trashka

9 Rashford

[merry coral]

Kvara?

Did u js insult my Kvara?

[gray sphinx]

Oh i forgot about him

Top five

Lets see who he beter

[tribal remnant]

whos trashka

[drowsy abyss]

1 kane
2 yamal
3 bruno fernandez
my top 3

[drowsy abyss]

xhaka

[merry coral]

I thought he insulted my kvara

[merry coral]

Ohh

[tribal remnant]

bruno fernandez? 😭

[gray sphinx]

Get raya outa here

[merry coral]

He ain't THAT trash tho

[drowsy abyss]

yea gng

[gray sphinx]

Maguire better then bruno

[merry coral]

Bro assisted as much as I farted today cmon this guy deserves respect

[tribal remnant]

mannn whatever send mbappe to MAN UNITED THIS INSTANT

[gray sphinx]

Some call me ragebaiter

[junior scroll]

He already said xhaka tho

[tribal remnant]

you right and u nasty bro

😂

[junior scroll]

Bro why is xhaka here

[gray sphinx]

Fire

[drowsy abyss]

nah like he asked whos trashka

[gray sphinx]

Saka

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[merry coral]

Ate beans today so dont you wonder why I fart this much

[gray sphinx]

Not kvara

[drowsy abyss]

ohh saka

[junior scroll]

Yes but the guy already said xhaka at 7th

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[junior scroll]

so who’s trashka

[drowsy abyss]

didnt see mb

[gray sphinx]

Wait why tf is saka here

[tribal remnant]

no I DONT WONDER bro

[drowsy abyss]

saka

[tribal remnant]

😂

[gray sphinx]

What am i doing

[drowsy abyss]

where are yall frm

[junior scroll]

Saka isn’t trash bro

[tribal remnant]

saka in your top 10 is CRAZY

you need to get beat for that bro

[drowsy abyss]

NOO

HELL NOO

NOOO

[gray sphinx]

Vietnam

[drowsy abyss]

NOT IN MY TOP 10

GNGG

[vale trail]

guys i dont think barca will be signing pedro becaiuse his contract is to 2033 and his release clause is a whopping 73 million.

[drowsy abyss]

NOT AT ALL

[gray sphinx]

Hes meh to me

[merry coral]

Whopping?

[gray sphinx]

I js realized why is sake even here

[tribal remnant]

BREAKING NEWS: Bukayo Saka is threatening to replace Lamine Yamal at Barcelona

[drowsy abyss]

SAHA IS SHI*

[tribal remnant]

they will sign him theyer already talking bo

forget about alvarez or osimhen bro

[gray sphinx]

Breaking news saka is butt

[tribal remnant]

never coming

[merry coral]

Let the star boy see stars.. in 2nd place

[vale trail]

barca doesnt want to afford a player with that much money i think

[junior scroll]

Kepler-22 b

[tribal remnant]

73 mil is a steal atp

[merry coral]

Romania

[drowsy abyss]

YO WTF

[tribal remnant]

hes going for 100m bro

[merry coral]

Thats release clause only tho

[gray sphinx]

I bet i could pocket saka

[tribal remnant]

yea but his transfer is oging for 100m

[junior scroll]

BREAKING NEWS: this only happened because fabrizio was too high

[tribal remnant]

he'll trip before he even gets in front of u bro

[merry coral]

Especially with his explosive speed..

[gray sphinx]

Lol

[tribal remnant]

trippped on the ball

[gray sphinx]

Im faster than bolt ok bud

[tribal remnant]

arsenal fans are nasty people bro

i hope they never win ucl and prem

[merry coral]

Why cant you react to chats😭😭😭

[drowsy abyss]

us

[merry coral]

Imagine they bottle it

[tribal remnant]

the world HAS to prepare for when arsenal wins a trophy bro

[kindred pagoda]

How r we playing?

[drowsy abyss]

football loses

[junior scroll]

Eh alright

[tribal remnant]

why argue with an arsenal fan when you can just wait

[merry coral]

Then Starboy Saka wins everything..

[tribal remnant]

IN FIFA

[gray sphinx]

Just injure their defenders

[merry coral]

Not even there bro

[gray sphinx]

No more corners for them

[merry coral]

He playing sum rocket simulator

To go to his star brothers

[drowsy abyss]

HOT TAKE RAPHA DESERVED THE BALLON D OR

[merry coral]

There goes the star boy..

[gray sphinx]

Meh

[merry coral]

No

Ik im Madrid fan

And yall gonna troll

But

[drowsy abyss]

NAH

no troll

dw

[gray sphinx]

Muisiala

[drowsy abyss]

you good madridista

[merry coral]

He didnt have very much respect to players

Remember the remontada against Celta Vigo?

[drowsy abyss]

yea sick

[gray sphinx]

Hot take barca will win the wc

[merry coral]

Rapha had a clash with a player and hit him

[gray sphinx]

Hot take brazil will win the ucl

[drowsy abyss]

anyway i have a ques

frm u

[merry coral]

But he so chill idk how he could do that

[drowsy abyss]

@merry coral

do u like vini jr?

[gray sphinx]

France wins the conference leauge

[tribal remnant]

how can brazil win ucl bro

[drowsy abyss]

rapha so close oufff

[royal dock]

Why does flick keep forcing fermin at lw, he's buns there

[merry coral]

Ye

Not that much tho

[gray sphinx]

Same thing as France wins the conference leauge bro

[merry coral]

Its lm

[drowsy abyss]

rapha almost scored an olympico

[tribal remnant]

rapha lock in mannn

raphinha looks scary bro

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[merry coral]

Believe me Scotland will win the Premier League

[vast ibex]

fermin and rapha come one !!!!

[drowsy abyss]

imagine him pressing

w that

look

ouuf

so intimidaitng

[tribal remnant]

3rd corner holyyy

[gray sphinx]

You tryna copy me?

[drowsy abyss]

intimidating*

[merry coral]

No im trying to see how it is to be high

[gray sphinx]

Hi

[drowsy abyss]

believe me argentina will win the saudi pro league

[tribal remnant]

BREAKING NEWS: Barcelona is now on track to swoop in and steal the Premier League trophy from Arsenal.

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[gray sphinx]

I’m going on the road to see the doctor

[drowsy abyss]

believe me italy is gonna win the wc

[gray sphinx]

I’m not going anywhere else but I’m not going anywhere else

[drowsy abyss]

italy

has won it 10 times

theyll win it agian

again

[gray sphinx]

I’m not going anywhere I don’t want you in my car anymore I don’t know how long it will take you but you can do that doesnt I

[drowsy abyss]

donnaruma will win the ballon dor

[gray sphinx]

I’m going on the road to see the new one on my side and I’ll see if we need anything that I need a lot to get to do it doesnt I need a lot to get

[tribal remnant]

koundiddy doesnt look bad

[drowsy abyss]

u need help

should i call benzema

[gray sphinx]

I have to go to the store 🏬

[neat niche]

I disagree

[drowsy abyss]

or should i call papa perez

[gray sphinx]

15

[tribal remnant]

cancelo is selling bro

SUB BALDE INN

call kylian and benzema

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[hollow narwhal]

Goal

Betis

[drowsy abyss]

not a goal

offside

[tribal remnant]

OFFSIDE

[drowsy abyss]

wouldve been a good goal tho

[tribal remnant]

nahh nasty offside

[wooden ridge]

offsideee

[tribal remnant]

dude was offside from 40 yards back

[wooden ridge]

fr

[merry coral]

15?

[drowsy abyss]

goatony will score a double hattrick tdy

[viral cargo]

lewa farewell goal plz

[rich heart]

He willa not

[merry coral]

Still crazy how Antony gets UCL football

[rich heart]

Will*

[drowsy abyss]

yea ik gng

[glad scroll]

VISCA BARCA

[merry coral]

And not Xavi Simons

[tribal remnant]

antony will be shot by General Raphinha the moment he even attempts to kick a ball

[drowsy abyss]

VISCA BARCA

[merry coral]

VISCA CATALUNYA

As a Madrid fan

[drowsy abyss]

YOURE THE BEST MADRID FAN IVE EVER TALKED TO

[merry coral]

"General" bro js say Captain its not that deep

[glad scroll]

nice

[merry coral]

❤️

[glad scroll]

Madrid fan cool

[drowsy abyss]

😭

[glad scroll]

VISCA Madrid Hala barca

[merry coral]

Yee

[drowsy abyss]

FR

[glad scroll]

yooooo

freekick

for barca

very close to box

[drowsy abyss]

CALL IN RASHY

JUST FOR THE FREEKICK

[glad scroll]

let raphinha do this

trust me

put your trust in me

[drowsy abyss]

IK GNG

[glad scroll]

I have the instinct

please

put all yo trust in me

[drowsy abyss]

I DO

I TRUST U MY GUY

[glad scroll]

alright

[viral cargo]

relax

[glad scroll]

you ready?

[viral cargo]

raphinha just got back

[glad scroll]

5 players in wall

[drowsy abyss]

ikik im jk

[glad scroll]

GO RAPHINHAAA

[viral cargo]

why is he waving his finger

[glad scroll]

GOOOOL

[viral cargo]

clear foul

[glad scroll]

GOLLLLLL

GOLLLLLL

[reef quiver]

like freekick rashford

[glad scroll]

GOLLLLLLLLLLL

ITS A GOALLLLL

[drowsy abyss]

OHHSHDH

[glad scroll]

I TOLD UUUU

[drowsy abyss]

A

SHDA

[glad scroll]

I TOLD UUUU

[drowsy abyss]

OHASDOAH

DOOA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOVE U MAN

[glad scroll]

I TOLD UUUUUUUU

[drowsy abyss]

LOVE U

VISCA BARCA

[glad scroll]

ME TOO

[viral cargo]

iim behind

is it a goal

[hollow reef]

IT’S GOOD!!!!!

[glad scroll]

YES

[obtuse girder]

LOL WHAT A DEFLECTION

[glad scroll]

RAPHINHA SCORE

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO

[tribal remnant]

GOALLLLL

[glad scroll]

FREEKICK

[tribal remnant]

RAPHINHAAAAA

[obtuse girder]

what a deflection

[drowsy abyss]

RAPHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[viral cargo]

GOALLLLLLLLL

[vast ibex]

rapha=rashi ❤️

[neat niche]

GOALLLLLLLL RAPHINHA

[dreamy sierra]

Golazo

[glad scroll]

I KNEW IT

[merry coral]

Nice Goal

[glad scroll]

I PREDICTED RAPHINHA SCORE

[merry coral]

Happy for yall

[tribal remnant]

YESSS NEW EFOOTBALL CARD LETS GO

[glad scroll]

ty

[drowsy abyss]

FR YOURE THE GOAT

[neat niche]

You have extra senses

[merry coral]

😂

[glad scroll]

fr fr

[glad scroll]

innit

[drowsy abyss]

ty gng

[viral cargo]

good goal now feed lewa

[glad scroll]

I have this instinct in raphinha

i just do

[viral cargo]

he needs that farewell goal

[glad scroll]

he's my soulmate just like Yamal

if Yamal takes fk or sm

call me on it

I can predict

GAH DAMN

[unkempt crater]

lovely

[drowsy abyss]

just tell me that lewa scores tdy

[glad scroll]

ALMOST A GOAL

FROM BETIS

damn

offside tho

[unkempt crater]

classy free kick

[drowsy abyss]

fr close

[glad scroll]

@drowsy abyss let's make a gc with @merry coral

and talk there cuz we tuff fans

[drowsy abyss]

sure

sure

sure

[viral cargo]

ohhh

[open flint]

FutBot

FC Barcelona - Betis

And here is the updated shot map reflecting all the chances created by FC Barcelona after that goal!

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[neat niche]

Joan the Wall should turn his prime switch on

[viral cargo]

close from betis

[merry coral]

Who yall think is better

Joan Garcia or Courtois?

[neat niche]

JG13

[merry coral]

Ig

[viral cargo]

is fermin awake?

[merry coral]

Il still pick courtois

[neat niche]

He fell asleep after 15th minute

[heady forge]

I scored a freekick for Barca🎉

[neat niche]

Nice one, man

[wintry shadow]

goatphinha

[fathom oasis]

RAPHINHA

[wintry shadow]

i wish lewa took fk tho

[viral cargo]

fawkkk bernal is so good

[fathom oasis]

lets give lewa his last goal for barca today

[neat niche]

I wish rapha assisted on his head

[vast ibex]

fermin?

wtf are you doing

[random light]

HI GUYS

[viral cargo]

this is barca when they arent hungover

[tulip leaf]

Hello

[viral cargo]

besides fermin i think he is till

oh my god kounde 1v1

[random light]

Garcia save

[tulip leaf]

🔥

[vast ibex]

wtf

rev?

hello

[tribal remnant]

who went down

[stone wren]

Raphina you are best

@heady forge

[neat niche]

Bernal MVP

[drowsy abyss]

fr

bros everywhere

[neat niche]

He needs a goal or assist, and MVP is guaranteed

[drowsy abyss]

fr

[neat niche]

Fr fr fr fr

[drowsy abyss]

rapha in the team produces instant impact gng

[neat niche]

Ye, fermin is is ahh today

Lewy goal is all we need

[drowsy abyss]

yep

[drowsy abyss]

yessi

r

[neat niche]

Congrats culers on a goal

[drowsy abyss]

tyyy

congo

[neat niche]

DR Congo heart of Africa lmao

[agile oasis]

i hope lewa will score

[rough pike]

THANK YOU RAPHAEL

[tame mulch]

We are playing horribly

[jade cipher]

I doubt

[tame mulch]

So many missed chances, and betis have had a lot of chances

Kounde needs to be sold or loaned

[vast ibex]

trueeee

fermin to sleepe this match

[open flint]

FutBot

FC Barcelona - Betis

FC Barcelona dominates possession with 67.20%, successfully completing 91.65% of their passes. They have created 0.52 expected goals (xG) and managed 6 shots, 5 of which were on target, resulting in 1 goal. Real Betis has struggled with only 32.80% possession and 3 shots total, emphasizing FC Barcelona's control in the first half.

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FutBot

FC Barcelona - Betis

In the current match, FC Barcelona boasts an expected goals (xG) of 0.52 from 6 shots, reflecting their attacking efficiency with 1 goal scored. In contrast, Betis has an xG of 0.11 from just 3 shots, indicating a lack of scoring opportunities. This highlights FC Barcelona's dominance in front of goal in the match.

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[vast ibex]

I still think that kounde is better than balde

For Barcelona, it would be good if those who come back from loans and sold them and they would have money for someone specific.

[jade cipher]

I doubt

[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Betis

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[obtuse girder]

????????

he changed fermin for balde??????

[vast ibex]

yes

fermin tooo sleepe

[obtuse girder]

Fairs I guess

[vast ibex]

need some speed balde have and freesh

[hot quartz]

@silent halo watching the game?

[granite jetty]

where do you guys watch the game?

[silent halo]

always

[neat niche]

He should

[neat niche]

Cancello LW

João Cancelo good shot

[vast ibex]

enthernet

[neat niche]

Russian TV channel

[hot quartz]

W,rapha's FK was fire

[vague bear]

Lewa needs to score

[neat niche]

Yes, but i think the biggest reason for goal was GK's mistake

[vast ibex]

omg

wtf kounde

[hot quartz]

A Goal is a Goal🗿

[silent halo]

100% haha

[neat niche]

✍️ 🔥

[vast ibex]

pls swap kounde to cubarsi

[hot quartz]

OK guys cya...I will finish the match then study💙❤

[neat niche]

And sell him in transfer market

[vast ibex]

true

[neat niche]

I'll sleep after

[vast ibex]

and balde to

🤣

[silent halo]

what would be your first signing this summer?

[neat niche]

Yes, and sign new striker and RB

[silent halo]

we should've signed Pubill

as rb and cb

[vast ibex]

sell kounde and balde new rb - van de ven or bastoni

[neat niche]

Silva or Bastoni

[heady forge]

@silent halo, he is right footed, Barca need left footed players

[vast ibex]

OMG

...

[obtuse girder]

kounde man XD

get this guy out

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO THAT TIMING

[neat niche]

I don't rlly know, i watched only 7 atleti games this season

[tribal remnant]

what did he do my game delayed

[obtuse girder]

as he overcooks the cross lol

[silent halo]

but we need a rb

[obtuse girder]

this guy gettin beat by everyone lmfao

[heady forge]

Sign Cancelo and get a LB by selling Araujo

[vague bear]

Lewa needs to score

[vast ibex]

heh

[obtuse girder]

or even keep cancelo on the left and sign ratiu, he did pretty good today against villareal and we will see how he does against palace in the conference league final

[languid hollow]

Sub hansi flick off fr

[obtuse girder]

💀

[silent halo]

don't you think we need a striker before signing anything else?

[languid hollow]

Give jose mourinho barca

[obtuse girder]

yeah but a striker will be the most difficult

[languid hollow]

Gn

(ban speedrun)

[obtuse girder]

so i say jus secure the small signings first

and i feel like ratiu is a signing we could grab easily since hes got small wages and is cheap

[vast ibex]

true but barca have a st on barca ath a young egyptian

[obtuse girder]

nah lol he has got a lot to learn, dont promote him yet

[vast ibex]

ferran learn him how to play(that joke)

🤣

[obtuse girder]

LOL BALDE

NICE TOUCH BRUH

[obtuse girder]

lmfao sell hamza to saudi then 💀

[vast ibex]

naaaaa

he stay b ath

[viral cargo]

sleeper game

[vast ibex]

true

[obtuse girder]

fax

fermin missed a lot tho tbf

[vast ibex]

this not his day

[obtuse girder]

we want a goal for lewa man 💔

CPME PNM

WHY

[ruby swallow]

What does Kounde even do

[obtuse girder]

WHHY

[vast ibex]

let's gooooo

[obtuse girder]

PASS IT TO RAPHA

COME ON BRO