📺︱multimedia

[still palm]

Dayum bro U really won in life

[torpid ermine]

this fr

[oblique kiln]

Is she your 'her' or your 'to be her'

[gritty cosmos]

“Can never have her”

[gritty cosmos]

I did?

I told her about the Monaco loss I feel like if I tell her we lost another game she gonna support some other team she might think we lose a lot

[oblique kiln]

Lmao really?

Why?

[gritty cosmos]

Religious believes ig she’s atheist and I’m Christian

[oblique kiln]

"Nothing can come in the way of true love"

sarcasm

[gritty cosmos]

True

[slow remnant]

[gritty cosmos]

Casimero wife is NOT beating this

No wife in football history can show off their husband like that

[frank berry]

dang

[still palm]

yeah like u still got someone I hear got nobody lmao

[gritty cosmos]

Yeah but we just friends

[manic fox]

Wow

[molten hamlet]

Damn WDYM??? you said literally " HER "

[proven river]

crazy plot-twist

[oblique kiln]

@gritty cosmos is a her

[high pumice]

FC Barcelona wll sign Erling Haaland next season and he should join us soon

[high pumice]

Welcome to FC Barcelona from Real Madrid, Kylian Mbappe

Reverse Luis Figo

[molten hamlet]

awful edits 🤮

[gritty cosmos]

Yeah

[gritty cosmos]

At the time I was cooking andI want her to be my gf but she can’t I mean and idk why I like her and we talk a lot we literally walk home from school together but she “friendzones a lot of people” and I’m not gonna ruin what I have now

Idk if that explains

[molten hamlet]

pretty much understandable

[oblique kiln]

English please

[still palm]

still man, u got a nice friend still

[molten hamlet]

🔵🔴🫂 Xavi Hernández and Hansi Flick have met in Barcelona!

“Good luck Hansi and visca el Barça”, says Xavi.

“Pleasure to meet you”, replied Flick.

[molten hamlet]

Basically bro got friend zoned

[high pumice]

This is yesterday's news from Fabrizio Romano's X ( formerly Twitter ) account

[molten hamlet]

and?

[high pumice]

What I think ?

[molten hamlet]

bros a genius 🤯

[high pumice]

Yeah

[molten hamlet]

cr7 fan not surprised 😭 🙏

[high pumice]

The Best Ballon d'or winner of all time

[solar flint]

Still crying about the world cup?

[severe night]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-campeon-del-mundo-gif-27265267

[drowsy cloak]

👍

[weary whale]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[weary whale]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[oblique kiln]

Bruh shut up

You weren't even born when he won his first

[high pumice]

I was born in 2006

LOL

[small root]

@haughty fox

[haughty fox]

Q hace neuer en el barca

[small root]

JSJSJS

me lo compre

tmb esta Ter Stegen pero se gano una roja

[haughty fox]

regreso cancelo xd

[small root]

lo compre de nuevo

[gritty cosmos]

Shut up

[gritty cosmos]

Ion wanna be just friends 😔😔😔

[oblique kiln]

I didn't understand one word

[oblique kiln]

Two year old...

[gritty cosmos]

Shut up

See the flag in my bio?

[oblique kiln]

Lituania?

[oblique kiln]

Unlike you, most of us in this server have never seen a female irl

[patent widget]

W GOOGLE???

[gritty cosmos]

Yes

[gritty cosmos]

Real???

[tender latch]

first goat* + another one

[hard sedge]

The real GOAT

[glacial zephyr]

New feynoord logo

[zenith lava]

what about the old one?

[worldly heart]

Hello

[marble wraith]

isnt that the samething as the old one

[glacial zephyr]

There's 4 minor changes

Brighter red

No line in the middle

The F is a lighter shade

And idk the last change

[zenith lava]

👏 wow what an execution by the dutch

[marble wraith]

no one cares about color changes tho

[ripe scroll]

I saw Bayern even updated their logo

[ripe vigil]

People want to be #7 #9 #10

Never heard of anyone saying they want to be #19

DUSTY NUMBER

[molten hamlet]

dawg you js said the point

YAMAL

gonna wipe that dust and make it his own

[soft pawn]

🐐🦈

[hasty stratus]

🦈 💪

[still palm]

Bro explained all of us men

[hasty stratus]

true he can't be player in barca we need another keeper

i can play as CB

i am really good at CB

[worldly heart]

rate my edit

[high pumice]

What if Cristiano Ronaldo returned to Real Madrid this season? FC 25

[molten hamlet]

BTW this was Bolivia's winning run before they met GOAT @placid wyvern

If you think Colombia and Chile is a small team than I just don't wanna debate with you 🙏😭

[vital crest]

yessir

[sweet thistle]

This Squad 🤩

[worldly heart]

Rate my edits on YouTube

Channel name: Barcify

[sweet thistle]

I give them 8/10

They are beautiful

[worldly heart]

thanzz brooo im new so tgey aren't that good

Consider a sub?

[sweet thistle]

You could become the best

Keep making edits

🔥🔥🔥

[worldly heart]

Thankkk youu brooo

[sweet thistle]

Also W pfp

[worldly heart]

♥️♥️

[worldly heart]

can u pls sub

[sweet thistle]

I cant

But ima try to make yt account

If i do i will definetly sub

[worldly heart]

Oohh

Oki bro

[ripe vigil]

He will want to be #10

Not “#19”

Dusty guy

[zenith lava]

@glacial zephyr

[heavy pumice]

Szczesny 🔥

[glacial zephyr]

Doesn't they have pena and astralaga tho

[zenith lava]

astralaga is b squad and injured

[glacial zephyr]

He's injured? Ah damn

[worldly heart]

À

[molten hamlet]

YAMAL free-kick 💀🔥

does anyone play FC Mobile here?

[high pumice]

I used to play till this year June Month, then I quit because now I dont like it much

[hasty stratus]

GOAT💪

[rapid shell]

For those watching Barça Femeni. I LOVE Claudia Pina. She's being so consistent with goals and creates so much for the team. An assist and a goal today!! She's awesome 💙❤️

[void moth]

Iñaki Peña
Koundé Cubarsi Iñigo Balde
Casadó Eric
Lamine Pedri Raphinha
Lewandowski

[rapid shell]

Can't wait!

[molten hamlet]

Messi club level hat trick after almost 5 years

[sly raptor]

i mean a hat trick in 10 min at 37 is impressive

[molten hamlet]

FR

[worldly heart]

that game against Bolivia was so cute

Dribbling past a world class team like there was no one there

[weary whale]

[unborn jackal]

❤️💙

[rapid shell]

Good day good day

[unborn jackal]

Man ur lucky bro

[torpid ermine]

dang man fr

[torpid ermine]

🛐 Goosebumps

[zenith lava]

@celest yew

[severe night]

I'm finished 😭

[quasi pulsar]

😂

[ripe scroll]

Rip

[bronze crest]

👓👊

[wind valve]

10/10👏

[charred oyster]

Keeps getting better

[hard sedge]

Tus predicciones... son algo

[fathom sun]

How did yamal socred 10 goals in 10 games??

[charred oyster]

It's g/a not goals

[fathom sun]

Ohhhh ok

[worldly heart]

Thannnxxx

Pls rate my neymar edit guys

I just releeased it

On my channel on YouTube callled Barcify

[molten hamlet]

bro he has the most assists this year in Europe

More than KDB

insane when you think for a 17yo

[molten hamlet]

this moment 🥹

[bronze arrow]

The Return after 335 days..........

Its time to LET HIM COOK!

Bayern Munich

Real Madrid

[molten hamlet]

Masterclass against MADRID be there

[worldly heart]

Frrr

[ripe vigil]

Tchouameni is injured

[wooden ocean]

[oblique kiln]

Why did he take longer?

[oblique kiln]

ACL tears usually take 9 months right?

[crisp widget]

usually around 7-8 months but then there's the actual time it gets to get back to actual fitness

and it also depends on how bad the tear was

His injury was quite bad and Barca were just trying to be cautious with him

[upper turret]

Because we wanted to to make sure he’s fully 100% fit

And I think his injury was a little worse

[gentle osprey]

Vendan a ferran

[zenith lava]

@ripe vigil @golden lodge
This is my source for my comment about ansu not training hard enough 🤷‍♀️

[placid wyvern]

lie

FATI IS THE BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

[zinc meadow]

managing barca is the worst account for barca twitter

[ripe vigil]

If it’s a interview then it’s fine

[gritty cosmos]

FRAUDDDDD

[gritty cosmos]

Does Raphinha have more stamina than park ji sung

[gentle osprey]

Sell ferran pls

[unborn jackal]

No keep for backup tbh

We won’t get anything for selling

I still believe Flick can get him better, but Ferran himself needs to improve

Ferran before his injury last season was amazing

Need that form from him again and consistently

[unborn jackal]

La Masia creating generational ballers like usual

[worldly heart]

Pedri not la masia

[ripe vigil]

We won’t have to pay for his wages and we can get someone better to be back up

[placid wyvern]

first

what VINI DID

[worldly heart]

Guys rate my edit

I made an edit on dani olmo

On my channel on YouTube callled Barcify

[unborn jackal]

We wont get a better profile for a backup role other than Ferran, lets see how he does when coming back after injury

[unborn jackal]

I still consider him practically made in Barca, he has the Barca style of the play

[ripe vigil]

Bryan zaragoza is a better back up

Amad Diallo would be a better back up

[unborn jackal]

he is at Bayern

[ripe vigil]

Ferran offers nothing

[unborn jackal]

lol this aint career mode

[ripe vigil]

Diallo is available on a free in the summer

🤷‍♂️

[unborn jackal]

He is young and would prob want to start more than being on the bench, also pretty sure he will stay w Man U

[ripe vigil]

Sebastian nanasi would be a better back up

[ripe vigil]

If we come knocking at the door there’s a good chance he will come

[unborn jackal]

I feel like he would stay at Man U ngl

he is not really someone Barca would sign anyways as a backup

a backup prob would be a older chep/free option like Lukk De Jong was

[pastel crest]

💀

[dense pike]

POG

POG in the chat guys

Come on

[slow crane]

POG

[unborn jackal]

I pray to god that we finally humble this man

[torpid ermine]

real

[oblique kiln]

So there's the Monaco fan...

[tacit tulip]

Lewa since february

[torpid ermine]

that bundesliga icon jump is eternal

[worldly heart]

Balde masterclass tmrw

[strong horizon]

Because barca deserve the best and edits and quality

This is for you PEDRI THE MAESTRO

Barça is ready and we will win 🔥🔥

My phone freezing in the end of the video 🤔 i guess this is 1440 p let me get u 1080p

[pallid lion]

This whole back line should retire

[strong horizon]

Here is 1080p for standard phones

[patent ether]

Keep the same energy on the way back

[muted pumice]

clean

[strong horizon]

❤️

[muted pumice]

score predictions for bayern tommrow?

[strong horizon]

Well i would say barça will win but like 2-1 or 3-2 or maybe draw 2-2 or 3-3

[muted pumice]

yea i think we will win 3-1

[strong horizon]

Is there a probability of barça losing the game it could be well you can see monaco this year is on fire

[lofty plank]

3-0

[strong horizon]

Yeah 3 1 could be too

[muted pumice]

raphina 1x
lewa 2x

goals

[strong horizon]

But bayern are a scoring club same as barça

[muted pumice]

uhhh

[high pumice]

Still fresh memories

[high pumice]

Messi🔴🔵 vs. Ronaldo⚪️⚫️ in El Clasico

[weary whale]

@rare orbit

[weary whale]

no

[obtuse rampart]

Ronaldo’s record against Barcelona 4 wins 10 loses

[worldly heart]

Just look at this 🤣🤣

[molten hamlet]

keep licking bayern

[torpid ermine]

🔥

[torpid ermine]

real

[high pumice]

I am not even a Real Madrid fan bro

You must have seen me type many times in #💬︱chat that I am a Cristiano Ronaldo fan but still support FC Barcelona since 2019

I just sent that 8-2 because we all still know that worst match

I seriously want FC Barcelona to win against FC Bayern Munich because the Mastermind Hansi Flick is on the opposite side

[torpid ermine]

I honestly haven't, but nice. I just kept that there cus it was good times.

[high pumice]

Ok

[oblique kiln]

You are one of a kind

[torpid ermine]

What y'all think about this against Bayern (I didn't make this up)

[stoic ore]

s

[iron bane]

olmo should start

[strong horizon]

[torpid ermine]

< 3

[grizzled granite]

here's the offside

[untold tendon]

a knee offside is wild

[grizzled granite]

ikr

[worldly heart]

Because of this fortune cookie man I own my soul to this cookie

[slow crane]

I pray to god we win all our coming games and the UCL and La Liga

[worldly heart]

The most realest of the reals

[smoky lodge]

It's pathetic to know that Dembele was in the starting lineup instead of Raphinha

[quiet garden]

RAPHINA HATTRICK IN HIS 100 GAME OF BARCELONA WHAT A GAME

[feral cave]

all barca fans rn:

[solar flint]

Raphinha today:

[lyric berry]

XDDDD

[tough willow]

xD

[vocal verge]

2/3

[gray parcel]

Yo igual le saque captura a eso jajajaja

[main isle]

Ahhh

[tender latch]

cure to depression :)

[wet depot]

Did you guys expect this

[tender latch]

no

i thought it was gonna be 2-1

[wet depot]

In the beginning I thought we’d lose

After the equalizer

[wet depot]

Same

Im so happy

[gritty cosmos]

Best goalie of all time they said

[hard sedge]

El equipo al que el Bayern venció 9-2 está por delante de ellos 😭😭😭

[frank berry]

YALL FW MY FIT O QUE?

[soft pawn]

🤡

[patent holly]

Lmfao

[patent holly]

indeed

[patent holly]

Rafa today onG.

[dense pike]

LMAO

so true

[worldly heart]

@bronze trench

[bronze trench]

wait

wow this hurts

i’m not completely in love with u

[worldly heart]

did I get cooked?

[muted pumice]

hey at least you have someone to talk to because the thing is most ppl including me dont have a gf 💀

[bronze trench]

how long do u know her

it depends

maybe she needs time

[worldly heart]

2 yrs

[bronze trench]

long time tbh

and she doesn’t know what she wants

[real parrot]

Introducing the Blaugrana Dungeon (aka my bedroom)

[bronze trench]

did u express yourself to her isn’t it?

[worldly heart]

fr

but we werent talking for 2 whole years

[muted pumice]

where is the madridsta toilet?

[worldly heart]

we were js friends for sometime

[bronze trench]

and when did u start love her

[worldly heart]

1 year and we started talking like 6 months ago

[bronze trench]

hmm

[real parrot]

Can't afford 😢

[worldly heart]

yh its a lost cause

[bronze trench]

u went on a date?

[worldly heart]

yes mcdonalds before

[muted pumice]

ahh

[bronze trench]

mcdonald’s ain’t a date place

wait

[muted pumice]

i thought toilet supplies was cheap

[worldly heart]

the mall asw

[muted pumice]

BRO 😭

[worldly heart]

doesnt going for dinner count as a date

[bronze trench]

you could tell her to go on a date and express yourself. if she doesn’t want to it’s alr and u will accept it

i will give u a tip

which is so bad

[muted pumice]

yes but at least not in a place with homeless ppl like mcdonalds

[bronze trench]

when u give to her your interest, she wants to ignore u , just to make u get obsessed

mthis happened to me too

i was talking to someone and all was good until he was ignoring me and don’t answer to me

[worldly heart]

ive been ignoring her recently and her note on insta is "js say u hate me bruh"

[bronze trench]

he was doing hours to answer and this made me get obsessed

[worldly heart]

idk who she meant it to tho

[bronze trench]

u see

U SEE

[worldly heart]

prolly not me

[bronze trench]

nah

it was for u

[worldly heart]

u sure?

[bronze trench]

totally

[worldly heart]

https://tenor.com/view/blind-men-leading-the-way-fall-water-fishing-gif-14556846

[bronze trench]

hahaha

but i have a question

[worldly heart]

oh thats good then shud I respond to her text

[worldly heart]

yes

[bronze trench]

why do u ignore someone if u want him

i mean

if you show your interest

[worldly heart]

what she said kinda made me mad tbh

[bronze trench]

idk how people are thinking

[bronze trench]

what

[worldly heart]

this

kinda pissed me off

[bronze trench]

aaa that’s why

[worldly heart]

yes

[bronze trench]

but u have her number right?

[worldly heart]

yes

I have her on delivered in every platform

[bronze trench]

i mean okay. she made u mad so u ignored her. idk why he ignored me that last days 🥲

[cedar drift]

You kids are too much

[bronze trench]

this server ain’t for football anymore hajahahahah

[bronze trench]

HAHAVAHAHAHA

I can’t ahahahahah

[worldly heart]

same fr

I might give up

[oblique kiln]

Use pickup lines

[bronze trench]

overthinking at night 👀

[worldly heart]

its 6:35 pm for me

hbu

[bronze trench]

2:36

am

[worldly heart]

yo shi

[bronze trench]

i was sleeping

and i woke up

i have uni tomorrow

[worldly heart]

ohh W

[oblique kiln]

@worldly heart use ones like
'Roses are red,
violets are fine,
I'll be your six,
Will you be my nine?'

[bronze trench]

🥲

[bronze trench]

🥲

dont

do this

it’s so cringe

[zenith lava]

Ouch

[cedar drift]

Girl are you Jewish cause you Israeli hot

[bronze trench]

we need to make a group

to analyse some things

[worldly heart]

do u live in russia

[oblique kiln]

Here's a better one:

'Girl are you from Missisippi?
Because you're the only miss who's piss I sippie'

[zenith lava]

@worldly heart don't be corny, just be bold

[bronze trench]

who

[worldly heart]

nvm

[worldly heart]

I might be done

idk

[zenith lava]

nah , like seriously

[worldly heart]

I'll decide next week

[zenith lava]

just be bold

[oblique kiln]

'Roses are red,
My name's Dan,
I have a gun,
Get in the van'

[bronze trench]

no

[worldly heart]

My name isn't Dan tho

[bronze trench]

just

don’t reply too early

play it cool

[worldly heart]

I suck at that

[bronze trench]

don’t be a play boy

[worldly heart]

?avatar

[bronze trench]

playboy reeee

[zenith lava]

Does she respond?

or does she take time

[worldly heart]

takes time

[zenith lava]

Do you hang our irl?

[worldly heart]

I had 4+ new messages from her on insta

on both her spam acc and her main

and unopened snaps

I dont even use snap tho

[bronze trench]

so she cares

[worldly heart]

yeah

[worldly heart]

nah shes prolly leading me on

[zenith lava]

How is your body language together

[worldly heart]

nah im not like that

[zenith lava]

like are you physically in touch

[worldly heart]

after marriage for me

[zenith lava]

🤣

Ain't no way she will agree

[worldly heart]

why not

[zenith lava]

also thats cap

bro

[worldly heart]

what is

[zenith lava]

Look at the image you sent to me in my dms

the first one

[worldly heart]

YOOO

CHILL

[zenith lava]

that ain't a guy who is waiting for marriage

🤣

[worldly heart]

I WAS BORED THEN

BRO

CHILL

[zenith lava]

ay btw , that is normal, but s is not?

[worldly heart]

YES

[zenith lava]

nah 🤣

[bronze trench]

W

[worldly heart]

aight yh u did kinda expose me there...

[zenith lava]

Bro in no way you want to wait 7 years for marriage, while being in a relationship

[zenith lava]

nah i told you look at image, i didn't say what it was

[bronze trench]

okay it’s normal

but when u are ready it’s ok

[worldly heart]

YO

WTFFF

[bronze trench]

what

[worldly heart]

I GOT 25 MCDONALDS SANDWICHES

[zenith lava]

🤣 ..

[worldly heart]

IM EATING WELL TODAY

[bronze trench]

out of point

[worldly heart]

mb chat

[bronze trench]

😂

[cedar drift]

The bulk starts today

[worldly heart]

fr road to 200

almost there

15 more

[cedar drift]

But don’t eat more than four at once

Unless it’s like, cheeseburgers

In which case you can do six

[worldly heart]

nah its chicken

[zenith lava]

You trying to get fit

just get your protein intake and carbs. While going 3 times to the gym, fullbody

[worldly heart]

my physique is mid rn

[zenith lava]

Work on it. My physic looks good

but not near my best

[cedar drift]

We gym chat now

[zenith lava]

Yes amigo

[cedar drift]

Looking good

Hope you don’t skip legs

[worldly heart]

dont worry abt that 💀

[zenith lava]

nah he got spongebob leg genes

[worldly heart]

😭

[zenith lava]

| |

[cedar drift]

Benches twice as much as he squats

[zenith lava]

He be squatting his bodyweight

thats the limit

[worldly heart]

im gonna have 3 sandwiches today

[cedar drift]

But seriously, why do you have 25 burgers

[worldly heart]

idek

I told my uncle I was hungry

[cedar drift]

Can’t say I’ve ever met an uncle this cool

[worldly heart]

fr

[cedar drift]

Here nephew, have the entire menu

[jade bison]

chat why'd they write Harry styles on TV, I'm DEAD xD

[pastel crest]

EDUQUE YAMAL EDUQUE 🔥

[pastel crest]

😭😭😭

[worldly heart]

@heady kraken

[heady kraken]

Lmfaoooo

[lusty kelp]

This is the way

[real parrot]

why does muller look like an angry cartoon character 😭

[midnight oxide]

Bro got owned

[worldly heart]

This is the uploaded image in social media

Pak Pak Pak Muller womp womp pedri>musghostiala

[molten hamlet]

WOMP²

[narrow gate]

Since when would a Spanish midfielder cost 5 million?

[worldly heart]

Somehow

pedri is definitely 170m+

[bronze crest]

Factos

[oblique kiln]

He's in high school. You're in high school. There's still time

[zenith lava]

finished

[shut scroll]

Hello

[wet marsh]

🔥kit

[obsidian pilot]

💀💀💀

💚R 🤍 L ♥️ L

[oblique kiln]

MSN of 2024

[obsidian pilot]

Rapinha: 9 goals 6 Assists

Lamine: 5 Goals 7 assists

Lewandoski: 15 goals 3 asists

[obsidian pilot]

😨

[torpid ermine]

Combined Goals: 29 Goals

Combined Assists: 16 Assists

Combined G/A: 45 g/a in 13 Matches 💀

Insane fr

[obsidian pilot]

Bro its insane

[torpid ermine]

fr

[full elk]

FOURTY FIVE?

WHAT

BRO ITS BEEN 13 MATCHES

[torpid ermine]

EXACTLYY 😭

[worldly heart]

I don’t like to be a Sofascore merchant

But

Look at this

Musiala in 30 min after a small injury

Gavi in 8 minutes after being gone for a whole year

I know it’s a 0.2 difference

But still

We saw the impacts they actually had

[unborn jackal]

Tbh I didn’t rlly see Gavi do much which is fine, but who rlly cares about the ratings. We know Gavi is our warrior and means more to us, no need to compare him to anyone

[pastel crest]

Tiki Taka 🔥

[high pumice]

Can Prime Ronaldo and Prime Messi win Harry Kane a trophy? FC 25

Gianluigi Buffon's Nightmare 😈☠️

[real parrot]

😭

[noble moth]

okay to everyone saying why peña is still starting:
hansi flick said to peña he has trust in him, and that hes gonna be his starting goalkeeper no matter what if he shows he has level to do it.

para todos los que dicen que porque peña es titular:
hansi flick le dijo a peña que el iba a ser su titular y que confia en el, mientras que demuestre su nivel, sera titular

opinion: he doesnt really have to work that much, hes a good gk in terms of passing and in intercepting dangerous passes since he is out of the goal most of the times barça has possetion (which is good), but he doesnt have high saves skills.

opinion: no tiene que hacer mucho, es buen portero en terminos de pases y de interceptar pases peligrosos por que suele estar fuera de su porteria cuando el barça tiene la posesion (algo que es bueno), pero le falta habilidad para parar

[worldly heart]

@worldly heart

Now I'm team ilia topuria

[hard sedge]

Raphinha 9.2 but Vini 10?

[noble moth]

HOWWW

AND WHERE IS LAMINE

AND WHERE IS PEDRI

[hard sedge]

Rapha hat-trick in less time against BAYERN and Vini hat-trick against a finished and sabotaged Dortmund. How does this make sense? Why Rapha 9.2 and that... guy 10?

[noble moth]

nono, vini indeed did great, but there is no way hes higher than raphinha

and also i want lamine and pedri there

[hard sedge]

They should have the same note

The same

10

[noble moth]

hmm

ye ill take that they both did great

[gritty cosmos]

Kane
Oshimen
Mbappe
Griezmann

[zenith lava]

They are more physcial there

mainoo is also a young defensive talent, and now he is injured

[ripe vigil]

That’s because he always starts

Never got a rest

[worldly heart]

Team holloway

[worldly heart]

When you and adl fight im gonna come too and help him 2vs1

[worldly heart]

I’m finna trash @zinc wedge

[worldly heart]

We're gonna kick your ahh bro

You team max not ilia

You the opp now

[worldly heart]

@magic knoll why did you clown emoji me

Only @worldly heart is allowed to do that

[magic knoll]

Idk bro

[magic knoll]

Cuz you saying a funny stuff

[worldly heart]

😂

[magic knoll]

I'm jk bro

I thought that you're saying that Madrid gonna kick barca ahh on Saturday @worldly heart

Mb

[worldly heart]

Nah we just gonna kick pats ahh

This is @worldly heart when I pull up to his house

[magic knoll]

Mb bro I'm sorry

[magic knoll]

😂😂😂😂

[worldly heart]

Its allright bro i was joking with you anyway 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

[magic knoll]

It's ok bro

[worldly heart]

My lineup for el clasico, predictions?

[cyan garden]

If we use that, we are losing 12-0

[worldly heart]

Nah Ong trust the process

[cyan garden]

Nah bro that's a B team lineup😭

[worldly heart]

EVER

[cyan garden]

The lineup should be our B team

Like our lineup that we use if everyone is injured

[worldly heart]

main team is mid

I have never lost a UCL and Yamal did

[cyan garden]

Huh

?

[steady yoke]

1/5
am I right?

[oblique kiln]

🔥🔥🥶🥶☠️☠️☠️👽👽☠️👽

Everyone will score

16-0
Cuenca and Kochen hat trick

(Idek who they are)

[narrow gate]

Sometimes I wonder how Romeu would preform under Flick

[molten hamlet]

Dream line-up 🤤😍

[worldly heart]

Did yk

Barca only paid 17m to Santos for Neymar

The rest of the money was directly to Neymar’s dad

[worldly heart]

Neymar's dad is a key reason for his downfall 💀

[zenith lava]

chill lets what we achieve this year. They will grow much more

[zenith lava]

His father was poor. So obviously he thought about the best for his son in terms of money and not in terms of football legacy or trophy cabinet.

[pulsar frost]

you all are forgetting

I don't think i can say it in this chat

but it was a big thing when that infortmation leaked

not only it was money that was used to pay his father

and i personally think neymar's downfall was lead because of his personal life too

you can't expect good things if you live your day to day partying, spending like crazy and just meeting different women all the time

[worldly heart]

Yup

[zenith lava]

yeah

It is logical when you think about
250 million usd transfer and you can still compete in the biggest domestic club. I believe they underestimated barcalona.

His father is a simple man who wanted money

[zenith rune]

neymar's rizz counter

[hollow shore]

Free Free Palestine

[worldly heart]

Might loose against rma if this is the strategy while playing pena again

[shell yoke]

Vini x Raphinha 🇧🇷 🔥

[wise latch]

ik

they kept doing long balls in the first 30min

constantly loosing possession

like they wanted bayern to scor

or something

after that they played a better football

[hard sedge]

They focus more on pressuring the referees to help them than on playing well

Se centran más en presionar a los árbitros para que les ayuden que en jugar bien

[worldly heart]

The problem is
Bayern didn't shoot cz we could press well that made us offside traps effective and pedri casado was close to backline to stop zone 14 shots as much as possible
If any of these fails we're cooked

[worldly heart]

Yea even the fans are part of that , they play victim card

[zenith lava]

we need the possesion though this time

[wooden lake]

It’s indeed risky to play high against Real Madrid who will do nothing and counter like they always do

Either we are efficient or we are cooked

[zenith lava]

our counters have been better this season

[worldly heart]

I sniff a Match full of goals

[worldly heart]

Our fullbacks suffers Savin counters at times btw
And its one of the fastest team we gonna face

Last time we faced a fast team
It was from ligue 1 and we lost

[zenith lava]

with 10 man

we did not play bad

[sour veldt]

No idea why people keep forgetting that

Without the red there’s no way we are losing

[zenith lava]

but

we lost againat monaco 🤓

[weary whale]

@tropic flint 🤣

[full elk]

DO NOT HATE ON FORT, FATI VICTOR AND TORRE

[sour veldt]

No way we can win against any fast teams now1!1!1!

[sour veldt]

?? 😭

[full elk]

Dont you guys think Hansi always puts Ferran Torres on so the team adapts to play with 10 players?

[weary whale]

they are so crazy lol with all these kind of questions

insecure discord server lmao

[tropic flint]

They're really serious over there!

[pastel crest]

🥹

[sour veldt]

I have never cringed so hard over an automated discord message LMAO

[sweet thistle]

Rate this pic from 1 to 10 🤩

[zenith lava]

6 or 8

[slow remnant]

10

[pulsar frost]

10

[pulsar frost]

7

[fathom quest]

free playstation

[sweet thistle]

Real

[cloud hatch]

Dembele was such a good signing(its opposite day)

[oblique kiln]

Wait it's opposite day?

(Unrelated) Anyway, Vini deserves the Ballon d'or

Messi is so overrated

[oblique kiln]

Hold up, if you said if its opposite day on opposite day, doesn't it get cancelled and not be opposite day anymore?

[zenith lava]

I am very happy

😢

[pulsar frost]

damn

[worldly heart]

we got iniesta and xavi back

[sweet thistle]

The new iniesta and xavi duo

[shell yoke]

@winged mica

broski dont know how many la liga titles his own team won

bro i said we won 27

dumbo

[sweet thistle]

💀

[worldly heart]

Is bro

Autistic

we won 27

autistic kid

[shell yoke]

come to chat

blind auti kid

[sweet thistle]

“Dumb kid” - 👶

[shell yoke]

u asked me how many titles it won

[charred pollen]

Madrid fans:

[shell yoke]

u dont even have grammar

lol

[sweet thistle]

Smartest madrid fan

[charred pollen]

Fr hahaha

[shell yoke]

who says ur dad stuff in 2024

[charred pollen]

Callate payaso

[sweet thistle]

English isn't even my first language, yet your english disgusts me

Remember that.

[shell yoke]

OMG BRO REPLIED WITH AN EMOJI OF HIMSELF

[worldly heart]

our fandom has the most mature fans:
the fan:

[charred pollen]

🫵🫵🫵😂😂

[shell yoke]

then what is ur main language gibberish

?

[dry anvil]

☠️

[shell yoke]

ur mom and ur dad jokes in 2024

[sweet thistle]

💀 wth bro

[shell yoke]

who said skibidi bro

bros dreaming in his own universe

this guys grammar 😂

[slate flint]

Are you Indian @winged mica ?

[shell yoke]

nah indians are smart

hes quite the opposite

[slate flint]

But Madrid actually won 35

It's confusing lol can't say one number nvm

[shell yoke]

no they won 36

[slate flint]

I can't say anything finding different from different sources it's ok whatever they won idc I'm barca fan ☠️

[karmic arrow]

ur team is full of n

[charred pollen]

Hahaha

[weary whale]

sne

send

[wet marsh]

Guys what happening? In Google real Madrid got even more % to win (yesterday was 40-43,today is 52%)

[weary whale]

dont worry
u shouldnt even check this lol

i think it is random

[glossy matrix]

thats the squad list

not the starting 11

[delicate wagon]

oh my bad

[charred pollen]

Olmo pedri casado 🔝

[zenith lava]

We playing. 22 players against madrid

We are totally winning

[gritty cosmos]

Raphinha gotta recreate this

[tacit tulip]

Giorgio Chiellini on Wojciech Szczesny:

„Szczesny? In the last 5 years he has been in the top 3 goalkeepers in the world. I'd put him on the same level as Manuel Neuer and Alisson Becker.

It's the same level. In my opinion Tek has been completely underrated during his career.”

[outer drift]

today

[molten hamlet]

Bernabeu windows closed 😭🙏

[acoustic bane]

VISCA BARCA

[glossy matrix]

these fools are gonna get smacked up

5-0

[full elk]

were starting pena

[glossy matrix]

ofc we are

he the goat

[full elk]

😭

[molten hamlet]

moments before disaster

[full elk]

fr

FERMIN ISD STARTING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean they dont have theyre first gk anyways

[obtuse ibex]

Lunin has shown to be very reliable tho

[full elk]

ya

[molten hamlet]

he's very good

[molten hamlet]

we cooking madrid

lesgooo

[soft ermine]

Lineup

[modest cradle]

predict the match in #🥅︱match-challenges to win https://store.fcbarcelona.com/en-us/products/barca-scarf-6?country=US

[small flicker]

How can I send images here?

[full elk]

just click the plus button

[molten hamlet]

you need to reach lvl 3 or 5 ig

[small flicker]

Ah damn

Tough life

Gotta yap a bit

[molten hamlet]

can check in #1253837420990824448 by typing !rank

[odd dove]

🚫 k1r_fcb, that command is disabled in this channel.

[small flicker]

Yeah I'm still on lvl 0

[oblique kiln]

Should've started Gavi

He must play for 30 mins at least

We need that type of active runner

Besides, it would prevent the royal family from supporting (cheating) Madrid. Leanor would favour Gavi

[small root]

JSJSJS

FERMIN DO IT

[tender pecan]

u have to be joking

[elder marsh]

Gxr shld be penalized

[tacit tulip]

why is he still warming the bench bruh

[glass pike]

Give me a link to watch at

[tacit tulip]

laliga fed

[glass pike]

Gxr is down bad

[pastel crest]

💀

[analog mural]

Ahh uhh

[narrow gate]

Visca Barca

[patent widget]

W dog

[dusty venture]

It was offside too

Him pooket Vini like 4 times like that

Good job cubasria

[solar flint]

Hugging each other

[oblique kiln]

Peña haters can shut up now

[mossy flume]

Where can I watch it??

[young ruin]

Visca Barça

[spice vigil]

You guys

Is there any websites I can watch the game on for free

I woke up at 6 for this 🥲

[mossy flume]

Same

[near hamlet]

How this not a red? They didn't even get a yellow for this or about 12 other bad madrista fouls

[mossy flume]

Where are u watching it

[spice vigil]

Yeah

Every website I open says I’ve been hacked 😭💀

[mossy flume]

Fr 😭

[near hamlet]

I sent DM

[spice vigil]

What dm

[near hamlet]

Direct message

[spice vigil]

Where

[near hamlet]

To Ur dm

[unborn jackal]

THIS IS HIS TIME

[marsh arrow]

LMFAO

He literally did vinis Brazilian dance

[solar flint]

💀

[molten hamlet]

nahh:

[oblique kiln]

We weren't 100% robbed
We aren't losing
We didn't lose a player to injury

Honestly, not worth complaining

[spice vigil]

4-0😻

Another yellow card 💀💀💀💀

[wheat quiver]

Did I’m dreaming omg

[mossy flume]

Where are u guys watching it

[vocal verge]

Calma.

[spice vigil]

4-0😻

[steel chasm]

Mbappe today

[candid axle]

Why can't I post a SS?

[mossy flume]

Where are u watching it??

[candid axle]

Epicsports

It got some ads tho

[dusky wyvern]

We are so back wuhu

[spice vigil]

Ikr

[weary whale]

@worldly heart hello deer give me my 100

[spice vigil]

It’s not letting me send photos

[dusky wyvern]

We cooked ngl

[dusky wyvern]

Same

[candid axle]

Yehh same

Damm I had a crazy ss

[sturdy berry]

Im feeling a treble

[naive crow]

A treble is definitely on the table with Flick at the helm

[dusky wyvern]

Barca owning madrid at home will be always a thing 🤣🤣

[candid axle]

Why can't I send a ss

Does anyone know why?

[slow crane]

Never lies

Fortune cookies only tell the truth

[kind pebble]

Congratulations sixtuple to us and balndor to lamine or raphinia

[slow crane]

2 dubs in a row since I opened this cookie against Bayern and Madrid

[candid axle]

Guys why can't I send a ss

[wet depot]

Gotta feel bad

[tulip fractal]

Yeah imagine being him

[vocal verge]

3/3 ✅

[tulip fractal]

Mbappé 6.4???

Nahhe deserved a 7.5

[sacred spear]

They forgot 0 in the beginning

[tulip fractal]

Mbappé played very good

At least a 7

[weary whale]

SEND THE DAMN MEMES MAN

[unborn jackal]

Take a BOW son

What a performance

Just incredible

[near hamlet]

The prince who was promised to save the world from the darkness

Youngest player to ever score in el Clásico hits the calm down celebration in bernabeu

Iconic moment

[wooden ocean]

Auraaaaa

[pastel crest]

😂

Aura 🔥

[torpid ermine]

fr

[quasi plinth]

JAJAJAJA

XDDDD

[livid siren]

nice pics of yamal

[charred pollen]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[vocal verge]

Crazy foreshadowing

[weary whale]

memes pls guys

inigo aint 35 bro wtf

[weary whale]

send new ones

[jaunty isle]

Omg frr

[pallid lion]

My goat 😭

[worldly heart]

@worldly heart

Take a look at my inbox 😂😂😂 you barca fans are relentless

LOL

[weary whale]

100 usd man??

[weary whale]

flick fall after this or what happened i missed this part

[worldly heart]

Yo chill

[weary whale]

🤣🤣🤣

[pastel crest]

Jejejejejeje

[strong sundial]

that was cold ngl

staring down the madrid fans

[shadow lagoon]

Who got the wallpapers

[tidal ivy]

Jajajajaja, he say sell mbappe

[opaque relic]

Who misses every chance?
Kylian Mbappe
Who doesnt know offside rule?
Kylian Mbappe
Who got spanked 4-0 at home?
Kylian Mbappe

[worldly heart]

24 different people sent me either one or multiple messages 😂😂😂

[near hamlet]

Peña was a wall tonight

[slim estuary]

Lmao

[cedar drift]

Someone’s got to post that Barca fan lying in bed smiling meme, need to inject that into my veins

[opaque relic]

Can you please tell me what happened to flick? xddd i didnt notice that in the match

[tidal ivy]

Missed goal reaction

[opaque relic]

AHahhaha now i understand xdd

[cedar drift]

That’s some good stuff but the one I’m thinking of has the guy in this position with a Barca shirt

[zenith lava]

I think their eyes might have bled 12 times

Who did it better

[weary whale]

🤣

[zenith lava]

🤣 Mbappe you fool

[near hamlet]

Lol

[merry rune]

respect rapha

[harsh orbit]

i have it but can’t send it here idk why

[cedar drift]

Low level probably, dm it man

[harsh orbit]

i did!

check

[dusty venture]

Crying for getting a yellow card

And he said so many bad words

Good job for huge him

[worldly heart]

Thats my boy

[near hamlet]

AHH you found it before me 😂

[worldly heart]

Look what Ancelot anounced😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

YALLLLL

[near hamlet]

He's seething

[zenith lava]

He waited a whole year to do that 🤣

[worldly heart]

EXACTLY

[worldly heart]

BRO IS CRYINGGGG

LMFAOOOOOOOO

Pedri’s him, he actually posted this 😭

Im getting Gavi and Yamal Jersy this year idc

[merry rune]

me too

thats my bri

my bday soon

ima buy em both

siu

[worldly heart]

Oh happy early bday bro

[merry rune]

thx bro

[worldly heart]

I wish u all the best

[merry rune]

same from me to everyone

[worldly heart]

Jude Bellingham in El Clásico:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 dribbles
0 crosses
0 accurate long balls

I finnaly got a job and can afford

[merry rune]

happy for u bro, i hope god will help u along the way fulfillin your dreams and desires