📺︱multimedia

[surreal talon]

well now at 2024 yh, but in 2015 or 16 maybe

[pure creek]

then that’s different conversation

[barren tendon]

we had dani alves then

[pure creek]

monster

on and off pitch

🏃‍♂️

[barren tendon]

💀

[surreal talon]

so we should have played roberto at CM

but then again iniesta and rakitic were there then

[barren tendon]

yup

roketic🚀

at that time he was better than modric

[surreal talon]

2018/19 messi, i dont wanna cry

[pure creek]

el clasico roketic 🕊️

[barren tendon]

that coutinho assist🤌

[barren tendon]

that iconic 16/17 clasico

[surreal talon]

i missed the time where had players who could shoot from distance

i mean we now have fermin

but he needs more practice

[barren tendon]

bro i have two moods

1 - Remembering the remontada against PSG and scream out my love to barca

2 - Remembering anfield and wanting to jump off my roof

[surreal talon]

anfield was worse than bayern

[worldly heart]

Coutinho's highlights for barca

[surreal talon]

because messi deserved UCL, barcelona did not

[barren tendon]

was my lock screen for a good while

[worldly heart]

I wanted an ajax and barca final

[surreal talon]

cruyff would have been so proud of that

[worldly heart]

ajax bottled harder than barca

[surreal talon]

no

we bottled harder

[worldly heart]

Lost on away goals

[barren tendon]

fckin tottenham

[worldly heart]

Lucas fcking moura

[charred oyster]

Those eyes bruh 😭

[worldly heart]

I hate lucas moura

[charred oyster]

Sadness

[worldly heart]

He only showed up for 1 game

Smh

[surreal talon]

messi deserved the UCL, barcelona did not

[barren tendon]

robbed football of a wonderful story

[worldly heart]

My striker

[surreal talon]

I would go back in time to tell valverde to actually do something about that match

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112324132890214430/1195016504597545020/IMG_9723.jpg?ex=65b274d9&is=659fffd9&hm=53f627da2d08ae38842f5e5dcdd98f62363f360e8a27e638bde26e84b0e79810&

[worldly heart]

🚨🚨🌕| BREAKING: Deco has approved Porto coach Sergio Conceicao, as the replacement of Xavi. @CatalunyaRadio

??

[surreal talon]

rakitic was shite that game, albas career went downhill after that game

[worldly heart]

Deco?

Deco stop helping your countrymen

[surreal talon]

valverde fcked that game up

[charred oyster]

Oh nice but he doesn't even play our style

[worldly heart]

Bro

Mid

They literally have so many better options

💀

[charred oyster]

Who

[pure creek]

i said it again, Deco is a fraud

[surreal talon]

we should have played with high pressing football against liverpool'

[pure creek]

amigos club will always stay as amigos club

[worldly heart]

Conceicao

[worldly heart]

I hate this bruh

[surreal talon]

ong

[worldly heart]

They try to just bring the people they like or are related to them fck jorge mendes

[pure creek]

madrid is trying to sign mbappe and there’s us appointing our board’s bestie as our headcoach

[cunning charm]

Who

[worldly heart]

Porto are 3rd in Portuguese league rn

Behind sporting and benfica

I don't like porto ball

[worldly heart]

Porto's manager

[worldly heart]

Typical

💀

Missing the cruyff era fr

[pure creek]

didnt Cruyff got fired for having disagreement with our board?

[worldly heart]

Jordi cruyff?

[charred oyster]

Yep

Actually I think

[worldly heart]

Or johan cruyff

[pure creek]

Johan

[worldly heart]

Why would they fire cruyff 😭

[pure creek]

our board was always rotten since before

[worldly heart]

Now ik where the downfall actually started

[charred oyster]

Where

[worldly heart]

when LaPorta stopped going to gym

Laporta vs perez boxing match is all i need

Throw some hands

[cunning charm]

I don't watch Porto idk how he is

[charred oyster]

UCL matches against us?

👻

[worldly heart]

Ghosted both

Bruv

[cunning charm]

Not usually

[worldly heart]

He's definitely the best friend of deco

[pure creek]

Jorge Mendes’ client 😉

lol

[cunning charm]

🗣️🍌

[fierce delta]

xavi ball masterclass

[worldly heart]

This is how they get trolled

[lime falcon]

he didn't have to do him like that

[past whale]

Hot

[light slate]

should’ve been me😢

[past whale]

With la porta?

Or Xavi?

[light slate]

xavi

[fierce delta]

pedri's reaction says everything abt the league rn

[frank pike]

Look at how they chant his name man

[cunning charm]

Why is this soo funny

[cunning charm]

@molten hamlet

[molten hamlet]

He said, when it will be done, not done it means

[cunning charm]

Yes

But people are milking it

[molten hamlet]

Yeh

Hyping up small things like always

[molten hamlet]

Real

Im praying, PSG please make Mbappe stay

Wow

[molten hamlet]

Aww I love this

[fierce delta]

good to see gavi back in training, recovery going so well

[light slate]

yay

[oblique kiln]

Les goo

Somebody host a party 🎉

Drinks on me

[light slate]

yaass

[light slate]

omg yum yum

[azure fjord]

aw nah

[pure creek]

sushi yummy

[barren tendon]

never had sushi

i want to try it

[pure creek]

sadge

[light slate]

ur weird

[azure fjord]

guys pls see this its important

[light slate]

normal day in catania

[patent fulcrum]

Same bruh only saw in movies and cartoons 😂

[azure fjord]

THATS ME

[light slate]

ew

[barren tendon]

you think azejoo is a real word, pipe down

[azure fjord]

go to sleep

[light slate]

why he do that🤬

[light slate]

AZEJOO

[light slate]

it’s 5pm

[barren tendon]

soon ™️

[bronze trench]

HOW

[azure fjord]

why bro doing that goofy aah cartoon pose when a character gets scolded

[barren tendon]

it doesnt exist

[light slate]

AZEJOOO

[light slate]

don’t bully my husband

[azure fjord]

its not bad i just find it overrated idk

[barren tendon]

you wont be able to gaslight me

[light slate]

AZEJOO

[bronze trench]

u should

[azure fjord]

i am not bullying your husband ma'am stop with the false accusations

[light slate]

👍

[barren tendon]

brother you wont be able to find sushi worth much in pakistan😭

[barren tendon]

i will

[bronze trench]

you should fr

[light slate]

sushi😝

[azure fjord]

i dont live in pakistan

[azure fjord]

my sis loves it

[light slate]

maple syrup country

im not talking abt pakistan

[azure fjord]

😭 😭

[bronze trench]

me at the airport cause my bag can’t fit my clothes

[azure fjord]

i like

lasanga

[bronze trench]

o love your sis

[light slate]

im eatign it tomorrow

[bronze trench]

i

[barren tendon]

didnt you say you live there for 17-18 yrs, thought you still lived there

[azure fjord]

naw i moved plus i lived in the good region so shi there was good

ppl gotta see it to believe it unfortunately

[barren tendon]

i meant like

i wont sushi here in india as well

i dont trust these mfs

[light slate]

light it up😝

[azure fjord]

isnt there a place in india where like

stuff is rlly good and expensive

[light slate]

shangai

[azure fjord]

there has to be

[light slate]

no thats china

[azure fjord]

some popular commercial area

[light slate]

dubai

no that aint india

go to Dubai

[azure fjord]

i need to go to japan

[barren tendon]

there is but its toi expensive

[light slate]

or QATAR O MY

[azure fjord]

too hot

[barren tendon]

overrated

[light slate]

go to qatar

[light slate]

shut u pitms the best

[light slate]

its ht ebets

[azure fjord]

been there its too hot man

[light slate]

no amigo

it AJNT

[azure fjord]

IT IS

[light slate]

you don’t know how to travel

🙅‍♂️

[barren tendon]

i cant tell what the heck you say for like 90% kf the time

wth is pitms

[light slate]

got to Las Vegas

[azure fjord]

where u want me to GO

[light slate]

idk

[azure fjord]

im checking the weather there rn

[light slate]

go to Las Vegas

A#HAL

HALO

[barren tendon]

have you been there

[light slate]

obviously

[azure fjord]

oh wow its acc cold

like average cold for a middle eastern country

[light slate]

my fyp

[azure fjord]

roblox face

[light slate]

si

[azure fjord]

stop using tok tik

become a facebook mom

[light slate]

i already have facebook

[heady shadow]

@high cairn

[high cairn]

player wise?

[ivory ruin]

Cry lmao

Kane and Messi clear of Lewy in terms of clinical finishing

Ur a tosser for being delusional and wrong 💀

Lewy only outperforms his XG by two? 😭😭

Farmer

Kane does it by 28

U sound like u care my guy 💀

😂😂

Yeah u dont care rn cause ur wrong

Why care about something

U cant prove is right?

I gave u proof of why they are more clinical

U cant prove shixt cause u dont know ball

Cause he played for Spurs and was still a more clinical finisher in a worse team

Kane played for a mid team in the prem

Lewy played in a team than won bundesliga for 10+ years str8

He played for BAYERN

A team that won that competition 6 times

Ur comparing spurs to bayern tf 💀

Lewy was spoon fed most of his goals while Kane created them himself

The XG proves it

[heady shadow]

Couldnt find it

[high cairn]

old fbref had that
pedri was top in that time

[high cairn]

@heady shadow statsbomb provided fbref stats before opta

[heady shadow]

Is statsbomb free?

[high cairn]

dk

[pure creek]

@high cairn this is what greatest oop structure does

caged this transition monster team into 0.40 xG despite them having the ball more

[worldly heart]

@surreal talon he did this in 2020 and this year as well
Won in 2020

It's happening

[surreal talon]

did u see the oriol romeu one as well?

[worldly heart]

Not that one

[surreal talon]

where he won UCL last time with fernando torres

and this time theres another torres

[worldly heart]

Ferran torres

[surreal talon]

and hes playing UCL for the first time since 2012

[worldly heart]

The real f.torres

[surreal talon]

the only time he played UCL he won

and this is his 2nd time

with another f. torres

[worldly heart]

Next level copium

[surreal talon]

ong

theres one more I think wait

lemme see

[sly raptor]

lmao

[surreal talon]

Barcelona won the first game of 1992, 2006 and 2011 2-1
Barcelona won the first game of 2024 2-1

@worldly heart

[worldly heart]

Real

It's happening

[surreal talon]

Arda guler made his debut for real in 2024, last time a turkish player made his debut for real was in 2011

[worldly heart]

Fdj will brace in final

Vincent Kompany level goal

Pedri telling him don't shoot

[surreal talon]

The last time only 2 goals were scored in a rayo vallecano match vs barca was in 2015, and the same happenend in 2024

[worldly heart]

😭😭

It's written in the stars

[surreal talon]

the last time barca scored exactly 3 goals against almeria was in 2010/11, they did it this season as well

[worldly heart]

Last time we had an ex spanish player as manager was in 2009 2011 and 2015

It's happening

Fr

[surreal talon]

The last time man utd finished last in their group was in 2005/2006, and this season it was the same....

The last time copenhagen made it out of group stages was in 2010/11, and this season same thing happened....

[worldly heart]

It's written in the stars

Fr

[surreal talon]

the last time a goalkeeper before ivan provedel scored a goal in the UCL, barca won the UCL

[surreal talon]

in 1991/92, before the new UCL format started, barca won UCL.....this years the last year of the group stage format......

how much delusion have we been fed

[hard sedge]

DieGOAT Espejo 🙏

[dim sable]

WHAT

[patent fulcrum]

Yeah right 😂

[dim sable]

LMAOO the nair guy

[valid widget]

Yessir

I have uncensored

[dim sable]

what omg

U need help

[valid widget]

Nah

I love to see the hairs

Ima send u it

Dw

I nutted a few times

It's sooo goodddd

[dim sable]

OMG

BRO??

[valid widget]

Ye

[dim sable]

It cant be that good

[valid widget]

What happened

[valid widget]

It is better than a girls

And the end it was perfect

[dim sable]

Are u coming out? 🥰

[valid widget]

What about u?

[dim sable]

What abt me 😭

[valid widget]

Do you come out?

[valid widget]

Mm?

[dim sable]

im not lesbian 🙏🏼

[valid widget]

I see

[dim sable]

Do u like guys

[valid widget]

Only if it's

[dim sable]

Darwizzy 🙏🏼

Thats exceptional

[dark jay]

🥶

[grim needle]

KM10🔜🔵🔴

[light slate]

no.

[raw cloud]

Nooo

[light slate]

EW

[loud hornet]

Delusion lineup

[grim needle]

no, thats 2026 futbol club barcelona starting xi

[loud hornet]

Also if you are gonna be delusional why not bring a DM

In the CDM position?

[grim needle]

DR7🔜🔵🔴

Declan Rice is a future Blaugrana🔜🔵🔴

[loud hornet]

😃👍

Yeah and sell de jong

[buoyant pier]

Don't mind my hairy hands lol

[sly raptor]

wtf

[buoyant pier]

?

[grave atlas]

what is guiu doing

[worldly heart]

My goat

[raw cloud]

@slate sage you talking about this foul?

[wraith wraith]

Look em crying

[sly raptor]

ronaldo pissed

[slate sage]

Yes

[grave atlas]

todo de acuerdo al plan

@gloomy flax

[gloomy flax]

q

[grave atlas]

mira todos los partidos de el celta de local

[gloomy flax]

ya

donde ves eso

q pagina

[grave atlas]

busca "historial celta vs barcelona"

no se pueden mandar links en este server

se llama "livefutbol. com"

[dire aurora]

Gane La Liga Con El Betis

[light slate]

@thick cedar cry

[thick cedar]

Vafancullo

We still have 36 serie A

[light slate]

cry

[thick cedar]

Ok

[crimson ridge]

Forza Juventus , Inter cartonati e ladri

[grave atlas]

el madri en europa lí

[lunar moat]

q

infactous

[thick cedar]

@weak glade

[weak glade]

What

[weak glade]

Yes thats it 😭

[thick cedar]

Lol 😂

[weak glade]

What is bro thinking 😭

[thick cedar]

He's racist 😂

Try to rizz us with racist words

[worldly heart]

@light slate

ez own

[light slate]

whazzap

[eager compass]

@valid briar

[nocturne forge]

@light slate

[light slate]

ooh yum yum

[nocturne forge]

yes

[dim sable]

Yummy

[hard sedge]

The ref's face 💀😭

[raw cloud]

💔💔

[cunning charm]

Barca existed

[worldly heart]

huh

[charred oyster]

Fr fr

[charred oyster]

@nocturne forge perfect one 👌

[nocturne forge]

i did a cover of a song

[charred oyster]

🔥

[nocturne forge]

if you were a cake i wonder what youd taste like

nolan flavor. sounds very unusual.

[charred oyster]

Yes

[charred oyster]

Trust

Chelsea version ☠️

[valid cargo]

Messi is better (my opinion) idc what you say.

[valid cargo]

🔥

2012 Messi was a different breed though

[charred oyster]

Ik

[valid cargo]

Goat for a reason

[split forum]

He realised he wasn't getting a bonus now

[valid cargo]

lol

[worldly heart]

Happy birthday taxmar jr 😔

[grim needle]

@charred oyster

[charred oyster]

Yeah past ones

[grim needle]

ronaldo fc gives u ez money

[severe night]

This was Trey before the fame

[grim needle]

cuz kids likes golazos

[grim needle]

should copy him and donate all my earnings for project KM10🔵🔴

[vital plover]

Referee face when Atletico labels the score against Real Madrid last night in dying minutes 👀

[charred oyster]

@pure creek

[pure creek]

🦈 😈 👈

[vital plover]

"Creat your own happiness"

[charred oyster]

mr konshu it's a joke

[vital plover]

||Mine too||

[fervent lintel]

Thanks for getting this edits ethan, you have a part in my collection

[civic shale]

Gundogan injured???

[cunning charm]

9 player

10th to go

Here is Barcas injuries XI

[civic shale]

But Gundo too???

[split forum]

Gundo is injured?

[charred oyster]

😢

[cobalt bluff]

We’re finished

[split forum]

Dude is preparing for that exam which he would never give 💀

[surreal talon]

Either we win the sextuple or we are fcked beyond measure

[cobalt bluff]

We’d have to say goodbye to the youngsters if he comes in, dead serious

[mild eagle]

why

[surreal talon]

Thats true

But i think he would use lamine though

Cuz lamine is different and already a starter for us

[cobalt bluff]

There’s no way Hansi’s gonna be developing these youngsters

[mild eagle]

davies musiala ?

[split forum]

He would demand signings

Probably

Would ask to sell key players

[cobalt bluff]

Cubarsi, Bernal, possibly Lamine, fort

[charred oyster]

He will lol

[surreal talon]

I can only see lamine develop under him, maybe balde, gavi and pedri developing are guaranteed so we wont question that

[past whale]

W

[mild eagle]

in bayern he never needed to devlop youngster so why would he

depends on condition

[charred oyster]

Gavi is his

Esque player

[split forum]

What was Jordan Cryuff job at barca?

[surreal talon]

Also only players who could fit what tactics he will bring in is maybe pedri, gavi and roque

Yamal possibly

[cobalt bluff]

Gavi has already been deveioped, he’ll definitely already be well integrated into Hansi’s plans

[surreal talon]

Balde yes

He will use balde like davies

We might see balde pop off again

[charred oyster]

Play of football

As he says

[charred oyster]

And balde too

[split forum]

I think he would demand selling of some key players

To make his squad the flick way

[surreal talon]

I see him selling raphinha, and ferran

Lewa maybe

[split forum]

De Jong?

Or gundogun

[cobalt bluff]

I wouldn’t be surprised if we get strongly linked to Goretzka

[charred oyster]

He just has to update his tactics to us

[surreal talon]

I actually dont think so

He used double pivot at bayern

[cobalt bluff]

Or even Fulkrug 😂😂

[surreal talon]

He might keep de jong for double pivot

[split forum]

German vibes in barca

[surreal talon]

And sign a proper CDM to pair him with

[split forum]

Never seen before

[surreal talon]

Remember kimmich wasnt a songle pivot

Single*

[split forum]

Who was alongside kimmich?

[surreal talon]

Alonssidd goretzka he was in a double pivot

Flick might do the same with de jong and a proper CDM

[split forum]

But i don't think de jong cab actually play as a good pivot

[surreal talon]

Kimmich was the 6 in flicks team

[split forum]

Idk bout double pivot

[surreal talon]

Bruv de jong will play goreztkas role

[surreal talon]

And he is better than goretzka

[split forum]

So gundogun will be on the bench

If goretzka is signed

[surreal talon]

Who said that? He could start over pedri

And who said we will sign goretzka?

[split forum]

Mhmm

[split forum]

If*

[surreal talon]

Ur not getting it straight brodie

We wont sign goreztka

He has become shite

We need a proper CDM and he isnt a proper CDM

[cobalt bluff]

God I hope De Zerbi comes in

[charred oyster]

Nah nah

That guy

[cobalt bluff]

I’m not ready for Hansi to be appointed in 😂😂

[charred oyster]

Is a fraud

[surreal talon]

De zerbi or flick

[charred oyster]

De zebri would be better than

Rafa marquez

[surreal talon]

De zerbi has rlly high ceiling

[worldly heart]

@low geyser

Que fa algú amb la bandera d'espanya a aquest server

[zealous depot]

I would say flick

I read somewhere

That he is learning Spanish

So maybe

[worldly heart]

Joder que aesthetic

[spare quarry]

Guys

Do you think that we can win the league?

[fierce delta]

just hope madrid bottles the last remaining games

i hope they do

[sly raptor]

nice

[sly raptor]

penalty???

[real ermine]

🤫

[cunning charm]

What

[fierce delta]

bearded ansu👀

[open chasm]

xavi 🗣

[slim patio]

4-1-2-1-3

[slim patio]

Lineup 12

[surreal talon]

U cant count?

[flat path]

Gundo?

[dim sable]

Send

[light slate]

Send

[nocturne forge]

waittt

@dim sable @light slate

[light slate]

GYATTT

[dim sable]

DAMN

beyonce is shaking rn

[nocturne forge]

fr?

[light slate]

FAX

[nocturne forge]

ur lying 😭

[light slate]

mariah carey hiding

[nocturne forge]

okay i know youre lying 😭

[dim sable]

No we are not

[nocturne forge]

yes you are

[sly raptor]

thats 12

[neat oriole]

😭

[light slate]

omggggg

im so hungry

it looks so yum yum

[bronze trench]

🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

[light slate]

today in fact i made lasagna and some cinnamon rolls

[bronze trench]

again cinnamon

[nocturne forge]

nice

i had cinnamon mon yogurt with strawberries

[light slate]

my lasagna is top tier

and my cinnamon rolls r top tier too

[nocturne forge]

i make anything good

the chicken rn is good

[bronze trench]

eating healthy

😂

[light slate]

mirinda🔥

[bronze trench]

bro im hungry

let me find

mine

ok i have nothing 🫠

only sushi

give us something

[dim sable]

Damn yall making me hungry

[dim sable]

Very yum looking

[nocturne forge]

all yours my brother

[dim sable]

Thank you sir, heres 2$

[harsh gate]

pancakes

[light slate]

OMG

they look so goofy

[nocturne forge]

here is $6 in return

[light slate]

why r they light skinned

[dim sable]

Im coming to this restaurant everyday

[harsh gate]

is that a nose piercing thing

[cunning yew]

see u didnt get it pierced cuz it hurts too much lol. but it looks good

[bronze trench]

belly

[nocturne forge]

yes yes

[harsh gate]

looks cute

[nocturne forge]

mm waffels!

[bronze trench]

bro wants to send him my belly piercing

[dim sable]

LMAO

[bronze trench]

but i won’t send

im shy 🙈

[nocturne forge]

geh

[cunning yew]

no lol 🤣

[bronze trench]

but i do

[harsh gate]

cuz I'm bad at cooking

[bronze trench]

si why you don’t believe me

[light slate]

i can teach

[cunning yew]

cuz. I know u , u hate pain so u wouldnt do it

[harsh gate]

only 1 side is light skinned

[light slate]

🙏😭

[bronze trench]

@cunning yew

[cunning yew]

siiii

[cunning yew]

damn

aight I believe u now 🤣

sorry for doubting u

[dim sable]

I want one

[cunning yew]

@bronze trench why only 0.5 seconds 🤣

[civic shale]

I made pancakes today

[sly raptor]

i saw

[civic shale]

You saw??

Hahaha

You in my kitchen

[nocturne forge]

@light slate

[light slate]

is that supposed to be a lullaby?

[sly raptor]

lol

[nocturne forge]

kinda

its slow and deep

[light slate]

why tf did you roar at the beginning

[nocturne forge]

i didnt

i followed the song

[light slate]

u were like roaroara

[nocturne forge]

bruhh

youre so mean -.-

[light slate]

HELP

arouroRi

[nocturne forge]

fine

smh

what is a lullaby to you

[light slate]

just sing a lullaby🙏

[light slate]

it’s slow and normal

not ARORAEOFW

[nocturne forge]

:(((

[light slate]

pooks

[nocturne forge]

oh wait

i know something

[worldly heart]

my goat looking great

[harsh gate]

good for you and me ig

[civic shale]

Haha I was about to say mine look exactly like yours so you are doing a good job

[harsh gate]

only thing is I had to make honey butter cuz I didn't have syrup

[harsh gate]

Ty♥️

[nocturne forge]

@light slate

[harsh gate]

why do you sound like you smoke 2 packs a day

[nocturne forge]

bc my voice is deep idk

[light slate]

what r u singing

[nocturne forge]

a song.

[light slate]

WHta song

[sly raptor]

ong

[light slate]

LMAO

poor apfelgrun

he’s trying

[nocturne forge]

poison tree.

[light slate]

no bully

[light slate]

oki

[nocturne forge]

grouper

[light slate]

ur hitting em notes

oki i added

ok now i can sleep

[nocturne forge]

mhm.

the whole album is sleepy

[civic shale]

Thank you for sharing it with us

[light slate]

grazie muchacho

[nocturne forge]

thank you too

🙇‍♂️

[light slate]

OMG

[nocturne forge]

natalia waht do i say

[light slate]

uHuHhuH

idk man

[nocturne forge]

im just gonna say natalia needs to talk to you

[light slate]

oh my days

[nocturne forge]

“she keeps bugging me about it”

[light slate]

🙏

so?

he say sum

[nocturne forge]

not yet

[light slate]

aha

[thick chasm]

Liverpool are monitoring Ansu Fati

this is good

now we can sell a failed wonderkid

[light slate]

ansu fati🤬

[thick chasm]

and Tottenham and Liverpool are monitoring Raphina

[verbal pelican]

BRO hes only 21

also messi is here

[light slate]

hi messi

[verbal pelican]

also u wanna talk failed wonderkids

go talk about antony

[thick chasm]

💀

fidget spinner

[verbal pelican]

he wasnt bad for ajax

but he sooooo bad for man u

[nocturne forge]

yo messi

do you still sleep with that trophy

[proven torrent]

MESSI do you still sleep with the WC

[candid geyser]

hi

[candid geyser]

Messi is that you?

[verbal pelican]

yes i do unlike that penaldo with his champions league trophies

[verbal pelican]

yes it is messi

[verbal pelican]

he had soooooo much help

[candid geyser]

Messi please help me get better at scoring more goals

[verbal pelican]

i had a guy that bites peoples ears and an olympic diver [neymar]

oh and xavi

he was good

[bold elbow]

You tryna give me a piece

[nocturne forge]

i am

help yourself papa

[bold elbow]

Lets go

[nocturne forge]

dale dale

water bottles everywhere like GYAH

[light slate]

amigo what are you doing

[nocturne forge]

SUWOOO

[light slate]

where is bro

[nocturne forge]

SIUUUUU

GYAH GYAH

[light slate]

what r u doing..

[nocturne forge]

bout to game

[light slate]

what u playing

[nocturne forge]

no mans sky

[light slate]

never played that

[nocturne forge]

its good

maybe sekiro too

and okami

maybe naruto storm

[light slate]

what

[nocturne forge]

btw

maybe its late so maikel probably is sleeping

[light slate]

idk

[normal owl]

How does bro see from that far out

On a pc asw

[light slate]

plz help

[light slate]

who that

[charred oyster]

Fraud
Toji and yuta better

[covert karma]

? weirdo

[cunning charm]

Yuta special grade of course

[sly raptor]

wtf

[light slate]

catania after a fest

[nocturne forge]

glasses 😏 😎

[hard sedge]

If the 2022 World Cup was rigged, then Cristiano Ronaldo rigged his own country's match so that Morocco would advance to the next round

And that's how Ronaldo fans are silenced

[lean harbor]

Bros a cutie

[molten hamlet]

🐅

[severe night]

If you told me this guy got a red card i wouldn't believe you

[thick chasm]

how does that make me a weirdo 💀 he’s a failed wonderkid

[worldly heart]

My striker

[molten hamlet]

Why do I see this everyday 😭

[lean harbor]

hes so zesty 💀

[worldly heart]

What if...

[severe night]

😭

[charred oyster]

I was suppose to post these yesterday 😭

[charred oyster]

💀💀

[worldly heart]

Bro is going to regret forever his life for leaving Barcelona

[lean harbor]

My goat 😍

[worldly heart]

Already learning from lewy

❤️❤️

[charred oyster]

Wdym

Trust roque fr

Regen right here

(I wish)

[charred oyster]

No way this mf Is arguing with us

[lean harbor]

matured is wild

[surreal bear]

i get why hes single lol 🤣

[mild eagle]

hear me out

[slow remnant]

😭

[frozen minnow]

yo 😭

[surreal bear]

i hate that guy

[worldly heart]

🤮

[grim needle]

the future manager and the future vice president of futbol club barcelona in 1 picture

[nocturne forge]

@light slate

[light slate]

just start a YouTube account bro

[nocturne forge]

yo

shut up i aint got time for that

[split forum]

Drinking with apfelgrun

[nocturne forge]

yala

[surreal talon]

What if...countinho never signed for barca?

[upper turret]

I’m f*cking pissed man

Why do all of madrids shirts look fire

[grave atlas]

i mean

we are with nike

its not that their kits are fire

it is that ours are sh*t

[upper turret]

Fax

[grave atlas]

except the away ones of course

[severe night]

I just wish ours had more patterns like theirs

Idk, maybe of an important structure in Barcelona or something

Not just plain white

[feral nebula]

What if...

1. Pep never left to coach Bayern?
2. Neymar never left for PSG?
3. Ronaldinho was as hardworking and focused as CR7?
4. Bartomeu never became Barca's president?

[frozen minnow]

tbh a reflective pattern of the sagrada familia on a kit would be fire

[hard sedge]

Or Camp Nou

[severe night]

Yeah exsactly

Never forget where we came from

I saw a concept on the Internet

[upper turret]

Wdym, our shirts have so many patterns every year, I wish they were just simple and normal

[frozen minnow]

also our pre-match kit for the second part of the season 😭😭 nike pls there's so many potentially good design they can come up with but they

really messed it up

[jolly karma]

kit didnt matter

focus on performance

[frozen minnow]

yeah but it won't hurt playing good with a cool shirt on haha

[severe night]

I mean more like "drawings", i remember when Real Madrid got a dragon and it just looked awsome

[charred oyster]

I hate the new la liga overlay

[frozen minnow]

is it to celebrate the year of the dragon

[upper turret]

oh for away shirts yeah, I was talking about our home shirts

Wish our home shirts were plain and simple, then they can do their designs on away shirts

[severe night]

Yeah agreed

Talking about kits, HOLY just look at this

[upper turret]

That’s fire

[valid elm]

If lewandowski leaves we need to get him he’s so cheap for a striker that loves scoring goals he could be the first African player Barcelona gets inna while

[stiff pewter]

adidas is a huge L anyways

[slim patio]

aubameyang

[foggy furnace]

and paulinho too

[surreal talon]

luuk de GOAT

[grave atlas]

rossell and bartomeu

both

[grave atlas]

Edgar Davids
Luuk de Jong
Auba

[grave atlas]

for the 1st team yeah

but we got like 5 african players in our academy

[verbal pelican]

why 4 kits

[verbal pelican]

why team is this

[severe night]

ASD Boreale from the Italian 3rd division

[slim patio]

Emerson Royal

[grave atlas]

arent they a futsal or football 7 team?

[grave atlas]

oh and they are getting 2 more

[severe night]

No

They play in Serie D

[nova depot]

The 2 goats

[wraith wraith]

My goat

[surreal talon]

What 😭😭

Klopp would take barca to another level yes but he wont join us bro what is gerard romero taking

[light slate]

🙁

[surreal talon]

Is he reliable though?

Huh

[light slate]

i kinda want klopp in barça

[surreal talon]

💀💀💀💀

Nvm then

Though klopp would improve us icl

Proper

Gegenpressing into barcelona identity

[light slate]

😞

[surreal talon]

Would be intertesting if klopp joins

Yh true until he makes them into the beasts which he made players into in liverpool

Remember liverpool were far from playing gegenpressing football back when klopp joined in 2015

[light slate]

am sleep now

[surreal talon]

Same cya

[light slate]

bai bai

[worldly heart]

My face walking past her (I want to talk to her more than anything)

[sly raptor]

lol

[fierce delta]

catalan derby

[pure juniper]

Getting praised by the LFC community: wild

[sly raptor]

lol

[cunning charm]

Now don't just record yourself taking a shower

[nocturne forge]

I AM

AHHH

🐻 🥶

[normal owl]

Nah I’m sorry but that shower needs an update

[fierce delta]

ter stegen made sure nothing gets past him

[covert karma]

hes still young, not sure why some ppl just spread hate

[covert karma]

cutie patootie

[lean harbor]

Pookie

[fierce delta]

still havent reached 3000

[worldly heart]

SEIS

[mild eagle]

w

[light slate]

omg

wait idk my wallpaper

[fierce delta]

yall got iphones

damn

i only got me and my gf as my lockscreen

[light slate]

awww

[barren tendon]

shotgun in my mouth

[mild eagle]

🔥

[sly raptor]

wth do u have

[lean harbor]

Bro has a Nokia

[surreal talon]

Ur birthday in 2 days?

[light slate]

no

[charred oyster]

Smooth as butter chat

[high pumice]

This football match is live right now and Luis Suarez is playing as a striker while Messi is again a substitute sitting on the bench for the third time

[rapid jackal]

The manager is 💩

[high pumice]

Our old barca manager Tata Martino

[rapid jackal]

Maybe sign like pep guardiola or frank Rijkaard as manager because they were also former barca maneger

[rapid jackal]

No clue who he is

[high pumice]

Rijkaard too old

[high pumice]

Search his name

[rapid jackal]

Henrique?

Ok

[mild eagle]

fabrizio reposted it

[charred oyster]

Yep

[tight shale]

HANSII

[fierce delta]

poco x3 pro

semi gaming phone

[light slate]

girl shiii

[lean harbor]

I love molchat doma omg

[fierce delta]

girl named wendy ahh braids

looks good tho

[light slate]

😭🙏

[jolly karma]

ok

[surreal talon]

No way fabrizio romano said this

[charred oyster]

Yes I saw

[grim needle]

he did

[grim needle]

"🚨: Lamine Yamal on loan to Notts County, Here we go."

[grim needle]

just like lamine

y does our youngsters pops hates us

but moms to the rescue

[loud hornet]

History repeats dads are frauds lol

Moms are the best

[grim needle]

factos✅

[molten hamlet]

No I want to see him become someone great 😭

[grim needle]

we r getting flick

flick is not that fond of youth players

[molten hamlet]

Noo 😭

[molten hamlet]

Man If he loans or sells Yamal. He should be sacked.

I wouldn't mind them selling Fort or Casado

Pena should leave

[lean harbor]

How it should’ve been smh

[loud hornet]

Would never start above Sergi Roberto under Xavi tbh

[dim sable]

WHERE

[charred oyster]

@dim sable

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[dim sable]

Damn so it is trueee

[dim sable]

Tyyy