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[bronze trench]

@light slate

[light slate]

lolll

[lean harbor]

what😭

hes literally amazing

[lean harbor]

Don’t insult my goat again 👿

He’s our best gk ever

[wise plinth]

@worldly heart

[scenic cape]

😂😂

[wise plinth]

We are clowns

[severe night]

Ethan's quotes could be put into a server Hall of Fame

[scenic cape]

I'll be his lawyer

[worldly heart]

My honest reaction

[wise plinth]

I hate Pepsi

[barren tendon]

this is the shxt 13 y/o's like ngl

[bronze trench]

we were talking about profiles and i sent it for joking 💁🏻‍♀️

[raw cloud]

Fotmob drunk

[barren tendon]

obv i knew it was posted ironically

[worldly heart]

💀💀💀

Guys what changes do I make

[worldly heart]

Remove odegaard get in rice and remove paaland

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136065038227099791/1210297974970777733/image0.jpg?ex=65fc81d3&is=65ea0cd3&hm=1f1fd8cd2579ca5faf56f1de59bc5ad9a478dbc1dbe8a6e95bec65feb4e37551&

[worldly heart]

Why fr

Damn Ødegaard doesnt score

Damn

That mustve hurt fr

[split forum]

He was showing that to the copenhagen fans

[worldly heart]

Bruh 💀

Whos trying to send that lmao

@split forum if you win today can we loan kdb and rodri for 4 games after that

🥰🥰🥰

@split forum plz

Il give free pepsi if not coca cola

[split forum]

Wait lemme text pep about it

[worldly heart]

Les go

[worldly heart]

What he say

@split forum where u get it from

[cursive hound]

Napoli vs Barcelona might go to penalties

[normal owl]

Not a rivalry

Has has 1 league title

[bronze trench]

salah,?

[worldly heart]

ARSENAL

[thick chasm]

BARCA:
● Lionel Messi €0
● Andrés Iniesta €0
● Xavi €0
● Carles Puyol €0
● Sergio Busquets €0
● Diego Maradona €5m
● Johan Cruyff €2m
● Ronaldo Nazario €20m
● Rivaldo €26m
● Víctor Valdes €0
● Romario €8m
● Ronald Koeman €6m
● Pep Guardiola €0
● Ronaldinho €30m
● Robert Lewandowski €40m
● Marc-Andre ter Stegen €12m
● Luis Suarez €65m
● Jordi Alba €14m
● Gerard Pique €5m
● Rafael Marquez €5m
● Thierry Henry €16m
● Samuel Eto’o €25m
● TOTAL: €279m

REAL MADRID:
● Eden Hazard €115m
● James Rodriguez €75m
● Luka Jovic €65m
● Nicolás Anelka €35m
● Mateo Kovacic €40m
● TOTAL: €330m

MANCHESTER UNITED:
● Antony €95m
● Harry Maguire €87m
● Mason Mount €66m
● Anthony Martial €60m
● Paul Pogba €105m
● Jadon Sancho €85m
● Fred €60m
● Romelu Lukaku €85m
● Angel di María €75m
● André Onana €50m
● Aaron Wan-Bissaka €55m
● Tyrell Malacia €14m
● TOTAL: €837m

Barca vs Madrid vs Manchester United business

[wise plinth]

Admin please pin

This will be remembered more than city’s ucl

[thick chasm]

Chelsea is the worst with business tho

[ripe vigil]

Who’s #13

[thick chasm]

CHELSEA:
● Enzo Fernandez €120m
● Moises Caicedo €115m
● Romelu Lukaku €115m
● Wesley Fofana €80m
● Kai Havertz €80m
● Kepa Arrizabalaga €80m
● Mykhaylo Mudryk €70m
● Alvaro Morata €65m
● Marc Cucurella €65m
● Romeo Lavia €60m
● Christopher Nkunku €60m
● Jorginho €60m
● Raheem Sterling €55m
● Timo Werner €55m
● Ben Chillwell €50m
● Cole Palmer €50m
● Mateo Kovacic €45m
● Axel Disasi €45m
● TOTAL: 1.220b

💀

[light slate]

i told him to do that

leclerc and verstappen 1v1

[hard sedge]

Verstappen winning

[light slate]

omg

[worldly heart]

hmmmmm

@worldly heart @surreal talon @wise plinth

[wise plinth]

Not a pen

☠️☠️

[worldly heart]

His studs where on his chest 😭

[light slate]

hesus christ

[worldly heart]

he was no where near the ball

[worldly heart]

ikr obviously a penalty

[light slate]

im sending thsi sto my friends

[wise plinth]

@severe night @worldly heart @buoyant pier Thank u guys ❤️

[worldly heart]

Np ❤️

[light slate]

get married

[worldly heart]

No

Im not gay

[light slate]

yeah

yeah

im marrying geolier

[worldly heart]

Nibba

Im not gay

[light slate]

ok

[surreal talon]

this after doku hit the ball or before

[light slate]

no

RONDO

😢

[worldly heart]

i’m not sure

[light slate]

me lo sono scordata

[worldly heart]

put it’s a clear pen

but*

[light slate]

okk

ah giusto

mi sposo con geolier

[worldly heart]

Goal madrid

[light slate]

Quale

[severe night]

No problem rio

[surreal talon]

if its after then its not a pen
if its before then its a pen

[light slate]

dm

no

manda

[worldly heart]

i need a double var check

[light slate]

non lo so

[surreal talon]

yh we do

[worldly heart]

hmm

that’s a pennnn

[wise plinth]

Never

[light slate]

boże nie zesraj cie albo ci przypiepsze

[worldly heart]

The bios is crazy 😭

[wise plinth]

He didn’t mean to kick him tf

[worldly heart]

LMAO

[light slate]

enjoy life bro

[wise plinth]

What do u want him to do

leave it

☠️

[light slate]

elb

[worldly heart]

he still kicked his chest 😭

[wise plinth]

It’s a dive bro soft contact

He didn’t KICK

[light slate]

no penalty

[wise plinth]

ffs man sit down stop crying

Soft that’s it

[worldly heart]

The bios is wildddd😂

[wise plinth]

Match ended

Sit down

[worldly heart]

if you weren’t arsenal fan you would see it too😭

[light slate]

im laying down

kinda fire

[worldly heart]

Your

[light slate]

what’s your problem

[worldly heart]

Nothing?

[light slate]

oki

[worldly heart]

Ok

okay

[light slate]

ok

[worldly heart]

Ok

[light slate]

ok

[worldly heart]

Ok

[mossy peak]

ok

[light slate]

ok

[light slate]

HELP WHY DID I CALL YOU

[worldly heart]

Ok

[mossy peak]

💀

[normal owl]

It’s kinda dead tbf

[light slate]

the keyboard is tiny

wanna change keyboards

[normal owl]

No

[light slate]

ok😢

[worldly heart]

10/10

Leo type shi

[normal owl]

🙏

Lmao

[bronze trench]

@light slate

[light slate]

HOLY

THAT LOOKS FIRE

[bronze trench]

psssss

[light slate]

what is that though

[bronze trench]

what am i

👩🏻‍🍳💁🏻‍♀️

[worldly heart]

Ok

[wise plinth]

Stomach ache ong

I mean

[bronze trench]

no

[wise plinth]

Poisoned food ong

Greek food M M M mid

[wraith wraith]

Is that edible ?

[bronze trench]

why not

[bronze trench]

bro u are so jealous lol

[wise plinth]

I have Arabs on my side what should I be jealous of

[bronze trench]

hahahahah

important thing for not feeling jealous

[still stream]

Whoa

[wraith wraith]

Haha jokes apart
Looks yum

[wise dome]

No more child labour pls

[bronze trench]

it was

[wise dome]

😭one day it will I hope

[light slate]

tenzai is here

cray cray

[blazing totem]

W cake

[light slate]

happy birthday

[wise plinth]

Happy birthday

[hard sedge]

Happy birthday

[worldly heart]

happy birthday 🎉

[bronze trench]

happy birthdayyyy😗😗😗

[surreal talon]

happy bday pookie wookie

I hope johan cruyff sends u kisses from heaven

[severe night]

Happy Birthday and Visca Barça!

[wise dome]

Happy Birthday

[dark jay]

Happy birthday 🎁 and may we win ucl this season

[heady shadow]

Hbd

[buoyant pier]

Yesss

We're backk

1-1

[worldly heart]

Ok

[nocturne forge]

wake up

[light slate]

what happened

[worldly heart]

Jerry

[pure juniper]

The streets aren’t gonna forget him for demolishing Madrid

The 37 year old penguin-man hybrid called “Deco” went from penguin FC to a move to Bayern Munich then to a move to Manchester United then a move to second division side QPR, then a move to Barcelona then finally moving to Chelsea to demolish Real Madrid 13-3 in the ucl final. 🙏

[bronze crest]

✊🏽

[thick chasm]

Is that super league soccer or whatever it’s called

[pure juniper]

It is

[worldly heart]

does iñaki even want to be here 😭

we should loan him out next season, he needs more minutes

[modern flare]

Or sell mats for 200m

[oblique kiln]

A***** stop spamming

Have fourteen ucls and still couldn't win the treble

Five actually

But Barca have a style of play, and passion

Do you like Madrid because they are Madrid or because they win??

I suspect the latter

....

[worthy beacon]

touch grass

[oblique kiln]

You're proving my point mate

You're just supporting them because they win

[worthy beacon]

small brain activitys

[oblique kiln]

That's your comeback!??

Glory hunter

[worthy beacon]

guys got an iq of lawn chair

so sad

[oblique kiln]

Mate, we know your parents are siblings, but don't make it obvious

[worthy beacon]

sorry you live a sad life buddy

[oblique kiln]

Name one player from that match

You can't

Without googling

[worthy beacon]

this guy spends his free time talking to strangers in his rival clubs server lmao so sad i feel bad for the guy

hope he finds a hobby

[oblique kiln]

Literally nobody cares about that time

The Spanish dictatorship definitely had a part in the match

[oblique kiln]

Ikr

Parents of this server, please take good care of your children so that they don't end up like @hollow crane

Why?

300 million sperm, yet you're the one that wins...

Sad

...

[modern flare]

Lmao?

[oblique kiln]

Are you being sarcastic ?

[modern flare]

Bruh this guy raging af

[oblique kiln]

If you are, you got me

Nice

This guy shouldn't be banned

He's the entertainer of this server

[modern flare]

@hollow crane the only person u owning is your stepsisters

Now sthu

[worthy beacon]

weirdos man to many of them

[modern flare]

Gone like the wind

[lean harbor]

Hes already training him for the starting 11😭

[pure creek]

Amadou Onana vs Man United @minor lance @barren tendon

more #6 minded than kimmich loll

even tho he's not playing as one

[pure creek]

whopps forgot @grim needle

[grim needle]

🔜🔵🔴

[pure creek]

expectation: Superstar forward + Amadou Onana + RDZ
reality: Joaos + Jorginho + Rafa Marquez

[grim needle]

jorginho?

u getting romeu bud

[worldly heart]

Encima estamos a finales de invierno 💀

Y ya agarre fiebre

[wise plinth]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[minor lance]

i thought he was going to united ffs

[minor lance]

to barca soon

[blissful flame]

Sup peeps.

[worldly heart]

Him and frenkie would compliment each other

[pure creek]

yeah he quite literally can pair with anyone in our squad

because his profile is what we needed the most right now

[pure creek]

even as emergency cb

[worldly heart]

Him and fdj double pivot is already better than double pivot with pimmich on paper

Don't let pimmich near my club

[pure creek]

fdj-kimmich double pivot...

all opponent needs to do is send a long ball across them

[worldly heart]

Fdj goretzka would be better imo

But never let gayretzka join barca

[pure creek]

quite similar to goretzka kimmich double pivot but yeah there's more balance to them

[pure creek]

and there's also a reason why they are being replaced

its not good enough

[worldly heart]

Flick run made them look better than they actually were

[pure creek]

kimmich played rb during flick tenure

[worldly heart]

Oh yes

Thiago was there

[pure creek]

thiago was the glue

[worldly heart]

Mb

[barren tendon]

beautiful

i hope he signs for us

[tranquil stream]

Merry Monday culers

How we feeling for this week?

[pure juniper]

A bit confident enough in the ucl to get ease through the quarter finals

[split forum]

Barca will reach the qf

It's a home gane

[marble berry]

#free palastine

[charred oyster]

Except it isn't our home 🥶

[pure creek]

Montjuic is equivalent to an away game to Barca

[fierce delta]

baby make up your minddd

[minor lance]

damn relegation soon

[minor lance]

i don't mind jorginho tho

[pure creek]

yeah idm him either

better stopgap compared to romeu

stylistic fit

[minor lance]

arsenal defense holy sh*t
they are literal fortress

[pure creek]

lol

people memed me when i rate assna

😔

[minor lance]

why he can't see the difference 😂

[pure creek]

they still think assna is a banter club

[minor lance]

arteta is competing with fcking pep and Klopp

[severe night]

If this happens sack the board

[minor lance]

their oop damn

[severe night]

Thankfully i'm not delusional

And that's what we are getting most likely

[pure creek]

they have the best defensive record in prem

[minor lance]

5-3-2 jeez
literally perfect oop

[pure creek]

better than pep and klopp oop

[minor lance]

you know the fourth?

[severe night]

In Europe

[pure creek]

oppsie

[minor lance]

rdz 💀

[pure creek]

...

[minor lance]

4th least xg conceded

[severe night]

Chelsea want RDZ

[pure creek]

would be a nice appointment for them

[minor lance]

arsenal best in Europe

[pure creek]

wont make them a title contender tho

but their young core desperately need RDZ

brings them to another level

[minor lance]

2nd is well

[pure creek]

who

inter?

real?

[minor lance]

terrorist allegri

[pure creek]

lmfao

wtf

peak haram

[minor lance]

worse than hi ler

even if i remove penalties, juve is third damn. closer to inter

however the 5th one is the most crazy

[pure creek]

haram is da wae

[minor lance]

2-7-2

[pure creek]

damn

@minor lance found this

Fewest non-penalty xG conceded in Europe's top five leagues this season:

◎ 21.50 - Arsenal
◎ 21.60 - Nice
◎ 22.05 - Inter
◎ 22.25 - Juventus
◎ 22.85 - Bayern Munich

WhoScored

ocg nice...i wasn't familiar with your game

ogc*

[pure creek]

4 Ls and 1 draw in last 5 matches...

[pure creek]

looks like a squad quality issue

[river rune]

Anyone going tmrw

This is going to be my first time on this stadium

[tulip iron]

hello my culers!!! oh my good

Poland???

ok bro what's up?

what's up eveyrone???

tommorow is ucl match

oh my godnes

[river rune]

Near

[tulip iron]

yamal is a bigger talent than mbappe

[fiery rose]

lamine a los 16 es mejor q mbappe a los 16

[cobalt tiger]

Llamen a dios

[worthy beacon]

Oh man

Tomorrow scares me

[pure creek]

trust

1-0 Lamine Yamal 83’

[royal hamlet]

Welp

We know half the lineup now

[pure creek]

@barren tendon @minor lance @grim needle @worldly heart

⚠️ Excl. News #Nagelsmann: He wants to make a future decision before the EUROs! Possibly in April or May …

➡️ Ideally he wants to announce a new club before the tournament!

Nagelsmann wants to make a conscious decision early to have clarity. During the tournament and just before it, he wants to fully focus on the tournament and not make his future a topic.

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Bagels hype

do your job Fatporta and Peco

if we managed to land bagels, ill stop every agenda against laporta and deco

[royal hamlet]

Tf

How do you have those already

[worldly heart]

it’s a prediction of the lineup

[royal hamlet]

O

Thanks

[bronze trench]

it’s predicted

maybe fermin will start

better for us tbh

[royal hamlet]

That’s not wrong

[weary tusk]

???

[light slate]

@bronze trench

[worldly heart]

LMAO

[light slate]

why they cut off my thumb

[bronze trench]

carnival

[light slate]

no😢

lando

PAPA CHECOO

[bronze trench]

@light slate

[light slate]

so prettyyyy

you should keep em

[bronze trench]

i should change them

[tulip iron]

Sí

[bronze trench]

max in 10days

[light slate]

yeah exactly

[worldly heart]

❗The Karol G x Barcelona shirt for El Clásico could look like this.

— @sport

[rocky coral]

thats cute

@tired raft

[tired raft]

oamsmemdjs

need

[rocky coral]

forreal

[bronze trench]

very childish

[worldly heart]

ikr it looks like a fake shirt from china

[bronze trench]

fr

[sand stag]

The only right starting XI for tomorrow

[thick chasm]

I support Clwb Pêl Droed Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch Football Club commonly referred to by a shortened version as CPD Llanfairpwll FC. They are a football team based in Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. We play in the North Wales Coast West Football League, the 5th level of the Welsh football league system.

[worldly heart]

@rancid orbit

Very portugese

[light slate]

wow

[scenic cape]

LMAO

[worldly heart]

Wikd

Wild

[normal owl]

What you doing @rancid orbit

[open chasm]

😭

[worldly heart]

Bro is shameless

[scenic cape]

fr

[worldly heart]

Doesn't even removes his socials

[scenic cape]

autistic

[rancid orbit]

whos that

[worldly heart]

While trolling

[worldly heart]

My bro you have that @ in your about

😭😭🙏🏻

[normal owl]

Nah I respect the shamelessness.

[rancid orbit]

idk who that is

[normal owl]

😭😭🙏

[open chasm]

bro's trying to refuse now

😭

[worldly heart]

Sammaballs how about get some braincells now

[scenic cape]

FR

[worldly heart]

😭😭🙏🏻

[scenic cape]

😭

[rancid orbit]

that guy does look pre sexy doe

[worldly heart]

Nah he's edging to himself in the mirror

Broo

[wise dome]

Looks autistic

[open chasm]

only in your pov

[rancid orbit]

id smash no cap

[normal owl]

Icl I would shag samma

[rancid orbit]

im mixed

[normal owl]

(Just being nice)

[worldly heart]

Bro stay halal

Halal month going on

[normal owl]

Always bro

[worldly heart]

No haram

[normal owl]

🧏‍♂️

[rancid orbit]

yeah happy ramadan guys

to my muslim brothers

[normal owl]

Thanks

[worldly heart]

I will do haram things to you

[normal owl]

You ain’t a Muslim tho are you

[echo cave]

Asalam malaekum

[open chasm]

Assalamu Alaikum*

[echo cave]

I play as the Taliban in a video game ngl shits fun

[rancid orbit]

ur literally an android user LOL

[echo cave]

I’m on a gaming phone

Fym

[worldly heart]

That's not my screenshot dumbie

[wise dome]

Ayein?

[open chasm]

im on my calculator

[worldly heart]

Got it from @grim needle

😭😭🙏🏻

[normal owl]

Ethan…

[worldly heart]

Do you think ill search your @

[open chasm]

baigan

[echo cave]

I’m on my way Xbox

[rancid orbit]

yeah ur pre obsessed wit me

[normal owl]

Oh okay

[wise dome]

Lol

[normal owl]

@rancid orbit do you have a gf

[worldly heart]

Yes I need your sisters' phone number

Drop it

[rancid orbit]

no i dont would ur mom be interested

[worldly heart]

Woah

Bet

[normal owl]

You wanna go there?

[wise dome]

Nah guys don't

[worldly heart]

Woah

What

[rancid orbit]

the guy on ur pfp has never won a world cup

[worldly heart]

Nawww

[normal owl]

Okay that’s it

I’m opening a ticket

To get this mf banned

[worldly heart]

I'd not take that personally

[rancid orbit]

LOL HE SNITCHIN

[worldly heart]

Game is game

[rancid orbit]

MODS PLZ DONT BAN ME

[wise dome]

Lol

[rancid orbit]

I LOVE BARCA

[normal owl]

Is this mf wearing earrings

[open chasm]

why is he staring like that

[normal owl]

😭😭😭🙏

[rancid orbit]

yeah i was feelin pre rizzy when i got that pic taken i aint gon lie

[worldly heart]

Staring right into my soul

[rancid orbit]

i got four grown ahh man starin at my face rn

kinda gay dont u think

[open chasm]

whigga you look gay in that

[worldly heart]

Im trying to figure out how your sister looks like

👍🏻👍🏻

[wise dome]

Cole palmer to Chelsea's rescue again

[worldly heart]

Nothing to do with you

@normal owl do you have his youtube?

[rancid orbit]

ur actually my biggest fan

[normal owl]

Nah

What’s the name

[worldly heart]

I'll send you the link

Wait

[normal owl]

Ai

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[unique kestrel]

😂

Ronaldo scored ffs

Penalty ofc

[knotty osprey]

Rigged

[unique kestrel]

Al Nassr are eliminated 😂😂😂😂

[knotty osprey]

PENALDO

[wise plinth]

One mistake and ur done

[severe night]

You guys can't be fr 💀

[worldly heart]

Parecatcher

[fierce delta]

guess who

[worldly heart]

Yes

[fierce delta]

hell yeah

[barren tendon]

and if we sign onana

the sins are too grave to just forgive for bagels

[dark jay]

Batman

[dark jay]

NVM onana is performing great now it was just lack of confidence and more pressure

[barren tendon]

obv

[dark jay]

Ask fatty laporta to allow ultras in

This ass stadium is horrible

Even inter Miami has better atmosphete

[manic delta]

Missing Camp Nou so much

[worthy beacon]

oh man napoli tomorrow

and im gonna miss the game

so much pain

but we move

[dark jay]

Camp nou was also a bit average last szn

The atmosphere I remember during 2019 is not same

[worthy beacon]

truuuu

[manic delta]

Its THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LOOKING STADIUM

[dark jay]

Laporta banned ultras

So no more mosaics they make no more passionate fans

Just watch the madrid white wall they make

[wise plinth]

Bro thinks he’s klopp ☠️

[dark jay]

He won same amount of league titles as klopp has with Liverpool guess who has played 2 seasons 😂

[patent wharf]

bro was cooking

[dark jay]

And now he is jobless

[worldly heart]

This just completely untrue all players from la Masia teaches to love Barcelona and Catalonia that’s why some Barca players love the Catalonia badge

[wise plinth]

U compare pl he had v oil money to la liga bro

[worldly heart]

I don’t think they care that much about Real Madrid it’s a rivalry not a dog fight

[worldly heart]

No

Not enough

Real madrid deserve ban

Papa perez acl is needed

[dark jay]

Who had oil money☠️

[dark jay]

No diffrence

[worldly heart]

🙏🙏

[pure creek]

im fine w bagels alone, we are too broke to realistically afford anyone

[barren tendon]

WHAT IS REALISTIC🗣🗣🗣

i'm delusiinal

[pure creek]

KM10 🔜 🔵 🔴

[paper mango]

🔵🔴

🔵🔴

🔵🔴

🔵🔴

🇷🇺

[pure creek]

@minor lance @barren tendon@heady shadow this is what i would play tonight, thoughts?

my reason for cubarsi ccb and araujo lcb is to ease up the build up from the back because of the lack of midfielders rn

and gundogan staying in double pivot...because i cant trust anybody there after pedri,gavi or fdj is injured

fermin could play at raphinha spot if raphinha isnt fit yet

tho its probably gonna end up with chavi starting sergi roberto instead of raphinha (swap the role with gundogan) and felix instead of roque

[pure creek]

pls prove that im wrong

[barren tendon]

raphinha is healthy?

[pure creek]

im not sure but there's report saying hes fine

i need to see the squad list

😩

[barren tendon]

roberto will start over raph

[pure creek]

goodbye ucl

[barren tendon]

also felix will start over roque

[pure creek]

goodbye ucl x2

[barren tendon]

rest is nice

tbh

start fermin as false lw

4th mid

the 2nd image but fermin instead of roque and roberto instead of raphinha

roque at 60 mins for fermin

[pure creek]

idk man, fermin gave me those feeling that he's more comfortable on the rhs

[barren tendon]

and guiu over lewandowski

[pure creek]

he's just a roadrunner on the left

[barren tendon]

he is

but he can yk spark the plug for the team

its either roadrunner fermin or hairflicking joao

[charred oyster]

Xavi: "We played good matches against big teams such as Real Madrid, Atlético Madrid, Napoli... Despite not winning. We have to play a game similar to the one in the first leg, but being more forceful in the box."

[pure creek]

id still rather have roque there, i rly think its a good matchup against napoli

[barren tendon]

felix is literal ghost when he doesnt have ball

[pure creek]

especially cancelo likes to hog the ball

[barren tendon]

it is but idt he'll start

[pure creek]

yeah thats disappointing

[charred oyster]

Gundogan wake up ur inner Xavi and Iniesta

[pure creek]

note "more forceful in the box"

roque it is

[barren tendon]

lets see what xavi cooks

[charred oyster]

NAHH

CHAT

She was there again

☠️☠️

[pure creek]

lol

[barren tendon]

play bonmati

[pure creek]

ill deactivate if we lose with this exact lineup

[charred oyster]

Yeah they will definitely allow that

[charred oyster]

Get ready

[barren tendon]

no dont

[pure creek]

nah we'd win

[charred oyster]

Cause we are going to penalty shootout

Watch

I see

[barren tendon]

we bought the refs bro

[charred oyster]

The

Vision

[barren tendon]

it'll be allowed

[charred oyster]

No

[worldly heart]

Mats hard carry

[charred oyster]

That was too long ago

If we pay refs would have made it out of the group last season

[pure creek]

his purple patch last as long as benzema's

[worldly heart]

Respect your club's greatest gk

[charred oyster]

Clown

I mean

He

Is a clown

[pure creek]

its sad because its true

[worldly heart]

Mats is good

But you can't expect neuer performances from him

[pure creek]

yeah but he is no neuer, alisson or courtois

[worldly heart]

Who

[charred oyster]

I expect valdes performances

[worldly heart]

Valdes was same as mats

[charred oyster]

Except he wasn't a ghost in big gamea

[worldly heart]

Mats played with dead defence line for many years tho

[pure creek]

he was part of the dead defence

but the argument was true, valdes had the best of best quality teammates

we had the ball 99% of the time

[worldly heart]

We mats played in valdes era he could have had more clean sheets

Fr

[charred oyster]

Yeah but when he did have better teammates with Germany he still played ass

[pure creek]

tbf germany defence is worse than ours

[worldly heart]

He's barely selected for germany mate

[pure creek]

currently

[worldly heart]

And german defence stinks

[charred oyster]

I said when

[worldly heart]

🙏🏻

[charred oyster]

He had

[charred oyster]

Yeah in those games

He got selected

[worldly heart]

He didn't even play that much for germany neuer benched him for life almost

[charred oyster]

Where neur was injured

[worldly heart]

Last year?

Germany is washed after 2016

No future for them

[charred oyster]

the whole fanbase is about go down

[pure creek]

yeah faye's agent definitely paid him

[worldly heart]

Kounde watching kvara

[barren tendon]

why u think so

[pure creek]

Fab went out of way to update about him

even tho he plays in third* division

its quite obvious he has some favouritism

[barren tendon]

true

but maybe hes also keeping him in eyesight cuz we rejected the 9m offer

[pure creek]

nah its not as simple as that

[barren tendon]

i know

i'm bored at work making conspiracy theories

[pure creek]

faye isnt the only one tho

there are some names he tried to promote

keeps repeating

[pure creek]

jonathan david, sesko, faye and maybe frimpong

[pure creek]

Xavi can’t afford to fool around

[split forum]

15millioj 💀

Lol

[worldly heart]

15mil we can afford food for a week 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[fierce delta]

what's gravenberch doin

[worldly heart]

No number 6 8 21

🙏🏻

Only god can save this team

[charred oyster]

Really waiting for the 11

[barren tendon]

yeah

there like 6 hours

or 7 even

cant fckn wait

[minor lance]

Excl. News #Nagelsmann: He wants to make a future decision before the EUROs! Possibly in April or May …

➡️ Ideally he wants to announce a new club before the tournament!

Nagelsmann wants to make a conscious decision early to have clarity. During the tournament and just before it, he wants to fully focus on the tournament and not make his future a topic.
@pure creek @barren tendon @grim needle big chance?

[barren tendon]

yessir

[worldly heart]

interestingg

[grim needle]

🔜

[charred oyster]

They have lost their brains

And basic maths too
The may⁷ person is a madrid fan

[hard sedge]

Yeah, I can feel that

[fierce delta]

staying up tonight to watch barça

[burnt forum]

سسذ

[river rune]

Ye

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112324132890214430/1217114178569895976/image0.jpg?ex=6602d8e9&is=65f063e9&hm=ed59d53ac23e12c7f0d706fe36b343e74997de407c2ba5a897160133c3135749&

Re post for people

[normal owl]

Lmao

[hard sedge]

The date appears below the article, it is verified that it is from 2017

I had to do the same

[normal owl]

Where the hell is that

[hard sedge]

It seems to be the Sagrada Familia

[cobalt bluff]

I’m gonna win

Oh ffs I just read it’s in 2 hours

[cobalt bluff]

Barcelona bro

[fierce cave]

War quiz?

[jolly karma]

dirty ahh river

[cobalt bluff]

Did you just react to your own comment lazee

[normal owl]

Ahhh

[strong horizon]

Old el Clásico 😢

[charred oyster]

@normal owl

[bronze trench]

lol

[worldly heart]

.

[worldly heart]

already been proven fake these guys have no shame 😭

[cinder shadow]

predictions vs napoli👇

3-1 Barça

what abt yall

[dark jay]

Vini jr and mbaape at madrid🔥

[solemn cave]

Felix better carry us

[lethal dawn]

Raphina or Yamal?

Who Will be ?

[woven raven]

yamal finna carry

[lethal dawn]

Like all time

[woven raven]

fr

[worldly heart]

fr

[bitter elm]

Who do you think the front line up will be

I feel like Felix Lewa and Yamal to start

[lethal dawn]

Felix , Lewy, and Yamal

[light slate]

i love your confidence

[solemn cave]

I have a feeling Felix wont start

[bitter elm]

He should start he plays well when he starts

[bitter elm]

Who's playing LW then?

[solemn cave]

But I wanna see Felix play a whole 90 and not being subbed out at 70'

[solemn cave]

Yamal and then prob Raphinha at RW

[bitter elm]

It's a sad thing we don't have FDJ

[lunar plinth]

De jong never here when we need him

[rancid nacelle]

Lewandowski Or Roque?

[lunar plinth]

To early to say roque need more game time

[left willow]

We are starting in 5 minutes!

[light slate]

crazy!

[solemn cave]

yes

[dark jay]

Note kamaye duniya ne tere bhool ke bhaichara me

[azure fjord]

time for me to step in

[worldly heart]

I have arrived

[azure fjord]

NOOOO

ETHAN NO

NO

[worldly heart]

Im not bottling this time

[azure fjord]

I CANNOT BEAT U

PLS GO AWAY

[left willow]

Hi everyone!

[split forum]

Ok ghts

No ethan

I'm winning

[normal owl]

Ratio

[azure fjord]

😭😭😭😭

[lunar plinth]

Les start

[patent widget]

hey

[left willow]

Today is a special day and we have a special Trivia

[azure fjord]

oh no

barca napoli players

[keen flower]

Hahaha let me ruin it

[azure fjord]

ucl quiz

barca ucl quiz

[lunar plinth]

gimmie easy questions

[split forum]

Come on

[normal owl]

I hope it’s nitro boost

[split forum]

Internet work for me

[azure fjord]

it is

[left willow]

Special trivia = Champions League questions 😅

[normal owl]

I just finshed iftar

🥸

[keen flower]

Barca X Naples

[split forum]

Lol

@worldly heart ?

[dark jay]

Start

[patent widget]

questions or guess the player

[normal owl]

He got muted

[azure fjord]

@left willow 1 point i guessed it

[left willow]

Well, we are going to start

[normal owl]

@left willow unmute @worldly heart

[split forum]

Ethan got muted again

[azure fjord]

BAHAHAHAHA

[left willow]

Are you ready guys?

[dark jay]

Y

[keen flower]

Mgk songs are so good

[azure fjord]

yes

[shut elm]

yes

[azure fjord]

real

[split forum]

@left willow can u unmute ethan

[azure fjord]

tickets to my downfall album goes hard

[left willow]

Oh, I'm going to unmute him

[cinder plume]

let’s do this

[split forum]

Kk

[azure fjord]

nno boa pls ill pay u

[keen flower]

He defending his titles lmao

[azure fjord]

i have 1 dollar

[shut elm]

what

[split forum]

Ethan I saved u . U need to give that nitro to me lol 🤪

[azure fjord]

why wud u do that

[worldly heart]

Thank you idols

[azure fjord]

now hes gonna win

[worldly heart]

Im never sending that ronaldo gif again

[left willow]

Now we are ready

[normal owl]

Ethan you own me

Owe

[left willow]

FIRST QUESTION

[normal owl]

Me one

[worldly heart]

Ly2

[patent widget]

yeeye

[split forum]

Less go

[solemn cave]

I CAME BACK JUST IN TIME

[left willow]

English: Which FC Barcelona player currently wears the number 33 shirt?
Español: ¿Qué jugador del FC Barcelona lleva actualmente el dorsal número 33?
Català: Quin jugador del FC Barcelona porta actualment el dorsal número 33?

[patent widget]

fermin

[split forum]

Balde

[normal owl]

Messi

[solemn cave]

Marc guiu

[worldly heart]

inaki pena

[solemn cave]

Casodu

[split forum]

Fermin

[dark jay]

Guiu

[keen flower]

Muller

[lunar plinth]

Romeu

[dark jay]

Fermin

[azure fjord]

alonso

[surreal talon]

yawwwn

[lethal dawn]

cubarsi

[shut elm]

lol

[left willow]

It's correct!

[surreal talon]

yawwwwwwn

[dark jay]

Alonso

[azure fjord]

wtf

[worldly heart]

Oh wait cubarsi

[surreal talon]

come on @worldly heart u cant bottle this

[worldly heart]

I will make messi comeback

[patent widget]

HE bottlin.

[left willow]

LEADERBOARD

@worldly heart 1 point

[worldly heart]

Wait

[split forum]

Why did I say balde

[azure fjord]

HOQ IS THIS UCL IDK SHIRTS

[solemn cave]

big brain

[left willow]

NEXT QUESTION

Ready?

[solemn cave]

no

[lethal dawn]

yes

[patent widget]

no

[normal owl]

Ethan is washed

[left willow]

English: Which two players scored goals in the last match between FC Barcelona and Napoli?
Español: ¿Qué dos jugadores marcaron gol en el último enfrentamiento entre el FC Barcelona y el Nápoles?
Català: Quins dos jugadors van marcar gol en l'últim enfrontament entre el FC Barcelona i el Nàpols?

[azure fjord]

lewa osimhen

[normal owl]

Blud ain’t built for this

[split forum]

Messi iniesta

[surreal talon]

osimhen and lewandowski

[solemn cave]

idk

[worldly heart]

Osimhen lewa

[patent widget]

what

[dark jay]

Aubameny

[solemn cave]

Lewa

[patent widget]

osimhen lewa

oh

[cinder plume]

lewa oshimen

[lunar plinth]

Lewa

[dark jay]

Aubameyang

[worldly heart]

Lewandowski osimhen

[patent widget]

i thought they were barcelona players

[dark jay]

Lewa and oshimen

[azure fjord]

it was me i swear

[left willow]

It's correct

[lethal dawn]

osimenh y lewy

[azure fjord]

CMONNNNN

[worldly heart]

Im finished

[patent widget]

can u make questions clearer plz

[surreal talon]

downfall is insane

[normal owl]

YOU DONT GOT THE JUICE 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[left willow]

LEADERBOARD

@worldly heart 1 point
@azure fjord 1 point

[azure fjord]

thanks boba

[worldly heart]

Stanman

[split forum]

I thought it was about the last time they met in the UCL

[patent widget]

im mentally ill

[worldly heart]

Ziydane

[azure fjord]

boba tea

[split forum]

Zaidane

[left willow]

okay, next one

[normal owl]

Black magic bro

[shut elm]

ok

[left willow]

NEXT QUESTION

[patent widget]

bro prefired

[left willow]

English: Who are the top scorers for FC Barcelona in this edition of the UEFA Champions League?
Español: ¿Qué dos jugadores son los máximos goleadores del FC Barcelona en lo que va de esta edición de la UEFA Champions League?
Català: Quins dos jugadors són els màxims golejadors del FC Barcelona en el que va d'aquesta edició de la UEFA Champions League?

[patent widget]

lewa

[split forum]

Messi

[void moth]

Joao Felix Ferran

[surreal talon]

felix

[dark jay]

Mezsi

[solemn cave]

Felix

[azure fjord]

lewa

[shut elm]

lewa

[cinder plume]

Messi

[dark jay]

Messi

[worldly heart]

felix

[dark jay]

Joao felix

[shut elm]

kane

[worldly heart]

dammit i missed it

[left willow]

Yes!

[dark jay]

Lewy

[split forum]

Oh u mean this edition

[worldly heart]

what question are you guys in

[azure fjord]

its felix???

[patent widget]

man

[lunar plinth]

Yamal

[worldly heart]

Bro

[azure fjord]

no way i didnt know that

[worldly heart]

Messi don't play here now bro

[surreal talon]

oh well

[left willow]

LEADERBOARD

@worldly heart 1 point
@azure fjord 1 point
@void moth 1 point

[azure fjord]

no i thought it was lewa

[void moth]

Felix has 3 goals

[split forum]

Ethan losing

[worldly heart]

I’m here to win trust

[dark jay]

El bicho

[worldly heart]

Eleiber already have Nitro noob

[surreal talon]

@worldly heart ur actually finished

[worldly heart]

i’m a bit late but it’s fine

[normal owl]

Notice how Ethan isn’t there

[worldly heart]

Can't claim

[solemn cave]

😭

[worldly heart]

Last minute Ronaldo wait

[split forum]

Just like united in the top 4

[void moth]

I can still participate though, and give it to someone else if I win (I don't think I will)

[azure fjord]

me pls ily

[patent widget]

what about chelsea

[worldly heart]

Please me im your biggest fan

[left willow]

NEXT

[azure fjord]

su ethan

[worldly heart]

im finished bro fr

[solemn cave]

cmon man

[left willow]

English: What was the overall score in the 2021 Europa League tie between FC Barcelona and Napoli? And who won?
Español: ¿Cómo quedó el marcador global en la eliminatoria de la UEFA Europa League del año 2021 entre el FC Barcelona y el Nápoles? ¿Y quién ganó?
Català: Com va quedar el marcador global a l'eliminatòria de la UEFA Europa League de l'any 2021 entre el FC Barcelona i el Nàpols? I qui va guanyar?

[worldly heart]

OHH

[solemn cave]

4-2

[patent widget]

4-2

[azure fjord]

4-1

[patent widget]

barcelona

[worldly heart]

4-2

[chilly basin]

5-2

[void moth]

4-2 Barca

[worldly heart]

Barca

[dark jay]

Barca 41-

[worldly heart]

42

[split forum]

No idea

[surreal talon]

5-3

[cinder plume]

4-2 barca

[shut elm]

41

[patent widget]

BETTER BE ME

[split forum]

8-2

[worldly heart]

4-2 barca

[dark jay]

Varca 4-1

[shut elm]

5-2

[azure fjord]

dammit

[worldly heart]

5-2

[shut elm]

3-1

[normal owl]

7-2

[shut elm]

2-1

[worldly heart]

ffs

[solemn cave]

NAH

[dark jay]

Varca 4-2

[humble latch]

5-3 Barça

[shut elm]

3-1

[azure fjord]

APPEARANCE MADE

[shut elm]

5-3

5-2

[surreal talon]

it was 5-3 barca trust