⚽︱matchday-chat

[somber ledge]

I would put Pedri slightly higher

[uneven nova]

i think mines around 1 min behind

actually

[ionic marten]

but joan garcia has been cooking except that atleti game

[silver verge]

im at 39:01

[ionic marten]

lowkey forgot about cancelo

[frozen turtle]

1. Pedri 2. Rapha/Joan 3. Yamal

[rose acorn]

Defense was ash that game too

[compact star]

Joan just tanked that.

[frozen turtle]

OOHH

[somber ledge]

This ref didn’t he got suspended after a game

[ionic marten]

meh true idk what eric garcia was doing

[frozen turtle]

nice joan

[ionic marten]

injury?

[somber ledge]

Nah

[north swift]

Is Joan OK?

[silver verge]

what a tackle from Joan

[somber ledge]

Yes

[arctic pebble]

He's ok

[frozen turtle]

Yall sho

[north swift]

Alright

[silver verge]

bro Joan got up like nothing we gotta check on the other guy

[arctic pebble]

Laporte isn't

[silver verge]

lol

[slate wagon]

joan can NOT get injured

[frozen turtle]

are yall gonna watch inter miami vs dc united

[silver verge]

laporte got folded

[compact star]

Joan just got up right after that.

[silver verge]

and flipped like my pancakes

[somber ledge]

Don’t worry we have ter Stegen

[rose acorn]

Simply because he’s super man

[somber ledge]

The goat

[ionic marten]

guys are we not gonna talk about vini being glaed for a few games and then bro has not been scoring at all after

[frozen turtle]

ter stegen is at girona

[slate wagon]

yeah not rn, if he gets injured this game were cooked

[past lance]

Isn't he injured as well ??

[somber ledge]

Im just kidding

[somber ledge]

He is

[north swift]

Off

[frozen turtle]

ye

[north swift]

Offside

[somber ledge]

Probably will be out for World Cup

[past lance]

Dang

[ionic marten]

Poor dro

[silver verge]

we are cooked

[frozen turtle]

OFFSIDE

GOLLLLLLL

[compact star]

Just call it immediately

[somber ledge]

Hahahahaahhah

[past lance]

Offside goal wow

[silver verge]

lets call offside 40 years after

[somber ledge]

Why is he running

[past lance]

[arctic pebble]

W offside trap

[hexed jasper]

why dont play pedri fermin raphinha?

[silver verge]

bc we have big game

[slate wagon]

sides

[silver verge]

on Tuesday

[frozen turtle]

rest for newcastle game

[slate wagon]

thank god

[compact star]

Get Roony in now.

[ionic marten]

eric as rb?

wtf happend to kounde?

[past lance]

Miles offside

[silver verge]

someone tell them to bring TOMMY in

[somber ledge]

That guy needs playtime

[hexed jasper]

they have to go in

[slate wagon]

i wanted roony to start this game anyways, we need yamal for UCL night anyways

[compact star]

Sub him for Olmo.

[somber ledge]

Lamine as a 10 roony rw is a Dream

[past lance]

Bring KSI on

[hexed jasper]

we will loose

[silver verge]

@pliant bay bring in Tommy

[slate wagon]

REF

WHAT

[ionic marten]

and savinho scored

[somber ledge]

Wtf Happening 😂😂😂

[frozen turtle]

CLOSEE

[rose acorn]

@gilded thicket tell Hansi that he has to sub you on

[slate wagon]

REF THEY ALR TOOK THE COOK WHAT

[somber ledge]

I agree

[slate wagon]

nah this ref is ahh

[hexed jasper]

lamine ballon dor

[slate wagon]

what is this'

[silver verge]

@floral sparrow get in the game

[slate wagon]

ref you are horrible

[frozen turtle]

Atleast sub on fermin or lewa

[crystal canopy]

Ref is having a madness.

😭

[ionic marten]

well its laliga so

[somber ledge]

Lamine no 1vs1 today

[crystal canopy]

Holy bro.

We're getting cooked.

Bro this can't be the same Bilbao.

😭

We destroyed them 5-0 what is going on.

[ionic marten]

fr

[frozen turtle]

i never thought we would be struggling against our son bilbao 😑

[crystal canopy]

Bro they are so bad.

[silver verge]

We are playing Sunday league football

just booting the ball

[crystal canopy]

Bernal is playing well though.

[ionic marten]

Well their owner raphinha is not starting so

[somber ledge]

ref 😂😂😂

[worldly gorge]

Joan Garcia > neuer

[slate wagon]

at leastits not 1960-1990 with jose plaza, literally rigged games against barca outright

[somber ledge]

😂😂😂😂

What y about

[austere pebble]

you think ur better than yamal in 1V1

[silver verge]

Joan Garcia and Bernal are our best atm

[ionic marten]

he always plays well hes such a good box to box midfielder

[frozen turtle]

nice sarcasm

[crystal canopy]

Yes. 🤩

[arctic pebble]

No kounde, no pedri, no raphina, no Fermin, no balde

[frozen turtle]

+3 MINUTES

[somber ledge]

Sun is hot ahh question

[true hemlock]

Relax he'll come bro

[compact star]

Only 3? at least 30. come on.

[silver verge]

MESSI STARTS

sorry

[true hemlock]

Fax

[arctic pebble]

Not yet, but he has the potential to go down as one of the best in history

[somber ledge]

Im hoping g

[austere pebble]

answer bro

[arctic pebble]

2nd time btw

[ionic marten]

messi > yamal

if you disagree your a bum

[crystal canopy]

2nd half FC.

[silver verge]

😭

[slate wagon]

oh good try by yamal

[true hemlock]

Unlucky ferran

[uneven nova]

well yeah bro

[somber ledge]

Yes bro I’m the best you know

[slate wagon]

nice trivela

[austere pebble]

👍

[frozen turtle]

uyyyyyyy

CLOSEE

[compact star]

Ferran was close.

[silver verge]

we shall cook in the second half

[frozen turtle]

BERNAL COULDVE GOT THAT

[silver verge]

CLOSE

[worldly gorge]

FERRAN

[minor berry]

Garcia MOTM no cap

[silver verge]

MAMAHUEVO

[arctic pebble]

FERRAN???

[true hemlock]

Ye obv why we comparing in the first placr

[ionic marten]

guys do you think yamal can surpass salah

[arctic pebble]

WHERE DID HE PULL THAT FROM

[somber ledge]

Ferran 😂😂😂😂😂

[manic tapir]

What a flick

[austere pebble]

do u think ur better than mbappe?

[past lance]

Guys let's look at the positives, we haven't conceded a goal within the first 10 mins of the game at least

[somber ledge]

Yes

[austere pebble]

[hollow reef]

So close

[true hemlock]

Ye if he stretched for it

[uneven nova]

holy

[frozen turtle]

true

[slate wagon]

FERRAN

[obtuse girder]

Nah I respect the Ferran flick

[somber ledge]

Yeas

[uneven nova]

almost hit a clip

[obtuse girder]

I respect it

[slate wagon]

TORRESS

SO CLOSSSEEE

omg

[crystal canopy]

BROOOOOO.

[slate wagon]

that was good

that was good

[austere pebble]

RONALDO 9

[manic tapir]

HES BUNSSSSS

[crystal canopy]

SINCE WHEN COULD FERRAN DO THAT???

[slate wagon]

nothing to be mad abt that

[uneven nova]

ferran might be the greatest missed of all time

[crystal canopy]

Should've been a goal.

[uneven nova]

misser

[slate wagon]

no that was a good try

very good

[somber ledge]

I think yamal has the potential to be the goat

[rose acorn]

Since he saw Thuram do that

[somber ledge]

Also

[crystal canopy]

Most inconsistent consistent player.

[silver verge]

Ferran be having negative rated performances and then out of thin air saves Africa and stops WW3

[crystal canopy]

Bro...

😭

[true hemlock]

Since Ronaldinho times but y'all don't know

[frozen turtle]

rashy pretend this is man city

[crystal canopy]

2 minutes. 💔

[ionic marten]

Don't forget martinez

[austere pebble]

U TOO

[uneven nova]

ferran will miss the easiest shots oat and then make the hardest

[somber ledge]

Thank you brother

😂😂😂😂

[reef quiver]

this is so boring

[austere pebble]

IM NOT LYING

[uneven nova]

how’d we score against haram ball before half and haven’t scored a single here

[frozen turtle]

CORNER

PLS

[somber ledge]

Look at the line up

[ionic marten]

we're not arsenal im sorry

[somber ledge]

Please

[silver verge]

bc Erny Valverde is with the bombo

[obtuse girder]

?????????

Half time wow

[frozen turtle]

nvm halftime

[austere pebble]

Pls accept my friend resquest

[slate wagon]

wiw

[north swift]

Ferran wasnt that bad this half

[frozen turtle]

NAH WE SHOULD WORK ON OUR SET PIECES LOWK

[slate wagon]

no corner

this ref is tweaking what

[somber ledge]

If ferran would score that

[slate wagon]

this ref is so confusing

omg

[austere pebble]

thuram=mateta

[crystal canopy]

GGs.

[somber ledge]

I wouldn’t hate him for 1 day

[frozen turtle]

now there is only 2 point gap

[somber ledge]

Some

[silver verge]

Thuram = Covid

[ionic marten]

which thuram

[austere pebble]

thx

[bronze berry]

how badly is the team fatigued today? on a scale of 1-10

[austere pebble]

marcus

[frozen turtle]

but you do realise PSG drew with bilbao

[shrewd geyser]

What score?

[ionic marten]

ah true

[ionic marten]

you also do realize we beat them 5-0+ psg lost to monaco 3-1

[silver verge]

okay nah

[ionic marten]

psg downfall hits hard

[silver verge]

that Challenges chat is too chaotic

[bronze berry]

^^

[silver verge]

i'm coming back here

[pulsar meteor]

WHAT I LEARNED FROM THIS HALF
-YAMAL NEEDS TO PLAY CENTRAL MORE
-FERRAN IS THE FUTURE
-CASADO NEEDS TO TAKE MORE RISKS
-RASHFORD ISNT THE GUY WE THINK HE IS

[trail viper]

What are we gonna do in the ucl regarding our defense

[flat plover]

ay, we are not playing well, but the referee has not been fair at all today. He has favoured athletic club the whole match.

[crystal canopy]

Ferran is the future. 😭

[young geyser]

wow

[pallid blaze]

Is pedri playing bad?

[crystal canopy]

Pedri's not on.

[silver verge]

....

[open flint]

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Athletic - FC Barcelona

Athletic Club has struggled with just 23.6% possession and only one corner. In contrast, FC Barcelona dominated with 76.4% possession, executing 381 passes with an impressive accuracy of 91.60%. Despite the strong play, Barcelona couldn't capitalize on their chances, registering no goals from two shots. It's a testament to the defensive tenacity of Athletic Club.

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[pallid blaze]

Ohh

[crystal canopy]

We need Pedri and Raph. GGs. 😭

[pallid blaze]

Why is pedri and raph not in

[ionic marten]

how do we have 6 fouls

[pallid blaze]

Like what are they thinking

[silver verge]

bc they are resting

for big game next week

[pallid blaze]

What is it?

[silver verge]

UCL inshallah

[ionic marten]

against new castle?

[pallid blaze]

Bro really

[silver verge]

dont be saying that

[open flint]

FutBot

Athletic - FC Barcelona

The cumulative Expected Goals (xG) highlights a disappointing first half for both teams, with Athletic Club at 0.17 xG from three shots, while FC Barcelona trails with 0.05 xG from just two attempts. Despite creating opportunities, neither side has found the net, underscoring the importance of converting chances into goals.

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[ionic marten]

?

[silver verge]

"its just Newcastle"

[ionic marten]

we're playing against new castle?

I never said newcastle isn't deadly

they're tied with man city rn ofc they're deadly

[silver verge]

March 10th

We play Away

[flat plover]

SJP is difficult

[silver verge]

Flick is smart to bench our key players to give them rest

The second I saw the lineup I knew we are not cooking

Ferran and Olmo in the center

🤨

[ionic marten]

raphinha is in

[sonic sorrel]

welp boiz this is not lookin good

[ionic marten]

I think

[rose acorn]

2nd half predictions?

[somber ledge]

3-1

[sonic sorrel]

2-1 barca

[flat plover]

2-1 win

[ionic marten]

LETZZ GO MARCOS LLORENTE IS NOT STARTING

[slate wagon]

2-0 inaki scored a late goal

[ionic marten]

so we're not cooked

[slate wagon]

2-1 overall

[golden bane]

0-1 win

[somber ledge]

Are you fr bro

😂😂😂

[wispy vessel]

0-1 win

[golden bane]

Ofc

Lol

[frozen turtle]

if we keep playing like this it could be 0-0 or 1-0 bilbao

[vale crane]

horrid performance xdddd

[past lance]

We are not cooked, we will win 3-0 mark my words

[vale crane]

i love this club

[pulsar meteor]

We need yamal to overlap more with his goalkeeper

[somber ledge]

For Atlético ?

[lapis kernel]

Aint no way we conceded to a Bilbao side like this

[golden bane]

What match are you watching?😂

[vale crane]

fr

[flat plover]

yeah inaki Peña comes back mid Match and scores a winner

[somber ledge]

For Atlético ?

[golden bane]

Yes

[somber ledge]

So you think Barca won’t score 1

[golden bane]

Barça win!

[somber ledge]

Brother watch game again

[golden bane]

0-1

[somber ledge]

Ah

[golden bane]

Wtf😂😂😂😂😂

[vale crane]

they've set up a damn fortress

and what the hell is Yamal doing

A fish outside water is more effective

[open flint]

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Athletic - FC Barcelona

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[ionic marten]

imagine if neymar stayed on barca

[pulsar meteor]

🗣️🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: "Rodri and Real Madrid, I will tell you more in the next days...."

— @FabrizioRomano

[frozen turtle]

rn MOTM has to be joan garcia

[vale crane]

get Roony in here

[past lance]

Another rejection

Huejejejejejeej

[vale crane]

this is a bad outlook

[frozen turtle]

madridstas are prob happy with result so far

that away kit 😍

gng why is no one talking

its em

its empty like spurs trophy cabinet

[crystal canopy]

PEDRIIII.

YEAAAAHHHH.

[frozen turtle]

GOLLLLLLLLLL

man city 2-1 newcastle

[crystal canopy]

Oh wow.

[frozen turtle]

lets see the impact of pedri

uyyyy

[lapis kettle]

CLOSE UGGG

[long stratus]

when is hansi flick gonna realize that lewandowski is just better than ferran

[frozen turtle]

yk its bad if you are subbing that starters cuz of bilbao💀

[lapis kettle]

Looks like they're taking it easy

[frozen turtle]

alr yellow card

[lapis kettle]

Oof

[lapis kettle]

Been a while since I played, I just know these fouls hurt

[past lance]

[slate wagon]

araujo and lewa in a 2 1 3 4

[lapis kettle]

Rashford tryna be fancy lol

[frozen turtle]

JOANNN

with another save

[lapis kettle]

Anyone know what its like to play with Pulgia or whatever its called?

[frozen turtle]

its like having a sharp pain while running shooting etc

[slate wagon]

you ever like have an insane side stitch

imagine that

but its in your groin

[lapis kettle]

Holy Rash

Oof

[frozen turtle]

corner

"best attack they say"

[slate wagon]

one day were the best attack, the next we cant score

[frozen turtle]

FRRr

[worldly gorge]

Olmo???

[frozen turtle]

rashy pls

[worldly gorge]

That’s not you

[slate wagon]

oughhh olmo

[frozen turtle]

nvm olmo taking it

[slate wagon]

had he not been fouled that wouldve been awesome

[frozen turtle]

OLMOOOOOOOOOO

[vale crane]

holy moly Olmo

[past lance]

Olmost

[frozen turtle]

why are you taking it

it should be rashy

[vale crane]

sick skills

[reef quiver]

so boring...

[somber ledge]

Olmo can’t do freekicks

Why is he taking it

When rashford is on

[frozen turtle]

yellow card for cubarsi

[somber ledge]

Guys chill in 5-10m Hansi gonna do chances

[frozen turtle]

calma calma

[somber ledge]

He is gonna miss next match no?

La Liga

[tiny light]

That was soft af😭

[frozen turtle]

prob not

[somber ledge]

This ref 😂😂😂

[lapis kettle]

Clip of the foot

[deep owl]

joan is so good

[vale crane]

this ref so shi

[frozen turtle]

we are making bilbao look good

[somber ledge]

Joan our Libero El matador

[inland pollen]

i love lamine yamal

[tiny light]

Fr

[frozen turtle]

JOAN

[vale crane]

he been stupid this whole game

[frozen turtle]

with a wonderful save

[hollow reef]

YES!

[deep owl]

shit ref

[lapis kettle]

Really smart to push it to Maldini

[deep owl]

he fouled rashford

[tiny light]

WHAT A SAVE

[frozen turtle]

1 goal AND PARK THE BUS

[somber ledge]

Never

[crystal canopy]

GGs.

[uneven nova]

garcia is superman

[crystal canopy]

It might be over. 😭

[somber ledge]

Which min are yall on

[slate wagon]

we dont park

[deep owl]

we are not a certain team

[crystal canopy]

Garcia got cooked. 😭

Eric.*

[deep owl]

59:25

[lapis kettle]

This ref man....

[uneven nova]

how’s that not. acD s

robbery

[tiny light]

No free kick?

BRO GET FERRAN OFF TGE PITCH

[deep owl]

lewa raphinha and fermin on

[somber ledge]

What is hansi cooking?

[crystal canopy]

Yeah holy it's over.

[compact star]

what is happening to my team? we played so well against atleti.

[crystal canopy]

😭

[deep owl]

mb not rn

[frozen turtle]

hold up do yall realise in the espanyol game we didnt score for 85 mins with joan masterclass

[storm crest]

Bullshit

[crystal canopy]

Bro.

[somber ledge]

Tranquil

[crystal canopy]

Espanyol was fueled by Joan's departure.

[reef quiver]

LEWANDOWSKII

[uneven nova]

uh oh th bit guns are comin on

[slate wagon]

triple change

aight

[deep owl]

aight rapha, lewa and ferminator on

[lapis kettle]

Why would we play like that against Bilbao

[slate wagon]

fermin brace?

[crystal canopy]

YESSSS.

🤩

[frozen turtle]

ik

[crystal canopy]

Give me.

FERMIN.

🤩

The triple team of doom.

[uneven nova]

give me araujo

[somber ledge]

Superheroes coming in

[frozen turtle]

FERMIN LEWA RAPHA ON

[uneven nova]

haaaaa

[crystal canopy]

Araujo at ST.

[compact star]

At least put some intensity.

[storm crest]

Substitutions of doom

[vale crane]

the three musketeers boutta enter

[deep owl]

why is olmo always mad when he is subbed off

[past lance]

Sub on Messi

[somber ledge]

Do yall think roony will get play time today atleast 20m?

[vapid jungle]

We're winning it now

[compact star]

no. I wish.

[slate wagon]

mask lewa might take lives rn

[somber ledge]

😔

[slate wagon]

im not gonna lie

olmo WDYM WHY ME??

[lapis kettle]

Fermin almost made me lose it

[frozen turtle]

we need the 24/25 rapha euro yamal and 5 goal in 9 min lewa

nah we shouldve subbed off casado for pedri and keep bernal

[lapis kettle]

Pedri is on the pitch

[vale crane]

this is some peak ghosting by Yamal

[frozen turtle]

what happened to the trivela assist that yamal did to bilbao

in nov 2025

[tiny light]

Bro

[storm crest]

Genuinely didn’t notice

[somber ledge]

Pedri El capitano

[deep owl]

cancelo making way too many mistakes

[frozen turtle]

pedri clears

[somber ledge]

Cancelo needs some cardio

[lapis kettle]

Cancelo huh

[uneven nova]

raphinhas pace is insane

[frozen turtle]

im watching inter miami and barca at same time

[vale crane]

I'M SO DONE WITH THIS REF LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[deep owl]

damn what a shot by lewa

[tiny light]

Bro hit pedri in his nuts

[crystal canopy]

Ref is tweaking lord.

[frozen turtle]

if we drop points against bilbao madrid fans would troll us

[crystal canopy]

Literally.

[uneven nova]

oook

[deep owl]

GOALLLLLL

LAMINEEEE

[frozen turtle]

OH

[long stratus]

GOALLL LAMINE

GOALLLLLLL

[deep owl]

WHAT A GOAL THO

[storm crest]

GOALLL

GOALLLL

[frozen turtle]

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[past lance]

Aaaand Golazooo

[thorny nebula]

Goaaallll lamineee

[past lance]

GOOAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

[compact star]

MADRE MIA

[frozen turtle]

WHAT A GOLL

[slate wagon]

OHHHHHHHH GOALLLLLLLAZOOOOOOO

[compact star]

PEDRI!! WHAT A PLAYER.

[frozen turtle]

GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[uneven nova]

LMAIMEEEEE

[past lance]

GOOOAAAAL Y QUE FUE

[lapis kettle]

Omg

[past lance]

Gooooooooooooooool

[slate wagon]

YAMMALLLL

Y QUEEEE FUEEEEE

[arctic pebble]

PEDRI ASSIST LAMINE GOAL 🤩🤩

[lapis kettle]

Who said Yamal was ghosting?

[slate wagon]

AND PEDRIIIII WITH PASSSS

PEDRIIIIII

[crystal canopy]

FAHHHHHHH.

[tiny light]

LAMINEEEE

[uneven nova]

GOLAAZZOOOO

[slate wagon]

YAMALLLLL

[tiny light]

WHAT A GOAL

[vale crane]

GOAL HOLY

[past lance]

Madrid

[somber ledge]

Ramadan Lamine needs to be studied

[compact star]

He didnt have to place it like that. He just did it for the love of the game.

[vale crane]

HOLY TOP BINS

[kindred pagoda]

MADRE MIA

[vale crane]

I did and he lk was

[uneven nova]

ramadine

[sterile steeple]

GIVE HIM THE D'ORRRRRRRR

[somber ledge]

Finesse ++++

[compact star]

thats what I said.

[vale crane]

don't even deny it

[minor berry]

LMAINENEEE

[lapis kettle]

Getting into this form before UCL knockouts is insane

[minor berry]

LAMINENNNENENEE

[reef quiver]

WHAT A GOAL

[sterile steeple]

GIVE. HIM. THE. D'OR.

[kindred pagoda]

Shit mb

[uneven nova]

Laramadine🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[compact star]

No. Im just agreeing with you.

[reef quiver]

asisst from pedri

[vale crane]

chill out

[somber ledge]

Lamine gonna win the ballon dor I’m not gonna lie if they win la Liga and go atleast semi final cl

[manic tapir]

How did yamal score ?

[lapis kettle]

I think the team was so bad at retaining the ball, it put him far from the action

[bronze berry]

lamine is the best player in the world

[minor berry]

PRIME PEDRI

[compact star]

After today? apart from the goal he has been subpar.

[pallid spindle]

go look Twitter

[uneven nova]

same way he scores all his goals

[slate wagon]

yall pedri btw

with the perfect pas

[open flint]

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Athletic - FC Barcelona

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[uneven nova]

banger finesse left side of goal

[bronze berry]

YAMAL IS THE GOAT

[slate wagon]

took less than 20 minutes for pedri to save us

[vale crane]

he lost possession multiple times

[slate wagon]

no pedri no party

[lapis kettle]

Left side top bins, off the crossbar from his side of the box

[flat plover]

Typical lamine goal, cut inside finesse

[uneven nova]

they can’t stop it tho

[vale crane]

that was as top bins as top bins gets

[lapis kettle]

Its gonna happen, unlike Cancelo just handing the ball away to Bilbao with those awful passes a few minutes ago

[slate wagon]

i mean thats the crazy part that its normal now

[kindred pagoda]

Give my man the dor

[flat plover]

I agree

[compact star]

Yeah. Pedri!

[uneven nova]

raphinha dor

[flat plover]

I hate this referee

[slate wagon]

like the only players ppl say that stuff abt are absolute legends

[frozen turtle]

oof

rapha

[flat plover]

the ref just gives everything to athletic club

[green forge]

Man lamine

❤️‍🩹

[lapis kettle]

Raph cmon

[slate wagon]

its the barca burden

[north swift]

pedri is making me cream

[slate wagon]

if we paid the refs we only paid them to make the game harder for us

[uneven nova]

pedrine yamal

[lapis kettle]

Wasn't it about favorable match fixures?

[uneven nova]

pedrinha

[somber ledge]

The assist was more beautiful than the goal ngl

[vale crane]

fr this game ref has been blind

[lapis kettle]

Good joke

[frozen turtle]

corner

[uneven nova]

peak vs peak

[lapis kettle]

NEW FRAME FOR YAMAL AGENDA LOL

[somber ledge]

No other midfielder is able to do that

From middle he goes against 3 people perfect pass

[lapis kettle]

The finish is too much quality imo

[somber ledge]

It is

[lapis kettle]

Oh

You mean the ball carry

[somber ledge]

Im not denying that

[lapis kettle]

I thought you meant the pass

That's fair

[somber ledge]

I mean the whole picture

Yeah I think too

Just perfect everything

Did yall see the defender who felt down when Lamine shot 😂😂😂😂

[frozen turtle]

2 cleansheets?

[lapis kettle]

Yeah. But the frame of the defender doing the splits is just too much for me

[somber ledge]

😂😂

[sour widget]

Adama

[lapis kettle]

Nice pedri

Bro

[somber ledge]

Man that fermin x Lamine connection goes hard

[thorny nebula]

Bro lamine is the only one who can end defenders careers 🤣🤣🤣

[lapis kettle]

Omg

That skill by lewa

Unc still got it lol

[frozen turtle]

if only yamal scored that goal vs atletico

[somber ledge]

Which time are yall on

[frozen turtle]

offside

[somber ledge]

76:45

[frozen turtle]

77:17

[somber ledge]

Wtf my Site man

[flat roost]

0-0?

[lapis kettle]

Clearly off

[somber ledge]

1-0

[compact star]

No Roony.

[lapis kettle]

1-0 barca

[thorny nebula]

75:50

[vale crane]

76:15 lmaoo

[somber ledge]

😔

Atleast 5m please hansi

[lapis kettle]

He's competing with the best in the world man

Was casado good?

[vale crane]

man I love this highline

[somber ledge]

Decent

[lapis kettle]

Only saw this half and I wasnt paying much attention

[compact star]

We have had 5 subs already.

[somber ledge]

Oh

Is arujo moving to rb?

[thorny nebula]

Whos your fav barca player

[somber ledge]

And Garcia cdm

[frozen turtle]

araujo cb

[thorny nebula]

Mine is rapha

[compact star]

CB. Cancelo RB and Martin LB.

[frozen turtle]

gerad martin lb

[flat roost]

Mine is Rapha too

[lapis kettle]

Rapha is everything I wanna see in my players

[vale crane]

oh thank god

[frozen turtle]

eric garcia is versitaile like valverde

[vale crane]

I thought we were gonna play 5 at the back

[somber ledge]

Eric moving to middle ig

[compact star]

yea.

[somber ledge]

Gotta be Lamine or eric Garcia

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/pedri-magic-ball-control-barcelona-fc-barcelona-gif-9724891707332688929

[slate wagon]

pedri or joan

[compact star]

Eric in top 2?

[frozen turtle]

mine is fermin lopez

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[vale crane]

The Ferminator

[thorny nebula]

For me is rapha

[somber ledge]

yeah

[lapis kettle]

Fermin is literally the underdog of this team

[thorny nebula]

Hes madrits fsther

[frozen turtle]

lowk if we maintain this defense we could challenge arsenal in semi finals

[somber ledge]

🤝

[lapis kettle]

Maldini lmao

[slate wagon]

gerard maldini

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[slate wagon]

the jersey gave him power

[somber ledge]

Nope

😂😂

[slate wagon]

what rank is it?

[somber ledge]

When do I get it

[slate wagon]

to get em

[somber ledge]

Holy

[thorny nebula]

We are wininig the champions

[compact star]

You get it rather quick if you just talk.

[slate wagon]

i gotta yap more

techy

[thorny nebula]

We are gonna change are fate

[slate wagon]

wdym?

[compact star]

our.

[somber ledge]

Fermin is like a flash man

[lapis kettle]

Rapha should have passed it to himself lol

[slate wagon]

lamine is so nonchalant rn

[lapis kettle]

Are we doing the Retro kits?

[slate wagon]

araujo nice ball

[lapis kettle]

We're too late right?

[frozen turtle]

JOAN

[slate wagon]

i like the efford

[somber ledge]

Im Not really confident with Cancelo

[frozen turtle]

joan is so reliable is fr

[slate wagon]

oh lamien what skill

[thorny nebula]

Who plays fc mobile here

[somber ledge]

Some la Masia prospect gotta spawn asap

[slate wagon]

nicee joan

[lapis kettle]

Literally Bernal

[somber ledge]

He was amazing last year

Than he had acl

[thorny nebula]

Yeah hi is to good

[vale crane]

Gerard Martin almost had another Inter moment

[somber ledge]

🤣

[vale crane]

he had an Inter moment but atleast we didn't concede

[thorny nebula]

🤣

[lapis kettle]

Garcia had a inter moment against athleti

[slate wagon]

gerard had the highest highs and lowest lows vs inter

[lapis kettle]

Bad pitch is bad pitch

[vale crane]

which Garcia

[somber ledge]

Guys do we gonna score another one?

[lapis kettle]

Both?

[past lance]

Lol what is that call

[vale crane]

ye xd

[thorny nebula]

Sure

[vale crane]

fr

[frozen turtle]

nah mark my words

[thorny nebula]

We are born for scoring

[somber ledge]

Look at that lion 😂😂😂

[slate wagon]

had we won it wed be talking abt him like roberto carlos tho

[lapis kettle]

What a block wow

[slate wagon]

one more 90+4

[thorny nebula]

Joan garcia is rising to the top

[slate wagon]

come onnnn

[lapis kettle]

Also, about the fall, hes on tired legs

[slate wagon]

they are all tired

[somber ledge]

Penalty 90+2

[slate wagon]

its been a long evening

[thorny nebula]

What time is it for you

[frozen turtle]

88:35

[lapis kettle]

88:20

[somber ledge]

Same

[thorny nebula]

86:43

[frozen turtle]

now 89 🕥

[lapis kettle]

10 seconds behind damn

[frozen turtle]

89:30

[somber ledge]

Did yall see Nico Williams

[past lance]

That shot went to the moon

[thorny nebula]

What country do you all live

[frozen turtle]

nico is injured

[slate wagon]

wheere was that shot going

[lapis kettle]

What does he have

[deep owl]

90

[slate wagon]

even i shoot better than that

and i have a terrible shot

[vale crane]

89

[blissful radish]

Guys is it me or my screen is keep getting black every time?

[thorny nebula]

No he is scared to play

[frozen turtle]

+5 min

[lapis kettle]

Not me

[past lance]

Me as well, its so annoying

[slate wagon]

araujo has been solid

[blissful radish]

Fr

[frozen turtle]

dont bottle

[slate wagon]

ever since the coming back hes been a good back bone

[lapis kettle]

ESPN had that issue against Athleti

[somber ledge]

The goat is playing rn

[somber leaf]

I want us to score again

[frozen turtle]

...

[slate wagon]

come on one more barca goal

[past lance]

Crap

That was close

[slate wagon]

make it 2-0

ohewwww

[somber leaf]

Btw
Has Ferran been sub?

[slate wagon]

i like that he tried to volley ngl

[lapis kettle]

Thought he was Oyar

[somber ledge]

Yes

[slate wagon]

that was cool

[somber leaf]

Finally

[slate wagon]

good hit js wide

[vale crane]

Ronaldo vs Spurs volley

[cobalt prism]

yo we have concede 0 goals in our last 2 games

[past lance]

Great

My screen is black now

[cobalt prism]

this game and the 2nd leg against atletico madrid

[past lance]

And its not changing wtf

[slate wagon]

wow were so untidy

[somber ledge]

Counter please

[somber leaf]

Im on break from work
Can't even eat😭

[slate wagon]

we cant keep a ball for our lives

goofy

[frozen turtle]

yellow card

[vapid jungle]

Wrexham lost btw

[vale crane]

we're gonna concede

[frozen turtle]

my hands are shaking

[deep owl]

nah

[lapis kettle]

Took Chelsea to Extra time tho

[slate wagon]

no we dont concede these

[wary mortar]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[slate wagon]

we win these

[slate wagon]

what

[cobalt prism]

bros a bit late

[slate wagon]

is br o behind

[wary mortar]

no i forgot this chat existed

but

[cobalt prism]

lol

[wary mortar]

LAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[slate wagon]

either hes a future seer or behind as hell

[lapis kettle]

Had my hopes up

[thorny nebula]

Yeah

[slate wagon]

imagine he scores a brace

[wary mortar]

in 37 seconds

[warped willow]

Click the link on my bio to join me let's win tonight

[wary mortar]

34*

[thorny nebula]

Dont think so

[frozen turtle]

1 MORE MINUTE

[somber ledge]

Dont do it

[somber leaf]

Who are you?

[slate wagon]

oh goo d run

[frozen turtle]

nooooooooooo

[slate wagon]

lamine great run

[somber ledge]

1-3 man city

[warped willow]

Click the link on my bio to join me let's win tonight

[somber ledge]

Newcastle lost

[slate wagon]

son im crine js send the virus link atp

[lapis kettle]

Newcastle Vs City old at this point

[tiny light]

They really swearing at the ref after all the calls he gave him them

[frozen turtle]

man city has some beef with newastle atp

WE WONNNNNNN

[slate wagon]

ggs boysd

[frozen turtle]

VAMOS

[slate wagon]

love to see it

and 4 pts clear we go

[thorny nebula]

Vamosss

[warped willow]

Yes click the link on my bio

[cobalt prism]

VAMOOSSS

[past lance]

LAAAMAINEEE YAMAALLLL Y QUE FJE

[slate wagon]

see yall for newcastle

[compact star]

Terrible performance. Reminds me of madrid.

[cobalt prism]

4 points clear

[lapis kettle]

Did I just ser 4-1 against yamal lol

[thorny nebula]

VISCA BARCA

[storm crest]

Yet another pedri and yamal masterclass

[past lance]

Y QUE FUEEEEEEEE

[queen valve]

visca barca!!!

[somber ledge]

Motm yamal

[thorny nebula]

VISCA BARCA
VISCA CATALONYA

[somber leaf]

VISCA BARCA

[thorny nebula]

[uneven nova]

lfg

[past lance]

Lamine MVP

[vale crane]

oof

[queen valve]

yamal single-handedly saved us 😭😭

[frigid turtle]

[vale crane]

that was not clean

[thorny nebula]

Love you Lamine

[past lance]

Clean sheet

[thorny nebula]

[somber leaf]

Lamine finishing gotten better ngl

[thorny nebula]

[somber ledge]

Ramadan Lamine
3 Games
5g/a

[vale trail]

lovin this win mate

[strong sundial]

GUYS IT WAS A GOOD MATCH BE HONEST

[hallow pumice]

[obtuse girder]

O my Lord

[strong sundial]

BUT SOME CRAPPY MOMENTS

[obtuse girder]

Ferran

[thorny nebula]

[obtuse girder]

IS TRASH

GARBAGE FERRAN

[vale trail]

TRUE

[somber leaf]

Ferran needs to go

[strong sundial]

yes could not agree more

[somber ledge]

Who put casado as motm🤣🤣🤣

[vale trail]

HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF OUR CLUB

[thorny nebula]

We need a new striker

[vale crane]

Joan Garcia's my MOTM

[somber leaf]

I got a hour and 30+ minutes before I can break my fast yay

[open flint]

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Athletic - FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona dominated possession with 70.40%, completing an impressive 659 passes at an accuracy of 88.92%. Despite having more corners (5 to 2) and shots (7 to 10), they managed only 1 goal compared to Athletic Club's 0. With an expected goals (XG) of 0.45, efficiency proved crucial in this match.

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[vale trail]

sign that fat dude called r9

nah jk

we're broke

[vale crane]

that was not impressive chat

[vale crane]

🤖

[vale trail]

garcia did well tho

[thorny nebula]

At least try

With ferran

We are only gonna bottle

[vale crane]

Luuk de Jong back on loan

[vale trail]

just start rashford

[thorny nebula]

Yeah

You can find a good formation without ferran

[vale crane]

swap deal with Porto for Luuk

easy

[bronze berry]

how did we have 70% possession it did not look like that

[vale crane]

fr

[obtuse girder]

yo

was ther even any contact on inaki

i didnt see the challenge well

[open flint]

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Athletic - FC Barcelona

This is the pass network for FC Barcelona from their most recent game against Athletic Club, highlighting only connections of 5 or more passes.

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[median cargo]

WOO HOO!!

I CAN SLEEP SOUNDLY TONIGHT!!

[vale trail]

just 1-0 but k

[median cargo]

I mean would u of preferred 0-0

[vale trail]

no

it's a good win tho

[median cargo]

Lewandoski did good

[vale trail]

yes

and theres one certain guy who did not do good

[median cargo]

Im try getting my mom to drive me 3 hours to Newcastle upon tyne

[median cargo]

C yall at the next match on Tuesday!!!, Barça V Newcastle

[obtuse girder]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-8276210044503750333

[iron sphinx]

lol

[unborn wadi]

this place still open??? holy

[flat plover]

fr

[north swift]

Goat*

[blissful radish]

I’m the gait

Goat

Close?

[rustic wagon]

@wind atlas

[open flint]

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

:blue_circle: :red_circle: Newcastle United vs FC Barcelona :blue_circle: :red_circle:
This exciting match is set in the UEFA Champions League, where the stakes are high and the competition fierce! FC Barcelona aims to clinch victory against Newcastle United, a team they’ve faced in memorable battles in the past.

:jigsaw: Competition
UEFA Champions League

:pencil: Match Details
:calendar: Date: March 10, 2026
:clock9: Time: 21:00
:pushpin: Location: St. James' Park

Let’s unite and show our unwavering support for FC Barcelona as they strive for glory! 💪❤️💙

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

Kick-off time!
Visit https://www.collectibol.com?utm_source=fcb&utm_medium=discord&utm_campaign=fcb_2526_release , sign in, and redeem the free Barça packs now before the match begins.

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[zinc acorn]

<@&1120585775638130809> Champions League is back

[open flint]

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona holds a solid 55.6% possession compared to Newcastle's 44.4%, demonstrating control in midfield with 208 passes and an 82.69% pass accuracy. Both teams managed 2 expected goals and 5 shots on target, but neither has found the net yet. With fewer fouls (3) than Newcastle (8), FC Barcelona maintains discipline as the game progresses.

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

In today's match, both teams have similar Expected Goals (xG) with Newcastle at 0.36 and FC Barcelona at 0.34, reflecting their balanced offensive efforts despite not scoring. Each team fired 5 shots, showcasing opportunities but lacking conversion. As the tension builds, both squads will need to capitalize on chances to break the deadlock.

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

Half-time drop!
Visit https://www.collectibol.com?utm_source=fcb&utm_medium=discord&utm_campaign=fcb_2526_release , sign in, and redeem the free Barça packs now before the second half begins.

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[open flint]

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

Here’s the shot map showing all of Newcastle United’s attempts following that goal!

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

FC Barcelona dominated possession with 54.30%, showcasing their control in the match. They completed 404 passes with an accuracy of 81.19%. Despite having fewer shots on target (2), they matched Newcastle's goal tally of 1, highlighting a tense battle where both teams found it challenging to convert opportunities.

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Newcastle - FC Barcelona

Here is the pass network for FC Barcelona from their recent match against Newcastle United, displaying only connections with 5 or more passes.

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[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Sevilla

:blue_circle: :red_circle: FC Barcelona vs Sevilla :blue_circle: :red_circle:
This thrilling encounter is part of the La Liga, and it's a highly anticipated clash against a fierce rival. FC Barcelona has a rich history against Sevilla, and each match promises excitement and drama!

:jigsaw: Competition
La Liga

:pencil: Match Details
:calendar: Date: 15/03/2026
:clock9: Time: 16:15
:pushpin: Location: Spotify Camp Nou

Let’s rally behind our team and show our unwavering support as they take on Sevilla! Força Barça! 💙❤️

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[rustic wagon]

Matchday chat is back

[zinc acorn]

<@&1120585775638130809> we are back in LaLiga! Let's see if we can keep the 1st place 🤞

[kindred breach]

hi

[rapid brook]

XD

[peak horizon]

[zenith kettle]

Yooo

[rustic wagon]

e

[feral sleet]

Where to watch?

[maiden compass]

joe

[paper cypress]

Fr

[rough pike]

WE ARE NUMBER ONE VAMOOOS

[knotty creek]

we can

[worthy citrus]

ez win

[sullen arrow]

LET'SSSS GOU

[zenith kettle]

[royal dock]

[fathom tusk]

say wallahi this is the team that 4-1ed us

[rustic wagon]

Don't jinx it bro 😭

[feral nacelle]

[feral sleet]

Where to watch??

[rustic wagon]

Yes

[worthy citrus]

🥀

[rapid brook]

[wet osprey]

today 4-1

[fathom tusk]

check dms

[hard crystal]

3/1

[upper totem]

hi guys

[pure cloak]

200% faith

[crystal canopy]

We might be cooked.

[rustic wagon]

..

[exotic gust]

me too

[crystal canopy]

Oh wait we're at home am I okay.

I need to see the kit.

[topaz yew]

Visca bernabeu!

[crystal canopy]

Bro finally Lamine is rested.

😭

[frozen turtle]

the are walking out rn

[crystal canopy]

Took them long enough.

Roony was 2 million. 😭

[rustic wagon]

Whatt

[magic sierra]

Amal

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/roony-bardghji-barcelona-fcb-fc-barcelona-gif-708798155429852643

[bronze crater]

@neat eagle visca brother

[topaz yew]

Wishing u guys good luck!

[compact star]

Im so excited for this line-up, bar Lewa.

[rustic wagon]

ty

[obtuse girder]

LETS GO BOYS

[crystal canopy]

Sub me in.

I'll help Joan.

🤩

[obtuse girder]

dad how good was prime Jatin?

[odd sedge]

Gng finalisma is cancelled 😭

[obtuse girder]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[crystal canopy]

Masked Lewa trust. 🤩

[crystal canopy]

🤣

Unc still got it trust.

[obtuse girder]

💀

this isnt 2016 bro

[odd sedge]

No finalisma is sad

[compact star]

I haven't really trusted lewa since the world cup.

[sterile steeple]

expecting a ferran torres hat trick today chat 🤞

[fathom tusk]

spain are actual bums

this is why france is winning the wc

[crystal canopy]

Bro.

💔

France has class attack and decent defense.

Espana has great attack and mid.

😭

[crystal canopy]

Raphinha brace.

[obtuse girder]

i see yeah 'unbeaten' with 4 draws

[compact star]

France aint winning anything without Antoine Griezmann.

[rare night]

Som-hi barça

[crystal canopy]

No way we lose today. 😭

[hard plaza]

YOOOOOOO

[unborn wadi]

lmfao "unbeaten" my arse

[crystal canopy]

🤣

[rare night]

Uh

[crystal canopy]

We're a charity.

Sanchez is scoring on us.

[sterile steeple]

damn another remembering

[obtuse girder]

2003 aparently

LETS GO BOYS I BELIEVE

[crystal canopy]

Gavi. 💔

[frozen turtle]

foul for barca

[unborn wadi]

Xavi espart assist is what we need!!!!

[rare night]

I feel like hansi flick should start roony and let raphinha and lamine rest and he should start our b team but after the second half if we are losing hansi flick puts on the good players

[frozen turtle]

nvm other team

[crystal canopy]

Maldini a brick wall.

😭

[obtuse girder]

nah its a foul man

[crystal canopy]

Oh yeah 100%.

[rare night]

The fact that mallorca beat sevilla

[crystal canopy]

But like he's built like a wall.

[obtuse girder]

true

[frozen turtle]

throw in

[tidal dust]

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