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[ripe vigil]

Can you actually leave the server

Very annoying

[worldly heart]

This guy is very annoying

[smoky lodge]

Are you happy with what the team did this season? serious?

Kessie leave

[ripe vigil]

I’m not

[smoky lodge]

Inigo and Romeu come

[ripe vigil]

But we have to get 2nd place for the Spanish supercup

[worldly heart]

We have second secured now?

[ripe vigil]

That’s the main goal rn after a horrendous season

[worldly heart]

Or no

[ripe vigil]

No

Not 100%

[worldly heart]

We need to keep winning

[ripe vigil]

We would have it secured if we win next game and if girona lose next game

[ripe vigil]

Kessie wasn’t good bro

[worldly heart]

Hopefully Girona slips up one more time at least

They have tougher games than us left

[smoky lodge]

I'm just praying for the team to improve without needing xavi sht

[smoky lodge]

Lol

Ok

[ripe vigil]

He really wasn’t

He had 1 good moment

Which was against RMA

[smoky lodge]

He is a deffense

And without

Look that

4x2 girona 2x

[ripe vigil]

He’s not a defensive mid

[smoky lodge]

4x1 real madrid

[smoky lodge]

but he was the balance of team

[ripe vigil]

He wasn’t

Wdh

It was Busquet

[worldly heart]

Busquets was

Lmao

That’s who we really miss

[smoky lodge]

He is a second cdm

[worldly heart]

But I guarantee you were one of these idiots who were screaming Busi out last year

[ripe vigil]

“Kessie was the balance of the team” when he started 7 matches

[ripe vigil]

I wanted Busquet out if we got in someone suitable

Imo that’s fair

[worldly heart]

I wanted Busi to stay

[ripe vigil]

I wouldn’t mind that as well ngl

[worldly heart]

Cuz I knew what would happen if he left

[worldly heart]

Lol

[ripe vigil]

He wasn’t

[worldly heart]

I wanted him to stay for 1 more year

[ripe vigil]

Garcia was basically our 2nd dm

[ripe vigil]

1 more year would of been good

[dark mica]

🤷

Green

[merry violet]

lol included 2 free agents to fit the agenda

[unborn jackal]

This is something below underrated man no one is saying anything

[merry violet]

damn

[worldly heart]

This guy loves Barça that's why I defend him and feel so bad for him. He wanted to have his chance like any others. If he doesn't have patience that's because he was hyped his expectations were indeed too high.
We signed him not to treat him this way, He had the opportunity to join many other clubs but he CHOSE Barça this is actually so sad.

@worldly heart

[charred oyster]

Oof

[ripe vigil]

🚨 Xavi: "Vitor Roque was in doubt today until the last minute because yesterday he suffered a very strong blow to his ankle, he didn’t even warm up. About his future, it will be seen at the end of the season, I don't have to talk now” #Transfers 🇧🇷

So

[charred oyster]

Xavi gay

[ripe vigil]

Idk

[charred oyster]

U sure???

🤔

[worldly heart]

I mean if he did have a blow to his ankle then it’s understandable

#WeStandTogetherWithRoque

I also don’t think a decision has been taken yet

Which has been confirmed by both Xavi and Deco in interviews

[charred oyster]

Purist football is back

@heady shadow

He is making a video as well

🫡

[ripe vigil]

I mean there’s no reason to not believe it

This was the perfect game to play roque

So

[worldly heart]

He may have had a blow to his ankle

[rustic frigate]

👀

[worldly heart]

👨‍🍳

[sharp cave]

Visca Barca

[sharp cave]

He's cooking fr

[charred oyster]

😭

[sharp cave]

xavi's making a big mistake

[rustic frigate]

Yes, how is it possible that he doesn't give Oriol Rumeu more minutes?

[worldly heart]

The Lamine influence

[eager geyser]

We also signed him 6 months earlier just to bench him
30 millions is equivalent to qualifying and winning 4 Supercups which makes it even more stupid

[eager geyser]

How’s it possible that Romeu gets more playtime than Roque

[charred oyster]

Nah man 😭

[unborn jackal]

Ter stegen has so much aura

[charred oyster]

I shall just stick to normal edits for now 😭

Best CDM

Noticed even more difference when he left

[unborn jackal]

I miss him 😔

[charred oyster]

Busquets our manager in 2027 and we win the ucl mark my words

[heady shadow]

He really hasnt though

[smoky lodge]

Official! She dont love you more

[unborn jackal]

Tf u mean he hasn’t? Roque played like 500 mins, Romeu has played almost 1000

[heady shadow]

Romeus played more than 1000 but still Romeu was before Roque and got lots of game time before Roque came. Since december rarely has played tbh

[unborn jackal]

Yes but even then he has gotten to play in Ucl knockouts and gets starts and some game time here and there

Roque barley plays

Anyways W lewa edit

[heady shadow]

Probably because Roque wasnt even there in the knockouts 🙄

[unborn jackal]

Yeah he was?

I meant ro16

[heady shadow]

Blud barely played in the ro16

[unborn jackal]

Nah he was in ucl Bench

[unborn jackal]

Did he even play?💀

[heady shadow]

Against napoli

[unborn jackal]

I meant Roque

I remember Romeu giving Kvara the ball vs Napoli to score

He was a disaster and he played about 5 mins lmao

[heady shadow]

Kvara didnt score and it wasnt totally Romeus fault but Roque didnt need to play in the ro16

[charred oyster]

@heady shadow honest thoughts on pedri vs socided?

[heady shadow]

Didnt watch the game

Im studying for my ap test in 2 days

Im cooked

[charred oyster]

😭

[pure creek]

whats an advanced playmaker test

[heady shadow]

The history of ozil

[pure creek]

just write #mid and you pass the test

[elfin lantern]

Very good he was and helped maintain possession, we missed him vs girona

[unborn jackal]

Lol I meant he gave a chance to score, Romeu dead ass just gave to Kvara

Get Jhonny Sins out of my club asap

We upgrading

[heady shadow]

Advanced placement world history

[heady shadow]

He was passing it to somebody it got intercepted

Not really that hard to understand lol

[worldly heart]

"bring me thanos" ahh entrance

[zenith rune]

El Capitano

[zenith rune]

what app to do u use for editing? I used to use Film Maker

[humble plank]

Heartbreaking 💔💔

[eager geyser]

treat the players who are loving the club like this and you get the bill 🤷‍♂️

[humble plank]

And a day will come when he will score 3 goals against us

[eager geyser]

by all the love I have for the Club
pump 3 Hattricks in Xavis ass so he can finally leave my Club and take Lewanfraudski with him

[dark mica]

🚨🎙️| Xavi: “Vitor Roque? At Barça, there is competition. He’s a young footballer and he needs to improve to compete against high level footballers.”

🎙️| Xavi: “Vitor was in doubt until the last minute because yesterday he suffered a very strong blow to his ankle…”.

🎙️| Xavi: “About his future, it will be seen at the end of the season. I don’t ...

[merry violet]

He hasn’t confirmed that he will stay

So some of the reports are actually true

[eager geyser]

“Vitor Roque? At Barça, there is competition"
The competition: a grandpa who ghosts in big games

[dark mica]

Yea

That's from post match interview

[dark mica]

😭

[merry violet]

Apparently lewandowski is angry

Why tf is he angry

He didn’t start so much even at bayern when he was at his prime

[pure creek]

I will love it and I think I deserve it

[royal hamlet]

If he was fast he could’ve been furious

[dark mica]

𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐙𝐔𝐁𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀

Són els porters que més vegades han vestit la samarreta del Barça, amb 410 partits cadascun, per darrere de Víctor Valdés, que va disputar 535 partits.

[visual bobcat]

😭

[pure creek]

please piss him off

and force leaving the club

[merry violet]

Then we say why don’t our players shoot

Raphinha legit has the best long shooting ability in the squad

[royal hamlet]

It’s really not that deep

Just a joke

• there were at least 3 open plays that required a last pass yesterday which never came

[errant atlas]

WE

[worldly heart]

💀

[worldly heart]

🤓

[harsh island]

Lamine yamal
10

[merry violet]

The amount of nutmegs we have done in this game

The dribbling was on point

[smoky lodge]

what happened to riquelme at barcelona in 2002 happened to vitor roque Van Gaal and Xavi don't like South Americans and Van Gaal regretted it when Messi put the Netherlands in his pocket

[worldly heart]

Xavi is not anti South Americans he just doesn’t rate Roque

If he was anti South Americans then Raphinha would never have been signed neither would be be going for Guido either

[unborn jackal]

Nah thats not true

Xavi wants players that already have the basics and skills and just need to develop

Roque still has to learn about the style and other areas, but Xavi seems to not want to help Roque learn that

[worldly heart]

he doesn’t like young players that aren’t spanish imo

[worldly heart]

That’s not entirely true it’s more than he doesn’t think Roque fits in our system atm

[worldly heart]

his runs in behind could have caused chaos yesterday he doesn’t fit xavis system but what Xavis wants from roque is unrealistic

[worldly heart]

What Xavi wants from his players is something that they have to learn

Positional play is a very basic thing here

If you don’t understand it then you won’t be playing

The La Masía boys has a massive advantage over players like Roque as they have been schooled into this system from day 1

[worldly heart]

this team barley plays positional play atm and if xavi wants that loaning him out won’t change anything

[jolly karma]

Hmmm, we got massive holes in our squad and yet xavi wont even use bernal

[worldly heart]

Xavi is calling up Bernal for pre season

Lol

He’s like 16

Have some patience

Not everyone are like Yamal and Cubarsí

[jolly karma]

"hes like 16" 😂 yamal cubarsi plays golf ?

[worldly heart]

Not everyone are like them

What they are doing isn’t normal

[jolly karma]

they played cus we got nobody at that position as well we got nobody at DM and yet no marc bernal 💯

insane

and yet yall cryin for kimmich 😭

[ripe vigil]

Cubasri and yamal wouldn’t even be playing if Xavi didn’t have bums in the team

[jolly karma]

crazy takes bernal is better than kimmich

know the systems

capable of being as first team

kimmich dont fit

[royal hamlet]

Do you want another Pedri

Kid’s 16

Xavi didn’t even use Casado who’s 20

[jolly karma]

mate, we been cryin all the season when we dont have proper DM, marc is that guy no excuses

instead of putting player in random position 🤷

[royal hamlet]

I hear you but it won’t happen

[royal hamlet]

Made my case right there

If it wasn’t for Oscar Casado wouldn’t have played 1 second

[jolly karma]

Xavi didnt have striker to monitor for preseason is xavi serious?

u cant go with ferran as only option for finished lewa. what happen to noah? im saying xavi neglecting la masia

[worldly heart]

Casadó got some game time under Xavi too

[worldly heart]

Noah is like 17 years old

We can’t have a full team of players that young

Lamine Yamal is not the norm

He’s the exception

[jolly karma]

faye and noah making noise for clubs want him and xavi said nah

[worldly heart]

We can’t expect everyone to be like him at such a young age

[jolly karma]

they both must be sold if u dont use them. i felt bad for bernal to see them going kimmich instead of him

waste investment

[worldly heart]

Thank god you’re not in charge

Noah is still very young same with Bernal

These 2 doesn’t have to be promoted immediately

[jolly karma]

BARCA been buyin shite when we have guy for that.. they dont learn at all.. its hilarious atp

[worldly heart]

Barça are buying a stopgap

Yes

[jolly karma]

oh roque?

didnt use

[worldly heart]

Cuz Bernal isn’t ready

[jolly karma]

inigo? liability, faye didnt get called up

[ripe vigil]

Imagine thinking Barca can just play every youngster

[worldly heart]

Roque doesn’t understand the basics of Barça that’s why he ain’t playing

[ripe vigil]

And be fine

[jolly karma]

imagine thinking faye is consider as youngster

😂

[worldly heart]

EBay you’re saying is absolutely ridiculous

[jolly karma]

😂

19 aint no youngster G

[worldly heart]

Faye will be promoted lol

[worldly heart]

It is

[ripe vigil]

Yea it is 😂😂

[worldly heart]

It literally is

Like come on

You’re a youngster until like 21/22

Barça fans need to understand that Lamine Yamal is a very rare case

[jolly karma]

faye aint going to stay as barca b team if it continue

hes sooo good for b team

[worldly heart]

He’s gonna be promoted

This summer

What’s so hard to understand?

[jolly karma]

barca limiting his talent for opportunity to shine to diff clubs 😂

[worldly heart]

@severe night

[ripe vigil]

Or maybe Barca wants to keep him at Barca B for the season so they can be promoted?

[worldly heart]

Literally

[ripe vigil]

If Barca B gets promoted then everyone wins

[worldly heart]

Faye will be promoted this summer

[jolly karma]

"Whats so hard to understand" faye clears roberto and inigo no discussion.. faye is that dude coming up next to cubarsi

[ripe vigil]

Your comparing bench players

To faye

So regardless

He wouldn’t be playing

[jolly karma]

and yet no room for faye 😂

its crazy how we value mid over future star faye

[worldly heart]

The only super young player I can see getting an early promotion this summer is Guille Fernández

Cuz that guy is ridiculously good for his age

[ripe vigil]

It’s honestly crazy that this guy thinks you can have a good squad with just youngsters

Don’t work like that

[worldly heart]

Yeah no

[jolly karma]

i ONLY list 2 players G

u act like its whole 😂

[ripe vigil]

2 players with experience

You want out

For these 2

[worldly heart]

You want out all experience in the squad for players who are completely unproven

That’s just lunacy

[jolly karma]

roberto (championship menality) inigo got replaced by cubarsi. fair 🤷

[worldly heart]

You can’t win anything with only youngsters

It won’t work

[jolly karma]

kimmich wont win u one my guy

it wont work

[ripe vigil]

Inigo didn’t get replaced 😂😂

[worldly heart]

More likely than a bunch of youngsters without any experience or mentorship in the squad

[ripe vigil]

If anything it was christensen that got replaced

Cuz he got moved to dm

[worldly heart]

This guy is actually brainless

[jolly karma]

for my opinion kimmich is gamble investment, or can be big flop at barca... 🤷 💯 im only in for zubi/marc bernal

best fit

[ripe vigil]

Barca 11 vs RMA will have a average age of 2

[worldly heart]

LOL

Very good idea

Lol

[ripe vigil]

Fr

[jolly karma]

Idk bro christensen can be 50/50

[worldly heart]

We need to have some experience in the squad otherwise it’s gonna collapse

[ripe vigil]

Imagine in ucl nights

[worldly heart]

Literally

[ripe vigil]

Up against veterans modric kroos carvajal

[jolly karma]

it already collapased under araujo, pedri,gavi, roberto and alonso who got "experience"

[ripe vigil]

And your playing 2 16 year olds in the midfield

16 TW

RW*

[jolly karma]

how many do we need?

[ripe vigil]

17 CB

[worldly heart]

This guy cries all the time about crumbling and having youngsters only would be a recipe for crumbling

[ripe vigil]

Pedri and gavi don’t have much experience 😭😭😭

[worldly heart]

Very good idea really

🤣

[ripe vigil]

experience isn’t just games being played

[jolly karma]

thinking kimmich can fix menality when rumors stated he will kill dressing room, same thing we heard about clowncelo

[ripe vigil]

It’s about being a professional footballer

How to handle pressure

Etc

Raphinha lewandoski Martinez roberto gundogan MATS and alonso are the ones with experience

Everyone else are either loan players

Or is a 14 yr old

[worldly heart]

Raphinha doesn’t have that much experience

At the biggest stage

But he’s still great

Same with Koundé

[ripe vigil]

Raphinha has experience as a professional footballer

[worldly heart]

Ye

[ripe vigil]

But not much European experience

[worldly heart]

Same with Koundé

Even tho Koundé does have a little bit more

It’s still very little in comparison with players at other top clubs

[jolly karma]

folks out there dont understand barca currently in rebuilding and trying to spend $$$ on kimmich, what happen to saving and smart investment?

[worldly heart]

Yeah as a stopgap until Bernal is ready

It’s not so hard to see

[jolly karma]

what happen to $$ we owned to city? $$ owned to bayern?

barca: keep buying buying and ignored the debt we have for clubs

[ripe vigil]

Instalments is not debt 😂😂

[jolly karma]

sure mate

yk if u sell roque u not getting profits

good job barca

[ripe vigil]

I’m pretty sure Roque is mostly variables

Regardless

He ain’t allat

Bad transfer

[jolly karma]

wheres proof?

😴

supporting tebas

[harsh gate]

he really wanted to confirm that goal

[severe night]

Its not his time yet. He has only been one year at Barça B.

[errant atlas]

better than rapeinha

[dark mica]

🚨| Catalunya will play a friendly match on May 29 against Panama - Lamine and Cubarsi could participate, as well as Sergi Roberto and Oriol Romeu.

— MD 🥇

[errant atlas]

we actually dont care you stuinky indian

put some deodrant on please

@uncut bough

@wheat verge

[wheat verge]

Vamp, shut it Saudi bomber

[dark mica]

Womp womp 🤔

[unborn jackal]

💀

What team are u using

[eager geyser]

Nah sell him to a club let him bump Hattricks in Xavis ass so that moron can leave my club

[harsh gate]

Leicester

[unborn jackal]

Our future CDM has already scored for Barca

Can't wait for him

[eager geyser]

@worthy field you sure?

[worthy field]

ofc he wont go against board in public

[frail charm]

Girona lose

0 points

😭🙏

[smoky lodge]

The father of barcelona

Bruh

[eager geyser]

@cobalt bluff he did

[cobalt bluff]

Those quotes mean nothing anymore

The player was already sealed as well, what was he gonna say?

[shadow lagoon]

😂

[cobalt bluff]

“Yeah I didn’t really ask for him, but it is what it is, hopefully he impresses me”

[eager geyser]

Say it if he doesn’t wants him, not being 44yrs old, highly emotional boy as manager, who throws tantrum for not getting the ice cream he wants?

[cobalt bluff]

Worst way to welcome a player if quotes like those surfaced early

[eager geyser]

Okay so you wanna say Xavi is really so childish that he doesn’t let’s Vitor play just because he doesnt gets the players he asked for? And rather bench 30M in our financial situation?

Meanwhile Güler scoring every single game in Madrid

[cobalt bluff]

That’s on the board, not Xavi, they can’t be going on their very way to sign a player the MANAGER didn’t even want, or ask for

Just poor management, that’s all

[eager geyser]

Xavis BOSS decided to sign him, you know the things my BOSS would do to me if I’d act like a childish clown? I could go take my papers real quick

[cobalt bluff]

There’s a difference between a manager who’s players he wants, and a “boss” who cluelessly signs players without the manager’s green light (who’s the man that directs and choose’s who see’s fit in the squad)

It’s like giving unnecessary tools to a person who doesn’t need them, does that perhaps make you understand?

[eager geyser]

Great and what’s your excuse if Xavi goes trophyless with the players he want? Xavi knows Barcas financial situation, and yet he’s benching 30M

[cobalt bluff]

This is the season where we’d see Xavi being given the signings he wants, which was one of the reasons he was close to departing, cause he wasn’t given the resources he was asking for

[eager geyser]

No another trophyless season and another 4:1 masterclass from Vini might make me understand
Or another season cheering for Borussia Dortmund because we can’t make it far enough 🔥🔥

[cobalt bluff]

a LW, a proper DM, depth for the fullback positions

[dense monolith]

Football Manager?

[heady shadow]

Xavis fault honestly he must of not been communicating to the scout correctly

[harsh gate]

nah

[harsh gate]

FIFA Carrer mode

I'm too dumb for football manager

[cobalt bluff]

We can’t really say, it’s all behind the scenes at the end of the day

Who knows what goes back there

[dense monolith]

tried to manage barcelona got trophyless in the first season, and batterd by madrid in el classico's

[dense monolith]

and eliminated by liv in quarter finals

[harsh gate]

in football manager?

[cobalt bluff]

There’s already been mixed opinions of board members for certain players, and managers with who stays and who doesn’t

[dense monolith]

lewa got 40 goals in the game hope he can do that

[dense monolith]

yeah

[harsh gate]

idk how to play that game

[dense monolith]

its a bit complicated so i just copy other players tactics

[harsh gate]

I bought the 2021 version in 2021 got confused so much that I even tried yt tutorials

didn't help

[cobalt bluff]

We’ve already seen how differential Xavi and Deco’s opinions are when it comes down to players, they always have mixed feelings, though still go for it cause they never end up to the criteria, just constantly agreeing to disagree

[dense monolith]

i only took the cracked one since im broke its nice its just that some files are missing

dembulance was average in my save

raphina was better

[worldly heart]

Lewa thinking why he still wants pichichi

[unborn jackal]

😍😍

[unborn jackal]

Maybe he can but we do not feed him crosses or passes much

Thats why he does not score as much

[tough escarp]

Barcelona 24/25 who says no and what would you change?

[dense monolith]

imagine if they lose to everton

[dense monolith]

raphina on the left and gavi on cdm

[tough escarp]

So do you think that Xavi Simons (if he come) should play before Pedri?

[dense monolith]

depends on the situation

but pedri should start

then xavi can come on

[unborn jackal]

Raphinha starts

[worthy field]

to make it worse, they lose to evertone when city loses to west ham

that will hurt even more

[dense monolith]

def

[dense monolith]

im like neymar

they do the work i get the credits

[bronze crest]

🙏🏽🙏🏽

[unborn jackal]

Rate his season from 1 to 10

I would Gove him a 7

Great free signing and very solid defensively as a back up and starter option 👍

[charred oyster]

Nah man Messi scared them so much they are still talking about him 😭
when he is in America

[pure creek]

(🌕) BREAKING: Luis Diaz is a winger that Barcelona strongly likes. In-fact, he’s a player the club could even try for this summer if they get back to the 1:1, agree deals with businesses (like Nike), exits, etc.
@ffpolo

@martinezferran
#Transfers 🇨🇴🚨🚨

@heady shadow @minor lance @grim needle

[heady shadow]

At least hes better than nico

In some areas

But not even close to my recommended page

[pure creek]

he's worse if anything, nico still have many room for growth

[heady shadow]

Rn Nico < Diaz

Later idk

[pure creek]

one is a prospect, another is in his prime

diaz in his prime couldnt score half of the goals peak rashfrod does

[eager geyser]

Nico is young tho he can become really good
And he’s Spanish so we don’t need to be scared about if Xavi keeps him benched or not

[charred oyster]

😭

[pure creek]

spooky talent ID from deco

remember when I got flamed by 'coolers' when i point out deco was a huge problem few months ago

good times

[charred oyster]

He even wants that Porto guy 🙏

😭

[pure creek]

#LaportaOut#DecoOut

[heady shadow]

Thoughts on Guido Rodriguez

Mid signing ngl

[pure creek]

romeu-esque if im being honest

but cooler in this server gonna hate me for this

[charred oyster]

(🌕) Xavi has been monitoring the developments of Casadó, Marc Bernal and Pau Prim & would like to call up at least 2 of them for this summer’s first-team pre-season.
@sanantheone
#FCB 🔍🌟

Atleast

[pure creek]

his post injury form has been terrible

might be romeu chronic knee issue all over again

[heady shadow]

Og against barca too lol

Last season

[pure creek]

well pray that he could come back to his usual form here

or else it would be another waste of year

selling raphinha lmao as if there's any better replacement in the market that cost lesser than him

genius move deco

bring him to the club as an agent then sell him immediately after u got the SD job

ridiculous 😂

[heady shadow]

Its just rumors though

[pure creek]

the media has been pushing raphinha out for years

it wont solve anything if the clowns are running the club

the problem will show again once new manager took over the job

well we need someone like mourinho or tuchel to expose the board to the media

i mean characteristic

i dont want mou

which is exactly why barca doesnt want to hire him

for 'ruining' dressing room

they are scared

they want a yes man

[charred oyster]

Who do y'all want for lw 🥷

Nico like everyone?

[pure creek]

Nico is fine if werent for his price tag, and also our club isnt really a great place to develop him

we dont have the staffs or coach to bring him to his supposed level

id keep the money, save them for actual needle mover

[charred oyster]

U sure 🤔

[pure creek]

Leao Musiala u name it

Ramon Planes 😢

he is what sporting director is

got pedri and araujo for pennies

like actually scouting

not buying whatever tactico hyped prospects that doesnt cost 50m

Deco scouts from social media istg

[charred oyster]

Even If Xavi leaves I doubt they will
Get a highly rated manager

Prolly some rando

Even if they were available

[pure creek]

yeah i dont trust the club to do right things for our club anyways

always liked him from river

we were linked to him like few years ago

[charred oyster]

Some random guy who played la masia In 1989 will become our manager

[pure creek]

I can never forget we picked koeman over nagelsmann back then

even the fans chose koeman from the fanpoll thing

[charred oyster]

No shot he coming back
He left cause of media in the first place 😭

[pure creek]

and its not even close 😭

like 70 to 10

[charred oyster]

Neymar regen coming to barcalona
I see the future

In 2030

[pure creek]

thats even worse

😂

[pure creek]

the neymar regen is lamine

[charred oyster]

For lw fr

❗Barcelona's idea for this summer:

• Out: Araujo, De Jong, and Raphinha

• In: Kimmich, Bernardo Silva and Nico Williams

—
@DBR8

🤡

[pure creek]

then culers will wonder why we get worse every season

[charred oyster]

Bro I don't understand this raphinha has best stats out of all of attackers but they want him out :/

And scored in the most important ones

The fan girls are coming for u

[pure creek]

#💬︱chat message

casual fans hate him

club want him out because he actually has demands

[charred oyster]

True I bet Neymar would have been sold if he was like that too in the first season

Bro U HAVEN'T SEEN 😭

Cu*ks

[pure creek]

raphinha debut season is too underrated

[charred oyster]

Except raphinha

[pure creek]

has way better outputs than dembele ever had

20+G/A

[charred oyster]

Dm?

He is older than me

[charred oyster]

Only player I think
Who has double digits in both

[pure creek]

its in worst kit all timer list

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1068246508492828723/1239346096380051567/image0.jpg?ex=6645397f&is=6643e7ff&hm=a17d87a874740189c9688d61260abc6120cbfecd50f6100400769c79fcad630d&

[pure creek]

any half decent CF can make us compete for league title

[charred oyster]

Disney ain't getting sold

[pure creek]

xavi wants height? get a guirassy

[charred oyster]

In Xavi's cupboard

[pure creek]

target man suited to his so called system

[charred oyster]

I ain't imagining Lewandowski black bro

Now he can use the victim card

🔥

Nothing holding him back now 🗿

Rizzing blau 🗣️

@flat glade

I argued in memes before

Wdym

Nah bro u should seen how annoying

That person is

[worldly heart]

Guys be honest with me here

Who do you think deserved the 2018 ballon d’Or?

[eager geyser]

Modric

[tough escarp]

Barcelona 24/25?

[worldly heart]

Bro what the hellllll

I think Cubarsi plays left cb

[tough escarp]

Its same shiityy

[worldly heart]

Not really..

Why is pedri there 😭😭

[tough escarp]

Because we play better with 4 midfielders,we played our best game in 4 years against Real Madrid in Final we won 3:1 so thats way.

[pure creek]

u got pedri and simons spot opposite

simons is the LW/10

[tough escarp]

Yea but pedri can play it too,or we can just buy Nico Willams and play him as a LW🤣

[wind patio]

Better than lewandowski

[worldly heart]

Where is gavi?

And I’m pretty sure de Jong is getting sold

[elfin lantern]

my preferred lineup against Almeria

[upper turret]

Araujo over cubarsi

Because cubarsi started last game and araujo was rested

[elfin lantern]

True

[elfin lantern]

Nah but Im scared bro

like how do i explain it

Araujo isnt "Araujo" anymore u know?

do u understand the vibe

[upper turret]

Say what now

[elfin lantern]

like past few matches hes been underperforming

[upper turret]

It’s still araujo tho he’ll perform + cubarsi really needs to rest he starts every game + we should beat almeria

[elfin lantern]

true true

arent they already relegated

[upper turret]

Yeah

[elfin lantern]

villareal just gave us a damn lifeline

[merry violet]

If we don’t play roque or rest lamine against almeria idk what will make Xavi change his stubbornness

[elfin lantern]

next season potential lineup

[normal owl]

Imagine trying to challenge for titles with that😂😂😂😂😭😂

[elfin lantern]

wait until xavi lines up exactly like this next season

[elfin lantern]

@worldly heart @worldly heart What should I change in dis

[ripe vigil]

Cancelo 😭😭

[elfin lantern]

he probably extends loan

so idk kounde/cancelo

idk who gets priority tho

[charred oyster]

UTD fans when they realise they went trophyless too:

😱

[normal owl]

We could still win a trophy this season pal

[charred oyster]

UR NOT winning against city 😭

[elfin lantern]

but guidos the backup

[elfin lantern]

the team who couldnt win against burnely is gonna win against City?

hm 🤔

[normal owl]

No shite

[tough escarp]

No

[mighty gazelle]

Wait I thought he wanted to stay in Bilbao?

SAMN that’s the sauce

[tough escarp]

Because we dont want that,

My 24/25 lineup next sesaon

[ripe vigil]

Swap araujo and cubasri and your probably right

And pedri and simons

I think simons will be in his role

[lament night]

Oriol Romeu Ballon D’or 2024😍

[pure creek]

@minor lance ⚫️🔵🇧🇷 Inter director Baccin confirms: “It’s true, we are monitoring Brazilian GK Bento”.

“We’re happy with our goalkeepers but Bento is on our shortlist of talents, he’s one we are following”, told Sky.

Inter continues to do smart transfer meanwhile we are still stuck with MATS and Pena 💔

[charred oyster]

❗️🇧🇷 Xavi: “The initial plan was for Vitor Roque to join us in July, not in January but due to injuries we anticipated the deal”.

“Vitor has to develop, we have a lot of big players”.

“I don’t understand the ‘Roque case’, he’s a young player learning and he needs to develop”.

[mighty gazelle]

smart? Yes Lautaro was smart but other than that (+ young Italians like bastoni) they’ve been quite lucky

[worldly heart]

🎙️ Xavi: "There will be rotations. We have players who did not play in the last game." #AlmeríaBarça

[mighty gazelle]

marcus thuram was skinned for being inconsistent at literally werder Bremen and who knew Bayern’s second choice yann sommer would have a a GOAT season

[mighty gazelle]

inb4 the rotations are marcos alonso 💀

[worldly heart]

Hopefully Roque

[unborn jackal]

Respect Mats??

You clown are ungrateful for him

Just blame him for everything and every goal we concede

He was the best keeper in the league last season and won the Zomora and almost broke a clean sheet record

Now that the team is doing not good you switch up on him and want him

Garbage fanbase

[ripe vigil]

He got carried by the defence?

[charred oyster]

Carried my defence

Mate if u can't notice ter stegen declining

Ur just stupid

[abstract cave]

Any Words???

[charred oyster]

DID U JUST REPLY AFTER TWO YEARS?

[abstract cave]

I didn’t see your comment until now

[charred oyster]

Who said permanent deal?

Lol

😭

Literally

Who

It was always loan

[rigid geyser]

simonssss

[charred oyster]

Why do y'all act like this 😭

[abstract cave]

What are you talking about, I didn’t say anything abt permanent deal

I’m just showing what fab just said now

[charred oyster]

"Xavi will have a say on his next club"

So what did I say wrong before?

[abstract cave]

You didn’t say anything wrong, Jesus

Why r u fighting for

[charred oyster]

Oh

Ok

[abstract cave]

A misunderstanding I guess

[charred oyster]

My bad

[charred oyster]

Mate they wanna live in delusion that every player that plays for barcalona is on form and
Is the best player and we can't get any replacement

"he is so loyal"

[harsh gate]

What's the argument about

[charred oyster]

"disgusting fanbase"

[harsh gate]

true half of the fanbase is trash honestly

[charred oyster]

Mate he has been since 2015

Like grow a pair

And understand

"everyone wants to switch up"

Almost as if he has been terrible

And the so called coolers come to me and call me plastic cause I criticised their gk cause he is declining

Same fans who blamed pena for goals but wants to switch up for ter stegen

"Oh it's on the defence"

u so called coolers are the worst thing

Even if the player is declining

We gotta respect him

[charred oyster]

He should respectfully leave barcelona

No one called him Luis Figo

Obsessed fan base

[harsh gate]

😉😘

[ripe vigil]

That actually annoyed you 😭

[charred oyster]

Not u them

That guy

[ripe vigil]

Ik ik

[charred oyster]

They always like this

[pure creek]

@minor lance a decade worth of service and the only thing he can think about his achievements was his league season purple patch lmfao

dont blame us for not accepting mediocrity

barca fans are so satisfied with european humiliations

u can tell if people actually watch football or not, MATS tiktok aura clip got them satisfied instead of real goalkeeping

what a joke

stop talking about football, stay on tiktok mate

[ripe vigil]

FELIX

ICBA

[charred oyster]

↑

[tough escarp]

Talk to me about football,i know football more than anybody .

[quick light]

laculers

[rigid geyser]

mes que un club

[surreal talon]

get him in my club

blud will save the titanic

[split forum]

Mentality bus 🗿

[surreal talon]

😭😭😭😭😭

[split forum]

Will tell UCL stories to lewis and bobb

[surreal talon]

😭😭😭😭

2015 ter stegen tbf i miss him

that lewy shot he saved

we need a good ball playing and shot stopping keeper

[worthy thunder]

yk who we need

please xavi work your city haram magic and get ortega

i saw his save vs tottenham and sighed

ter sleeping would've never got that

[tough escarp]

Brotha i chechen please i kil i smash

[worldly heart]

💔

[worldly heart]

my goat getting disrespected

[humble plank]

[sly raptor]

guess whose stats these are

[light tide]

Messi

Meeeee.ssiii

[turbid kraken]

Istg i wanna get a Gavi haircut, and now you send a pic of Gavi getting a haircut

[heady shadow]

Raphinha averages a direct goal contribution (goal or assist) every 86 minutes for Barcelona this season.

@minor lance @pure creek

[turbid kraken]

He's literally been our best player since February

And somehow

Someway

People still hate

[worldly heart]

Anyone who wants him out doesn’t know ball

I’ve been saying this forever

Some idiots seriously believes that just cuz he can’t dribble like some other wingers he’s a bad player

💀

[ripe vigil]

And they want Joao felix over him

[inland forum]

Does anyone watch nico gonzalez

Also is he on loan or left permanently?

[pure juniper]

He left permanently

[inland forum]

Oh dam

Is he good at least

[pure juniper]

He’s alright

But not good or bad

[inland forum]

Oh okay tnx for the infos tho

[heady shadow]

Since this season

[heady shadow]

Hes mid

[eager geyser]

Old but gold

[pure creek]

@minor lance 🚨🎙️| Arteta: "One day I will return to Spain. My country attracts me alot. Our way of living and culture I always keep in my mind. I'm happy here and I'm happy with the way they treat me and I really enjoy my job, but I always thought I would come back one day." #fcblive

owari da, pep players + doping

[charred oyster]

.

[worldly heart]

We can still sign nico right?

[charred oyster]

Tbh I don't know

[worldly heart]

I hope we can

[charred oyster]

I want Xavi Simons

🗿

[worldly heart]

Well that’s very likely

[unborn jackal]

Yes

[pure creek]

@heady shadow @minor lance 🚨 TBR Football understands that Arsenal have added 19-year-old Benfica midfielder Joao Neves to their list of midfield options & have intensified their scouting of him in the last six weeks. [
@GraemeBailey
] #afc

they are getting their own gavi 🕊️

neves-rice double pivot is prem all timer duo in making

[charred oyster]

They are smart with their signings

Unlike

Someone

[pure creek]

tbf u can hardly go wrong with superstar signings

i mean like actual superstar not coutinho or dembele-esque transfers

joao neves is someone they really needed in their mdifield

[pure creek]

@severe night
🚨🇺🇦 Understand Girona striker Artem Dovbyk has release clause into his current contract and it’s worth €40m.

Any club keen on signing Dovbyk has to pay €40m as Girona are NOT intentioned to negotiate on the price.

❗️ The clause is already valid for this summer.

thats actually a very good price for any team looking for a big man striker

would rather spend 40 on dovbyk than 70 on gyokeres

[worldly heart]

Yeah

[eager geyser]

In December already as far as I know

Still not impossible to sign him

[wind marlin]

50M RC

[charred oyster]

Who made the first one bro 😭

[eager geyser]

Boys I have a solution for Roque case

Izi

[mighty gazelle]

If he was named Victor Roja…..

[true ferry]

Let him go.

Once you join a big club you cant complain for not having enough play time.

You have to fight for that place

[eager geyser]

Well then he should go and join a big club

🗿

[worldly heart]

W

[unborn jackal]

Ur asking this on a barca discord lol

[mighty gazelle]

He got injured?

how sad, now diniz please call up roque

[pure creek]

achilles rupture?

[pure creek]

hes going thru hes post injury r9 arc

[worldly heart]

Our debt in milions of €

[mighty gazelle]

now can you actually care to get updated stats? Because this is for 22/23 where our debt situations was at a crest
(Oh and also, please research on Inter Milan)

[worldly heart]

Literally

[mighty gazelle]

using 22/23 stats to run an agenda against a president who is doing the best he can with two arms behind his back is disingenuous and with (maybe) malicious intent

[worldly heart]

We’re on the verge of going back to the 1:1 rule

[worldly heart]

Honestly yea

[mighty gazelle]

tbf 1:1 =/= debt

but debt is such a non-issue, inter Milan have as much debt as us and look at them

[worldly heart]

It means we are financially stable enough to operate like a normal club

Tho

[mighty gazelle]

they did get lucky with thuram but dominated serie a

[worldly heart]

The fact that we are even having conversations about returning to the 1:1 without any levers is a good thing

[unborn jackal]

Im sure Chelsea and United have more by now

Every team has debt its common

[mighty gazelle]

chelsea and united can be bailed by cash injections though

[worldly heart]

Ye

[heady shadow]

Neves more Gundo esque no one is like gavi nobody

[mighty gazelle]

also barclays has more favourable ffp

[worldly heart]

But to say that Laporta hasn’t done a good job economically is an absolute lie

[worldly heart]

But those are not Barça problems

I’m not even gonna debate on this

[pure creek]

i think neves moves like gavi, eeriely similar

[worldly heart]

Well, you clearly don't know what happened before the 2021 elections

[mighty gazelle]

neves does not have even a quarter of the aggression and is not exactly a very pesky player

[pure creek]

im not talking about the intensity, just how he treats the ball

[worldly heart]

2 important guys left Laporta, and one of them was an important man from La Caixa

[pure creek]

of course they are both different profiles players

[worldly heart]

The fact remains that we have secured big sponsorships and decreased the dept so much that we are on the verge of getting the 1:1 rule within the next 2 years at most

That’s not bad

[worldly heart]

The debt with the banks increased to 860 milion € recently for example

It isn't lowering, it is increasing

You a Font voter? Cuz that clown would not have done a better job either I can tell you that already

Oh, here we go again

I'm a Laporta voter

I voted Laporta in 2021

Because I hoped he would be able to solve our economy

But he has worsened it

You’re the only one who’s claiming this that I’ve seen

I'm not a fanatic, I just see things the way they are

[worldly heart]

Because the rest are a bunch of blind fanatics that don't see that this club is getting destroyed slowly

Most people are saying we are on the right track economically including La Liga themselves

The 1:1 rule being achieved would be a big milestone for this club economically

Also Hacienda is inquiring Laporta right now

Also the fact that the stadium renovations are happening atm also decrease our yearly income a bit too

[unborn jackal]

Who?

[worldly heart]

For his actions in 2021 to become our president

We need to stop acting that this is an easy job

It’s not in fact

Our situation will take years to get out of

Economically

Laporta has done a very good job considering how the situation was when he came into the club

[unborn jackal]

Obviously but I think if we reach the 1:1 rule and fall under FFP margins we can sign players normally again it is the donkey president delaying any progress

[worldly heart]

We are in debt with Goldman Sachs, yes. Great job

[pure creek]

👍

[ripe vigil]

Apparently laporta himself gmailed that author

Crazy

[worldly heart]

And not only Laporta

He also knows a lot of catalan politicians

[ripe vigil]

Ah right

They gmailed him

Everytime

Igy

[worldly heart]

Well, the dead ones didn't

@ripe vigil Trust me, I'm the truth

[ripe vigil]

Why would I trust a random discordian about Barcelona financial problems

Answer that

[worldly heart]

I don't know man, I'm from Barcelona

[ripe vigil]

There we go

[worldly heart]

Maybe the Vancouver Barça fans know more catalan than me

Here's the book

Man, you should read more about Barça's history in catalan, because you would understand a lot of things @ripe vigil

[ripe vigil]

Is the history going to back your point about “Barca dying”

[worldly heart]

Yep

[ripe vigil]

Crazy

The same history from 1899-1950

That’s gonna help 74 years later

[worldly heart]

Nope, the history from 1899 to 2024

[ripe vigil]

Crazy

[worldly heart]

Well, rn Barça is a copy of what was seen from 1961 (after the European Cup final against Benfica ) to 1969

So it could be like 8 years winning almost nothing

With the incomes that we should be getting, this will destroy Barça for sure

It almost destroyed the club in 1961 before losing against Benfica, and it was announced by Barcelona's mayor Porcioles

[worldly heart]

History always helps. Those who ignore history won't be able to understand how to get Barça to work

[ripe vigil]

But wasn’t it announced that when laporta came in we had like 4bil debt or smth

[worldly heart]

Nope

Who said that?

[ripe vigil]

Every media

Idk if it was 4bil

[worldly heart]

Which media?

[ripe vigil]

It was a lot more then it was nkw

Everyone mate

[worldly heart]

So even the northkoreans said that?

[ripe vigil]

If bartoumeu stayed for 1 more season barcelona would of gone bankrupt

[worldly heart]

How?

[ripe vigil]

Because of how bad the situation was??

[worldly heart]

Do you travel back in time to generate ucronies in order to prove if that is true?

[worldly heart]

But how do you know that? Like have you done some time series analysis to prove that?

[ripe vigil]

Because it was said by Laporta himself?

Your only evidence is from a book

From a author no one heard off

[worldly heart]

You didn't hear about him

You should know Barça more

This way you would know authors

[pure creek]

you cant trust politician's word

[ripe vigil]

Why should I care about some random author 😭

[worldly heart]

Also no one heard of Romà Forns and he is one of the first Barça legends

[ripe vigil]

Okay😂😂

[worldly heart]

And no one heard about Bernat Lassaleta and he was a Barça player that was also a friend of Albert Einstein

Also no one heard about Carabén, the man who brought Cruyff to our club in 1973

[ripe vigil]

Okay

[worldly heart]

Don't excuse your ignorance about the history of your club, man

[ripe vigil]

Those are players actually affiliated to the club

Your talking about an author

Do you think I care about authors

[worldly heart]

An author that made a contribution to the bibliography about the history of Barça

[worldly heart]

If you cared you would know them

[ripe vigil]

There’s many books about the history of Barcelona

[worldly heart]

It's impossible to care about something you ignore

[worldly heart]

And?

You should try to read all of them

[ripe vigil]

So why is this one THE book

[worldly heart]

Because it tells the new truth

[ripe vigil]

Okay buddy

[worldly heart]

If you wanna know, read the book

@ripe vigil When you don't read books like that, Lucas Pérez makes your team stay in 1ra RFEF 🚬

[ripe vigil]

Okay buddy

Keep reading your books

[worldly heart]

At least I can read them

[ripe vigil]

Are you saying I can’t read 😂

[worldly heart]

😂

[worldly heart]

You can't read books about Barça

I can do

Okay

[ripe vigil]

I can mate

It’s not hard

[worldly heart]

Well, as I have a lot of favourite books, let me just tell you 10 of them

[pure creek]

u dont even read, stick with ur jujutsu kaisen bro

[worldly heart]

1. La teranyina blaugrana
2. La evolución táctica del fútbol 1863 - 1945
3. L'estil del Barça
4. Japón en su historia
5. Cálculo trascendentes tempranas
6. Fundamentos de estadística
7. Estadística práctica para ciencia de datos con R y Python
8. The book of abstract algebra
9. Historia de España volumen 10: España en democracia 1975 - 2011
10. La segunda república española

Well, almost everyone of them is in spanish because I'm from Barcelona

[pure creek]

i judge every shounen lover

[worldly heart]

Judge the DN then

[pure creek]

#mid

[worldly heart]

Also some of them are math books because I'm finishing a pure maths bachelor's degree at university

[ripe vigil]

Chainsawman is too weird

The MC is a simp

Cba

[worldly heart]

Barça doesn't look fine

[ripe vigil]

Almost like every anime

I seen clips of it

It looks fire

[worldly heart]

@ripe vigil Barça will disappear before 2034, so prepare for that

[ripe vigil]

Didn’t ask

[worldly heart]

I'm a catalan, I don't need anyone to ask me anything

[ripe vigil]

Didn’t ask

😂😂

[worldly heart]

Did you ask yourself to spend 30 minutes against me for no reason?

[ripe vigil]

Womp womp

He’s such a bum

Who’s that girl

With the horns

[worldly heart]

Like I was a woke

I'm not a woke, I'm immune to that

[ripe vigil]

She’s a nerd

Tokyo ghoul season 1 was cold

Icl

That episode of him and Jason

Was mad

[ripe vigil]

@median oxide BRO

IS THERE A NEW JJK CHAPTER OUT

IM SEEING GOJO RETURNING

Idk if it’s true cuz it’s from the Spanish community

And they troll

[worldly heart]

Good

[ripe vigil]

Lemme refresh it rq

[charred oyster]

Managing barca is the most unreliable thing u could trust

Only reshad

If he says then maybe

[obtuse token]

Bro why are you following Managing Barca 😂😂😂😂

[charred oyster]

Exactly 😭

[worldly heart]

Hahaahah

[ripe vigil]

Ok yea I see it

[obtuse token]

Gerad Romero himself reported that useless page

[worldly heart]

Twitter Barça is a circus, btw

[obtuse token]

Reshad Rahman only source I trust

[ripe vigil]

Managing Barca is a horrible source as well

Only look at Reshad and fabrizo

I think matte is decent as well

[obtuse token]

Sometimes Barca Times but since Reshad came back I don’t now

[dull trellis]

fabrizo doesnt say a lot about Barcelona

[worldly heart]

I think it's time to fix this and never let those results happen for the next 10 years, don't you think?

[obtuse token]

This is just depressing

[ripe vigil]

Still

[obtuse token]

United europa game irrelevant though no one tried or put a ounce of effort that game

[charred oyster]

Update it with our league games 🔥

Villarreal

[obtuse token]

I would block Managing Barca if I were you or at least just mute them

[charred oyster]

Girona

[obtuse token]

Such a fraud page

[charred oyster]

@dull trellis reshad

[ripe vigil]

Reshad and fabrizo are the best at it

For us

If anyone believes fansjavimiguel

Your abit dumb

[obtuse token]

Sport is also a terrible source

[ripe vigil]

I think it depends on the journalist

I think there’s some decent ones

But most of them are bad

AND THE ATHELTIC

never trust them

[worldly heart]

Not in Spain 😂

[jolly karma]

Matte clears fraudromano

[ripe vigil]

Regardless

Only Reshad fabrizio and matte

Those are the top dogs

[upper turret]

Who’s matte

[worldly heart]

I don't know

[azure fjord]

I SAW IT TOO BROTHER