#⚽︱matchday-chat
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Joan Got a cramp it’s good guys dw
I think gavi
then who is?
No
raya and unai i think
Why did Joan get subbed
calf cramp
🥹
Looks muscular
Unai is buns
and remeiro
Were cooked
YALL IMA SUB IN FOR JOAN GARCA, MY NAME IS SZCZESNY
Joan got a cramp i can tell
1 more goal
its just a cramp bro he'll be back by the quarters
Why is Newcastle trying to play well they are losing by alot
Honestly, here for it
for the fans ig
atleast they went out fighting
For the fans
yea they did
Yeah wouldnt you be trying to at least fight for whats left
Yep
Was worried when it was 2-2
And yeah, Tek didn’t do anything during this match—just smoked. Hahaha
someone took a shot
They think they can remontada in 6vmun
Lmao bro
lamine
Madrid fans are bots
ohh
Im a Madridista but im never hanging out there bro
LMAOOO
Genuinely annoying people
BRO THEY FELL FOR OBCIOUS BAIT
LOOK AT THE SERBER
i tuned in at like 38min and was like
why is it 2-2 are we focused on drawing them?
then the lamine penalty happened then ig newcastle morale started dropping
LMFOAOOOOO
yup
pls we need 10 goals
Classic 15 ucl mention bro
People in chat saying ferran just scored, is that true?
Yall remember when it was 4-3
really?
nope
idk tho
We are NOT all like that 💔
Idk check #💬︱chat
Ferran goal was offside i think
Lmfaooooo look at ramsey bro
Pretty sure
And yeah, Tek didn’t do anything during this match—just smoked. Hahaha
Still want it to be 8-2
GUYS LAPORTA SCOREDDDD
yea
yes
lmfao
VISCA BARCA

GUYS PELE JUST SCORED
Do it bro
bro its the same madrid that controls their media tightly
You don’t
Im crine
Yo what language are yalls commentator speaking rn
PELE WITH A GOLASO 8-2
ido
Damn
Spanish
ingrish
Arabic
Mine is speaking in "Barca love" language
English
what happend with arjuno
Same
Irish.
Arabic
❤️ 🩵
ayo is that on the temple??
serbian
Arabic
or the cheek?
Arabic
What tv channel yall watching on?
Tek is cooking
Kounde looks like Stevie Wonder.
H
Didn't want to hear the English nor Spanish one
araujo doesnt seem good
sub him out and let him rest
One more
English is probably worst language
I SCORED
Yes
WE WIN THESEEEEE
FT
omg araujo scored a bic kick
LFGGGGGGG
I wish i watched it from the beginning
Hell yeah
Nice from the refs.
WE WIN THESE
LETS GOO
I just scored a bike
gg
Lfg lfg lfggggg
LFGGGG
What tv channel yall watching on?
OMG WHAT A GOAL FROM EPSTIEN, IM GONNA MAKE SURE TO GO TO THE ISLAND LATER TODAY
NIICEE
W refs
what a game
we losing players left right and center now
im pirating lol
💀
WHAT A MATCH MY DAY IS MADE
Ggs Epstien scored a hattrick
no extra time?
Bro
Lolololololololololooo Barça
ggs
Ggs OJ Simpson scored a header
I pray that Joan Garcia injury isn’t bad
vamosssss
🙂
Szczęsny MVP
so
7-2 lmfaooo
I love my team
no extra time?
let's actually vote him lmao
SSOO HAPPY RN NO WAY
yo they almost game back guys 🥶🥶
and i hope that headshot isnt too serious on araujo
It was 7-2
Refs wanted the game to end as soon as possible
Word
why add to the humiliation man Newcastle couldnt do anything
No point continuing
yeah
Is there a game
ref saved newcastle from the 8-2
Why humiliate them more
Ty
TWIN TOWERS GOT A HAT TRICK
WOAHHH
tek mvp
Vamosssss
THEY BANNED ME LMFAOOOOOOO

MADRID SERVER
Szczęsny GOAT 100% successful interventions and a clean sheet
I MODMAILED THEM
@dense flame VISCA BARCA 😭😭😭
we may be cooked the Joan injury looked serious
no, you kidding
NOOO
Nahhh why u gotta ruin the mood 😭
and dont have ter stegen
Bro hollon
yo guys i got newcastle today wbu
yea
Cant he recover before the quarter
goodnight culers
hope you all have the best sleep tn gang
VISCA EL BARCA💙❤️
is he still at girona
ggs barca mogs
Goodnight bro
yeah, i think hes injured
i hope spurs come back bro pls xavi simons do sm, i dont wanna face atletico
What a game 😭
im sorry but i dont think spurs can do anything
arent they at home
spurs are genuinely dead
GGS
yeah but theres no hope
cmon spurs
vamossss visca barcaaaa
we all support spurs now guys
One moment of silence for Tottenham Hotspurs....
Whole of prem is dead
yessirrr onto the quarter finals
this is official server of spurs lets go spurs
Vamosss
give the ballondor to araujo
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good morning culers
<@&1120585775638130809> last game before the international break! 
ya
Yessir
oh yeah i forgot about that
yeeeeeee
OK

yessir
Yess...
visca el barca

I am feeling Lewandowski's hat trick today
visca barcaaaa
Okkkk
VISCA BARCA VISCA CATALUNIA
Visca Barca !
VISCA BARCA💙❤️
i am feeling a brace
raphaaaaaaa will score 💙❤️
BARCA FOREVER
i think we winning 4-1
WIN LOSE OR TIE, BARCELONA TILL I DIE
if we keep the same form from ucl we wil win 10-0
Raphinha goat
I feel that Barça will cook something
Viscal Barca and Forca Barca
NEYMAR_JR
Goatphinha
3-0 W
when does the game start
yesssrirrr
In his prime
In 18 minutes
MSN
ty
i m gay
Yagami backwards
🥀
top 10 respect moments
Dms
Hallo 🔥🔥🔥
No.
wdym no 😭😭
hello brother
Olleh
Rayo will be frustrating to breakdown but the win should come eh
I say 2-0
🔥
Easy win for Barça no upset no nothing today.
It's home game and players are in form after the 7-2 Victory
Anyways imma go watch the match cya
Alr cya
iniesta is watching
hi guys
What’s Up
HOLY JOAN SAVE
Good Save by Joan Garcia
yeah joan saving us already
Almost a terrible start for 
what's your guys' prediction
fairs
our highline is so cooked
same 😭
9-3 
Bruh the defender completely missed the ball and stopped it with hand
what is with Lamine and his backheels.
nice araujo
wtf already a yellow
i predict 3-1 for barca
either 1-0 for rayo or 6-0 for barca
probably
highly undeserved.
? Deserve one
close one
nooo
Bro
WTF RAPHA
He is having a bad day
damn araujo is pretty good
bro was just a mistake chill
How do u miss that
Already 3 or 4 mistakes
raphi 😭😭
He also suspended for next game
not yellow card btw
everyone is making mistakes
i think theyre still tired from the newcastle game
yeah
Fermin so tuff
yooo penalty
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno
pen for sure
its kinda soft imo
it blocks his path
nah its not
How is that not a penalty
and the foot is way to up
he literally blocked him
joan garcia pls get up
Nah joan
cigar guy is crazy
If it was madrid it would've been instant penalty
💀
true
true
aight maybe i WAS wrong
Var didn't care at all wow
fr
no yyellow tho i guess so
is garcia hurt?
my commentators talking about some "this is not a foul"
why is tek wearing gloves
yeah the knee problem
he shd just rest atp 😭😭
HOLY
100%
SO CLOSE
huh im delayed
What a save
i think they need to make tek ready whit pierogi and cigars before putting him on
does spain have any games in the intl break?
damm insane pass from lamine
yea some friendlies i think
bro De La feunte will injure all our players
i hope lewa scores today
yeah they have two friendlies, one against serbia and the other against egypt
Bernal sold
barca players should NOT go for spain duty before facing haramball thrice
who do you guys pefer lewa or feran
YO IS THAT INIESTA
LETS GOOOOOOOO
yea he is on the field
omg
ARAUJOOOO
Cmoooon
gol yes !
Goal
1-0 Ronald Araujo scored VAMOS
cancelo assist YAY
damn im lowk in the future
ARAUJO GOAT
no foul there
I NEVER DOUBTED HIM
pls dont say goal again im delayed
WELCOME BACK RONALDDD
RONALDO ARAUJO
YESSS GET HIS STOCKS UP
Goal
COME ON
Araujo needed this goal
Araujo crazy
i feel its gonna be way more ez to make actions after the goal
The girl beside iniesta is she his daughter or smth
Plastic fans cry
plastic?
Araujo scored a header just like the old days🥹🥹
yeah the ones who hate araujo
BRO
yea cuz rayo gotta open up now
YELLOW FOR YAMAL
oh
nice both wingers are on a yellow
hmm lemme see this
Is Araujo lwk back
nah thats a foul
That dribbling
maybe not yellow
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delayed
i think rasford or rony got to come on
why not both
Bruh
i want both to regain form
Soft fouls
two much qaulty loss
fr
you can keep pedri on the pitch tho
bro thats not a yellow?
Only yellows for barca they have orders
no gifs damm
HOLY WHAT A SHOT
Wow
rapha took that personal
AWWWWWWWWW RAPHA
what a save
Bar
from the rayo keeper
araujo has no link up play tho, and i can still see hes got poor ball control
Huge deflection
u can still see the clear difference between araujo and kounde
imagane 2020 lewa at barca
Damn cubarsi
YESSSS CUBARSI
goal?
the defense was pretty solid
nah good challenge thats all
penbappe would have nightmares
we would be favorites for UCL instantly
okok
LaLiga refs 💸💸💸
fr
wtf was that shot
wasnt a dive
ehhhh i dunno man
He hit him but since he didnt give the yamal one
its like the yamal foul
nah if the yamal one wasnt a foul then thats not one either
He shouldn't give this one
brotha just jumped at fermin at this point
Lmao what was that
nah
he might score
lmao might is an overstatement
i still trust el tiburon
the sardine?
💔
i think we should give the ultras more seats
ratiu is so good 💔
not raphas game
cancelo gotta chill
lmfao nah i love this pressure
with this ref he will get a yellow
true
whos been the motm in the first for me its pedri
i swear to god the refs in laliga are just random people they find on the street
i would say cancelo
another corner
LMFAO newcastle are losing rn
Hansi looking like what the h was that
lowk araujo has been solid
In attack araujo in defense araujo in LB araujo in RB Araujo in sky araujo in the ground araujo in throw in Araujo in Corner kick araujo EVERYEHERE ARAUJO
What you guys though on the first half🤔
Thats why we don't hate and love specified players separately, we need to see the potential everyone has
araujo has made a better match than lewandoski and raphinha
araujo
the one who has hated inclusive just for entering the match
real madrid better
Okay☺️
FC Barcelona dominated possession with 64.9%, showcasing their control over the match. They registered 5 corners and an impressive 89.78% pass accuracy, creating 1.06 expected goals. In contrast, Rayo managed 35.1% possession, 3 corners, and only 2 shots, highlighting FC Barcelona's offensive superiority with 4 shots on target leading to 1 goal.
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rage baiting
i think as culer we need to criticate when a player is doing bad, but most importantly support him with all the heart if he is doing good
Hope you guys doin good again ATM tonight ☺️
imo fermin isn't talked about enough
In this thrilling encounter, the cumulative Expected Goals (xG) reveals that FC Barcelona's offensive efforts produced an xG of 1.06 from 9 shots, resulting in 1 goal. Meanwhile, Rayo, with a tight defense, recorded an xG of 0.997 from just 2 shots, unable to find the back of the net.
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and araujo regaining his form
Araujo playing well.
we sure are
Very well.
yes
Bro Fermin. 🤩
hidden gem bro 👊
get rashy on man screw it
I said it before he deserves the ballondor
true😭
glazing
Honestly.
No wonder why araujo performs in mid games
joking🥀
rashford deserves more playing time
ehhh i dunno
U guys wanna hear a araujo joke?
yea i knew but he's been better than his previous season
kinda been stinking up a bit
bro no
he didn’t have much playtime
we shouldn't exhaust raphinha that much
true yeah
U guys wanna hear a solid araujo joke?
no.
i really think raphinha should be rested now for CL games and important league games
Try once
he should start for CL games and important league games
and rashy should be started
in mid table teams
I will say he had a bad 1st half. That means he needs rest idk
i mean he did get injured
Okay time to tell my araujo joke
just say it bro
and that's precisely why he should not be exhausted for minor games and should be rested
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I see why araujo lacks brain cells coz he is always kicking things with his head ☠️
No ragebaiting
Just a joke
damn that’s it?
mid
Yea
2/10
1/10
say it niger
it's a country btw
don't cancel me
some are
fairs
Is this a cheat code?
yes
When 2nd half starting?
uhhhh
after 15 mins obv
fotmob says 2 minutes
when I want to
2 minutes and it starts
guys
Still 15 min left?
no
Are you a new fan?
No
he's been here since 2019
Dumb i watch ft from website
He just baiting then huh
unc
why dont u got a sub? or are they too expensive
It takes time to load so
Nahh save money when u can watch it for free
BARCA IN THE TUNNEL 🗣️
if you'd gift me, i would gladly take that heavenly blessing of yours.
uhh no risk of leaks or breaches on your computer, no delay, and better quality
uhhh whartchu want, do u want espn or....?
espn good
ferran is in
I can watch premiere league for free coz my sim card company give me free sub for that
GET UR STOCKS UP
😔
i got one after like 2 years or so, you should be fine
bruh
i dm
you smh
i saw tek warming up
btw which website you watch from
At the 80th minute.
Bro wants sauce
Cant say
leaking websites is a reason for bans apparently so
alr
fermins breaking legs
wait my net issue i didn't notice half time ended
joann
rashy DADDY STARTTT
pls be subbed on
i will
gift 10 pounds
lmfao isi
¿Cuánto espacio hay vacío ahora?
i dmed you smh
w mans i saw it
How many scores?
hehe
#💬︱chat-español
you like it?
he's goated
bad day for rapha
rapha man
Why?
WHOS DOWN
fermin
raphinha is getting stretched thin too much
aw thats fermin
7 G/A in the last two games.
please man
I not see the match,what happend?
too much overload on him that's why
that's why they need to start rashford in smaller matches
he prob gonna be subbed on
Why rashford not play anymore
hope gavi gets subbed
same reason you didnt see ferran the last two matches prolly
both are on poor form
Rash isn't even playing that poor.
even as a culer gavi is overrated asf
He's making creative plays and assists.
hasnt had a G/A in his last 5 i dont think
ferran misses more than Nunes
rashy hasnt had a G/A since beginning of feb against albacete
he didn't even play much
He hasn't even played either though in a while.
luis suarez MIGHT thrive in the current barcelona from sporting lisbon
bro he's just gonna be like victor grociers
true, good point but i seen him start for like 60 or 70 or 90 minutes and he doesnt do anything
Oh he had fitness issues.
portugese league anyone can seem like prime ronaldo
🤣
fair
see now THIS is when i wish we had that version of joao felix in 2024
ITS A FACTTTTT
hows that a foul on fermin
Wth is this ref dude
?????? why is that a foul
dumb ref
he's dumb
Robbing us since 1st half
HOLY
btw guys prediction for atletico madrid vs real madrid match?
ferran back to missing
3-1 real madrid, simeone said hed rotate the squad
his usual
2-0 atletico
just like he always did our little misser
well he is facing barca 3 times
fermin man come on
we ain't capitalising on shots
fermin i beg
and missing targets
we should rotate too
I BELIEVE
we are facing atleti 3 times in 4 matches
i think simeone will keep important players rested to CL matches against barca as they have no shot in the league.
o my Lord what a save joan garcia
it will be difficult for us to play on home against atletico
although they also gotta think about the cup match afterwards
JOANN
man spurs saved atletico
WHAT A SAVE
joan is a fkin karate master
otherwise we would've played on home in the 1st and 2nd leg
joan is the great wall of china
joan is so class i love him
gerard martin good clearance
Joan is the most smart signing deco made
joan could save the world from an asteroid
JOANN
if it were ter stegen we would've been losing
garcia is the goat
even a single pass makes him world class man
Joan Garcia my motm
I cant explain how much I love joan garcia
thats a yellow for sure
Rayo just fouling everyone bro
anyone excited for man city vs arsenal
imma be at work so
man city pls save football
someone employed
Yea i want city to win tho
everyone even united fans want them to win
yessir
Real
everyone wants to see arsenal bottle the league
game is gone
I wanna see it happen but its jsut not gonna tho
agreed, that includes me as well
i want arsenal and man city to lose all the games they have left and united win the league
olmo another miss MAN COME ON
CLOSE
am changing my motm to garcia
aww rapha
We missing so many chances we gotta lock in
ye
The effect of ferran torres 🔥🔥
it might be locked in at 1-0
Maybe
2-0 at most
ferran isnt so ahh anymore
failed backheel too
We might score at the last min
fym
he is doing something now
Wtf was that
he's atrocious
he failed a backheel and cant figure out where to run lmao
I WANT MY SHARK BACK 🦈🦈🦈
ferran is gone tbh
ye
Why is rayo such a difficult match brother
it isn't
aw yellow cubarsi
Kinda is tbh
we aren't taking our chances too well
I mean yea
we have been dominating them otherwise
True
guys it's wraps i gtg
cya gng
we stuck in 1-0
Im watching the whole 90 cuz i got nothing else to do
ayo flick been getting skinnier lowkey
Ferran effect im telling you
what happened
tf happened
No idea
tf is this
Might be that lamine tackle
huh
who died
bruh someone brought in a whistle
lol
Lol
thats why they stopped the match 💔
Games gone
U understood spanish?
hungarian commentator understood it
bro GET RASHY AND ROONY ON
Ok
GET YAMAL AND RAPHA SOME REST MAN
Fr man I've been begging for them
they cant affect the game with less than ten minutes
U never know
yamal and rapha havent been at their best
araujo as our only goalscorer is crazy btw
for what was that lobg stop
wtf was that
someone brought in a whistle
💀
gerard martin man
Brother
RASHFORD ON
joan so good
i used to pray for times like these
predictions for carabao cup?
3-2 man city
BRO OMG
rapha gonna get another yellow bruh
WTFFF
BRUH!!!!
yamal lowkey cheeks today
Why rashford? Play Roony.
What is flick doing bruv
DAMMMN
Madre mia
.
i hope man city kills arsenal today
i guess I get muted cause I said goal hansi flick but whenever others were doingg it they got nothing
nice
RAYO LOL
ref touched the ball
even hansi knows
ref probably wants to get executed
YO
ref cannot find da big whistle or something??
bro that foul gave me flashbacks
dont remind me man
idek how the ref went blind
from that match
clearly foul “nobody saw it”
Bros whistle should be confiscated
but atleast marciniak cant officiate any matches for a long time now
BRO
YO YELLOW
another foul
F RAYO
baldie gonna turn red like a tomato
simeone will sacrifice the league game
The same guy
PEDRI
wow
Rashford needs a trim
PEDRI
Fouling EVERYONE
simeone gotta win today for us
he will rotate most likely
YOOOO
JOAN HAVE MY KIDS VRO
ESPART IS COMING ON
we waned pacifico not espart
get pacifico on at this rate
whys a right back going left back
BRO WHAT
xavi just play for 1 minute
ANOTHER CORNER
joan could save the titanic
😂
Real
HOW MANY MINUTES ADDED ON??
6
aint no way
holy rashford
cuz some idiot brought in a whistle
bro just end the match 🥀🥀
istg this dude cant run anymore
THIS REF IS SO BAD HES DEFINITELY PAID
holy ferran
ferran again
ferran is pressing
pressing what the post button on instagram after a match
at least hes doing what rashy cant
the hell
this dude really dribbled for 20 seconds inside the box
pls sell ferran torres to german 9th amateur disabled league
fr
hes gonna miss the flight
linesmen gotta be blind
yo end the match ref
YOURE FRESH
ref should spare rayo end the match out of mercy
ref, just blow the whistle
FERRAN WTF ARE YOU DOING
FERRAN GETTING STUCK IN HIS OWN FEET BRUH
FERRAN STRAIGHT UP TANGLED HIMSELF UP
joan garcia motm
at least we still have winstreak