⚽︱matchday-chat

[remote wave]

How

[north hollow]

we have 13 shots bro

[unique warren]

Raphaaa

[crystal canopy]

SOMEONE CHECK FOR VOODOO.

[vagrant cedar]

Cuz pedri not playing

[glossy coral]

Lionel yamal

[crystal canopy]

WHAT IS THIS.

[north hollow]

raphinha cant score

[stable ledge]

RAPHINHAAA

[north hollow]

this guys so overrated

[stable ledge]

COOSEE

[north hollow]

honestly

[jolly tide]

Yo ferran score 12 from foot

[wild ember]

Fermin’s ball just knocked my window

[safe locust]

ELCHE USING BLACK MAGIC

[atomic canyon]

No way Ferran scored after those misses lol

[tired dawn]

He can play worldclass but he plays like trash rn

[tawdry oak]

remember when we were begging fer ferran last week

[vagrant cedar]

@thorny breach what was that💔

[open flint]

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[slate wagon]

masterclass last game

[lethal sparrow]

Raphinha close

[crystal canopy]

Has to be.

[timber girder]

Flick. Crash out

[dapper stream]

So close damn

[twilit orbit]

bro this is so bad

[spiral turtle]

😭

[remote wave]

VINI DID VOODO ON BARCA PLAYERS WHO'S NAMES START WITH F

[crystal canopy]

Raphinha's silent today.

[north hollow]

hes always being set up like he Messi

[crystal canopy]

😭

[sonic sorrel]

Flick bouta go bald

[jolly tide]

No head or pen ferran ahh

[lament echo]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF NOT EVEN ON TARGET

[remote wave]

crazy

[twilit orbit]

Fermin how could you miss that I understand with Ferran and Olmo

[atomic canyon]

omfg

[thorny breach]

i dont knowwww

[twilit orbit]

but how does fermin miss that

[past lance]

SOOOO CLOSE FROM RAPHIÑA

[safe locust]

GOALLLLLLL

[maiden ravine]

raphinha bro…

[slate wagon]

ohhh raphaaa

so closeee

[stable ledge]

Yo

[past lance]

Goal1

[dusky temple]

Bruh we're doing good without pedri, we're just being terrible at converting chances

[crystal canopy]

Pena was never saving that from Rapha.

[paper compass]

Almosttt

[past lance]

GOAAAL?

[north hollow]

what goal bro its 2-1.

[stable ledge]

why does ferran have higher rating than yamal on fotmob

[lapis kettle]

No

[past lance]

Waht

[safe locust]

2-2

[remote wave]

It will be 3-1 guys im telling yall

[north hollow]

its not 2-2

[crystal canopy]

What.

[north hollow]

mate

[past lance]

THEY SCORED AGAKN?

[vale vapor]

Bro they have like a million shots and only 2 goals

[stable ledge]

GOO

[past lance]

Blud what

[cobalt prism]

BRUH WHAT

[remote wave]

Because we keep missing but sometimes score

[twilit orbit]

BRO

[north hollow]

fermin missed again :sob

😭

[twilit orbit]

BRO WHAT

[north hollow]

😭

[stable ledge]

NOOOO

[jolly tide]

Lamine lock in dont you wanna win ballon dor no disrespect raph

[stable ledge]

FERMIN

BROOOOOO

[crystal canopy]

I'm dying.

[sonic sorrel]

BROTHER.

[slate wagon]

this is why i hate delay omg

[crystal canopy]

😭

[stable ledge]

WHY CANTVWE GINISH

FINISH

WHYY

[slate wagon]

some ppl have the most AHHH streams

and are so behind

[crystal canopy]

We need another Flick half-time talk.

🙏🏻

[sonic sorrel]

WTF IS GOING ON TODAY

[maiden ravine]

fr bro i have delay

[dapper stream]

Fermin again 🤦‍♂️

[quick quest]

BRUDDA WHY CAN WE BARELY FINISH

[slate wagon]

that they accidentally say missiunfo

[jolly tide]

Like me

[remote wave]

My stream is 2 mins delay

[safe locust]

For me its 21:19

[north hollow]

my stream is on tv so its live liv

[thorny breach]

YALL SEE? thats why i cant get any g/a

[pulsar meteor]

Once again this game is proving that Yamal is our best player, everybody is FAILING him

[north hollow]

44:35

[sonic sorrel]

we need the German to do his thing

[thorny breach]

they are a$$$

[remote wave]

💀

[quick quest]

rashford is even having to warm up flick is even tired of this finishing

[maiden ravine]

half time we lock in like 2009 barca for some reason

[jolly tide]

My game is lagging man

[stable ledge]

THE ONLY TWO GOALS WE HAVE FINISHED WERE IN OPEN NETS

[slate wagon]

im like 15 seconds behind fotmob

[lament echo]

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF COMPITITION WHO WILL MISS MORE

[crystal canopy]

I'm 30s behind.

[thorny breach]

anything but finishing my pass

[maiden ravine]

im like 5 mins behind

OOOOO

[crystal canopy]

RASH PLEASE COME ON.

[timber girder]

Theses something going on

[maiden ravine]

i forgot we have rashy

[safe locust]

Again missed what the hell

[dusky temple]

We should've killed the the game ffs

[whole ravine]

Ferran!!!

[maiden ravine]

put rashy on bro

[remote wave]

PLS RASH CMON

[spiral turtle]

PUT THE BALL IN THE NETTTTTTTTTTTT

[slate wagon]

rashy at striker???

[past lance]

Sub on Rashford please 🙏 😭

[paper compass]

Alright which one of you did some voodoo shi??

[safe locust]

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR PLAYERS

[maiden ravine]

yes

[remote wave]

AND GET FERRAN OFF

[whole ravine]

2-1

[cobalt prism]

Guys I will be back soon

[twilit orbit]

🚨 🚨 **BREAKING ** 🚨🚨

Barcelona has decided to ragebait all the fans into k*lling themselves

WE COULD'VE BEEN 9-1 TILL NOW

[crystal canopy]

Bro. 😭

[dapper stream]

Would love to see Rashford at striker

[jolly tide]

So true

[stable ledge]

GOOO

[slate wagon]

genuinely

[stable ledge]

BRO

[north hollow]

ferran torres what a pass

[stable ledge]

WHAT IS THAT PASS

[maiden ravine]

if they miss one more chance im terminating my contract and getting signed for real madrid bro…

[elder wave]

fr tf is ferran doin😭

[north hollow]

@thorny breach please forgive ur teammate

[stable ledge]

reasonable crash out

[jolly tide]

NOOO PLSSSS

[slate wagon]

pov mbappe for RMA

[north hollow]

we all make mistakes

[twilit orbit]

fermin shot 2 balls to moon

[sonic sorrel]

ay yamal chill dont do anything rash

[crystal canopy]

Bro.

[minor berry]

Fermin

[unique warren]

Brroo

[crystal canopy]

Pass was wild.

[maiden ravine]

holy pass

[slate wagon]

FERRAN WHAT IS THAT PASSS

[maiden ravine]

PUT IN RWSHY

[tawdry oak]

with an extra s

[minor berry]

Return to your prime

[atomic canyon]

ferran

[twilit orbit]

😭

[maiden ravine]

RASHFORD NOWWWW

[remote wave]

GET THIS GUY OFF

[thorny breach]

and im getting blamed for not scoring or assisting

[lament echo]

WTF FERRAN IS PASSING LIKE FERMIN AND FERMIN SHOOTING LIKE FERRAN??!

[twilit orbit]

bro

[safe locust]

What pass

[remote wave]

OFF THE STADIUM

[safe locust]

Oh

[crystal canopy]

Why does Raph look injured.

GGs.

[lean rover]

Rashford moment

[maiden ravine]

he is

[sonic sorrel]

You really wanna work under that turtle?

[past lance]

What was that pass bruh

[compact zinc]

FERRAN

[twilit orbit]

I'm gonna start crying now @stable ledge

[remote wave]

I HOPE MESSI COMES THERE AND SLAPS FERRAN FOR THIS TERRIBLE PLAY

[paper compass]

Ship bro to Saudi I've seen enough

[dapper stream]

Ferran is good at being consistently inconsistent

[spiral turtle]

😑

[maiden ravine]

he scores better than ferran

[unique warren]

Feraaaan

[north hollow]

SHARK CANT SCORE

[past lance]

Raphina looks hurt

[unique warren]

WTF

[stable ledge]

NOOO

BRO

[jolly tide]

Lamine if you go to rma I will never forgive you

[atomic canyon]

Ferran omggg

[north hollow]

CANT BLAME HIM FOR THAT THO

[maiden ravine]

raphinha is injured

[sonic sorrel]

..can't deny that

[north hollow]

LETS BE HONEST

[stable ledge]

OMGGGGGG GG GG

[remote wave]

I HOPE MESSI COMES THERE AND SLAPS FERRAN FOR THIS TERRIBLE PLAY

[twilit orbit]

another 1 💔

[north hollow]

CANT BLAME HIM FOR THAT

[vale vapor]

Rlly

[compact zinc]

💔

[sonic sorrel]

RUH

[atomic canyon]

nahhhh wtffffff

[quick quest]

FERRAN MAN

[spiral turtle]

😑

[dapper stream]

Ferran

[sonic sorrel]

😭💀

[dapper stream]

Bro

[thorny breach]

FERRAN

[safe locust]

10-1 in my head rn

[atomic canyon]

Ferran omfg

[twilit orbit]

I have lost hope at this point

[untold turtle]

We are so wasteful

[sonic sorrel]

SHOULD'VE BEEN 10 - 1

[past lance]

Please raphina don't be injured

[maiden ravine]

bro

[slate wagon]

FERRAN

BRO

WHAT

[maiden ravine]

i cant

[crystal canopy]

Ferran place that better bruh.

[slate wagon]

ARE YOU DOING

[remote wave]

BRO

[crystal canopy]

😭

[thorny breach]

im joining pedri and christensen

[remote wave]

WHAT A MISS

[crystal canopy]

Just boot it.

[remote wave]

BRO

[dusky temple]

No words left for ferran

[crystal canopy]

😭

[remote wave]

IM ABOUT TO GO CRAZY

[quick quest]

this shit is actually meant to be like 7-1 with the amount of missed chances

[remote wave]

NAHHHHHHHH

[jolly tide]

Raph faked his injury because he didn't want to play with ferran

[safe locust]

11-1

[remote wave]

NAHSHSHSUDHSHDJD

[atomic canyon]

That miss lmao like wowwwww 🤦‍♂️

[cobalt prism]

what is my team doijg

[crystal canopy]

Should be like 20-1.

[cobalt prism]

I need to be back quick

[sonic sorrel]

Guys I think it's just one of those days

[spiral turtle]

😑

[remote wave]

Just fake shootnthen shoot gains fejfjsd

Dndhdisjd d

[crystal canopy]

Bro.

Sub in real quick.

[past lance]

Ferran is Darwin Nuñez

[crystal canopy]

We need you.

[thorny breach]

🤫 dont reveal my tactics

[dusky temple]

Doesn't even looks up

[safe locust]

We deserve to lose this ngl

[jolly tide]

Yes pls

[untold turtle]

Should be 4-1 rn but we are idiots

[twilit orbit]

10-1 I'm counting

[acoustic moss]

Players turning into prime braithwaite

[past lance]

Bradley Barcola

[maiden ravine]

‼️BREAKING NEWS:
LAMINE YAMAL TO REAL MADRID HERE WE GO!

[twilit orbit]

10-1 I'm counting

[maiden ravine]

i genuinely cant bro

i cant

[crystal canopy]

Chill bro.

[sonic sorrel]

NICHOLAS. JACKSON.

[crystal canopy]

Don't leave.

[jolly tide]

NOOOOOOOOOOOIOO

[thorny breach]

NOOO who am i gonna play with?

[jolly tide]

Pls

[safe locust]

THEY ARE PAID MILLIONS AND CANT SCORE THESE. BRO I WILL PLAY FOR free

[north hollow]

half time

[cobalt prism]

Me ?

[north hollow]

2-1

[stable ledge]

HT

[jolly tide]

I have a jersey with your name man

[thorny breach]

gng your injured

[vocal acorn]

Hi

[spiral turtle]

😑

[maiden ravine]

we play prime barca 2009 in second half

[stable ledge]

insane

[cobalt prism]

nah not anymore 😈

[crystal canopy]

Sub on bro.

[maiden ravine]

flick talk

[crystal canopy]

I know your injury's fine.

[spiral turtle]

we have a xG of 4.22

[crystal canopy]

Lock in.

[stable ledge]

Yamal and rapha should have 20 assists between them

[acoustic moss]

منبع:به خدا

[north hollow]

only ferran torres is stuck in 22/23 barca

[thorny breach]

you are coming on in the 2 half?

[visual herald]

It could have been 7-1 if Barca wouldn’t miss chances

[past lance]

Elche guy injured???

[jolly tide]

For example Copenhagen

[cobalt prism]

Nah

[twilit orbit]

4.22 xG and you score 2 yes bro ok

[maiden ravine]

stop tryna curse me yo

[tawdry oak]

BARCA ALWAYS SELL FIRST HALF AND WINS IT ALL IN HALF 2 WATCH IT

[twilit orbit]

10-1 I'm counting

[rotund ravine]

r we deadass guys?

[cobalt prism]

But I will be 100% ready for psg

[visual herald]

Holy

[dawn flax]

We are having a very bad game rn

[fair swallow]

Ferrán jfc

[glass oriole]

7:1 no 2:1 hahaha

[timber girder]

Nice first half but a lot of chances missed

[rotund ravine]

ferran needs belt treatment ngl

[dawn flax]

exactly

[glass oriole]

Miss 5 chances to score a goal

[past lance]

HANSI FLICK GERMAN TALK

[dense dirge]

Lock in

[lament echo]

FERRAN MISSED LIKE 5
FERMIN 3
RAPH 3
YAMAL 2

[rotund ravine]

fermin needs to take a touch

[dusky temple]

Ferran has the highest rating ffs

[acoustic moss]

Translation
Source:I swore to god

[arctic lake]

ferran da goat

[dawn flax]

lewandoski we need u in the UcL 😭

[rough pike]

lmao

[vital mist]

Fermin is playing like shi

[rotund ravine]

get a good striker in my club

[grim python]

Ferran and Fermin are constantly destroying opportunities

[past lance]

Sub on Dro

[rotund ravine]

good pfp bro

[twilit orbit]

🚨 🚨 Breaking 🚨 🚨

ALL OF THE DRESSING ROOM HAD UNDER 3.5 GOALS LOCKED ON STAKE

THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN 10-1 TILL NOW

[fair swallow]

can we have Rashford as our 9?

[vital mist]

Fermin pmo today

[ember goblet]

GG

[dawn flax]

Thanks

[acoustic moss]

He went to PSG

[rotund ravine]

FLICK GONNA WHOOP TS GUYS' ASSES

[rough pike]

same to you👑

[rare ocean]

Guys u need said el mala the goat

[lament echo]

can we cook a striker in la masia

[dusky temple]

A semi-decent striker and some good defenders and only then we can compete for UCL

[tawdry oak]

Voy a violar a Ferran. those who know

[warm forge]

Who da fu Is Dro😭🙏🥀

[dawn flax]

The whole barca team is playing shit

[hard plaza]

Ferran sucks now

[cobalt prism]

are we fr…

[hard plaza]

Not yamal

[rotund ravine]

SORRY FOR BEING PESSIMISTIC WE AINT WINNIN THE UCL WITH TS STRIKER

[hard plaza]

Satire

[rotund ravine]

NO WAY

[north hollow]

luis figo of our generation

[lament echo]

wdym we are winning this year /s

[sonic sorrel]

we only produce defenders and midfielders

[tawdry oak]

Voy a violar a Ferran.

[north hollow]

fermin?

[warm forge]

Is Dro even good player?

[hard plaza]

Yes

[sonic sorrel]

CAM

[quartz sedge]

sell ferran wtf is this

[dawn flax]

I’ve never seen more worst half from barca in 2026…

[grim python]

Fermin’s decision making today has been pretty frustrating everything he’s doing is right it’s just the scoring that’s off from him

[sonic sorrel]

midfielder

[dusky temple]

With ferran? Optimism is good but this is pure delusion

[rotund ravine]

fermin needs to learn to take a touch

[dawn flax]

😂

[west loom]

??

It’s just ferran

[past lance]

Fermin Torres

[lament echo]

missed the /s

[acoustic moss]

We have strikers
We need good defenders.
Like tah is a decent option

[north hollow]

yamal isnt

[quartz sedge]

what am i not right? D

[rotund ravine]

theres no way we winnin the ucl

[hard plaza]

Sub in Rushford for ferran idc if Rushford can't play ST

[dawn flax]

Have u seen olmo and fermine?

[glass oriole]

Lewa>ferran

[rare ocean]

Ferran what r u doin

[dawn flax]

After

[tawdry oak]

to far

[quartz sedge]

for sure

[urban dagger]

boys we have 4.22 xG

[west loom]

I will defend Fermin with my life

[warm forge]

Who thell just compared lewa whit ferran

[lament echo]

competition of who shits more

[north hollow]

where u get that from

[sonic sorrel]

tbh his play style is of CAM or numba 10, but he plays right wing

[rotund ravine]

WE SHOULD HAVE SCORED 7 BY NOW

[north hollow]

true bro fermin is amazing

[quartz sedge]

its need to be like 6-1 and now everyone forgot shot expect lamine i guess

[fading belfry]

🤬

[rotund ravine]

WTF IS GOING ON

[dusky temple]

Teams like arsenal are gonna steamroll us with our defenders

[dawn flax]

I wish prime lewandoski was barcelonas era and not bayern 😭

[glass oriole]

7:1 no 2:1 because ferran miss 3 goals

[hard plaza]

We aint winning champions league with this shit ST

[compact star]

yes. but Barça with ferran > Barça with Lewa.

[rotund ravine]

BRING LEWA ON

[quartz sedge]

cmon whaaa?

[north hollow]

time to play araujo as striker ☠️

[dawn flax]

I wish Prime lewandoski was in the barca era and not bayern

[dusky temple]

Our defenders are simply not physical enough

[rotund ravine]

u being fr?

[hard plaza]

Play rash as a striker

[sonic sorrel]

true

[urban dagger]

fotmob

[lament echo]

FERRAN is a super sub lets not start him

[rough pike]

Lewy will play 20-30 minutes tonight probably

[fading belfry]

and not smart

[rotund ravine]

we gettin cooked if we face set piece fc

[north hollow]

dam thats crazy

[urban dagger]

he was a strike b4 CB

[compact star]

We are playing better. We are playing so well this game too. The chances that Ferran has missed are chances that we wouldn't even get with Lewa.

[rotund ravine]

he misses 5000 chances nd scores one

[compact star]

I am.

[dusky temple]

Yep with the chances ferran's got, prime lewa would be having min 60 g/a

[north hollow]

i dont think Flick gives rashy enough chances to prove himself

[rotund ravine]

nah man aint no way

rashy on

lewa on

plz

[pulsar meteor]

RANKING PLAYERS FROM WORST TO BEST

1. Ferran
2. Fermin
3. Olmo
4. Cubarsi
5. Eric
6. Raphinha
7. Kounde
8. Joan
9. FDJ
10. Balde
11. Yamal

[bronze crater]

ferran is a bum

[lament echo]

We should experiment with Rashford as striker

[compact star]

I am. I am tired of watching Lewa play.

[neat eagle]

visca barca brother!

[bronze crater]

lets sell ferran tnight

[compact star]

Get Eric higher!

[vital basin]

Flick has to do something

[rotund ravine]

raphinha pedri nd yamal hard carries us btw

[tawdry oak]

ferran should be way under 1 somehow

[bronze crater]

and lets buy mbappe

[rotund ravine]

ferran holds us back

[dusky temple]

I don't think he's gonna be much better than ferran but I'm up for anything other than seeing ferran up top

[quartz sedge]

we will get and first of all ferran just running around and getting licky position he didnt create any chances.

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-garcia-fc-barcelona-thumbs-up-barca-visca-barca-gif-8345964393370579208

[dawn flax]

I think lewandoski would win us the champions league

[rotund ravine]

him in defence yes

[wild ember]

How many bruises do you think Flick is leaving on Ferran today

[lament echo]

atleast will be a change to see who misses the most lol

[dusky temple]

Ferran's only good as a super-sub (only when we're on front-foot)

[thorny breach]

i agree

[quartz sedge]

olmo is looking so good tho

[rotund ravine]

nah man we gettin cooked coz of that defence

[dense solstice]

Don't delete it after the top 2 both score goals this time

[bronze crater]

brother did u not see olmo's passes

[compact star]

He creates more space for other players. He presses better, and he combines better. He created his goal.

[rough pike]

Ferran shots like Milik in polish nt back in the time

[thorny breach]

if it wasnt for ferran and fermin i would have 3 assists

[rotund ravine]

his through balls r insane today that crossbar too

[pulsar meteor]

This Ferran performance is one of the worst of the season btw I ain’t deleting

[dawn flax]

Puyol, Peque, and Dani alves bro if we had them during this era at barca 😢

[rotund ravine]

fermin needs to take a touch

[verbal dew]

what happened to fermin you guys 😫😫

[rotund ravine]

dani alves x yamal would be lit ngl

[verbal dew]

too many missed shots

[quartz sedge]

okay he has good positioning but he cant finish. what is the point of striker then 😂

[rotund ravine]

needs to take a touch

[young temple]

worst fw performance in la liga this season

[ivory flame]

Exactly

[rotund ravine]

shooting first time

[sonic sorrel]

eric should be higher and kounde lower

[dawn flax]

We need to sell Arauho

[vital basin]

I think cancelo would be great in this game

[quartz sedge]

not only him

[rotund ravine]

nd ferran

[amber glade]

What is ferran doing man

[neat eagle]

[pulsar meteor]

Nah Kounde actually was decent this game

[young temple]

yamal should have had atleast 3 assists to his name by now if ferran wasnt so slow in the head

[quartz sedge]

dr

[rotund ravine]

bro would cook with his crosses

[dawn flax]

That’s what we’re talking about

[ivory flame]

Like we were about to to get a lot of goals

[amber glade]

Cubarsi is having a nice game

[compact star]

Yeah. I agree. However, I think he adds more to every other aspect of the game. But if wr can get someone better that would be ideal.

[tawdry oak]

eric never sells 🫡

[verbal dew]

OLMO TOO OMG dude that pass from balde was phenomenal and then he shoots it like that 💀💀

[quartz sedge]

fr

[rotund ravine]

fermin misses too

[ivory flame]

He pissed me off, like many chances got lost

[quartz sedge]

we just need alvarez 😉

[rotund ravine]

no money bruv

ship ferran to saudi

[young temple]

dawg thats legit what ive said

[dawn flax]

or haaland

[dusky temple]

We gotta stop the ball going to the wings, that's gonna be their whole setup, to break our offside trap

[quartz sedge]

know but

im just saying

[amber glade]

Bring unc in atleast he could score those

[grim python]

Balde could’ve really had 2-3 assists by now.

[young temple]

he hasnt scored in 4 months i doubt him

[quartz sedge]

first of all we need defend

[dawn flax]

Don’t u guys think either Haaland or Palmer would fit so well in this team?

[rotund ravine]

u said ferran i said fermin lopez

[lament echo]

can some Saudi prince gift us haaland

[amber glade]

Its a strategic plan to reduce his value for barca

[rotund ravine]

haaland fits in easily

[dusky temple]

With the chances ferran's got you really think Alvarez is not gonna score?

[vital basin]

For sure

[ivory flame]

Absolutely

[grim python]

Kounde has not been contributing offensively whatsoever he woke up leading to the end of the first half however his impact has been minimal. He’s been good defensively

[rotund ravine]

i cant with ferran

[dawn flax]

yea because Mbappe plays in madrid and the rivealry would continue

[ivory flame]

No body can believe me

[lament echo]

ferran needs to ask raph how to glow up

[rotund ravine]

hes sitting back balde is going up nd linking with rapha

[young temple]

oh i misread mb

[young temple]

did yall see that one insane pass he madr to ferran jus for him to get bodied

[quartz sedge]

we need luis suarez

[meager python]

ferran should be a goalkeeper tbh

[quartz sedge]

😂😂😂

[ivory flame]

I think flick is going to kill ferran by now

[coral oyster]

Sadly offside

[rotund ravine]

no way haaand is signing for us hes in city until 2032 ig

[amber glade]

Kounde is quite up there too

[twilit orbit]

Ferran torres is the highest rated player for barcelona 🥀 ?

[young temple]

thats true

[pulsar meteor]

Btw Balde had like a top 2 LB performance ever that first half

[amber glade]

You are lying

[unique skiff]

Alvaro Rodriquez to Barcelona

[quartz sedge]

really?

[misty geyser]

spanish someone?

[past lance]

Ferran Torres is the greatest striker of this generation

[dusky temple]

I don't understand how flick still trusts ferran to START rather than coming out as a sub like last season

[quartz sedge]

lamine is on top today

[rotund ravine]

compared to other matches hes sitting back

[twilit orbit]

yeah check he has a rating of 8.5 on Footmob

[lament echo]

With pep leaving next season he just might but we have no money so

[ivory flame]

He is absolutely amazing today

[vital basin]

Kounde in center? What you think?

[young temple]

balde is the best lb itw this season and ill die on that hill

[amber glade]

What did bro do for that

[rotund ravine]

man suarez in his lowest would have scored 5 atleast by now

[lament echo]

better

[grim python]

Top 5.

[serene idol]

Yo guys whats the score i just came back from my game

[vital basin]

Lets call hansi

[rotund ravine]

yeah no way we getting him if we do ucl might come to camp nou

[grim python]

He needs to keep it up with this consistency.

[amber glade]

Nah eric and cubarsi are good for the centre

[quartz sedge]

i think he just give chance because he hust came from injury. and its not hard game ( but it is because of ferran )

[twilit orbit]

10-1 ||(If fermin ferran and olmo knew how to finish)||

[dawn flax]

Everyone get ready the second half is about to start!

[thorny breach]

fair

[young temple]

ainnoway this season name 4 better lbs than him

[rotund ravine]

flick giving special treatment to the bois rn

[exotic belfry]

what is the score rn

[dusky temple]

Without the bias, mendes clears both offensively and defensively but balde is close second

[serene idol]

bruh

[lament echo]

Yea do it bruh 😭

[dawn flax]

2-1

[rotund ravine]

wait for em to score 5 in the 2nd half

[ivory flame]

Right

[amber glade]

Lewa is gonna be out super sub now

[tawdry oak]

who has scored

[young temple]

this season mendes is not better than him, last season yes this season no

[sonic sorrel]

watch us turn into 2009 barca squad as soon as 2nd half starts

[twilit orbit]

lamine and ferran

[thorny breach]

yamal ferran

[rotund ravine]

get rashy on he will do better than ferran

[amber glade]

We truly are 2nd half fc

[grim python]

Half time is over guys

[twilit orbit]

bro if we creating 10 clear goal chances in 1st half are we scoring 20 in 2nd half ?

[sonic sorrel]

fr lol

[wild ember]

usually

[grim python]

Araujo might be coming on

[young temple]

has match restarted?

[ivory flame]

Not yet

[quartz sedge]

idk why but i always believe somehow in rashford as a striker 😂😂😂😂

[dawn flax]

Exactly

[twilit orbit]

AWW HELL NA

[lament echo]

balde is good in this game but it looks like he has so much potential and idk he looks like a winger

[rotund ravine]

why r elche fans so happy

[amber glade]

God save us

[rotund ravine]

they r trailing

[vital basin]

Me too bro

[dusky temple]

I still prefer mendes, he will be a world beater in this squad with his physicality and his domination on the left flank

[uneven bison]

omg what is ferran doing in his lifeeee

[rotund ravine]

god cant save us from that bum

[ivory flame]

Nooooo

[rotund ravine]

god gave up on araujo too

[tribal yarrow]

ferran is selling but atleast he made it 2-1

[rotund ravine]

nd ferran

[uneven bison]

I SWEAR ARAUJO PLAYS BETTER THAN THAT FERRAN AS A STRICKER

[fading belfry]

😭

[dawn flax]

Everyone do y’all Still remember the Barcelona vs Inter Milan match?😢

[sonic sorrel]

rashy has played striker b4..so we could try it out

[ivory flame]

Skipping goles

[uneven bison]

it's all de jong buddy

[wild ember]

araujo as ferran replacement instead of kounde replacement

[lament echo]

🤣🤣🤣

[rotund ravine]

not that shi again

[sonic sorrel]

i dream of it everyday..

[ivory flame]

Stop it still hurts

[grim python]

Half time is over

[young temple]

Fair enough mendes is better than balde just not this season

[rotund ravine]

yea bro put it on a plate for him

[uneven bison]

bro i swear if he is playing against us he won't miss like that

[serene idol]

We will get our revenge

[dawn flax]

Even the Liverpool vs Barcelona match 😢

[quartz sedge]

hes perfect for me he just need little ( i mean big ) accuracy

[twilit orbit]

that was ferran with the backheel though

[lament echo]

I HATE YOU STOP

[amber glade]

We really need a good and consistent striker

[tribal yarrow]

no cap i just lowkey think that if we land haaland and a normal defence we will be winning the CL every fookin time

[ivory flame]

Like what’s wrong with him

[fading belfry]

oh hell

[uneven bison]

like it's even sad seeing de jong almost score

[lament echo]

lets score like 5 in 9 mins and get done with it

[rotund ravine]

balde fumbles on the ball sometimes

[twilit orbit]

rashy would be bad as a striker btw

[uneven bison]

que??

[fading belfry]

☠️

[serene idol]

I think flick should try rashford at st if hes good he could be a perm replacement

[dawn flax]

Lewandoski is the best striker of the century

Z

[dusky temple]

Haven't really watched much of psg this season so can't really tell, last season he was simply unstoppable at both going forward and in defense

[twilit orbit]

yes

[uneven bison]

frr

[rotund ravine]

de jong said nah buddy u score it like a good parent

[fading belfry]

i think it too

[amber glade]

He is old now after him

[uneven bison]

bro what back heel u talking abt

[halcyon osprey]

mAYSseeee

[wild ember]

he needed to save ferran's career

[pulsar meteor]

Realistically we could sell Ferran for like 100 mil and get ekitike for like 20 mil

[ivory flame]

He has a great potential

[atomic canyon]

Yeah

[halcyon osprey]

maaaayyyysssseeee

[quartz sedge]

we need striker like suarez

[halcyon osprey]

mayseee

[rotund ravine]

cant we play rapha centrally

[lament echo]

DON'T SUB RAPH

[sonic sorrel]

he played as a striker for us once in the first half of the season

[tribal yarrow]

only if lewa was in his prime in barca not in bayern

[uneven bison]

ikr and bro when was the last time seeing de jong scoring

[fading belfry]

🥶

[quartz sedge]

my boyyy rashford came outttttt

[rotund ravine]

i swear he getting a hat trick then

[halcyon osprey]

meeeeeeccc

[thorny breach]

Rashy

[amber glade]

Lets just let alvarez drop his value more and get him

[open flint]

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Elche - FC Barcelona

At halftime, FC Barcelona showcased dominance with 64.80% possession and an impressive pass accuracy of 86.30%. They recorded 3 corners and 17 shots, leading to 2 goals. Elche, with 1 goal, struggled with only 35.20% possession and 7 fouls. Barcelona's relentless offense highlights their intent to secure victory!

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[quartz sedge]

rashyyyyyyy

[wild ember]

RASHFOOOOOOOOOOOORD

[past lance]

RASHFORD ON

[young temple]

who got subbed

[rotund ravine]

that europa league banger against united i remember that

[quartz sedge]

and 1-1 😭😭😭

[twilit orbit]

the first touch pass which ferran gave to fdj and then fdj gave it back to ferran

[jolly tide]

My game is still not on

[ivory flame]

Yesss

[lament echo]

WHY THEY SUBBED RAPH

[quartz sedge]

idk

[thorny breach]

oh wait

[dusky temple]

I'd say sign some laliga proven striker who's not expensive so we could have an option

[rotund ravine]

rashy on

[thorny breach]

im off?

[stable ledge]

fym

[sonic sorrel]

rashyyyy time to shine in laliga

[quartz sedge]

whhaaaaa

[stable ledge]

no way

[quartz sedge]

noowaaayy

[lament echo]

discomfort??!!!!

[uneven bison]

bro it hit his legs buddy he didn't even mean tooo

[past lance]

Raphina is feeling sore

[ivory flame]

Ur joking

[quartz sedge]

flickk why u dooinggg

[halcyon osprey]

Rashhhyyy

[stable ledge]

bro

[quartz sedge]

whyy raphinhaaa

[lament echo]

RAPH DISCOMFORT

[past lance]

Nah bro rapha is sore

[rotund ravine]

WHY TF IS RAPHA OFF

[thorny breach]

that devil on the front is staying but not me?

[uneven bison]

that was like 2023 💔

[sonic sorrel]

he's hurt

[past lance]

Dont make him play more

[halcyon osprey]

Rashy free kick tpday ?

[sonic sorrel]

nothing major

[wild ember]

raph is feeling discomfort, he should rest

[open flint]

FutBot

Elche - FC Barcelona

The cumulative Expected Goals (xG) reveal a commanding performance by FC Barcelona, racking up an impressive 4.75 xG from 17 shots, translating into 2 goals. In contrast, Elche managed only 0.29 xG with 4 shots, yielding just 1 goal. These stats highlight Barcelona's offensive prowess and goal-scoring efficiency in the match!

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[sonic sorrel]

but to be safe

[rotund ravine]

bad days they were ngl

[quartz sedge]

ohhh rapha hurt

[twilit orbit]

Rapha discomfort yeahbro k*ll us already

[thorny breach]

bye guys

im off

[sonic sorrel]

we have a knockout game on tuesday guys

[ivory flame]

Ohhh 😔

[stable ledge]

wow

[thorny breach]

on the bench

[fading belfry]

nah its just craze

[wild ember]

someone bring raphinha a robe and cucumbers and hot tea and a jacuzzi pls i beg

[lament echo]

SCORE GOALS UNLESS I'LL KILL THESE MOFOS

[uneven bison]

yeah man i remember how happy i was with kessie goal that got the league

[rotund ravine]

we r f*cked without rapha

[jolly tide]

YO FAV GUY

[untold turtle]

Why are we subbing out raphinha

[sonic sorrel]

good match bro, get ready for tuesday

[untold turtle]

Flick are you mad

[ivory flame]

Yes please

[quartz sedge]

what is ferran doing thereeeeeee

[wild ember]

muscle discomfort

[safe locust]

Hes injured

[compact star]

We have Ferran!

[thorny breach]

i will man

[cobalt prism]

Vack

[fading belfry]

yeah i confirm

[cobalt prism]

Im back

[rotund ravine]

xavi era was tought to watch

[amber glade]

Why is ferran still on

[uneven bison]

mannn just anything but ferran is amazing

[rotund ravine]

hell nawh

[jolly tide]

I miss u already

[young temple]

Even worse

[quartz sedge]

whyy ferran still there wtfff

[ivory flame]

Omg i can’t believe it

[stable ledge]

corner

[sonic sorrel]

boiz trust our manager

[tribal yarrow]

cmon it will be alright

[rotund ravine]

CHAT WE R OFFICIALLY COOKED

[past lance]

Akinfenwa?

[fading belfry]

😭

[amber glade]

Does flick see something in ferran that we dont??

[uneven bison]

u should have seen koeman era i was crying bro

[thorny breach]

i can turn into rashy

[jolly tide]

Best St trust 👌

[tawdry oak]

is ferran coaches son or smth

[pulsar meteor]

WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT JOAN GARCIA

[quartz sedge]

lewaaaa is cominggg

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-torres-barcelona-scream-if-you-love-gif-8218807613013868686

[twilit orbit]

@stable ledge pls stay with me we are gonna stay calm after looking at that first touch from ferran

[fading belfry]

nah w r the best team

[safe locust]

Why is Araujo in

[uneven bison]

BRO EVEN HANSI FLICK IS A BETTER STRICKER

[stable ledge]

yamal finess shot watch

[twilit orbit]

LEWA UNCLE LEWA

[jolly tide]

Recreate the free kick or somthing

[ivory flame]

We don’t question the boss

[blissful radish]

bro why did u mute me bro could js gvie a chance at least

[stable ledge]

lol

[rotund ravine]

ive been watchin from 2015 started with treble now waitin for a ucl for 10yrs

[uneven bison]

idc but if he is instead of fermin im cool

[tawdry oak]

Voy a violar a Ferran.

[blissful radish]

Crazy

[uneven bison]

yoooo same twinss

[quartz sedge]

17 shot crazy

[ivory flame]

Ferran is off i think

[blazing pier]

Hi guys

[jolly tide]

Lamine already cooking

[amber glade]

Lewa is warming up

[humble vigil]

BRO WHY IS RAPHINHA OFF

[ivory flame]

Like the amount is literally crazy

[kindred pagoda]

Is rapha alr?

[humble vigil]

BRUH

[quartz sedge]

rashyy will score

[amber glade]

Hurt

[jolly tide]

Take olmo off pls

[blissful radish]

RAFA…

[amber glade]

Bring in bernal

[jolly tide]

Yea

W

[thorny breach]

yo

[hallow cosmos]

Guys yall have any football sites that work on TV?

[past lance]

Dani Olmost

[humble vigil]

ur actually kidding me bro

[stable ledge]

bro

[tribal yarrow]

camel live

[jolly tide]

YOOOOO MY GUY

[quartz sedge]

they cant even control ball and we cant just shoootttttt

[humble vigil]

im not watching this match anymore

[blissful radish]

Dawg calm

[thorny breach]

now im rashy

[sonic sorrel]

Ayy rashy wsp

[jolly tide]

My guy is raph in disguise

[twilit orbit]

bro

[amber glade]

Cubarsi is playing a really good game.

[thorny breach]

wsp

[quartz sedge]

flick need to tell lamine that shoot when hes feeling like ;)))

[sonic sorrel]

You gon score today? Lol

[jolly tide]

True

[stable ledge]

bro

[amber glade]

Pls score rashy i will pay for your transfer fee

[thorny breach]

imma try to

[blissful radish]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[wild ember]

castigo minimo merecido de ferran por hoy

[jolly tide]

Pls do rashy

[sonic sorrel]

Aightt

[jolly tide]

I need goals

[thorny breach]

aightt

i will score then

[quartz sedge]

the stepover moment and then pass was ahhh

[dusky temple]

We need bernal and lewa on

[stable ledge]

foul

[jolly tide]

I need to hate watch to my rma fans

[quartz sedge]

wtf

[open flint]

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[twilit orbit]

wasn't that a foul on the goldfish ?

[blissful radish]

Fr js shoot man like the Copenhagen

[twilit orbit]

wasn't that a foul on the goldfish chat ?

[lethal sparrow]

We were lucky there

[glossy coral]

Well

[untold turtle]

This ref is an idiot

[hallow cosmos]

How to go full full screen

[twilit orbit]

Can't shoot FC vs Can't play FC

[glossy coral]

Yaya Marcus playing

[amber glade]

Am i slower than you what time is it in yours?

[tawdry oak]

Hablo muy poco español, pero no muy bien.

[thorny breach]

yeah im playing

[blissful radish]

Get a goal for us bro

I believe on u

🥹❤️

[dusky canopy]

yea bro pls score

[quartz sedge]

ferran even sliping without ball XD

[thorny breach]

❤️

[twilit orbit]

Ferran

[stable ledge]

bro

[twilit orbit]

💔

[thorny breach]

i have to play with him

[blissful radish]

I got muted for 1 hour

Man

[twilit orbit]

Ferran bro how are you a barca player 💔

[quartz sedge]

ferrannnnnn gooooo leave that pitchhj

[untold turtle]

Ferran wtf

[blissful radish]

🥹

[lament echo]

can INIAKI PENA score for us pls??

[dusky canopy]

can you stay marcus?

[quartz sedge]

omg

[hallow cosmos]

Guys how to got full screen on camel live

[untold turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-reaction-reactions-meme-gif-8141100727479891642

[dusky canopy]

pls marcus

[stable ledge]

it’s over

[twilit orbit]

yayyyy

[stable ledge]

ggs

[dapper stream]

I’m done bro Ferran needs to leave

[twilit orbit]

yayyyyyyy

[quartz sedge]

flickkkkkkkkkk where is ur brainnnnnnn

[dusky canopy]

Can you stay marcus?

[twilit orbit]

yayyyyyyy

[stable ledge]

wait

It’s off

[thorny breach]

yeah

[quartz sedge]

what kind a dumb are u thinking

[spiral turtle]

offisde

[sonic sorrel]

Offside

[stable ledge]

off

[twilit orbit]

safe

[quartz sedge]

being this lewandovski

[ivory flame]

Off

[untold turtle]

Os

[quartz sedge]

bring*

[lethal sparrow]

Elche scored
But off

[humble vigil]

and great

[jolly tide]

Yo every body has been saying that in the first half

[sonic sorrel]

Clear off lmao

[past lance]

Bring on prime Akinfenwa

[jolly tide]

Why do we have ferran man

[untold turtle]

Dude sub out ferran

[unique warren]

Bring on prime luuk de jong

[celest cape]

Isis

A

Islas

[blissful radish]

He’s the goat

[untold turtle]

What's flick doing

[past lance]

Why is my commentator so ahead of my stream bro wth

[blissful radish]

I love him

[dapper stream]

Yea cuz he’s been selling the whole game besides the goal he scored

[tawdry oak]

it cost 55m euros

[remote wave]

Sub out stinky ferran

[cobalt prism]

dw guys I’ll be here soon

[twilit orbit]

we apparently haven't completed the payments for him

[north hollow]

elche scored an offside goal?

[leaden lance]

Yeah

[jolly tide]

U about to make me crash out

Jkjkjk

[quartz sedge]

rashford cant 1v1 i think dd

[blissful radish]

Chill😭

[twilit orbit]

ref

[north hollow]

dani olmo hitting the ref more times than scoring goals

[jolly tide]

What payments man

[ivory flame]

Ferran is literally taking every last nerve i have

[twilit orbit]

60M we bought him for

[cobalt prism]

Did we buy rashford perm?

[quartz sedge]

fr

[jolly tide]

I said jkjk man

[past lance]

Penalty for real madrid

[thorny breach]

not yet

[jolly tide]

And its still not completed

[twilit orbit]

ok

[stable ledge]

Yo

[dark burrow]

Jjk?

[sonic sorrel]

Nope, we're thinking of swapping casado for him

[quartz sedge]

no problem lamine

[leaden lance]

I read that Carrick wants him back at manu

[twilit orbit]

bro yamal

[stable ledge]

can’t blame yamal

[north hollow]

yamal needs to retire

[twilit orbit]

yamal what was that

[stable ledge]

he’s been class all game

[cobalt prism]

I was late when subs happened is Raphinha injured?

[twilit orbit]

but ok

[jolly tide]

It means just kidding

[twilit orbit]

I can let that pass

[exotic belfry]

Ok

[dapper stream]

Lamine slipped bruh

[thorny breach]

hurt

[twilit orbit]

because you've created like 20 chances

[cobalt prism]

Ohh

[leaden lance]

Nah rapha gets some rest

[ivory flame]

Yamal is good

[north hollow]

RAPHINHA INJURED?

[blissful radish]

Nah u alr bro no worry’s

[untold turtle]

He has 3 on him holy shit

[flint path]

WHO IS GONNA WINNN????

[remote wave]

Theres something fishy going on

[blissful radish]

how

tell

[jolly tide]

Pedri man GET ON PLS

[cobalt prism]

Had more on him against inter

[remote wave]

Rashy slipped and now lamine tamal

Yamal

[past lance]

Lamine pamal

[cobalt prism]

SOON 🔜

[leaden lance]

My guy is injured

[remote wave]

Its like its too wet on the ground

Snd on half time i saw the sprinklers only sprayed on elche side

[cobalt prism]

yall think we winning ucl this year

[twilit orbit]

Breaking

All the barca players have betted on stake to gather funds for the striker that's why they're ragebaiting us

[jolly tide]

I have waited too long

[cobalt prism]

Fs

[remote wave]

AGAIN

he slipped

[twilit orbit]

my heart dropped for a second

[jolly tide]

If we have ferran no

[remote wave]

Im telling yall

[cobalt prism]

lol

[remote wave]

Elche made their side wet

[dark burrow]

Could happen

[thorny breach]

i hope thats the case

[ivory flame]

Bro don’t open the old wounds

[sonic sorrel]

Have faith in our players man

[pale geyser]

Barca Will winn

[jolly tide]

How much times do I need to glaze my players man

[serene idol]

no pls

[blissful radish]

ngl what do u guys think is the problem for Barcas full potential prime

[serene idol]

pls no

this cannot be happening

[past lance]

Yes

[jolly tide]

DEFENSE

[humble vigil]

Nope

[sonic sorrel]

Its just a bad day today

[blissful radish]

FR

[sonic sorrel]

It happens

[ivory flame]

Ferran one game u love him and another you hate him

[blissful radish]

AND THE OFFSIDE TOO NO?

[jolly tide]

Its just always a bad game

[twilit orbit]

FERRAN WAS BORN ON 29th FEB BRO THAT'S WHY THIS GUY HAS BRAIN COORDINATION OF A 6 YEAR OLD

[sonic sorrel]

Kounde

[jolly tide]

Day

[sonic sorrel]

And the defense

[stable ledge]

BRO

[quartz sedge]

ferrannnn goooooooo awayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[stable ledge]

FERRAN

[sonic sorrel]

Ahh makes sense

[twilit orbit]

we

[remote wave]

All because of kounde

[twilit orbit]

we

[jolly tide]

Rashy plsss

[spiral turtle]

FAAAAAH

[stable ledge]

someone tell yamal to shoot instead of passing to ferran

[dark burrow]

We been progressing in ucl slowly but surely quarter 2y ago semis last year

[quartz sedge]

ferrannnnnnn goooo goooo goooooo goooo gooooo

[ivory flame]

Feraannnnn

[twilit orbit]

I'm calm bro I'm calm

[ivory flame]

Omg

[jolly tide]

Talk to rashy or yamal

[thorny breach]

bring on the unc

[past lance]

Ferran miss again

[hallow cosmos]

WHO EVER TOLD ME THAT SITE FOR TV THANK YOU

[thorny breach]

i cant with this guy

[quick quest]

lamine bro why didnt you shoot why did you trust that guy!

[dapper stream]

wtf was that light ah pass Ferran

[cobalt prism]

Yoo tell me trust 😭

[twilit orbit]

you're using epic sports right ?

[jolly tide]

Talk to Flick than

[leaden lance]

FERRAN wtf

[loud token]

re

[jolly tide]

Me too

[twilit orbit]

dms

[blissful radish]

Damn

[jolly tide]

What about meeeeeeee

[dark burrow]

Olmo as 9 ?

[jolly tide]

Yes pls

[hallow cosmos]

Dms

[blissful radish]

Tbh

[twilit orbit]

check

[thorny breach]

i'll rather have kochen as my 9 than ferran

[ivory flame]

Yamal is doing everything in his power

[blissful radish]

I think yamal should have never have the Qp

10

[sonic sorrel]

Not tryna be rude, just being honest he's been leaving too many gaps in our defense

[lament echo]

can we take back inaki pena mid game?

[quartz sedge]

what is in hansi flick mind are u crazyyu flickkkk

[dark burrow]

Right

[loud token]

e

[sonic sorrel]

Mostly maybe cuz he playing forward too much

[loud token]

eeedaaae

[blissful radish]

That’s true, but how about we put him at cb and joao rb

[remote wave]

Ferran when first 11 🐟
Ferran when sub 🦈

[blissful radish]

It will be good

[sonic sorrel]

Nah that's even worse rn

[jolly tide]

Bring that Indian who passed to messi man

[pulsar meteor]

Tf

[young pagoda]

Did Ferran score?

[sonic sorrel]

We need a full blown lcb