📺︱multimedia

[barren tendon]

ah

well

sht media

[charred oyster]

Bro made mistakes and said

"Nah it's not my fault"

"I am focused on copa America"

[pure creek]

dont like that side of him

he doesnt take responsibility, even for the sake of his team

[barren tendon]

make gundo captain

[royal hamlet]

Araujo, do you think your red card influenced the game?
Biker’s fault

[charred oyster]

Even reshad knows

[barren tendon]

Reshad may know but does Barca universe or Total barca know

[royal hamlet]

Managing Barca

💀

[barren tendon]

you mean managing madrid

oh wait

who was the fraud?

Barca universe right

[heady shadow]

Happy Birthday

[barren tendon]

happy birthday

[void haven]

Thanks

[void haven]

Thanks bro

[split forum]

Happy birthday tonito🤝

[static siren]

happy birthday man

[ripe vigil]

As a birthday gift I’ll get Stunna and the other rma fan to troll just for you

❤️

[proven bear]

9 year old me every morning

[safe temple]

@royal hamlet

[royal hamlet]

Thanks

[severe night]

They're just doing this to scare the hell out of our players

[zealous solstice]

Happy birthday

[severe night]

Happy Birthday

[dire aurora]

Feliz Cumpleaños Broooo Dios te bendiga ❤️

[worldly heart]

Everyone, sub to Tonito’s channel for his birthday

[worldly heart]

happy birthday!

[worldly heart]

Lmaooooo me? @worldly heart

[ripe vigil]

Probably

There’s too many of you people

[worldly heart]

Now what

What does that even mean

I'll get them to troll?

I on know 😅

[worldly heart]

What do you mean by you people

[ripe vigil]

You trollers

[worldly heart]

How did i troll

Wtf

[worldly heart]

He weird what can I say

[wise dome]

Literally me

[cobalt tiger]

Hi

[iron sinew]

Yo

[narrow kraken]

is it true halland wanna come to barca nike will buy it ?

[mellow apex]

dont think so

it’s historical

[charred oyster]

Happy birthday to the GOAT

[barren tendon]

lamine yamal with arab jordi alba

[slate lichen]

they did yamal dirty bro 😭🙏🏽

[rocky coral]

he looks 50 😭🙏

[nocturne skiff]

He can NOT have a bad game now

[slate lichen]

is it that hard to model😭

[nocturne skiff]

"Yo lamine we need you to score against germany"
Yamal:

[void haven]

nahhhh 🤣🤣

yo 88 is good

tho

[charred oyster]

This guy is stupid

💀

[void haven]

No way that ain’t Pedri and gavi that’s neymar and suarez

[slate lichen]

its true pedri and gavi are no where near those guys🙄

thats pogba and drogba

[iron sinew]

Happy Birthday Leo♥️💙

[worldly heart]

Another lineup I would like to see next season.

I think Roque should start with mid teams tho

[iron sinew]

Wrong Onana?

💀😂

[worldly heart]

Oh wow

I put the wrong one

[iron sinew]

😂😂😂

Shame of the day

[worldly heart]

This the right one

[rocky coral]

we got 2 araujos now

??

[iron sinew]

Bro don't know

[patent wharf]

Araujo over kounde is crazy

[worldly heart]

Araujo is better

What

[patent wharf]

Idk kounde should be starter I see Araujo as a backup

[worldly heart]

Saying Araujo should be a backup is crazy

Wait, which Araujo are you talking about

[patent wharf]

RB

[worldly heart]

He had a good loan spell, I think in some games he will start and Flick might move Kounde back to CB

[patent wharf]

Feel like since there was barely pressure in las palmas he was stopping vini but now in barca it’s diff so maybe the pressure will get to him who knows

[worldly heart]

I think I'd trust Kounde for big games than Julian

[iron sinew]

HE FINE

[royal hamlet]

W

[knotty osprey]

MADRID CONFIRMED THEY PAY REFS AHHHHHH

[iron sinew]

REAL?

[waxen crescent]

Christiansen is good tho

In CB

[royal hamlet]

This can go either way

[severe night]

Map of the First Division 24/25

[odd dove]

🚫 drk0710_001, that command is disabled in this channel.

[pure creek]

@surreal talon @barren tendon @heady shadow

myan elite talent ID 101

[barren tendon]

lmao

i need to see more of this guy

[pure creek]

friendship ended with estevao, now doue is my best friend

[barren tendon]

estevao was not a real one

[pure creek]

damn i cant even paste message link in this channel anymore

[proven bear]

🤝

[proven bear]

Hmmm

I can make Maguire look 10/10 in highlights

[proven bear]

So research matter's

[pure creek]

myan's approval is more than good enough

[proven bear]

Nah

[pure creek]

shush

[pure creek]

roblox ahh face

[proven bear]

Tried to draw nayuta

Ended up with this autistic shi

[pure creek]

u should drop the pen and pick up a new hobby imo 😔

[proven bear]

I did make a banger but it was a fluke 🙏🏻🔥

[pure creek]

purple patch drawing doesnt mean anything

dont lie to urself

[proven bear]

Meh for fun

[pure creek]

im sorry

[proven bear]

Ikr

🙏🏻🔥

[pure creek]

he looks beautiful

majestic

[proven bear]

I edge to this

[pure creek]

mewing frfr (idk what zoomer says these days)

[proven bear]

90 mins a day

[dawn gulch]

i can draw maps

[proven bear]

Talento

[dawn gulch]

france

[jolly karma]

🔥🔥

[dawn gulch]

yugoslavia

[proven bear]

Transfer some talento georg

I suck

[dawn gulch]

korea and japan

[mellow apex]

the manga about finishing in a hand🔥🔥

[jolly karma]

Ur pfp explains it lot

💀

[dawn gulch]

kosovo map

[mellow apex]

new chapters have been traumatic

[proven bear]

Real shi

[dawn gulch]

cyprus map

[proven bear]

Should have lost with himeno

🙏🏻

[mellow apex]

thats pedophilia gang

[dawn gulch]

left side of middle east

[turbid dock]

faszpicsa

[proven bear]

I didn't read fire punch then 😔

[mellow apex]

reze is where it’s at 🚨🚨

[proven bear]

Ass characters

[barren tendon]

da bomb

[errant tangle]

Sinai mentioned RAHHHHHHH🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[proven bear]

Cringe

[mellow apex]

or the chinese one

[proven bear]

Angel clears

[mellow apex]

cant remember the name

the foken lesbian

[pure creek]

best girl after kobeni's car

[proven bear]

Makima simps exist?

[mellow apex]

ball knowledge 100

[pure creek]

quanxi

[mellow apex]

that one

[proven bear]

Ew

Halloween

Best one

[barren tendon]

knew you were a goat

[pure creek]

halloween

[barren tendon]

is it your bday today as well

[pure creek]

duh, im the goat afterall

[proven bear]

What about asa yoru

[mellow apex]

i hope not

[mellow apex]

also class

[proven bear]

Miss his match reviews

[oblique kiln]

Chelsea aren't spending unnecessary money anymore

I expected them to screw up again after sacking Pochettino

[heady shadow]

Goldenboy talent id 👀

[safe temple]

🤡

Blud thought he could duck the reactions btw

[heady shadow]

Why do you think I really care about you

[safe temple]

I’m your owner g

[heady shadow]

You dont own anything

My life is minw

[safe temple]

Ratio then

[heady shadow]

Ratio on discord is crazy

[safe temple]

🤡

[heady shadow]

Anyways doue been on my list for a long time so idrc what you think

[pure creek]

nabbed from the #goat

[severe night]

Desiré Doué?

[pure creek]

yeah

[severe night]

How good is he?

I watched so much Lille but no Rennes

[pure creek]

musiala alternative

has more potential in final ball

his engine isnt as strong as musiala tho, carrying prowress etc

definitely a barcelona level player if things go right

[proven bear]

Desire

🙏🏻🔥

[heady shadow]

But he can play in a double pivot as well👀

[pure creek]

id still rather him stick closer to the final third, 2nd-3rd phase is his zone

[heady shadow]

I meant oop though

[pure creek]

impacts his game with his touches and passes

[royal hamlet]

Cold

🫡

[royal hamlet]

Real

[heady shadow]

Real

[charred oyster]

@void haven

[void haven]

😭😭🤣

[worldly heart]

@charred oyster

[void haven]

Only 3 ppl who are actually from France crazy

[royal hamlet]

How does this affect his legacy tho

[charred oyster]

@void haven

How are u this bad even at geography 😭

[worldly heart]

Nah fakenews

[charred oyster]

Geography failed.

[smoky wharf]

He got detention

[worldly heart]

Lol whatever

[royal hamlet]

@slate sage

[slate sage]

💀

[royal hamlet]

Oooook

[dawn gulch]

Devious Mkhitaryan

[smoky wharf]

He the power

[royal hamlet]

Idk who he is but I love him

[smoky wharf]

I love him too

I got quite a few cat pics saved for no reason

[worldly heart]

He barely scores anyway

[royal hamlet]

He’s 16

[severe night]

He doesn't need to, he's already an extraordinary player.

[worldly heart]

Yeah but u don't have to beg him not to score

[severe night]

He's had at least 1 goal contribution each game and was Man of the Match vs Brazil

[worldly heart]

Ok still didn't score tho

[severe night]

If you watch football through your eyes you'll realize how much he contributes.

[worldly heart]

I don't disagree but there's no need to beg him plz don't score bc he doesn't score often

[severe night]

Don't tell me about it

I wasn't the one who sent the message

[worldly heart]

So bro nico isn't coming right

He extended his contract?

[severe night]

You never know, if we trigger his clause he could still come

[worldly heart]

With what money tho

[severe night]

We aren't as broke as you think, we paid 40M for Vitor Roque, the issue is FFP

[void haven]

L i want him to be the youngest player to score in euros what is that mentality @split forum 😭😭

[split forum]

I didn't send it. It's a meme

[safe temple]

@severe night

[hard sedge]

Why the cat?

Get the poor cat out of that badge

[safe temple]

They are Chinese

They are owned by one

And that dude said that he was gonna take them to the UCL btw

Back in 2016

Since then they had 2 relegations under his management

💀

@hard sedge

Asspanyol should be sent to the Chinese Super League

Maybe they’ll have a chance to actually win something there

[hard sedge]

💀

[hard sedge]

Surely they wouldn't even win anything there

[safe temple]

Unfortunately not

But they’d have a bigger chance

[cobalt tiger]

Turip

[hard sedge]

The second Chinese division because they would surely be relegated

[safe temple]

Your average American football fan btw

[charred pendant]

the goat pulisic 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥

chat this can’t be real

honestly i would hate marc for leaving

[charred pendant]

😭😭

[hard sedge]

Malas noticias mi gente

[jolly karma]

lol

[trim gorge]

@royal hamlet

[hard sedge]

It's quite nice

[charred oyster]

That's last year's

[jolly karma]

🤣

[trim gorge]

Ye still their most recent one right?

[rocky coral]

ofc 🔥🔥

[jolly karma]

sad for u ronaldo fan

😿

[rocky coral]

i am not a ronaldo fan??

[royal hamlet]

Sarcasm

I hope

Goat

[charred oyster]

Crazy

[ripe vigil]

Albania should definitely keep shooting like that

[charred oyster]

He scored 2 against Croatia.

And won 2-1

[royal hamlet]

În 2008 when he was 3rd for ballon d or

🥶

[charred oyster]

Wait Not Croatia

I am stupid

[royal hamlet]

The game that gave us cubarsi

[charred oyster]

I mixed up the teams

It was italy

[royal hamlet]

Ferran played for Italy??

Jeeesus

[charred oyster]

Played against

Italy

[royal hamlet]

Obviously

First time I saw cubarsi I wanted to give him candy

He seemed young enough to be my nephew

[pure creek]

@heady shadow shark haters has gone quiet

[heady shadow]

Should stay quiet idk why they are disrespecting the best finisher in the squad

[pure creek]

coolers like new toys

[charred oyster]

True lol

[royal hamlet]

Bruh

[heady shadow]

?

[pure creek]

thankgod he's not cristiano

dunked a hattrick on neuer regardless

madridista does

[iron sinew]

@slate sage

[iron sinew]

@worldly heart

[worldly heart]

Yeah

[pure creek]

oh i thought u were one

[worldly heart]

And they called it tapingham's celebration

[pure creek]

since you hate on ur own player

i dont hate him

no one hypes ferran lmfao

no way u thought the tiktok is fr

[charred oyster]

Exactly

[charred oyster]

😭

[iron sinew]

For the 2nd time

He fine

[charred oyster]

Everyone hates on Ferran 24/7

Wdym

[iron sinew]

The streets won't forget Betis vs Ferran

[iron sinew]

And his fk

[charred oyster]

Italy

Ferran is good it's my opinion

He is not used properly

[pure creek]

let him enjoy his goal in peace mate

[iron sinew]

I meant in the club but W

[charred oyster]

Yeah

[pure creek]

i can see ferran slander everyday

[charred oyster]

↑

[pure creek]

now he scores, everyone memed on him too

give him a break

[charred oyster]

Exactly

[iron sinew]

The streets won't forget Ferran vs Arsenal

[charred oyster]

Mf hating even when he scores 💀

[pure creek]

until joao felix does a trivela

[charred oyster]

Poao pelix

So unreliable

But barca still LOVE HIM

Fans*

Ofc u do

Flair merchant

But fair I guess

U do u do

joselu is pissing me off

GO PROPERLY

Uh no but I like spain play so if they win I have no problem

They are booing yamal 😭

[wheat helm]

Yamal daddy

[heady shadow]

He scores consistently so…

[worldly heart]

seeing footballers like random reels is extremely funny

[waxen crescent]

Guys do you think ter Steven will play at all for Germany?

[severe night]

How life feels after Carvajal has been playing for my team (Is this how Real Madrid fans feel all the time?)

[royal hamlet]

Me when @worldly heart starts yapping

[worldly heart]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[worldly heart]

Actually yapping is not a thing

they been yapping for 3 hours now in #💬︱chat

[royal hamlet]

How dare you

How absolutely dare you sir

[worldly heart]

I am not the same anymore

I've changed

[hard sedge]

"Yappa yappa yappa yappa" 🗣🔥

[royal hamlet]

😞

[iron sinew]

@worldly heart

[static pilot]

how

[tranquil stream]

I honestly don’t even know man

[iron sinew]

Look fake

[royal hamlet]

Now let me say I’m the biggest hater

[iron sinew]

🗿

Yooo ethan

Remember the time I gave you my pencil

[static pilot]

Did he sign it like irl with you a gift or what

[tranquil stream]

Still has the tag on it

[tranquil stream]

Oh yeah!

[iron sinew]

Yeah!

[tranquil stream]

Yeah!

[iron sinew]

Can I may have a jersey

🙏🥺

[tranquil stream]

I thought you were rakitic

You have plenty

CATFISH ALERT!!!!

[iron sinew]

Damnnnn

😔

[static pilot]

want my neymar signed jersey signed by the counterfeit people

[tranquil stream]

You may have a jersey yes

But not mine

[static pilot]

@tranquil stream

[tranquil stream]

My bad!

Issa long story

Maybe one day I’ll reveal

[static pilot]

Gts bro

dont stay up explaining lmao

[mellow apex]

lmaooo

[iron sinew]

Carvajal 😭

[severe night]

😭

[hard sedge]

Carrying this league is tiring 🗿

[knotty osprey]

Pini ghosting 🤡👻👻👻

[worldly heart]

Messi cake

[oblique kiln]

All Real players are bad for their country (except Modric, no other exceptions)

[eager geyser]

But I want a jersey from the 2nd greatest Dutch legend Ethan

[eager geyser]

Legit, like without Rüdiger we would be on flawless 9 points 0 goals conceded
Only Kroos is doing good without ref help

[oblique kiln]

Lmao yeah

[worldly heart]

Pini and Podrigo ghosting

[ripe vigil]

Brazil winning the copa america with this fr fr

They should hire me

Nah I have a agenda with paqueta

I haven’t seen Joao gomez but I am just assuming he’s a play maker

[ripe vigil]

To avoid paqueta

[iron sinew]

Leo

Palmer heatmap

[safe temple]

W

[iron sinew]

Rakitic owning Kebab muncher

[safe temple]

W

[tranquil stream]

Pfft me too

[eager geyser]

But you are the 2nd greatest Dutch legend

[tranquil stream]

Perchance

[eager geyser]

Right after Cruyff

[tranquil stream]

Yes

[lapis hamlet]

even neymar was crying

[worldly heart]

@wise dome

[wise dome]

😂😂😂

[dull trellis]

No wonder why neymar is pissed after the game

[gloomy peak]

VISCA BARCA

[severe night]

@safe temple They're already heating up the derby, can't wait to meet them

They posted "Viva Andalucía" and we all know why...

[charred oyster]

...

[upper turret]

Why?

[severe night]

Because of our B team. Córdoba is from Andalucía and they eliminated Barça Atlétic

[surreal talon]

@pure creek @heady shadow what u think abt barca wanting philogene

[heady shadow]

Hes mid

Myan we love mid right

Great Ball Striking

But is very very raw more raw than Nico

Though hes better at breaking low blocks than Nico

Also a player who has to arrive into space like Martinelli

Also hes better on the right than the left(in terms of carrying)

Better at Holding width on the left though and his only creativity is the same Nico Half Space Cross 😭🙄

Barca already have Fati who could play Philogene role at a higher standard
Runner + Carrier

[frail charm]

How I can't post a photo or video?

[heady shadow]

Idk

[worldly heart]

Brazil overrated team now

[pure creek]

im not too familiar with him yet, but if its a low cost prospect option, im down for him

ambipedal PnP with decent ball striking winger?

[pure creek]

but this

[pure creek]

what i mean by low cost is <5m (loan fee)

[heady shadow]

Yeah great carrier in tight and wide spaces. As a loan hes fine but he still doesnt fix Barca issue with Balde having to be that creator

To much responsibility on Balde is why I believe Barca need a more creative player who can play outwide and in tight spaces inside

[pure creek]

him being on same side with balde isnt really a concern, proper patterns under good coach could sort those out, i just want outputs from our forward, philogene looks promising from his finishing variety

has more a goalscoring winger profile potential

[patent scarab]

hey i am not able to talk on transfer talks

can anyone help??

[hard sedge]

Yeah, relegate them again

[surreal talon]

like we dont have fati for that 😭😭😭

[heady shadow]

Already got Fati and Ferran as the goal scoring wingers.
Balde is naturally good at cut backs but has no other real creativity.
To maximize Balde:
Arrivals into cut back zone
Maximize Carrying Inside + Outside
Use his Pace to be able to get to these zones quicker
Underlaps overlaps on winger

Creative Player solves Baldes issues

[pure creek]

none of them can take on people consistently, basically not a good width holder

neither has rapid pace to handle the flank alone as well for a 'winger'

they are more an inside forward

[pure creek]

and this makes balde has to hold the width again, which goes back to our initial problem

fati and ferran needs to stay close in the middle to make their move into the space, unlike those nico or philogene prototype, they cut in themselves with their own seperation techniques

[pure creek]

this doesnt solve thing, we have put pedri and joao felix there and those doesnt work the best

dont try to defy the football law, the front 3 is played with actual forwards that score as main objective

[pure creek]

@surreal talon

[surreal talon]

yeah

unless ur leao and nico

[pure creek]

think of ferran and fati as a second striker inverting from the wing

its totally different from goalscoring 'winger'

[heady shadow]

Balde can do good holding the width he just cant do it higher up. Hes shown he can do it vs ac milan in pre season

[pure creek]

not sustainable, u cant put him running up and down for 60 matches in the season, im just suggesting the better way for him to operate as an attacking fullback

[surreal talon]

thing is flick is gonna make him hold width in his system

[pure creek]

u put in as solely width holder means you are only limiting him as a player

[surreal talon]

unless he actually makes changes to the system he used to operate

[surreal talon]

100%

i dont want flick to use him as just a width holder

[pure creek]

and also it makes the structure extremely rigid

the first thing every opposition knows is balde is definitely holding the width

'he overlaps 99% of the time'

how easy is that to stop his movement

[surreal talon]

our rigidity was a problem this season which I hope will be fixed

[heady shadow]

Also Joao Felix and Pedri dont combine as well with their fullbacks as others. When im talking about is players who can combine out wide and have decent 1v1 capabilities like Musiala Baena Chaibi

[pure creek]

that still doesnt fix the issue, musiala sure, at what cost

baena etc doesnt bring u goals

with washed 35yo lewy up front, feed him with 99 providers he still wont bring u 30 goals

[heady shadow]

Nagelsmann system has two wingbacks at medium height holding width. It wont be limiting him as a player when he will have better passing angles and will most likely be in more fullback zones

[pure creek]

and thats why they are terrible with wirtz until sane comes in

they need a real width holder afterall

thats why they are terrible against switzerland

because they dont actually have threat out wide

musiala is different case because of his differential 1v1 ability, put him everywhere on the pitch he'll make the difference

but in the end we are not getting musiala (yet)

[heady shadow]

Having two different profiles is key imo. You have that Runner Output Machine vs High/Mid Blocks and then that Creator against low blocks with Balde threatning with his carries

[pure creek]

too much a luxury for us right now

we cant even handle proper high line for now lmao

dont even consider lowblocks bs

the first thing we need right now is strengthen our floor in the squad

especially the frontline

[heady shadow]

Lets wait until pre season then

[split forum]

Wow a good football discussion

[pure creek]

bruh

i cant send gifs now

bruhhhh they limited that to level 15

[surreal talon]

tbf we have to hope

bayern goes into a depression

cuz of kompany

musialas contract runs out 2027 or 6?

hopefully if bayern does shite for these 3 years, we can get him on a free

[pure creek]

they just got olise from kompany pull

[surreal talon]

if he decides to leave

[surreal talon]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

if city came in for olise he would go there

but yeah

[hard sedge]

Quiero que se repita la ocasión...

[void haven]

🤣🤣

[hard sedge]

I don't recognize him, who is he?

[void haven]

The one of the best Brazilian player to ever play neymar

[hard sedge]

Oh

I don't know how I didn't recognize him

[severe night]

Jaden Philogene to FC Barcelona ❤️💙

YES or NO?

[hard sedge]

If we bring him on loan with a purchase option and take advantage of the money we saved on Nico... we could do something, Casadó as a pivot, rotation between Pedri, Gundogan, De Jong, Christensen, Fermín, Gavi, who will be ready... in the normal midfield, like other youth players like Pau Prim... and in defense we can continue with Koundé as right back and Julián Araujo as substitute, and on Balde's side we can use Álex Valle and Fort, it means spending on a single player, taking advantage of the young players, giving time to youth and rotation, also with Jaden included in the lot

There are many risks, but life is about risks

[heady shadow]

Imo no

[royal hamlet]

Me but also me

[heady shadow]

Just wait til after pre ssason though

[heady shadow]

I can see it

[safe temple]

No

I don’t wanna gamble on Pengland players

[hard sedge]

Cats

[oblique kiln]

Is this the list?

[slate lichen]

eh

messi looks so cool in the milan kit

[worldly heart]

These players are not worth that much

But yes it’s clever

😂

[charred oyster]

Bro is insane

[hard sedge]

The Romeu one is personal 🗿

[pure creek]

🚨 | #mufc want to sign a new central midfielder this summer and Manuel Ugarte is one of a number of players they are looking at. [
@SkySportsLyall] @heady shadow

ugarte, amrabat, casemiro

funniest club ever

trident of mid

[charred oyster]

🔥

@safe temple

Marc guiu:

[safe temple]

He should just piss off

[hard sedge]

God to Guiu: Bro, ruin your career

[slate lichen]

imagine it meant that he rejected chelsea and would renew a deal with barca

[rich jackal]

Maradona Messi ronaldinho Suárez

I think it’s clear

[slate lichen]

cruyff, puyol, henry, iniesta thooo

[rich jackal]

Henry goated but I think I prefer Suarez

Europe got better defense

[safe temple]

@lapis hamlet

[rich jackal]

But they aren’t that clear

[safe temple]

Green means combination that’s still possible

Ignore the ones that are not in green

But as you can see the chances Spain will be up against the 3rd from Group D are significantly lower than the other groups which are E and F

[oblique kiln]

While Americas are better on paper, they cannot coordinate easily like Europeans

All the big brains of football are European

[rich jackal]

Only if you talk about managers

Maradona is easily one of the biggest brains while on the pitch

Also we can only talk on paper obviously cause the tactics depend a lot

But if everyone is in their prime I would take Americas easily, if Messi doesn’t dribble through the whole team, Maradona will, or Ronaldinho

Don’t even need Suarez

[upper turret]

Rate my edit

[dull shadow]

Remove the first 👩🏿‍🦲 and that will be a 10/10

[wise dome]

🔥🔥

[heady shadow]

Yeah we love mid

[jolly karma]

lol

[faint token]

@severe night

[severe night]

True, i meant on ROund of 16

[safe temple]

Trust me we want Turkey

I wanna send them home packing

With Lamine Yamal owning them over

Just so they see how clear he is of their kebab maker

[hard sedge]

We will destroy any team, it doesn't matter

[charred oyster]

Eto edit since everyone seems forgot eto every time

[iron sinew]

Fermin edit

[hard sedge]

Built different

[safe temple]

Especially Pengland

[royal hamlet]

@worldly heart you were saying?

[severe night]

Combined with their boring fans its not a surprise

[worldly heart]

He think he hard

[worldly heart]

ZI🦅🦅🦅RK LA🦅🦅ST TIME I COME AND TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE

[worldly heart]

If Kompany wojld talk to me like that I'd turn him into a 😺

[slim whale]

portugal is getting france LMAO
@slate sage bad news to you mate

[slate sage]

I know💔

[eager geyser]

Germany too 🗿

[slate sage]

England has it too easy😭

[eager geyser]

I wanted them in the RO16 so badly 😭

[slate sage]

They wont get humbled till finals atleast😭

[slim whale]

pray for ronaldo man

his last euro match is coming soon

[worldly heart]

Bro is a better footballer then a dancer that's for sure lmao

[narrow gate]

Hey yo when those new kits dropping?

[wise dome]

2nd or 3rd week of july

[smoky lodge]

Ur father

[eager geyser]

Nah it isn’t he’s gonna get owned by Germany one last time

[slim whale]

france*

portugal is getting france on 1/8

[eager geyser]

Idk man France looks kinda finished

At least judging by their group performance

[slim whale]

not my problem

5x2 in general

cry

2005 copa america final

2019 copa america semifinal

[dusky pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/edd-gif-27279993

[smoky lodge]

"My spain is big"

[iron sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/portugal-euro2016-gif-10852558

[void haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-piscinazo-penaldo-penalti-failed-gif-7966384

[worldly heart]

@slim whale asked me to post this

[keen flower]

last word

[dense crater]

;-;

LOL

am boutta collapse

[worldly heart]

Huh?

[keen flower]

after laugh at that word caused it

[worldly heart]

LEVELS 😈😈

This is the real laze

[worldly heart]

I’d eat @jolly karma

[worldly heart]

Wtf u weirdo????

[worldly heart]

Bro lays are good

Don’t sleep on them

[dense crater]

im in with you

[worldly heart]

🗣️😈😈😈😈😈

[visual bobcat]

yum

[worldly heart]

WHOAAAAAAA

[dense crater]

fav meme

rn

[worldly heart]

You yum too

Bro and I’m the weird one

[jolly karma]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[worldly heart]

Sanchez advised me not to erase the black part

[visual bobcat]

oh i meant the chips

[worldly heart]

Ye but I meant you

[worldly heart]

Youre editing skills are good ngl

I’m on phone

Alright that sounded weird

[worldly heart]

@civic shale this is the dog

[civic shale]

She’s huge omg

A cutie

[worldly heart]

When she is on the other side of the dining table sitting down, you can only see her ears 😭

[civic shale]

I have a small bean

[civic shale]

Omgggg I can’t 😭

[worldly heart]

Amazing

Wait you can see my Barcelona training jacket on the chair

[civic shale]

Yes we can 😅 you need yo get a jersey for her too

[worldly heart]

Dude I was thinking about trying to get a custom rain jacket for her

[civic shale]

The ones in Barcelona’s website are so expensive

Is either that or we don’t get Nico 😅😅

[void haven]

Every dog is big but then here’s mine

[civic shale]

Dobby is small haha but yours is smaller yes

[worldly heart]

Yup

[worldly heart]

WHAT

[civic shale]

I canttrrr

[worldly heart]

I lowkey think that he/she would fold my dog in a fight

[civic shale]

He looks like made out of porcelain

[void haven]

Bro a model fr fr

[civic shale]

All dogs are models

[void haven]

True

[worldly heart]

YESSS

LEVEL 11

[civic shale]

What’s that made out? They can’t eat sweets

[jolly karma]

Mf feeding ice cream to dogs

🤣‼️

No way bro

Bad dog owner btw

[worldly heart]

It was for dogs

[worldly heart]

Dude it was for dogs

[worldly heart]

That's such a fitting dog for you honestly

[civic shale]

Oh right haha I get some dog ice creams too for Dobby

[jolly karma]

It’s look like you bought it from ice cream trucks

[rich jackal]

Was gonna send a modric photo with Barca jersey but I deleted it

Get out of here guys

[worldly heart]

?

[jolly karma]

Starbucks puppincino y’all use that for yall dogs?

[worldly heart]

Just because @void haven is short

Jk @void haven

[worldly heart]

Stop using the word racist tho

[void haven]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-messi-dog-playful-gif-12258449

[worldly heart]

My bad kiwi

[void haven]

Messi dog is a beast tho

[keen minnow]

Yo

[worldly heart]

Hulk 🔥

[worldly heart]

I'm not actuallt a kiwi I'm just joking about that

[keen minnow]

What’s good guys

[worldly heart]

I know bro

[worldly heart]

Aussie aussi aussie oi oi oi

[worldly heart]

It was and they sold ice creams for dogs as well

[jolly karma]

Oh fr?

[keen minnow]

Viva aussies

[jolly karma]

Interesting

[civic shale]

I buy them at the vet

[worldly heart]

And free Iraq too

[civic shale]

Different flavors

[worldly heart]

Nice

[keen minnow]

Yaaaa I’m Iraqi Australian what about you just kiwi

[worldly heart]

The ice cream looked like it was a panda but it was actually supposed to be a dog

[civic shale]

I tried to make some at home with non sugar yogurt and banana

[keen minnow]

Yes brother free Iraq 🇮🇶

[civic shale]

He didn’t seem to like it 😅😅

[jolly karma]

Mf no shite nobody likes to eat non sugar

[worldly heart]

I give her just plain frozen greek yogurt

[worldly heart]

Dogs do

My dog does

[civic shale]

Haha dogs can’t eat sugary foods

[worldly heart]

🫡

[rich jackal]

False

[jolly karma]

Your dog need to gain some weight

Js

[rich jackal]

I eat sugar daily

[jolly karma]

Diabetes

Nah

[civic shale]

He’s perfect

He’s actually 7.5 kg

[void haven]

Y’all give the dogs Starbucks drink what they give to dog

Puppicno

[worldly heart]

No

[civic shale]

How much does your tiny god weight 😅😅

[jolly karma]

Puppincino

[cobalt bluff]

That’s cute as shxt

[civic shale]

Adorableeeee

[eager geyser]

Yo that looks like Cristiano Ronaldo - Messi 2023

[civic shale]

Why do they love the chicken position

[worldly heart]

😂😂😂😂

[worldly heart]

They like to roll around in grass

It’s the same reason why kids do it

It smells good and it’s soft

[jolly karma]

Super messy

[jolly karma]

Unless u give them bath

💀

[worldly heart]

Dude my dog will NOT take a bath

[jolly karma]

Pause

[eager geyser]

Just like Ronaldo

[jolly karma]

¿

[worldly heart]

She pretends to be sleeping when I try to give her a bath

[civic shale]

I know haha

[worldly heart]

My dog > Neuer

[jolly karma]

Fleas always inside dogs hair

Jus be careful

Oooo let’s hire him for our Barca GK

[worldly heart]

Yeah we do clean her though

[jolly karma]

🔥🔥

[eager geyser]

Goatkeeper fr

[worldly heart]

Fr

We should

[civic shale]

Dobby hates when I give him a bath but everytime he goes to the groomer they say he behaved really well

[civic shale]

Ter stegen

[worldly heart]

My dog was also like that

My dog is also German so….

[eager geyser]

💀

[worldly heart]

I think my dog is a Real Madrid fan

[rich jackal]

I swear they lie through their teeth

Those mfs always say the same shi

[worldly heart]

She knocked over my framed Lewandowski puzzle

And destroyed the box

And I had to rebuild it all over again

[jolly karma]

Blud know lewa trash

[civic shale]

Haha I don’t think so, the first time I waited outside and I didn’t even hear him

[jolly karma]

👏🎬

[rich jackal]

Mines name was dobbie

[worldly heart]

I think she mad that he left Bayern for Barcelona

[rich jackal]

With ie

Had to give him up

[civic shale]

Wait

[jolly karma]

Dobyvkk

[worldly heart]

My dog also humped my Haaland jersey 😭

[civic shale]

You gave him to someone else

[rich jackal]

Yes

[void haven]

Here’s my dog

[civic shale]

I could never

[jolly karma]

It’s normal at least he gave him a good home

Tho

[civic shale]

Yes I was about to write that

[worldly heart]

I don’t think a zoo is a good home

[void haven]

🤣🤣

[civic shale]

Better that than abandon him

[worldly heart]

My dog destroyed my World Cup football from 2022

[iron sinew]

Vaporized trophy: 1
England: 0 (1966 wc was robbed)

[civic shale]

Dog at a zoo?

[worldly heart]

FRRRRR

[jolly karma]

Felt bad for dogs who’s in pets store, I heard if nobody buys them after a week they kill all of dogs

[iron sinew]

That not true

[worldly heart]

Those exist

But they are horrible

[civic shale]

That’s most likely not true

At least not here

[worldly heart]

Most dogs will be sent to a kill shelter if out of space

[jolly karma]

This

Couldn’t afford to keep them longer

[eager geyser]

TRUE

[jolly karma]

Wiener dog?

[civic shale]

😭😭😭😭

[jolly karma]

Or golden retriever

[worldly heart]

Weiner

[rich jackal]

Def a pitbull

[civic shale]

Definitely not a golden 😅

[worldly heart]

Bro I know for a fact that ain’t a golden retriever

I don’t think Lazeinho owns a dog

Typo

[iron sinew]

I thought it was a bronze retriever

[civic shale]

Joao Felix has one and he is wearing a bracelet like those Taylor swifts ones, with the dog name written on it 😅😅😅

[jolly karma]

Only owned husky cry more

[rich jackal]

Don’t u see it’s a great dane

[worldly heart]

Was he annoying?

[jolly karma]

I would get blue pit bull for protection 🗣️

[jolly karma]

SHe died due to cancer

[worldly heart]

Oh I’m so sorry

May she rest in peace

[jolly karma]

Only annoying when her hairs all over my place

[iron sinew]

Damn

[jolly karma]

Yk

[civic shale]

Aw 😦

[iron sinew]

I can't cry like this

😔

[worldly heart]

My dog’s best friend (her sister) died from cancer

[jolly karma]

I just got her cus her mother got 5 babies so I get it for free

[iron sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-crying-crying-girl-crying-anime-crying-anime-girl-gif-4473502144398719776

[civic shale]

Some dog breeds have specific health issues

[iron sinew]

Like mines

[jolly karma]

Golden retriever and weiner got health issues

[worldly heart]

Dogs deserve to live longer than us

[iron sinew]

Lemme tell yall smth

[jolly karma]

Especially our Uk

Put up

Pitbull

[iron sinew]

One dog (of mine) tore all of HER ACL

[civic shale]

Like wieners have strong back issues they stop walking at a certain point :///

[rich jackal]

Weiner on their column

[jolly karma]

How tf she got ACL

[civic shale]

Yes 😭

[iron sinew]

Idk tf how

[void haven]

We don’t deserve dogs fr

[worldly heart]

Dogs are already happy enough, they’re here to help us so i guess that’s why they live so short

[iron sinew]

Damn

😔

[rich jackal]

They are NOT here to help us

[civic shale]

French bulldog is a walking vet bill

[worldly heart]

Well technically you’re wrong

[void haven]

I feel bad for pugs

[iron sinew]

Not for mine 😭

She active and hasn't visited a vet one time

[worldly heart]

You got service dogs, police dogs, military dogs, drug detection dogs

[civic shale]

Lucky you

[rich jackal]

Im talking about their existence

[worldly heart]

Yall ever realize dogs eat the same thing everyday and are happier than we ever are 😭

[iron sinew]

Yep

[iron sinew]

My dogs won't be happy when they watch my club

[jolly karma]

NH they don’t like to eat dog food they always want to eat human foods

[iron sinew]

💔🐺

[worldly heart]

My dog is a Bayern fan

[rich jackal]

I mean it’s not like a dog would crave some churrasco on a Sunday afternoon

[jolly karma]

I find this weird

[iron sinew]

He got a bayern jersey?

[worldly heart]

Obviously but they still eat dog food mostly

[rich jackal]

They are simple

[civic shale]

Yes dogs don’t care if you are rich or poor, ugly or beautiful

[jolly karma]

They care about food haha

[worldly heart]

She knocked over my Lewandowski puzzle

[iron sinew]

The only human food I give them is Meat

[jolly karma]

They trying not to starve

[worldly heart]

And slept in front of a tv when Bayern was playing

[jolly karma]

This

[civic shale]

They don’t care about the brand, or if you just give them the rest of your food

[worldly heart]

I sometimes give my dog some good dinners

For Christmas thanksgiving or birthday

[rich jackal]

Isn’t there a dog with like a 10 million net worth

[civic shale]

I got Dobby an advent calendar hahah

[worldly heart]

I’d consider them luxury dinners for dogs

[worldly heart]

lol

Shut the hell up

Whoever clowned my msg

[jolly karma]

Do yall over feed yall dogs?

[worldly heart]

Muppet

[worldly heart]

No

[jolly karma]

Mf im not trying to get them fat 🤣

[worldly heart]

My dog is fit

She can run faster than Lewandowski that’s all I know

[rich jackal]

My 2yo sister too

[worldly heart]

Man tonito I hate u somuch u always have the same emoji be original bro

[rich jackal]

lol

[worldly heart]

I cooked chicken for my dog on her birthday

[iron sinew]

My dogs can run faster than Giroud

[worldly heart]

I see the holding phone reflection

Tonito be like

[civic shale]

Nah he eats when we do like breakfast, lunch and dinner 😅

[jolly karma]

No snakcs?

[worldly heart]

My dog doesn’t eat in the morning

[civic shale]

😅

[jolly karma]

Treat shite?

[worldly heart]

Youre on the naughty list mate @void haven

[civic shale]

Oh yes but I ain’t counting those

[rich jackal]

PINGO??

[worldly heart]

He’s on the good list tbh

He’s been a good boy

[iron sinew]

Run it back

[civic shale]

Before bed I give a teeth snack as well

[void haven]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[civic shale]

Pingo doce haha it’s a supermarket

[rich jackal]

Estamos de vuelta

Come pinga

😭

[worldly heart]

“Hot girls don’t gatekeep” -nadsnads24

[iron sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/m4kktruck-getintoitya-hasbulla-gif-24294280

[civic shale]

Lmaooooo im an influencer y’all just don’t know that

[worldly heart]

Hahahaha this guy is hilarious he punches EVWRYONE

[iron sinew]

Give me a shout-out

[worldly heart]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Give me a shoutout

[void haven]

You famous?? Woah

[civic shale]

Y’all need to pay first

[worldly heart]

You famous too 😂😂😂😂

yeah no thanks

[rich jackal]

Huh

[worldly heart]

U got a big ahh yt channel

Prince Tonito reactions >>>>

[knotty osprey]

So am I