⚽︱matchday-chat

[coral swan]

Yamal winning the DIOR YO

Yamal 1 dior at 19

[vale crane]

in a couple of years if Yamal keeps this it might be time for the False 9 treatment

[kind owl]

Top contender for sure

[bronze pecan]

I love argetina but we all know spain wining it

[honest vapor]

rapha js kissed eric 😭✌️

[trim cipher]

I personally rep Argentina

[sand oracle]

Wisdom has been chasing u but u were always faster

[upbeat sequoia]

@soft turtle

[coral swan]

YO chat imagine if yamal wins the dior and does the y que fue dance thingy YO

[trim cipher]

Makes sense

[honest vapor]

ooked like that

[coral swan]

YO chat imagine if yamal wins the dior and does the y que fue dance thingy YO

[bronze pecan]

Eric garcia and martin pmo

[honest vapor]

peak shi

[neon quail]

im js gonna be supporting both
argentina have some fire jerseys might have to work extra hours to save up for it

[upbeat sequoia]

@soft turtle

[trim cipher]

They should've tried a more neutral ground though

[true hemlock]

france attack deadly ngl

[coral swan]

YAMAL OR RAPHINHA

say yamal chag

[sand oracle]

Ngl i think this year Yamal deserves the ballon d or if he keeps his performance up

[coral swan]

Yes

Alr bro

No more rb

Doué winning the dior

[trim cipher]

Raphinha

[sand oracle]

NO

[north swift]

Lol araujo fake pass

[true hemlock]

argentina, spain, france and my country south africa got that

[coral swan]

💀

[storm crest]

Bros rooting for everyone

Whoever wins

[coral swan]

Don't even joke lad

[wispy pilot]

Eric was subbed off wdym?

[true hemlock]

if he wins ucl with consistent perfomances with laliga and world cup in the bag yes

[kind owl]

Damn alot of Argentinians

[storm crest]

Yall just like talking bro

[true hemlock]

atp yes

[sand oracle]

I only support argentina for the wc. Would've supported brazil if neymar was in the squad

[true hemlock]

real they were good first half

[neon quail]

"my favourite team is whoever is on the top of the league
it was madrid until they fumbled and now im a culer"

[bronze pecan]

Ik but not only this game i dont like how they play

[sand oracle]

🥀

[storm crest]

That’s genuinely some people I know’s mentality

[wispy pilot]

WHAT? You dont like how martin and eric play? Are you kidding me?

[true hemlock]

the goals they scored was due to highline, bcz they have quick attackers too

[kind owl]

Will i get flamed here if i said i want Portugal to have it

[sand oracle]

Xd

[sinful dust]

*speed holding laughter

[wispy pilot]

They are the most reliable in defense rn

[true hemlock]

very much bro

[bronze pecan]

Too carless

[kind owl]

Damn

[true hemlock]

who?

[storm crest]

They could win

[wispy pilot]

Eric and martin

Gerard

[sand oracle]

I wouldn't. They have a strong side and is a favorite for this year

[kind owl]

I really hope so

[true hemlock]

not saying they bad and they wont win but people wouldnt take it as a joke

[quartz raft]

they js gotta bench cr7

[true hemlock]

ye true

[sand oracle]

Fr

[wispy pilot]

Mind you eric garcia has almost covered every position and has not once failed

[crystal hatch]

his ego wont allow it

[kind owl]

Im not even joking man

[vale crane]

Eric maybe Martin heck no

[lone spade]

Ngl but I kinda feel like Barca should have gone for Luis Diaz instead of Rashford

[wispy pilot]

Idk how is bro saying they are too careless

[neon quail]

is this what they call larping?

[opaque root]

GAVI PEDRI GAVI PEDRI

[true hemlock]

with or without tbf, portugal is not soley reliant on ronaldo

[true hemlock]

thats crazy

[wispy pilot]

Pedri is on mark today

[vale crane]

he could be a great super sub

[quartz raft]

ay would i get flamed if said yuta isn’t a fruad

[vale crane]

he showed his stuff in NL

[sand oracle]

Yea they actually have a strong side. Ronaldo isn't carrying them or smth

[wispy pilot]

Four players on his back as soon as the ball was on him

[opaque root]

ofc he is danger

[wispy pilot]

Yes

[reef quiver]

park the bus

[wispy pilot]

Anyways they will figure something out

[wispy pilot]

Yeah tbh

[vale crane]

Ronaldo isn't even carrying Al Nassr so

[opaque root]

why so tight

[wispy pilot]

Just one more goal

[neon quail]

after the stupid crap he said on the podcast, i dont want portugal to win js because of that 😭

[sand oracle]

Facts bro

[vale crane]

Yamal with the moves zamn

[opaque root]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[sand oracle]

🥀

[vale crane]

fair

[kind owl]

I mean he has the most goals but we’re playing very good without him recently

[vale crane]

I can't imagine a guy more self obsessed

[runic comet]

newcastle is tight at the back

[wispy pilot]

You’re right

[quartz raft]

me

[runic comet]

one more goal and we sorted though

[sand oracle]

Waiting for Messi's 900th goal🥀🥹

[runic comet]

there we go

done

[ionic marten]

i would like ronaldo if he didn't have a ego ngl

[runic comet]

FERMINNNN. LOPEZZSZZ

HE SCORESSSS

[vale crane]

isn't Joao Felix like the second coming of Maradona now apparently

[unkempt fjord]

FERRMINNNN

[vale crane]

in that league

[runic comet]

ITS 5-3

[sand oracle]

Bro took a rest off instead going to score that goal

[unkempt fjord]

FERRRMINNNN

[ionic marten]

zlatans ego is funny though

[runic comet]

GUYSSS

[wispy pilot]

Elanga bro

[tidal dust]

Goal 4-2 Fermin Lopez scored VAMOS YES

[normal ravine]

FERMINN

[storm crest]

FERMINN

[runic comet]

VAMOSSS

[sand oracle]

FERMINNNN

[crystal hatch]

i love fermin

[neon quail]

i mean thats what makes ronaldo yk ronaldo
but to me lah i think there is a limit

[runic comet]

MARISA BRO FERMIN SCOREDDDDD

[hard plaza]

FERMINNN

[honest vapor]

FERMINATOR

[opaque root]

y arent the marking properly

[wispy pilot]

WTFFF

[urban inlet]

MY GOAT FERMIN

[drifting quail]

WHATTT A RUUUUUN

[vale crane]

fermin scored?

[wispy pilot]

Vamoss

[kind owl]

LMAOO if he havent ghosted for 5 games before that then sure

[tacit olive]

FERMINNN

[compact star]

Man
I
Love
Fermin

[neon quail]

BRAH
fermin scored and my stream is still loading in 😭

[ionic marten]

i mean zlatan also has a ego but lowkey his ego is funny but ronaldo pushes the limits sometimes

[crystal hatch]

yes

[dusty quiver]

PERFECT 2ND HALF

[runic comet]

WHAT A BEAUTYY

[wispy pilot]

😭😭

[kind owl]

A GOAL ALREADY??

[quasi solar]

4-2?

[wispy pilot]

IKRRR

[runic comet]

Second half FC

[drifting quail]

@short imp TALK NOW

[umbral venture]

Gaolllll

[vale crane]

shout out to @short imp who said Fermin shoots and prays

[wispy pilot]

In love with fermin man

[opaque root]

soooooooooooooooooooooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[neon quail]

zlatan is self aware and he plays along with the joke
i think thats what makes it endearing

[storm crest]

THIS IS OUR HALF

[runic comet]

we need to lock in for quarters tho😭😭🙏

[vale crane]

that was a better run than any of our strikers have put down

[atomic flume]

hello guys….

[umbral venture]

Fr

[kind owl]

Idek why im surprised this is Barca on the camp nou

[runic comet]

all of us
fermin putting bigger numbers un lesser minutes than tappingham

[ionic marten]

hi likely spammer

[compact star]

What a pass from rapha

[crystal hatch]

😭

[wispy pilot]

Tappingham😭😭😭

[paper compass]

FERMINNNNNNN

[wispy pilot]

Lets gooo

[atomic flume]

likely spammer is crazy

[urban inlet]

Fermin hat trick wasnt a fluke

[runic comet]

it is what it is bro😭

[drifting quail]

check his tag 😭😭✌️✌️

[ionic marten]

well i mean hes not wrong all of his goals are mainly tapins

[atomic flume]

idk why discord does that sometimes

[wispy pilot]

We need to lock in for quaters 😭

[kind owl]

The other chat is so chaotic and its not even the matchday one

[opaque root]

fermine is kinda HOT

[atomic flume]

check ur team’s pens

[ionic marten]

💀

[runic comet]

thats literally what i said but youre absolutely right

[vale crane]

ye it's flagging you as a spammer for me aswell

[compact star]

talking about pens is crazy work.

[drifting quail]

penalty fc talking

[wispy pilot]

I did not read sorry mb😭

[neon quail]

dm fermin on instagram
i believe in you

[runic comet]

all good

[ionic marten]

check mbappe's amount of pens

[crystal hatch]

only reason they close in the league lmaooo

[vale crane]

what did Fermin just take

[atomic flume]

extra time until barca gets penalty

[vale crane]

he's on steroids

[drifting quail]

hahaha

[wispy pilot]

Tbh away fans are so much better in chants than home

[knotty osprey]

chat what do we think of quarters against atleti??

[runic comet]

guys the amount of corners we got, arsenal wouldve put 6 by now

[atomic flume]

yall would be 2:2 withiut pens

[opaque root]

pen?

[compact star]

everyone's hearts.

[wispy pilot]

We need to cook atm

[drifting quail]

foul was made on the 3rd minute of injury time pal

[runic comet]

we need to smoke atm

[vale crane]

ainnoway Newcastle defender's actually acting injured for tackling Fermin

[drifting quail]

watch the game

[vale crane]

lmfao

[wispy pilot]

Deadass

[obtuse girder]

GUYS GUYS IMPORTANT QUESTION

ARE WE CHEATIFN THE GAME?

OR IS IT LEGAL SO FAR

[wispy pilot]

Bro this tonali

[normal ravine]

Newcastle arent keeping up the pressure bro i wonder why they're slowing down

[vale crane]

what kinda question is that

[runic comet]

legal so far

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/legal-is-that-legal-is-this-legal-nate-gunray-star-wars-gif-12192777

[obtuse girder]

ok good good

[neon dock]

again???

[obtuse girder]

I don’t wanna cheat my way

[wispy pilot]

Because she pressed too bad in the first half

[obtuse girder]

Through a win

[neon dock]

lewaaaaa

[knotty osprey]

hopeful of that only if we have a 2nd leg home game

[runic comet]

BROOOO

LEWAN

[neon dock]

goalllll

[runic comet]

OUT OF NOWHERE

[atomic flume]

CHEATING!

[normal ravine]

AGAIN

[crystal hatch]

we dont wear white

[runic comet]

WTFFFF

[normal ravine]

UNC

[runic comet]

LEWANDOWSKIIIO

BROOOOO

[wispy pilot]

WHATTTT

[storm crest]

LEWAAA

[runic comet]

GUYSSSSSS

[wispy pilot]

IM BEHIND

[storm crest]

LEWAAA

[wispy pilot]

VAMOS😭

[runic comet]

MARISAAA AND GANG

LEWANDOWSKIIIIIII

[vale crane]

wait WHAT

[tidal dust]

Goal 5-2 Lewandowski scored VAMOS YES 👏🏽

[topaz skiff]

lewangoalski nearing 800 goals

[runic comet]

HOLY

[topaz skiff]

lewangoalski nearing 800 goals

[remote sorrel]

UNC

[vale crane]

WE SCORE AGAIN?

[remote sorrel]

LESS GOO

[opaque root]

5-2

[runic comet]

ALL OF THEM HAVING REDEMPTION ARCS

[normal ravine]

UNC

[vale crane]

FROM 2-2 TO 5-2

[storm crest]

VISCA BARCA

[vale crane]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[umbral venture]

Barcaaaaaaa

[wispy pilot]

Man ima cry😭

[neon dock]

gg good morning and good night everyone

[umbral venture]

Barcaaaaa

[compact star]

The only thing I dont like about this goal, is that Lewa is going to hide this stinker with that goal.

[umbral venture]

Barcaaaaaaa

[kind owl]

YOOOOOO

[wispy pilot]

Barca is so back?

[runic comet]

WE WILL SMOKE ATLETI

[tacit olive]

LEWAAAAAAAAAAA

[kind owl]

WE’RE SO BACKKK

[kind owl]

“We” 😭😭

[vale crane]

check them for doping

[wispy pilot]

Visca barca

[rain seal]

UNC

[unkempt fjord]

LEWYYY

[violet flax]

SET PIECE FC

[vale crane]

barca players took some stuff

[knotty osprey]

we'll find out in quarters ig. also, do we have 2nd leg home game at quarters?

[royal leaf]

Where the new castle fans at

[violet flax]

LETS GOOO

[royal leaf]

VAMOSS

[abstract kindle]

OMGGGG WERE SO BACKK

[ionic marten]

LEWAAAA

[agile oasis]

LEWAAAAANDOWSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[wispy pilot]

I think the second leg is home

[compact star]

What does Flick do at half-time?

[abstract kindle]

LEWAAAAAAA

[runic comet]

VISCA BARXA

[ionic marten]

I HAVE LEWANGOALSKI ON MY FC MOBILE ACCOUNT

[neon quail]

there are newcastle fans....?

[normal ravine]

SCORE A 6th COME ON

[runic comet]

he feeds our players something

[vale crane]

turned from a tense shuffle to a whopping real quick

[runic comet]

fs fs fs

[rocky jacinth]

LEWAAAA

[crystal hatch]

😭

[vale crane]

watch this be 8-2

[runic comet]

y visca catalunia

[royal leaf]

They have been ragebaiting and trolling us for a good few days now

[rocky jacinth]

I wasnt even paying attention

[runic comet]

chats theres no way we bottle this do we?

[crystal hatch]

shhhh

[rocky jacinth]

def not

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/it-can-gif-8612830890219566902

[runic comet]

YES

NO

I MEAN

[vale crane]

coughs in Roma and Liverpool

[runic comet]

visca barca

[sand oracle]

Real madrid fans in disguise of Newcastle fans prolly

[crystal hatch]

ptsd

[runic comet]

post traumatic stress disorder

[vale crane]

like how did we choke against Roma with prime Messi 😭

[neon quail]

the brits are kinda obnoxious with the our physical league is better than your technical football
so im not surprised they have been trolling, it is the only prem team thats not arsenal putting up a decent fight

[clear gorge]

VAMOSS

[rocky jacinth]

what a slide by cubarsi

[runic comet]

@wispy pilot u asked for 1 we got 2 💯💯

[opaque root]

tht was close joan garcia

[rocky jacinth]

im watching while typing

[craggy canyon]

YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

[sand oracle]

It's what makes football peak. Anyone can win

[obtuse girder]

We are so damn back

I love this

[ionic marten]

guys what if neymar stayed in barca for longer

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/weareback-wereback-wearebackbaby-hangover-the-gif-18475016

[ionic marten]

do you think we wouldve won more champions leagues

[sand oracle]

🥹😭

[vale crane]

anyone except Barca in the CL 😭

[sand oracle]

Yes

[obtuse girder]

IM SO SAD I HAD WORK FOR THIS MANE 😭😭😭

[sand oracle]

🥀

[vale crane]

absolutely

[hard plaza]

Lets go 5-2

[wispy pilot]

😭 i know right

[rare night]

Remember me the guy from spain

[vale crane]

hot take Messi is very overrated as a big game player

[obtuse girder]

HAHA SAME SCORELINE AGAUSNT SEVILLA LMFAO

[storm crest]

We’re so good bro

[kind owl]

Your pfp is frying me

[storm crest]

But Araujo has to go

[rocky jacinth]

what yall think final score will be

[crystal hatch]

L rage bait

[storm crest]

And lewandowski

[wispy pilot]

Im glad lewa scored

[storm crest]

I’m not switching up

[neon quail]

idk but i feel like our financial status woulda been better
we wouldnt be throwing money on 3 different players that didnt work for us to replace neymar

[obtuse girder]

Lmfao Ty ty

[runic comet]

same he needed a redemption gol

[wispy pilot]

Yesss exactly

[compact star]

Buenos dias miguel. como estas? bien? claro que si! you soy fantastico. que pasa?

[vale crane]

people act like he's the best big game player fyi

[obtuse girder]

Aw wait

Wait

[rocky jacinth]

tbh araujo is locked in rn

[obtuse girder]

Was the pen a pen

[storm crest]

LMAOO

BRO

[runic comet]

cold take ur ragebaiting all if us

[obtuse girder]

Or was it a dive

[neon dock]

gg

[rare night]

We would have won 3-4 more ucls

[bright merlin]

ALL OUR ATTACKERS SCORED ALONG WITH BERNAL!!!

[runic comet]

ITS A 6TH

[unkempt fjord]

UNCCCCCC

[storm crest]

LEWA

[neon dock]

lewaaaaaa

[runic comet]

GUYSSSSS

[rare night]

6-2

[runic comet]

LEWAAAA

BRACE

[compact star]

Pen.

[runic comet]

LEWA BRACE

[wispy pilot]

WTFFF

[runic comet]

LMEQAAAAA

DHAKWKWOKWKW

[rocky jacinth]

no way???

[runic comet]

VANOSSSS

[normal ravine]

LEWAA

[unkempt fjord]

WHERE LAMINE HATERS AT

[normal ravine]

LEWAA

[wispy pilot]

😭😭😭😭

[normal ravine]

UNC

[runic comet]

AOMFJEIW

[normal ravine]

UNC

[runic comet]

OH MY GOD

[tidal dust]

Goal 6-2 Lewandowski Brace 😦

[normal ravine]

COME ON UNC

[runic comet]

MY CLUB

[wispy pilot]

VAMOSSS

[rocky jacinth]

IM NOT ON THAT PART YET

[normal ravine]

STOP PLAYIN

[runic comet]

I LOVE MY CLUBBB

WHAT A GOALLLL

[neon dock]

seriously what did flick feed these guys

[unkempt fjord]

FORZA BARCA 💙❤️

[tidal dust]

YES VAMOS

[kind owl]

Im cryibg bro Barca really was toying with them

[umbral venture]

Cmon

[somber leaf]

90 minutes at camp nou is different

[urban inlet]

tears of joy man

[crystal hatch]

we are slamming holy

[rocky jacinth]

AHHHHHH

LEWA MY GOAT

[remote sorrel]

UNCCC

[abstract kindle]

Omgg

[somber leaf]

UNC

[unkempt fjord]

I PRAYED FOR THIS AND IT HAPPENED

[obtuse girder]

I NEVER EVER WANNA SEE FERRAN AGAIN

NEVER AGAIN

[abstract kindle]

Unc is getting better and better

[obtuse girder]

FERRAN TORRES

[rocky jacinth]

SINLENCE THE HATERS

[tacit olive]

LEWANDOWSKI

[obtuse girder]

GET OUT

LEWA BACK IN FORM

[rugged glen]

W

[normal ravine]

THEY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF NGL 😂 😂 😂

[rugged glen]

W

W

W

W

[neon quail]

WAIT WAIT WAIT
LEWA HAVE A CHANCE TO BE THE FEW PLAYERS TO SCORE A HAT TRICK IN UCL

[opaque root]

wht are u doin

[bright hollow]

ok, lewa scorded 2, ferran when gonna learn to score?

[rugged glen]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[wispy pilot]

WHAT A STRIKE THOUGH

[dusty quiver]

straight BTA

[vale crane]

6-2 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wispy pilot]

IN LOVE

[vale crane]

I LOVE YAMALL

[storm crest]

What’s their defense doing that pass could’ve been intercepted easily

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO 1-1 DRAW AINT SCARE US

[unkempt fjord]

Lewa hatty
Cmon

[runic comet]

What an assist by Lamine

[bright merlin]

8-2 coming

[rocky jacinth]

VISCA BARCA 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[compact star]

yep. He silenced me.

[royal leaf]

No actually castle fans

[rocky jacinth]

WE BOUTA 8-2

[runic comet]

man i love barca

[rugged glen]

they are getting cookeddd

[short imp]

i left for 20 minutes and they scored 3 wth

[obtuse girder]

Wait huh

How’s pedri

[runic comet]

Man i so love barca

[sand quiver]

8-2

[wide wadi]

Oh my god

[obtuse girder]

Fotmob says he’s having a stinker

[final ridge]

Gg

[somber leaf]

8-2 might be coming

[wide wadi]

we are so good

[neon quail]

1 MORE GOAL LEWA

[sand oracle]

Wow never knew they had fans

[neon dock]

sub rash in atp

[obtuse girder]

Fotmob says pedri is having a stinker

Is that true

?

[short imp]

kinda

[rocky jacinth]

10-2 TRUST ME

[runic comet]

hes just back from injury

[sand oracle]

That's barca for u

[unkempt fjord]

GEUINELY
SHOOT NUKES

[runic comet]

let him relaz

[flint skiff]

hope so

[obtuse girder]

Tbf he wasn’t needed

So we take it

[somber leaf]

We're toying with them

[unkempt fjord]

Didnt have the ball a lot

[runic comet]

Rashy will shoot hydrogen bombs

[flint skiff]

fr

[modern steeple]

I'm so pissed that Belgium doesn't stream this game for free but will stream Liverpool vs Gala

[bronze crater]

9-3 agg coming

[obtuse girder]

Ah ok ok, but how’s Bernal?

[neon dock]

oh no lewa..

[rare night]

Hola, estoy bien y feliz porque probablemente el Barça va a ganar, quiero decir, 6-2, no hay manera de que remontada.

[obtuse girder]

Besides the goal

[short imp]

fr lmao

[unkempt fjord]

Brilliant

[short imp]

ye

[runic comet]

Bernal is brilliant

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/it-can-gif-8612830890219566902

[obtuse girder]

Thank God

[sand oracle]

Second half fc for real

[obtuse girder]

We needed it

[rocky jacinth]

lewa hatrick Bernal hatrick lamine hatrick raphy hatrick

[royal leaf]

Well I partly would agree barca has struggled against the PHYSICALITY of the prem and castle strikers are fast but at our best they are no match not rn and 7-3 I'm sure they'll shut it now

[obtuse girder]

Did we actually scam a pen or was it fair

Like was it a dive

[rocky jacinth]

bro

[short imp]

ye lmao we transformed

[unkempt fjord]

Fair

[wispy pilot]

Nah idts it was a pen

[rare night]

My catalan is better than my Spanish btw

[rocky jacinth]

he was holding him

[compact star]

You know...what I said was just a line from the office....

[vale crane]

fair

[obtuse girder]

Ah ok good I gotta go back and watch

[short imp]

was a clear pen and could’ve been a red

[somber leaf]

Please make it 8-2 so the prem can get it twice in 2 days

[wispy pilot]

Yep

[cyan pecan]

Lewa wants to make it 8-2 for some reason

[sand oracle]

Frfr🗣️

[runic comet]

no it was a clear clear pen

[cyan pecan]

😭

[obtuse girder]

Oh DAMN ok then

[opaque root]

they never coming back from ts

[rocky jacinth]

watch madrid fans say its rigged

[kind owl]

LMAOOOO

[obtuse girder]

Also compared to last week

[neon dock]

esparttt

[runic comet]

10-2

[obtuse girder]

How are Barca this week

[kind owl]

Prem are frauds

[wispy pilot]

You sure? I mean rapha was pulled and not pushed

[compact star]

GET ROONY IN.

[sand oracle]

Unc want to prove why he is still the goat🗣️

[vale crane]

tbf those are very standard Spanish greetings

[short imp]

second half playing like 08-09 barca

[rare night]

My Spanish is kinda bad

[short imp]

first half playing like 2022 barca

[vale crane]

nah Yamal's hit that flow state

[neon quail]

fair nuff but always trust in spanish football to work magic

[compact star]

Evidently better than mine.

[rocky jacinth]

LEWA FINNA RUN BACK 5 GOALS

[wispy pilot]

Nice pfp bro

[runic comet]

Guys super sub ferran

[sand oracle]

We need lewa hattrick frfr

[runic comet]

on the move

[cloud heron]

vica barca

[opaque root]

fr

[short imp]

super sub for what

[compact star]

Roony can play other positions. I just wanna see my swedish boy.

[runic comet]

rashy also ready

[obtuse girder]

I’m confused

What happened

[runic comet]

for scoring 10

[short imp]

he’s syrian

[neon dock]

get ferran in

[obtuse girder]

How has this scoreline happened?

[rare night]

😁

[vale crane]

the only sub he'd be good at is Subway

[obtuse girder]

Are they THAT tired from the Chelsea game?

[neon quail]

if valverde can do it, i believe a trad striker like lewa can do it too

[sleek frigate]

o was away not even like 15 mins and I come back w 6-2

[cyan pecan]

Same thing

[wispy pilot]

What position does xavi espart play?

[trim cipher]

I was surpised when I saw it

[rocky jacinth]

messi super sub scored 5

[compact star]

Cheers mate. Someone called me mr yeeter...so I had to change.

[neon dock]

rb

[short imp]

ferran even missed doing his hair so he just spawned gel

[sand oracle]

Yes. He will assist Newcastle on making that 20mins remontada

[compact star]

Cant he be both?

[obtuse girder]

WAIT GERARD MALDINI GOT AN ASSIST????

[trim cipher]

I'm at work and can't watch the game, but im following via google

[obtuse girder]

WHAT

[opaque root]

the post was unlucky thts y

[neon dock]

for bernal yes

[short imp]

ye ig

[rocky jacinth]

ferminnnn

[short imp]

ferran even missed doing his hair so he just spawned gel

[hard plaza]

What's the score?

[obtuse girder]

6-2

[rocky jacinth]

6-2

[obtuse girder]

lol

[short imp]

7-3 on aggregate

[obtuse girder]

7-3 agg

[compact star]

Espart! and EL TIBURON!

[topaz skiff]

W CANCELO ILY

[hard plaza]

God damn

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-torres-barcelona-scream-if-you-love-gif-8218807613013868686

[short imp]

lmao

[storm crest]

Ferran bro

💔💔

[rare night]

Visca barça

[hard plaza]

Ain't no one screaming

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO FERRAN

[neon quail]

WHAT LEWA OUT/??

[vale crane]

haters are so salty on the stream lmfaoooooooooooo

[obtuse girder]

REMONTADA INCOMING

[compact star]

I am.

[rare night]

Xavi espart is on

[obtuse girder]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[short imp]

hey no ferran will always be loved

[obtuse girder]

REMONTASA NEWCASTLE

[vale crane]

BRO WHY

[hard plaza]

If anything people are whispering

[runic comet]

no stop

[obtuse girder]

GET READY

[storm crest]

I’m good off that bro

[vale crane]

GET OUT FERRAN

[runic comet]

he is gonna score 2 more dw

[rocky jacinth]

NO FERRAN GONNA SCORE OWN GOALS

[rare night]

Get out of here

[neon quail]

bruh no hatty for lewa </3 rip

[kind owl]

Send Ferran to the saudi league

[obtuse girder]

Aight ma fault

[rocky jacinth]

FERRAN GONNA SCORE FIVE OG

[short imp]

if y’all genuinely hate on ferran y’all aren’t real barca fans

[compact star]

I love Ferran and his handsome face.

[somber leaf]

Please make it 8-2

[runic comet]

we need a raphinha brace as well

[rare night]

Imagine he misses goals but doesn't miss own goals

[hard plaza]

What minute is it?

[dire latch]

new castle is so sorry bro 😭

[cyan pecan]

What if Ferran is gonna be Joselu 2.0 we never know

[runic comet]

68 almost

[sand oracle]

Ferran coming is not bad gng. Since we are winning if he plays now he can get some confidence he lost from prev matches back. Smart move from flick

[short imp]

it’s 2026 istg

[rocky jacinth]

I love olmo

[compact star]

68th.

[short imp]

ye

[cloud heron]

its 67 min

[hard plaza]

The minute inside the match

[rare night]

7-2 my prediction actually maybe 8-3 or 9-3

[urban cradle]

Que wey

[somber leaf]

We have time

[sand oracle]

😭

[storm crest]

Xavi espart in tho

[reef quiver]

We should have scored more than 6 goals if Ferran hadn't been there

[runic comet]

on agg they already have 3

[rare night]

Kounde looks so funny

[hard plaza]

My prediction on aggregate is 8-2

[rocky jacinth]

hi kounde

[storm crest]

Anything but actually dressing

[rare night]

I know

[vale crane]

low cortisol ragebait

[storm crest]

Calm down bro

[neon quail]

he is the new araujo

[cloud heron]

barca still cook

[urban cradle]

New castles ain't coming back bro💔

Barcelona is goated

[rare night]

Exactly

[glad scroll]

I'm gonna win my bet

[wispy pilot]

Ohh you must’ve kept the same one as yeeter, no worries cool pfp

[glad scroll]

I made a bet with my friend

Lol

[rocky jacinth]

whats barcas biggest win since 2000?

[open spear]

I would be sad if that happens

[wispy pilot]

Aahh okayy subbed off jao

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO LOOK AT LEWIS HALLS FOTMOB RATING

4.7 WITH AN ASSISY

[vale crane]

8-0 almeria iirc

[somber leaf]

I don't think flick is telling the team to stop attacking
He wants that 8-2

[kind owl]

WHY did your friend bet on Newcastle out of ANYONE

[hard plaza]

My friend is in school live streaming the game to me on a call lol

[rare night]

Bro yamals celebration dance

[compact star]

I had that Messirve one for years...

[sand oracle]

Brain transplanted somewhere🥀

[runic comet]

Yeee

[rocky jacinth]

MY FREIND BET 100 ON NEWCASTLE I JS REMEMBERED IMA CALL HIM

[compact star]

thats a bit harsh.

[kind owl]

And on the camp nou too

[neon quail]

i think against psg 2019?

[rare night]

Go berna

[open spear]

Thats just too much to bet ngl

[kind owl]

Brain undetected bro

[somber leaf]

90 fells long at the camp nou

[reef quiver]

We should have scored more than 6 goals if Ferran hadn't been there

[runic comet]

gng if i change my pfp to a barca player who shd it be?

[rare night]

Anotha gol

[vale crane]

I love how Newcastle are tryna park the bus 4 goals down

[neon quail]

honestly my ball knowledge isnt that deep

[compact star]

Pedri. no doubt.

[vale crane]

lmfaoo

[rare night]

Feels*

[hard plaza]

7-1 against Rayo Vallencio January 25th 2025

[rocky jacinth]

Marc bernal

[vale crane]

ratio

[storm crest]

I feel bad for the Newcastle fans that travelled to Barcelona

[open spear]

Yeah the 10k of them

[somber leaf]

Thx for the correction 😅

[obtuse girder]

BARCELONA SHOULD WEAR THE DOWN SYNDROME KITS EVERY MATCHDAY WHOS WITH ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[kind owl]

Real 💔

[rocky jacinth]

my streams lagging whats happining

[compact star]

Nah. They get to experience real non-enlish football

[rare night]

Raphinha pedri or yamal barças current best players

[cloud heron]

yea bro 💔

[neon quail]

hey atleast they get to experience food with actual flavours and seasonings

[storm crest]

English football is so boring

[compact star]

Eric Garcia.

[wispy pilot]

Ahhh okayy

[urban cradle]

Fr bro💔

[runic comet]

I love Rapha

so maybe him?

[urban cradle]

Raphinha

[runic comet]

no hate to others tho ofc theyre worldclass

[vale crane]

Joan

[rocky jacinth]

city versus madrid was a snooze fest bro

[kind owl]

I just wish LaLiga had better and harder competition

[rare night]

17k ppl 10k at Stadium abd 7k fans with no tickets thinking they are beating us

[vale crane]

he saves us every game

[violet flax]

GOALL

[open spear]

yup

[somber leaf]

True
I will never go back to England solely because of the food

[placid imp]

camp nou the slotter house is backk

[runic comet]

he saves the world from world war 3

[unkempt fjord]

RAPHAAAA

[cloud heron]

7-2

[runic comet]

GOALSZZOOO

GOLAZOOOO

[wispy pilot]

Someone here said Eric and Gerard are too careless? Like bro they are the most reliable this season

[runic comet]

RAPHIHNAAAA

[neon dock]

wtf....

[wispy pilot]

😭

[rare night]

7-2 got a notification

[cloud heron]

that's crazyyyy

[rocky jacinth]

7-2??????

[vale crane]

are we fr lmaoooooooooooo

[neon quail]

hey, dont talk down on the prem like that. Atleast they dont cut Corners

[neon dock]

new castle gave up dawg

[vale crane]

this actually boutta be 8-2

[storm crest]

RAPHINHAAA

[unkempt fjord]

HELL YEAH

[kind owl]

RAPHINHAAAAA

[rocky jacinth]

NO WAY ITS 7-2

[compact star]

Finally. Prem fans can be quiet

[unkempt fjord]

MY CAPITANA

[umbral venture]

Cmoonnnnn

[placid imp]

rafa.... playing well in ucl

[open spear]

LES GOOOOO

[wide wadi]

OMG

[tidal dust]

Goal 7-2 Raphinha brace What is Going On at Camp Nou?

[rocky jacinth]

GO

YESSSS

[normal ravine]

YO THIS IS GONNA BE LIKE 9-2 😭

[somber leaf]

The prem finna get 8-2 twice in 2 days

[neon quail]

the recent prem match i watch was chelsea vs arsenal
literally 100% of the goals was scored from corners

[wispy pilot]

City fans already calmed down lol

[compact star]

Why did we start trying after half time

[placid imp]

bro pls 8-2 ..lets get rid of the history

[unkempt fjord]

LMAOO

[rocky jacinth]

RAPHINHA THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

[obtuse girder]

AHAHAHA

[rain seal]

RAPHA

[cyan pecan]

OMG 7-2 OMG

[bitter rain]

this game is making my day better

[obtuse girder]

LMFAO WORSE SCORELINE THAN SEVILLA

[open spear]

This is the barca we need

[solemn river]

Omggggg

[obtuse girder]

THESE MAN DOMT EVEN REACH SEVILLA

LMFAO

[runic comet]

YESSSSS

[short imp]

lmao

[final ridge]

Ffs

[unkempt fjord]

GONNA GO TO BED WITH A BLOWN SMILE

[solemn river]

ROAD TO QUARTERRR

[placid imp]

their GK is so badddd

[rare night]

Me thinking during the goal kick raphinha would recreate his header goal vs benfica

[wispy pilot]

Okay now tbh they should just stop scoring

[runic comet]

@wispy pilot asked for 1 they gave us 3

[final ridge]

Can't be bothered with this

[wispy pilot]

😭😭 wrong ping

[neon dock]

the new castle defenders plays like our defenders..

[final ridge]

You can have the win

Well done ig

[normal ravine]

Newcastle looks like they dont even wanna play anymore end the game 😂 😂

[unkempt fjord]

I say keep them coming

[cunning carbon]

So this is how bayern felt winning 8-2 ?

[runic comet]

yeh i figured😭

[compact star]

Blow the whistle ref. Have mercy for Newcastle

[wispy pilot]

They should stop scoring now, looks disrespectful tbh

[rose acorn]

Please make it 8-2

[royal leaf]

Ive seen enough bring me assna

[runic comet]

no we need to score 10

[obtuse girder]

Hell no I wanna see the no mercy rule

[somber leaf]

Nahhhh

[reef quiver]

no

[wispy pilot]

No worries 😭

[rare night]

If i was Newcastle coach o would js forfeit

[runic comet]

we deserve it

[obtuse girder]

I wanna see the game end early with no extras time

[bitter rain]

real

[obtuse girder]

Let it happen

[solemn river]

I was thinking same😂😂😂

[vale crane]

beautiful assist by Newcastle player

[urban inlet]

tell bayern that back then

[somber leaf]

I wanna see 8-2

[compact star]

I want to have some time before the womens game.

[neon quail]

hey atleast the barca yt channel have alot of highlight clips

[neon dock]

just sub the whole U20 barca team in atp

[reef quiver]

yes, same like that

[obtuse girder]

When is women’s game?

[wispy pilot]

They should maintain this play style please

[unkempt fjord]

True

[obtuse girder]

And what streaming service

[rocky jacinth]

RAPHY IS THE REASON IM HERE TODAY

[kind owl]

Would be a fun watch

[cunning carbon]

If i was newcastle i would just ALT F4 fr

[somber leaf]

I wanna feel how bayern felt

[wispy pilot]

Still man

[compact star]

RTVE. but it only works in Spain.

[vale crane]

imean Barca are much bigger than Newcastle

[unkempt fjord]

Why us lamine olauinv lwM

[wispy pilot]

Its very obvious they aren’t scoring any

So

[vale crane]

so beating Barca 8-2 is a bigger deal

[rose acorn]

Strange things actually do happen here🙏

[runic comet]

Ay guys

[kind owl]

Nah barca needs more

[runic comet]

New pfp

[kind owl]

Make it 10

[runic comet]

got it straight from the match

[unkempt fjord]

Hell yeah

[wispy pilot]

Bro😭

[neon dock]

roony and rash deserves playtime in a game like this

[wispy pilot]

Ref blow the whistle

[short imp]

1 goal for each 1k fan newcastle bring

[unkempt fjord]

Yeh bring them on

[wispy pilot]

EXACTLY

[obtuse girder]

Damn

[vale crane]

xd

[crystal hatch]

Premiere league down bad

[neon quail]

hey like i said dont look down on them
maybe joan garcia like the superman he is will let in one goal out of the kindness of his heart

[cunning carbon]

Show no mercy today

[trail stone]

Gimme 10

[crisp swallow]

Rashy or pedri gol 🙏

[compact star]

Either get roony on. or blow the whistle.

[compact star]

....you don't have a vpn?

[runic comet]

raphinha my goat

[kind owl]

Trust it’s necessary

[vale crane]

it's the 75th minute gng

[rose acorn]

Rapha hattrick

[runic comet]

we need rapha hattrick

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[rocky jacinth]

PUT JOAN GARCIA ST

[crisp swallow]

Yee rapha hatrick gang

[obtuse girder]

Tbf I do, so maybe it’ll work

[cunning carbon]

Please rapha hattrick and i will cry bro

[obtuse girder]

Idk how good it is tho

[unkempt fjord]

YESSSS

[compact star]

Thats how I watch. I dont live in spain.

[runic comet]

@compact star is pfp good now?

[obtuse girder]

Ahhh ok fair

[rare night]

Bro we might win ucl this season cuz who knows the thiri where if you miss at the start of the season like 3 other players missed they won ucl and now start of season rashford missed

[obtuse girder]

Which VPN?

[reef quiver]

what ferran doing?

[obtuse girder]

Do you use

[compact star]

is that Pedri?

[stone flower]

highlights video will be like 15 min or sm😭 🙏

[runic comet]

we NEED to win its Unc’s last

[rare night]

Im not even celebrating Barcelonas goals

[cunning carbon]

Cardio

[somber leaf]

Score another goal please

[rose acorn]

If Rapha scores another then I will donate a Rapha Barca shirt to all 4 New Castle fans

[hard plaza]

Damn what minute is it?

[runic comet]

thats literally raphinha from 2 mins ago😭😭

[unkempt fjord]

Lmaooo

[compact star]

I said Pedri......

[kind owl]

Raphinha makes me solid

[neon quail]

enough to pair with a meal

[hard plaza]

What minute is it yall

[normal ravine]

Man Ferran

[rocky jacinth]

madrid hatewatches will NOT be good rn

[vale crane]

lmao

[storm crest]

We look scary

[normal ravine]

YOu needed to make it 8-2 man

[open spear]

Classic ferran

[unkempt fjord]

Woahh

[somber leaf]

Same
I just wanna know how many we can score right now

[runic comet]

fair

[unkempt fjord]

ITS CAMP NOU MAN

[rocky jacinth]

ferran u bum

[wide wadi]

it’s fair, ferran would’ve missed anyways

[short imp]

insane fans

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[frail mica]

1 more goal chat

[hard plaza]

Guys when barca played the 1st leg on March 10th, I got my tonsil removal surgery

[reef quiver]

Newcastle wants to join the 8-2 group

[wispy pilot]

Alright goodnight everyone, Visca Barca

[cunning carbon]

90 minutes in camp nou is 1 hour and 30 minutes 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sleek frigate]

WHAT

[kind owl]

They’re crashing out in their server lmfao

[somber leaf]

3*
I want 10

[kind owl]

Gn

[unkempt fjord]

Gn
Visca barca

[obtuse girder]

Lmfao really?

[dusk zenith]

Lets make it to 8-2 🔥

[loud forge]

GIVE ME PHOTOS

[sleek frigate]

goodnihjt sleep well, visca Barca

[obtuse girder]

Send some screenshots in my DMs pls of the Madrid server

[vale crane]

lmao lemme join i wanna witness this

[open spear]

The atmosphere is good

[frail mica]

🙏

[dusk zenith]

Yeah

[kind owl]

Lmfaooo yes

[obtuse girder]

@kind owl

[runic comet]

gn visca barca wont say sleep well cuz we all are gonna have the best sleep tn fs💯💯💯

[frail mica]

Have mercy on them bro🙏 🙏

[rocky jacinth]

** I wanna have some fun with raphinha rn

[short imp]

aw man

[compact star]

"90 minutes is 5400 seconds" ahh.

[loud forge]

GIVE ME PHOTOS BARCA PLAYERR

[runic comet]

ALMOSTTTT

[kind owl]

I gotchu

[runic comet]

ALMOSTTTTTTTT

[stone flower]

7-2 is crazy, i thought the match would be like 2-1 or something like that

[somber leaf]

Good night

[wispy pilot]

Nice pfp😭

[frail mica]

😭

[short imp]

i said 2-1 max

[neon quail]

bro wants some brazillian magic 😭

[runic comet]

thanks broski much love

[unkempt fjord]

FOR AURE

[open spear]

Almost lamine goal

[rocky jacinth]

neymae predicted 3-1 btw

[normal ravine]

Lamine's finishing is so booty bro

[cloud heron]

yamal almost scored again

[compact star]

Depends on the copa de la reina semifinal.

[rare night]

That sounds so short tho ik its true

[somber leaf]

I was like 3-1 if we get lucky on the 3rd

[tidal dust]

Oh man I’m happy 🙂

[quaint oyster]

Newcastle comeback button--->

[silk coyote]

7-2 ?

[reef quiver]

Newcastle wants to join the 8-2 group

[silk coyote]

crayz

[runic comet]

nah dw we got that asw

[rare night]

Too late

[frail mica]

Why does 90mins in camp nou feel like 10 hours?

[tidal dust]

😁

[rocky jacinth]

bahaha

[kind owl]

They’re suddenly chill now

[north swift]

Nooo joan

[silk coyote]

only if it wasn't 8-2

[sleek frigate]

I thought it would be 3-2 wich it was halftime but I went away like 15 mins to fix my eyebrows and now it’s 7-2 like what the heck hapoend

[quaint oyster]

💔 💔 💔

[runic comet]

Joan is down

[bright hollow]

NOOOO

[hard plaza]

Guys what minute is it?

[bright hollow]

DONT TELL ME

[runic comet]

WE MIGHT GET TEKKK

[somber leaf]

They already did on agg

[vale crane]

yamal bruh that was easy

[runic comet]

TEKK THE SMOKER

[quaint oyster]

67

[hard plaza]

JOAN

[compact star]

for gods sake.....

[bright hollow]

WE ARE COOCKED, GG CHAMPIONG LEAGUE

[runic comet]

but i hope Joan doesnt have a manor injury

[sleek frigate]

No

[runic comet]

no no idt its major

[unkempt fjord]

NI PLS
JUST BE CRAMPS

[tidal dust]

For me it’s 81st minute

[neon dock]

oh no..

[compact star]

Nah. Get Kochen on.

[rare night]

I want 8-2 so we do what Bayern did to us

[unkempt fjord]

PLS JUST CRAMPS

[runic comet]

It wont be major dont worry guys

[hard plaza]

GUYS SCHESNCY MIGHT SUB IN

[neon quail]

JOAN NO

[runic comet]

TEKKKKK

[cunning carbon]

Not my joan

[runic comet]

SMOKER TEK

[exotic gust]

cooked em

[runic comet]

THE SMOKING GOAT

[deep owl]

he is

[lusty magnet]

he can't be injured broo 😭

[short imp]

it’s just cramps right?…. 🥺🥺

[somber leaf]

PLEASE BE CRAMPS

[runic comet]

he isnt dw he’ll be gooddd

[sleek frigate]

omg

[runic comet]

relax yall

[normal ravine]

IT BETTER BE JUST CRAMPS BRO

[hard plaza]

He is?

[bright hollow]

PLEASE BE AT LEAST 1 WEEK OR SOMETHING

[vale crane]

JOAN NO

[rocky jacinth]

IS ANYONE WATCHING OTHER MATCHES?? TICK FOR BAYERN REPLY FOR LIVER POOL AND @ ME FOR ATHLETICO

[cunning carbon]

TEEEKKKKK

[reef quiver]

oh my god, my goatt

[hard plaza]

Nooooo Joan Garcia might sub out

[neon quail]

What about ter stegen 👅

[bright hollow]

DONT BE 1+ MONTHS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[short imp]

i’m watching liverpool icl

[open spear]

Hope he is back for the quarters

[rare night]

Why you sad barca won

[short imp]

dw he’s good

[rocky jacinth]

I love the names on the kits

[normal ravine]

Yeah hes fine its a cramp

[compact star]

what is this clanker message?

[rare night]

Yh

[vale crane]

we're doomed if not

[bright hollow]

joan injured

[knotty wasp]

winning but at what cost we're losing players

[open spear]

alr

[runic comet]

nah @knotty wasp dw Garcia will be good

[normal ravine]

Hes walking fine bro

[bright hollow]

at least be 1 week please

[runic comet]

he should be rested this weekend and then he’ll back for quarters

[wide wadi]

joan garcia just felt a bit of discomfort and wanted to be subbed off because he’s winning 5 goal difference it’s okay

[runic comet]

tek can handle tek is amazing

[open spear]

Yup

[rare night]

I know that but i said too late he replied to the too late message i said

[knotty wasp]

cant afford to lose our titanic, sucks he was wasted as a sub cuz we wont see rashy

[kind bison]

If he is good than i will give you all of my money

[cloud heron]

szczęsny entering the field

[somber leaf]

Please make it 8

[runic comet]

i know i know

[cunning carbon]

Why am i seeing 1% chance 99% faith from newcastle fans 🥲

[vale crane]

come on big man tek

[compact star]

He is just making sure he wont play for spain. (De La fuente would've played simon anyway)

[runic comet]

nah dont need no money we all want the UCL

[quaint oyster]

Joan garcia injured

[kind bison]

Bars

[runic comet]

De fuente is a 🤡

[bright hollow]

joan is not selected for spain, i think

[compact star]

only one more sub. Roony or Gavi should come on.

[rare night]

I know