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[ripe vigil]

Idk if it’s true

[azure fjord]

im pretty sure it is if youve seen the last page of the chapter

[ripe vigil]

Matte moretto

[mighty gazelle]

Gege IS TROLLING. ⚠️

do not fall for it brothers and sisters (or whatever)

[worldly heart]

Who is Gege?

[mighty gazelle]

okay yeah I think you wouldn’t get it

it’s not related to football

[worldly heart]

True

[worldly heart]

Not football = Not important

[mighty gazelle]

hm okay

[ripe vigil]

Bro

[worldly heart]

Girona evolution

[ripe vigil]

Gege can’t do it to us

Like

Sukuna is actually unstoppable

Gojo needs some ahs pull move

[obtuse token]

Show Bayern next

[worldly heart]

I can't

Small club

[obtuse token]

😭

[worldly heart]

Until 1970

[obtuse token]

The worse FCB

[worldly heart]

True

Milan, Bayern and Man United, the big lies

[obtuse token]

Even when you google them Barca comes up 1st I am sure most do not even call Bayern FCB lol

[worldly heart]

Barça's history is greater than those 3 together

[mighty gazelle]

if that one German guy was nice to franz

We wouldn’t have bayern

we would have has 1860 Munich

[ripe vigil]

Is that from the actual manga

Chapter

[obtuse token]

Barca history has changed football history btw the style of play and the players changed this sport

[azure fjord]

YES

[ripe vigil]

Nah no way

[worldly heart]

Yes

[ripe vigil]

I mean I knew gojo was coming back

[azure fjord]

should i delete it

[ripe vigil]

Because the JJ sourcers don’t have a win condition

[ripe vigil]

Yea do

[azure fjord]

ok i did

[worldly heart]

You don't like football?

[jolly karma]

nb watchin mid anime

[azure fjord]

no one watching fr

[ripe vigil]

Icl

I miss todo

Why did they have to chop his hand off

[worldly heart]

Ffpolo

That guy is hella reliable too

Marca lol

This guy man

Marca sucks

Madrid media

[ripe vigil]

Oh yea him as well

[charred oyster]

Thoughts?

Random guy on Twitter made it

Not me

[normal owl]

Put ten hag in bed

[ripe vigil]

Honestly I would put someone in world class

Been in the job for like 12 years at 1 club

Still amazing

Always difficult to play against

[normal owl]

Put atm back on the map tbf..

Madrid started taking them serious

[ripe vigil]

Yea

[unborn jackal]

Explains his dog water knowledge 🔥🔥

[ripe vigil]

He legit said he found it on Twitter

🔥🔥

[charred oyster]

Bro is blind now

😭

[charred oyster]

.

What did I just state

[narrow jackal]

Xavi came to manage us when we were 9th and won us La Liga the next season. Xavi is a good manager and if we give him time he will be world class in a decade

[charred oyster]

U and tiktok knowledge man 😭

[worldly heart]

W

[unborn jackal]

Agreed

[obtuse token]

Your the only idiot here

[charred oyster]

Mate ur like him just calm

😭

Ur blind too

[normal owl]

What’s he on about

[charred oyster]

What did I just state

I just said

It's from Twitter

Are u gay?

De Jong fans bruh

[unborn jackal]

Tf

[charred oyster]

I literally said it's from Twitter

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong meatriders lol

[unborn jackal]

Why hate on De Jong

Just need him to sign the deal

[charred oyster]

Rng yk his wages?

And the money we promised?

[unborn jackal]

Yeah old donkey president gave a stupid deal

[charred oyster]

Yeah.

[unborn jackal]

There is a good renewal offer for him

Hope he signs it

[charred oyster]

U think he would lower his salary after we delayed his salary 😭?

I would like him to as well

[unborn jackal]

De Jong does love Barca he just wants to earn his current contract, even utd were offering more than he was making at Barca

[eager geyser]

Ter Stegen loves the club
He lowered salary in an instant
De Jong left us on read 😭

[unborn jackal]

Well we can’t fully blame him since his contract is short now and it is a contract him and the club agreed on

He wants to earn the money and prob then extend

It is understandable in his position but I wished he renewed

[jolly karma]

cus no clubs want him for that salary bro gotta reduce for reason mate

[worldly heart]

He’s a parasite

If Roberto did the exact same thing you lot would hang him

The most protected player ever

[unborn jackal]

De Jong?

[worldly heart]

Yes

I guarantee you if it was anyone of the Spanish players the fanbase would likely hang them

[unborn jackal]

Atm he is scapegoat of this club

[worldly heart]

He’s for a good reason

He’s actively slowing down our progress

While claiming to love the club

Absolutely disgraceful behaviour

We have to force him out this summer

There’s really no other way

Force him to train with the B team if needed even

[unborn jackal]

Bro why hate on De Jong? He is a phenomenal player at his best. He just wants to stay on a contract the club gave him, I know it is frustrating but from his Pov can u blame him?

[unborn jackal]

This is just not true

[worldly heart]

He is

[unborn jackal]

Don’t make stuff up suddenly since ur mad about his contract

[worldly heart]

His wages are making it impossible to sign players

[royal hamlet]

The main issue I have with this is that he will wait and leave on a free

[worldly heart]

And that too

Plus he adds little to nothing special to the team either

[royal hamlet]

Bad business on Barca s part but he’s not really about helping the club either

[worldly heart]

So overrated and overprotected

He needs to go yes or yes

[unborn jackal]

He is not the type of player to do that he has no reason to run down his contract and leave I think he wants to stay w this contract then sign a new deal

[worldly heart]

I’ve said this since 2022 and I stand by it today

[royal hamlet]

Can’t play properly without a dm

[worldly heart]

Yeah I’ve heard that for years

I’m not falling for it

[unborn jackal]

Rlly?

For FDJ?

[worldly heart]

Yeah I’ve heard the he’s gonna renew bs for 2 years now

[royal hamlet]

He had deals on his table before he turned them down

[worldly heart]

It’s clear what he wants and it’s not the best for our club sadly

Therefore it’s time for the club to start doing something about it

And I hope they go further this time than they did in 2022

[unborn jackal]

Don’t think its been turned down it is still on the table, but maybe some action will be taken this summer for him to sign.

[worldly heart]

This time send him to the stands and make him train with the B team

If he refuses to cooperate

[unborn jackal]

I don’t want to loose him but now thinking about it if he does not sign a pre contract or a new official one we may need to sell

But still love him to much man he is world class at times

[royal hamlet]

I don’t hate him or have anything against him but he doesn’t fit what Barca are trying to do/play

As simple as that

[charred oyster]

U like even Romeu

[hearty plover]

Emiliano Martinez

[royal hamlet]

The issue is that one of our midfielder has to stay back because Christensen can’t pass/play the ball as lone dm

[charred oyster]

He will probably be back to cb

My guess

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong is the most overrated and overprotected player ever

[unborn jackal]

I think his playstyle is perfect we need to pair him with a pivot and we will see the best of him. We saw that with him at the start of the szn before injury and playing w the pivot of Gavi

[royal hamlet]

And frenkie doing that, he rarely progresses with the ball. It’s mostly body feints and stalling

He keeps the ball too much and we lose a tempo

Every play

[worldly heart]

He doesn’t offer anything unique either

[unborn jackal]

We can not doubt his football ability he is more than perfect for this team he needs the DM to support him so he can be more creative

[worldly heart]

Everything that he does can be done by Peri or Gundogan easily

[royal hamlet]

The fact is we played better midfield ball when frenkie and pedri were out injured

[charred oyster]

Can put pedri in his position and
U wouldn't lose that much like I said before

[worldly heart]

In a much more efficient manner too

[worldly heart]

I’ve said that too

For a very long time

It’s even an upgrade

[charred oyster]

And de Jong has high wages like mbappe

[royal hamlet]

And whenever we defend frenkie had a tendency of losing his man/getting sent by a dribbling

[charred oyster]

Like he is mbappe*

[worldly heart]

Pedri is way better at circulating the ball and also at creating than Ding Dong will ever be

[unborn jackal]

He is very good at bringing the ball up and progressing play after breaking the press, he also has incredible passing. Just need him to get a DM so he does not have a defensive responsibility.

[hearty plover]

I said it before already, when they signed Gundogan. That he will be a good replacement of FDJ

[worldly heart]

Progressing play? Yeah by running around with the ball in the middle and releasing the ball 5 seconds too late every single time right?

[jolly karma]

Barca still going easy on him, think twice mate

[royal hamlet]

I can’t defend him not having a defensive responsibility when you have Pedri who’s rarely at full fitness doing tackles as the last man in our box

[worldly heart]

And is still better than the parasite

[jolly karma]

Can “Pedri” handle 90 mins without getting subbed out earlier mate

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong is the least needed player in the squad atm

[unborn jackal]

Last szn he had Busq and Gavi this let him play w more freedom

[royal hamlet]

I would rather 60 good minutes than 90 bad ones

[worldly heart]

With him leaving we could literally bring in multiple players too

[royal hamlet]

That I can agree on

[worldly heart]

Do you want a player who needs a babysitter to thrive tho?

Cuz I don’t

I want players who suit into our system naturally

Ding Dong isn’t one of them

You’ll see the difference once an actual competent pivot comes in

[charred oyster]

I wonder how Xavi will line up this match

Who is removing emojis

😭

[worldly heart]

Hopefully some rotations but still not too many

[unborn jackal]

Bro just watch how he plays when he has that balling winning DM in this Gavi next to him

Damn

[worldly heart]

Cuz it’s still an important game

If we win today we pretty much secure 2nd by 90% chance

[jolly karma]

Sevilla enter the chat

[worldly heart]

We will have it secured before then if we win today most likely

[unborn jackal]

Bro a DM is a crucial part of the game not only FDJ but the whole team benefits from having a top class one

[royal hamlet]

First game with Sevilla was tough. I was in the stadium

We missed so much

So did they

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong doesn’t do anything unique to this team whatsoever

[hearty plover]

Why he isn't playing Araujo

[charred oyster]

Some pain

I heard

[royal hamlet]

Discomfort in right knee

[worldly heart]

Araújo has some pain atm

[jolly karma]

Clean sheet without araujo tells some things eh? …

[unborn jackal]

This period was some of the most I have ever enjoyed football from Barcelona

[worldly heart]

Winning today and at the weekend will secure 2nd place before visiting Sevilla

[royal hamlet]

Even if he was fit I wouldn’t have played him. Maybe he sees it as an opportunity to train harder

[charred oyster]

Should have said recently cause I was too happy when Xavi came said
"Score 4 or y'all dead"

For me

[royal hamlet]

I would’ve dropped Christensen as cb and moved him to midfield if it doesn’t work out

[worldly heart]

I think we can get that back again with a good summer

[charred oyster]

Lazze1 u prolly didn't watch then

Don't worry about it

[worldly heart]

But we need to get the players we need unlike last summer

[jolly karma]

Thinking Nico can change club

💀

[worldly heart]

Not just Nico

[unborn jackal]

Give Xavi his players and let him win the titles

[worldly heart]

A competent pivot is the most crucial profile

[royal hamlet]

Whoever they would transfer it wouldn’t be good enough for you anyway

[worldly heart]

Without that we can’t do anything next season

[hearty plover]

Go sign Kimmich

[royal hamlet]

I for one don’t want kimmich

[jolly karma]

Cook

[royal hamlet]

I would rather zubimendi

[charred oyster]

Same

[worldly heart]

Just give Xavi the players he asks for and then judge him

[royal hamlet]

Or even weiffer

[jolly karma]

Xavi going to waste Barca money

[royal hamlet]

If zubimendi can’t be done

[charred oyster]

(🌕) BREAKING: Agreement reached to renew the contract of Sergi Roberto. It’ll be a simple 1 year deal, with no option to extend for an additional year.
@gbsans
#FCB ✍️🔵🔴✅😭

[unborn jackal]

If we can only sign him as a DM we may as well it is better than not having one at all atp

[worldly heart]

It’s gonna be Zubimendi or Kimmich

[jolly karma]

Thank god we stopped Xavi by getting Alexis Sanchez and ambrat 😂😂😂

[royal hamlet]

Good for depth and he doesn’t take much salary space.

[worldly heart]

Xavi rejected Amrabat lol

[royal hamlet]

I won’t cry about it he’ll be rotational

[worldly heart]

Literally the reason Amrabat wasn’t signed was Xavi

same with Neves too

[royal hamlet]

Also deco needs to go

Asap

Please

[worldly heart]

Deco gets this summer for me

[jolly karma]

Barca sacked Alemany cus of Xavi

[unborn jackal]

One or the other will come

[worldly heart]

If he can’t make anything happening then he should be thrown out with his head first

[charred oyster]

Bruh he wants pepe

:/

[jolly karma]

Cook

[royal hamlet]

Cook

[jolly karma]

Bro want finished Luis Diaz

[worldly heart]

I don’t think there’s anything concrete about that

I don’t think Pepe will actually come

[royal hamlet]

Luis Diaz is too much for a 27yo

[charred oyster]

There is nothing concrete about anything when u talk about transfers
Unless Fabrizio

[unborn jackal]

He is only bad at shooting he is acc a good winger one of the only ones that dribbles at the opposition and not pass back

[worldly heart]

Pepe is only a rumour

Believe me

There are no concrete links to him

Thankfully

[unborn jackal]

A bad rumor to such a random player doubt we sign

[charred oyster]

Like every barca transfer.
But yeah

[royal hamlet]

Cause we need some more players bad at shooting, not like we don’t waste 90% of the chances we get

Cook

[hearty plover]

Is this 3 players isn't good to make at 1st team
Marc casado
Pau prim
Marc bernal

[jolly karma]

Where’s respect for Faye?

[worldly heart]

With Nico there are lots of top sources saying it with Pepe there has been very few reports

[jolly karma]

Where’s respect for victor?

[worldly heart]

And that’s a good thing

[charred oyster]

Same way deco wanted roque and Xavi doesn't wanna play him or y'all think Xavi's fault?

[hearty plover]

As a DM

[worldly heart]

Cuz Roque isn’t ready yet

[royal hamlet]

Too young imo

[unborn jackal]

Did I say I wanted him? I am just saying he is still a good player just struggling in making chances count

[worldly heart]

Xavi kinda explained this situation well

[charred oyster]

Yeah but deco wanted him and signed him

[worldly heart]

Yea for the future

[royal hamlet]

Deco was like fck you watch this

[charred oyster]

Could have kept him at Brazil lol

[royal hamlet]

Could’ve well stayed in Brazil and played consistently

Instead of rotting on the bench

[charred oyster]

Exactly

[jolly karma]

Xavi let that happen

I blame Xavi

[worldly heart]

I’m gonna give Deco this summer to prove himself

If he doesn’t convince then he should get out

[unborn jackal]

Xavi and Deco agreed on him because Lewa was washed 1st half of the szn, then when Roque came in he started to score again lol

[charred oyster]

He still started Lewandowski when guiu was in the bench

[worldly heart]

What else do you expect?

Like come on

[hearty plover]

Guido signing ✅
Cubarsi renewal ✅
Victor signing ✅
Roberto renewal ✅😭

[charred oyster]

Atleast use roque or Marc guiu in some games?

[jolly karma]

What do you expect?

[charred oyster]

Wdym what do u expect?

😭

[jolly karma]

Giui over 40m😂😂😂😂

[worldly heart]

Lewandowski one of the best strikers in recent times or an unproven youngster?

[charred oyster]

If he is missing every game

[royal hamlet]

I can’t remember which game it was when guiu was on for a half and all he did was get a yellow

First half

[worldly heart]

Yeah he’s just not ready for such a role yet

[hearty plover]

Roberto staying?? 😭

[worldly heart]

Unfortunately

[royal hamlet]

Roque scored 2 goals but that wasn’t good enough for him to get more minutes

[unborn jackal]

He played decent last time he started he is just raw talent atm

[jolly karma]

Madrid show class for kroos and modric and we stick w Roberto 😂😂

[royal hamlet]

Could’ve played him with teams lower in the league

[charred oyster]

0 logical reasoning from Xavi
No one should sign
A new player if he aleardy gonna use Lewandowski cause he was the best player recently

Roque was also an unproven guy :/

[jolly karma]

Madrid allow youth to develope

We stuck w Roberto 😂

[unborn jackal]

Roque unproven?

[worldly heart]

Getting Roque in early was a mistake

[royal hamlet]

You say that like Roberto plays every game

[charred oyster]

He is unproven in top league like la liga?

[worldly heart]

In Europe he very much is

[royal hamlet]

That’s a joke

[unborn jackal]

At the time not rlly looking at Lewa form but now yeah

[hearty plover]

Roque >> Guiu

[unborn jackal]

Maybe in Europe yes, but he has shown he can make chances count in La Liga, he scored 2 goals in 2 games then after the red Xavi ignored him lol

[royal hamlet]

Bluetooth red

[unborn jackal]

Fr

[jolly karma]

Guess who manager that got most red carded?

Xavi

[charred oyster]

Marc guiu also has two for us what does that prove bruh.

Both not proven no?

[worldly heart]

Literally

[unborn jackal]

Do you blame him? Xavi has been so damn unlucky with refs and the moment he complains they send him off 😭

[royal hamlet]

Xavi should contain himself better

[jolly karma]

His red card “collapsed” the locker room

[royal hamlet]

No matter how rigged a game can seem

[worldly heart]

He had some cards that have been overly harsh but some of them are plain stupidity on his part

[royal hamlet]

You have to do better

How can u expect Araujo to keep his cool when you behave like an animal on the sideline

[worldly heart]

For example the red he got away to Getafe was just comical

[royal hamlet]

That’s 1 example

[charred oyster]

I can imagine if he was in tuchel's place vs madrid

[unborn jackal]

Did I ever say he was proven? And both him and Marc showed they are at the level of La Liga they need more game time to show that better.

[charred oyster]

💀

[royal hamlet]

Which is why Xavi wanted him loaned

So he can play and learn

[worldly heart]

Well Allegri snapped the other night lol

Have you seen the clip?

[ripe vigil]

@heady shadow thoughts on Lucas robertone

[unborn jackal]

Lmao no way ur putting that red card on Xavi right? 😂 That was a stupid challenge Araujo made and thats it.

[worldly heart]

From Copa Italia where Alegri confronts the ref after getting sent off

[ripe vigil]

Yea he got so angry

[worldly heart]

That was so funny

[ripe vigil]

Bro

[jolly karma]

Xavi had the worst angry temper than all manager

[ripe vigil]

Did you see chiesa managering for like the final 5 minutes

[unborn jackal]

Don’t blame him

[ripe vigil]

@azure fjord said it was at the back of the chapter

But

[royal hamlet]

I’m not putting it on him but think you’re Xavi. You go to Araujo in training and teach him to be composed. And then he sees how you react and get carded

[ripe vigil]

Yea I’m skeptical

[royal hamlet]

It was Araujo s fault 100%

[ripe vigil]

Someone said it was kenjaku

[charred oyster]

Umm
U just said

"Roque unproven?" like two mins ago

[ripe vigil]

Or smth

[azure fjord]

THIS WUD BE MADNESS

[worldly heart]

There are some red cards that Xavi has gotten that have been just pure bs too tho

[royal hamlet]

Yes

But not all

[unborn jackal]

Sure, but before that red card what did Xavi do to make him not composed? We had scored and he was relatively calm

[worldly heart]

Remember Getafe away for example?

That one was actually pathetic

[azure fjord]

imagine the fog clears and its gojo but hes got stiches on his forehead

[ripe vigil]

Realistically it has to be gojo returning

There’s no win condition

Rn

[worldly heart]

It was clearly targeted towards him cuz Bordalás was behaving as bad if not even worse

[azure fjord]

how tf this mf gojo keep comin back

[worldly heart]

Yet only Xavi was sent off

[unborn jackal]

Exactly he is unproven when did I say he was proven?

[royal hamlet]

Back in the day the only issue used to be how many we will score

[ripe vigil]

Yea but I don’t understand gojo power ngl

Is his red blue and purple apart of 6 eyes

Or is that infinity

Yea ik that

Infinity means he basically can’t be touched physically

[normal owl]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ripe vigil]

But it been bypassed by the world slash thingy

From sukuna

[unborn jackal]

Bayern manager from 1940-45 🔥

[ripe vigil]

Yea

[hearty plover]

Leewaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[charred oyster]

Brother i said
Unproven and u replied to
Unproven?

And i brought up Marc guiu?
Cause Xavi didn't start guiu even when Lewandowski was declining?

What are u trying to say be clear 😭

[ripe vigil]

So what is 6 eyes

What does gojo gain from it

Is it enhanced physical attributes

Oh

[charred oyster]

I totally understand everything

Insane

Gojo win

[ripe vigil]

So 6 eyes make him kind of omnipotent?

[normal owl]

He’s restarted

[unborn jackal]

Im so lost what u are saying but I will make it clear since you can’t seem to understand.

Both Marc and Roque show they have the potential to be a proven top striker in La Liga, they are at the level to prove themselves, they just need adequate game time to do so.

[charred oyster]

Yes they are still unproven that's my point

[normal owl]

Roque 😂😂🤣

[worldly heart]

But they aren’t proven

[unborn jackal]

Yes for now

[worldly heart]

Just 2 goals doesn’t make you a proven player especially as a striker

[ripe vigil]

Guys

[charred oyster]

This guy is killing me

[ripe vigil]

This debate doesn’t make sense

[normal owl]

Fr man

[worldly heart]

The point is neither Guiu or Roque are proven players as of right now

[normal owl]

RNG champ is funny

Guy makes no sense

[unborn jackal]

All I said is they both have potential to be a proven striker

[ripe vigil]

Nah I think he was the strongest but Sukuna didn’t honour the 1v1

[unborn jackal]

Why r u so slow

[worldly heart]

Nobody is denying that tho

[jolly karma]

Any clubs would favors roque over giui and ferran

[unborn jackal]

Cool

[ripe vigil]

He summoned mahoraga

[charred oyster]

Rng u could take Anyone who scored two goals
And say that they could prove and nobody saying they can't prove it.

[ripe vigil]

Woahhhh

Bars

[charred oyster]

Not this guy again

[obtuse token]

Marc should be loaned and Roque needs to stay at Barca and play more

[charred oyster]

Nvm

He isn't on my d* now

[worldly heart]

Your avi needs to go still

[ripe vigil]

Execute de jong

[obtuse token]

lol let him sign the new deal calma

[obtuse token]

Ayo wha 💀

[worldly heart]

I’ve heard this now for 2 years

Still hasn’t happened

When is the time to accept that your idol is a parasite?

[jolly karma]

Araujo is ignoring contract renewal mate

[ripe vigil]

De jong is running down the contract

[charred oyster]

U want us to be scammed and he is ignoring the deal.

[obtuse token]

Well contract almost expired let’s see what happens this summer

[worldly heart]

He’ll be sold if he doesn’t renew too

[jolly karma]

Nah Barca would let him leave for free they’re so blind by araujo and fdj

Both cause drama

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong is the biggest parasite in Barcelona

And there’s no competition

[obtuse token]

Why u mad at him lol apart from his contract he is a top player

[jolly karma]

If you love club, u will take pay cut

☠️

[hearty plover]

Gavi Guido Pedri

[worldly heart]

A top player who can’t even release the ball at the right time?

[hearty plover]

Gundo Guido Fermin

[worldly heart]

I bet

[charred oyster]

@worldly heart u really gotta explain it to every single one 😭

[obtuse token]

Hmm yeah, hope he stays tho

[worldly heart]

I’ve done it for 2 years

I’m used to it by now

Dw

[charred oyster]

It's like new ones appear every minute

And ask why

[obtuse token]

Guido is acc good our fans are being disrespectful to compare him to Romeu

[jolly karma]

Yea WC winner

[charred oyster]

Romeu was also good btw but ok

[normal owl]

Lmaooo

Cook that fraud

[royal hamlet]

Gundogan has been arguably our best midfielder with Fermin right behind him

[worldly heart]

We spammed this in 2022

[obtuse token]

This is wild 💀💀

[royal hamlet]

This season

[worldly heart]

During his exit saga

All of the people who wanted him out

Lmao

[obtuse token]

And copa america winner to

W player for free

[normal owl]

Bros career is literally dribbling past a 50 year old modric

[ripe vigil]

Guido is a great free signing

Would be good in the dressing room

[obtuse token]

Ye

[hearty plover]

N'ga fnk that jong

[ripe vigil]

Which is very important

[charred oyster]

No one should disrespect gundogan

[ripe vigil]

Gundogan is honestly the player of the season for me

[royal hamlet]

Is he a fashion stylist or what

[ripe vigil]

Yea he is

[royal hamlet]

Nice

[obtuse token]

Gundo player of the szn

[royal hamlet]

Yes

[worldly heart]

Another classic

[ripe vigil]

Gundogan and yamal are there

[royal hamlet]

Most chances created in our squad

[obtuse token]

🔥

[normal owl]

Have some shame

[royal hamlet]

21 body feints per ball received

[obtuse token]

Bro sthu as long as he signs the contract we will be fine

[ripe vigil]

Bro sell fdj

We don’t need him

[ripe vigil]

He’s so defensively weak

[charred oyster]

De Jong better show me something next season or Else I am losing it

[ripe vigil]

Gavi - dm - gundogan is a good trio

[obtuse token]

Unless he signs new deal if not then ig no other option

[ripe vigil]

No space for fdj

[normal owl]

He should’ve joined us when we made the offer

[ripe vigil]

Erm

[charred oyster]

Give de Jong to arsenal

[ripe vigil]

Yea

[worldly heart]

The fact that you guys still protect Ding Dong when he’s behaving the exact same way as Dembunda was is alarming

[ripe vigil]

For our sake

[obtuse token]

Lololol urinated 😭😭

[worldly heart]

He’s only here for the money

[charred oyster]

Yeah no he would become worse

I rather not

[worldly heart]

He doesn’t give a f*ck about the club or it’s interests

[normal owl]

Ur fanbase want him out pal

27 and washed

[worldly heart]

W

[charred oyster]

We do but not to United

[obtuse token]

He rejected ur club about 50 times have some shame

[charred oyster]

He would just get worse

[ripe vigil]

LCM - Fermin and gavi
DM - starting dm and Guido
RCM - gundogan and pedri

No space for fdj

[normal owl]

He regrets that decision

[obtuse token]

Sure lmfao 😭

[normal owl]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nah

Im dead

[obtuse token]

Pair him with a DM and we win la liga again

Like last szn

[normal owl]

Circle merchant

[obtuse token]

He would be perfect with Antony 🔥🔥🔥

[worldly heart]

Ding Dong vs Gavi in workrate is another great one

[charred oyster]

Bro next season if he doesn't show anything
I am going to start a fdj hate server

[ripe vigil]

No way a Yugioh reference 😭

[charred oyster]

Joke but

Yas

[obtuse token]

Raphinha and Gavi have the best work rate in the club

No question

[hearty plover]

De Jong to United 🚨🚨

[charred oyster]

I was about to say that

[charred oyster]

To Arsenal*

[charred oyster]

Crazy

[worldly heart]

And people still defend this

It’s absolutely shocking

[obtuse token]

2019- till Xavi was a terrible team it needed a huge rebuild to win La Liga.

[normal owl]

0 shame

[ripe vigil]

Sell FDJ and bring in adam@wharton

[split forum]

💀

Barca fans are either overexcited

Or depressed

[obtuse token]

Just like united

[worldly heart]

That page is a troll page

[charred oyster]

@worldly heart I love how they follow Twitter pages and call barcalona fans dumb 💀

[normal owl]

Utd lives in ur head judt like ur idol 😂😂😂

[worldly heart]

They post all kinds of clickbait stuff

[obtuse token]

Bro Guido got injured just now for Betis and subbed off

Gah damn

[split forum]

De jong?

[worldly heart]

Yeah some of these pages only do it for interactions

[charred oyster]

Umm u posted about barcalona so he spoke about UTD isn't that normal?

[royal hamlet]

Welcome to the internet

[charred oyster]

But ok

[royal hamlet]

Everything is reactional

[normal owl]

Genuinely when was the last time ding dong had a 10/10 game?

[obtuse token]

Guido defending stats

[hearty plover]

Barcelona should sign Walker instead of Cancelo

[ripe vigil]

Aerial duels not bad

[normal owl]

LOL FOTMOB MERCHANT

[worldly heart]

Still better than this

[charred oyster]

@normal owl what happened to the

"He is tweeting for likes mate ur falling for it"
🤓

[split forum]

But but ding dong fan girls called him better than a certain german Midfielder 😭

[obtuse token]

? Im showing stat percentages and numbers?

[royal hamlet]

Cause he turned u down is ding dong but if he didn’t we would’ve been shameless

Got it

[worldly heart]

They call him better than Bernardo Silva

They are so sick

[normal owl]

He isn’t tho

[split forum]

They are idiots

[worldly heart]

I remember having this debate a lot back in 2022

[charred oyster]

He 🥷 is 🥷

[worldly heart]

When I wanted Ding Dong out to get Bernardo

These fangirls were just unbelievably stupid to say the least

[obtuse token]

Zubi 🔥🔥

[hearty plover]

Ajax curse 💀

[charred oyster]

Ten hag curse

[worldly heart]

Also not better than this

[royal hamlet]

Squad out yet

Or no

[charred oyster]

Prolly not

[worldly heart]

In 30 or so

[obtuse token]

Not even trying to defend him man just showing stats of DMs

[worldly heart]

Zubimendi >> Ding Dong

[obtuse token]

Why are u on my dik bruh 😭

Go hate on him not me

[normal owl]

Never buy dutch players

Frauds

[hearty plover]

*french

[charred oyster]

They are actually good 🤡

[obtuse token]

😭

[hearty plover]

Go trust them, giving all our clubs money 🤡

[split forum]

Bro why aren't a PSG supporter

[normal owl]

Lmao u guys actually bullied him

[split forum]

Who

[normal owl]

Man changed his pfp

[worldly heart]

LOL

[obtuse token]

Just get him a DM man he will be so good and make him sign new deal

[charred oyster]

NAHH

HE DIDN'T

[normal owl]

🤣🤣

[obtuse token]

Yes these guys on my dik bro

[charred oyster]

Kounde

🗿

[normal owl]

Ur idolo just stinks 😭😭😭🙏🙏

[split forum]

If eth stays then de jong to UTD is inevitable

[obtuse token]

And u still want him at united?

After all ur hate lol

[normal owl]

Not anymore we have moved on

[harsh gate]

why are y'all hating on de Jong

[worldly heart]

He’d fit better at United than at Barça

[normal owl]

Hes ass

[obtuse token]

When he signs new deal these guys will stop barking lol

[normal owl]

No but he wants us

[worldly heart]

They play the kind of system where he thrives we don’t

Barça never played that system and I don’t think we’ll ever do either

[obtuse token]

Lmfoao rejected ur dog club bout 20 times told that to Ten Hag to so shameless 😭😭

[normal owl]

Disadvantage barca

[harsh gate]

if we sell de Jong we need to bring in someone else

who would that be

[obtuse token]

Yess

[hearty plover]

Money hungers: Barcola, mbapi, Coman, demblele, tchouameni, nkunku

[worldly heart]

We won’t after he sends us out of the UCL next year by walking in the centre instead of defending

[normal owl]

His career achievement that 🥶🥶🥶

[harsh gate]

we need someone with experience

Garcia won't be good enough at the start probably

[split forum]

🚨| NEW: Football teams can now face DEFEAT as punishment for racism, under a new proposal by FIFA to be voted on at tomorrow's Congress in Bangkok.

[@mundodeportivo

[hearty plover]

Aleix Garcia is secondary DM, can play as a CM instead

[obtuse token]

Bigger than anything urinated has done in the last 5 yrs

[worldly heart]

The Alavés man is back

[harsh gate]

Old Trafford is falling apart🗣️

[normal owl]

Adam Wharton>>>

[hearty plover]

Yangel hereira is a pivot

[pure creek]

great player but hes gonna leave for 60m

[worldly heart]

💀

He’s not

He plays way too high up the pitch to be a pivot in our system

Lol

[harsh gate]

Give us rodri 😉

[split forum]

Are u a season ticket holder

[normal owl]

Nope

[worldly heart]

Bernal in a few years

[split forum]

Oh

[worldly heart]

That’s all I’m gonna say

[normal owl]

I just go to big games

[split forum]

Cool

Will u be at the derby

Fa cup

[hard sedge]

Valencia gonna get cooked

[harsh gate]

Roque hat-trick 😉

if he even plays

[hearty plover]

💀

Portu plays in that role

[true ferry]

Another masterclass is loading tonight

[normal owl]

Unfortunately no

We are getting cooked anyways

Cba to waste money

[obtuse token]

So much aura man

[true ferry]

Fr 🥶

And he is just 16

[obtuse token]

This to

[worldly heart]

Watch football not sofascore my guy

[obtuse token]

Most kids on this discord r older than him

[obtuse token]

You do neither 😭

[true ferry]

😭

[normal owl]

His hair is cooked

He needs to change it

[true ferry]

That's fotmob ig lol

[charred oyster]

AMI TRIPPING?

[hearty plover]

Doesn't know how Girona plays. Go to Saudi man 😭

[charred oyster]

NO CANCELO?

[true ferry]

Can we get rid of these efootball animations 😭

[charred oyster]

NO CANCELO?

[true ferry]

Fort

[charred oyster]

HOLY

[normal owl]

Cancelo might end up in saudi soon

[pure creek]

i genuinely hate that 😭

[worldly heart]

They play in Marcelino’s pocket since Tuesday g

[charred oyster]

I am trying to find fan art people who do it fast 😭

[obtuse token]

Unless we partner with ea we stuck w this

[normal owl]

Barca should look into Youssouf Fofana

Great midfielder

25 m

[obtuse token]

United should look into Ferran 100m

[true ferry]

It is what it is man. Also I don't like how they write the names according to their jersey number

It should be according to the formation

[hearty plover]

*child labour

[pure creek]

2 starts within 4 days

its getting ridiculous now

[obtuse token]

He has played 50 games for Barca and he is 16, bro does Xavi not like to rest players? 💀💀

[pure creek]

xavier doesnt want to bottle against almeria

[obtuse token]

😭😭

[pure creek]

lamine is our best player afterall

i mean difference maker in frontline

[obtuse token]

I hope he is fit for Euros

[charred oyster]

People are saying fermin false 9 am I reading this write?

[obtuse token]

False 9 tf

[pure creek]

nah lewy plays no?

yeah its probably that way

[worldly heart]

Fermín definetly the highest midfielder

No doubts

[charred oyster]

Fermin playing cam?

I gotta see how he lined up

[pure creek]

high rcm

[charred oyster]

Oh

They confused me bruh

Mfs saying cam and false 9 shi*

Atleast pedri starts

[obtuse token]

He plays am CM/CAM

[pure creek]

lb probably

[obtuse token]

Think he plays Lw to

[worldly heart]

Fort LB

[obtuse token]

He has always been RB

[worldly heart]

Koundé RB

[pure creek]

unless xavier wanted to try something new with inigo LB WCB

havent seen one yet but that was his usual role back in barca atletic

even in NT

[charred oyster]

😯

[obtuse token]

Ferran Lewa Yamal

Pedri Roberto Fermin

Fort Inigo Cubarsi Kounde

          Ter stegen

[pure creek]

maybe youre right but i cant recall which match was it

sounds familiar

[obtuse token]

We are winning 2-0 Ferran and Fermin score

[pure creek]

at least we are seeing cubarsi CCB today @minor lance

[worldly heart]

Just don’t drop points

[pure creek]

enjoy real buildup cheatcode

not some carrying bs

[obtuse token]

Roberto vs Almeria last time 🔥

[pure creek]

araujo donkey pass gonna expose him more from that angle but yeah, cubarsi strength gets maximised if he's being the CCB

just one simple change just like how enrique limits araujo options will destroy us even more

he wont be able to hoof properly

[hearty plover]

He wasn't able to play left foot passes and tackles

[charred oyster]

Lmao

[ripe vigil]

No

[pure creek]

araujo is very error prone unfortunately, but he always back that up with his pure talent

he needed a proper coach to develop his general play

such a waste unpolished talent

i dont really trust him at LCB for long term tho

[ripe vigil]

Him at LCB would be like Maguire playing in a high line with Jonny evans

[pure creek]

maguire can pass

[ripe vigil]

Ronaldo 😭😭

[worldly heart]

Araújo has gotten better with his feet but he’s still not good enough for Barça at playing it out

There’s some work to do there still

[ripe vigil]

Have you guys just hear a player name and you thinking if they even existed or not

[pure creek]

signs of meh mental profile

[worldly heart]

Araújo did make some good statements after the Girona game which gives me some hope with him

I just wish he could admit his own mistakes earlier

Cuz he has a tendency to blame others such as the referee for his own mistakes

He needs to take accountability and learn

[pure creek]

.

[worldly heart]

Agreed

[pure creek]

araujo is not a captain material for an ideal barca

[pure creek]

'ideal barca' tho, we have MATS and roberto as one rn

ramon planes, please do us some favour

take the german wall to saudi with you

xavi has no excuse to make post acl gavi a roadrunner now

he is developing his verratti arc now

yeah i personally wants him to develop a deeper role

i used to compare him to bellingham (pre-madrid) just because how valuable he is in all phases

jude is turned into more attacking role now

both are like a blank canvas

he might turn into a gundogan, or maybe a verratti, excited to see whats hes gonna develop into

but earlier in this season but gavi actually took over fdj's role

im so convinced he'd do great in deeper role

and i think thats probably the best development that he could make

[surreal talon]

gavi with acl is better than a fit de jong

is wieffer a controller

[pure creek]

nope

[surreal talon]

or onyeidka or wharton

[pure creek]

wieffer is ball winner

[surreal talon]

ah okay

[pure creek]

wharton maybe? more like an all rounder

[surreal talon]

seems js gotta use our academy

[pure creek]

not a strict controller

[ripe vigil]

Bro wharton is soooo good

I would love him here

[pure creek]

his stocks went too high now

palace wants 60m for him

[ripe vigil]

Ik

60mil is fair

They got him in jan

And he been amazing

[pure creek]

yeah crazy, got him from championship then within a season they tripled his value

sometimes scouting is so easy, u simply just get the best player from lower division

almost 0 risk investment

[ripe vigil]

Championship is sooo underrated

[pure creek]

(🌕) BREAKING: Xavi's continuity is no longer 100% guaranteed, the coming days will be very decisive. This is the situation at the moment.
@Benayadachraf
#FCB 💥🚨🚨

lmao

one normal day in barca i beg

[ripe vigil]

Loooo

And who will we get

No way we will get rafa

[pure creek]

rafa the goat marquez

[ripe vigil]

@pure creek who’s the best championship youngsters you think we should get

If there’s any

[pure creek]

uh i rarely tune in into their league

maybe jobe bellingham for the lul

[ripe vigil]

Yea I heard he been good for Sunderland

[pure creek]

dortmund is going for him tho

time to print money again

[ripe vigil]

Fr

I want us to get asprilla Tbf

So creative

Will unlock raphinha deep runs

[surreal talon]

wtf english tax goes mad

[surreal talon]

never heard of him

[ripe vigil]

Watford RW/AM

[pure creek]

havent really seen his matches tho

[surreal talon]

what position and team he plays for

ah okay

i want sugawara or cardona

[ripe vigil]

Yea

Very attacking sugawara is

[ripe vigil]

Watch some highlights you will see what I mean when I said he will unlock our runs

[surreal talon]

fcks same wharton joined spurs in my fm24 save

sake*

[ripe vigil]

😭

[pure creek]

ill give it a look later

[normal owl]

Simone ball 🔥🔥🙏🙏

😭

[ripe vigil]

Yoooooo

😭😭😭

[pure creek]

wtf 😭

[heady shadow]

Didnt know blud existed

[ripe vigil]

Oh 😭

Plays for almeria

[worldly heart]

Lol don't think I've had that score line

Maybe 7

[pure creek]

@minor lance

one phone call away from hijacking

[iron sinew]

Mhm okay @normal owl

"The fans never leave"

[fierce delta]

yea

[wary shoal]

All goals today. Fermin masterclass

[wet depot]

Guys hows roque playing??

[surreal stream]

@tame basin

@tame basin

[severe night]

Nice PFP idea

[surreal stream]

See 😭🙏

[tame basin]

I’m telling you that it’s not true!
If there is any kind of reports then the club will make an official statement until then please don’t spread false information
Thank you 🙏

[worldly heart]

Own

[surreal stream]

Okie how about players transfer?

[normal owl]

Why’s ur font so big 💀💀

[surreal stream]

Bad eyes

[ripe vigil]

Maybe if you stopped yapping

Just maybe

(Joking)

[surreal stream]

Me ?

[eager geyser]

This is very interesting
Personally I‘d put Pep and Xavi up by one each, Arteta and Nagelsmann 2

[ripe vigil]

How is pep not considered the goat

[normal owl]

Unlimited funds

[ripe vigil]

?

Okay

But it’s not like he signed world class players only

[heady shadow]

Arda guler is ofc not going to do something like lamine yamal arda guler is the next bernardo silva and yamal is the next di maria

[heady shadow]

@pure creek Bruno Zapelli new Pirlo???

But instead of a 6 hes more of a 8

This mans pausa is insane

Pedri levels

[heady shadow]

@ripe vigil @charred oyster

You guys arent ready for Hector Fort in a double pivot

[mighty gazelle]

world ain’t ready for lamine false 9

[charred oyster]

Well it's prolly gonna be like how he used triple pivot with cancelo in the start

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112324132890214430/1237191640314019933/IMG_20240507_052730.jpg?ex=6647ef00&is=66469d80&hm=fb0daa3b93a25429acccc6f53c741e88ab44ab782c8ff0b9470ded4ae9c80556&

But Xavi lost all defensive structure

It was good before now its like it doesn't even exist

[heady shadow]

Xavi gave up on the pivot idea

He doesnt play christensen there or anybody in the 6

Also Honestly keep forgetting that Fermin benefits from a system that uses 8s as runners

Instead of the wingers

[wind marlin]

VP Yuste's reply of good night when asked about xavi's 100% continuity did not help and xavi was just telling the truth about the economic situation 🤦‍♀️

[pure creek]

🚨 FULL CONTEXT: Xavi’s words from yesterday, which has caused huge anger within President Laporta and a few board members:

“We are going to try to compete (with Madrid). The situation is difficult economically that has nothing to do with what used to happen 25 years ago, when the coach came and said 'I love this one, this one and this one'. It doesn't work like that anymore. I understand what’s happening and that's how we're going to manage”

“Right now, we are not in the same conditions as other clubs with better fair play. The fans should know. But this doesn't mean that we won’t try to achieve our goals”

#FCB 🔵🔴

@minor lance coolers told me we are going back 1:1 next window 🥴

[wind marlin]

new nike deal is not official yet, that's why

[pure creek]

manifesting

[pure creek]

@heady shadow #💬︱chat message

maybe i did some mistake there

he is actually closer to trent than cancelo

his final ball quality is too good

i wonder what the club gonna do with him, reprofile him totally? and start making him a fulltime offensive minded fullback

[ripe vigil]

Leave fort alone 😭😭

[pure creek]

(🌕) BREAKING: Xavi is NOT going to continue at Barcelona.
@ferrancorreas

@rac1
#FCB 🔴🔴🚨🚨🚨

[wind marlin]

really firing him because of his statement of the economic situation

[pure creek]

🚨 According to @jordibaste, Joan Laporta has made the decision that Xavi Hernández will not be Barça's coach next season.

tjuanmarti reposted it too 😭

woohoo 🎪🎪🎪🎪🎪

[charred oyster]

Who will be our manager then?

I want Xavi gone

But who

Hey atleast defensive structure is back

Except he is worse at everything else

[pure creek]

lol definitely not

[charred oyster]

I am 100 percent sure it would be better than Xavi's

But I didn't watch that many games so I don't know

Tbh would he even leave 🤔

Xavi

[pure creek]

i havent seen rafa outperforming the top 6 teams in segunda B with barca atletic

[charred oyster]

Well how can I tell u then? 😐

[pure creek]

lmfao

[charred oyster]

Quoted

Bruh

[pure creek]

conceicao portugese connection 😍

[charred oyster]

Portuguese merchant

[pure creek]

just like what barca needed

[charred oyster]

@pure creek @minor lance

🚨 | Three of the biggest outlets in Catalonia viz
@sport
@mundodeportivo
and
@rac1
now report that XAVI will 𝐍𝐎𝐓 continue at Barcelona next season!!!

[pure creek]

its ok, rafael leao will change that 🔜

[hard sedge]

Figo at the time before going to Real Madrid

When he went to Real Madrid, but before that he was good for us

Lineker

[pure creek]

one last chance for redemption, mister deco @minor lance

[mighty gazelle]

mister deco, thiago motta

[normal owl]

Managed to catch a few Adam Wharton games and if Barca want Pedri to flourish they should get him.

As far as midfielders in the PL go, only a few are better than him at playing through the lines. Lovely variety on the ball, whether he's lifting it in the final third or circulating it in front of the defence.

He's more than capable of controlling the ball in tight spaces. For such a young lad, he's a powerful runner with a really nice composure in deeper phases of play.

Would be the perfect project player to play in a double-pivot or as a free 8, his two-footedness and ability to work at both ends of the pitch makes him a ridiculously versatile player.

As far as weaknesses go, there aren't many. But his duel-winning capacity and the way he approaches his duels can be improved, he's eager to get stuck in and often looks to turn the ball over high.

£60M price tag.

[pure creek]

@minor lance
🚨 Thomas Tuchel: "This is my last press conference at Säbener Straße. There were talks, but we didn't reach an agreement, so the decision of February still stands"

funniest thing that could happen

two way swap

[stoic aspen]

Xavi 😭😭😭

[normal owl]

They are getting ten hag

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1228260181813628980/1240965063494467675/image-8.png?ex=66487a47&is=664728c7&hm=96380d0c3512e4ea5906072e625eb1b3585704f688ced6e476f8f74c258a99ee&

LMAFO

@normal owl @pure creek

[pure creek]

nahhhhh

[normal owl]

Click bait

Lol

[pure creek]

we are so back

🖋️ 🔥

[low fog]

Man that's the funniest thing I have seen as Barca fan

[ripe vigil]

Ten hag to Barcelona 😭😭😭

[mighty gazelle]

the thing is, mbappe’s signing bonus alone is bigger than 179m
Vini, camavinga were talents they bet on
rudiger was on a free after that UCL with chelsea
only bellendham had big bucks behind him

[fast shore]

Still

They would have paid like 300 for mbaapr 2 year back

And now it's half

We would have got lewa for free this summer

But we bought for 50 mil 35 year old

[mighty gazelle]

tbf kounde is one of the best defenders itw right now, raphi is top 5 winger, lewa has massive commercial value

only the shark has flopped

[fast shore]

Hey chat 😭😭

"kounde is one of best defenders itw"

Raph is top 5 since when.??

[mighty gazelle]

you’re still hanging on to his January form?

[ripe vigil]

Raph is top 10 but top 5 seems abit of a stretch

[mighty gazelle]

kounde locked up vini in the santi’s basement

[ripe vigil]

You can argue about it tho

[mighty gazelle]

no other RW has as many GA as the man

[ripe vigil]

G/a isn’t there only metric mate

[mighty gazelle]

as a winger GA is the main metric but not all of it

and on GA raph is one of the best

[ripe vigil]

Not really but ok

[mighty gazelle]

even if he doesn’t dribble his defensive contributions and GA make him top 5 imo

[fast shore]

Defended 90 mins vini got 2 mins and he scored a goal and assisted

[royal hamlet]

“Come outside lil bro, you’re cooked - Laporta”

[fast shore]

Understand the meaning

[hard sedge]

We're doing tiki taka with decisions

[fast shore]

I have always talked about nepotism in the club and here we go

[mighty gazelle]

I’m gonna be real with you I’d rather barca’s board meetings be laporta’s family dinner than font selling lamine for 20M

[fast shore]

No one selling lamine fot 20 mil Lil bro😂😭

[tough escarp]

Is this Barca best team ever?

[royal hamlet]

No

Braithwaite for depay

[mighty gazelle]

as a matter of fact, Victor Font will.

just see his manifesto

[slow remnant]

Goated Midfield