⚽︱matchday-chat

[somber leaf]

CHAMPIONS

[lapis needle]

lamine should play the last minute

[pure moon]

Who?

[somber leaf]

WE WON IT ON THEIR HEADS LOL

[lapis needle]

its hilarious

[somber leaf]

Funny

[lapis needle]

lamine ready to pitch invade with the fans

[tribal remnant]

randoms

[lapis needle]

EZZZZZZZ

[tribal remnant]

😂

[vagrant heath]

WE WON

[obtuse girder]

COLE ONNNNNNN

[lapis needle]

CAMPIONESS

[acoustic moon]

[obtuse girder]

COME ON BARCAAAAA

[umbral venture]

Cmonnnnn

[pure moon]

L Real Madrid

[rain flare]

CAMPEONES

[umbral venture]

Cmonnnn

Cmonnnn

[obtuse girder]

FORCA BARCAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tribal remnant]

bellingham about to hit somebody

[obtuse girder]

FORCA BARCAAAAAAAA

[harsh locust]

Ole ole ole champions

[rain flare]

CAMPEONES

OLE OLE OLE

[tribal remnant]

LETS GOOOO

[wide wadi]

CAMEPONES

[loud moat]

MAN I LOVE FLICK

[tribal remnant]

VISCA BARCAAAA

VISCA BARCA

[tropic spruce]

YESSSS

[rain flare]

TOT EL CAMP

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[harsh locust]

We are the champions in el classico

[rain flare]

ES UN CLAM

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[tidal dust]

Champions Champions Ole Ole Ole

[rain flare]

SOM LA GENT BLAUGRANA

[undone bobcat]

2-00000000000

[plain basalt]

CRY VINI

[pure moon]

[buoyant finch]

VISCA BARCA

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[sterile ridge]

We won the title?

[regal willow]

CAMPIONESSSSS

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[regal willow]

YESSSS

[cunning carbon]

CAMPEONES

[sterile ridge]

That was quick

[open flint]

FutBot

FC Barcelona - Real Madrid

FC Barcelona dominated possession with 56.60% and showcased impressive passing accuracy at 91.84%. However, despite generating 10 shots with 7 on target, they only scored 2 goals. In contrast, Real Madrid had 8 shots but failed to convert any into goals. The match highlighted FC Barcelona's creative play, though they struggled to finish their chances.

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[undone bobcat]

y visca cataloñaaa

[dim valley]

[young fiber]

LETS GO

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[sterile ridge]

And on Madrid's head too?

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[thin bone]

CAMPEONES

[lapis needle]

JOAN GARCIA CLEAN SHEET, THIS DAY CANT GET ANY BETTER

[thin bone]

[tribal remnant]

LETS GO BARCAAA

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[undone bobcat]

[plain basalt]

VISCA CATALUNYA

[umbral venture]

Cminnn

Cmonnn

[patent flare]

[dawn igloo]

CAMPEONEEEEEEEEES

[sterile ridge]

Well might as well

[undone bobcat]

[north torrent]

CAMPEONEEEES

[formal sinew]

ggs

[lusty magnet]

[patent gorge]

Easyyy

[sterile ridge]

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OLE OLE OLE

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[violet jetty]

CAMPEONES!

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[undone bobcat]

laligaaaaaa

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[somber leaf]

THEY'RE CRASHING OUT IN THEIR SERVER LOL

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[loud moat]

OLIVIA RODRIGO YOU ARE A CULER NOW

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[frail nova]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[dawn igloo]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Real Madrid

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[undone bobcat]

[frail nova]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[vale trail]

V

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[pure moon]

Ikr

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[plain basalt]

VARDRID BEATEN

[oak geode]

VAMOOOOOOO

[patent flare]

VARDRID GOT BEAT ALE ALE ALE

[sterile ridge]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE OLE

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[lapis needle]

THE MADRID SERVER IS WILDIN RN

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[frail nova]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Real Madrid

Here is the pass network for Real Madrid in their most recent match against FC Barcelona, displaying only connections that consist of 5 or more passes.

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[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[sterile ridge]

send a link

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[sterile ridge]

I wanna see

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[plain basalt]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[kind valley]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[dawn igloo]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[lapis needle]

dms

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[lusty magnet]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[plain basalt]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[frail nova]

Can you send me the server link in dms

[kind valley]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[faint latch]

CAMPEONES!!!!!!!!!!!!! VISCA BARCA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pure moon]

Can you send me one too

[wide wadi]

ok i give it up, courtois is the best goalie itw

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[frail nova]

Send me too

[timber dune]

VISCA BARÇA VISCA CATALUNYA 💙❤ CAMPEONES

[dense solstice]

Joan got a clean sheet tho

[lean basalt]

CHAMPIONS OF SPAINNM

[dawn igloo]

VISCA BARÇAAAA

[foggy phoenix]

VISCA BARÇAAAA

[lament echo]

This match win now we equalised all time clasico record 106-106 💙♥️

[wide wadi]

yeah but without courtois rma would lose 6-0 bro did you see how many world class saves he made

[dawn igloo]

VISCA BARÇAAAA

[woven canopy]

Vamos

[uneven hull]

Y que fue

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[dense solstice]

They were all down the middle...

[woven canopy]

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[tribal remnant]

VISCA BARCAA VISCA CATALUNYAAAA

[vale trail]

GUYS

I GOT KICKED FROM REAL MADRID SERVER

HAHAHAHAHA

[woven canopy]

[wide wadi]

only shots courtois didn’t save were literally great goals

[dawn igloo]

[lament echo]

can't kick the ball can they

[dense solstice]

Yeah but he didn't make any great great saves either

[woven canopy]

[violet fable]

W

[uneven hull]

Courtois too good ngl can't wait for his retirement bro 😭

[lapis needle]

BRO THEY BANNED ME FROM THE MADRID VISITORS CHANNEL 😂✌️

[violet fable]

[woven canopy]

Guys when is the next match

[lofty rapids]

LETS GOOO

[violet fable]

[dire gorge]

Barca cooked

[violet fable]

W

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[patent flare]

Wait someone invite me to madrid server

I wanna ragebait

[inland pasture]

VAMOSSSSSSSSSS

[torn mural]

yo i need photos

[tiny jasper]

LETS GOOOO

[lofty rapids]

FORCA BARCA

[violet fable]

Vamosssss

[sacred root]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[ashen elbow]

VAMOOOOOS

[woven canopy]

Same

[lapis needle]

cant send it in here sadly

[tiny jasper]

send invitee

[lofty rapids]

WHERE ARE THE MADRID FANS NOW?

[undone iron]

VISCA BARÇAAA

[lapis needle]

got banned 😭🙏

[lofty rapids]

CELEBRATING THE FIRST EL CLASSICO

[woven canopy]

Send invite

[tiny jasper]

LMAOO

[inland pasture]

MADRIDISTA QUE NO BOTI EH EHH

[lethal tusk]

visca barcaa

[violet fable]

What are y’all watching this on

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[ashen elbow]

Maybe crying

[torn mural]

faaaaa

[red iron]

LALIGA WINNERS

[pure moon]

Real Madrid fans crashing out

[dense solstice]

Back when Madrid won the league in October😂😂😂😂

[quaint moat]

Fuсking Barca

[grand belfry]

MADRIDISTA QUE NO BOTI EH EHH

[lapis needle]

as a keeper myself, ima change my pfp to joan garcia

[violet fable]

Lamine sagging lol

[karmic fable]

They really banned me too in Real Madrid

[lean bone]

Y que fue?

[patent flare]

Nahhh I need the invite to the madrid server

[pure moon]

Fr?

[karmic fable]

Ye

I have pic

[sudden scaffold]

MADRIDISTA QUE NO BOTI EH EHH

[somber leaf]

They're blaming the refs

Im still in the server

🤣🤣🤣

[inland pasture]

MADRIDISTA QUE NO BOTI EH EHH

[karmic fable]

See

[patent flare]

Lolll

[dense solstice]

When they got ONE shot on target😂😂😂

[inland pasture]

MADRID! CABRON! SALUDA AL CAMPEON!!!

[pure moon]

Reasonable I think

[inland pasture]

LETS GOOOOOO

[karmic fable]

I just said yo

And they crashed out

[small bay]

Madrid are buns as hellllll

[karmic fable]

Fr

[inland pasture]

they saw lamine yamal and got scared 🤣

[small bay]

Loll

[karmic fable]

One dude told me to sleep

[pure moon]

Demote Real Madrid to La Liga 2

[inland pasture]

la liga president looking mad af

[lapis needle]

they dont like you cuz ur to good bro

[karmic fable]

Thx

[somber leaf]

They're saying for vini to get soks

Sold*

[lapis needle]

if lamine played it would have been like 500-0

[rich dock]

h

[dense solstice]

Aren't they gonna do the guard of honour now?

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[vale anchor]

All that bs by Madrid for what? 😹💙❤️

[pulsar meteor]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Lamine Yamal has now more La Liga titles than Cristiano Ronaldo:

🏆 Lamine Yamal in 4 seasons: 3 La Liga titles

🏆 Cristiano Ronaldo in 9 seasons: 2 La Liga titles

[vale trail]

Also W avgeek

[tiny jasper]

Almaoo

[tribal cedar]

Barca is too good fr

[tiny jasper]

LMAOO

[versed dirge]

LETS GOGOGOGOGO

[primal crow]

The goat they said

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[karmic fable]

YEAHHH

[pure moon]

Right

[zinc crescent]

Forcą barcą♥️♥️💙💙

[dense solstice]

Message spawned in with the 😭 reaction

[vale trail]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

MES QUE UN CLUB

[undone iron]

[zinc crescent]

Www

[lapis needle]

im expecting the trio of lamine, raphinia, and lewy photo again

[paper plinth]

Visca barca

[pure moon]

POTM belongs to Joan Garcia

[modern light]

LEWANDOWSKI DOES TOO🇵🇱

[lapis needle]

didnt do much tho, i would give it to fermin, played his aah off like it was the world cup final

[vale trail]

POLSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[modern light]

dokladnie

[vale trail]

siema

xd

[modern light]

siema

[wooden plover]

w barca

joder madrid

joder madrid

joder madrid

[karmic fable]

La Liga said Real Madrid wins the league 86% and us 10% before now see who won

[wooden plover]

joder madrid

[vale trail]

WE LIFTED THE TROPHY

[violet fable]

Campeones ole ole

[wooden plover]

joder madrid

joder madrid

[viral cargo]

no kounde or araujo minutes god bless

[wooden plover]

no lamine

[lapis needle]

olivia rodrigo enjoying this moment

[wooden plover]

no lewadosiki

[tropic fossil]

WE WON IT LET'S GOOO

[dull galleon]

YECH VISCA EL BARCA ONLY BARCA

[plain basalt]

W

[barren yacht]

is Olivia Rodrigo actually gonna lift the trophy or was that a joke?

[lapis needle]

nah, she was in the stands watching

[compact zephyr]

CAMPEONES CAMPEONES OE OE OE

[inland carbon]

CAMPEONES

[barren yacht]

ik i just didn’t if would actually lift the trophy or not

[lapis needle]

would be sick to watch tho

[barren yacht]

fr

[barren yacht]

lifting a trophy b4 mbappe with madrid

[indigo quail]

VISCA BARÇA

[lapis needle]

lol,

[trim cipher]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[inland carbon]

CHAT I JUST GOT BANNED IN THE RMA SERVER

LOLOL

[young marlin]

YOOOO

[lapis needle]

i think every barca fan did, including me

[exotic elbow]

Visca Barca

[inland carbon]

Called them Tottenham of Spain

And trophyless titans

[young marlin]

I'm more curious what was yall doing in the rma server 😭

[echo ruin]

Christensen has more LaLiga titles than Ronaldo ✌️

[inland carbon]

Ragebaiting

[barren yacht]

Visca Barça💙❤️

[young marlin]

valid

[lapis needle]

thats sevilla tho

[inland carbon]

Wasn't even reading what they sent back

Just said y'all won less trophies than Tottenham in 2 years

[young marlin]

i believe they are very mad rn bahahahaha

yall seen the way Trent pushed rapha that's crazy

[inland carbon]

they were talm about sum Barca bought aloha 😭

La liga*

[lapis needle]

oh trust me, they are

[inland carbon]

I'll fight

Any Madrid player

Hand 2 hand

Rn

These mfs be ragebaiting

Especially vini

[prime shard]

CAMPEONES OLE OLE

[inland carbon]

Vinicius the typa guy to shoot 4 kids and then when you report him he'll look at you like you're in the wrong

[distant token]

CAMPEONES

[obtuse girder]

HUH

[distant token]

UN DIA DE PARTIT

[obtuse girder]

WHYS ARAUJO GIVING A SPEECH

GET OUT BRUH YOIRE LEAVING NEXT SEASON

[inland carbon]

Hand the mic over to my goat pedri

This is no time for jokes araujo

Gtfo

🗣️

[modern light]

lewa rashford cancelo are gone too....

[lapis needle]

how did i get MOTM

[inland carbon]

We need

pacy fullback

Cortious saved them from a 15-0

[barren yacht]

Trent lwk pmo

[inland carbon]

We would've had one goal for every cl trophy

[modern light]

ngl i think eric garcia played good today

[inland carbon]

These Englishmen sign for the Spanish Tottenham and think they tuff or sum

[inland carbon]

Pocketed vinicius

[barren yacht]

Trent lwk needs better acting skills😭😭😭

[inland carbon]

Better than koundiddy

[modern light]

like always

[inland carbon]

Vinicius the typa guy to shoot 4 kids and then when you report him he'll look at you like you're in the wrong

The faces he makes

I've never wanted to punch sm1 so hard

Through a screen

[modern light]

back to when garcia got the ball from him and cubarsi was near him so he just fell on his own😭

[young marlin]

yooo yall seen Messi story

[inland carbon]

"but ref it was his force of gravity" ahh

[inland carbon]

Ion use insta

[young marlin]

literally

[modern light]

i could hear fans booing at vinicius

[inland carbon]

What is it

[lapis needle]

someone called me?

[inland carbon]

What did messi post

[modern light]

i meant the other garcia

[young marlin]

posted barcelona ofc

[inland carbon]

if only we could've gotten one season more w him

I'm still pushing for the 9th ballon d'or

When he wins this wc

[distant token]

Wym

He is not winning wc again

[inland carbon]

Argentina going back to back trust

[distant token]

Spain is the fav

[young marlin]

every player that moves to Madrid becomes an bch if he was a decent human before them

[inland carbon]

I liked Bellingham and Trent before

But moving to madrid

Ruined them ngl

[modern light]

if yamal is gonna be top scorer and top assister and wins the wc he might get the ballon do'r what do you think?

[inland carbon]

How can u idolize messi

And be a bih

[lapis needle]

madrid couldnt do smth on me

[young marlin]

me too jude at dortmund was peak

[lapis needle]

job was so ez tdy

[inland carbon]

Classic Madrid corruption

On and off the pitch

[young marlin]

unfortunately yeah

[young marlin]

real

[distant token]

Vardrid is not a team

Honestly

Literally tchoumani and Valverde punch eachother

[modern light]

rapha was goated tho

[distant token]

And mbappe doesn't even pass

[inland carbon]

Poor valverde

He deserves better

Than madrid

[distant token]

Yep

[inland carbon]

Send him over

He got a good shot on him

He can play substitute striker

[distant token]

I honestly think that Valverde is gonna leave after that

[ivory wyvern]

Yes true

[oak geode]

Bernabeu Bureau
APP
— 3:59 PMSunday, May 10, 2026 3:59 PM
You were banned from Real Madrid.
Reason: trolling

NO REGRETS

[lofty rapids]

valverde condition so bad he prolly celebrating barca win since he got memory loss

in the hospital bed

[lost oar]

CAMPIONEESSSS

[thorn adder]

CAMPIONEESSSS

[vale trail]

i got kicked for saying campeones ole ole half a hour ago

[open flint]

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

:blue_circle: :red_circle: Alavés vs FC Barcelona :blue_circle: :red_circle:
A thrilling clash in La Liga as FC Barcelona heads to Mendizorroza to take on Alavés. Both teams have shown strong performances this season, and past meetings have delivered excitement and drama. Let’s see if FC Barcelona can outshine their opponents tonight!

:jigsaw: Competition
La Liga

:pencil: Match Details
:calendar: Date: May 13, 2026
:clock9: Time: 21:30
:pushpin: Location: Mendizorroza Stadium

Join us in cheering on FC Barcelona as they aim for victory! 💙❤️

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

Kick-off time!
Visit https://www.collectibol.com?utm_source=fcb&utm_medium=discord&utm_campaign=fcb_2526_release , sign in, and redeem the free Barça packs now before the match begins.

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[obtuse girder]

AWWWWWW BABY HERE WE GO

[silent halo]

<@&1120585775638130809> let's get 100 points?

[toxic bramble]

99

[thorn raptor]

Yess

[ocean cargo]

Yesss

[hot quartz]

@silent halo

[wicked star]

yeaaaaaaaah

[final jacinth]

Yess

[solemn fossil]

1-1 FT

[smoky summit]

YESSSSS

[wraith karma]

Yees

[sage roost]

YEAAA VISCA BARCAAA

[smoky summit]

VISCAA BARCAA

[half scaffold]

2-0

[solar rain]

Yes

[hot quartz]

6-0 barca clears

[glacial ibex]

si

[solar pagoda]

i trust my players and my entrenador

[final jacinth]

3-2

[elder canopy]

Visca Barca y visca catalunya

[sage roost]

@silent halo Wats ya prediction

[wicked star]

naah i think 3-1

[ebon solstice]

Yea

[spice wigeon]

Barca winning

[fluid inlet]

Less gooo let's do this Barca

[elder canopy]

8-0

[ebon solstice]

2-0

[bleak mica]

4-1

[red geyser]

...

[opal canyon]

VISCA BARÇA

[wanton terrace]

Lewa scoring today

[muted river]

0-0

[smoky summit]

2-0 is honestly fair enough

[next wigeon]

3-1

[hot quartz]

Trust😭

[fluid inlet]

3-2

[wicked star]

WHO WANNA BET THAT BARCELONA IS GONA BEAT ARVALES 3-1

[silent halo]

0-2

[lime adder]

shh

[azure badger]

2-1 barca will be close cuz of rotations

[terse zealot]

Visca barça

[solar pagoda]

yese

[untold urchin]

3-1 most likely

[tough ingot]

Lewa scoring a hat trick

[solar rain]

Bernal scoring today 😌

[solar pagoda]

cero tres a barcelona

[elder canopy]

Not me

[hearty flicker]

I AM gonna beat arvales 4-0

[iron rivet]

4-2

[smoky summit]

i thought it was in alaves' favor but i remembered we're away 😭

[oak lagoon]

Yes

[wanton terrace]

Yess

[hot quartz]

Will u hype us during the match?if so then i might skip my studies to feel your Aura

[muted nymph]

hallo

[dusk stirrup]

7x1 barcelona

[ebon solstice]

I think 2-0 to us

[silent halo]

I’m really looking forward to seeing Álvaro Cortés

[sage roost]

Oh wer away lmao

[tiny jasper]

yessss cmonn

[elder canopy]

Daddy raphinha one the team

[hot quartz]

Bro I have said something to u😭

[sage roost]

fr hope he shows his potential

[cosmic glacier]

He's suspended

[desert yew]

Yes

7_1

[elder canopy]

Nahhhhhh 🙁

[smoky summit]

is it his debut?

[elder canopy]

No raphinha and yamal

[sage roost]

yeh

[desert yew]

7-1 guys

[elder canopy]

Me sad

[slate coral]

Cortes masterclass incoming, puyol regen but on the left🔥🔥😋☝️

[smoky summit]

ooohh alrr

[hot quartz]

Cortes next puyol

[cosmic glacier]

Flicks just started the second team

[sage roost]

he plays cb

[smoky summit]

GERARD MALDINIIII

[desert yew]

Remember the score 7-1

[wide lynx]

4:0 for Barca and rashford scores a hatrick

[main light]

What will be the score line yall

[silent halo]

hahah studying is the best thing you can do, always

[slate coral]

Yea left footed cb

[smoky summit]

hes left footed?

[silent halo]

I think so

[desert yew]

7-1 in da chats

[slate coral]

Cortes is yea,

[smoky summit]

👍

[hot quartz]

Studying means u don't trust your brain....

[desert yew]

GUYSS SPAMM 7-1

[rough pike]

[desert yew]

Hype

[smoky summit]

btw i think barca live is one

[wide lynx]

@silent halo how you got a roll

[desert yew]

GUYSSS HYPEEE

[slate coral]

He was expected to be debited alot earlier too after iñigo left but then Maldini came in

[open sail]

lets go

[smoky summit]

on*

[uneven bronze]

whats the line up

[hot quartz]

@silent halo I'm dying for Lv.30😭

[desert yew]

HYPE 7-1

[radiant lark]

Yesss siiiiir 🔥❤️💙🔥

[silent halo]

you have to feed your brain and the best way to feed it is studying

[main light]

Yall is cortes that good?

[dusk stirrup]

7-1 aura

[hot quartz]

Bro cooked me

[silent halo]

we'll see 👀

[smoky summit]

food

[wide lynx]

He does

[hot quartz]

@silent halo OK 10 min yap with u then I'll go

[main light]

He never played a game with barca thats why

[neat niche]

Is he debuting?

[main light]

Its his firts game with barca

[silent halo]

that's what I'm having now a good pizza to follow the game

[silent halo]

yessss

[hot quartz]

Does this chat gives XP?

[unborn wadi]

I think good 2-0 win what about you?

[smoky summit]

oo

[main light]

Hopefully barca will get that 100 point

[buoyant finch]

share

[ebon solstice]

What do y'all think abt Szczęsny in goal

[main light]

Nah

[hot quartz]

A packet of weed is enough for him to keep a clean sheet

[neat niche]

My only concern is schenszny (hint me if i spelled wrong), his footwork needs improvement

[buoyant finch]

decent

[tough ingot]

And their extra confident after beating Madrid to win the league so they might score more

[minor gulch]

Barca gonna win this game

[neat niche]

Lol

[uneven nova]

i’d hope so

[neat niche]

I have only carbonized water for match lol

[royal leaf]

@silent halo cortes debut?

[hot quartz]

Yes

[neat niche]

@silent halo why #1344705063829901413 stopped functioning a long time ago

[hot quartz]

Ask laporta

[royal leaf]

He's left footed isn't he

[hot quartz]

@silent halo join vc

[viral cargo]

ngl barca loses 1-2

[uncut hound]

lewandowskI AUUU

Lewadnwoowski or ToresS?

[viral cargo]

entire team hungover how do they win this

[smoky summit]

4 minutes

VISCA BARCA Y VISCA CATALUNYA!!!

[uncut hound]

Lewandowski or tores?

[smoky summit]

1 minute...

[uncut hound]

Does anyone want a free stream of the match?

[azure badger]

i lowk need one

[smoky summit]

you have?

[arctic sable]

Yeah

[uncut hound]

yech wbsite

[smoky summit]

what website

[uncut hound]

dm

[tribal remnant]

did this chat always have slowmode whattt

[smoky summit]

idk

[smoky summit]

im good

[warm bramble]

Lewa is starting

[uncut hound]

YYEEE

POLAND IS BEST STRIKER

[smoky summit]

u have stream website?

[uncut hound]

private message send you

[smoky summit]

send

[uncut hound]

sended

[smoky summit]

you didnt send

[uncut hound]

say . my dm

you

[fair sequoia]

i need match 🙁

[twin mantle]

Looking good so far

[waxen sun]

2-0

Man city

[smoky summit]

it's barca's half for sure

[uncut hound]

dm i send link

[steady oracle]

Yess

[cloud pivot]

Vamos Barçaaaaa

[reef quiver]

i feel bad for ronny

[uncut hound]

Wojciech Szesny in 1 ?

[warm axle]

What the score

[uncut hound]

0;0

[warm axle]

Aight

[mossy inlet]

W poland

[uncut hound]

YEEECH

POLANDO SKURWYSYNYY

[mossy inlet]

Polska gurom

[uncut hound]

REEL

[mossy inlet]

🇵🇱

[viral cargo]

nothing happening this game

[mossy inlet]

🇵🇱

[uncut hound]

LEWA CAPITAN

[noble dust]

Anyone having Matchlink ??

[sage roost]

Bruh roonys not selected for wc

Feel bad for him

[grave nova]

POLSKA GUROM!!!

[bronze berry]

Casado is doing good suprising

[uncut hound]

noooo

[tribal remnant]

bro 💀

[bitter rain]

em how tf…

[open flint]

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

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[tiny jasper]

hell naw

[silent halo]

Because Barça One sadly closed down 🕊️

[tribal remnant]

they playing half drunk bro

[floral hatch]

How we losing

[tribal remnant]

C team is playing

i feel like our other players r still hungover

szczesny is starting

[steel monolith]

no worries
this match is Barca B vs Alaves A

flick's test match

[potent cloak]

If Flick want to win to get 100point he will

[urban dagger]

get pedri on and cancelo

[steel monolith]

but he needs players list

for next month world cup and next season

[open flint]

FutBot

Alaves - FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona dominated possession with 72.1%, showcasing their style of play effectively. Despite having a lower expected goals rate and fewer shots on target compared to Alavés, their pass accuracy at 90.18% highlights their precise build-up. However, they need to convert their chances into goals to capitalize on their control of the match.

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[lofty rapids]

wait the game was today?

[tribal remnant]

prob both passed out sleeping rn

[lofty rapids]

why tf are we losing

[tribal remnant]

wait why is joan garcia benched

[wheat heath]

rested

[tribal remnant]

our good players are on bench

[open flint]

FutBot

Alaves - FC Barcelona

In this match, Alavés had an expected goals (xG) of 0.57 from 7 shots, translating to 1 goal, while FC Barcelona recorded an xG of 0.51 with 6 shots but failed to score. These numbers illustrate the crucial difference in finishing efficiency, highlighting opportunities yet to be capitalized on for FC Barcelona.

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[neat niche]

Unfortunate

[wheat heath]

we already won the league bro 😭

[steel monolith]

if flick add main players in ramaining time, we will win

[tribal remnant]

flick was talking bout some 100 points

[urban dagger]

we play too slow and also they scored a scrappy set piece goal

[lofty rapids]

why

[spring thicket]

🙏🏿

[tribal remnant]

dude shouldve just played la masia for starting 11

[tribal remnant]

bc we beat vardrid and won the league

[steel monolith]

right, we should understand flick and good players

[midnight kindle]

Hi

[wheat heath]

this is also good for youngsters like cortes to gain experience

[tribal remnant]

we shouldve started that one kid that scored a hattrick as striker for today

lineup shouldve been filled with la masia kids bro im telling u

[viral cargo]

was this guy aware that his entire team is hungover

[trail viper]

Lets get 100 points

[tribal remnant]

bro was prob bsing ngl 😭

[viral cargo]

100 points not happening bro

ferran maybe scores before the game ends after getting subbed in

[steel monolith]

I agree

flick is clever coach
ofc barca victory is very important, but young players and other players need the experience, and it's good opportunity

[open flint]

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

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[torpid vessel]

We will win Dw

Need that 100 points

[steel monolith]

I hope young players victory

[viral cargo]

🤣

[steel monolith]

it'll very important victory in remaining matches

[torpid vessel]

??

[viral cargo]

100 points aint happening bro do you see how they're playing

[torpid vessel]

I m not able to watch the match rn My network is very bad rn 🥀

[steel monolith]

no we can win and get 100 points

[royal dock]

0 shots on target is diabolical

Flick without good players is pretty trash

[viral cargo]

🙂‍↔️

flick slander when they already won the league

[cyan locust]

Inhabitual Evolution to find solutions on the pitch for the Blaugranas #LaLigaEASports #ALAFCB

[split jasper]

Gang why are we losing

[obsidian laurel]

1-0😭

[devout flicker]

we believe in barca visca barca visca cataluna

[hollow inlet]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard lol

[umbral dune]

BRO

[past lance]

who cares we alr won the league

[tiny jasper]

brkk

what is happeningg we need 100 points

[analog yew]

I wanted a centurion season 😞

[royal dock]

0 shots on target still

[obtuse helm]

Hello culers

[obtuse helm]

Ye we do

[tame dust]

Say me if your watch on ESPN deportes

[barren lion]

No more centurion😔

[modest raptor]

GETAFE GAME HAS MORE GOALS THAN OUR GAME TODAY HOWWWW

[full aurora]

We could have gotten 100 points but they decided to give a free win

[sterile pine]

how is Barca gonna go from beating Madrid 2-0 and winning the league to losing to Alaves🫩

[modest raptor]

Everyone is probs js tired after the party

[full aurora]

cuz we won the league, not all the starting players are in this game

[floral hatch]

Son

[analog yew]

We were playing our b team I think

[steel monolith]

100 points are important, but player and next season are very important

[trail viper]

So we just throw away the 100 points like that

[dense island]

Robbery at its finest

[sterile pine]

ig bro

[analog yew]

Tragic

[steel monolith]

good match

[dense island]

lol

[sterile pine]

hey guys at least we might win the league three times in a row🥹

[steel monolith]

right!

wait for world cup and next season!

I hope Spain win in world cup

[tiny jasper]

alaves survive to see another day in laliga

[wheat heath]

aye at least we helped alaves out of relegation

[tiny jasper]

lmao

[wheat heath]

they will give us 3 points next szn trust

[bitter rain]

bru what happened i didn’t even watch the match 😭

[steel monolith]

alaves rank changes?

[obtuse breach]

we humble af

[quick harbor]

[open flint]

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona dominated possession with 77.20%, showcasing their control over the game. Despite this, they struggled to convert opportunities, managing just 8 shots but failing to score. Alavés had 6 corners and a decent pass accuracy of 58.95%. The match highlighted FC Barcelona's need to capitalize on their possessions and finishing in crucial moments.

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[unborn wadi]

🤣

[unborn wadi]

Nah just rotating players

Yk hangover

[leaden fox]

lewy mehn🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[crystal canopy]

No centurions. 😔

[leaden fox]

good thing he’s leaving

[dusk stirrup]

Nos faltaron 7 goles.

[open flint]

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

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Alaves - FC Barcelona

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[unique delta]

.

[honest wadi]

honestly vro what is lewandowski supposed to do 😭

yall lewa haters gotta go

if we had haaland,alvarez,osimhen the result would be the same and im like 100 percent sure of it

the whole team played mid, literally creatin no chances just passing and possesion passing possesion

some long shots tries and besides that no danger

but yall still find a way to blame lewandowski like he is the problem

[steel monolith]

lewandowski is great striker
it's not his mistake

[viral cargo]

he was too hungry for that farewell goal

[honest wadi]

i mean the guy is blaming him for some reason

[steel monolith]

we should provide him and support

[honest wadi]

i hate the fact that people wanted someone like gyokeres or sum and u can now see how that guy is doin at arsenal

[steel monolith]

but we need alvarez

[honest wadi]

whatever vro

i think alvarez wont help us at all

[steel monolith]

ofc

anyway it's dream

[honest wadi]

it is for sure

[steel monolith]

he is very expensive

[bitter rain]

lmao

[honest wadi]

btw im not sayin lewandowski was any good in this match im just sayin that sayin sh like that is crazy

no other attacker was any good in this game

and u expect the striker whos in the middle being marked by 4 men to do good

[idle blaze]

Bro why peoples are blaming lewa for everything 🥀

[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Betis

:blue_circle: :red_circle: FC Barcelona vs Real Betis :blue_circle: :red_circle:
A thrilling clash today as FC Barcelona faces Real Betis in La Liga! This match not only holds importance in the league standings but is also a chance for a stunning performance on home turf. Let’s see if the magic of the Catalan giants can outshine their rivals once again!

:jigsaw: Competition
La Liga

:pencil: Match Details
:calendar: Date: May 17, 2026
:clock9: Time: 21:15
:pushpin: Location: Spotify Camp Nou

Bring your passion and energy to the stands—let's support the team and create an unforgettable atmosphere! 💙❤️

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FC Barcelona - Betis

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[silent halo]

<@&1120585775638130809> Are you guys ready for Lewy's last match at Spotify Camp Nou? Because I'm not 🥲

[umbral venture]

Nah

[pallid spindle]

no

[narrow temple]

No

[mighty fossil]

Games gone

[sage roost]

VISCAA BARCAA

[north shadow]

no

[grizzled cobalt]

no

[tribal remnant]

nahhh bro

[fathom hawk]

no 😭

[rain portal]

.

[brave bone]

Me neither

[worthy shadow]

No

[sharp saddle]

no

[whole wave]

I’m sad

[topaz yew]

Im ready, this guy washed af

[stuck bluff]

nahhh

[strong sundial]

NO ONE IS

[cerulean gate]

hell no bro

[sacred elk]

hell naw

[restive bloom]

No😔

[plain hinge]

How could anyone even be ready for taht

[safe karma]

whyyy

[rotund agate]

i hope this game last more than 90 minutes

[brave bone]

Barca legend right guys

[stone obsidian]

no

[gray sphinx]

Lewa leaving?

[sharp saddle]

bro

[cursive yarrow]

Barça

[sonic vine]

No Lee

[craggy dagger]

no

[spice wigeon]

Visca Catalunya

[wanton terrace]

We arę not

[limpid monolith]

💔

[pale cedar]

no

[red iron]

I DONT WANT LEWY TO LEAVE

[cerulean gate]

what team is he going to

[hard ferry]

please never leave lewa!!

[worthy ether]

:C

[sonic vine]

Lewe

[indigo plank]

u should join Barça Hub

[steady path]

No never

[runic falcon]

nooo

[pulsar hamlet]

Nope😭🫡🐐

[ocean coral]

hell nah

[worthy shadow]

The edits are gonna make me feel even worse

[shell plover]

Lewaaa no estoy listo

[tender timber]

Bro stop 😭💔

[strange ether]

Def no.

[wanton terrace]

Lewa dont leave us

[unique delta]

NOOOOO

[stone obsidian]

the man who joined in the dark and left in the light

[languid hollow]

no the f we're not

[pale cedar]

nooo

[hard ferry]

please REDUCE YOUR SALARY LEWAA PLEASEE

[plain hinge]

Wish we could've given him a UCL tho

[pallid ruin]

VISCA BARCA

[red iron]

he left a prime bayern for broken barca

[elfin condor]

PLEASE NO LEWAAAAA

[whole wave]

I am

[narrow temple]

Lewa we will miss u

[past turret]

Im sad beacuse hes leaving

[elfin condor]

PLEASEE NO

[vale trail]

lewalewalewalewa score

[abstract widget]

Nah its sad af he is my fav player

[brave bone]

Lewa is bad

[silent halo]

yes 🥲

[upper cloak]

im supposed to be watching lewa's last game but instead im in the er cuz of appendicitis

[open arrow]

no

[pastel junco]

I’m gonna cry 🥺

[dull grove]

Yall think rashford and jao will be signed?

[gray sphinx]

Nooooooo

[spiral meadow]

Man i’m going to miss lewa

[sacred swallow]

Who’s even ready

[wanton terrace]

Lewa legend

[sacred swallow]

😭😭💔💔💔

[open arrow]

grrrrrrr

[pale cedar]

def rashford

[sacred swallow]

Genuinely abt to off myself

[red iron]

i want lewa to stay

[narrow temple]

LEWAAA PLEASE STAY FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[iron rivet]

Naaa

[plain hinge]

Probably. Rashfords likely the best free kick taker we got

[hot quail]

Lewandowski farewell on my birthday, suckss

[gleaming bay]

I'm from Poland 🇵🇱 He is my goat

[sonic vine]

Bro he left prime Bayern just for his dream club

[gray sphinx]

Rash is fire bro

[whole wave]

Happy bday

[vale trail]

lewa will unfortunately have to take his leave. Farewell RL9.

[pale cedar]

yeah

[viral cargo]

mind you we still dont have a replacement

[sacred swallow]

Rashford 100%

[wanton terrace]

Lewa goat

[sacred elk]

same bro

[sonic vine]

@sonic vine true

[unborn wadi]

Well it's sad but a great goodbye victory as well in store for us

[red iron]

lewa stay

[strong sundial]

GUYS TYPE ❤️ FOR LEAWAS LAST MATCH AT THE CAMP NOU

[gray sphinx]

Asllani maybe

[upper cloak]

lewa 5 goals today

[narrow temple]

LEWA HATTRICK

[wanton terrace]

Lewa hat trick

[pale cedar]

his freekicks rn are crazy

[narrow temple]

[vale trail]

guys who do we even have to replace lewalewalewalewa

[rough pike]

no😭😭

[gray sphinx]

Fr

[plain hinge]

Ferran..

[silent halo]

agree

[gleaming bay]

Siema

[neat niche]

in 9 minutes 👀

[pale cedar]

lewa brace

[narrow temple]

Ferran? nah .. maybe someone else

[viral cargo]

extend rasheed loan

sign joao

[vale trail]

that shark? we need a striker

[rough pike]

heeeej

[unborn wadi]

You don't replace legends like that.

[gray sphinx]

Asllani we should sign

[unborn wadi]

Just you will need to buy new strikers

[viral cargo]

its looking like pedro

[vagrant heath]

Hes been on good form

[viral cargo]

seems like the alvarez negotiations just fell out

[vale trail]

yeah

[potent carbon]

Siema

[vagrant heath]

We are not affording Julian

[unborn wadi]

Had a horrible game vs man city btw he is not worth 100 mil

[plain hinge]

I mean we'd have to manage until we sign a new now..

[narrow temple]

Maybe stealing mbappé and get him prime lmqo

[obsidian bough]

Joao Pedro would never go to Barca

[pale cedar]

ngl rashford is doing better than joao

[gleaming bay]

Elo Polacy 🇵🇱

[sonic vine]

Bro he left prime Bayern for Barca and it is a big farewell

[viral cargo]

joao pedro is lowkey inconsistent but he can always rotate with ferran

[amber vortex]

I m from 🇵🇱 Lewa is goat

[plain hinge]

Like ATM would give Julian..

[vale trail]

or just develop strikers for lewalewa

[vagrant heath]

True

[vale trail]

same siema

[rough pike]

polska gurom always🤜🏻🤛🏻

[pale cedar]

he left prime bayern for barca

[vast ibex]

siema 🇵🇱

[steady path]

Since there is so much youth talent i think baraç should look for a youth striker

[pale cedar]

yeah

[vagrant heath]

gonna take time

[viral cargo]

cant be wasting more years waiting for talent to come

[gleaming bay]

Kto jest z Polski to emotka 🇵🇱

[gray sphinx]

Prime Bayern for debt barca

[gleaming bay]

🇵🇱

[pale cedar]

yeah

[half spade]

Whyyy

[vast ibex]

smutny czas nadchodzi :c

[viral cargo]

barca needs to sign good talent now and win ucl they are very close to being serious contenders

[half spade]

[amber vortex]

Siema Polacy 🇵🇱

[light tangle]

George Mikautadze?

[pale cedar]

then lewa and others helped

[civic pebble]

😭 😭 😭

[viral cargo]

if summer transfers go well barca could win next ucl

[pale cedar]

maybe

[forest trout]

HELL NAHHHH

[pale cedar]

yeah

[forest trout]

😭 😭 😭 😭

[vale trail]

JESZCE POLSKA NIE ZGINELA 🇵🇱

[gleaming bay]

🇵🇱

[gray sphinx]

How did we lose to haram ball in ucl bro

[pale cedar]

true

[steady path]

Just like vini barça should take the youth players and train them until there r ballondor nominees

[rough pike]

🤜🏻🤛🏻

[amber vortex]

Szkoda że Lewandowski odchodzi

[pale cedar]

lewy gotta get a brace

[vagrant heath]

Lookman

[vast ibex]

barca ath have egipt tallent

[vale trail]

atletico is the club we were allergic to this season

[light tangle]

There's also Lookman. He could come more cheaper than Alvarez

[amber vortex]

🇵🇱

[plain hinge]

We were unlucky and the ref hated us

[tribal remnant]

we're gonna get a chelsea reject and WE are gonna love him

[gray sphinx]

Btw bayern vs psg rigged hella

[vagrant heath]

Remember wh.en Olmo go.t pushed twice in the bo.x and ref did nothing?

[pale cedar]

fr

[neat niche]

refs*

[plain hinge]

Sorry mb

[gleaming bay]

We must buy Pedro

[vast ibex]

naaaa to much money 100mil its to much

[tribal remnant]

ngl UCL is scripted asf bro

[gray sphinx]

Porro?

[plain hinge]

Thought U was talking about pedri..

[pale cedar]

sign rashford

[vagrant heath]

I dont even know who I want to win in the UCL ngl

[light tangle]

Joao Pedro

[neat niche]

np, this seemed a lil rude, i am just reminding that both refs where so bad.

[tribal remnant]

30 g/a in a banter club like chelsea for 100m is too much?

[steady path]

Guys who should baça replace lewa

[vale trail]

GUYS LET'S SIGN CRISTIANO RONALDO AS OUR STRIKER TRUST FRFR

[lost vessel]

🤜🏻🤛🏻

[plain hinge]

Yea. The Bayern PSG match was rigged too

[vale trail]

oops wrong reply btw

[merry coral]

Js get Alvarez or let Rashford step in

[gray sphinx]

Id rather have arsenal win cus psg stole luis and dembele

[gleaming bay]

Joao Pedro

[tribal remnant]

imo if he can play that good with cole palmer and garnacho as his teammates then he must be decent bro 😭

[tribal remnant]

id rather play with 10 players

[pale cedar]

rashford if we buy

[lost vessel]

Guy who just lost a trophy in a farmers league?

[pale cedar]

maybe

[tribal remnant]

cristiano even in his prime i would never accept in barca

[plain hinge]

So true

[vale trail]

yeah same

[neat niche]

i was supporting bayern

[tribal remnant]

even if he got a time machine rn

and became his prime self

[viral cargo]

wasnt even haram just bad ref calls

[plain hinge]

Me too,.

[vale trail]

WRONG REPLY AGAIN

[tribal remnant]

never bro

[vast ibex]

to much money from barca, barca no have money

[pale cedar]

yeah

[vale trail]

yeah same

[merry coral]

Js grab Alvarez atp

[gray sphinx]

Haram

[tribal remnant]

bro we have money we cant just spend as much

[light tangle]

I would take Vlahovic or Lookman. They would be more cheaper

[pale cedar]

who would we sell

[tribal remnant]

we're not gonna go bankrupt just bc we bought joao pedro bro

[lost vessel]

Oshimen better

[amber vortex]

🤜🤛 🇵🇱 9️⃣

[pale cedar]

to buy rashford

[viral cargo]

😂

[merry coral]

Yeah but he ain't leaving Gala

[tribal remnant]

never bro he'll turn us into vardrid

and hes expensive asf

[viral cargo]

i dont think barca is buying rashford ngl

[vale trail]

tbf Lookman or Rashford can be ST

[merry coral]

And no he ain't better actually

[viral cargo]

not now anyways

[tribal remnant]

gala would overprice him for like 150m

[tribal remnant]

RASHFORD?

[gray sphinx]

Guys lets sign ney

[neat niche]

and just like with barca-vartletico and barca-inter varinazionale, they were 1 goal short

[vagrant heath]

every option is expensive atp

[tribal remnant]

HELLL NOOO

[pale cedar]

but then who would replace lewy

[stark zinc]

... Ty lewa

[plain hinge]

Rashford is SUCH a good player wdym..

[tribal remnant]

dude joao pedro is worth it

[lost vessel]

Ney at the9

[olive cedar]

We should sign Alvarez

[jagged crest]

No

[vast ibex]

hm meaby its true but i see take a barca ath sign egipt tallent

[gray sphinx]

Yea

[pale cedar]

then it would prolly be a sub player

[steady path]

I think joae pedro should be replaced for lewa

[light tangle]

They can sign him' if he lowers his wages

[tribal remnant]

30 g/a in chelsea would be like 50 g/a in barca

[merry coral]

Js signed for Chelsea and is unrealistic

[tribal remnant]

NEVER

[pale cedar]

yeah

[viral cargo]

barca needs to get that loan extension so rashford can have another season to improve but its not happening

[gray sphinx]

False 9? Can playmake

[mortal moon]

Ayy goated pfp

[light tangle]

We don't have 175 Mil

[tribal remnant]

he can wear a barca jersey again by buying one off amazon

[vagrant heath]

Yamal feeding Joao Pedro would be crazy

[tribal remnant]

preciate it twin

[tribal remnant]

thats what im saying

[pale cedar]

too much

[tribal remnant]

and therye saying 100m is too much for him

[lost vessel]

Yamal feeding any recent good 9 is free eats

[steady path]

I think joae pedro should be replaced for lewa

[north phoenix]

NO IM NOT IM GONNA CRY que miras bobo IM CRYING

[tribal remnant]

dont forget hes 1y into an 8 year contract

[merry coral]

Get Igor Thiago

Pure Number 9

[gray sphinx]

Chris wood