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[surreal talon]

idk if fort can do that

we can develop him to

[rocky coral]

gavi

[bronze trench]

omg ahhahahah

cutie

[rocky coral]

ikr

[crisp wind]

aww

[loud hornet]

West Ham fans leaving the stadium in halftime

[charred oyster]

🤣

[worldly heart]

traumatizing times.

[dense cairn]

guys

i hate fake vardrid

[raw cloud]

Ay

Why did you post that picture

[rocky coral]

why not

[charred oyster]

💀

[split forum]

Huh

Who's the guy in city jersey

[arctic gorge]

my brother in christ

anyways

we will be there

[split forum]

Lol

[rocky coral]

i am flipping traumatised

[arctic gorge]

swear

[loud hornet]

Anything but treble in this jersey will be a disgrace

[loud hornet]

Frenkie De Balls

[arctic gorge]

right

[rocky coral]

erm no

shush

[rocky coral]

traumatism

[rocky coral]

my bio is jokes idk how u csnt tell

[arctic gorge]

tf is that

noooo

swap the blue and red

and aure

[rocky coral]

thats pedofile

[arctic gorge]

we are Blue + Red not Red + Blue

[loud hornet]

I like it. It aint that bad c mon.

[rocky coral]

he would be pedofiel

[arctic gorge]

swap the colours and sure

this was the original before they got to what i sent earlier

[rocky coral]

huh

tf u mesn

im so cofnude

i cant type

right

its cuz im plsuitn fortnite

[rocky coral]

imsp confuesf

[rocky coral]

shush i was playing fortnite

no mate

sexism at its finest

thats what they all say

[rocky coral]

de jong might be going chelsea

no

[cinder plume]

ik

[rocky coral]

why sre you a weirdi

weirdo

the only rhing i agree with u on

omg shush

i dont care

i bet you think ur really funny dont u

real he needs to shush his mush

omg just shut ip

u are doing tm head in

ur not funny

i typed one word wrong

eres un extraño persona, silencar por favour

¿sí, y?

looks whos not talking now

[upper turret]

The Berlin Wall is finally back

[rocky coral]

yesss im so glad

[lone kayak]

i roasted real madrid

watch it

[rocky coral]

@worldly heart

no

no that is disgusting

you what

i love it

no

@covert karma

[covert karma]

literally me if u care 🎀

[rocky coral]

it is me with my fav filter and my valentine 😻😻😻😇😇😇🫶🫶🫶

[covert karma]

so coquette omg! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[rocky coral]

the most coquette 😘😘😘😻😻😻

[raw cloud]

New pfp fr

[charred oyster]

Gavi in attendance to watch Barcelona's match against Granada

[raw cloud]

Ima jump on the pitch and own granada

[cobalt bluff]

Gerard romero 😂😂

[raw cloud]

Ik i just saw it 😭😭

[pure juniper]

TF

that’s Dani Alves cousin

[cobalt bluff]

The title said “supporting tigrinho” 😭😭😭

[pure juniper]

Lmao 😭😭😭😭🙏

Although I support vitor

Dressing up as a tiger

For him

It’s a bit too

Ridiculous

[grim needle]

i was not familiar with his game

I didn't knew he was a furry

[loud hornet]

😂😂😂😂

Romero is such a clown

[sand stag]

Xavi cooking

[surreal talon]

@grim needle

[grim needle]

cancelo will have the whole left side on his own

[surreal talon]

Box midfield 3-2-2-3 goes brrrrrr

[cobalt bluff]

Oh my god

Christensen DM again lets gooo

[sly raptor]

wtf is that suggested video

[sly raptor]

w shii

[sly raptor]

attaboy

[worldly heart]

Christensen as dm again

Things are looking good

[rocky coral]

pablitooo

[harsh gate]

bro played alone dam

[harsh gate]

araujo injured?

[charred oyster]

In subs

He is tired or a like a small injury

I heard

[sand stag]

Rested

[harsh gate]

jeez

let's go

[rocky coral]

yes

[tired panther]

I'm scared

[rocky coral]

why

[fierce delta]

lets gooo lamineee

[wind patio]

🤯

[rocky coral]

@tired raft

sick goal

[tired raft]

gavi’s performance this game is amazinggg

[tired raft]

fr had to rewatch it a few times

[rocky coral]

yes

[rocky coral]

reak

real

[fierce delta]

atleast here is pretty chill

ima stick here

[rocky coral]

yas

[fierce delta]

damn this fanbase is soooooo finished

everyone arguing💀💀

[tired raft]

frrr 😭

[rocky coral]

reall

its so funny thi

thi

tho

[fierce delta]

as a longtime barça fan inside arguements from our fanbase is pointless and funny

[rocky coral]

yess

[fierce delta]

one bad first half and they already complaining😭

[rocky coral]

i was havinf an argument with someome earlier about fortnite and how girls cant play 😭😭😭

but we can

we are too good

[tired raft]

i think we played well in the first half ngl

[tired raft]

TOO good

[fierce delta]

we did play it better than i expected

[tired raft]

yesss

[fierce delta]

just hoping they hold on and add a goal to our tally

[rocky coral]

yes we played really well tbf

that would be the dream 😇

[tired raft]

hope so 🙌🏽

[tired raft]

frfr

[tired raft]

second half starteddd

[gaunt carbon]

Bet

[fierce delta]

2-1

[tired raft]

ikk😭

[slim patio]

2-2

what a pass from gundugan

[fierce delta]

FR

beautiful gundo

just beautiful

[wind patio]

@tacit drum

[slim patio]

the way the granada players fall and scream sounds like something from tom and jerry

what a goal by yamal

what kind of bet did guiu lost?

[rocky topaz]

3-3 is crazy

we're selling rn

[summer bough]

we’ve been through worse

[slim patio]

and in this game there is no added time to added time

[lament mist]

Bu maçı sattiysaniz eğer colugunuzdan çocuğunuzdan çıksın.. Allah belanızı versin. Bu kadar k@hpelik olmaz. Nasılda güzel analariniza bacılarınıza karilariniza sovdurmekten zevk alıyorsunuz! Lanet olsun sizin gibi kahp* evlatlarına..

[ivory ruin]

Gaynada

[severe night]

Stupid difficult team

[oak meteor]

Like a pattern, isn't it? 😯

[harsh gate]

3 heart attacks

[agile swallow]

duc

[grim needle]

@pure creek El Tiburon🤫😉👈🦈

[pure creek]

💀

[grim needle]

🤫🦈

[heady shadow]

Thats looks like u tbh

[pure creek]

stewie is much sexier

[cunning charm]

Goth stewie

[valid cargo]

lucky man, hope you enjoyed the match

[grim needle]

he needs to be rested man, as much as im amazed im lowkey worried

[fathom thicket]

ty i did

[worldly heart]

@grim needle future blaugrana

[grim needle]

Factos🔜🔴🔵

TH19🔜🔴🔵

[cunning lake]

بارسا هیچی پێناکرێ😂😂😂😂😝😂😂😂

[dim sable]

Bo?

[worldly heart]

my goat

[mild eagle]

these 2 matches had an 8 day gap in the middle.. count the number of changes to the XI
psg squad depth is crazy

[loud hornet]

🤡

Mf misspelled "the"

[brave tapir]

real 😭

how tf is a 16 yr old carrying us man

[charred oyster]

Learn how to spell

The*
First
😭

[worldly heart]

chat is this true?

[rocky coral]

literally

lamine is really good

[loud hornet]

Cr7 winning the world cup with all nassar circa 2023.

[worldly heart]

😹

[feral cave]

LAMINEEE

[rocky coral]

lamine goal last night

[valid cargo]

yes, it was class

[rocky coral]

real

[severe night]

According to Fotmob, this is what La Liga's table would look like if every team performed perfectly under their xGA and xPTS - Basically if we hadn't wasted our chances and actually won our games

Red = Worse results than in real life
Green = Better results than in real life

[worldly heart]

😭😭😭

My god

[cobalt bluff]

This is unreal

[pure creek]

😭

[keen flower]

@cobalt bluff this is my repost

[grizzled granite]

yes we winning fingers crossed

[harsh gate]

lewa

[worldly heart]

vs arsenal?? yea keep dreaming

[grizzled granite]

no thats napoli bruv

porto is playing against arsenal we playing against napoli

[worldly heart]

i know i mean in the pic i thought we will face the winner from arsenal vs porto if we passed napoli

in the quarter final

[grizzled granite]

yeah no way porto is losing 😂

[worldly heart]

their best striker mehdi has joined inter

[plain gust]

was anyone in the match yesterday

[severe night]

The fact you haven't left this server yet is a miracle

[cobalt bluff]

Why would I bro 😂

[severe night]

Tbh i'm surprised with all these stuff going on 😭

"Pookie bear"

[worldly heart]

Im sorry bro

😭😭😭

[cobalt bluff]

Its alright man 😂

[light slate]

ew

[harsh gate]

jesus

[raw cloud]

Pesssi farming

[harsh gate]

42 shot Vs 7 shots

after 1st half it was over

[surreal talon]

Why did pessssi farm this much

[light slate]

my bb’s here☺️

[surreal talon]

Nuh uh im going back

[light slate]

😉

[viscid hedge]

The person who is cule, cause’ he’s Catalan, cause he’s grandparents were culers, they know the history behind this image

[valid cargo]

🐐

[fierce delta]

starboy

[cunning charm]

Bro looks so bulked up

[fierce delta]

bro is jacked

[valid widget]

W fr

[cunning charm]

Maybe after hansi takes control

Yamal getting jacked

[grim needle]

what game is that?

[fierce delta]

dls 24

im surprised honestly that some of yall dk this game

[grim needle]

there is barca there?

i thought barca is only in efootball and fifa

[fierce delta]

they are there but unlicensed

all teams

except bundesliga

my team there is my own barça dream team

[worldly heart]

Better English than my idol harry kane

[pure creek]

real

[surreal talon]

@loud hornet @worldly heart @inland current gavis stats this season

Amadou onana stats

Gavi is a better ball winner

Apart from in the air

[inland current]

true

amadou is great at cdm tbh

[surreal talon]

Yes, he is not a possession minded CDM which we dont need

We need a defensive minded CDM which he is

[inland current]

yeh so amadou at lower fee would be great ig

[worldly heart]

Hope everton get relegated

[inland current]

lmao

[surreal talon]

Yh so his price drops down to 30 or less

But then premier league clubs will be hunting him down

[inland current]

🚨🎖️| BREAKING: Frenkie de Jong does NOT want to leave Barcelona. The player wants to stay and the door is closed for him. [
@santiovalle
] #fcblive

[harsh gate]

feels cursed

[modern flare]

Amadou will probably fail like oriol

[cunning charm]

I have a feeling this is a r34

[modern flare]

Winning the ball back is one thing but dude cant progress with the ball

[harsh gate]

no it's an episode

[modern flare]

Itll just be mid table club defensive haram ball style

[cunning charm]

The animation

I'm familiar with that

[harsh gate]

it's hazbin hotel

a show

[cunning charm]

Ok

[modern flare]

No point getting amadou. Same profile as oriol

[cunning charm]

Ok

[rocky coral]

true or not?

[surreal talon]

we have de jong with that

we need a defensive CDM not a possession based

[modern flare]

High chance de jong not staying

Unless he take a salary below 400k a week

[surreal talon]

he will stay

but have his salary reduced

[modern flare]

And we are so fkin weak defensively cuz we lose the ball in midfield so often to a counteratk

Amadou is gonna be the same

He is just a younger oriol

[surreal talon]

this guy 😭

[modern flare]

Mind u fkin fraud jong also costed a few goals as well even as good as a ball progressing cm he is

But its ok u guys can hype amadou to see

[surreal talon]

amadou will provide much better defensive cover than romeu, and we will have de jong to give him confidence in possession

[surreal talon]

everyone makes mistakes

its about how we respond to them

which is bad

our response to individual mistakes is rlly bad because of defensive structure

[modern flare]

Gavi would be that confidence

Certainly not with fraud jong seeing how lazy he is in pressing

But i mean he is still good and not injury prone

[surreal talon]

no because ball circulation goes thru de jong

[modern flare]

Just not 700k / week good

[surreal talon]

u actually aint understanding

de jong would give better confidence to amadou

because through him amadou can circulate the ball

[modern flare]

In just saying

[surreal talon]

as he is press resistant

but yes gavi would give another sense of proper stability

[modern flare]

Im not the one to make the decision in the transfer window

[surreal talon]

nor anyone here so we dont know

[modern flare]

If amadou comes then we will see next season

[fierce delta]

lamine is really special

[sand stag]

Better for the job than Flick

[turbid folio]

💪🏼

[rocky coral]

what we need every match 😰

[loud hornet]

🚨Iranian fake Messi named Reza Paratesh, accused of pretending to be real Leo in order to sleep with 23 women.

[worldly heart]

This guy

[normal owl]

💀💀💀😭😭😭

[worldly heart]

💀

[loud hornet]

Man knows how to do business

💀

[tired raft]

too real

[harsh gate]

yamal caryjob

[nocturne forge]

shes p cute

[mild eagle]

w

[nocturne forge]

batman

[loud hornet]

Damn didnt know Henry played for chelsea too

[normal owl]

Enjoy bro

[worldly heart]

Damn

My cat is maradona

[light slate]

be nice

[hushed smelt]

Y’all gay honestly

[light slate]

i just showed my dog

[normal owl]

Bluds on Nokia 🙏🔥

[nocturne forge]

looks demonic

[nocturne forge]

ima eat it

[unique kestrel]

Half time for Madrid

Now Ancelotti and the players can suck the ref in peace

[harsh island]

Offside 🔥

[light slate]

that’s a vio

[surreal talon]

@harsh gate

[light slate]

jingle my bells

🤬

[surreal talon]

For a CM like him, those tackles and interceptions are higher

[light slate]

omg🥵

lando🥵

[surreal talon]

Sorry wait I will reply later

[light slate]

😨

🤬

[knotty osprey]

Balls

[harsh gate]

try it with fdj

[surreal talon]

Thing is pedri is also a rlly good progressive carrier

Day by day I am thinking what profile does fdj fit in with out team

[surreal talon]

Isnt working rn for some reason I will later unless lemme se if I have the ss or not

[pure juniper]

Why does iniesta look so skinny

[normal owl]

He should join them

Wait did he retire

[pure juniper]

No

Not yet

[worn jolt]

Doesn’t work

[normal owl]

Bro still can’t send links

Try in memes

[pure juniper]

No matter what Channels you put

It won’t let you

[normal owl]

Lmao

[worldly heart]

my cutie patootie

[modern flare]

Trade fdj for salah + vvd

Then we might be able to get klopp as coach

Also kdb is fkin fire man. This guy reaching a new prime

Dude just comes back from injury and produces 8 ga in 7 games

[worldly heart]

Barca next season?

[lime stump]

most likely gonna extend felix loan for another season plus would prefer gavi starting

[worldly heart]

Bro, Felix is not staying

[lime stump]

might not be able to get a new cdm so finna let christensen and de jong have turns

[worldly heart]

this is more for the future than seeing who's better to start

[worldly heart]

If no new DM then this team will have a repeat of this season

[lime stump]

bringing new players in might be a disaster imo

[worldly heart]

It would not

Team needs new players

[lime stump]

team is lacking chemistry though, no?

[modern flare]

Not really dm

They need a player like bellingham

Like mbappe

If not repeat anyways even with a dm

[swift river]

We need to swap some and buy some

[oblique fractal]

sus te gane

[lime stump]

the current barca team can easily get the ucl we got the players but we dont got the chemistry there are many defensive mistakes due to lack of communication and awareness

[worldly heart]

under a new manager, then yes

[grim needle]

played the game and im now addicted

[worldly heart]

What app is this

if we loan de ligt, sell raphinha for 40m+ and buy Dybala using his 12m release clause, and sell every player that comes back from loan except fati, Julian, and Eric garcia, this would be the lineup

and also rotate gundo and pedri a lot

both are class, and pedri gets plenty of rest and avoids injury

No

ik

just sumn I thought of and thought could be possible through our financial situation 😭

dybala would be a fantastic choice tho, a low 12m release clause, wages aren’t bad cus he currently only gets like 160k a week at Roma and we’re already paying raphinha 240k

World class player, injury prone but we’d rotate with Yamal anyway to give the kid playing time to develop

The de ligt part is just delusion im ngl

[pure creek]

de ligt 😵‍💫

[reef echo]

If FDJ doesn’t want to lower his wages yes we need to sell we cannot keep this situation forever and depending on this player that who is holding back for our new signings and to improve the team either he loves the club because of wages or he loves the club because he loves the club

[reef echo]

That dont mean nothing 💀

[reef echo]

She said its false 💀

[woeful ice]

Hi

[pearl trail]

W cards?

[worldly heart]

Real

[surreal talon]

de jongs and pedris stats up there

[worldly heart]

Fdj winning 6 peat in city

Trust

[surreal talon]

look at that, for a midfielder his calibre, de jongs shots are below average

[worldly heart]

He went a dip in form

[surreal talon]

so is his assists numbers

[worldly heart]

After that madrid game

He hasn't got any assists tbf

[surreal talon]

and his defensive stats apart from aerial duel wins are low

but he is the best deep progressor in the world rn

[worldly heart]

Needs a dm to work

[surreal talon]

look at his progressive carries, smart passes and progressive passes

basically a progression maestro

[surreal talon]

aleix garcia stats

honestly, some aspects of frenkie when he was in ajax playing more advanced

better defensive stats though so

[worldly heart]

Nah I won't say frenkie in ajax

Better defensively tho

[surreal talon]

no I meant some aspects of it

not all

gundogan my goat

[worldly heart]

why is the community chat locked?

[surreal talon]

cardona @pure creek @inland current

so yes he is more of a creator

like grimaldo

[pure creek]

yuh i told u

[surreal talon]

oh well

[pure creek]

but not bad ig

different profiles to balde

[surreal talon]

still good signing if we get him

yh

[pure creek]

more choices

[inland current]

true

whats is age

[pure creek]

24

[surreal talon]

24

[inland current]

24 alr

not bad

but if we look for world class

[surreal talon]

yh ok as a wide centre back ehhh hes not nathan ake or gvardiol

[pure creek]

we had mikayil faye in barca B for that role

[surreal talon]

however as a LB who pushed into midfield

[surreal talon]

yh but he is still young

[inland current]

how's grimaldo in defence

[surreal talon]

he is literally a pseudo winger

[pure creek]

those profiles cost alot these days

look at gvardiol

[surreal talon]

yh true

but idk if barca can see it '

i hope they see it

[inland current]

he would debut next season

[surreal talon]

yh like cubarsi

[inland current]

as clubs are interested in him

[surreal talon]

alright then still I would want cardona'

[inland current]

yep him and dani rodriquez

casado would play too

[surreal talon]

another reason why cancelo isnt needed is cuz dani rodrigues could debut

he is a LW

[pure creek]

he is left footed and yet he plays on left

mostly

LW/10/RW

[inland current]

yes but then our team would lack the experience

dani a promisnig talent

[surreal talon]

more of a winger than inverted then

someone who can hold width like grealish?

[pure creek]

he reminds me of bryan zaragoza

ridiculous pacy dribbler

[inland current]

zaragoza that granada player?

[surreal talon]

what we need rn

[pure creek]

and small too

[pure creek]

yeah

[inland current]

that smashed 2 against us

[surreal talon]

yh he joined bayern

[surreal talon]

yh

[inland current]

HE DID?!?!

WTF

when

[pure creek]

jan window

[inland current]

damn man

btw @surreal talon @pure creek

❗️ Edmundo Kabchi and Edoardo Crnjar, agents of Ronald Araújo and Roberto De Zerbi, land in Barcelona.

The renewal of the Uruguayan and the proposals that the central defender has on the table will be the main topics of meeting between his agents and the player.

[pure creek]

🤨

[surreal talon]

de zerbi? rlly

[surreal talon]

@pure creek @inland current my daddy gundos stats

hes magic icl

[pure creek]

gundogoat

[surreal talon]

ong man

i needa check if matheus nunes is a better ball progressor than frenkie or not

[pure creek]

dont think so, everytime i tune into city matches he wasnt that impressive

in terms of ball carrying or overall gameplay(in possession only tho)

[heady shadow]

Nunes is good in possession

Final third actions are wack but hes not a flop

[pure creek]

yeah never said he was a bad player

he’s alright

but comparing to fdj is quite a difference since fdj had entire system build on him (every play went through him)

tho nunes’s way is much more sustainable for a team since carrying should be one of the option to progress the ball, not the ONLY option like Xavi did on FDJ

so fdj stats should look a bit more inflated but regardless fdj is still a better player ovetall

[mild eagle]

"Es war ein Tor, das hätte gegeben werden müssen. Ich kann keine Argumente finden."

🤣 🤡

[jolly karma]

translate

[severe night]

Toni Kroos said it was wrongly disallowed lol

[worldly heart]

He's saying it was a goal which was disallowed

[jolly karma]

💀

[mild eagle]

kroos said the goal shouldn't be disallowed he have 0 argument

[jolly karma]

Madrid is in shambles 😭

[worldly heart]

Watch them release kroos

[jolly karma]

i hope he dont come to us

we dont want madridsta player

[worldly heart]

Why would he come to us?

You fool

He's most likely going to retire

[jolly karma]

nah

hes not going to retire

modric to miami

kroos to bvb

[worldly heart]

Modric is a grandpa

My grandpa is younger than Modric

[mild eagle]

then u are a 5 years kid ?

🤣

[worldly heart]

I said that sarcastically

[oblique kiln]

As a Barca fan, Modric has been the greatest midfielder since since 2015

Besides, he is on Bellingham's level even at his age

[ivory ruin]

He is benched by Bellingham tbfh

[oblique kiln]

Ik

[modern flare]

Whats wrong

Kroos to barca is ok

[dark jay]

False Kroos and kdb are much better

[worldly heart]

@grim needle this is what "man" means

This is me obviously

[grim needle]

it's so unfair

life is unfair

[grim needle]

shut

[pure creek]

Literally me frfr

[worldly heart]

Bro you are 4'3

Shut up stewie

[pure creek]

🗿

[charred oyster]

the word Man is Superman version not that one

[worldly heart]

fck henry cavill this is me because im the top gun

[pure creek]

literally me frfr

[worldly heart]

Shut up stewie

Call me maverick because im the top gun

[charred oyster]

If Henry Cavill was named Stewie
Everyone would go crazy

[pure creek]

Family Guy Netflix adaptation with Henry casting as stewie

we will be there

[charred oyster]

Yeah not happening

[pure creek]

☹️

[worldly heart]

These fan girls man going crazy with my edits

[pure creek]

literally me frfr

[charred oyster]

Myan is everyone

[worldly heart]

That's believeable cause tom cruise is 5'5

[pure creek]

no way

[pure creek]

bruh hes a midget

he cant be me

@fast moth @charred oyster

sh1t

Wrong lukas

[charred oyster]

See 🤔

Told u

[pure creek]

@mild eagle

[charred oyster]

Nagelsmann adapts to his team's that's he is the perfect choice for Barca

[pure creek]

thats the main reason why i wanted him

[worldly heart]

Madrid zone

[charred oyster]

Madrid zone

[mild eagle]

so ?

[pure creek]

He is inspired by Barca and thinks Madrid is biggest, there’s no correlation anyways

[worldly heart]

It's like trusting managing barca

[charred oyster]

My grandma can have barca universal talk her vag*ina

[worldly heart]

💀

[mild eagle]

are u brain dead ? lol they dont report news its reported by 11freunde

[charred oyster]

Are u seriously trusting Madrid zone?

[mild eagle]

and these arent transfer new so not false

[pure creek]

.

[charred oyster]

Bro...

[pure creek]

whats the connection anyways

[mild eagle]

lmao they just showing the news they arent souce mf

the source is freunde

[charred oyster]

What does STHAT have to do with barca 💀

He stated facts

[mild eagle]

🔥

[charred oyster]

If madrid call u can't end the call

[mild eagle]

laporta hates him

😔

💔

[charred oyster]

Sure

[worldly heart]

Who cares about laporta

[pure creek]

Laporta twerks for him back in 2021 ish

[worldly heart]

He should concentrate on his lunch

[charred oyster]

He wanted him but he had contract

I heard

[worldly heart]

Laporta wanted everyone

[mild eagle]

nagelsmann in 1956:-
I bleed madrid my blood is white

[worldly heart]

Where is my real president bartomeu

[mild eagle]

🔥

[pure creek]

Lukas trying to gatekeep bagels from us 😔

[charred oyster]

Wait

[pure creek]

Share the 🥯

[charred oyster]

Fr

[mild eagle]

?

[worldly heart]

🚨🚨 I JUST IN : tuchel said he bleeds miasanmia and they will renew him for 10 more seasons
@fabrizioromano

[charred oyster]

Don't bayren fans want flick back?

[worldly heart]

My coach tuchel 🫶🏻

[pure creek]

😍😍😍

[worldly heart]

Credits - lukas

Stolen from him

[pure creek]

🤌

[charred oyster]

Get us nagelsmann

[pure creek]

dont see this happens tho especially with laporta-mendes-deco here

[charred oyster]

Yeah we will get Rafa marquez

I know it

[pure creek]

they prob want someone that can be their puppet with their amigos agents deal

[worldly heart]

If we let go fdj and sign felix

And rafa marquez is

Appointed

It's over

[charred oyster]

De zebri and Thiago motta are already ruled out

[pure creek]

id end myself

[worldly heart]

It can possibly happen

Laporta likes felix

[charred oyster]

Wait who are linked again?

They linked so many

[pure creek]

when is the next president election again

[charred oyster]

• nagelsmann
• Flick
• Klopp
• Xabi Alonso
• Rafa marquez
• De zebri
• Thiago motta

[worldly heart]

2 years or so

Lol

[worldly heart]

Flick nagelsmann de zerbi and xabi alonso

Well

Xabi alonso is unrealistic

I think if laporta doesn't make a good manager appointment

Both deco and laporta should be over

[pure creek]

when will we have our own ‘perez’

[charred oyster]

I mean pep 🤔

[charred oyster]

Never

[worldly heart]

Pep for president

Idts

[pure creek]

not the rosells, bartomeus

[worldly heart]

Madrid is a very well managed club

Lol

[pure creek]

Pique 🤔

[worldly heart]

When will we get over amigos fc

[pure creek]

He prob would have sold us to saudis lol

hopefully not

[worldly heart]

At least it would get money

[loud hornet]

The best manager for us is Garcia Pimienta but he aint coming

[worldly heart]

I think if laporta doesn't sign a good manager they'll pass a vote of no confidence

Or so

[pure creek]

we sacked pimienta, alemany for rafa and deco

amigo fc

[charred oyster]

We will end up as ac Milan 2.0 if this goes on

[worldly heart]

He won't join laporta sacked him

😂😂😂

[loud hornet]

I know

Thats why I said he aint coming

[worldly heart]

When they signed xavi they expected too much from him

Crazy how laporta brought felix when xavi never wanted him

[charred oyster]

Bro brought Felix when Xavi wanted nico Williams 💀

[worldly heart]

Xavi didn't want Lewandowski either ig

Lol

They only brought him for the pr

[loud hornet]

We dont do signings for the manager but for the club but manager has a veto to refuse. Just like sporting director

Crazy how Laporta signed him even though Xavi openly said no

[worldly heart]

Xavi didn't wanted raphinha either

Ig he was brought by jordi Cruyff or deco

[loud hornet]

Xavi fought for raphinha

[pure creek]

its bad when the board and the coach doesnt have an aligned goal

[pure creek]

Raphinha is a personal endorsement from Deco back when he was an agent

after that deal he immediately become part of our board

and now the SD of the club

[worldly heart]

Jorge mendes is our shadow sporting director actually

[loud hornet]

True

[loud hornet]

No that wasn't the case cause I remember Xavi clearly wabting him

Its just a coincidence

[worldly heart]

Deco fumbled on 3 talents

[loud hornet]

We will soon be his b*tch

[worldly heart]

It'll be 4 after estevao

[pure creek]

It was but that still doesnt change the fact Xavi wanted him too, coach can have terrible talent ID for transfers, but its up to the recruitment team to decide whether it was a good fit for us

we suffered because our scouts were terrible

[loud hornet]

No signings under Xavi has fulfilled their potential

[pure creek]

Cause no one got the profiles right comparing to the first game model Xavi had post Koeman era

Dembele-Raphinha are polar opposites

no busquest replacement

[loud hornet]

Every player we signed for Xavi was his own choice. Except Felix and Roque

[pure creek]

Kounde doesnt fit the Dani Alves role

[worldly heart]

Brave of them to even think so

[charred oyster]

Dembele only is injured for us

some reason

[pure creek]

It was supposed to be club’s duty to avoid that, like Klopp’s recruitment are made by Liverpool

PSG for Tuchel

[loud hornet]

He shouldnt. When u sign a new play you make ur system to fit him in. Not make the player adapt to the system imo. Like klopp and pep do.

[pure creek]

yeah i get what u mean, xavi is pretty limited now

but the club shouldve prioritised the profiles he needed first

at least provide some alternatives

[pure creek]

look what happened to chelsea when bad talent ID coach has the transfer key

[ripe vigil]

This Barca squad is kinda the opposite of the Barca squad we want back

Balde is the opposite of alba

[loud hornet]

Every manager has first and 2nd choices. We didnt bring him his 1st choices cause it was impossible type like zubi etc. We did give him his 2nd choice players

[heady shadow]

He should of spent that 110 mil on actual profiles :/

[pure creek]

and guess what it was romeu, do you think their profiles are remotely close?

[charred oyster]

Offisde fc for a reason

[valid elm]

All these goals disallowed were completely dumb calls

[charred oyster]

Golden boy do u think if nagelsmann or flick joins it will be better or
Just will be normal?

[pure creek]

Unless you are saying our club doesnt have scouts and managers decides on the targets, then we are doomed

Xavi was a problem, but he wasnt THE problem

[loud hornet]

Thats cause Xavi wanted him too. Xavi himself was saying romeu will surprise barca fans. Idk how naive he was tbh but its more on board too. They also went into a season without a solid DM

[heady shadow]

Nagels and Tuchel yes Flick idk

[mild eagle]

terrorist fraud

[charred oyster]

Hmmmm 🤔

[worldly heart]

Tuchel

🫶🏻

Tuchel ball soon

[charred oyster]

What do u think tuchel is doing wrong in bayren then?

[worldly heart]

Can't wait

[pure creek]

Again coach with bad talent ID exist, club is supposed to hide their flaws, not ignoring/exposing them

[worldly heart]

🫶🏻🫶🏻

[loud hornet]

Tuchel is a bad news

[worldly heart]

Don't say that to my pep from chelsea....

[mild eagle]

tuchel ball at barca

hear me out

[charred oyster]

😭

[worldly heart]

Bayern trying to fck us yet again :

[mild eagle]

would sell my both kidney to watch it

[pure creek]

Coach doesnt scout as much games as you thought, because those arent their jobs, so their player knowledge pool is quite shallow

[worldly heart]

I always thought bayern only sent Lewandowski here to fck us up more

Now tuchel

[loud hornet]

Bruh we brought in Deco who isnt even a real sporting director. You are expecting too much from our board my friend.

[pure creek]

exactly

thats why im saying

[pure creek]

.

[heady shadow]

Hes trying to change the club ina way others cant

[charred oyster]

🤔

[pure creek]

#💬︱chat message

[heady shadow]

Tuchel football is pretty good

[loud hornet]

Germans trying to fuxk barca again piss off mate

[pure creek]

talked smtg about this before

[mild eagle]

I would give nagelsmann in one option only

🙏

[loud hornet]

Flick is also a big risk tbh

[mild eagle]

gundogan and ter stegen ?

[loud hornet]

The only safe bet is Nagelsmann

[mild eagle]

noah darvich

[loud hornet]

Those are the good ones 🫡

[charred oyster]

Yes

[pure creek]

Me picking Nagelsmann is because its the probably the quickest way for us to compete at highest level, he could probably maximise with whatever we have even with our terrible recruitments

[heady shadow]

Tuchel pressing is great

[charred oyster]

For Barca

[heady shadow]

Im looking into other bayern stuff

Rn

[pure creek]

Bayern played without a 9 and pivot with him and they were competing just fine

[loud hornet]

Historically german and german teams have been kind of bulling us ngl

[mild eagle]

crazy

[charred oyster]

Golden boy which players do u think barca should sell?

I am keeping julian araujo

Anyone else

U talk

[heady shadow]

Idk yet

[mild eagle]

comeback to bayern idolo boss 🥺

[heady shadow]

New manager makes it better

To know

[charred oyster]

Oh no
I know we will get Rafa marquez 😭

I will throw

[loud hornet]

He is a fraud 50% of the time. He says fort has more potential than Yamal. Fuken crazy lmao

[charred oyster]

My phone

[pure creek]

If it was me, cleaning the deadwoods alone make me happy if its possible then the fat wage ones

[worldly heart]

Aa ok 👍

[loud hornet]

Olivier Khan is a fraud

[heady shadow]

People see players differently

I might see Romeu is a good player but others as the worst player on the planet

Its just preference

[mild eagle]

he is a fraud indeed

[loud hornet]

Thats why I said 50%

[heady shadow]

Im usually right so i say 85 %

[loud hornet]

Either ur opinions are absolute on point our just straight up Ls. No in between

Thats why 50-50

[heady shadow]

But most of them came true

[pure creek]

then im 100%, cuz myan only speaks factos

i could give you lotto number and it’d come true as well

[heady shadow]

I got no plaudits of Pena, Romeu, Alonso(sorta), Ferran etc.

[loud hornet]

Most of those are frauds

Except Ferran he tries. He should focus on being consistent

[pure creek]

only agree to ferran out of these names

[heady shadow]

All of them besides pena have shown they are clearly better at better clubs than barca

[valid elm]

Yeah Peña is not meant to be in Barca he is not build for it

[loud hornet]

Pena always has problems claiming ariel balls throught his career

[heady shadow]

Romeu and Alonso dont disappear in form in like 5 months

[heady shadow]

Jumping Reach issue

[loud hornet]

Alonso doesnt care. He was last played vs villareal away. Man didnt even try to track back he just walked. Shameful behaviour

[pure creek]

its just about athleticism tbf, you cant judge them based on their past cuz they are clearly aging (pretty bad)

[mild eagle]

flick to takeover on barca from 22nd february

can see it

[loud hornet]

I think it will be sooner

Lol

[mild eagle]

we will see

[loud hornet]

Jk

[mild eagle]

nagelsmann to barca would be good move tbh

fits the team

[heady shadow]

But they dont go from having a very successful career to dropping devastating performances in a few months

Romeu and Alonso were doing really really good in their respective clubs

[pure creek]

are they ‘very successful’ before joining us?

alonso clearly is a backup for chelsea back then

[pure creek]

dropped out of favour before joining us

[heady shadow]

He was still on the starting lineups at the end of the season

[pure creek]

Chilwell injury?

[heady shadow]

Yeah

[pure creek]

yeah

backup

[loud hornet]

Thats why I say goldenboy is 50-50 like ferran. Either Good or absolute A$$

[mild eagle]

yeah fraud

[heady shadow]

5 goals 5 assists wasnt bad for alonso

[pure creek]

Ferran on his bad day is still a 5/10

off ball contributions is still way better than pelix

[loud hornet]

Bro is literally a ghost

[pure creek]

then what do you call a lewy?

[loud hornet]

Tru ngl I appreciate it very much

[pure creek]

or joao pelix outside his purple patch day

[loud hornet]

I dont even remember him.

Some guy was asking players we need to sell next season. I completely forget he existed

[heady shadow]

Also even if Romeu and Alonso just physically declined bad than what about Dest and Fati

[severe night]

When will Felix start actually getting the ball inside the final third instead of most of his attempted shots/passes going nowhere

Its annoying when there is a really good build up, he gets the pass

[pure creek]

Dest was never good for us in the first place

[severe night]

And it just changes possession from there

[pure creek]

With or without xavi

[loud hornet]

Fati injury. Dest is cause he is playing in Eredivisie. Even Antony was good in that league bruh

[heady shadow]

But got insanely better at psv this season

[loud hornet]

Insanely lol stop the cap

[pure creek]

Dutch league tax plus he is just doing his job, i wouldnt call him ‘shining’ there

[severe night]

If we change our manager then will the players stop "declining" if they come here then?

[knotty osprey]

Why everybody chatting here

[ripe vigil]

Eredivise isn’t a bad league

There’s teams there that are respectably hard to beat

[heady shadow]

Ok nvm about dest and arsenal

[pure creek]

only at home he was alright

away game he hold 4, with saka dunking 2GA on him

[loud hornet]

Bruh he was sooo bad

Lmao

Hahahha

First leg it was just horrible

He was bullied

[slate sage]

Cmon sociedad!

[heady shadow]

Anyways Dest is doing good in erediversie and top of the league

[loud hornet]

Second leg he just played like 15 minutes even then he got dribbled pas twice

He is very bad defensively is what I mean to say

His offense is okay

[ripe vigil]

Honestly

Enough about if dest is good or not

Let’s talk about if Pablo torre will even be used

[loud hornet]

Yes

[heady shadow]

Pablo Torre is that one profile that will never be used

Such a strange profile

[loud hornet]

True

[ripe vigil]

He came at the wrong time

Icl

Should use him to bring moriera to the club

[loud hornet]

Fermin will be used more than torre imo

[ripe vigil]

Yea

[loud hornet]

I wish to see fermin in his actual position for once but it will never happen

[ripe vigil]

Honestly

I can’t wait for the next manager

It’s so cool to see other formations and tactics

[loud hornet]

Same

[ripe vigil]

With the bunch we got

[loud hornet]

What I am more exicted is what we will be like after fdj

[ripe vigil]

Honestly I think gavi can play in that double pivot role

[loud hornet]

I think we should increase physicality in the midfeild

[loud hornet]

He can but he is a CM not a pivot

It not a good idea to players out of position

[ripe vigil]

Nah he could flourish there

Like hakan cagholu

[loud hornet]

Nope

[ripe vigil]

Inter Milan dm

Him in a double pivot with someone defensive could bang

But who knows

[loud hornet]

Bruh one of gavi's biggest ability is pressing

Playing him in pivot will kill it

[ripe vigil]

Can find a loop hole

[loud hornet]

Gavi presses 2 players at once

Fuken amazing

[harsh gate]

why is Bayern kinda getting dominated

[knotty osprey]

Dest sucks

[ivory ruin]

@rocky coral

L 😭

Check for urself ekse pizza aint a topping fzuck outta here

[rocky coral]

chat gpt 🤨🤨💀💀

[ivory ruin]

I mean google aint gonna answer such a weird question thats hella specific

So I used the next best thing

[rocky coral]

chat gpt is for losers

[ivory ruin]

By that logic its for us

Cause we are barca fans

[rocky coral]

doesnt mean im a loser 💀

ur rigjt about you being one

well done being self concious

[ivory ruin]

Mmmmm sure buddy

Im not the one crying for being wrong 🔥🔥

[rocky coral]

so your assuming just cuz im a girl im gonna cry about someone telling me im wrong when im reslly not?

sexism at its finest

[ivory ruin]

Manifestation at its finest from you 😭

Manfesting sexism 💀