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[charred oyster]

That's 2023 no?

[ivory ruin]

Bro is more obsessed with Barcas rivalry and Madrid than with his own team

[surreal talon]

this madrid win stings too much

idk why but vini doesnt deserve another UCL

carvajal and nacho dont deserve to have 6 UCLS

😭😭😭😭

vini does not deserve ballon dor and another UCL over neymar

only players who deserve UCL in that team are kroos, and modric

no one else

ffs bro 😭😭😭

neymar had he stayed at barca

at least maybe we could have made it 4-0 against liverpool in the 1st leg then

we would have sorry

[ivory ruin]

If he plays as well as he did in the seasons he won the UCL then he does 💀. Vini rn is probably the best player in the world.

[surreal talon]

no i meant retrospectively comparing both neymar and vinis career

he doesnt deserve to have more UCLs than neymar idc

[ivory ruin]

Gento had more UCLS long before Ronaldo. Ronaldo never had the record for most UCLS get off his shlong buddy. You obsess over him more than your own club.

[surreal talon]

im fearing this new madrid will get 4 more UCLs until or unless city stops them or a liverpool rise or us

[ivory ruin]

Then why do people say Madrid have 15 UCLS

Tf? Its the same competition. Just cause the format changes does not mean its different?

Jesus

[surreal talon]

burp

[ivory ruin]

U are agent stupid 🙆

[surreal talon]

in all honesty, will barca win UCL before I die?

[ivory ruin]

Omg he lied again 💀💀💀💀💀

This guy and lies

[surreal talon]

all i care abt is barca winning one fcking UCL before I die

then I will die peacefully

idc what happens to barca next

just win it for me bro

just step up pls beat this madrid beat city 😭😭

too much

real madrid robs too much and is too lucky

8 fciing UCLs this century

illegal fcks

noo 😭😭

we are finished

we actually are finished

only team giving them a fight is city but peps gonna leave em 😭😭

then real gets alonso

we r fcked

we r finished

we r cooked

we aint winning UCL in 10 years

[surreal talon]

pretty sure whole world hates madrid now

apart from vardrid fans

[ivory ruin]

In the format, so the UCL is not the UCL next season anymore? Dude UCL or European cup. It still counts towards the same thing. If we go by your logic Ajax have 0 UCLS, Barca has 4. Liverpool have 2. I can go on and on.

Mr UCL

Bro things Ronaldo is mr ucl 💀

Cry about it

Bro just has more games

So he stat padded

Most trophies? 💀💀💀

So does Modric 😂😂

Jesus Christ

And im spiderman

[ripe vigil]

Get a grip

Mr ucl is nacho

[proven bear]

We used to think g/a ruined the game

[slow remnant]

Kroos>>CR7

[charred pendant]

yoooo

felix having a chance makes me happy, hopefully another loan can come out

[cobalt tiger]

Second card

[ripe vigil]

Reshad not saying anything gives me hope that this doesn’t happen

[fading dragon]

João Cancelo lo mato

XD

[hard sedge]

Cumbia ninja

[charred pendant]

who is reshad? is he a futbol journalist? i’m unfamiliar

are you saying it’s unlikely he will get another loan?

[hard sedge]

He is an account that publishes news about FC Barcelona, he is reliable

He is the most reliable of all the Barça news Twitter accounts there are

[fading dragon]

Jaajaja

[charred pendant]

oh i don’t have twitter that’s prob why, does he have an instagram?

[hard sedge]

That's something I don't know, I don't think he has an Instagram account, I'm going to check just in case

Yes, he has Instagram, but he doesn't post news there, he only has like three photos, one of him and two others from a trip or something

[charred pendant]

ohhh yeah that’s why i don’t know about him, the whole joao felix situation i just saw probably is not confirmed yet, i just hope that the info is true

flick could definitely improve felix’s work ethic, and considering he enjoys the environment at barcelona another loan sounds like a good investment,i enjoy him as a player he has potential to be great and yeah

but ferran is over hated he was one of our top scorers this season so hopefully it wouldn’t compromise him 🤷🏼‍♀️

[worldly heart]

Flick lineup next season

Well, it's at least one of them

cause I'm still uncertain who is going and who is coming

[fading dragon]

Onana?

Hmm

Why?

[worldly heart]

Nico Williams?

[worldly heart]

Would he not be the best option in a double pivot system?

[worldly heart]

He can be bought for 50m

[worldly heart]

He renewed

He can still be signed right?

[worldly heart]

With a 50m release clause

[worldly heart]

Yeah but no more 12 million

He's a target

What abt Isak?

I don't think a striker is a priority right now

DM is number 1

[glass dove]

Is Madrid signing Mbappe?

[worldly heart]

What do you think

Frimpong, Kimmich, and Olmo

That’s who hansi is looking for

[mighty gazelle]

Palacios will, Onana is hot garbage on the ball and isn’t even that good at defending to begin with

[worldly heart]

We don't even know he is gonna get what he wants

[mighty gazelle]

he’s bad defensively in a dyche system for crying out loud

hansi wants palacios who is THE BEST out there (and will be cheaper than Onana)

[worldly heart]

Palacios? He's not a target I don't think, Flick wants Kimmich tho.

[mighty gazelle]

Didn’t flick drop kimmich for palacios interest?

[worldly heart]

I have not seen any reports stating that

[mighty gazelle]

Kimmich is currently negotiating with bayern methinks for a better salary

[worldly heart]

Yeah but hansi flick is hansi flick

[mighty gazelle]

some reliable sources do state that flick appreciates palacios

[worldly heart]

Why would Flick want Olmo over Nico Williams anyways?

[mighty gazelle]

but if we get kimmich it will be a generational failure

[worldly heart]

Do you know that Flick plays with wingers, right?

Olmo is not a winger, never has been.

[worldly heart]

I think we need a proper DM

Wieffer would be the best option

[ripe vigil]

Wieffer would be the cheapest and he has European experience

[worldly heart]

His value is 30m

idk why this club is not thinking of getting him

[heady shadow]

Wdym hes top

Only reason hes benched is because of a terrible run of form and having no 6 in that midfield for Dyche

[heady shadow]

Not a 6

[worldly heart]

He is

wdym

[heady shadow]

Hes not way hes a ball winning 8

Hes way to aggressive

To wild as a stationary 6

Kind of like Onana

Both arent pure 6s

Go watch Wieffer then watch Lucien Agoume and the difference is night and day

[worldly heart]

Then who is a proper 6

[ripe vigil]

We like aggressive

We need aggressive

[heady shadow]

Lucien Agoume
Brazhko
Batista Mendy
Pepelu
Rodri
Rice
Enzo Barrenchea
Florentino Luis.
Players who can do simple but effective defensive work neat technically on the ball and doesnt want to always recieve the ball in deeper areas.Great In duels great in tight spaces

[heady shadow]

Guess you like conceding goals

[ripe vigil]

We will be conceding goals anyways with flick as manager

[pure creek]

u can tell of someone is a casual yappers or not from these type of conversations lmao

onana is sO bAD teChnIcAlly, he is quite literally the best technician compared to what we have been linked

[severe night]

Whoever says Onana is bad on the ball has never watche a single minute of him, he does the job of a midfielder just fine

He can retain possession with La Pausa and distribute

[severe night]

We will be cooked with Frimpong, he's even worse than Cancelo defensively

[ripe vigil]

Fr

And kimmich as well

It’s just pray and inshallah

[split marten]

Can we reach 10k?

[ripe vigil]

Your not even on 5k

[split marten]

What abt here…..

[ripe vigil]

On about 10k 😭

[split marten]

Hahahahahahaha

I said “can we”

[split marten]

How much u have?

[ripe vigil]

Barely any cuz I don’t post

[split marten]

oke

[royal hamlet]

I’m stealing this btw

It’s great

[rocky coral]

its squished

cuz im in the cag

car

[lime trail]

yoooo

[merry violet]

You were actually serious 😂

[rocky coral]

yws

im always serious

[lime trail]

thats literally me guys

[rocky coral]

fr

[lime trail]

where did you get that

[rocky coral]

i got it for my birthday

uhh

[pure juniper]

W blanket

Ngl

[rocky coral]

redbubble

[rocky coral]

thanks

[pure juniper]

yw

[rocky coral]

my friend thinks it is weird

[lime trail]

whoever got you that is a g

[rocky coral]

my dad

[lime trail]

thats actually insane

[rocky coral]

frfr

its very soft

[tired raft]

its so bonita

[rocky coral]

VERY bonita

[tired raft]

fr 🤗

[rocky coral]

what does what mean

[tired raft]

oh!

[rocky coral]

no thanks

[frank pike]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109923602809233529/1246781975981723738/image.png?ex=665da3b3&is=665c5233&hm=5554887d52eb90c918c45b2f21fed2112fc065fc5953703749d9a35b1291ab27&

Tears

[surreal talon]

so here we go with mbape

@pure creek @heady shadow are we cooked

[pure creek]

yes

lets just pray mbappe’s ego is bigger than real madrid

[stoic aspen]

Nacho - 6 ucl
Barca - 5 ucl

[stoic aspen]

Keep cancelo sell Felix

[loud raven]

uh oh

[vivid light]

uh oh we're so finished

[surreal talon]

madrid can sign whoever they want, idc
At the end of the day, lamine is gonna dunk a hattrick on them

@pure creek @normal owl im feeding my delusions

[static bough]

@misty spindle

😂

[misty spindle]

Oh 😭

[static bough]

VARDRID FOR A REASON

Madrista spotted

😂😂😂

Blud is yanited fan

And saying himself as a “Barca fan”

Lmao

You are dumb 😭

[loud raven]

cubarsi gives me some hope

[frank pike]

Wild copium

[eager geyser]

So Nacho > Ronaldo

[loud raven]

lisandro martinez- 1 WC
portugal- 0 WC

by your logic, lisandro martinez is bigger than portugal

scott carson- 2 UCL

bellingham- 1 UCL

scott carson is better than bellingham 😎 👍

[pure juniper]

😴 dw man, I know a way to stop him

[heady shadow]

@pure creek

https://medium. com/@Am10talk/barcelona-2023-24-the-distasteful-end-to-xavis-successful-era-48e41063687e

@barren tendon

@upper turret

@grim needle

This is a good read on xavis barca

[barren tendon]

are you sure that link works

[heady shadow]

@ripe vigil @charred oyster

[heady shadow]

Yeah you just have to close the space between the . And the com

[pure creek]

yeah i read this one already

sums up everything

[barren tendon]

oh right i forgot no links in here

[upper turret]

lol

same

[smoky lodge]

He dont leave.

No

[charred pendant]

second account i’ve seen saying there’s possibility for joaos back on loan again

[smoky lodge]

Xavi put he as CDM

He no is

[stoic aspen]

Not a Ronaldo fan 💀

[stoic aspen]

It’s a joke

Mbappe here we go

[loud raven]

never said you were

[stoic aspen]

Then why mention Portugal

[loud raven]

only 'big' country i could think of that had 0 wc

[surreal talon]

yesssirrr

[charred oyster]

Why is it ur name in the end 😭

[brazen ocean]

Idk

[safe temple]

W

Only on loan

Otherwise they can go

[surreal talon]

wow this article rlly showing a good insight

clearly we r not using our midfielders to their full extent especially pedri who can control games

which we arent

shite man @pure creek @heady shadow u think balde will only be used as a width holder by flick?

[pure creek]

that would be most likely the case

but we havent seen his barca variation game model yet so things could change

[heady shadow]

Yeah

[weak burrow]

Netherlands exist

[loud raven]

is this guy the reason of the state of barca today?

[proven bear]

Cancer

[heady shadow]

@safe temple You should probably read this

[proven bear]

It's not loading

[safe temple]

Yes

[trim gorge]

Bruh what's with the facepalm emoji...

Sportsmanship has lost its value and meaning

[surreal talon]

not good then

or u say otherwise?

[frank pike]

Bro our downfall needs to be studied

[charred pendant]

agree

[frank pike]

Madrid went on 3 peat run after

So no pls

[ripe vigil]

Fr

[pure creek]

i wouldnt say its bad, if davies could do the job there, theres no reason that balde cant do that

balde is the superior player too

its up to the dynamic of balde’s partner on the flanks, as well as patterns coaching from the manager

[ripe vigil]

I think we need 1 back up on that do what flick wants

[pure creek]

you cant just have him to overlap blindly and give a panic cross all the tome

[ripe vigil]

To minimise overload

Or overwork

[pure creek]

alex valle is the same profile but too much level difference compared to balde

i dont know who else can serve the backup for him

[pure creek]

with less defensive capabilities

[ripe vigil]

Alex valle is definitely worth giving pre season too

Especially because of our situation

[pure creek]

yeah we will see

[eager geyser]

Bro not this again 😭

[pure creek]

@barren tendon @grim needle wakey wakey time for new script!

[heady shadow]

Alex Valle can invert right?

[grim needle]

yay another way for me to cope

[pure creek]

not sure about his level yet but he has been operating as an overlapper most of the time

sometimes straight out winger too

[pure creek]

KM10 WHO

[grim needle]

i saw something in my dreams

JM10🔜🔵🔴

[pure creek]

we will be there

[surreal talon]

Barcelona have become increasingly rigid in its style of play — a great example being, how often players out wide are completely isolated and have no pathway but to complete their take on, or lose the ball and concede a turnover — which made Balde an easy target to retrieve possession off if Barcelona ever went out wide to him, because he’s not a 1v1 monster; rather, he’s someone that would thrive on more rotations when wide, and more license to carry in the middle — that’s been clearly failed to be addressed due to the high and wide policy of our full-backs in build-up and attacking phases.

thats what the article sid abt balde

basically he would thrive if he made rotations such as inverting and drifting out wide not only staying out wide

[pure creek]

yeah this is why we needed a width holder or at least someone who is fine holding the width to partner balde

more options for him to do stuffs

[surreal talon]

nico williams

[pure creek]

#💬︱chat message

[surreal talon]

or whoever tf @heady shadow gets out of his arse LOL

[pure creek]

occupies similar zone to balde, not really a real threat cutting inside or getting in halfspace

[surreal talon]

ah so then who for u?

kvara?

[pure creek]

ideally an inside forward whos decent at wide with some goal threats is the best for balde’s partner

[surreal talon]

ahh

[pure creek]

or superstar profile like leao

[surreal talon]

yh

[pure creek]

i mean IF only strictly for a positional play system

if we are talking about nagelsmann minimum width

where plays usually comes from centre

we can go for different profiles of course

with double #10s in halfspaces

[surreal talon]

but we would need nagelsmann for that no fcking flick who wants to stretch play as wide as possible

[pure creek]

ill still give flick the benefit of the doubt because his sample size is simply too small

maybe he could come out with totally different game model after ‘researching’ our squad for months

[pure creek]

all we have seen was his covid bayern era and germany (of course i understand club football =/ international football management)

soooo

[surreal talon]

4-4- fcking two brexit ball incoming

[pure creek]

or 2009 prime guardiola jdp football

[surreal talon]

ong

[heady shadow]

Moleiro

Jack Clarke

Fuhrich

[surreal talon]

there u go knew it

[heady shadow]

That one guy from Fenerbache

[ripe vigil]

They are known players Tbf

[surreal talon]

never heard of fuhrich or moleiro

[ripe vigil]

That’s you ig

[surreal talon]

yh

[pure creek]

Alberto?

[ripe vigil]

Yea

Las Palmas player

Moleiro is never coming here tho

Has a 60mil release clause

[pure creek]

think hes just another torre

silkier tho

[ripe vigil]

If we was a serious club we would sign Daniel sturridge

[safe temple]

Lol

[heady shadow]

Alex Baena?

Good Runner when off the ball

[surreal talon]

has to be better than perran porres

[pure creek]

i like him alot, but if we are incorporating interiors in our frontline (bar musiala/simons) we need a change for striker

lacking outputs in the frontline

[pure creek]

need to pump up the numbers up front u see, ideally another 20 goals on the left if we are sticking with lewy

if we wanted another interior on the top left box, we need a 40 goals striker to balance that out

[ripe vigil]

Sadly We can’t afford a 40 goal striker

[pure creek]

yeah cant think another name outside haaland or kane (strikers)

so id rather have a superstar LW instead

[ripe vigil]

I think toney is someone who could get 40 goals imo

[pure creek]

more flexibility too

[ripe vigil]

Yea

[heady shadow]

Ernest Poku, Mavididi are the only two I think are qualified for rn

As an inside Forward

Or Pedro Goncalves

[ripe vigil]

When I saw poku I thought you was talking about Peterborough poku

[scenic ravine]

BOYCOTT Kings League

The refree is sh*t

[proven bear]

Kings league

Who even watches that

Btw MLS football penalty shootouts back then used to be like hockey
And they used to play on rugby fields

[charred oyster]

Except in that one euro and ucl

Especially THE EURO

I was watching with confidence

[hollow finch]

Madrid and Ronaldo still better since the UCL 3-peat

[hollow finch]

Keep crying I just love that lol

[hollow finch]

No one cares about Saudi cup final
Stop answering by sending pics
Can't you just texting ?

[frail charm]

Ronaldo sure looks like he cares about it

Got bro in tears 😭

[pure juniper]

Another conflict I see

No wonder why humanity is so gay

[hollow finch]

He cares and that shows his passion for the game but as a fan of football and of Juve I really don't care about it

[hollow finch]

You love gays ?

[pure juniper]

I heard you like gays

[charred oyster]

Aren't u the one who is crying 😭?

[hollow finch]

No I hate them

[pure juniper]

Good me too

[hollow finch]

Well in which point I cried I just said idc

[charred oyster]

U forgot the euro penalty?

I will never forget

[safe temple]

W

[hollow finch]

Fu ck them they ruining the world
I will get banned for saying this

[pure juniper]

You won’t. Stop being sensitive about getting banned

[charred oyster]

I was having so much hope 😭

[hollow finch]

I hope

[charred oyster]

And I had hope cause it was KYLAIN

I thought he won't miss but well

[safe temple]

Sommer had other ideas about that

😈

[charred oyster]

Benzma had more contributions and he barely plays for us

[safe temple]

Benzema at his prime was very good

This is what makes me confident that Barça can handle Mbappé too

[charred oyster]

I am talking about the match vs switzerland 😟

Yeah

[worldly heart]

Barca is so cooked lol

[charred oyster]

Nvm I read that wrong

@safe temple

[safe temple]

Cuz we could handle Benzema and Vini

I think we could also handle Mbappé and Vini

Mbappé is good but I don’t think he’s that much better than prime Benzema especially in the middle which is where I assume he will play at Madrid

[worldly heart]

Bro comparing benzema to Mbappe💀

[safe temple]

Mbappé at LW is a different story tho

[worldly heart]

Mbappe is fast and skilled

[safe temple]

Down the middle it’s a valid comparison

I think Benzema is better as a pure striker btw

[worldly heart]

Mbappe is more dangerous than mbappe

[safe temple]

Mbappé on the LW is better tho

[worldly heart]

Benzema

[safe temple]

But the thing is either him or Vini will be forced out of position

[worldly heart]

No one will

[safe temple]

I think Benzema is more dangerous down the middle

[safe temple]

Mbappé is best on the left wing

Lol

[worldly heart]

barcola and mbappe were playing like the same

So it is possible we can use mbappe

Ez

[hollow finch]

@frail charm why are you mentioning me

[safe temple]

I’m not saying you can’t use him but you won’t get the best version out of him if you only play him in the middle

[frail charm]

Mistake

[hollow finch]

Ok

[safe temple]

Mbappé is not a box striker really

He can do it but it’s not his best position

[worldly heart]

You guys are just giving yourself hope that you can win😭

💀it’s the hope that kills you

[safe temple]

I remember you lot saying this back after last time you won the UCL too

And guess who was right?

Overconfidence is what kills you

Barça will be better next season mark my words

[worldly heart]

Huh?

lol no

[safe temple]

Lol yes

I remember how you lot counted us out

[worldly heart]

Okay if you say so lol

[safe temple]

Just to get ran over

[worldly heart]

Run over by who💀

[safe temple]

By us

[worldly heart]

Oh by 15 ucls

[safe temple]

And there we have it

[worldly heart]

😍

[safe temple]

When a Madridiot runs out of arguments that comes out

[worldly heart]

lol last time you won a ucl 🤡

[safe temple]

This tbh

[worldly heart]

After spending all that money

lol

[safe temple]

Where’s your treble at?

[worldly heart]

lol

Modric 6 ucls barca 5🤡💀😭

Whole club

[safe temple]

And still 0 sextuplets

How embarrassing

[worldly heart]

Your team is so ass

Barca is so trash

The club needs to be deleted

[safe temple]

Only 2 teams have ever won the sextuple and VARdrid ain’t one of them

[worldly heart]

Vini 2ucls Fati injured and ass

[worthy forge]

What is bro on about

[iron sinew]

Roberto more ucl than Zidane

[safe temple]

Classic Madridiot coming to Barça server just to talk trash

Seek help

[iron sinew]

Antony more ucl than Padrid fr

[safe temple]

Roberto >> Zidane according to Madridiot logic

[worldly heart]

Yea I need to remind y’all how bad your club is

[safe temple]

Ratio pal

[worldly heart]

If it makes you sleep at night 😂

[safe temple]

Shame?

[iron sinew]

Zidane 1
Roberto 2

Fr

[safe temple]

W

He’s an actual Uruguayan

[iron sinew]

Frfr

[safe temple]

Cook

[worldly heart]

Yet you guys are the one who pay the reffs💀😭

No one has come out that we pay the refs but y’all

[iron sinew]

You cannot be talking 😭

[worldly heart]

Everyone knows

You guys pay reffs

[iron sinew]

Lemme guess

2009 ucl?

Watch the 1st leg pal

Or your just a kid?

[safe temple]

Case was thrown out btw

Cry harder

[iron sinew]

Proven innocent btw

[safe temple]

Yeah

[worldly heart]

lol all you’re sending are edits lemme show you a real one

[safe temple]

Literally the case was thrown out as expected

[iron sinew]

Watch them say "barcelona pay the case"

😭

[safe temple]

Show us this ratio bozo

[iron sinew]

I'm waiting

[worldly heart]

We don’t waste money on refs we actually use it to develop

[worldly heart]

Buy mbappe Vini Rodrigo

Endrick

[iron sinew]

Where the image kiddo?

[safe temple]

Create Messi Xavi Iniesta and Puyol pls

[worldly heart]

Madrid is so trash

Where’s their treble

[iron sinew]

Unable

[safe temple]

They can’t develop at all

[worldly heart]

Frl

[safe temple]

They only buy other club’s products

Lmao

[worldly heart]

One injury and vini will be finished

[safe temple]

They will be in for something when they realise that their midfield will not be the same without Kroos

Laugh at me now

[worldly heart]

Okay BEST CLUB IN THE WORLD🤡

[safe temple]

You won’t when it happens tho

Believe me

[safe temple]

Case was thrown out recently

[worldly heart]

all your players are so ass

[safe temple]

Cry about it

[worldly heart]

Broke ass club

😂

[iron sinew]

We were proven innocent

[worldly heart]

Smoking the barca pack

[safe temple]

Warra treble that is

100 years and no trebles

How embarrassing

Couldn’t be my club

[safe temple]

Even teams like Celtic has a treble

Btw

[worldly heart]

Nice final by Yamal 😍

[safe temple]

You’re this obsessed with a 16 year old btw

Seek help

[worldly heart]

New era🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[safe temple]

You’ll see dw

Keep barking Madridiot

[iron sinew]

Nice treatment for your legends😔

[iron sinew]

They don't know our project fr

[safe temple]

Literally this new generation is full of high potential players

Far from all have even debuted yet

That’s how young they are

[worldly heart]

Yeah at least we send off Legends with ucls not 8-2

[safe temple]

Barça has more sextuple winning Managers than your whole club’s existence btw have some shame

[worldly heart]

Kroos has more ucls club world cups then barca what a shame

[iron sinew]

Atletico 7-3 Madrid

[safe temple]

Yet he has fewer sextuples than Pedro btw

Have some shame

Just using Madridiot logic here

Don’t mind me

Bodied VARdrid

[worldly heart]

One was a ucl and one was a friendly 🤡🤡🤡🤡

All I’m saying is winning ucls ain’t for anyone

Delete that ass club

[safe temple]

Still 0 Trebles

[worldly heart]

With 2 btw

GOODNIGHT MY FAVORITE UCL WINNERS

😍

NICE UCL FINAL YESTERDAY BTW

[safe temple]

Mental hospital is free blud

[charred oyster]

Missed at the most important game :/

Don't get me wrong he did help us in the qualifiers

Just like his UCL runs

Failed in the crucial games

He is good

But he cost us euro that year

He almost ghosted in every single one like u say for other players

[worldly heart]

How many Parasitdristas have you seen so far?

[safe temple]

A couple

[worldly heart]

La Sexta isn’t for everyone

[worldly heart]

How many is a couple

I got 2

[safe temple]

Today?

I’ve seen at least 2

In recent days it has been a lot tho

[worldly heart]

Yeah

I’ve seen 2

They’re literal robots

They cannot be human

I’ve written a whole ass theory on Parasitdristas

[worthy field]

atleast we got our legends those trebles and sextuple

not like you guys only managing to do the double at max

[safe temple]

Blud thinks VARdrid will have an easy ride over us lol

[worldly heart]

Lmao

[safe temple]

I’m a firm believer in this team

Idc what reactionary Barça fans says

We have a team that can definitely win the league next season

[worldly heart]

I don’t really like hansi flick and I would do anything to have klopp but I believe in his team

[safe temple]

Mbappé this and Mbappé that I literally don’t care

[worldly heart]

Lamine Yamal is gonna be shoving rudiger around

[safe temple]

I do believe in Flick

[worldly heart]

Dude he’s just another Vini jr

So is Endrick

[safe temple]

Mbappé ghosted in all important games this season

Against us he scored a tap-in and a pen which he didn’t earn

The tap-in was basically gifted to him

[worldly heart]

Fr

[safe temple]

It’s not like he ran through our defense or anything

Plus it was against 10 men too

I’m not scared of him whatsoever

[worldly heart]

Araujo had Mbappe in his pocket but he got red carded

[jolly karma]

Any club can win with 10 men’s mate

[safe temple]

Then after that he ghosted against Dortmund too

[worldly heart]

Not when our best defender is out

[safe temple]

It was the most brainless decision ever

And Araújo will have to live with that

[jolly karma]

So cubarsi is not enough?

[worldly heart]

Hell no

[safe temple]

Most teams would struggle to defend against that PSG attack with 10 men for 60 mins

[worldly heart]

He’s what? 17?

[safe temple]

Lol

It’s basically a nightmare scenario

And the most important thing is that we never put ourselves in situations like that ever again

And to do that you need to have better decision making

Cuz it all could’ve been avoided

[jolly karma]

🚨 Ronald Araujo, via MD: “Will I stay at Barcelona? I'm very well, I'm calm. I have a contract until 2026. My representatives will meet the club, but right now I’m focused on the national team” #FCB 🇺🇾🔵🔴

Didn’t say yes it’s over for club

[worldly heart]

😱😱😱😱😱

Ofc he’s gonna stay

He loves this club

[safe temple]

He’s gonna stay

Even more now with Hansi who’s very keen on Araújo

[charred pendant]

incoming ansu fati villain arc 😈😈

[worldly heart]

👀

[worldly heart]

Having chat gpt as your source is just sad

[worldly heart]

You mightve been too young to watch but everyone remembers

No evidence of actual match fixing lmao

I belive it was controversial

But we won the case

So we’re in the clear

You "believe"

I'm talking about chelsea btw

Yeah I know

Oh well in that case

We literally won the case and there isn’t any evidence of match fixing or corruption

Theres no evidence against vardrid

I never said anything about Madrid

No evidence of fixing and corruption

Ok cool

Jesus Christ you Parasitdristas are everywhere

Hope off like holy sh**

This is just sad at this point

Ok lemme adjust the word

Whats the most undeserved ucl of all time?

You and the rest of fanbase thrive off of making fun of “lesser” clubs like us

[worldly heart]

2003 ac Milan vs Juventus

[worldly heart]

😂

Sure sure

Dude if your here to troll

That’s just sad

I'm not

I just saw ur comment and I thought you were the one trolling tbh

I’m assuming you’re a Madrid fan

Right?

I wonder if you guys, out of your entire football watching careers do ANYTHING else besides slandering less clubs

yall act like you JUST have more UCLS than us

There’s a huge ass gap between you and the 2nd team with the most ucls

And we’re not even that small either

Were the 4th team with the most ucl’s and considering we’ve won most of them in the modern eras, that’s pretty impressive

And one of them was the legendary La Sexta

Something that Madrid fans won’t be able to sing

[worldly heart]

Ok relax

No hard feelings

Dude I deal with Madrid fans here every single day

I’m here to hang out and chill with my culers

Not to argue with parasites

Have a good night/morning.

[worldly heart]

Thanks you too

[plucky plover]

❤️💙

[elfin lantern]

RB sergi roberto bruh

theres no changes basically

if we put roberto rb we are going back to square 1

[pure creek]

Neymar has a better chance to return to Barcelona with Flick. There is now a door for him to return but during the period with Xavi it was not like that.

🗞️ - @marcelobechler

@grim needle @surreal talon @barren tendon 🤔

[proven bear]

Bro

This guy will just sit and earn

Injured ass

Hansis training would be a nightmare for him and pedri

[pure creek]

I personally dont mind him if he comes with minimal wage that wouldnt hurt our registrations

like felix’s loan structure but thats up to him

[proven bear]

But he is Brazilian

He loves money

[elfin lantern]

Felix returning right

[pure creek]

this time he has to pickhis career or money

[proven bear]

Well

Saudi will stop him

With huge offera

But still man he is injury prone

[pure creek]

his shirt sales and tickets sales alone gonna make us alot of money

[proven bear]

No man

I mean

We need game

From him

[pure creek]

of course we are getting games from him, worst case scenario its still a net positive if we get him for minimal wage based of the revenue generation alone

he could still realistically provide 2k minutes+ per season

other than this saudi season which is an anomaly, u cant predict an acl injury

[barren tendon]

bruh, he better has the same wages as roberto then

[barren tendon]

lessssssgoooooooooooooo

[surreal talon]

he would do better than felix btw

[pure creek]

guaranteed 30 GA with 2k minutes

[tranquil stream]

Niiceeee

Can I give u some pointers?

[split forum]

Yeah sure

[tranquil stream]

So you wanna make a timeline - youth to now

Plus music selection

Might I suggest: formidable - Stromae

Adds a lot more impact to what he’s done

[split forum]

I see. That's actually a really good suggestion

Will work on this one

[split forum]

🤝

I will try not to make it too long because apparently long edits aren't that popular

Thanksssss sir

[tranquil stream]

For sure - Stromae is Belgian, Kdb is Belgian. Tie the transitions in with the song

[surreal talon]

fax

and would show vini how to play and not cry

[barren tendon]

felix will be our counter signing to mbappe

[misty spindle]

Felix 😭😭

[worldly heart]

GKs U23 with the highest save rate this season.
Mio backhaus is ranked 10th.

[ripe vigil]

It’s like saying antony will be our counter signing to salah

[royal hamlet]

Mamardashvili is 23? Lool

[merry violet]

Yeah it doesn’t make sense because clearly antony>>salah

[severe night]

He's been such an underrated Goalie this season

[barren tendon]

hansi flick has given green light bro

[barren tendon]

it worked

he's only 50 goals away from winning the golden boat

[severe night]

He ranks 6th in most saves this LaLiga season

[ripe vigil]

Exactly just like felix >>> mbappe

[mighty gazelle]

the thing is this ^ was true when the dude was at benfica

[merry violet]

Yes

You get it

[true forge]

The goats😂

[pure creek]

🚨🎖| BREAKING: Mikayil Faye is considering LEAVING Barcelona. He's disappointed because he hasn't received minutes in the first team. [@RogerTorello] #fcblive 🇸🇳

@barren tendon @grim needle @surreal talon loool

then mo kio link makes more sense

[light tide]

Are you series

Serious

[pure creek]

he is impatient what can we do

[light tide]

He wont leave we Heard this romours with other players but Barca is that club that no one wants to leave its magic

[ripe vigil]

What can he expect when Barca B is trying to promote and we have no slots to make changes for shts and giggles

[split forum]

Myan

Be ready

For the communicado official tonight

[pure creek]

💔

[split forum]

Dw barca willlm do a Figo

Mbappe to barca in 25

[pure creek]

💀

[proven bear]

Problems like this will show up sometimes since we trust la masia a lot

Like most of them would want to join the first team

[proven bear]

What

[frank pike]

FC Barcelona vs Shein on child labour

[merry violet]

The La masia students who leave at young age are never able to realise their full potential

[severe night]

Who can guess who this is? He is a club legend

[worldly heart]

Samuel Eto’o

[elfin lantern]

Thierry Henry

[severe night]

How long until somebody knows?

[elfin lantern]

gimme a hint man

[elfin lantern]

@severe night was he a manager for barca ?

[severe night]

Yeah

This is when he was very young

[elfin lantern]

let me guess

hmmmm

@severe night is it tito?

[severe night]

YES

[elfin lantern]

WHAT

HE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT

bro looks so good

bro looks hot actually

[severe night]

Ikr. That's him in the 80's playing for Barça B

[elfin lantern]

Damn

barca b?

so he never played the first team

[severe night]

Yes

Nope, he never did

[split forum]

How do u send gifs

[elfin lantern]

ah

[split forum]

I can't send them

[severe night]

After Barcelona B he continued his career across Spain

[elfin lantern]

ah i see

[upper turret]

How did you send gifs???

[proven bear]

Another bald manager in London

[elfin lantern]

enzo maresca?

[severe night]

You can't send gifs since they are links, if you upload one from your computer it will be counted as an archive instead. Let me try it

Yeah, it works

[upper turret]

Oh

[split forum]

Bro's a model

[misty spindle]

Bro mogged the whole stadium

[fast shore]

Open keyboard and it pops up as a option

[sly raptor]

oh i saw that

[ripe vigil]

The announcement is dry asaf

[smoky lodge]

May Jesus be with Barcelona in el clasico

[sharp quail]

La vamos a tener bien adentro Mbappe en el madrid 💀

[ripe vigil]

Legit

He ruined the excitement of transfers

We knew this like 4 years ago

[split forum]

So hello

Yeah

How was ur day

Idk

I mean they can do challenge them

[merry violet]

ah shut up mate

[tired pulsar]

stop yapping

[split forum]

But it's gonna be really difficult

[merry violet]

enough of that talk

[split forum]

It was great

[tired pulsar]

stupid jordan

[split forum]

Talk something other than football

[tired pulsar]

JORDANNN

[merry violet]

tell me about that author

[tired pulsar]

i’m deeply sorry please forgive me

[merry violet]

i wanted to ask you how is he

[tired pulsar]

IM GOOD BANANAS HOW ARE YOY

[split forum]

Dan brown?

He's amazing

One of the best I've read

[merry violet]

yeah

[tired pulsar]

might as well give madrid the next 10 league and ucl trophies

[split forum]

What do u read

[merry violet]

currently reading richard osman

[tired pulsar]

thank god i watch prem😭

[split forum]

Oh how's he

[tired pulsar]

bellingham mbappe vini is a wild attack omf

[merry violet]

thursday murder club

[merry violet]

he is fine

[tired pulsar]

you literally support united

[merry violet]

mystery and comedy

[split forum]

I like mystery thriller stories

I think I'm gonna watch Ford vs Ferrari tonight

Never watched it

[tired pulsar]

i don’t blame you

[tired pulsar]

fake f1

[merry violet]

me too

[merry violet]

have you read maze runner or hunger games?

[split forum]

Seen the film

[tired pulsar]

…

[split forum]

Maze runner

[tired pulsar]

don’t even

[split forum]

Long time ago

[merry violet]

read scythe

[smoky lodge]

Bring Bernardo, Nico and Kimmich now RIGHT NOW

[tired pulsar]

city turning prem into a farmers league

GLORY GLORY MSN UNITEDDD

[split forum]

Who's the author

I think we need to have like a chill chat

Where can talk something outside of football

[pure creek]

@heady shadow 😉

[tired pulsar]

i’m sick

i’m going to throw up

gross

[merry violet]

i think its neil shushtermann

great novel

[split forum]

👍

[heady shadow]

Yeah saw that too

[merry violet]

how is your college going on kai

[heady shadow]

Ban feliz

[pure creek]

I should start a tactico account to pay my rent fr

[tired pulsar]

maino is so good bro

COLD

he’s good too

great

[pure creek]

Welcome to Barca

u can have oriol romeu

[split forum]

It hasn't started it yet bro

I am waiting for my results

[pure creek]

1x champions league winner

[tired pulsar]

i’d pay $7 for you

i wouldn’t even be mad

[merry violet]

but you are 1 year older than me

[heady shadow]

Do that

[tired pulsar]

no i am

[split forum]

Yeah

[merry violet]

did you give neet ug?

[split forum]

Yeah man

[merry violet]

oh nice

[split forum]

What exam did u give

[merry violet]

when are the results

[split forum]

Jee or neet?

[merry violet]

jee

[split forum]

Prolly mid June

[split forum]

Ahhh

Cool

Good wby

[merry violet]

20 lakh people giving neet

respect man

good wbu

[split forum]

Bro ur exams are harder than us
But yea we both know how it goes so props to us for giving it 👍🤝

Why

[merry violet]

yes

[split forum]

U guys should watch f1 too

I started watching it

Recently

[merry violet]

is it fun?

[split forum]

It is actually

[merry violet]

i love cars

[split forum]

U should then

[merry violet]

is max changing team?

[split forum]

Canadian gp is on 9th june

[split forum]

Not this season

[pure creek]

nahh i was joking 😂

[split forum]

But maybe he will leave red bull

[royal hamlet]

Lessgooo

[pure creek]

whos gonna tell him

[royal hamlet]

Who you all got

[pure creek]

hes getting shipped

[merry violet]

i used to support hamilton and loved mercedes but he will leave them now

so i am without a team

[merry violet]

lol

[royal hamlet]

He’s going to Ferrari no?

[split forum]

Oh

[merry violet]

yeah

[royal hamlet]

Who’s the 2nd?

[split forum]

Mercedes are behind these days

[royal hamlet]

Leclerc?

[split forum]

I support McLaren but my fav driver is max verstappen

Also likes norris and oscar

[royal hamlet]

I’m a newb

[merry violet]

sadly

[merry violet]

dw i havent even started

[royal hamlet]

I’m watching dts

[split forum]

Ferrari is relying on Sainz and charles

But Sainz might also leave next season

[royal hamlet]

I know people say it’s bad but i learned a bit about all these guys

[split forum]

I'm also new

[royal hamlet]

That grosjean crash was unreal

[royal hamlet]

One of them had to go anyway

To make room for Lewis

[split forum]

Lec won't leave

It will be sainz

[merry violet]

why arent there any new car company coming in f1

[royal hamlet]

Insane how leclerc won Monaco

It was written in the stars

[split forum]

I think the most recent one came in 2021

I forgot which one

[worldly heart]

all top ones

all middle except barca

and ac milan and liverpool

[worldly heart]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[safe temple]

It’s about Dest

Needs to happen asap

[worldly heart]

ok

[severe night]

Real Madrid

[worldly heart]

Expected Real Madrid lineup next season or am I close?

[surreal talon]

mbappe isnt a striker

wont work

[split forum]

Imagine having camavinga as a sub 💀