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[crystal canopy]

Bro.

😭

Every game now is a must-win.

[glass oriole]

Lewaa nice try

[stable ledge]

If we concede

[tiny light]

BRO

[uneven pewter]

visca barca

[jaunty blade]

HOW

[dreamy sierra]

That’s a FOUL bro

[fiery shuttle]

Commentators talking about the new menu in mcdonalds meanwhile we're playing shit and 2nd place in laliga

[stable ledge]

no pen plz

no pen plz

[jaunty blade]

HOW DID LEWANDOWSKI NOT HIT THAT

[tawdry oak]

phew

[stable ledge]

lowk a pen

[crystal canopy]

BROOOOOO.

[glass oriole]

Bro its hard

[stable ledge]

W ref

[jaunty blade]

HE HAS BEEN PLAYING FOOTBALL SINCE HE WAS A KID

AND HES 40 NOW

[uneven pewter]

OMG

[glass oriole]

And still own you

[tawdry oak]

TO WHO

[stable ledge]

CLOSE

[compact star]

what a cross by Casado

[dreamy sierra]

It’s not even a robbery it’s just pure bad refereeing

[jaunty blade]

BRO

[tawdry oak]

aw

[glass oriole]

RAPHINIAA

noo

[jaunty blade]

LEWA IN NUMBER 9 IS LIKE HAVING A KID

[compact star]

our players started to try in extra time.

[reef quiver]

what a save

[glass oriole]

Stf*

[crystal canopy]

Dang man.

[jaunty blade]

IF WE HAD A PROPER STRIKER

[crystal canopy]

Cancelo playing decent.

[jaunty blade]

IT’D BE 8-0

[frosty trellis]

We played so ahh

[compact star]

are you on lewas payroll or what?

[reef quiver]

[uneven pewter]

barca cant lose

[reef quiver]

[full notch]

This is the worst first half I’ve watched in my 10+ years of watching football

[rough pike]

yall last time in September we started scoring in second half😭

[glass oriole]

defends his country because im from poland

[tiny light]

Perez money is paying out

[tawdry oak]

without ferran?

[jaunty blade]

[compact star]

thats a stupid reason.

im swedish, and I am the biggest Gyökeres hater. because he is shit

[craggy dove]

I am saying Fermin comes on and scores a banger

[jaunty blade]

The camp nou looks so beautiful 🔥🔥

[open flint]

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FC Barcelona - Oviedo

FC Barcelona dominated the first half with 72.80% possession and a high pass accuracy of 88.99%, reflecting their control over the game. They registered 3 corners and created 1 expected goal but were unable to convert. Oviedo, with only 27.20% possession, committed 13 fouls while managing 2 shots on target, indicating their struggle against FC Barcelona's pressure.

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[glass oriole]

Camp Nou is still a complete construction site

[tawdry oak]

they have not dominated wym

[open flint]

FutBot

FC Barcelona - Oviedo

In this match, the cumulative Expected Goals (xG) tells a compelling story. FC Barcelona registered an xG of 0.51 from 5 shots, demonstrating their attacking intent but lack of finishing. In contrast, Oviedo's xG was 0.13 from 6 shots, indicating fewer quality chances. Despite both teams failing to score, FC Barcelona had the clearer opportunities.

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[tidal dust]

We gotta get a goal in the 2nd half

[jaunty blade]

It still looks beautiful

[tidal dust]

I agree

[raw coral]

Their playing is shit 13 fouls in a half

[covert rune]

4-2 Barca wims

[tawdry oak]

6 goals in a half?

nice try

[shadow bolt]

2 - 1 Barca is my prediction

[covert rune]

4-2 or 3-2

[sonic sorrel]

2-0 imo

[compact star]

as long as we win

[sonic sorrel]

cubarsi is doing good

[covert rune]

It's going to be a crazy second half

[tawdry oak]

better be

[latent silo]

Fr 😭

[compact star]

get balde on for martin, and rashy for lewa or something

[sonic sorrel]

and with joan garcia we can come out with a clean sheet

[sonic sorrel]

rashy is not playing striker lmao

[granite tulip]

Am I the only one who's like not worried...

[latent silo]

Put fermin on

[frail carbon]

horrible suggestion

[latent silo]

How are you not worried

[covert rune]

Yes sub in Fermin

[compact star]

we have no one else. it would be olmo false 9 otherwise

[latent silo]

Majority of the time it was them attacking

[sonic sorrel]

how about araujo

[tawdry oak]

we cant get dani on striker

[rough pike]

im not worried too, eventually we'll win

[covert rune]

Wdym what about ferran

[compact star]

for 45 minutes? i dont know...

[compact star]

injured mate..

[tawdry oak]

injured

[shadow bolt]

injured

[sonic sorrel]

nah i think he got it

[covert rune]

Oh

[pulsar meteor]

WE NEED KOUNDE

[granite tulip]

We still have second half kind of early to be worried secondly madrid are not in form they played awful they are bond to lose points

[compact star]

i think Martin should come off purely because of his yellow.

[shadow bolt]

gavi, pedri and ferran are out

[covert rune]

I knew about Pedri and Gavi, I just don't really follow Ferran

[tawdry oak]

suprised opposing team hasnt scored tbh with our playing

[heady edge]

FERMIN LOPEZ

[open flint]

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[heady edge]

ON

[compact star]

they are just fouling and time wasting

[rough pike]

Fermin in fdj out

[lethal sparrow]

This first half was so terrible
No one played good

[shadow bolt]

we let them get way too many chances

[glossy coral]

Olmo being bad

[compact star]

no. Frenkie has been good.

[glossy coral]

Holy shit ball knowledge

De jong a cdm

Fermin a cam

[granite tulip]

Jesus Dani and fermin on the same field again OK now I'm getting worried...

[lethal sparrow]

Olmo is better as a sub

[compact star]

maybe try olmo false 9 at first.

[glossy coral]

Maybe switch cancelo to RB

Bring balde get Gerad out

[tawdry oak]

i expected a goal in 30th minute

what is this

[compact star]

I think casado has been good, but Eric could also play cdm with Frenkie

[glossy coral]

Cassado is bad

Will a due respect

[latent silo]

Yeah but we still have to win, otherwise were gonna be chasing them for 1st place

[rough pike]

yeah but i Fermin will possibility to score is bigger than Frankie's

[compact star]

he has been decent this game.

[rough pike]

rotations

[compact star]

fermin for lewa. and olmo false 9. or fermin for casado with olmo dropping deeper. we need frenkie

[prisma wagon]

Olmo imma kill you

Someone change Olmo now for fermin

Oh my god

[pulsar meteor]

RANKING OUR PLAYERS FROM WORST TO BEST

1. Raphinha
2. Martin
3. Casado
4. Lewa
5. Olmo
6. Frenkie
7. Cancelo
8. Yamal
9. Joan
10. Eric
11. Cubarsi

[sonic sorrel]

cubarsi at 11?

[prisma wagon]

WHAT

[sonic sorrel]

check again

[prisma wagon]

WHAT

ERIC AT 10

WDYMMM

ERIC 10

[faint siren]

awful ranking

[prisma wagon]

Nahhh

[shadow bolt]

Yamal 8??

[compact star]

Eric has been the best.

[granite tulip]

Your ball knowledge is horrible dude

[sonic sorrel]

oh wait wrose to best

guys guys

[compact star]

people cant read it seems

[sonic sorrel]

10 is best

lmao

[latent silo]

Cubarsai is doing good 😭

[acoustic mason]

still terrible

[pulsar meteor]

Worst to best mate

[lethal sparrow]

Iam falling asleep
Watching the first half

[tawdry oak]

guys 1 is worst 11 is best

[shadow bolt]

you talking about this match or just in general

[prisma wagon]

raphinha is not the worst tho

[compact star]

how lewa isnt 1 is beyond me.

[sonic sorrel]

cubarsi been good tho

[prisma wagon]

OLMO IS THE WORST

[pulsar meteor]

Match ofc

[prisma wagon]

OR CASADO

[sonic sorrel]

and eric

[pulsar meteor]

guys

cmon

😭

[prisma wagon]

omgg when casado got the ball

OMGGG

the problem he generates in a second

is crazy

[sonic sorrel]

this match atleast..

[pulsar meteor]

it’s from worst to best

[sonic sorrel]

yea mb bro i didnt read it rihgt

eric and cubarsi top 2 makes sense rn

[latent silo]

Then how is raphina that bad 😭

[sonic sorrel]

next is de jong

[pulsar meteor]

yea

[pulsar meteor]

Ruining like 90% of our chances

[glossy coral]

Peak

[shadow bolt]

rapha did nothing the first half except like the last couple of minutes

[glossy coral]

But Rapha at 7

[sonic sorrel]

rapha at 6

[latent silo]

😭 yamal doing the same, were losing possession bc of him

[sonic sorrel]

he trying and making chances

[latent silo]

Ik but bro isnt the worst

[compact star]

NO! kounde is coming on

[pulsar meteor]

He’s making chances at least

Raphinha is a headless chicken

[latent silo]

Not rlly 😭

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-13813457612366790790

[acoustic mason]

hes getting like 3 men on him man give him a break

[pulsar meteor]

Both are losing possession

[latent silo]

It was 1 or 2 chances

[shadow bolt]

yamal was decent tho imo

[pulsar meteor]

But yamal at least made some chances and draws fouls

What did raphinha do

[granite tulip]

Bro put rapha last while lewa missed a big chance smh🤦

[latent silo]

Yeah and hes still tryna dribble when he could try passing, like in the pen box

[pulsar meteor]

Hard chance to score

[latent silo]

Yeah

[lethal sparrow]

I just saw Raphinha losing the ball too easy

[acoustic mason]

but lewas js looking allergic to that ball man

[pulsar meteor]

People protect raphinha way too hard

[acoustic mason]

eric and lamine were linking up well in that rw

[latent silo]

Yeah so lewa prob the worst so far

[lethal sparrow]

That is why I Watch football with my eyes

And not on stats

[acoustic mason]

we needa get fermin on the pitch asap and someone at that 9 position

[granite tulip]

But you put rapha who made two key passes below lewa and casado 🤦

[covert rune]

Calma Calma we just had a bad first half

[compact star]

For god sake. Lewa and Kounde on.

[tawdry oak]

koundes in

[sonic sorrel]

martin out makes sense

he on yellow

[covert rune]

Remember the 4-0 at the bernabeu it was 0-0 at half time

[tawdry oak]

true

[granite tulip]

Martin off...

[shadow bolt]

i do think barca will win but we still cant just ignore how badly they have been playing

[granite tulip]

And kounde on

[sonic sorrel]

Nice eric at cb

[covert rune]

3-1

[sonic sorrel]

I feel safe when eric is at cb

Man's too good

[shadow bolt]

fr

[sonic sorrel]

Fermin will get on at 60

It'd be nice to get a goal b4 that..

[compact star]

He is our best player after Pedri

[shadow bolt]

debatable

[sonic sorrel]

Meh idk

[cobalt prism]

Ehh maybe

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-bayern-tiktok-gif-18738923

[crystal canopy]

Already playing better. 🤩

[sonic sorrel]

Rapha and then Eric

[tawdry oak]

fastest lewa ran all game

[crystal canopy]

Goal from Inigo incoming.

[acoustic mason]

lewa.....

[crystal canopy]

😔

[compact star]

he is at least my favourite player, after pedri

[crystal canopy]

Broooo.

😭

What is with us and not finishing.

Sign Harry Kane. 🤩

[sonic sorrel]

Did u forget?

[shadow bolt]

🥲

[sonic sorrel]

We are barcelona

[crystal canopy]

Nah.

[sonic sorrel]

We can't sign players in laliga

Even tho we are the champions

[covert rune]

Visca Barca

[tawdry oak]

NICE

[crystal canopy]

Bro I thought we subbed off Eric.

I got scared.

[sonic sorrel]

We'd be losing

[crystal canopy]

Real.

Holy Eric.

😭

[cobalt prism]

Eric goat

[crystal canopy]

OFFSIDE.

????

[sonic sorrel]

Nah

Behind the ball

[crystal canopy]

Mmmm.

[jaunty blade]

Guys endrick scored

[crystal canopy]

I'm dying.

[jaunty blade]

Im lowkey happy for him

[sonic sorrel]

OLMOST

[crystal canopy]

Daaaaang Raph.

🤩

[jaunty blade]

Hes a god d

[sonic sorrel]

O L M O S T

[tawdry oak]

he just bullets the cross

[sonic sorrel]

GOALLLLLL

[storm crest]

GOALL

[crystal canopy]

Bro that cross definitely hurt. 😭

[storm crest]

OLMO

[tawdry oak]

COME OPN

[sonic sorrel]

YAMAL WHAT A HIGH PRESS

[stable ledge]

GOAALLLLLL

WHAT A PRESS

[sonic sorrel]

HAHAHAHAJAJSBDJDJDDJ

[humble nebula]

vamos

[dreamy sierra]

OLMOS BACK

[stable ledge]

OLMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[uneven pewter]

OLMOOOO

[humble nebula]

DANI

[sonic sorrel]

OLE OLE OLE

[cobalt prism]

OOLOOMOOOOOO

[shadow bolt]

DANI OLMO

[tidal dust]

Goal 1-0 D Ono scored YES

[jaunty blade]

DANI OLMOOO

[cobalt prism]

CAMIOOOOS

[jaunty blade]

FINALLY

WHAT A GOAL

[craggy dove]

Lessgoooooo

Olmoooooo

[shadow bolt]

THE GOAT

[tidal dust]

Finally Yes

[crystal canopy]

OLMO WHO ARE YOU????

No-touch assist by Yamal. 😭

[cobalt prism]

OLMO MY
GOAT

[tiny light]

VAMOS

[glass oriole]

Finall

[fiery shuttle]

OLMOST 2-0

[tiny light]

GOALMO

[cobalt prism]

VAMMOSSS

[sonic sorrel]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

[crystal canopy]

Why is Olmo good but not good. 😭

[tiny current]

VAMOS

[crystal canopy]

Dawg I swear this guy is bipolar.

[rose acorn]

We finna concede right after

[sonic sorrel]

He is olmost good

[cobalt prism]

[dreamy sierra]

Pls don’t score during the

[tall hornet]

Alguien abla español?

[sonic sorrel]

Fr

[crystal canopy]

He has like one bad game and then great ones.

Bro kick-off glitch. 💔

[shadow bolt]

Olmo just decides when he wants to be what

[jaunty blade]

What a goal by dani olmo

[crystal canopy]

Real.

[stable ledge]

is that a yamal assist btw

[crystal canopy]

Nah.

[stable ledge]

or nah

[crystal canopy]

We need more bruh.

[latent silo]

Goal

[crystal canopy]

Deadlock broken. 🙏🏻

[stable ledge]

another?

[sonic sorrel]

We doin that alot huh? It's cuz we put our guard down..not noticing that we have a high ahh defense line

[latent silo]

Nah olmo 😭

[rare steppe]

Live

[latent silo]

My stream might be behind then

[shadow bolt]

GOALLLL

[cobalt prism]

What websites yall use wit watch

[shadow bolt]

RAPHAAA

[crystal canopy]

I can't even lie Cancelo is playing decent.

[latent silo]

Wait actually?

[distant plinth]

2-0?

[crystal canopy]

No way bruh.

💀

[rare steppe]

Where is the live?

[dreamy sierra]

You either lying or crazy far ahead

[crystal canopy]

This guy's trolling.

[open flint]

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[cobalt prism]

He is trolling

[crystal canopy]

Nah Cancelo is actually good this game.

[distant plinth]

or hes in the past and watching the el clasico lol

[shadow bolt]

oh yeah

oops

[dreamy sierra]

Or that 🤔

[covert rune]

VISCA BARCA

OLMO

[cobalt prism]

VISCA BARÇA VAMMOOSSS CULERR

[stable ledge]

CLOSEE

[opal lantern]

match starts?

[crystal canopy]

Bro why is this commentator dissing.

[covert rune]

VISCA OLMO

[crystal canopy]

😭

[dreamy sierra]

What a cross

[shadow bolt]

daniel olmo carvajal

[dreamy sierra]

Was that yamals right foot????

[tawdry oak]

lewa placement

[shadow bolt]

close

[dreamy sierra]

He’s unlocked his weak foot

[crystal canopy]

Yeah.

[rare steppe]

Where is the live brothers

[crystal canopy]

Somehow. 💀

[dreamy sierra]

The world is NOT ready

[stable ledge]

BALDEE

is coming on

[crystal canopy]

Aw man.

[tall hornet]

[dreamy sierra]

What a game cancelo

[stable ledge]

DAPHAAAA

[shadow bolt]

bro im so pissed off by how the commentator pronounces de jong's name

[sonic sorrel]

Hmmm balde huh..

[stable ledge]

RAPHAAAA

[sonic sorrel]

Nice

[stable ledge]

WHAT A CHIP

WHAT A CHIP

[acoustic mason]

RAPHAAAA

[stable ledge]

FOLAZOOOOOO

[acoustic mason]

FIREEEE

[sonic sorrel]

LMAOOOO

[crystal canopy]

All ball bruh what.

[storm crest]

RAPHINHAAA

[stable ledge]

@shadow bolt bro was too far ahead

[acoustic mason]

CRAZYYYYYY

[stable ledge]

ong

[dreamy sierra]

RAOHINHAAAA

[crystal canopy]

Bro what how behind am I. 😭

[acoustic mason]

THIS IS OUR HALF

[atomic canyon]

GOAAAALLLLLLLLL

[crystal canopy]

Raphinha guessed his own goal.

[tidal dust]

Goal 2-0 Raphinha scored VAMOS

[onyx fox]

VAMOS

[uneven pewter]

VAMOSSSS

[crystal canopy]

😭

[rare steppe]

Where is the liveeeeeeeeee

[shadow bolt]

no way he actually scored

[stuck mirage]

VAMOS

[craggy dove]

Raphaaaaaa

[cobalt prism]

VAMMOSSS

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-offside-real-madrid-kylian-mbappe-dembele-gif-13242567153198356403

[cobalt prism]

RAPHINHAAA

[atomic canyon]

VAMOSSSSSSS

[tiny light]

RAPHAAAAAAA

[uneven pewter]

RAPHINHA MY GOAT

[granite tulip]

See not worried

[fiery shuttle]

RAPHINHA

[crystal canopy]

Thanks bro for scoring.

[shadow bolt]

nah i really predicted the rapha goal

[cobalt prism]

BALLON DOR 2026 INCOMING

[rare steppe]

WHERE IS THE LIVE ALO

[tiny light]

NEVER FEAR RAPHINHA IS HERE

[shadow bolt]

what did i tell you guys?

[covert rune]

RAPHINHA

[cobalt prism]

RAPHINHA BALLN DOR

[uneven pewter]

FR

[crystal canopy]

Are we surprised.

We need more goals.

I need 2 more.

🤩

[cobalt prism]

VAMMOSSS

[sonic sorrel]

guys what's with us and the second half in every match?

[cobalt prism]

VISCA BARÇA

[glass oriole]

Goooollll

[shadow bolt]

nah

[dreamy sierra]

Ballon d’or
Ballon d’or
Ballon d’or

[crystal canopy]

Exactly.

[cobalt prism]

BALLON D’OR

[storm crest]

I don’t think so honestly

[shadow bolt]

bro really pulled the brahim diaz

[atomic canyon]

vamossssssss

[crystal canopy]

Yo can you score another. 🙏🏻

[crystal canopy]

But he scored though.

💀

[dreamy sierra]

Ballon d’or

[shadow bolt]

thats the point

[dreamy sierra]

Ballon d’or

[covert rune]

VISCA RAPHINHA VISCA BARCA VISCA EL RAPHA

[stable ledge]

YESSSS

[dreamy sierra]

We will be there

[acoustic mason]

ferminnnn w

[stable ledge]

FERMIN AND BALDE R COMING ON

[covert rune]

10-0!!!!

[sonic sorrel]

Guys guys what's with us and the second half?

[shadow bolt]

im gonna let lamine yamal score

[cobalt prism]

CAMMOSSS

[sonic sorrel]

We always play better

[cobalt prism]

VAMMOSSS

[cyan pecan]

Raphina the Goat

[atomic canyon]

vaamosssss team vamosssss

[sonic sorrel]

In second half

[cyan pecan]

We still are top 1

[cobalt prism]

Raphinha ballon dor

[stable ledge]

yess they r on

balde for cancelo

[cobalt prism]

+3 POINTS

VAMMOSSS

[stable ledge]

Fermin for rapha NOOOOOOOOOO

[shadow bolt]

bro where would barca be without the second half?

[covert rune]

Why Barca always sell the first half but cook in the second

[stable ledge]

WHOS MAKING THE SUBS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cobalt prism]

NOOO

[crystal canopy]

WHAT.

[acoustic mason]

2nd in tha table.

[sonic sorrel]

Actually..

[novel kiln]

omg

[crystal canopy]

😭

Nah low-key he needs to rest.

[acoustic mason]

raphinha off..

[compact star]

lewa 90 minutes....maybe Flick just wants to raise his marketvalue

[tawdry oak]

...

[sonic sorrel]

Rapha off?

[crystal canopy]

Blud's playing too much.

Lewa should go off.

Sub Rashy.

[shadow bolt]

lower

nah bruh

[cyan pecan]

So many Raphina pfp

[stable ledge]

unc lewy when u gonna finish instead of giving thumbs up

[shadow bolt]

they did rapha dirty

[crystal canopy]

Word.

[acoustic mason]

frrr

[shadow bolt]

i mean

[sonic sorrel]

Olmo playing wing

[acoustic mason]

lamine is putting goals into the box

[cyan pecan]

The Goat ofc

[stable ledge]

OHH MY

ALMOST A GOLAZOOOOOOOO

[shadow bolt]

true

[cobalt prism]

OOOFFFF

[sonic sorrel]

BROKOIIII

[cobalt prism]

ALMOST

[acoustic mason]

OMGGGG

[stable ledge]

unc lewy should reach that

[cobalt prism]

WHAT A PASS LAMINE

[crystal canopy]

Literally.

[tawdry oak]

AW

[acoustic mason]

LAMINE IS COOKING

[novel kiln]

DAMNN

[crystal canopy]

I need more.

[stable ledge]

u mean shot

[sonic sorrel]

Ankara yamal Ankara yamal

[crystal canopy]

🤩

[compact star]

he should've gone with the head

[stable ledge]

yea

[jaunty blade]

Im crying

[tawdry oak]

commentator had a voice crack

[crystal canopy]

I'm dying Yamal's going crazy. 😭

[jaunty blade]

How is lewandowski this bad

[compact star]

watch lewa fluke a goal and then everyone praises him

[crystal canopy]

Lewunc is tweaking.

[tawdry oak]

im watching

[sonic sorrel]

Yamal ain't playing no more he praying

[sand quiver]

Etta eyong plssss✌️✌️

[jaunty blade]

True

[shadow bolt]

i will never get over how the commentator pronounces de jong's name

[atomic canyon]

Lamine going crazy damn

[novel kiln]

show yourself Olmo😆😆😝

[cobalt prism]

FERMIN WILL SCOFE

SCORE*

[dreamy sierra]

It hurts seeing lewangoalski like ts

[crystal canopy]

LITERALLY.

[cobalt prism]

I REPEAT

[sonic sorrel]

Dey hong

[cobalt prism]

FERMIN WILL SCORE

[stable ledge]

ref is mad

[acoustic mason]

prime tiki taka there

[dreamy sierra]

Best cam itw

[stable ledge]

what a play tho

[cobalt prism]

Fr

[compact star]

Fermin adds so much energy. Lewa drains energy

[covert rune]

Underrated player of the century

[cyan pecan]

Oviedo looks like Argentina like I am tweaking so much

[sonic sorrel]

Messi bouta sub in for them and score a hatrick

[cobalt prism]

ay no foul?

[noble terrace]

Guys whats the score

[tawdry oak]

2-0

[cobalt prism]

2-0

[noble terrace]

Okay

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-rd2-red-dead-redemption-2-rd2-leny-lenyyyy-gif-17880924538932514045

[cobalt prism]

Raphinha 1 olmo 1

[noble terrace]

Bro raphinha need to win the ballondor

[stable ledge]

w press

[shadow bolt]

bro if the real oviedo goalkeeper scores then you know hes hitting the biggest siuuuuu

[novel kiln]

show yourself Olmo😝😝😚

[stable ledge]

GOOOO

oof

[compact star]

Casado has played good today. I feel like he is finding his form

[stable ledge]

PHHHHH

[novel kiln]

Is Pedri laughing happily now?

[sonic sorrel]

Gay

[stable ledge]

thought he saved that

[shadow bolt]

glad to know we're gonna be top of la liga after this match

[novel kiln]

what

[compact star]

Kounde comes on, and they get a chance....

[sonic sorrel]

Gayeeeee

[shadow bolt]

bad clearance from jules

[novel kiln]

i’m not gay!

[noble terrace]

Guys what bein sport it is

[sonic sorrel]

You tryna kiss olmo

[shadow bolt]

straight at the striker

[novel kiln]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[compact star]

my biggest issue with lewa is that he doesn't try. he just gives up if he realises he wont win the duel.

[cobalt prism]

Frenkie has Been cooking this match am I right lwk?

[sonic sorrel]

He's playing his part

[novel kiln]

i am girl 😆

[compact star]

Frenkie has been incredible this year.

[sonic sorrel]

Ahh

[tawdry oak]

not really

[cobalt prism]

Exactly

[sonic sorrel]

Still gay

[stable ledge]

Casado bringing in the pedri flair

[novel kiln]

wht 🙂

[noble terrace]

L pass

[sonic sorrel]

Yes. Gay.

[shadow bolt]

hes getting older and he has been a legend for us but next transfer window our biggest priority will be a striker

[sonic sorrel]

Laporta as striker here we go!

[novel kiln]

i am girl, what do you mean by gay

[prisma wagon]

KOUNDE OUT RN

[sonic sorrel]

Wake yo ahh up president

[acoustic mason]

Just watch the match gng, no need for gay allegations🥀

[prisma wagon]

#KOUNDEOUT

[stable ledge]

W Joan

[sonic sorrel]

Just gay

[noble terrace]

To baldo

[novel kiln]

ah stop

[shadow bolt]

we cant trust ferran to start, hes made to be a super sub

[proper lintel]

طس

[sonic sorrel]

Lmao ok

[proper lintel]

'd

[compact star]

You cant argue with that..

[sonic sorrel]

Exactly

[compact star]

very compelling argument

[novel kiln]

you are annoying me

[sonic sorrel]

Good

That was my motive

[proper lintel]

how much goals right now ?

[sonic sorrel]

😂

[cobalt prism]

2-0

[sonic sorrel]

2

[proper lintel]

thanks

[stable ledge]

yamal almost

[novel kiln]

up to u

[stable ledge]

BALDE

[acoustic mason]

W blade run

[sonic sorrel]

Ok. Gay.

[stable ledge]

corner

[cobalt prism]

+3 points incoming

[compact star]

roony for Lewa.

[sonic sorrel]

Told yall, balde creates chances

[cobalt prism]

Agreed

[novel kiln]

omg.. ok finw

[shadow bolt]

blade is imo in the top 91 LBs

[novel kiln]

fine

[sonic sorrel]

Honestly..that could work

[open flint]

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[sonic sorrel]

😂

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[stable ledge]

when we subbing rapha back in for lewa

[sand quiver]

commentators voice crack yo

[acoustic mason]

Fr

[shadow bolt]

what?

ferran better

[compact star]

last 10 we subbing lewa for Araujo

[stable ledge]

ferran is injured

[sonic sorrel]

Bro is gay for rapha

[cobalt prism]

Yo who else loves Raphina and yamal cele

[shadow bolt]

alr then pedri

[sonic sorrel]

We subbing lewa for laporta

[stable ledge]

pedri is injured

[acoustic mason]

Bernau???

[compact star]

lets go! Bernal

[stable ledge]

BRO

[shadow bolt]

alr then gavi

[stable ledge]

we be subbing everyone except lewa

[acoustic mason]

What the hell bro?

[sonic sorrel]

Ayy ma boi bernalll

[stable ledge]

Gavi I is injured

[acoustic mason]

Lamineeeeee

[sand quiver]

GOLLLL

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[stable ledge]

OMG

[storm crest]

GOALL

[stable ledge]

KMG

[compact star]

QUE GOLAZO

[stable ledge]

OMG

[cyan pecan]

LAMINE YAMAL

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[stable ledge]

OMGGGGGG

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[storm crest]

LAMINEEE

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[stable ledge]

LAMINEEEE

[acoustic mason]

Omg

[cyan pecan]

3-0

[stable ledge]

WHATTTTT

WHATTTTT

[cyan pecan]

LAMINEEE

[acoustic mason]

Laminneeeeeeee

[compact star]

Madre mia!

[sonic sorrel]

BROOOOII

Oaksnssoskwbssu

[uneven pewter]

YOOO

[tawdry oak]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[uneven pewter]

WHAT A GOAL

OMG

[shadow bolt]

then hector fort

[tawdry oak]

WHAT THE GHELL

[humble nebula]

HOLY SHIT

[sonic sorrel]

IM GOIN CRAZY

[uneven pewter]

LAMINE MY GOAT

CRAZY

[craggy dove]

Lamineeeeee

[dreamy sierra]

YAMAL

[tidal dust]

Goal 3-0 Yamal scored OMG VAMOS

[dreamy sierra]

HOLY

[tawdry oak]

OH MY GOODNESS

[sonic sorrel]

YAMALĹLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[stable ledge]

OMFGGGGGG

[atomic canyon]

GOAAAAAL LAMINEEEEEEE

[uneven pewter]

HOLY

[stable ledge]

HOWWWWWWW

[craggy dove]

Omg

[jaunty blade]

WHAT A GOAL

[uneven pewter]

MY GOAT

[atomic canyon]

WHAT A GOAL

[tiny light]

GOALAZO

[atomic canyon]

WOWWWW

[shadow bolt]

OOOOO

[sand quiver]

His 100th g/a

[tidal dust]

WHAT A GOAL from Yamal VAMOS

[uneven pewter]

BRO IS RONALDO

[distant plinth]

VISCA BARCA VISCA CATALONIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[uneven pewter]

FR FR

[stuck mirage]

WOWOWOW

[glass oriole]

Omgg

[sonic sorrel]

GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO

[atomic canyon]

GOALLLLL GOALLLLLL

[hard plaza]

HOLY SHIIIIT

[cobalt prism]

GOALLLLL

[glass oriole]

WHAT A GOAL

[shadow bolt]

LAMINEEEEEEEEEE

[uneven pewter]

M,Y GIOAT

[tawdry oak]

SUPERHUMAN

[cyan pecan]

LAMINE BICYCLE KICK

[cobalt prism]

HOLY SHITTG

[crystal canopy]

WHAT THE HELL.

[glass oriole]

OMG

[hard plaza]

IM GONNA PASS OUT

[novel kiln]

WOWWW

[atomic canyon]

GOAAAAAALLLLLL GOLL GOLLL GOLLLLL

[cobalt prism]

DAMNN

[crystal canopy]

WHAT WAS THAT.

[acoustic mason]

WHO SAW THAT COMINGY

[crystal canopy]

????

[jaunty blade]

WHAT A GOAL

[cobalt prism]

GOALLL LAMINEEEEE

[atomic canyon]

WHAT A GOAL OMGGGGGGGG

[shadow bolt]

WAIT I NEED A REPLAY

[novel kiln]

ITUDIAA

[sonic sorrel]

Half volley but ok

[acoustic mason]

Insane

[cunning carbon]

WHAAAAATTTT LAMINE

[novel kiln]

ANJIR B INDO DLU GUYS

[crystal canopy]

I'M SO CONFUSED.

[novel kiln]

PUSINGKUI

[compact star]

Luis Suarez ahh goal

[glass oriole]

LAMINE YMAL GOAL BICYCLE KICK BEFORE GTA 6

[atomic canyon]

wowwwwwww

[onyx fox]

WOWOWOW

[acoustic mason]

Almost outside the box

Crazy

[cobalt prism]

WHAT A GOAL

OMDDDDD

[stable ledge]

LAMINE BYCICKLE KICK WOWWWW

[novel kiln]

mee to 😭

[jaunty blade]

OMG WHAT A GOAL

[dreamy sierra]

When did he have that in his locker?????

[tawdry oak]

I WAS ABOU TO GO TO MAN UNITED VS ARSENAL

[cobalt prism]

VAMMOSSS

[shadow bolt]

OOOOOOO

[crystal canopy]

Great assist.

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/zlatan2-gif-19053327

[stable ledge]

Bernal for olmo

[sonic sorrel]

Flick's reaction is priceless

[stable ledge]

we be subbing everyone except lewa

[shadow bolt]

WHEN COULD LAMINE SCORE BYCICLE KICKS???

[crystal canopy]

Holy bro.

The trivela assist.

[stable ledge]

GOAL

[glossy coral]

SOME FANS HATED ON MU GOAT

[stable ledge]

but off

[scarlet gate]

GOLAZOOOOO

[compact star]

it was a poor ball from olmo.

[crystal canopy]

😭

[glossy coral]

MY GOAT

MY GOAT

MY GOAT

[sonic sorrel]

De Jong now at 10

[latent silo]

HOLLY

[crystal canopy]

It was okay.

[glossy coral]

ESTVAO WHO?

[crystal canopy]

?

[acoustic mason]

Same here gng

[sonic sorrel]

Should be interesting

[cunning carbon]

Since when did we sign zlatan?

[craggy dove]

Olmo with a goal and an assist

[crystal canopy]

An assist is an assist.

[distant plinth]

prob gotta be like 5'11 or 6 feet

[crystal canopy]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[jaunty blade]

LAMINE YAMAL IS CLEAR OF ESTEVAO ENDRCK ARDA GULER DOUE AND ALL THOSE FRAUDS

[cobalt prism]

OLMO 1 GOAL AND 1 ASSIST VAMMOSSS

[compact star]

it turned out great.

[hard plaza]

Lamine Bycicle Kick Before February 2026

[glass oriole]

Olmo prike

[vale trail]

yamal great goal niceeee

[glass oriole]

Before gta6

[cobalt prism]

Ooouf close

[atomic canyon]

ForBlaugrana has uploaded the goal.

[crystal canopy]

Like we didn't know that. 😭

[cobalt prism]

Gng we know that 😭😭

[shadow bolt]

hes about 5'10 5'11

[hard plaza]

And before this foul that just happened

[jaunty blade]

i was just confirming it

[sonic sorrel]

Bring whoever else yall want

[crystal canopy]

Isn't he 1.80?

[stable ledge]

obviously

[sonic sorrel]

LA MASIA NEVER DISSAPOiNTS

[open flint]

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[glass oriole]

Roony come in

[compact star]

Roony might come on

[glass oriole]

Nice

[shadow bolt]

i think so

[hard plaza]

If he comes on for yamal I'm crashing out

[glass oriole]

Score is good give him rest

[compact star]

resting yamal I guess...

[crystal canopy]

He's like 5'10-5'11 ish.

[hard plaza]

He scored a bicycle dude

[crystal canopy]

We're 3-0 up bro.

😭

[sonic sorrel]

Dude this is crazy but de Jong actually making it up for not having pedri

[hard plaza]

He don't need rest

[sonic sorrel]

This week's ucl gon be tough

[compact star]

but the win is certain.

[glass oriole]

Fr

Let play roony

[crystal canopy]

Kind of but we need the passing certainty, FDJ has been great. 🙏🏻

[shadow bolt]

he does need rest

[compact star]

lewa another 90 minutes. we will be there

[crystal canopy]

I want a 4th. 🙏🏻

[hard plaza]

We gonna score one in 5 minutes

[sonic sorrel]

We have a ucl match coming up..

[glass oriole]

Its 77 kijute

[novel kiln]

This is a sure win, I have to sleep for school tomorrow 💆🏻‍♀️

[stable ledge]

ROOOONYY IN

[glass oriole]

Minute

[compact star]

Roony will.

[stable ledge]

plz not for yamal

[shadow bolt]

also roony is a great player its not like were gonna bottle our lead just if roony comes on

[stable ledge]

Roony on for yamal

[sonic sorrel]

Barca over school, get yo priorities right kiddo

[stable ledge]

why

[compact star]

I think he only took yamal off because he already scored

[stable ledge]

when we gonna sub off lewa bro

[shadow bolt]

good

he needs rest

[cobalt prism]

Yamal amazing performance today

👏

[acoustic mason]

SAME QUESTION MANNNN

[hard plaza]

Flick likes ragebaiting us

[sonic sorrel]

We have a important ucl match this week too yknow

[novel kiln]

you always annoy me, this is definitely going to win

[shadow bolt]

put like araujo on and hes gonna score a 90+42th minute winner

[novel kiln]

🙄🙄🙄

[hard plaza]

Araujo...?

[sonic sorrel]

"Win lose or tie barca till I die"

[novel kiln]

damn

[cobalt prism]

why the commentary saying Frenkie name like that 🫩

[compact star]

if it wasn't 3-0 lewa would have been subbed.

[sonic sorrel]

Now u gotta stay till the end

[shadow bolt]

yeah and after he scores hes gonna bottle the lead for us in the next couple of minutes.

[sonic sorrel]

Ay have some sympathy for our captain

Its been hard but ik we need him

[acoustic mason]

Casasdo still playing is weird

[novel kiln]

seriously, I have to go back to school tomorrow…

[sonic sorrel]

Lmao yea didn't think he can last 90 mins

[stable ledge]

PENNNN

[cobalt prism]

AYYY OEN

PEN

[shadow bolt]

pen?

[stable ledge]

Finally unc lewy can score

plz pen

[crystal canopy]

Lewunc please.

[sonic sorrel]

Excuses

[crystal canopy]

🙏🏻

[tawdry oak]

pen

[cobalt prism]

POR FAVOR UNC

[jaunty blade]

It would’ve been 7-0 if lewa wasnt starting

[cobalt prism]

PLS

[acoustic mason]

Frrrr

[compact star]

yep..

[stable ledge]

is it a pen or nah

[shadow bolt]

you really gonna miss a barca match cus of school

[compact star]

Cazorla on!

[compact star]

nah

[tawdry oak]

no pen

[acoustic mason]

cubarsi all sunshine and rainbows lol

[cobalt prism]

ah no pen

[acoustic mason]

Why is it raining th

[crystal canopy]

That is never a pen. 😭

[shadow bolt]

those who remember 1982 santi cazorla

[sonic sorrel]

Ayy he did great this match glad to see the previous season cubarsi

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-been-raining-aftv-it's-been-raining-ty-aftv-robbie-aftv-aftv-gif-10324086208214966591

[crystal canopy]

Ball knowledge.

[cobalt prism]

Olmo beautiful 😮‍💨

[compact star]

yes I remember. (I was -23)

[crystal canopy]

Aren't they playing.

Against Man U.

[cobalt prism]

Ye

[crystal canopy]

Oh wow they are winning.

[compact star]

lisandro own goal

[sonic sorrel]

Arsenal?

[acoustic mason]

Unc status reached

[sonic sorrel]

Ye lol

[cobalt prism]

GOAL GOAL GOAL OMGG OLMOOOO SCREAMER

[compact star]

what? how!?

[cobalt prism]

OMDDD

GOALL

[shadow bolt]

olmo?

[acoustic mason]

When bro?

?

[cobalt prism]

Nah Im joking 😭🫩

[compact star]

get out.

[sonic sorrel]

Lol

[cobalt prism]

😭

[compact star]

do you want me to call Ilia?

[shadow bolt]

wait i just realized i predicted rapha + yamal goal

[flat plover]

give me a replay of that lamine scissor kick

Right now

[sonic sorrel]

Kounde..

[stable ledge]

bet

[sonic sorrel]

Omg

[compact star]

Kounde got me trembling in my boots.

[sonic sorrel]

Pls myan it'd be nice to have a clean sheet

[acoustic mason]

Kounde istg

[cobalt prism]

Kounde bro

[acoustic mason]

Fr

[flat plover]

Koundé is the best Madrid player

behind Araujo

[acoustic mason]

😭

[shadow bolt]

kounde is arguably in the top 100 best rbs in the world

[atomic canyon]

kounde man..

[acoustic mason]

100?

[flat plover]

that arguably is key

[compact star]

I would agree. top 100 RB playing at this instance

[stable ledge]

#📺︱multimedia

[flat plover]

from the best Barca defender to best Madrid defender and he didn’t mean to even pull a Figo

[stable ledge]

wait I’m on cd 1 sec

[flat plover]

thx ❤️

UN DIA DE PARTIT

STADIUM LOUDER!!

[atomic canyon]

louderrrrr

[stable ledge]

there

[acoustic mason]

Good chance

[shadow bolt]

bro i just dont understand what barca do to perform like that in the 2nd half

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/jules-kounde-think-gif-18415356103451390480

[flat plover]

2nd half fc

[acoustic mason]

Lol fr

[sonic sorrel]

Can we play 2nd half first?

And first half second?

[craggy dove]

Kounde magic

[shadow bolt]

if there only was 1 half in a football match barca would be one of the worst teams

[sonic sorrel]

Lmao fr

[acoustic mason]

that rain going crazy lmao

[flat plover]

Foul on koundé bro the ref is on cr*ck

[compact star]

this weather man...

[sonic sorrel]

Balde*

[flat plover]

oh yeah

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/sunnyinnit-gif-23753513

[sonic sorrel]

A goal in the rain would be noice

[flat plover]

THE WEATHER LOL

[acoustic mason]

Yh

[compact star]

https://tenor.com/view/hail-dents-car-hailing-hail-storm-gif-5320352

[shadow bolt]

alr chat we're top of laliga🤝

ggs oviedo

[paper compass]

Is it raining hailstones or something?

[flat plover]

HAILL???

[cobalt prism]

Why is it raining to hard 😭

[cunning carbon]

Yuh

[craggy dove]

Yah

[sonic sorrel]

Its raining 💙❤️

[compact star]

yep

[craggy dove]

Let the game end

[shadow bolt]

the rain is insane

[cunning carbon]

Sunny innit

[flat plover]

Atlético Are Not in the title race

[compact star]

The grass looks white and static

[shadow bolt]

yo ney, rainy innit?

[cobalt prism]

Yo yoshi rainy innit

[cunning carbon]

The rain is giving ASMR

[stable ledge]

BRO

LEWA I HATE YOU

yay we won

[sonic sorrel]

Lewaaaaaa

[shadow bolt]

why do you hate lewa

[compact star]

Roony should have gotten an assist!

[stable ledge]

fr

[acoustic mason]

i miss ferran

[sonic sorrel]

"Honey, where's the TV remote?"

[cobalt prism]

END THE GAME DAMNN

[novel kiln]

guys i’m back, but tomorrow i have to go to school

[shadow bolt]

lewa is the goat

[stable ledge]

Barcelona

[flat plover]

fr

[cunning carbon]

Barca

[atomic canyon]

GG!

[shadow bolt]

ggs oviedo

[tidal dust]

Well done lads I’m 🙂

[cobalt prism]

GGS

VAMMOSSS

[stable ledge]

MVP LAMINE

[compact star]

luckily Morocco didnt steal our towels

[sonic sorrel]

Gay.

[atomic canyon]

Well done everyone

[cobalt prism]

WOW LAMINE OLMO AND RAPHA

[tidal dust]

Bye everyone

[shadow bolt]

top of la liga

[novel kiln]

ah stop it

[scarlet gate]

LEWA

[compact star]

Eric should be MVP

[tidal dust]

Back to where we are at the top of La Liga

[sonic sorrel]

Hehe visca barca boiz see yall on Wednesday 💙❤️

[shadow bolt]

yh

[atomic canyon]

Lamine MVP

[sonic sorrel]

Ok lol goodnight

[paper compass]

By 1 point is crazy tho. Imagine this is what wins the league

[shadow bolt]

Visca Barca El Siempre!

[tidal dust]

[novel kiln]

goodbye, viscabarca 😴