#⚽︱matchday-chat
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foul for sevilla
Hi
Visca el Barça el visca Catalònia who is with me i was born in Barcelona btw
Yo
Penalty VAMOS
its a pen
i dunno he kinda exaggerated the foul
VAMOS
Clear pen. And I hate pens.
there is contact but a lot of exaggerations
GOALLLL
COME ON RAPHA I LOVE U
its pretty clearly a pen
HAHAHAHA PANENKA
cold.
AYYY LETS GO
Goal
1-0 Raphinha on the Spot VAMOS
fairs

I ❤️ RAPHINA
It is, against sevilla
vamos
vamos
The only reason we lost against sevilla was coz of araujo and ferran
Right now isnt it at 12:00
Vamos
i mean roony missed a 1 on 1 and lewa missed a pen so
I LOVE RAPHINHA
Everyone was poor in front of goal.
Check ESPN for a second cause they're playing rn
Wait
fam even check fotmob
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In the back too but araujo and ferran dropped a disaster
they are
lmao
Rapha scored les go
I dont remember us being terrible Defensively. Two goals came at the final minutes when we tried to score.
I thought game was at 12 and app didn't give me a notification
united scored again
Because of me we winning
Nah u must be sleep watching they were destroying our defense in both half. Araujo was unable to keep the highline
Sevilla did well. All I'm saying is that we weren't necessarily worse in defence compared to all other games. The defence is always shaky.
oh offside nvm
is offside
espart is pretty good
Nah the worst defense in this season was def against sevilla ask anyone
Oh xavi is playing nice
What do you call Xavi Espart? Xavi or Espart?
espart
espart cuz everytime someone says xavi i think of either simons or hernandez
told yall ez win
If i wanna be fast xavi or espart if im chill his full name
Why isnt yamal playing
Oh he missed training
Ye
Penalty to barca
he needs to be rested
Its also cuz he missed group training
bro is a BIT slow
I am ref
olmo good try
crazy shot from olmo
I got a notif from here...?
vamos ref
Why don’t we pass to the right very often?
Almost
cheeky cancelo
Nah. Cant get two pens.
Tik taka or just flick's new playing style
penalty for us pls
I dont like it. He cant really move is hand.
we're like vadrid
pen?
penalty de favor barcelona
Apart from that we actually play good without pens anyway
Hattrick of pens?
its a pen
Yes
Handddddddddddsdddd
i doubt it
Pen...? Another one in just 20 minutes...?
nah i doubt it
i think thats a clear penalty
Vamos
IT is
Penalty
its a hand but it supports it
this raphinha guy covers his stinkers by scoring pens
so like
SEE GUYS I AM KIND
Vamos cuz ramos aint gere
thats not penalty
Clearly a pen. Otherwise the ref wouldn't have stopped play.
jeez
Clear ball hits his hand on the ground
so its ehh
Yeah that’s a pen
rapha again
will he do another panenka?
nah lol
Nah too risky
panenka. who says no?
This won’t go down well on social media😭
also he misses this im p sure
Goddam, were getting all the pens today 😭
i got no notif from sofa
I kinda wanna see xavi espart take it
goal
uhhhh
dude wtf😭
raph vamos
ye goal
raphael
lets go we take it
yeah, cant wait to go on Twitter after this
goalll
Goal LL i got notification
Joan should've taken it.
Goal?
Goal
2-0 Raphinha brace VAMOS
Goal
We take those
YESSS
After this, we’ll get taunted by Madrid fans
YAYAYAYAYAAYA
Should have gone with the panenka
aight we can stop with the pens
RAPHAHAHAHA
raphinha will get penalti hattrick
im crine what is this match 😭
united scored again
i want to see bangers
Please get a penalty hattrick
Raphinha hattrick
imagine a 3rd one 😭
I wanna see a Rapha pen hattrick
This must be what Madrid feel like every week
I will try to give em
I can see why, but idc lmao not our fault they focusing on our club more then their own
Raph is cooking
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bro i do not want to see rapha get called penphinha
raphinha hattrick
Penalty affor de Real Madrid ❌
Penalty affor de Barcelona ✅
Give raphina hatrick of pens 😭 🙏
Honestly give the man another pen
RAPHINHA THE PENALTY KING
now we gonna get clowned everywhere
oh yeah wait
Someone at my school is such a big Madrid fab he has 16 Madrid shirts
cancelo won both penalties
fr 😭
just talk about how mbappe got 2 penalties in the wc final
Do you guys like the penalties?
Yes
Get him off
2 PENALTIES WTF
No.
fr i think he is better than balde
whatever gives us the win i guess but i dont really like it that much
raPhinha
give us more panlty
that was a 50/50
This (P) plays very well.
it was a clear penalty
Is it (P) for Penalty? nothing against it
its meh, it hits the hand yes but its a SUPPORTING hand
I hate all European clubs.
yea its P for pen
but he stretched it out to stop the play
We might actually have paid the ref lowkey
Huh why what clubs do you like then Toronto fc or snth
best club of all time
Clear pen
Satire mate
why is pedri pressing man
lewa is rushed
He is injured hes still pressing
Just pass the ball Lewa!
lewy 😭
He be shooting from anywhere
Because nobody else is pressing apart from Rapha
i want lewy to score
lewa pack ur bags fam lmao
yo we winning or what
ye ye check fotmob
vardridistas gonna cry bcuz of the pens
Why are people not slandering Lewa as much as Ferran?
cuz lewa is old
lewa is old so hes allowed
Because Ferran can’t even control a ball
plus he actually scores when it kinda matters
Now cubarsi is injured
They don't even slander Ferran if we are winning.
REVENGE FOR 4-1
What a turn Bernal
What a touch
thats ageism.
sevilla xg = 0.01 💔
Roony starting ❤️
WHY ISNT LAMINE PLAYING
Yamal need rest
Thats true. But Pedri likes him. And also, Lewa hasnt really had a good game all season. Or the second half of last season.
cuz he needs rest
i hope ferran will go back to scoring goals like he did last season
oh
Xavi Espart please don’t leave out of nowhere like another player did🙏
oh ok
We might buy haaland
yeah
For a proper st
I think they just hate i Ferran because they are jealous of his good looks and relationships with Pedri.
we should not buy Haaland
haaland fell off
Yes true
Haaland really just can’t do anything apart from shooting
We might tho
i would rather not spend 200m on haaland
we should buy a good potential striker
I’d rather get a striker who is cheaper, good ball control, fast and presses more
and haaland ghosts in big games
I would say our best and affordable st would be like Thurman he can play st
or ekitike
lets just get zirkzee or something instead of haaland
no because thuram missed a lot against glimt and in the league
how about osimhen
Maybe chiesa
thuram isnt ideal, id rather just push hard for osimhen and alvarez
ekitike
chiesa doesnt play ST
zirkzee is cheap soo
are the ultras there?
He can
ekitiktok i like buti dunno if pool will sell
nah
Ref!
xavi looks good tho tbh
Someone like Pavlidis
pavlidis is only performing in portugal im not tryna get strikers from portugal
MBAPPE
Scored a hattrick against us
oh ok so u want borja iglesias right?
no
exactly
Doesn’t prove anything
Uf i was laporta i would buy chiesa
i mean he also scored a hattrick against us so
we shodl sign MBAPPE
Pavlidis has good ball control, fast enough for Barca and also presses a lot
He would be next figo
still
If I was laporta i would buy chiesa
aw gerard martin
we need someone like him
Why did Martin just turn into Ronaldinho
ye
I would buy chiesa
nah
Legends say Gerrard was so fed up of ferran he started practicing as a striker in training sesh
Chiesa plays rw and st and maybe lw if rapha is injured
didnt he have a stinker against west ham
Maybe a super sub
Both Font and Laporta on their phones.
PEDRI HAS BEEN OUR WORST PLAYER THIS GAME
No!!!
Chiesa plays rw and st and maybe lw if rapha is injured and he is like 20 million
He has been poor, but I still love him.
chiesa IS NOT 20 mil lmfao
Olmo is playing nice
GOALL
Vini
olmooo
Liverpool won’t let Chiesa go for less than 45M or something
VAMOS!
GOALLLL
ezz
YESSS OLMO
I love Bernal
COME ON
my stream is late again
GOLLLL
FINALLY
YESS OMLO
SCREW IT BRING ON FERRAN
VAMOSS
OLMO
LET HIM HAVE A GO
Goal
3-0 D Ono scored VAMOS
BRING FFERRAN ON
OLMOOOO
HALA MARDID
GIVE HIM HIS CONFIDENCE BACK
OLMOO
He’d score a hattrick to make it 3-3
Play Araujo striker
bernal assist
DANEILLL OLOMOOOOO
UNCCC PLSSSS ONE GOAL
marc bernal assist
Please let Roony score.
Maybe 30
GET BCK NIKA
🙏🏽🙏🏽 pls i need it
I want raphinha to get a hattrick before second half
we should buy VINI
One greedy man
One more pen.
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Not begging js saying
No we should buy rio ngmoura or Bradley barcola
olmo will score again trust
this is ez
Thats why i am ref guys
thought woulda been 3 penalties in a row or sum
Thanks ref
No problem
two more goals and then Gavi can come on.
palace doing bad they cant score against red carded leeds
Make sure raphina gets a third one too
I will try
Then Madrid fans gonna call him paphinha
Madrid fan will call him penphina
Why does Gavi have a mullet
lmao
he does?
I will just give a red to Madrid fans then problem solved
Can you give madrid players a red card 4 of them cuz if more they automatically forfeit the match
Cubarsi with these beautiful long balls
goat
I will give red to all madrid fans and fill bernabeu with away fans
Lets go
pedri looks exhausted man get him off
What a pass Bernal
Let pedri rest mr bossman
XAvi espart is bad
No
Just saying anything
Xavi Espart hate in the big 26 will not be tolerated
Red card for insulting a future talent
I made you guys rage
Tear his acl ref
Haven't been looking the match but that's difficult to belive. Still, probably he's not fully recovered from the injury and play half effort to avoid getting injured again.
goal accomplished
Besides we have the 2nd match vs Newcastle this week, don't we?
awwwwwwww lewa
LEWA
i like it i like it\
UNCCC
nooo omg so close
UYYYYY
unc still got it
i dont wanna hear vardrid fans ever sending that 4-1 pic ever again
Lewa will score
so close
Unc pls score one
who are most handsome, fermin or xavi espart
Can you give Barça one last pen
Lewa with mask looks like edin dzeko with a mask
Mr flick
Only if i see a dive in the box
Betttt no even if its out
3 mins added
why 3 minutes??
yooo
Scream if we will win 6-0
Nice
nice to not have cooldown
@elfin obsidian
It will be 7-0 i vet
Lol
Scream if we score 3+ goals in 2nd half
I vet too bro
they scored
Nooooooooo
REF
Pls disallow it
offside
hijo de.....Ref call offside
whyd he disallow it tho
Goal Sevilla 3-1 Clean Sheet gone
why would he
ah no clean sheet sadly
Ref say off
wait whay
@jolly rover disallow it
what
I mean. Its a beautiful goal.
damn
FAHHHHHH
Yellow card for joan garica for not saving such a shot
Good Strike from Oso
What a goal
Give him a snickers he is not himself right now
get roony a goal.
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First half takeaways:
Roony didn’t really do much
Lewa can no longer 1v1
Raphina was on fire and the most creative
Pedri didn’t really have the ball much
Olmo was great!
Xavi Espart is so underrated very very good right back, good ball control and good pace.
nahhh
good takeaways
Guys i am in my locker room
!rank
🚫 sj_campnou, that command is disabled in this channel.
What is the plan
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
give us a few more pens
Give barca 10 pens
relegate madrid
I will make rapha score a freekick
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Bro they gonna say that we buy refs
!promote @haughty hatch
they got one back last momeent
now we might not sub out more players
I need to file a lawsuit
Penphinha 😝
TACTICAL CHANGES
-MOVE ROONY TO FALSE 9
-SUB OUT PEDRI FOR CASADO
-BRING ON RASHFORD FOR RAPHINHA
-SUB OUT ESPART FOR ERIC
-BRING ON FERMIN AS RW
@jolly rover that 2nd penalty for us wasn't a good call
shut up
Against madrid
Pedri was weak. Might still be exhausted. Should be rested in the second half. Roony didnt do much, but didnt get the ball either. Clearly they dont trust him as much as lamine, understandably so.
who you
marocs sorg??
that's flick himself
he is dead on stamina
roony false 9? where is Lewa then.
Red card for u cuz of thinking am a madrid ref
lol
FC Barcelona leads with 52.4% possession, showcasing their control and strategy. Their pass accuracy is remarkable at 88.89%, reflecting excellent ball distribution. With 5 shots on target and 3 goals, they are capitalizing on their chances. Sevilla, with just 47.6% possession, struggles to match FC Barcelona's efficiency, though they’ve managed a single goal from 5 shots.
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no you have a contract with rma
@jolly rover I don't think we can give you the 20$ I just checked my pockets
In terms of Expected Goals (xG), FC Barcelona is outperforming Sevilla significantly with an xG of 2.10 from 7 shots, converting 3 into goals. In contrast, Sevilla's xG stands at only 0.30 from 5 shots, translating to just 1 goal. This highlights FC Barcelona's efficiency and potency in attack during the match.
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Check my phone i don’t
Yamal can maybe go on for like 20 minutes
@open flint sht the hell up
brooo
we dont need to
unles they get 2 back
I dont think I can pay you them 10$ for the 2nd half against Seville bro
Yamal might get mad tho
Give roony the ball more.
Rapha,Cancelo and Maldini
They carrying it
Maybe olmo too
No one
Xavi is playing really good
Ye
Yeh
Don't forget Iniesta
Hmmm
Future Iniesta 
Pedri didn't touch the ball enough
real
How my new pfp
and roony
Yeh
yessir
@jolly rover I don't think I got the 10$ for you to give us a penalty in the 2nd half
Give me the money or i make u
WE NEED FERRAN TORRES
ye
Bad
I am living under bridge
shark
give 10$ to ref
Unc got heavy touches ❤️🩹
Red card
He is a gold fish now a days
k
Still here
🤑🤑🤑🤑
yo i got muted from chat💔
10 match ban
Still here
Didn’t say 10 chat ban
Uh
fake money btw
I will money launder
Second half Subs:
Pedri out Gavi In
Lewa out Ferran in
Raphina out Rashford in
Olmo out Fermin in
Roony out Lamine in
YO GET THE POLICE
Damn I can't play the next 10 games for barça
That's so bad of you ref
No please😭
I read the chat which deleted
police: PUT YOUR FAKE CARDS BACK IN THE UNO BOX NOW
We aint doing a roleplay😭😭😭
Ay we beating new castle tho
Penalty to you
Pedri Without De Jong feels weird
Like they got some chemistry
Hi
hi
How are you
great
Hey
especially when barca winning
VISCA BARCA
Visca catalunia
100 match and chat ban for lying
Red card to u for being a fake ref
Can anyone ping me when 2nd half start
Sure
10 match and chat ban for you for calling me a fake ref
hmm
Sure
FC Barcelona dominated possession with 52.30%, completing 234 passes at an impressive accuracy of 88.89%. They registered 5 shots on target, converting 3 into goals, showcasing their efficiency. In contrast, Sevilla struggled with only 47.70% possession and 1 goal from 5 shots, highlighting FC Barcelona's attacking prowess in this match.
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This chat was supposed to be active on matchdays
All chilling on general dammit
In this match, FC Barcelona's cumulative Expected Goals (xG) stood at 2.10, reflecting their attacking dominance with 7 shots and 3 goals. In contrast, Sevilla managed an xG of just 0.30, scoring once from their 5 shots. This illustrates FC Barcelona's clinical finishing and the overall control they exerted on the game.
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@soft turtle 2nd half started
@soft turtle
Ok opening
GGs bruh.
Wdym we winning 3-1
GGS
GGs
im muted for 6 hrs btw
Fermin. 🤩
For what
What happened to Pedri today. 😔
What didya say
hmm
luckily espart didnt fumble
What did you say
brazil flair
Hmmm I don't get it but alright ig
rapha doing skill moves
Ref
Ref
Ref
Ref
Ref
Stop
@lone breach
Fine i will stop
good boy
GOALL
RAPHA HATTRICK
Un dia ade partit!
YESS RAPHINHA
Does it really count with 2 pens?
HATTRICK WOOOO
RAPHAA
my goat rapha
Goal
4-1 Raphinha hat-trick VAMOS
HATTRICKKK
Un dia de partit!
hattrick
we dont need pens
AYOWHO SAID RAPHA WAS A ONE SEASON WONDER
Goal is goal
rapha my goat
HATTRICK
Fermin. Wow.
HATTRICK
raphaa
Games over i will watch till 70min
He isnt
RAPHINHA THE GOAT
HAT TRICK
HATRICK
RAPHINHAAA
Now rest Rapha.
HAYTRICJ
SEE I GAVE YALL A WIN
Top corner
POKER INCOMING?
Stawp
Deflection
Top corner
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no
And put yamal on
raphinha poker
I LOVE RAPHINHA
Yess
no. let him rest.
👀
What is poker
Raphinha 4
A card game.
4 goals
😭
4 goals
Oh
Give me 4.
Poker
🤩
HAT TRICK
4-1 repeat, its js us this time 🤌🏽
and a hatty is 3
Un dia de partit
RAPHINHA GOT A HAT TRICK
rapha will score 4th one trust me
Wanna play pokers
Hat trick
I see
hopefully raphinha can keep this momentum vs newcastle
Raphinha will score a poker
warra nplayer
uhh im down tbh
fr
Does anyone know the Barcelona chant?
please continue this
4 goals
raphaaa
many of em
nah but u could prolly look it up
yup
Everyone does here I hope
lewa is trying hard i can tell
nah i dont
No i know it u wanna know uf yall know
FR
giving it his all
hmm
Why can't I
it might be difficult to know the entire cant del barca if you dont speak catalan.
No i know it u wanna know uf yall know
LEWADOWSKI clap, clap clap, LAMINE YAMAL clap, clap, clap RAPHINHAAA, PEDRI
i never said no
Not that
Un dia de partit
nah i dont, i should memorize it tho lowkey
i want roony to get a G/A come on
Raphinha ballon-dor
Knowing the flow and hymn is enough ngl
sub bernal out
This is a real Barcelona fan
same
he got an assist bro
He should get a goal
idk
when?
nope
never
Bernal goated
hes tired
needs rest
Play lamine more at 10
it was fermin
xavi
Champions need rest
For Olmo
True
He does too
VAMOSSSS
ofc
Rma barely beat elche
all of em
hmm
i dont wanna speak
Raphinha ballon dor?
Even if is 4-1 ye bro
OFC
Even I deserve rest 😎
Yamal balon dor
GO SLEPP
Huh
Maybe but raphinha git better g/a
i lost fast net
stream lagging asf
No. I rest by staying on bed
Yall Hansi Flick said im gonna play on the 147th minute, Wish me luck im subbing in for Lewa the UNC
W defense
hmm
Anyone who said Barcelona has weak defense
I might return to Barcelona
I might return to Madrid
Ball knowledge
No
well done espart
Atletico Madrid
You weren't at madrid
Dumbahh
What. ☠️☠️☠️
What a run
barca
Mas que un club
WHAT A GOAL
fr

Gollll
YAMAL WARMING UPPP
QUE HIZO CANCELOOOOOOO
YESSS CANCELO MY MAN
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER DEFLECTION
GOLLL
AHAHAHAHHA
canceloooo
should have passed to roony for the tap in.
GOALLL
what a goalllll
where?
Goal
5-1 J Cancelo scored VAMOS
im so happy for him
24/25 BARCELONA IS COMING BACK
5-1 LETSS GOOO
jesus christ
GOAAAAAAAAL
What a goal bro
WHAT A NUTMEG
GUYS WE CAN MAKE IT 7-1
this team is op
MY PREDICTION IS 7-1
MOTM
CANCELO
Here comes Barcelona 24/25
MOTM
STRAIGHT BTA!!!!
8-1
POTM
CANCELOOO
SENT HIM ON ICE SKATES
9-1
I say 8-1
OH MY WORF
Gavi hattrick.
Huh
sweet revenge
balde could learn a thing or two
who says no?
PREDICTIONS
7-1 BARCA WIN
no
we always cook at camp nou
I want him to but he has 0 goals rn
made the def slip😭
Imagine if Joan Garcia kept a
8-2
Clean sheet
imagine
omg
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he can come on in the 75th minute and score 3 in 15.
hattrick❤️🔥
would've been amazing
joaoooo canceloo
Lamine go on and we might win 9-1 with hus trivelas
vamoss
fr
LMAO GUYS GUESS WHAT
The only positive aspect to Yamal not playing is that the rest of the team gets more of the ball and we can play more like a team.
ALE ALE
ALE ALE ALE
SE BARCE SE DE SEMPRE
SEMPRE T ANIMARE
Imagine 2 hattrick one for olmo or cancelo and other for raphinha
every bayern munich keeper is injured
the ultras go so hard
all four
raphinha hattrick❤️🔥❤️🔥
Yea cuz this is gonna be his return match from his injury
NAHH
2ND BEST ULTRAS
BOIXOIS NOIS STILL BANNED
wth 😭 what even happened
Why banned
If you know the chant sing along
Un dia de partit
6-1 in 72nd minute
REST HIM MAN JUST WHY
If Raph didn't get a hattrick Joao is my MVP.
yeah
cancelo is actually the goat
let roony stay
How do u know
just why
My Goat.
yh
idek lmao
HOLY
prediction
bu ttheyre all injured
Hmmm
its all over twitter
I am Yamal and I will score cuz we paid the refs to make it 6-1 in the 72nd minute
I might go to quarter final of the ucl and see Barcelona if they make it
that's actually wild
Gavi coming on
if yamal says he wants to play he plays. I dont think flick can do anything about it
OOOO GIVE ME A SELFIE A AUTOGRAPH
gavi goal 🥺
YMALLL
please
hes the manager lmao, no player is above the manager or club
Oooo
if flick says no he says no
its 65th minute
NOICE
WHER YOU AT
legoooo gavi
ahh close
CANCELO OUT?
I might go to quarter final of the ucl and see Barcelona if they make it if they dont then i won't watch
I think he wants to keep yamal happy, and also in form.
esparttttt
yea for araujo
yamal on
Let roony stay as CAM at least.
But he scored nutmeg goal
maybe yeah
araujo on
why roony off man
araujo masterclass
Where's gavi
boo we want cancelo
casado in
Mr anime is at cam
bernal off fairs
Bernal deserves rest. Why isnt rapha off?
yeah
WHY IS CANCELO OUT
lamineee
NOOOOOO
rest.
GET RASHY ON MANNN
lamine yamal
GET RASHY ON
dayum jst start watching n 5-1 is craazzyy
GET GAVI ON
#bringbackcancelo
rashford should go on
nah