⚽︱matchday-chat

[dark fjord]

he can't play the full match

[neon swift]

yeah not yet , the games not finished

[pine bear]

People love hattng on Ferran. Lewa, Fermin and De Jong have also been subpar tonight.

[silk seal]

Raphina aura will destroy chelsea

[dark fjord]

💔💔

[quick quest]

someone call hansi and tell him to take ferran off asap

[tawdry quiver]

I'm wondering how both Rashy and raphi will be used, definitely not the same spot

[short imp]

he’s still not recovered so don’t expect him to play like prime messi

[spare patrol]

ik

[tawdry quiver]

Balde nice one

[arctic pebble]

😔😭

[tawdry quiver]

He's playing really well

[dark fjord]

woah balde

[short imp]

true

[wispy pilot]

We need a red on cucurella please

[vagrant heart]

ok balde

[spare patrol]

nah ykw bring my goat dro fernandez on

[wispy pilot]

God do something

[stiff hemlock]

I forgot the score guys

what is it

[spare patrol]

1-0

[tawdry quiver]

1-0

[stiff hemlock]

WHEYYY

[short imp]

6-7 to barca

[stiff hemlock]

WHEYYY

[stiff hemlock]

CAP

[dark fjord]

are you even watching the match?

[stiff hemlock]

WHEYYY

[spare patrol]

real funny mate

[stiff hemlock]

yep

[short imp]

UNDERSTAND THE JOKE

[spare patrol]

we got 45 more mins

[arctic pebble]

Ferran is Morata regen man

[stiff hemlock]

6-7 hehe

[flat plover]

45 more suffering

[short imp]

YEAAA

[tawdry quiver]

Get banned

[quick quest]

IT CAN ALL CHANGE IF 1 MAN GETS SUBBED OFF,

[neon swift]

funny how there was fouls and the ref didn't even say nothing but WE ARE varcacelona right

[short imp]

i have a dream where they sub off ferran

[stiff hemlock]

score would’ve been different if rashford was on and daphnia

[spare patrol]

dude i told my friends we could play at 1

[flat plover]

same

[spare patrol]

maybe it was wrong for me to delay it

[tawdry quiver]

It's not a dream guys it's coming

[cerulean halo]

If we would have inigo rn we wouldnt worry abt the rb problems cz there would enough defenders

[spare patrol]

fr

[wispy pilot]

Balde is playing so good😭

[short imp]

and bring on gerard martin and scores a hatrick

[stiff hemlock]

GET IN

[tawdry quiver]

Why is Maldini not playing CB

[stiff hemlock]

GET OFF

WHEYY

[neon swift]

BRO

[stiff hemlock]

GET HIM OFF

[neon swift]

A RED?

[vagrant heart]

aruajo

[spare patrol]

gerard martin rw was how we came back against benfica

[vagrant heart]

im done

[tawdry quiver]

Told you ARAUJO RED

[neon swift]

GGS

GGS

[tawdry quiver]

I knew it I swear

[dark fjord]

BRUH WTF

[wispy pilot]

Wtf to whom?!

[vagrant heart]

that stupid Uruguayan

[quick quest]

araujo got a red

[short imp]

exactly

[neon swift]

ARAUJO

[wispy pilot]

WHATTT

[flat plover]

If flick had a brain he would sub off Arau- A RED OMDSSSS

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah we're dead guys gg

[wispy pilot]

😭😭😭

[short imp]

i knew it

i just knew it

[spare patrol]

THIS IFIOT

THIS IDIOT

[cerulean halo]

Naahhhhh

[molten sentinel]

BRO

[spare patrol]

OH

[cerulean halo]

Inigo effect

[spare patrol]

MY

[unkempt fjord]

ITS OVER

[vagrant heart]

ARM BAND FOR WHAT U STIPID FRAUD

[spare patrol]

GOD

[flat plover]

THIS IDIOT OMDS

[wispy pilot]

Iam so behind

Bro this is not fair

[vagrant heart]

SEND HIM BACK TO URUGUAY

WE DONT WANT HIM

[gleaming bay]

We lost GG

[flat plover]

TOLD YALL WE ARE COOKED

[vagrant heart]

UR WORSE THEN MAGUIRE

[dark fjord]

Nahhh bruhh 😭😭

[spare patrol]

BRO

[vagrant heart]

AND MAGUIRE IS OVER 30

[silk seal]

We are cooked

[flat plover]

but a pen??

[short imp]

HOWS BRO CAPTAIN STUPID TACKLE FOR NO REASON

[wispy pilot]

Guys please lets stilll just stay calm

[spare patrol]

WHY COULDNT IT BE ARAUJO THAT LEFT

[vagrant heart]

SEND HIM BACK TO URUGUAY

[spare patrol]

ACTUAL BUM

[short imp]

HOWS BRO CAPTAIN STUPID TACKLE FOR NO REASON

[vagrant heart]

SEND HIM BACK

[silk seal]

Red card

[spare patrol]

WE WANT INIGO

[short imp]

NO WE CANT BE CALM

[spare patrol]

#FREEINIGO

[cerulean halo]

Inigo left effect

[silk seal]

We are fired

[devout storm]

Told u

[sudden panther]

No 8 2 pls 🙏

[short imp]

LMAOO

[vagrant heart]

SEND HIM BACK TO URUGUAY

SEND HIM BACK TO IRUGUAY

[short imp]

HOWS BRO CAPTAIN STUPID TACKLE FOR NO REASON

[paper compass]

Gerard in Fermin out

[tawdry quiver]

PSG PTSD back at us again folks

[vagrant heart]

WE DONT WANT HIM

SELL HIM FOR 2$

[flat plover]

8-2 will happen again, we will just not score any goals..

[livid zinc]

GG week is ruined

[vagrant heart]

HAVE HIM FOR FREE

[livid zinc]

thanks Araujo

[obtuse delta]

Wow

[spare patrol]

dude i can’t defend this guy anymore

[devout storm]

Idc man im off to sleep

[arctic pebble]

Ok guys I'm gonna go dead myself 🥰

Nice knowing y'all, enjoy the rest of the match 🥰

[dark fjord]

reallyy

[silk seal]

GG we are cooked

[spare patrol]

captain for what

[sudden panther]

👍

[dark fjord]

Take me with you

[sudden panther]

Oombiyello myr 🥲

[devout storm]

Goodnight chat

[flat plover]

gn

[spare patrol]

you guys remember when we used to say that fraud was in top 10 CBs of all time

[silk seal]

Good night fuys

[sudden panther]

😭🙏

[harsh berry]

This Araujo bro

[spare patrol]

its afternoon where im at but ima still go to sleep

my heart cant handle this

[cerulean halo]

Now we rlly cooked guys theres no one to assist kounde who shit rn

[arctic pebble]

We had alonso playing for us back then man, araujo was like maldini

[spare patrol]

fr

[rocky oxide]

Araujo is so dumb man

Actual idiot

[flat plover]

Bring Hector Fort back dawg

[spare patrol]

im surprised we haven’t sold him yet

[devout storm]

I was trolling my rma friends for drawing to elche. I'm getting fu hhed in the ahh now

[unkempt fjord]

Literally no need

For that

[dark fjord]

We can't do anything now

[vagrant heart]

garcia went to cb

[arctic pebble]

Swear to god this uruguayian does this every UCL campaign just to ragebait us

[quick cliff]

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[rocky oxide]

Literally balde and Garcia our best players rn

[vagrant heart]

nobody

[pine bear]

i geniunely won't be suprised if barca defenders and chelsea made a deal b4 the match

[paper compass]

Give me one reason I should watch second half and not go to sleep

[arctic pebble]

NOT NOW BOT

[flat plover]

man utd

[unkempt fjord]

I hope flick gives right motivation

[gleaming bay]

We can go home now

[unkempt fjord]

Rapha gonna come on

[vagrant heart]

with ferran? na

[spare patrol]

i hope this CLANKER gets tossed in the trash man

im not happy

[stable ledge]

guys who wants to go cliff diving

[spare patrol]

sure

[unkempt fjord]

Get that fraud out

[wispy pilot]

Okay barca just needs to hold on to 1-0 for now please

[full heath]

What gonna happen

[quick quest]

ive still got hope because we basically always play without defence 🙏

[cerulean halo]

Cuc

[paper compass]

He’s getting max 10-20 minutes

[flat plover]

okay guys would y’all take a draw now?

[broken iris]

alright guys..i m gonna cry myself to bed 🙋‍♂️

[wispy pilot]

Yes

[vagrant heart]

yes

now

[wispy pilot]

It will be a draw

[spare patrol]

yes

yes

[unkempt fjord]

Absolutelu

[kindred shuttle]

We are going to lose

[flat plover]

I Hope it‘ll be a draw

[vagrant heart]

raphinha late goal🙏🥹

[untold turtle]

HORRIBLE FIRST HALF

[full heath]

Chelsea wtf.

[flat plover]

i don’t need a ein

[rocky oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[flat plover]

win*

[upper cloak]

yeah long day

[untold turtle]

KOUNDE I HOPE YOU GET SKINNNED ALIVE

[vagrant heart]

🔜

[spare patrol]

hes playing 20 mins at max mate

[untold turtle]

WTF IS HAPPENING

[full heath]

No pedri no party

[paper compass]

The game depends on the subs flick make.

Fermin
Ferran
OUT

[untold turtle]

I KNEW WE WOULD GET SHIT ON

[rocky oxide]

Is it illegal to show some support?

[dark fjord]

Miss him :(

[wispy pilot]

I hope rapha is in now

[gaunt crater]

https://tenor.com/view/culerissa-culerissa-cancelo-idavid-fireboytz-araujo-gif-15246367554590629272

[spare patrol]

no

i want him to play too

but lets be real

[rocky oxide]

Then shut up

[vagrant heart]

red, his favorite

[flat plover]

Dear Ferran,
It has come to my attention that you are really shit at finishing, SO PLEASE GET OUT OF THE CLUB AND NEVER JOIN US AGAIN.

[spare patrol]

???

[sturdy tangle]

Kounde🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[spare patrol]

im saying this with respect mate

[minor sun]

Gg

[rocky oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[spare patrol]

like why are we doing all this

[pine bear]

why the hell is yamal getting hate man (on insta)\

[rocky oxide]

Never doubt him

[spare patrol]

chill out gang

[full heath]

We need him

[vagrant heart]

he is? hes been one of our best

[dark fjord]

Araujo when flick asked him to defend

[sturdy tangle]

Messi come back

[upper sedge]

Y’all should calm down.

[vagrant heart]

were 1-0 with a red

[tawdry quiver]

Man right now even with raphi in we can't do much with 10 players, we have to play defensive or we'll lose 8-2

[rocky oxide]

Flick is stupid for starting Ferran

[vagrant heart]

wheres the calm

[minor sun]

2x

[rocky oxide]

Honestly

[spare patrol]

yk that one dude doing a dance interpretation of that one bendy song

[flat plover]

BRO WE ARE LOSING 1-0 AGAKBST CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB WHAT DO YOU MEAN „CALM DOWN“ 😭

[upper sedge]

Crashing out would change anything?

[untold turtle]

Cucurella is getting me pissed

[quick quest]

nah we can do something

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah against the CWC winners who destroyed PSG

[vagrant heart]

weirdo

[devout storm]

I was trolling my rma friends for drawing to elche. I'm getting fuvhhed in the ahh now

[tawdry quiver]

You think? My hunch is bad rn

[full heath]

He is always getting pissed everyone

[spare patrol]

thank you guys for everything

[quick quest]

we are a team known to be shit defensively so its just gotten even shitter we just gotta try and find a way to attack more

[upper cloak]

im still believeing tho 💔

[sturdy tangle]

No chance

[spare patrol]

like i cant handle these games anymore

[gleaming bay]

Sell Ferran Torres

[tawdry quiver]

Yamal needs to flip the switch its just impossible now

[devout storm]

Someone said araujo is wabi sabi. He's shi pee

[pine bear]

not to give h8 or anything but this genuinely feels like a fixed match man
arajuo first yellow for arguing
second one for a tackle tht looked like he was playing football for the first time
no reaction will going aswell
kounde literally nutmegging ferran for an owngoal

[spare patrol]

ferran is a good super sub js not a good starter

[rocky oxide]

Ferran is so shitt

[tawdry quiver]

Cucu pocketing him unfortunately

[upper cloak]

we talked sm ab chelsea aad psg and both of em lowk smackin ahh 💔 💔

[quick quest]

i do think that first yellow was bullshit because he is the captain afterall and should be allowed to speak to the referee

[dark fjord]

You're so real

[devout storm]

My jinx worked wrong

[vagrant heart]

pocketing who

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah but he charged at the referee with a scream

[tawdry quiver]

Yamal on the same side, he's being stopped a lot

But he's being marked by 3 anyway

[dark fjord]

he is the goat dude h

[vagrant heart]

hes won 80% of his duels so far

[dark fjord]

Anything but defending

[spare patrol]

im telling you guys rn

[full heath]

This game making my sick worse

[rocky oxide]

Lamine gave a good pass to Ferran but Ferran put it wide

[spare patrol]

if flick subs on dro at lw he’s dropping 2 assists and a goal

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah but no meaningful finish

[rose echo]

Chnage formation on 2 strikers and feran out

[stark lintel]

WHAT IS ARAUJO DOING BRO

[vagrant heart]

yamal has also created the most chances

[covert bone]

Sell ferran and araujo

Bring on raphinha

[tawdry quiver]

Agree there were a couple good passes

[devout storm]

We're on 10 man btw

[tacit nacelle]

Ferran leave my club please

[hallow pasture]

Btw guys

[flat plover]

Bring on RASHY

[rose echo]

Araujo just need IQ test or idk,

[spare patrol]

ik

[hallow pasture]

Hes injured

Btw guys

[tacit nacelle]

Lewa off and rashy on

[flat plover]

he isn’t

[hallow pasture]

Why is ferran lw

[spare patrol]

araujo is like me in grade school footy

[devout storm]

Sell ferran, olmo, mats, kounde, araujo.

[gleaming bay]

Rashford on and Raphinia plis

[hallow pasture]

When he is a disabled guy, he cant run and drible

[flat plover]

because sometimes flick is just stupid

[full heath]

Bring rapha

[hallow pasture]

He is injured

[pine bear]

i think ferran gets nervous alot ALOT he has undergone therapy aswell
he should not be a starter for this reason alone

[rocky oxide]

Sub off Lewa put Rashford at and sub off Ferran and put Raphinha LW

[rigid widget]

Just end me man

[tacit nacelle]

Flick thought he was doing smth

[flat plover]

he isn’t??

[naive warren]

Sell hansi

[graceful briar]

Ferran out

[naive warren]

Get hansi out of my club

[spare patrol]

little too far man

[gleaming bay]

Yea

[ornate bane]

Beat chelshiit already. DOnt let them win COYG!

[rigid widget]

we’re still down 10 man what’re we gonna do ab that 😭😭

[quick quest]

attack more

[rocky oxide]

Oh ye

[naive warren]

HE'S PLAYING 2 STS WITH ONLY 1 ST POSITION

[crisp field]

Did the same against benfica

[quick quest]

all or nothing

[graceful briar]

Why this bum starting just cause he scored in laliga

[hallow pasture]

He is, he may get subbed on because he just got recovered, its dangerous if he starts

[naive warren]

What is this man thinking

[crisp field]

I believe in a comeback

[vagrant heart]

2 st????

[tacit nacelle]

Yea he looked uncomfortable on the ball alot he should get subbed off

[vagrant heart]

theres 1

[pine bear]

WE WEREN'T 1-0 DOWN AND BEING DOMINATED

[devout storm]

This formation and lineup is so buns

[naive warren]

Ye he's playing LEWA and FERRAN what is he doing

[vagrant heart]

ferran is left

[spare patrol]

ferran is a lw

[rigid widget]

BENFICA tho, and we were tied, we’re down 1 here against CHELSEA we need 2 goals

[naive warren]

His position is a striker tho

[spare patrol]

he can play st but hes primarily a lw

[vagrant heart]

no it isnt

[crisp field]

Have u seen what Chelsea is doing to fermin

[rigid widget]

No he plays both but his main position is wing

[naive warren]

Pretty sure it is

[vagrant heart]

hes more of a lw

[flat plover]

That was Benfica, this is Chelsea guys

BLOODY CHELSEA

[vagrant heart]

hes only playing striker some games cs of flick

[midnight temple]

his best position is bench

[naive warren]

I have never seen that man on the Wing

[full heath]

Nah. He good at wing

[ornate bane]

They are shiit

[spare patrol]

nah his best position is supersub

[vagrant heart]

he plays striker when lewa dont play

[crisp field]

now here's a question
Will you guys be happy with a draw

[rose echo]

3-2-4
Ferran out, Lewa out, Fermin out,
Raphinha in, Rashford in, Olmo in,
Garcia to CB
Rashford ST

[rigid widget]

We need inter Yamal and 2022 Rashford to bring us back

[flat plover]

100%

[tawdry quiver]

Man I hate my life so much

[rigid widget]

Good subs

[vagrant heart]

hes literally been on the wing most of the time

[lusty bluff]

If one more person defends Araujo or Ferran dawg lmfaooo

[crisp field]

Me personally I would be too happy 😭

[spare patrol]

dont forget what he did against atleti as a supersub

[tawdry quiver]

Draw now will be as good as a win with 10 players

[spare patrol]

keyword supersub

[naive warren]

Yes move gk to defence

[flat plover]

that was last season

[pine bear]

ic tht but wwe gotta focus on wht we can do come on
elche managed a draw to 12 men 3.0 galacticos

[quick quest]

i still cant forgive ferran for his STUPID signature finish

[crisp field]

araujos first yellow was kinda weird

[spare patrol]

keyword supersub

[vagrant heart]

eric bro

[midnight temple]

he shouldn’t be starting in front of Rashford and Raphinha

[crisp field]

Was a clear foul

[rigid widget]

I’ll defend Ferran cus he’s still superb as a super sub but he SHOULD NOT start, Araujo I can’t defend anymore

[naive warren]

Ik it's a joke

[tawdry quiver]

You sure about olmon't in

[spare patrol]

right

[full heath]

It's Eric Garcia 💀 💀

[rose echo]

what? 3-2-4 is 9 players + gk lol

[spare patrol]

fr dude

[midnight temple]

EVERY TIME

[devout storm]

We should play haramball rn

[vagrant heart]

hard to tell when u said the previous thing

[crisp field]

Olmost is better

[naive warren]

I'm joking

[crisp field]

U can't be fr

[full heath]

Wth

[rose echo]

fermin just got cooked by english football

[gleaming bay]

This ref is sh..

[flat plover]

we should go all in ob attack with rashy on and then play arteta ball

[tawdry quiver]

Man...

[flat plover]

frr

[midnight temple]

Ferran can’t be a starter man cmon Flick

[pine bear]

BESIDES IS NO ONE CONCERNED
BALDE IS GONNA BE DRAINED OUT
HE HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE WHO WILL REPLACE HIM

[crisp field]

Sanchez pulled out a 360 takedown on him man 😭

[spare patrol]

whoever wants my barca jerseys hmu if you a size small bc itll be a long time before you ever see me again

[naive warren]

If I don't see FERRAN out when 2nd half starts I'm driving my dads car into a wall

[full heath]

We'll show what catalan football is.

[spare patrol]

mate…

[crisp field]

we're losing 4-0 😂😂

[lusty bluff]

It's actually so over aswell.

They were humbling us with 11, cannot imagine 10 men lmaoooo

[tacit nacelle]

A comeback is POSSIBLE

[midnight temple]

he’s the only one on the pitch tonight

[crisp field]

I lost all hope

[pine bear]

i think he was js resting rashy didn't expect allath circus

[mint ibex]

yamal ghosting

[quick quest]

i blame ferran for having us losing

[crisp field]

4-0 Chelsea

[rocky oxide]

If Rapha subs on Lamine will lock in

[naive warren]

Missed a chance, caused a own goal 💔

[spare patrol]

rashy is gonna come on and show chelsea who owns them

[devout storm]

I'm so tired by this team. Id let Deco crack me if it means he'll do good signings. 🥣🥣🥣

[flat plover]

Im sick of ferran

[pine bear]

one legged raphina >ferran torres

[vagrant heart]

truly washed

[tacit nacelle]

He has 2 players on the the whole time btw

[lusty bluff]

If ferran is still on 2nd half then i will genuinely jump off

[midnight temple]

bro he only had a flu, nothing serious, he should be ready for such a game

[flat plover]

just end the game

[quick quest]

need someone like rashford or raphinha desperately bro the guys a chelsea agent basically

[crisp field]

Kounde 27 (og)
Ferran 45 (og)
Ferran 57 (og)
Kounde 90+1 (og)

[naive warren]

No legged RAPHINHA is still better than ferran

[tacit nacelle]

Nah I believe

[midnight temple]

if Ferran had scored that sitter NONE of this would even have happened

[crisp field]

Bro were doing everything for Chelsea 😭

[vagrant heart]

exactly

[naive warren]

FERRAN is a super sub not a starter

[flat plover]

i don’t believe in a Comeback, this isn’t 24/25 us

[lusty bluff]

Ferran is shit

[spare patrol]

you think deco does these signings drunk like when he was a player

[naive warren]

I better not see FERRAN start a another game ever again

[mint ibex]

still

[crisp field]

They should release him

[pine bear]

ifdk man i mean it is good to hv rashy like fresh during the last minutes over ferran
(we generally loose these games at the last moments psg and inter)

[midnight temple]

sell him😭

[full heath]

It's not fc mobile man

[rose echo]

we cant man

[lusty bluff]

Sell ferran and araujo and this match proves it all

[tacit nacelle]

Tfym still he ain't messi

[dusky crater]

brother

[full heath]

😭

[dusky crater]

kounde is selling

[devout storm]

Balde played good imo

[dusky crater]

he did a og 😭

[full heath]

Fr

[vagrant heart]

he is

[naive warren]

I can't believe flicks decisions bro

[mint ibex]

he wears number 10 he needs to be the next messi

[flat plover]

Balde is the best man on the pitch rn imo

[devout storm]

Frr

[full heath]

Balde like pedri in RWB

[naive warren]

Not everyone wearing 10 is Messi bro

[spare patrol]

i pray that my sporting director will be removed and a COMPETENT one will be appointed in his absence

[gleaming bay]

Fr

[midnight temple]

barca being behind is already bad enough, with such a high line if we start attacking it could seriously backfire

[devout storm]

That Reece james shot was absolute rocket

[tacit nacelle]

No one can be like Messi he is the new lamine yamal

[dire arch]

Number 10 curse might be real bro

[rose echo]

Pedri in, idc if he can stand just on one leg, he would deliver

[full heath]

Ansu Fati?

[dusky crater]

messi is way too good

[mint ibex]

he needs to atleast get REMOTELY close to messi

[naive warren]

Lamine yamal is the new Lamine yamal

[devout storm]

Messi had bad games too

[dusky crater]

well yea

[midnight temple]

and we can’t even attack because of the red card

[naive warren]

Hes cooking this season

[dusky crater]

in 2020 barca lost to bayern 3-8

[naive warren]

7 games, 25 goals 22 assists

[devout storm]

Ik

[vagrant heart]

????

[naive warren]

Ik my goat he can play in Europe

[devout storm]

They subbed andrey santo

[naive warren]

Messi

[vagrant heart]

wrong stats bro😭

[arctic pebble]

Guys am I wrong or did araujo not get a red card for 3 ucl campaigns back to back now?

Coz google is saying otherwise

[devout storm]

Match started

[dire arch]

Rashy onn

[dusky crater]

honestly they should bench kounde

[flat plover]

YESS RASHY

[paper compass]

Only one sub?? 😂😂😂😂😂

[devout storm]

RASHYYYYYY

[naive warren]

It's correct dude

[still moat]

this is true

[flat plover]

RASHYYY

[dire arch]

I BLESS FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[flat plover]

RASHYYY

[dire arch]

FERRAN IS OFF

[vagrant heart]

its 7 games, 25 miami goals, 22 G/A from messi

[naive warren]

ERRHAGFSIDBSKDBS

[flat plover]

I BEGGED FOR TIMES LIEN THIS

[devout storm]

SUB IN CHRISTENSEN TOO

[vagrant heart]

the 25 is total team goals

[flat plover]

GO ON GUs

[midnight temple]

YESSSS

[potent dune]

Araujo still had a better game than Ferran

[naive warren]

Oh right

[flat plover]

Let’s go

[rocky oxide]

We need Rapha

[flat plover]

GO ON

GO ON

[short imp]

FINNAly rashford in

[rocky oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-rashford-rashford-barcelona-barça-ucl-gif-6801272910706949007

[flat plover]

LALALALALA

[vagrant heart]

Rashy on

[short imp]

LETS GO BRO

[flat plover]

LALALALALALA

[vagrant heart]

NO KORE FERRAN

[flat plover]

LALALALALALALA

[arctic pebble]

I asked chatgpt and it said he didn't receive a red card in 2023/24

[vagrant heart]

PRAYERS WORKED

[devout storm]

KOUNDE OUTTTT

[midnight temple]

my mental health is saved for now

[spare patrol]

rashy is gonna drop at least a brace

[rocky oxide]

Ferran I hope u retire tomorrow

[ornate bane]

xD how ? he got a red card

[spare patrol]

come back to this after the match

[flat plover]

NMF = NO MORE FERRAN

[short imp]

ay uh don’t forget we got a red

[devout storm]

Pray for one goal first gang 😭🙏🏼

[dusky crater]

hopefully my one and only raphina scores

[vagrant heart]

cause its ferran

[midnight temple]

who’ll replace him

[spare patrol]

i got full faith in my boy rashy

[tacit nacelle]

A draw is possible

[short imp]

YALL DONT FORGET WE GOT A RED

[devout storm]

CHRISTENSEN

[flat plover]

Fort when he comes back.

[midnight temple]

rb?

[vagrant heart]

with raphinha

[devout storm]

We playing like shi.

[rose echo]

dont forget one super man, got us into 10 men situation

[short imp]

YALL DONT FORGET WE GOT A RED

[flat plover]

fort is good wdym

[quick quest]

hansi finally listened and took off ferran

[dusky crater]

marcus rashford is buns bro

[flat plover]

he isn’t

[spare patrol]

hater

[midnight temple]

im talking about rn bruh

[devout storm]

Better than kounde 😭💔

[rocky oxide]

????

[spare patrol]

D1 hater

[flat plover]

yeah then Eric

[craggy ivy]

Jajajajaj kounde bro 😭😭

[dire arch]

Fort become kounde last season and kounde became fort last season

[devout storm]

Enzo is on fire

[rocky oxide]

Bro I kinda want Rapha in ma

[gleaming bay]

I'm happy Ferran Torres off

[rocky oxide]

Man

[midnight temple]

kounde just generally looks like he’s completely burnt out

[spare patrol]

we all want rapha in

[devout storm]

Now I know why people hate cucurella

[vagrant heart]

their giving everything to chelsea

[craggy ivy]

Suffering rn

[dire arch]

Ofc

[dusky crater]

[sturdy tangle]

What is yamal doin?

[flat plover]

We need a result against Chelsea

cmon

[spare patrol]

i wanna turn the tv off

[sturdy tangle]

Raphaaa

[dusky crater]

we prob gonna lose group stage

[devout storm]

We gon lose

[spare patrol]

i wanna go touch grass with my friends

[flat plover]

league stage lost

[dusky crater]

i bet 100 euros we gon lose

[harsh tundra]

Yeab brk

[flat plover]

100%

[dire arch]

Id rather dead myself than watch another barca big game

[rose echo]

shame everywhere is snow rn

[dusky crater]

you mean commit suic-

[midnight temple]

champions league araujo💔💔💔

[harsh tundra]

Bro ur defence today is asd

[devout storm]

I'm so tired of this team. Id let Deco crack me if it means he'll do good signings. 🥣💔

[spare patrol]

ucl araujo is the death of me

[vagrant heart]

?

[dire arch]

Im getting ptsd from 23/24

[void acorn]

exactly bro

[rose echo]

sunday league cb or ucl araujo?

[midnight temple]

he should retire or smth

[vagrant heart]

maguire

[flat plover]

please rashy we need this. Us Barca fans are kinda desperate.

[void acorn]

araujo dabbles in betting

[rose echo]

he's goated tbh

[rocky oxide]

My mental health is gonna get worse if I keep watching this bloody team

[vagrant heart]

i meant it seriously

he probably does better

[void acorn]

i would genuinely take him over araujo

[vagrant heart]

then araujo

id bet on it

[rose echo]

cheer for Ferrari in F1 👍

[midnight temple]

at least the sunday league guy will stay on the pitch for more than 45mins

[shrewd agate]

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[dire arch]

BRO I CHEER FOR FERRARI AND WATCH BARcelona

[flat plover]

shut up clanked

[dire arch]

IM MORE DEPRESSED THAN EVER N

[flat plover]

clanker*

[neon swift]

2-0

[devout storm]

Why we playing long balls 😭😭

[midnight temple]

dammit

dammit

[vagrant heart]

bru

[gleaming bay]

2-0

[midnight temple]

oh offside

[vagrant heart]

offside??

[ornate bane]

Offside

[flat plover]

we are done

[short imp]

THANK GOD

[broken iris]

thank god

[flat plover]

ah offside

[rocky oxide]

Offside

[flat plover]

thank god

[short imp]

THANK GOD

[dusky crater]

sad

[vagrant heart]

look at kounde bro😭😭

[devout storm]

goalllll

[dusky crater]

o nvm

[devout storm]

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[spare patrol]

dude

[minor sun]

Wheres kounde goin

[arctic pebble]

We're so shite that garnacho almost managed to get an assist against us 🫩

[ornate bane]

Looked like offside

[rose echo]

in the name of Inigo Martinez, offside trap

[devout storm]

Offside YAYAYAYYYYY

[pine bear]

HOW MANY TIMES IS KOUNDE GON SLIDE

[short imp]

OK NO BRO WERE ALL RAGE BAITING

[devout storm]

KOUNDE OFFFFFF

[rocky oxide]

Bro Kounde is fatigued why is he starting every match

[flat plover]

YESSSS

KOUNDE PISS OFF

YES

YES

YES

[rocky oxide]

?

[short imp]

he doesn’t know how to rest a player ( flick )

[midnight temple]

he needs a mental health break man

[arctic pebble]

?

[rose echo]

he has some drip

[vagrant heart]

cucu yelloe

[ornate bane]

Bro this Barca defense is so easy to break through

[short imp]

players don’t get that nowadays

[devout storm]

BRING IN CHRISTENSEN EVEN IF HE CANT PLAY RB

[rocky oxide]

Flick doesn’t give Kounde rest that he deserves

[gleaming bay]

Bro this is yellow

[flat plover]

Eric to RB

[short imp]

BE WITH BARCA ARSENAL HATES CHELSEA RIGHT?

[dire arch]

gEt rid od this HIGHLINE JUST PLAY HARAMBALL ATP

[vagrant heart]

need yamal to get cucu to foul him again for a 2nd yellow

[sturdy tangle]

What is yamal and kounde doing?

[tawdry quiver]

Cucu yellow?

[dark fjord]

Yesss

[vagrant heart]

yes

[midnight temple]

he really looks depressed

[dark fjord]

One more yellow to cucu

[arctic pebble]

And remove who?

[ornate bane]

That’s why I’m here man I hate chelshiit

[rose echo]

when was his last match man, he cant be ready xdd

[short imp]

exactly

[devout storm]

RB? KOUNDE? U SLOW??

[short imp]

hatewatch to its max

[tacit nacelle]

Kounde please hang your boots

[neon swift]

RESPECTFULLY we are not getting past quarter final this season

[ornate bane]

Tell hansi to call arteta for some haramball tacts 😁

[rocky oxide]

Kounde looks sad

[dusky crater]

o damn

[short imp]

he’s slow

[mint ibex]

i'm predicting cucurella will receive a second yellow this match

[devout storm]

Idc I want kounde off

[vagrant heart]

need it it now

[dire arch]

BRO I WANT TO TAKE A FRICKING BREAK FROM WATCHING SPORTS AS A WHOLE

[tawdry quiver]

Man we're dead rip everyone

[rocky oxide]

Why u guys hating on Kounde he’s prb going through a tough time rn

[short imp]

last game vs atletic club?!

[ornate bane]

We play chelshiit on Sunday… we ain’t scared of those pricks

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah France is in shambles we're all suffering here

[midnight temple]

he needs to ask for a break

[devout storm]

This cucurella thing pmo

[short imp]

nobody forcing u btw

[arctic pebble]

Why would we need to play Christensen rb for that 🫩

We can just get eric on rb and christensen as cb

[quick quest]

dont tell me rashford here to replicate ferran

[flat plover]

If cucurella commits a red worthy foul and he gets nun I’m gonna crash out

[ornate bane]

Cucurella i hate this guy

[arctic pebble]

4-0 against bilbao gives a man hopes

[dusky crater]

cucurella is a ragebaiter\

[midnight temple]

ref looks good so i wouldn’t bet on that

[spare patrol]

is flick wearing jordans dawg

[tawdry quiver]

Man even the Spanish hate cucurella

[devout storm]

Idccccc yes I js want kounde off

[pine bear]

if our defense is this shi our attack needs to make up for it
but they both r js competing for who is worse

[vagrant heart]

lamine is trying man

[ornate bane]

😂

[arctic pebble]

Need gyokeres to curb stomp him in their next match

[short imp]

then removed it in the chelsea game

[devout storm]

cucu cucu rella Lamine tiembla

[arctic pebble]

Pull WWE moves on that man

[vagrant heart]

bru

[rose echo]

good 10 minutes and we'll be back

[vagrant heart]

2-0

[covert bone]

Can we atleast score a goal

[ornate bane]

Injured 😭 most likely

[vagrant heart]

estevao goal

[flat plover]

OMDS

[devout storm]

GOAL??

[flat plover]

bro

[minor sun]

WHAT

[short imp]

omfg

[tawdry quiver]

What a goal

[midnight temple]

oh god

[short imp]

wtf is that defense

[flat plover]

this team is finished

[covert bone]

Bruh

[dire arch]

NAH IM NOT WATCHING THIS ANYMORE

[short imp]

what is this defense

[ornate bane]

What a goal bro..

[arctic pebble]

Let arteta himself do it man idc

[spare patrol]

im done

[flat plover]

why did I even bother staying up to watch this

[vagrant heart]

estevao has been so bad, watch them glaze him for scoring tho

[short imp]

even joe biden is done

[devout storm]

BRUHHHHHH

[neon swift]

i told y'all this was cooked this match gng

[short imp]

same

[spare patrol]

im bidone

[sturdy tangle]

Soo bad

[spare patrol]

im actually done

[vagrant heart]

estevao has been so bad, watch them glaze him for scoring tho

[short imp]

💔

[sturdy tangle]

So bad

[rocky oxide]

KitDistrict talks too much on TikTok

[devout storm]

I'm gon k m s

[molten sentinel]

man

[ornate bane]

Yamal and estavao big talents

[flat plover]

this team bro

[spare patrol]

oh

my

god

[sturdy tangle]

No words

[arctic pebble]

Yeah okay I'm gonna go kīllmysëlf

[vagrant heart]

estevao has been so bad, watch them glaze him for scoring tho

[spare patrol]

please let this suffering end

[rose echo]

estevao just cooked

[sturdy tangle]

No words guys

[mint ibex]

we lost

[neon swift]

i still said 2-4 even tho we ain't even winning rn

[rocky oxide]

Sign Estevao rn

[minor sun]

0-3-3 is better than this lineup

[gleaming bay]

2-0 Hahhahahhahahahahahhaha what a defence

[short imp]

watch them say yamal whom

[devout storm]

We're done

[flat plover]

and no Stamford Bridge excuses even at camp nuo we would be cooked

[covert bone]

I should've went to sleep instead of watching ts

[rocky oxide]

I’m not even mad what a player he is

[flat plover]

nou*

[vagrant heart]

exactly, estevao has been locked up all day

[short imp]

lowk it looks mad freezing

[fickle trout]

😪

[dark fjord]

Trueee

We are js bad

[devout storm]

Cubarsi got cooked

[short imp]

he hasn’t btw defense is just to bad

[neon swift]

all im saying araujo made us that loss

today

[sturdy tangle]

I cant stand this pain

[midnight temple]

depression for the rest of the week

[ornate bane]

Ye Barca needs to work on their defense

[pine bear]

the things id give up to relive 24/25 barca

[tawdry quiver]

8-2 incoming?

[devout storm]

Whole team

[tacit nacelle]

Are we even defending

[vagrant heart]

he has, hes lost almost every duel hes faced

[midnight temple]

started by Ferran don’t forget

[flat plover]

Ferran, Kounde and Araujo made us lose

[short imp]

no need to tell us

[flat plover]

nobody else

[devout storm]

St hu

[neon swift]

TODAY IS ALSO MY BD THEY losing rn

[dusky crater]

yall 1-4-4 is a better formation than ts 😪 🤞

[neon swift]

atp its the whole team

[spare patrol]

ill give up my v card to a fat ugly girl just to relive 24/25 barca

[neon swift]

gng

[devout storm]

Pedri is disappointed

[zinc wedge]

This club is done

[rocky oxide]

Rashford isn’t doing shit

[tawdry quiver]

Hahahaha bro can't even write properly wtf is this

[slate hare]

Were cooked

[short imp]

u expect a winger to do more successful dribbles then fails?

[midnight temple]

don’t slander my goat Balde

[zinc wedge]

There's no saving us

[tacit nacelle]

There is still a slight chance

[pine bear]

lamine isn't trying man

[neon swift]

nah nah nah whole team is ahh cheeks rn

[devout storm]

It gives me timeout

[ornate bane]

We will beat them for you on Sunday 😈

[zinc wedge]

Slight????

[short imp]

he’s mad freezing

[vagrant heart]

dawg hes 2/9 hes locked up

[short imp]

w arsenal

[flat plover]

no theres not even a 1% chance of us drawing

[minor sun]

Everyone gave up ig

[flat plover]

it’s done

[tawdry quiver]

Yeah don't need to cuss I'm just saying how bad we are

[short imp]

look at yamal to bro

[arctic pebble]

He isn't the same after that madrid agent gave him aids

[short imp]

☹️

[midnight temple]

doesn’t have a chance to try

[neon swift]

barca is slowly becoming ac milan

[vagrant heart]

hes on 8/11

[flat plover]

Lamine out Raphael in cmon please flick do that

[zinc wedge]

THERE'S NO CHANCE WE'LL SCORE A GOAL WITH THIS PERFORMANCE

[cosmic hatch]

Bro gng were kinda cooked

[vagrant heart]

very different

[cosmic hatch]

Don't give up tho

[short imp]

there’s still gerard martin as a super sub

[devout storm]

Yeah true man. I'm sorry

[cosmic hatch]

Anything is possibld

[arctic pebble]

Okay buddy let's not get that ahead of ourselves

[dark fjord]

what even is he thinking

[zinc wedge]

I already did first goal

[neon swift]

yeah lets just ignore the facts and be delulu fosho

[arctic pebble]

Bro wants us to suffer

[midnight temple]

we’re losing to chelsea

[flat plover]

all that’s possible is us suffering even more

[tawdry quiver]

I said 8-2 but lol I don't think we will even score

[plush solar]

estevao has done us

[flat plover]

we are losing to Chelsea

[devout storm]

Another foul

[tawdry quiver]

So maybe 3 or 4

[zinc wedge]

Close the tv y'all just go and sleep. Ts ain't getting any good

[short imp]

bro

[dire arch]

Man utd defense is better than this ceap

[short imp]

this is embarrassing

[plush solar]

we miss inigo

[minor sun]

We need inigo martinez

[midnight temple]

i need a goal from barca at least

[devout storm]

I was reverse jinxing saying 4-0 chelsea. It's all coming true ig

[short imp]

is this even considered defense?

[zinc wedge]

Ong Maguire is better than araujo

[dire arch]

Flipping hell nah

[dusky crater]

yo lewandowski is selling in this game 😭

[plush solar]

actual ghost

[devout storm]

All day

[short imp]

exactly bro

[dire arch]

SUB YAMAL OFF HES TIRED AS HELL GET ROONY IN

[devout storm]

Grass is green ahh

[midnight temple]

get him out and rapha in, then rashford as forward

[zinc wedge]

You ain't getting it with this performance

[short imp]

💔

[short imp]

not the anime kid

[dire arch]

With this defense?

[pine bear]

like roony would get past the defense if lamine can't
yall's football ig on top

[arctic pebble]

I want to be elon musk ahh

[gleaming apex]

chicos quiero llorar

[dusky crater]

close ahh goal 😭

[vagrant heart]

see its all lamine for barca

[devout storm]

😭😭

[dark fjord]

😭😭😭

[dire arch]

one is tired one isnt

[dusky crater]

no im serious

[midnight temple]

man let me hope😭😭😭😭😭

[gleaming bay]

Eh all I want to do is turn off the TV

[vagrant heart]

lamine and nobody else

[dusky crater]

that was close

[short imp]

every time we say someone be selling let’s just admit we’re just bad

[flat plover]

cmon guys we are attacking now

please

[short imp]

one watches anime all the time one doesn’t

[restive carbon]

its so over

[devout storm]

We are shi

[pine bear]

lamine isn't tired he is js locked up he is still making the runs when he can

[dusky crater]

we're 2-1-1 guys

[broken iris]

the attack is over before the msg reaches us

[dusky crater]

its so over 😭

[restive carbon]

our defence is bad

[devout storm]

Only 30 mins. We're gon do nothing

[midnight temple]

the defense is shit, Flick is as delusional as Amorim now

[flat plover]

except a miracle happens and we score 2 quick goals

[minor sun]

Goat is coming

[midnight temple]

RAPHA IN

[pine bear]

shld hv burnt my hopes for anything this year after tht psg game

[flat plover]

wait

[dusky crater]

free kick

[devout storm]

My ahh

[flat plover]

there is hope

[short imp]

RAPHINHA INNN

[vagrant heart]

pls raphinha

[flat plover]

please

[vagrant heart]

do it

ik u can

[short imp]

RAPHINHA IN

[plush solar]

RAPHZZ

[minor sun]

Rapha is our last plan

[short imp]

wait who’s st

who’s st

[dusky crater]

lewandowski got subbed

[short imp]

CHAT WHOS ST

😭

[gleaming bay]

Raphinha

[vagrant heart]

probably rashy

[devout storm]

lewa

[dusky crater]

fermin is back in

[arctic pebble]

I got 4 hours of sleep last night. I stayed up late today just to watch this match. I need to wake up at 7 tomorrow morning, it's 2:51 am rn.

Gracias Barcelona 💙❤️🥰

[midnight temple]

predicted it

[dusky crater]

*fermin is coming in

and raphinia

[spare patrol]

rashy’s definently swaping spots

[short imp]

good night

[short imp]

ye

[mint ibex]

rapha save us please

[vagrant heart]

fermin was already on

[short imp]

i think rapha will be cam and lw

[arctic pebble]

Might as well just watch the next 30 atp

[devout storm]

KOUNDE OFF PLEASEEE

[flat plover]

im so mad rn

[dire arch]

Rashy or rapha going st

[ornate bane]

City losing 0-2 lol

[dark fjord]

The truth is barca is incomplete without raphinha and pedri

[short imp]

oh no u will suffer now sleep good lol

[vagrant heart]

probably rashy

[flat plover]

kounde off please

[short imp]

no pedri no party

[dusky crater]

pedri is a goat bro

[quick quest]

i dont think we playing a striker bro we need someone to contribute more to containing possession

[dusky crater]

drop ball

[devout storm]

Preachhhhh

[midnight temple]

we can’t afford it

[arctic pebble]

SO ARE WE BROCHACHO 🥀💔

[dire arch]

I thibk what we need is a defense that doesnt flop

[flat plover]

atleast we can see city losing

[dusky crater]

if it wasn't for kounde we would be 0-1

[short imp]

no but city is more embarrassing

this is their prime

this isn’t our prime

[devout storm]

Wtf is this crazy press by chelsea man 😭😭🙏🏼

[vagrant heart]

this isnt city prime?😭

[midnight temple]

cucurella man

[quick quest]

no point of defending when your 2 down

[short imp]

2023-2026 it’s their prime moment

[midnight temple]

they’re everywhere this is insane

[arctic pebble]

HE STAYS IN LONDON BRO WHY HAS NOBODY SHANKED HIM YET

[short imp]

u can’t tell me the past was even close to thoose seasons

[dark fjord]

Indeedd

[vagrant heart]

ur ball knowledge has been awful multiple times today😭

[dire arch]

Id rather watch 23/24 barca 4-1 than this

[devout storm]

ISTG BROO. FLICK DO SMTH

[short imp]

cucu was a la masia reject btw

[flat plover]

20 minutes left ggs

[vagrant heart]

they flopped last season

this season

[dusky crater]

cucurella needs to get a haircut bro

[vagrant heart]

their just alright

[short imp]

OK WHENS THEIR PRIME

LMK

[vagrant heart]

their treble winning season?

obviously?

[devout storm]

Bro you a ferrari fan too? Our mental health is fuvhhed

[arctic pebble]

Cucurella vs that one manU fan

Battle of a lifetime

[short imp]

I MEANT THIS IS THEIR ORIME ERA

[midnight temple]

he needs to get cut

[dusky crater]

bro now a ck

[short imp]

😭

[minor sun]

Ngl this season is end for us

[dire arch]

Yes 💔✌️

[vagrant heart]

not a prime era when they went trophyless

[devout storm]

Ggs 🥀💔

[vagrant heart]

and are just okay this season

[flat plover]

Hansi flick curse is real

[arctic pebble]

Read that as ferran and nearly crashed out

[dark fjord]

2 sports twice the pain

[quick quest]

these long balls are so dumb

[short imp]

haaland carrying them lowk

[dusky crater]

ggs guys 💔 🤞

[midnight temple]

“engine is off”
“try turning it back on”

[short imp]

all passes are to dum 👍

[vagrant heart]

switching up so fast😂

[dire arch]

Basketball too pacers on a loosing streakk

[short imp]

how

[dire arch]

Goated engineers

[devout storm]

Id rather be a raul ascencio fan 💔💔

[dark fjord]

yeah you're cooked 🥀🥀

[flat plover]

please Messi coach is after retirement pleaseeee

[short imp]

same

[vagrant heart]

“this is prime city era” —> “haaland carrying them lowkey”

[dire arch]

Better than being a city fan

[flat plover]

Coach Barca after retirement Messi pleaseee

[gleaming bay]

Cucurella yellow ref?

[arctic pebble]

That man will NOT be seen anywhere after retiring my guy

[short imp]

@flat plover isn’t this city’s prime era theese past 5 years?

[flat plover]

please

[midnight temple]

nah bro 😭😭

[vagrant heart]

their era ended last season

[dark fjord]

If you're a city fan you're burnt

[vagrant heart]

u cant have a flop season and continue being in ur era

[dusky crater]

o dang

[short imp]

🤦‍♂️

[flat plover]

Listen Messi is a genius so if we learns managing I’m sure he’ll be great

[vagrant heart]

theres a reason different eras exist

[devout storm]

Get cucu a red please

[vagrant heart]

just like barca

[flat plover]

but I could be wrong

[vagrant heart]

we had our era

then we didnt

[dusky crater]

o

[vagrant heart]

not hard to grasp

[short imp]

i don’t think so look at maradona and others

[dusky crater]

67 minutes

[flat plover]

Right

[devout storm]

Estevao is crazy ngl

[quick quest]

CAN THIS REF GIVE OUT A YELLOW FOR ONCE

[flat plover]

i wish I didn’t stay up for this game..

[short imp]

68 😛

[vagrant heart]

hes mid

goal saved him from a stinker