📺︱multimedia

[fast shore]

Lmaao no

[heady shadow]

Hes not the best at lb though kinda worry about that. Fort can do anything and everything. Underlaps Overlaps 1v1s Duels Invert Hold Width Arrive into Space Play in a back 3. For me Fort will be one the best players in the world and his decision making is already goodp

[charred oyster]

Xavi might be leaving btw goldenboy

[pure creek]

yep u describe him right, his skillset as fullback is very complete but his final ball might be special

[heady shadow]

Yay

[tough escarp]

Mudryk on instagram.

[ripe vigil]

Nooo 😭😭

[charred oyster]

NO NO

[royal hamlet]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[lament night]

YWS YES

ANTONY TOO PLS

[turbid kraken]

REVERSE FIGO

Nvm guys

It was clickbait

[plucky smelt]

where is it?

where can i find it i mean

[knotty osprey]

@worldly heart

[elfin lantern]

Any news on Xavi guys?

[worldly heart]

But it's not official official

[elfin lantern]

true

its not over until it is over

I didnt mean it like that blau

[worldly heart]

That doesn’t confirm he’s getting sacked

It just explains the situation

There are still meeting ongoing

Nothing is official as of right now btw

[ripe vigil]

Iswr that photo happened long ago

[elfin lantern]

not talking about the photo

[worldly heart]

That meeting is the one I’ve been talking about

[royal hamlet]

More meetings than clean sheets this season

🥹

[ripe vigil]

How did kounde get tots

[sturdy willow]

what do you mean, he's been a beast in the last 2 or 3 months

[ripe vigil]

Yea for the last 2 or 3 months

How about for the season

[sturdy willow]

ehh

[ripe vigil]

Oh was it like

For fun or smth

Like they not comfirmed

[sturdy willow]

no

it's confirmed

stats and everything

[ripe vigil]

Araujo got tots?

[sturdy willow]

yes

[ripe vigil]

😭😭

Crazy

[sturdy willow]

the last ones are cancelo and felix

💀

and gundogan

[ripe vigil]

Cancelo and felix 😂😂😂😂

Dead tots

They look at g/a

[sturdy willow]

95 DEF

💀

[pure creek]

MOTTA?!

[heady shadow]

His final ball is amazing

[pure creek]

FK

NOOOO

[ripe vigil]

He’s joining juventus

[heady shadow]

Why not Motta?

[pure creek]

he meant allegri

[ripe vigil]

He’s saying we getting the manager juventus sacked

Allegri

Motta is replacing allegri

[pure creek]

nothing is signed yet, there's chance for hijacking

[ripe vigil]

Nah icl

[elfin lantern]

Any news

[ripe vigil]

He’s joining the old ladies

[heady shadow]

If allergi comes im becoming a barca fan

😭

[elfin lantern]

Why what

How good is allegri

[sturdy willow]

please no

[heady shadow]

Absolutely bollocks

[elfin lantern]

Does that mean good or bad

[sturdy willow]

I would rather have Marquez than Allegri lol

[elfin lantern]

.

[ripe vigil]

To put it to context

3-5-2

Raphimha LWB

[elfin lantern]

Oh god

Never mind

[ripe vigil]

Lewa x roque

Or Lewa x yamal

balde lcb

Cubarsi to the B team

Cuz he’s allergic to the youth

[elfin lantern]

Wtf 😬

Ok

[ripe vigil]

ROMEU CAM

we cooking

FDJ AND GUNDOGAN DP

[elfin lantern]

Romeu already won the dor

Any news on the meeting

[pure creek]

lamine in his fullback arc 🔥

[ripe vigil]

Didn’t Allegri play locatelli as a AM

or smth

Nah how can he legally play rabiot locatelli and mckennie

[pure creek]

pls, i just want a serious appointment

i dont care we are not getting players next season

get us a proper manager

[ripe vigil]

Liam rosenior 🔥🔥🔥

[pure creek]

maybe use all the transfer budget for RDZ if we cant get any decent coach

he'd do great elevating our current base

maybe make araujo not allergic on the ball

[ripe vigil]

If he brings pascal groos

Then yes

[charred oyster]

Nah nah

We don't want haram ball

[hearty plover]

🤮

[narrow gate]

Good evening

[sturdy willow]

damn

[severe night]

This edit hits much better after seeing the monster Lamine is 🔥 💀

Its from 1 year ago

[pure creek]

@barren tendon @minor lance please laporta, i need this

or this

looks elite but the badge being in middle looks so stupid

asymmetrical

[barren tendon]

inshallah

[surreal talon]

mad

i wonder where tapinland and mbedbug are

[pure creek]

@heady shadow @minor lance its not looking good
🚨| Rumoured Barcelona target Guido Rodriguez was substituted out in 20th minute in Real Betis' match against Las Palmas due to PHYSICAL problems. [Via:
@MartinMinan_
] 🟢

[ripe vigil]

Adeyami is cold

[heady shadow]

In your opinion do you think Fort should be at lb or rb. For me definitely rb

[ripe vigil]

Also the asprilla link to Barca

Isn’t happening

Watford observer has said that there’s no intention to sell him

Unless there’s a offer they can’t refuse

Like 20mil ygm

[pure creek]

rb

[ripe vigil]

Honestly

We gonna have to sell a rb imo

And it’s not gonna be fort

[heady shadow]

Keep them all. Sell Kounde in 25/26

[thick chasm]

Kroos clearing in shots off target, shots blocked and hit woodwork 🔥

[elder marsh]

And in chance created, passes and long passes completed

[thick chasm]

Fermin has 6 good things he clears in and Kroos has 3

Half the player

[unkempt plume]

Thiago alcantera is free now. Get him please, he still has good touches.

[heady shadow]

Pls dont use this its so mid

😭

Btw they arent even close to same profiles

[thick chasm]

I’m disrespecting Fermin with this

GUIU>

[pure juniper]

Injury prone 😔

[knotty iris]

yeah he is way to injury prone

And thiago alcantara has only very few years left

maybe if he has low wages we will get him but probably not

[graceful ingot]

What is going on here? 😭

[worldly heart]

Casemiro tf

Dawg he plays as a CDM

Who made this comparison 💀💀💀

[sly raptor]

fermin is goat

🐐

[knotty osprey]

Wikipedia trippin bro
They sayin we won 4 trophies this season 😭

[graceful ingot]

Yoo, we win the champions League😭😭

[pure creek]

@minor lance @barren tendon @charred oyster
(🌕) BREAKING: Joan Laporta is determined to part ways with Xavi.
@ffpolo
#FCB 🔴🚨🚨

looks certain now

@minor lance (🌕) JUST IN: Flick, Marquez and Gallardo are 3 candidates to replace Xavi.
@martinezferran
#FCB 🔍🚨

Gallardo is the shortlist??!?!??!

beautiful football is coming back to our club 😭

[charred oyster]

Rafa marquez we are getting Rafa marquez 🎉

[charred oyster]

The river plate and Saudi club manager?

Argentinan

He would do better than flick

[pure creek]

lol

im not sure about his saudi stint but his river side was one of the most dominant teams in south america

[narrow jackal]

Pep did become a goat after coming from our B team

Can Marquez do the same 💀🥹

[pure creek]

good usage of youth as well, enzo, julian, palacios and eccheveri were under him

[pure creek]

he cannot 😔

[pure creek]

❗️Sacking Xavi and the current coaching staff will cost Barcelona around €20m. Signing a coach will also its cost unless it is Rafa Márquez.
#FCB 💰

Via:
@ffpolo
[md]

yeah its over

get ready for rafa marquez ball

[charred oyster]

Man just sign the ex river plate guy he is most normal one out of everyone

[charred oyster]

He has almost everything

Man management
Player development
Tactics almost everything

@pure creek

Questionable about Saudi stint

[pure creek]

probably communication issues

[charred oyster]

Maybe

[pure creek]

different environment cant get his ideas across

plus those saudi bums doesnt have the tech to play his game model anyways

[charred oyster]

I mean not like flick played one season and flopped at German nt but coolers still want him

😭

[charred oyster]

True

[pure creek]

even in his final year in bayern, they have concerning defending record

[charred oyster]

Yeah

[pure creek]

almost like the same problem we have this season

flick wont solve any of the issues

[split forum]

What if rafa

Surprises everyone

And becomes the best barca manager since Enrique

[pure creek]

ask him to suprise us with promotion first, or even properly dominate a game with our B team

#mid

[charred oyster]

1/1000 chance

[split forum]

What time is it for u

[charred oyster]

8:12 am

[pure creek]

cat

raphinha????

oh

probably the south american connections

i think hes doing fine tho

there arent too many good aggresor CBs

the lw switch has been helping him alot

no width holder on the right

doesnt make sense for us in xavi model

i mean raphinha is way better option in lw than what we have rn, i dont mind him there (for now)

but lamine needs rotation for next season, so gotta sort that out next summer

not a big fan

doesnt provide much there

quality difference between him and lamine/raphinha in rw is too much imo

🏃‍♂️

he is our future superstar LB

dont touch him

saka took 2 years to properly learn to shoot

balde has lot more works on his final ball

not sure if its time for reprofiling

its just patterns and instructions thing

i mean even 'best' attacking fullback cancelo had a mere 4 assists this season

and he spend most of the time in lw

plus that washed polish grandpa there, forget about getting assists

fort final pass is special

thats talent

[ornate pine]

Lana del Rey ❌
Copa del Rey ✅

[pure creek]

iirc he made the most key pass in a game during U17 WC campaign

from RB

😭

need to see more from fort tho, his overall ability is too good and i dont even know how to profile him

he has the potential to be the most complete fullback

[pure creek]

186 cm too

oh my days

i love the newgens lamasia

inverted fb, into back 3 or midfield, decent in overlapping, great final ball for underlap

PnP, good defender

but he can get a lil overconfident when defending, thats one issue i saw in him back in youth days

need more samples

just need to match his intelligence

the hardest part

yeah i was quite suprised of this as well, he is quite a composed defender since he was promoted to main team

because he was quite a bozo defender back in atletic

maybe the pressure is doing good thing for his development

transition to main team is doing wonders for some player, balde never stands out back in youth days and when he got promoted he is regarded to be one of the best LB prospect

yep

yep same case

all competitions maybe

but fermin doesnt start whenever everyone is fit

good utility player tho, could start in certain matchup

yeah thats fair

fermin is quite literally the antithesis of lamasia produced

the profile to be exact

only lamine could be the right width holder and being threathening at the same time

ship off lewandonkey honestly

KAI 'the goat' HAVERTZ

the last person that should complain

lewandowski 30m MATS 30m

cheap deal for you

if ballon dor gets reawarded, imagine his PR boost

get him now saudi, or u will regret it

[severe night]

Guess who this is 👀

[coarse badge]

guardiola

[merry violet]

romeu in his younger days

[coarse badge]

jajajajaja

[split forum]

Pep Totti

[surreal talon]

so xavi getting sacked

[charred oyster]

🔵🔴 Xavi: "The president Laporta has sent me positive messages, nothing else. Full focus on tomorrow's game".

"I feel good, I'm happy, it's great to be Barça manager as it's the best club in the world".

"I'm sure things can go very well in the future for our project".

WE GOT TROLLED

@surreal talon @pure creek @minor lance

[pure creek]

LMAO i knew it

i knew its not going to be this easy

this is the cost for messi winning the world cup

[vital citrus]

I went to Barca from Zurich for the uwcl semifinal game against Chelsea and lost my flag on the journey home. Anywhere I can get another from or someone willing to post one? Would like to fly that on final day next weekend!

[worldly heart]

drake got cooked

Xavi: "The Club gives me peace of mind. We continue with the same excitement.”

[merry violet]

Xavi has gone insane

Barca gives him peace of mind 💀

Am i supporting a different barca?

[visual bobcat]

says the one that gets red cards and ain’t even playing 💀

[barren tendon]

this is a whole áss soap opera

[thick chasm]

Rodri is a CDM and a crazy goal scorer

players could score as a DM

[worldly heart]

In big matches yea yes

[thick chasm]

I compared a DM to CM

[worldly heart]

Doesn’t fermin play as

[worldly heart]

CAM or winger

correct me if im wrong

[thick chasm]

💀

[charred oyster]

Cm

[thick chasm]

He’s a CM who sometimes moves to RM in attacking play

[charred oyster]

And a winger one match

He played

Vs Girona

[dense monolith]

Fermin>guler

[charred oyster]

Like to compare only if it's our Midfielders

😭

Madrid fans i mean*

They only like to compare goals of it comes to our Midfielders

When we say Fermin they silent or yap about something new

[thick chasm]

I’m disrespecting Fermin by comparing to there Bums

[thick chasm]

All they do is say “If Kroos gave 2 ucls to Fermin he would still have more”

like ucls aren’t a measure of ability

Romeu > R9, Zlatan, Mbappe!!1!1!1!1!

[worldly heart]

So he is space finder

Because some analysis say that he is space finder

like Muller

[fierce delta]

still breaks my heart

[merry violet]

💀

[tough escarp]

Who is the missing player?

[ripe vigil]

Rakitic

[heady shadow]

Still all of those players clear Fermin though besides ceballos

[worldly heart]

🗣️ Xavi: “The trust of the president and Deco is intact. For me everything remains the same.”🗣️ Xavi: “I will continue with this team with enthusiasm, because FC Barcelona is the club of my life.”

[charred oyster]

Rakitic

[pure creek]

@barren tendon @severe night why is this never happening to my club 🙃

💣🚨 BREAKING: Artem Dovbyk and Serhou Guirassy are two forwards on Atlético Madrid’s radar. They want a striker this summer.

[🎖️:
@MatteMoretto, @relevo]

[barren tendon]

😭😭😭

[thick chasm]

Fermin clears Valverde Tchoumeni and Camavinga too

[barren tendon]

dovbyk had an insane season

i didnt follow guirassyussy

[barren tendon]

bro relax

[thick chasm]

and id say = to present Modric

but present Kroos >

[pure creek]

its embarassing because atleti is known for their sh1t recruitment team as well

and they know their targets

[barren tendon]

like its a wonder they bought memphis from us

but i guess they fired fellas, they signed veermeeran or whats his name that young midfielder

[heady shadow]

Nah Goal Socring department yes but all of those players are so much more well rounded than fermin

Fermin works in xavis system because hes that runner type that xavi wants in his system the system suits fermins strengths

[barren tendon]

they were dissing bellingham cuz he scored goals as a midfielder and now yhey are hyping fermin for the same😭😭

[pure creek]

hope they can do us a favour by taking disney from us

[dire aurora]

Este tweet puede ser historico

[scenic cape]

💔 There will be a fan base flag tribute to Bernardo Silva at the Man City game tomorrow.

Please never leave, Bernardo. 🥺🩵

[Information via RealTolmie on X]

#️⃣ | #ManCity #MCFC #ManchesterCityFC

[split forum]

I just sent over there lol

[void haven]

Fu** off city fans let him come to us

@merry violet it said edited

[merry violet]

I edited it from absent to fraud

And it’s written el classico you fool

[void haven]

Lies after lies

[ripe vigil]

No he’s right

It was absent

[merry violet]

Ok I accept because the Prince of Mexico has given his verdict

[sturdy willow]

got Araujo

[heady shadow]

Welp fans dont learn the easy way

[heady shadow]

Fr

[frail charm]

W team

[surreal talon]

double standards of barca fans

[surreal talon]

btw this 250 million midfield is in a UCL final rn

whilst we have gone trophyless

[sturdy willow]

we miss Busi

[worldly heart]

Aka Benzema’s daddy

[sturdy willow]

haha

300 iq player

[barren tendon]

football fans double standards are hilarious

[barren tendon]

last time they bought are no.9 was memphis, before that they bought suarez, look how that turned out for them

[charred oyster]

Sorry but Lewandowski is washed

Don't know if u see it

Last time doesn't mean it will happen again

[barren tendon]

that regen in 2024 made me hope but it was for naught

[dire aurora]

Un Verano Sin Títulos 😦

[worldly heart]

Mira @reef wigeon

Ter Stegen con Sadurní

[pure creek]

@charred oyster @barren tendon marquez hype

[charred oyster]

Well Xavi staying so does it matter ✨

[pure creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112324132890214430/1234582989027934218/nooo.gif?ex=6649a642&is=664854c2&hm=00748185bc19e32ee03072ad3842bedd2561b41a2bba05e32959bf39419f0220&

[heady shadow]

Matias Moreno is a gem

Hes way to good to be in argentina

[zenith rune]

What u talking abt

[heady shadow]

The person I just mentioned for the comment you replied to???

[zenith rune]

Argentina is the best team itw rn

[heady shadow]

How can someone move from a different national team to another 😭

Pls use your brain

[zenith rune]

Wait lets clear it up

[zenith rune]

From where is this dude?

[heady shadow]

He is in the Argentinian League

[ripe vigil]

He’s talking about someone playing in the argentinan league

[ripe vigil]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐳𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐥

𝐊𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 (𝟏𝟗𝐲)
AM/LW/RW
1.63m
Fortaleza EC 🇧🇷
Potential: 9.0/10

Very Fast and Agile
Great Dribbling
Good Shooting
Versatile: can fulfil different roles in attack with ease

Stats in 2024:

18 Games
7 Goals
4 Assists

Keep an eye on him

From @risingstarXI

Could be interesting

[turbid kraken]

Tried to go for smth like Gavi

Turned out a bit too short on the top

But when it grows i feel like it could be ok

Anyways i need honest thoughts rn

[merry violet]

you look a little like gavi

i will say you cooked

[surreal talon]

cooked

u got cooked*

[worldly heart]

@stray wren

[ripe vigil]

Get well soon bro

[thick chasm]

Realistically who can stop this Spain squad

[ripe vigil]

Albania

Grimaldo rb?

[thick chasm]

Grimaldo can play either side from what I see

but he plays on the left for leverkusen

he would be a WB

[heady shadow]

Balde doesnt come over Grimaldo

[thick chasm]

Balde and Grimaldo both deserve spots in that starting XI

so they can be rotated either side

[heady shadow]

Carjaval also deserves to start at rb

[thick chasm]

Realistically what can stop this Barca squad

[ripe vigil]

Felix lw 😭😭

2’9 roque ST 😭😭

Araujo LCB 😭😭

Is that Xavi simons as back up dm

[unique bobcat]

No Yamal😭

[thick chasm]

When he plays he would be at CAM

but when Zubimendi plays he would be DM

[heady shadow]

Felix Roque Ter Stegen Araujo Kounde and Zubimendi

[thick chasm]

He’s gonna get injured if he is the starting RW

and Raphina has like 21 G/A this season

[thick chasm]

What has Felix done to you

[safe temple]

That’s such a bad one

[unique bobcat]

Wait is it that ass

[thick chasm]

You look like Steve from Minecraft

[heady shadow]

Also Xavi Simons at DM

[ripe vigil]

Yea kinda

Like

It goes

#######—————
—————|

On the side

[ripe vigil]

He just isn’t allat

[heady shadow]

He will never be good

[surreal talon]

so estevao to chelsea, another youngster we have lost

[safe temple]

Don’t need him

We have the brightest RW prospect already

[surreal talon]

yeah but remember rodrygo was a LW but was switched to RW and plays well there

honestly think estevao will come to barcelona in the future hes still 16

give it 7 years when our finances should be so much better

[ripe vigil]

By then we will have a good squad with depth

No need to force a player out of position

[safe temple]

Maybe

[heady shadow]

Estevao can just play rcm

[safe temple]

But we don’t need him right now and we can’t spend 40M up front atm

[charred oyster]

🚨🔵 Chelsea reach verbal agreement to sign Brazilian gem Willian Estevão, here we go!

Palmeiras ready to accept final bid worth €40m plus €25m add-ons.

Personal terms agreed 10 days ago, Estevão will join #CFC in 2025. 🇧🇷

Just waiting for Palmeiras president to sign.

[heady shadow]

Estevao Paez Hutchinson Chelsea are ruining footy

[ripe vigil]

These agents needs to be fired

How many right wingers do they need

[surreal talon]

istg what will they do with so many of them

[heady shadow]

All of them arent pure rws though except omari

Cole Palmer and Paez at RCM

Hutchinson Madueke Estevao RW

[ripe vigil]

Angelo Gabriel as well

[surreal talon]

deivid washington as well?

[heady shadow]

He can go back to washington dc

[surreal talon]

lol

chelsea actuallly doesnt have any big transfer strats than just making a team 'for the future'

yeah sure ur maybe gonna perform in 5-6-7 years time

[heady shadow]

But that’s decent though

[surreal talon]

under people who know what they are doing

like city

city got their success alongside their investments for the future

chelsea aren't

[sturdy willow]

DAMN

first packed araujo

now this

[heady shadow]

Been looking at Pau Victor more

He resembles Jesus a lot

Can play LW and ST

?

[ripe vigil]

He means the second coming of christ

[heady shadow]

Oh

[thorny helm]

Xavi is really going to leave?

[worldly heart]

IDK 😶

I don't want him to leave tho

[brisk blaze]

good old days 😭

[heady shadow]

He should and will

[knotty osprey]

“It’s just a napkin”

The napkin:

[pure creek]

@barren tendon @grim needle nahhh it cant be, pele regen is beta 😭

[true ferry]

A contract in a relationship 😭

[grim needle]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[pure creek]

@severe night
🚨🎖️| The name Thiago Motta has been forwarded to someone close to Laporta so they can suggest him. [@ffpolo] #fcblive 👀

[broken pond]

what a rival he is 🫡

[wraith sorrel]

3

[thorny helm]

Classic

[surreal talon]

what am i reading

[charred oyster]

Oof

[analog shell]

@rocky coral @worldly heart @visual bobcat here i found it

[rocky coral]

STOP AHAHHAAH

[analog shell]

Lmao

[visual bobcat]

omg no way

[surreal talon]

WHAT IS THAT

[visual bobcat]

this shi could be taken so out of context 😭

[rocky coral]

i sgree

[rocky coral]

we were talking about how british people say ‘love’ after adking a wuestion toa. lady

[surreal talon]

ah yeah its only the old women who do that

[rocky coral]

fr

its rare aswell

[surreal talon]

u from UK?

[rocky coral]

ya

[surreal talon]

ahfairs same

[rocky coral]

yes

[rocky coral]

baddest wants to know why u have that bio

[analog shell]

Why not

[rocky coral]

i think its great

[analog shell]

Thx

[rocky coral]

yw

[severe night]

👀 👀

I would take Thiago Motta for the beautiful football he plays, he's like Italy's Michel

In addition he played for Barcelona, he should have no trouble nurturing our youngsters

[rocky coral]

he said that isnt a good enough answer and he wants an explanation

[analog shell]

Is he offended

What explanation am i supposed to give

[rocky coral]

he said hes not offended

[analog shell]

Oh so he doesnt know what it means?

[rocky coral]

he didnt

thats why he said it

[analog shell]

It means keep yourself safe☺️

[rocky coral]

🥰

[visual bobcat]

😍😍

[rocky coral]

@ruby brook

[analog shell]

Mb

[ruby brook]

wow

[rocky coral]

nothing dw

[analog shell]

Shh

[rocky coral]

why

[analog shell]

Why do u have a vardrid player in your pfp

[rocky coral]

cuz hes a madrid supporter

[analog shell]

Man and i thought you were cool

[rocky coral]

really?

😭😭

[analog shell]

Ye

[ruby brook]

is she not.

[analog shell]

Im confused isnt he a man

[ruby brook]

OH I MEAN HIM

[rocky coral]

HELP

[analog shell]

Tf

At least you dont troll

Which is good

[visual bobcat]

gotchu homie (i still go for barca)

[ripe vigil]

No we don’t 😂😂

Just don’t be a weirdo

[rocky coral]

fr

[analog shell]

At least he isnt trolling like that one assnall fan bro

[ripe vigil]

It’s a discord server

[visual bobcat]

omg riooo

[rocky coral]

this is not my house

[ripe vigil]

Your name is baddest 😂

[analog shell]

Yeah

[ripe vigil]

Who cares

[charred oyster]

Rio still in prem server

🗿

Missed?

[analog shell]

Did he leave this serv

[charred oyster]

U miss him?

He got banned

[visual bobcat]

he got banned

[visual bobcat]

nah tf but his trolling was funny he was stupid

[charred oyster]

Cause he was being weird

[charred oyster]

He was just annoying

[rocky coral]

why do u think bro

[visual bobcat]

true that

[analog shell]

Biggest pain in the ass bro acting like he has 14 ucls

[rocky coral]

i dont

[visual bobcat]

yeah you’d be besties with him

he’s as annoying as you

[charred oyster]

Oh like pretending to be barca fan

To get a girl's number and then argue against us

"I am not a barca fan"

[analog shell]

Bro was celebrating when pedri got injured

[ruby brook]

everyone that gets banned cries in the prem server

[charred oyster]

😭

[visual bobcat]

LMAOO WHEN WAS THIS

[rocky coral]

omg can u inv me to it

[charred oyster]

She told me this I didn't even know

[visual bobcat]

wait what’s the prem server

[rocky coral]

prem league i assume

[visual bobcat]

who 😭😭

[rocky coral]

i dont have the link??

[analog shell]

There is a prem server? I didnt even know

[rocky coral]

me too

[ruby brook]

theres an epl server

[charred oyster]

The girl who he asked

[rocky coral]

STOP SAYING INNIT

UR NOT HARD

[ruby brook]

hold on, theres a couple of banned members in the united server there 🤣

[rocky coral]

okok 😭

[visual bobcat]

he was weird asf i swear

[charred oyster]

Maybe he is English

[rocky coral]

hes not

hes making fun of english

[ruby brook]

@rocky coral i invited you

[visual bobcat]

innit mate

[charred oyster]

Sunny innit

[analog shell]

Bo'ol o' wo'ah innit

[visual bobcat]

LMAOOO

[rocky coral]

thank you

[rocky coral]

i dont speak like that

[ruby brook]

chewsday

[ripe vigil]

Didn’t bang

[analog shell]

Brits do

[rocky coral]

oh!

[rocky coral]

IM BRITISH

[visual bobcat]

nah ur just asking to be banned atp 😭

[analog shell]

Tf does that mean

[ripe vigil]

No one laughed

[analog shell]

Lol

[rocky coral]

ikr

[analog shell]

Lilian did your invalid

[rocky coral]

did ur message get deleted 😂

[ripe vigil]

Lilian laughs at the bad jokes

[analog shell]

Still laughed haha

[visual bobcat]

okay give me a good joke to laugh at then

[charred oyster]

0 humour but we move

[ripe vigil]

Give me a second

[visual bobcat]

excuse you

at least i’m supportive

[ripe vigil]

Ok guys

Knock knock

[visual bobcat]

who’s there

[analog shell]

Knew it

[rocky coral]

whos there

[ripe vigil]

Tank

[rocky coral]

tank who

[ripe vigil]

Your welcome

[ruby brook]

thank me?

[ripe vigil]

That’s a proper joke

[charred oyster]

Insane

[ripe vigil]

Right there

I’m too funny

[rocky coral]

😭😭😭

[analog shell]

Bro

[ripe vigil]

You guys are bums

Get on my level

[rocky coral]

i am not

[charred oyster]

Facts

[visual bobcat]

okay ngl i laugh at everything and didn’t laugh at this try harder mate

[ripe vigil]

I’m dying rn

Cuz it was so funny

[charred oyster]

That's why 0 humour

[rocky coral]

i laughed

[ripe vigil]

Exactly

[charred oyster]

I laughed

[ripe vigil]

2 people laughed

[visual bobcat]

i’m funnier than u

[ripe vigil]

I got jokes

[charred oyster]

What a achievement

[rocky coral]

get on MY level skill issue

[analog shell]

Who

Who laughed bro

[visual bobcat]

exactly

[ripe vigil]

Elise and nolan

[charred oyster]

Ur funny then the guy who doesn't do jokes mind blowing
@visual bobcat

[ripe vigil]

See that

[analog shell]

Elise laughed?

[ripe vigil]

It’s 2-1

[charred oyster]

😱

[ripe vigil]

To me

[rocky coral]

a little bit

[visual bobcat]

huh

[ripe vigil]

Still a laugh

[charred oyster]

See she doesn't even understand English

[ripe vigil]

HAVE THATAT

[analog shell]

Nah that doesnt count

[ripe vigil]

WDYM

a laugh is still a laugh

[analog shell]

She didnt laugh

[charred oyster]

How do u know

[ripe vigil]

Exactly

[analog shell]

This is not laughin emoji

[rocky coral]

yes it is

[charred oyster]

Bro

[ripe vigil]

Yea people will say they are crying because it’s too funny

[visual bobcat]

nah u just made no sense

[charred oyster]

Emojis don't matter

[charred oyster]

I did.

[analog shell]

Ok

[charred oyster]

But we move

[rocky coral]

😭 = laughing ☹️ = sad

[charred oyster]

Exactly

Elise knows

[visual bobcat]

did not.

[charred oyster]

I did

[rocky coral]

i am smart

[charred oyster]

I can tell

[rocky coral]

thanks bro

[visual bobcat]

no u didn’t

[charred oyster]

I did

[rocky coral]

whta is it

[visual bobcat]

ur funnier** u mean?

[analog shell]

Ye

[rocky coral]

phobia? to what

[visual bobcat]

it generally means fear

[charred oyster]

Why did u censor that?
But yeah same thing

[rocky coral]

like fear like scared

[analog shell]

It means fear

But it has other meanings

[charred oyster]

@visual bobcat where is grant guy?

[visual bobcat]

no no that’s not censoring it means fixing a typo, and no i didn’t claim to be funnier than someone who makes jokes so shush

[analog shell]

No if you hate them you are transphobic

[charred oyster]

That guy

[visual bobcat]

which guy?

[charred oyster]

I was being fr

[charred oyster]

Ur discord

Friend

[analog shell]

Weird ahh concept

[charred oyster]

Madrid fan

The other one

[analog shell]

Where are yall from

I know where elise is from

What about you guys

[charred oyster]

U should understand

[analog shell]

French

[visual bobcat]

ohhh itchy guy?

[ruby brook]

wow

[charred oyster]

Yeah

[worldly heart]

it’s a secret

[visual bobcat]

i have no idea

[rocky coral]

wow

[charred oyster]

He is rio but worse

[visual bobcat]

HAHAHAHA

[rocky coral]

is baddest not itchy ??

[analog shell]

Nah

[charred oyster]

See he got it

[rocky coral]

oh i thought they were same perosn

[visual bobcat]

no? i dont think so

[analog shell]

Baguette

[rocky coral]

oh

did itch get banned

[visual bobcat]

hopefully he did

he was annoying asf

[rocky coral]

what else did he do after i feel asleep

THERE WAS A PERSON CALLED THAT

[analog shell]

Idk any itchy bro

I knew rio but not itchy

[visual bobcat]

i’m in aus but i’m arab 💣

[rocky coral]

he was here yesterday morning it was like 3am

[analog shell]

He must be asleep then

[rocky coral]

for me

probably

@worldly heart hes still here

[worldly heart]

Whats going on

[analog shell]

Nah bro he is a 10 yo

[rocky coral]

hi bro

[worldly heart]

Hey

[rocky coral]

we found you a friend

[worldly heart]

Who

[rocky coral]

@worldly heart

[visual bobcat]

help no

why’s he back

[worldly heart]

Who tf is he and why would I be friends

OHH

[rocky coral]

a madrid fan

[worldly heart]

Hes a madrid fan

[visual bobcat]

wasn’t he like 19?

[analog shell]

No way

[visual bobcat]

yeah and apparently he was married or something

[analog shell]

And you believed that

[worldly heart]

Wyf are all of u talking about

[rocky coral]

now we have 2 annoying madristas

[worldly heart]

Wtf

[visual bobcat]

well he’s Palestinian and said something about arranged marriage

[analog shell]

He was celebrating when pedri got injured bru

[visual bobcat]

great.

[worldly heart]

Don't act like u don't have a crush on me

[analog shell]

Thats definitely a 10 yo

[rocky coral]

EXCUSE ME

[worldly heart]

Im with lilian tho

[analog shell]

Bro what..

[visual bobcat]

i-

[rocky coral]

im with @tired raft so sh

[ruby brook]

whats happening.

[rocky coral]

help

he says i have a crush on him

[worldly heart]

Thats a girl

[rocky coral]

no its kot

[analog shell]

This is a server about barca bro why did it turn into e dating

[ruby brook]

.

[worldly heart]

It says she/her

[rocky coral]

its a joke

[visual bobcat]

idfk the convos here are so weird always

[worldly heart]

Listen just stop stop weird obsessive behavior I'm sorry I prefer lilian

[rocky coral]

i already told you i got a bf

[visual bobcat]

bro

[tired raft]

real

[visual bobcat]

shut up

[analog shell]

Im cringing bro

[visual bobcat]

average madridstas behaviour

[rocky coral]

real

[worldly heart]

The only thing that is cringe is that hairline of the dude on your picture

[analog shell]

Won more trophies than your whole team

[visual bobcat]

cook

[rocky coral]

iniesta 🔥🔥

[analog shell]

Current vardrid players have less trophies than him

[worldly heart]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[visual bobcat]

u and itchy are as annoying as each other ngl

[analog shell]

Bros changing the topic now ofc you will win 12v11

[worldly heart]

Posting this stuff is deffo not gonna make me like you more 🤨

[rocky coral]

when

[analog shell]

Last 5 ucls all have robberies favored for vardrid

[worldly heart]

I love u too

[visual bobcat]

goodbye.

[analog shell]

So lets not talk about vardrids achieveme ts ok.

[rocky coral]

when

did i ask

[analog shell]

...

[visual bobcat]

the thing is it’s not a fkn business it’s a sport that’s now ruined bc of your flop teams

using the money for their advantage

[merry violet]

Don’t expose my madrid

[rocky coral]

when

[worldly heart]

When you stop stalking me

[rocky coral]

did i ask

[analog shell]

Bro what kind of a madrid fan does this wtf

[visual bobcat]

that’s sad

[rocky coral]

whats a shame

im so upset

[visual bobcat]

the real question is how are they still fans knowing all this is beyond me

[rocky coral]

waaa waaa

[visual bobcat]

no no that’s not

and the fact u find this right is crazy

[rocky coral]

after paying the refs that 180p quality is all you can afford

[analog shell]

This madrid fan found a way to win arguments bro

[visual bobcat]

he’s dissing his own team lmfao

[severe night]

Nobody pays refs, end of

Typical excuse for if we underperform

[visual bobcat]

underperforming is obvious and we address it with no shame

but u can’t even deny there were unfair moments

[severe night]

We don't, where did you get that from

[worldly heart]

I'm busy just pls keep Elise away from me

[severe night]

True but at the end of the day it doesn't stop from being a conspiracy theory

[visual bobcat]

no he’s a madridsta he’s saying that he admits his team pays refs

[rocky coral]

im not even doing anythinf??

[severe night]

No, Visca Barça

[visual bobcat]

some fans are just really over dramatic about it yeah

[rocky coral]

im talking to scarlett

scarlett

ok

i wasnt to begin with

[visual bobcat]

hes capable of bothering a whole country bro

yeah bc ur as annoying as him

[rocky coral]

🤨🤨

[visual bobcat]

yeah you’re as delusional as him too

no

she even said she has a mans

[rocky coral]

no im married

litch

no

not even

any

I HAVE A BF AND I HAVE A HUSBAND

good

nope they are the same

@tired raft

[visual bobcat]

@worldly heart dumbass

[rocky coral]

@tired raft arent we married

how

[tired raft]

yeah

[rocky coral]

see

[tired raft]

its not her alt lmao

[rocky coral]

how can an alt and my acc talk at same time

i dont have a computer

[visual bobcat]

facts tho

[rocky coral]

🤨🤨

[visual bobcat]

it’s bc we’re smarter

[rocky coral]

yes

[visual bobcat]

yall are dumb as

i agree that we can multitask

not that it’s her alt

[rocky coral]

i dont have a alt

[tired raft]

@worldly heart can u stop targeting my girl bro

bro what 💀💀

[rocky coral]

it is bro

a MALE

[eager geyser]

I thought so too but then you opened your mouth 🗿

[visual bobcat]

can yall chill

[rocky coral]

fr

[worldly heart]

Don't disrespect my girl bro

[tired raft]

.

[visual bobcat]

i see how it is u old decomposing donut

[visual bobcat]

what the actual fk

[eager geyser]

what you just called me dumb
also I am kidding

[rocky coral]

it is

[eager geyser]

question

[rocky coral]

names dont have a gender broski

[visual bobcat]

i know you’re kidding dw so was i 😂

[eager geyser]

why is this place called "FC Barcelona official" when random Madrid Fans are walking around and harassing people?

[rocky coral]

real

[visual bobcat]

too sappy they don’t have their own official server so they’re like oh why don’t we start some shi

[rocky coral]

no they dont

what about the nsme alex

sure

[visual bobcat]

okay i kinda disagree

no 😭

[rocky coral]

doesnt mean the name maida is a girls name tho

[worldly heart]

WTF

[rocky coral]

thats my point

[worldly heart]

Now I deffo don't want elise

[rocky coral]

im just trying to say rhat maida isnt a girls name

[visual bobcat]

people can have their own opinion let them be

[rocky coral]

well its not really up to me

its up to the parent isnt it

[visual bobcat]

i don’t agree either but u don’t see me acting that way

[jolly karma]

Casey

[rocky coral]

im saying

maida had it as a joke obvs, and the name of the kid is up to the parent

[jolly karma]

Angel, Blake… there’s so many unisex names you can’t even tell their gender tbh🤷

[rocky coral]

fr

[visual bobcat]

yeah but not fkn bruce 😭

[ripe vigil]

Imagine you ask a girl for her number and she says her name is Steve

[rocky coral]

i was trying to prove a point

[ripe vigil]

I would be throwing hands

Ew

No

[visual bobcat]

HAHAHAHA

[ripe vigil]

No

[rocky coral]

ima go with medium for now

[ripe vigil]

It’s that I don’t make friends on a discord server

I make opps

[visual bobcat]

that’s kinda sad ngl

[rocky coral]

tyres

[eager geyser]

whats opps

[rocky coral]

medium tyres

[eager geyser]

oh

[rocky coral]

yes

[visual bobcat]

tyres*

u see why women are smarter than yous

[rocky coral]

real

[visual bobcat]

ngl idek too

[rocky coral]

🧡

[visual bobcat]

about a whole different topic yes

[rocky coral]

PROUD TO BE PAPAYA

no

its a colour

of a team

FORMULA ONE

[worldly heart]

Mate nobody understands her maybe she hit her head or something

[visual bobcat]

how do u just summon out of nowhere

[rocky coral]

formation lap time

[worldly heart]

U miss me that much eh?

[visual bobcat]

who are you?

[rocky coral]

ay wait

why would we

[visual bobcat]

being the troll he is

[rocky coral]

im too busy

[visual bobcat]

wouldn’t put it past him

[rocky coral]

im watching the f1

he didnt win last time

ok

[merry violet]

Ayo

The itch guy has returned

[worldly heart]

OFFICIAL:MBAPPE 🇫🇷 WON'T JOIN RMA 🇪🇦 NEXT SEASON

Ethan Mbappe said no

[elfin lantern]

what

fabrizio already confirmed

[rocky coral]

wait what

[rocky coral]

where did u see that

[ripe vigil]

Fabrizio said ethan mbappe isn’t joining Real Madrid

So he said mbappe won’t join RMA

[shell yoke]

24/25

Rate /10??

What should i change?

[magic knoll]

8

[shell yoke]

what should i change

[magic knoll]

Hmm

Idk

It's good

Maybe v.gyoker?

[shell yoke]

bro hes good

[rigid geyser]

good team

[shell yoke]

do u not know who he is