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[west nimbus]

like 2 hours ago

so..

[charred oyster]

And lost 4-2

To ATHELO

Lmao

[worldly heart]

Barca because they have no money 💀😂👻

[west nimbus]

we have

super liga

[charred oyster]

Damnn that's such a roast

I am scared

Literally a child

☠️

[worldly heart]

Barca because their goat Messi rejected them😂💀👻

[charred oyster]

Question how old are u?

Real question

[worldly heart]

Barca thinking they are winning the ucl😂💀👻

[charred oyster]

Damnn I care so much 💀

[worldly heart]

Barca thinking they are getting Mbappe😂💀👻

[charred oyster]

After madrid lost 5-1 to city

[west nimbus]

madrid thought that

5 times

[worldly heart]

💀14 ucls

[charred oyster]

Didn't he reject u
17 times

And u still twerking?

[cobalt bluff]

Typical deluded Madrid fan response

[charred oyster]

For him?

[west nimbus]

😭😭😭

[worldly heart]

Ronaldo ucl 5

Barca 5💀

[cobalt bluff]

He has to use the dinosaur era UCL’s to try and prove his point

[charred oyster]

Name the ucl final 2014 squad

Quick

Bro

Don't Ghost now

Beo

[cobalt bluff]

He’s googling

[worldly heart]

I ain’t

[charred oyster]

Name it

[cobalt bluff]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[charred oyster]

Don't Google

[cobalt bluff]

He doesn’t know

[sly raptor]

are u ok

[charred oyster]

My grandma can type faster than this

Ayo bro

Quick

[worldly heart]

Barca think Gavi is better💀👻

[charred oyster]

💀

Name the squad

[worldly heart]

Gavi’s Acl👻

[charred oyster]

Quick

[cobalt bluff]

Why are you avoiding it

[charred oyster]

Bro

Name the ucl final squad

2014

Quick

[cobalt bluff]

The kid can’t name the 2014 final squad

[sly raptor]

who

[worldly heart]

You👻💀

[charred oyster]

@cobalt bluff he can't even name his own clubs UCL final squad 💀

[worldly heart]

Bro thinks I can’t 💀👻

[cobalt bluff]

Truly embarassing

[cobalt bluff]

You’re a child

[sly raptor]

i will come to ur house and hunt u down and make sure u never say anything bad about gavi
gavi is our present and future
we would have would the supercup if he wasnt injured

[charred oyster]

I don't why people say they fan of their clubs

When they can't even name their own club's UCL final squad

[worldly heart]

Gavi is our future 💀

[cobalt bluff]

💀💀💀

Either a glory hunter or a literal kid

[worldly heart]

Jude the golden boy

[sly raptor]

thank u

nvm

[worldly heart]

😂Barca after not wining no trophy this year💀👻

[charred oyster]

Mods don't ban here for this so I can't do anything

Also
In the madrid server u get banned in 2 seconds

[sly raptor]

u said gavi was bad in the first place

[charred oyster]

Name the ucl final squad first lil bro

[cobalt bluff]

Not sure why they have to force the ticket thing, it’s usually useless

[worldly heart]

Ronny

[sly raptor]

barca 🤝 another trophyless season

[worldly heart]

Isco

Benzy

[cobalt bluff]

He googled it

[charred oyster]

Buddy

💀

Buddy

[worldly heart]

Bro💀

[cobalt bluff]

What a casual

[charred oyster]

Isco wasn't in 2014 final

Warra knowledge

[cobalt bluff]

💀💀

[worldly heart]

Who doesn’t know benzema and Ronny

[sly raptor]

i think he was

[sly raptor]

what that

[cobalt bluff]

No he wasn’t

At least not in the starting eleven

[charred oyster]

How do u not know?

[sly raptor]

he binged it

[worldly heart]

lol

[sly raptor]

when u cant afford google try bing

[worldly heart]

Get bettter Barca fan

[sly raptor]

i said try

[worldly heart]

We are wining the league

[cobalt bluff]

You can’t even name the 2014 final squad

[charred oyster]

U said Isco is in the final tho 💀

[cobalt bluff]

You’re a proper casual

[sly raptor]

start loving gavi
“barca fan”

[charred oyster]

U don't know ur own club

[worldly heart]

Isco was💀

[cobalt bluff]

No he wasn’t??

[charred oyster]

Buddy 😭

[worldly heart]

Are you dumb💀

[charred oyster]

U can't get dumber than this

[worldly heart]

You can’t get any stupid

Than you are

[charred oyster]

Bro can't name the ucl final squad 😭

[worldly heart]

After supporting Barca

[charred oyster]

Bro said Isco in 2014

😭

[worldly heart]

No way💀😭

Bro is dumb

💀Isco played lil bro

[charred oyster]

Bro Said Isco started in ucl final 💀

[cobalt bluff]

You named a player who wasn’t even in the starting 11 of the 2014 final?

Shows your age

[worldly heart]

You said Real Madrid players who played in the finals

💀👻

[charred oyster]

Ok name the whole thing then

[cobalt bluff]

No?

[charred oyster]

Ok

Ok

[worldly heart]

Marcelo

[charred oyster]

Name the whole thing then

[cobalt bluff]

Ok thats one

[worldly heart]

Bale

Another one?

I think

[charred oyster]

Ok

[cobalt bluff]

Ok

“I think” 😂😂

[charred oyster]

Don't Google

[worldly heart]

Pepe

Ramos

I’m not

I’m texting on my phone

[cobalt bluff]

You can easily switch to google

[charred oyster]

Pepe was in the BENCH in the final but sure

[worldly heart]

No

You said name all

[cobalt bluff]

Who else

[charred oyster]

Yea I said sure

Go on

[worldly heart]

Di maria

[heady shadow]

🍿

[cobalt bluff]

Yea you definitely googled that

[worldly heart]

Did I say Ronny

[charred oyster]

Yeah

U did

[worldly heart]

Okay

[cobalt bluff]

Keep going

[worldly heart]

Casillas

[charred oyster]

Come on quick

[worldly heart]

As Gk

[charred oyster]

Ok

[cobalt bluff]

Ok

[charred oyster]

Keep going

[worldly heart]

Modric I think

[charred oyster]

Ok

[cobalt bluff]

Yea

[worldly heart]

Did I say benzy

[cobalt bluff]

yes

[worldly heart]

Noooooo

[cobalt bluff]

Nah man what the fck

[sly raptor]

was he sub on???

[charred oyster]

U

Dumb

[worldly heart]

Bro

Wth

[sly raptor]

wrong final???

[cobalt bluff]

You’re an idiot 😂😂😂

[worldly heart]

Bro

[charred oyster]

@cobalt bluff well he proved that u can Google it faster 💀

[cobalt bluff]

😂😂😂😂

[sly raptor]

i know

[worldly heart]

No

[sly raptor]

im stupid

[worldly heart]

I’m using my phone

[charred oyster]

No like

[cobalt bluff]

Its all good bro

[heady shadow]

Time to watch this argument unfold

[cobalt bluff]

Well now he kind of knows huh

[worldly heart]

How would I switch that gas if you can see me typing’s

[charred oyster]

"Split screen"

[worldly heart]

Bruh💀

[charred oyster]

👻

[sly raptor]

may king nolan prove me wrong

[charred oyster]

U did a good thing I guess

[worldly heart]

Ngl I wish y’all luck on the copper Dey Rey

[charred oyster]

Since u proved that u can Google it faster

[worldly heart]

Kill Atlético

[charred oyster]

😭

[sly raptor]

shut up and go find urself a girl

[cobalt bluff]

Didn’t you say “I ain’t” when we were asking you to name the 2014 final squad? Then all of a sudden start naming them?

[heady shadow]

Hmmmmm

[charred oyster]

What

[worldly heart]

Bruv

[sly raptor]

come on

im waiting

[charred oyster]

Wdym

Waiting

[cobalt bluff]

“Copper dey rey”

[worldly heart]

Copa

It’s auto correct

[sly raptor]

waiting for u to go touch grass and find urself friends and a girlfriend

so

[worldly heart]

Another day at the office

[charred oyster]

No

[sly raptor]

🤫

[cobalt bluff]

Why are you fighting nolan 😂😂😂

[charred oyster]

I ain't arguing with a gavi simp

[sly raptor]

💯

[cobalt bluff]

We’re in the same team bro

[sly raptor]

have fun pedrinjury

[worldly heart]

But the league is ours tho lol

[charred oyster]

Pedri is a w

[sly raptor]

well…

[sly raptor]

unlike u

[worldly heart]

And champions league

[charred oyster]

Sure

[worldly heart]

Dream

[cobalt bluff]

City would maul you

[sly raptor]

brO
im trying to fight someone so plz stop capping

[worldly heart]

Hell nah

Jude 🗣️

[charred oyster]

They did tho last season

[cobalt bluff]

Hell nah? You got spanked by Atletico

Not once, twice

[sly raptor]

cant believe u believe that

[worldly heart]

We didn’t have Jude

[sly raptor]

@cobalt bluff are u not a barca fan

[charred oyster]

U edited it

Lol

[cobalt bluff]

You did today and still got spanked

[sly raptor]

i didnt lol

[worldly heart]

Did we kill y’all twice too

[cobalt bluff]

I am?

[worldly heart]

2-1 and 4-1

[sly raptor]

no???

[cobalt bluff]

Yes???

[charred oyster]

Stop lying

[sly raptor]

us vs real
and if an city can beat real
we getting spanked by them

[sly raptor]

i edited it because of a typo

[charred oyster]

💀

[sly raptor]

ty bro

[charred oyster]

Ur Don't love gavi bruh stop lying

[cobalt bluff]

I’m confused as to why you’re fighting nolan

[worldly heart]

Bro is in the past💀😭

[charred oyster]

Don't know

[sly raptor]

i dont what to fight him

[charred oyster]

Just leave 💀

[cobalt bluff]

Upload the Kessie goal too

[sly raptor]

alr

[worldly heart]

We have more el Classico Victory than yall

And more league titles

[charred oyster]

Damnn 3 is a lot more

[worldly heart]

And more ucls

[charred oyster]

Just leave

[worldly heart]

Okay😂

[charred oyster]

Stop embarassing urself

[cobalt bluff]

“More ucls” yet you struggle to name the 2014 final squad

[worldly heart]

I was mentioning it

[cobalt bluff]

You quit midway

[worldly heart]

He posted it

[cobalt bluff]

You got lucky 😂😂

[worldly heart]

Shout I mention 2017

Should

[charred oyster]

That's like asking a barca fan to name

2015 squad

[cobalt bluff]

The year that you robbed the UCL? Go ahead

[charred oyster]

Easy asf

[worldly heart]

What you mean rob

Bro come on

[cobalt bluff]

Fr

[cobalt bluff]

2018 as well

[worldly heart]

Didn’t juve beat y’all after 6-1 win

[cobalt bluff]

Actually no, mostly 2017

[charred oyster]

Bayren...

[wild axle]

Madridista alert: opinion invalidated

[charred oyster]

6-1?

Huh?

Which year are we talking 😭

[worldly heart]

2017

[charred oyster]

What does
Our 6-1 win gotta do with Juventus 💀

[cobalt bluff]

We weren’t beat 6-1, what the hell are you talking about

[charred oyster]

Our win mate

[cobalt bluff]

Oh

[worldly heart]

No y’all beat psg

[cobalt bluff]

I read that wrong

[worldly heart]

but y’all let Juventus beat y’all

[cobalt bluff]

Yea and?

[worldly heart]

Come on bro Barca y’all disappoint

And 2018 too

[cobalt bluff]

What does that have to do with your robberies 😂

[worldly heart]

Another disappointment

Liverpool

[charred oyster]

In 2019 y'all lost to ajax.....

Stop talking about 2019

☠️

[wild axle]

This tradkin guy is definitely trolling to get laughs in this barca server

[worldly heart]

2019 y’all thought y’all were winning 💀😂

[wild axle]

Guys probably giggling while typing up

[cobalt bluff]

He’s not even above the age of 12

[worldly heart]

But Liverpool which we own btw won yall

[cobalt bluff]

It’s definitely another 10 year old on here

[wild axle]

He probably is, which makes it worse

[worldly heart]

lol

Vini on Sunday ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[cobalt bluff]

He struggled to name the 2014 final squad earlier, that alone proves it 😂

[worldly heart]

Araujo on Sunday 👻👻👻

[charred oyster]

Ah yeah just like the el Clasicos
Where u thought u were winning 💀

[worldly heart]

we have more el classico wins tho💀😂

[charred oyster]

Oo scary 💀

[cobalt bluff]

You received the most embarrassing losses

[worldly heart]

Vini having a hat trick

[sly raptor]

no

[worldly heart]

Ngl Messi is the goat but we are better than y’all

[sly raptor]

no

gavi is the goat

[cobalt bluff]

💀💀💀

I think he got timed out

[worldly heart]

No

I’m still here

[cobalt bluff]

Awww

[worldly heart]

I was sending a crying Barca fan after 8-2🥺

[cobalt bluff]

So now you’re sucking off Bayern huh? 💀

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104993309325266954/1197687115899740160/BCBAB6C9-1807-4E83-AAF4-DC584FE9AA4E.jpg?ex=65bc2c0c&is=65a9b70c&hm=84a8992e86f340ada723b50d11695c59d77b81438fa5ee994e7a20bffc4299c2&

This u rn

[worldly heart]

lol

Madrid Madrid

[sand stag]

Rafa Marquez should be nowhere near Barca first team. Wtf are these results???

[real parrot]

You lokey love us more than your own club

It's hilarious honestly

[slate lichen]

Madrid new papa 😂

They our grandpa bro

[real parrot]

nah real

[proven torrent]

Haha Barca got cooked then Madrid got cooked back, CLAPBACK

[real parrot]

Girona is our papa, Real is our grandpapa, Atleti is our great grandpapa

the VAR family tree /j

[slate lichen]

We abuse our great grandpa

[real parrot]

hes old and raggedy asf 💀

[proven torrent]

wat?

[slate lichen]

We once abused our grandpa

[proven torrent]

and?

[real parrot]

the La liga family tree lil bro

[proven torrent]

I don't watch La Liga like that

I know it yes, but not breathe it

I breathe Premier League air

[real parrot]

I breath Barca and Milano, so I breath both

[proven torrent]

I breathe Spurs and only spurs

[real parrot]

Based honestly

cant argue with that

[proven torrent]

yep

I hate my club

idk why WE CANT WIN

[real parrot]

I love Solomon 💪

[real parrot]

Yall are good but just unlucky

[proven torrent]

which one?

[real parrot]

manor

plays for spurs

[proven torrent]

ah him

[real parrot]

Hes from the same country as me and he was a baller for Fulham

I hope he does better at north london

[proven torrent]

cool

Man Richarlison, baller for Everton

now he's here DEAD!

[real parrot]

Nah word

Hes been doing much better tho

[proven torrent]

ik

[real parrot]

tahst the upside right?

[proven torrent]

but, i kinda don't blame him he had the WC too

so

[real parrot]

that 2 game prime is why you bought him 😭

[proven torrent]

yep

We get deceived very easily,

but honestly

We win trophies that don't matter and bottle the ones that do

[bronze crest]

✅

[sly raptor]

when he gonna score thou

[bronze crest]

Sunday🙏

[sly raptor]

lets hope

[pure creek]

@charred oyster

[sly raptor]

even bro respects the goat

[pure creek]

laporta please give us one last lever

[pure creek]

🐐

[sly raptor]

👑 🐐

[charred oyster]

😭

[sly raptor]

what i still dont get today is how they only had two min of stoppage time

[hushed heron]

welp, ig we won unionistas 🤷‍♂️

[fierce delta]

damn i keep getting timed out

[bronze trench]

bro what a clown😂

if atlético wins away real and girona in we have chances

[worldly heart]

Ok

[solid gorge]

Vitor roque in eafc24???

I MUST PLAY HIM!!!!

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156897699031941130/1196090546553360394/ssstik.io_1705240257421.mp4?ex=65b65d20&is=65a3e820&hm=dcc2b333abc01a9bb96508e55d2c59856f930352b989f1b75497b1156cf8bdf7&

[spring kayak]

hello culers

[solemn cave]

is this real?

[signal matrix]

S

S

A

[solemn cave]

real

[bronze crest]

👍

[dull fable]

🐐🇸🇻

[unborn jackal]

Pini Jr got owned 😭😭

[worldly heart]

@wise plinth

[wise plinth]

Was it a goal?

[orchid condor]

Offside lol

[wise plinth]

.

[worldly heart]

yes

he made it 3-3

[wise plinth]

How 3-3 if Madrid scored 2

[worldly heart]

if this counted

ceballos made it 3-3

[wise plinth]

It didn’t count

So why ur showing me this

☠️☠️☠️

[worldly heart]

it's because

bellighost is offside

ghosted

[wise plinth]

All of his counted goals were legal

[worldly heart]

you asked where is offside

[wise plinth]

you’re laughing at Madrid while they are 7 points ahead of us

😭😭😭

Stop bro

[worldly heart]

idc

[worldly heart]

yo what

[loud hornet]

Cok

[worldly heart]

hey ladies

[worldly heart]

the real "Rio" would never openly praise real madrid in any way

The only thing that club is ahead of us is in scoring offside goals and not getting caught in the UCL

[nocturne forge]

@dim sable

[dim sable]

oh my gosh on eggs too…

Buy him

Hes so good

Yousef amin

BARCA

BUY HIM

He plays good too

[nocturne forge]

with fermented cabbage also

[dim sable]

😧… well u go enjoy whatever u made!! 🌚🌚

[severe night]

Who

[dim sable]

Yousef amin 😡😡

He is so goooddd

Trust

[nocturne forge]

i ate the whole thing

[dim sable]

I bet u were forced to eat it

[nocturne forge]

nah i bought it myself after i walked to the store

it was so good and my body feels great

[dim sable]

forced

Im calling cps dont worry

Ur gonna get saved 🙏🏼

[dim sable]

Ew

Hes so zesty

He def got hard when mbappe touched him

[charred oyster]

Bro it was a reply to ronaldo
Saying

Sadui league is better than ligue 1

[dim sable]

Oh 😭😭

LMAOO

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136065038227099791/1197974624122699897/The_Best_Player_Of_2024__.mp4?ex=65bd37cf&is=65aac2cf&hm=e159df6647679d7af657f202edd17a7342604f61db29eee8f975642489f2691f&

[severe night]

Based

[tall spire]

when xavi lets him fukin play😭

[worldly heart]

Anto Anto Anto
Antoine Griezmann

[worldly heart]

I agree

💯

[halcyon canopy]

Just bcz he scored against real doesnt mean hes the best itw tf 😭😭

[worldly heart]

He actually is

[charred oyster]

Watch football then comeback 😭

😭

And ur a madrid fan ofc u would say that

[halcyon canopy]

Griezmann wont even be top 10 this year

[halcyon canopy]

Neutral dumbass

[charred oyster]

Sure sure...

[halcyon canopy]

Just bc i dont have messi and some barca player in my pfp doesnt mean i dont stand by barca 💀

[charred oyster]

"Madrid better"

Lol

[worldly heart]

Best player in Spain 2023

Lmfao

Stop smoking on that za

[halcyon canopy]

Keyword spain

[worldly heart]

He even performed in ucl

Lol

[charred oyster]

#💬︱chat message

[halcyon canopy]

What about ballon d'or ranking

[charred oyster]

😭

[worldly heart]

Not to mention he's winning the euros this year

[halcyon canopy]

France owns euros tbh

[tawny shuttle]

Bruh

[halcyon canopy]

I'm from france dw

[worldly heart]

They were knocked out by Switzerland

Last time

[worldly heart]

Ew

Get off my screen

[halcyon canopy]

Yes but they still perform good in international tournaments

Sometimes they do flop

But no team is perfect

[tawny shuttle]

They play the most disgusting football ever

[worldly heart]

Only if they played with actual French players 😔

[halcyon canopy]

It works 🤷

[tawny shuttle]

They score once and than they make sure nobody plays football for the next 90 minuts

[tawny shuttle]

Because of the refs

france havent played a fair game sinds 1972

(1972 is not a special date but I just mean they havent played a fair game in a long time)

[halcyon canopy]

They wouldn't be losing if they were playing that gay

[tawny shuttle]

No they just trying to play football

[halcyon canopy]

Where you from then bro 💀

[worldly heart]

Netherlands

[tawny shuttle]

france doesnt want too

[halcyon canopy]

I live in belgium

Pretty close

In thr flanders

[tawny shuttle]

BRUUHHH

[halcyon canopy]

I speak dutch but

[tawny shuttle]

WHY DO YOU LIKE france

[halcyon canopy]

Not the same accent

[worldly heart]

i speak both dutch and french

[tawny shuttle]

Bro ik ben een Belg

[halcyon canopy]

Im from france but i live in belgium

[tawny shuttle]

Aaahhh

[halcyon canopy]

💀

Aina

Woont gij in wallonie

[tawny shuttle]

Natuurlijk ni

Antwerpen

[halcyon canopy]

Waar in antwerpe woont ge

[tawny shuttle]

Aartselaar

Komt ge mij bezoeke?

[halcyon canopy]

Ik woon daar nie eens dicht bij 😭

Ik woon tussen breendonk en willebroek

Allemaal mocros gast

[tawny shuttle]

Jammer

[tawny shuttle]

Zeg zeg zeg

Das ni vriendelijk

[halcyon canopy]

Sorry hoor meneer 😰

Kzal volgende keer liever zijn

[tawny shuttle]

Das goe

[hushed heron]

yo wssp

[wise plinth]

@dim sable

Come outside

Oh my god

[dim sable]

Wtf is this

[wise plinth]

Kounde

[wise plinth]

Martinez

[dim sable]

Hes injured

[wise plinth]

No shi

Look at his past games

[dim sable]

He prob wont be the same after his injury

[wise plinth]

I’ll put him any day instead this French twat

☠️☠️

[dim sable]

calling kounde a twat is crazy 😭😭

[wise plinth]

Bro can’t control can’t pass even the goal yesterday was lucky as f he didn’t believe it

☠️☠️☠️

Bro just got the drip to clothes

[dim sable]

Kounde is a big part of our defense and he is important

Just cuz he played bad against madrid doesnt mean hes bad

[wise plinth]

Martinez more

[dim sable]

In most of our games this szn he was the one who helped the most

[wise plinth]

He fell off bad from Sevilla

He was one of the best cbs now he ain’t top 10

[dim sable]

Alr bro

😭

[wise plinth]

Want me to name?

[dim sable]

Alr

[wise plinth]

1. Dias 2. KIM 3. Araujo 4. Saliba 5. VVD 6. Gvardiol 7. Alaba 8. Militao 9. Romero 10. Rudiger 11. Stones 12. Martinez (Man U) 13. Upamecano 14. De ligt 15. Bremer 16. ake 17. Christensen 18. Ramos 19. Konate

And more to come

Marquinhos

Akanji

Bastoni

[dim sable]

☠️

[unreal mountain]

Som-hi

[dim sable]

Future barca player

[charred oyster]

We need this guy first

[dim sable]

Whats his position ?

[charred oyster]

Cm

☠️☠️

[terse viper]

Hi

[tacit prawn]

so his mom must be hot

[dim sable]

Hmm i think youssef is better and he a winger

[nocturne forge]

blackness ohhhh blackness!

but he plays any midfield position. more regular cm but lately hes been tried in cdm positions bc hes so good on the ball its hard to take it from him.

[dim sable]

Youssef amin better he scores goals and he can make the defenders go on their knees for him cuz hes the best 🥰

[sand stag]

Barca U-21 is stacked + soon lucas bergvall

[tacit prawn]

we still going to lose against real madrid

[sly raptor]

thats hella good

[sand stag]

Love your positivity

[sly raptor]

but half of those players play for barca cause we cant afford nobody

[sand stag]

Im sayin

[dim sable]

Wheres youssef

Im not 💔

[tacit prawn]

who's youssef

[dim sable]

Our future player

[dim sable]

.

[tacit prawn]

from saudia arabia?

[dim sable]

Hes from iraq

But hes SO good

[tacit prawn]

nah the future is in yamal hands

[nocturne forge]

you just want him to marry you thats it

[dim sable]

Hes older i cant marry him yet 🥰🥰

Just have to wait a lil

[nocturne forge]

NO

bad

qayface

[dim sable]

Im tryna marry him and make him go to barca just trust me 🙏🏼🙏🏼

He will be a top signing

[nocturne forge]

qay! no!

[sly raptor]

plz stop

he is bad person

do not marry

[dim sable]

Wdym jes a bad person

[nocturne forge]

@dim sable

[dim sable]

Wtf did u put on them

[sly raptor]

what the hell

[nocturne forge]

rabies

[sly raptor]

lmao

[dim sable]

Damn

They look cold and sad and lonely

[nocturne forge]

na but i put pepper, garlic, paprika, salt, and olive oil

they were fresh out the oven and crispy

youre just a hater

[dim sable]

U put in the oven?

[nocturne forge]

yes

[dim sable]

PFTT

[nocturne forge]

frying is very unhealthy

[dim sable]

All he ate was an orange

[nocturne forge]

really

[dim sable]

Yes

and grilled cheese

[nocturne forge]

well ill finish these fries ill give him another orange

[dim sable]

Give me some im hungry

Sharing is nice and kind

[sly raptor]

why is ur hand

so girlish

[dim sable]

I also have an orange if u want

I grew it myself

[nocturne forge]

i take care of my body

i let my gf do my nails

[dim sable]

Qay

[nocturne forge]

shes good

[sly raptor]

there were 3 lies in that sentence

[dim sable]

Lesbian

[sly raptor]

there were 2 lies in THAT sentence

[charred oyster]

Not everyone is GAE FOR GAVI

[sly raptor]

1 lie

[dim sable]

Gavi come back pls

[charred oyster]

Wait so

[dim sable]

Omg youssef amin is coming

[nocturne forge]

but to be fair, if either of my hands punched you in the face youd suffer permanent brain damage. just saying.

[dim sable]

He is flying to barca rn

[sly raptor]

i hate u completely

[charred oyster]

I don't hate gavi

[dim sable]

Omg my future husband is coming to barca 😍😍

What

[sly raptor]

5 lies

[dim sable]

Someone sent sum

[sly raptor]

???

[nocturne forge]

ew

[dim sable]

Theres no lies my baby girl is coming tmrw

[sly raptor]

i want to roast that somehow

but

[dim sable]

And he will be better than pellingham

[sly raptor]

u did

[dim sable]

Im gonna go watch the game now 🥰🥰🥰

Why is a fish having an opinion

[sly raptor]

hearn burns???

[dim sable]

Keep it to ur self 🙏🏼

Pavi owns pellipoal

[sly raptor]

babe

[charred oyster]

This is @swift hull rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1136065038227099791/1197620460486135988/be3d4cdebb151569afe22cb617f52ac2.mp4?ex=65bbedf8&is=65a978f8&hm=f68ece9c9357488fa1eb83777385d7e37071a3cc5a9d58dc1c6f498497c7d559&

[dim sable]

Wow

[dim sable]

Babygirl

[dim sable]

Funfact: im married to ferran torres

[dim sable]

What..

[sly raptor]

this u bro???

[charred oyster]

How many children is bro hiding under there.

[dim sable]

Omg his b**obs

Hes my husband

[sly raptor]

🤫

[sly raptor]

[charred oyster]

Luis Enrique will murder u

[dim sable]

Im saving that pic btw

[dim sable]

Tell him to come outside

[sly raptor]

which one

i found that one in this server

[dim sable]

WTF

[sly raptor]

this also u???

[dim sable]

i cant say mi|f

The b**ob ferran one

Whats that

Its cute

[charred oyster]

|

[sly raptor]

|igured it out

[dim sable]

/kay

[sly raptor]

i am gay for u
and u only

[charred oyster]

What if he is a girl 🔪

[dim sable]

Omg

Confirmed

[charred oyster]

He does act like one

No offence

Yea agreed

[sly raptor]

who is gay now

[charred oyster]

No

U

[sly raptor]

im a girl

[dim sable]

What me

Shush furry ball

[sly raptor]

how sexist of u
just cause im a girl doesnt mean im trans

[dim sable]

Omg sexist

Call the police

[sly raptor]

ringing

[dim sable]

Ty bby

[sly raptor]

im reporting @swift hull
bro is sexually abusing me

[dim sable]

I wont listen to a fish 😡😡

[sly raptor]

havent been for the last hour

[dim sable]

Queen

[charred oyster]

WHAT?

[dim sable]

??

Omg not a queen

[sly raptor]

i am her

no way

@swift hull plz stop shiiing on the toliet
i want to see u again

i think u mean toliet

btw ur bio is nice

but not nice enough to not report

ty bro

anything else before i report u

if u type again u are racist and sexist

so

🤫

[charred oyster]

If you report me you like 5 year old boys

Now what

🕊️

[sly raptor]

im a boy

no

*girl

damn it

[charred oyster]

💀

[heady shadow]

How did you do that

[sly raptor]

if u type again u are racist and sexist

so

🤫

oh

good to see u again @heady shadow

[heady shadow]

I never disappeared

Im always watching

[charred oyster]

Wdym how

[sly raptor]

3 lies

if u type again u are racist and sexist
so

🤫

u typed again

[charred oyster]

G

[heady shadow]

Cod highlighted his comment idk how you do that

[sly raptor]

@swift hull is #racist and #sexist

[charred oyster]

this?

Or

#📺︱multimedia message

This

[sly raptor]

#📺︱multimedia message

[charred oyster]

Copy message link

[sly raptor]

thank

u

for

making

[charred oyster]

Did u get muted?
@heady shadow

😭

[sly raptor]

@swift hull

[heady shadow]

No

#📺︱multimedia message

[sly raptor]

goy

[charred oyster]

Ah

[sly raptor]

racist

and

sexist

6 lies their

thast more cap than my life

[charred oyster]

3 lies fr

[sly raptor]

i roasted my self again

damn it

[charred oyster]

Everything 👍

[sly raptor]

love, lazy, myslef

[dim sable]

Look how good he plays

[charred oyster]

..

[dim sable]

he is such agood player

[sly raptor]

damn he kinda bad

[dim sable]

He will come

[charred oyster]

Wtf

[dim sable]

Ikr

[charred oyster]

Fr

[dim sable]

Hes better

[worthy beacon]

wtf

[sly raptor]

@everyone look at @swift hull bio

[worthy beacon]

Got a notification that golden boy was being racist lmao

[sly raptor]

and go report it

[charred oyster]

No

[sly raptor]

yes

[dim sable]

Bbg u fooled me

[sly raptor]

bro is racist and sexist

and outright down bad for me

[dim sable]

No youssef better

[sly raptor]

no

ur more

[dim sable]

What travis song is this?

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104993309325266954/1196148744501080124/v0f044gc0000cmep1o7og65g9a0a8m00.mov?ex=65b69354&is=65a41e54&hm=64e93d3437704f4ef0041090a906ebcdf950e1364b7acebd0c95f5300656b95a&

Hey same song

[dim sable]

Daddy fdj

[sly raptor]

bro

ur things are loading

[dim sable]

🤨

[sly raptor]

jsust like my brain

[sly raptor]

MY EYES

[dim sable]

That kinda sounds wrong

[dim sable]

Ty boo

[sly raptor]

glad we share 2 things in common

[charred oyster]

I saw

[dim sable]

🥜

[dim sable]

This what u send

Look at my eyes

[sly raptor]

tell me a tale

[dim sable]

Love this sing

[charred oyster]

U gotta press si

[dim sable]

Song

[sly raptor]

best busquest assist

[dim sable]

Why isnt there a youssef amyn gif

Qay

[charred oyster]

Gae

[heady shadow]

In my history on this server, I rarely see people understanding some of the qualities in the game like Rotations, Off the Ball Runs, or even simple things like positioning.

Almost everyday near this time(whatever time zone) I will post this to inform people on the basics of the game and not just accusing everyone and everything for a loss or a win or ridiculing another team for a loss.

** WELCOME TO BASIC GUIDE OF FOOTBALL PART 6**

Second Thing that needs to be talked about are the Formations in Football
** If you cant feel like Reading it all its in sections**

Yesterday we talked about the Subphases in and out of possession. Now we are talking about formations

*** There are no FORMATIONS in football ***
Ever wondered what formation your team was trying to play and you look at the 4-3-3 but it looks nothing like it, it’s probably because formations dont exist anymore.
Positional Play exists but it does not revolve around formations but positions.
Players are but into specific zones which will make them more effective not formations. They dont form a 433 nor a 442 not even a 325 in pep team it is all rigid but fluid like ange says. Sarri is probably the only one who uses a 433 but he still has rotations and moves that dont make it a 433.
Instead of formations there are structures that I will talk about next time.

• End of the Guide •

[sly raptor]

@heady shadow plz personally send me all of ur guides

ty

[heady shadow]

Ok

[dim sable]

Yall wanna see my fav gif

[sly raptor]

ty

[sly raptor]

no gifs in this server thou

😭 🙄

[dim sable]

U can send

Hold on

[sly raptor]

no

[charred oyster]

Prolly Yousef

[dim sable]

Oh

U cant

[dim sable]

Theres no youssef gif sadly

[sly raptor]

FC Barcelona, commonly known as Barça, was founded on November 29, 1899, by a group of Swiss, English, and Catalan footballers led by Joan Gamper. The club has a rich history, achieving success both domestically and internationally. Barcelona has won numerous La Liga titles and Copa del Rey trophies. The team’s iconic stadium, Camp Nou, has been witness to many historic moments.

One of Barcelona’s defining eras came under coach Johan Cruyff in the late 1980s and early 1990s, known as the “Dream Team” era. This period saw the emergence of legendary players like Pep Guardiola and the club’s first European Cup triumph in 1992.

In the 21st century, Barcelona experienced unprecedented success under coaches like Frank Rijkaard, Pep Guardiola, and Luis Enrique. The team’s style of play, often referred to as “tiki-taka,” became renowned for its possession-based, quick-passing football.

During Lionel Messi’s tenure with the club, Barcelona achieved remarkable success, winning multiple UEFA Champions League titles and numerous domestic honors. Messi, often considered one of the greatest footballers of all time, played a pivotal role in shaping the club’s modern history.

However, financial challenges and management issues led to a transitional phase, and Messi departed the club in 2021 due to financial constraints. Barcelona continues to evolve, with a focus on rebuilding and maintaining its status as one of the footballing giants.

made ur brother chat gpt do that

[charred oyster]

Hardest Argentina edit

[worldly heart]

mark best editor

[sly raptor]

Barcelona’s historic rivalry with Espanyol, another club based in the city, adds to the footballing drama of the region. The matches between these two teams, known as the “Derbi Barceloní,” are highly anticipated, contributing to the vibrant football culture of the city.

The club’s commitment to sustainability is evident in its initiatives to reduce its environmental impact. From eco-friendly stadium practices to community projects promoting environmental awareness, Barcelona aims to be a leader in sustainable sports.

Barça’s global football academies, known as “Barça Academies,” operate in various countries, nurturing young talents worldwide and spreading the club’s footballing philosophy to different corners of the globe.

In the political landscape, Barcelona has occasionally been a symbol of Catalan identity and autonomy, with the club’s success sometimes intertwined with broader sociopolitical narratives in the Catalonia region.

As FC Barcelona continues to evolve, these diverse aspects contribute to its multifaceted legacy, reinforcing its position as not just a football club but a cultural, social, and global phenomenon.

[heady shadow]

Probably putting them in that app for threads

[dim sable]

Im the best editor

[sly raptor]

im betetr

[dim sable]

Im betweer

[dim sable]

Pftt u havent seen mu edits

[charred oyster]

S h i t edits

My grandma can make this

[sly raptor]

i didnt even make that

no watermake or anyhting

[charred oyster]

I know

[sly raptor]

see

[charred oyster]

That's why I said

[sly raptor]

i just liek that one

good moment

right song

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114222672184885268/1197552945760305363/734c54a364fa500b50e873d65c565fed.mp4?ex=65bbaf17&is=65a93a17&hm=5c90828cdf85dd05184e12a40d24110a53bf3f9a4ce13353541a45145e7e500e&

[charred oyster]

@swift hull does it show u the video or is it black?

Ah ok

24 June 1987

[dull fable]

🐐

[rose raft]

Ahhhhh

[rose raft]

ajajaj

[sly raptor]

no

his team was to bad

[sand stag]

Along with Pedri, Gavi, Fermín, Héctor and Marc Guiu 🤩

[dim sable]

And youssef amin

[dim crescent]

What

R we getting Lukas barvegal

[sly raptor]

idk

probolay not because he too expensice

[dim crescent]

He said he will since Barca are pushing him

[sly raptor]

i thought we wanted greenwood

[noble thistle]

Yessir greenwood was the goat

Before he threw his career down the drain for a bit of pleasure

[sly raptor]

i just found someone in this server who said he likes barca and liverpool

@pale shoal

[noble thistle]

Why did Messi get in toty

What did he do

[real parrot]

Yoo random question, I am getting an AC Milan 2007 UCL final jersey and I heard it's better to get Retro jerseys 1 size above. Is that true?

[sly raptor]

Idk

[sly raptor]

Lit

[quartz jacinth]

DAMN

do you collect jerseys?

[wind patio]

kinda, i have few mostly barcelona ones

[quartz jacinth]

very cool

I have one

[wind patio]

nice

[quartz jacinth]

barcelona 18-19 player version

[wind patio]

home or what?

[quartz jacinth]

home

with messi nameset printed

and champions league patches

[wind patio]

🔥

[quartz jacinth]

😁

[wind patio]

i have this season gavi home, this season home with no name. I have 2011-12 away with messi on the back. Inter miami with taylor and that shirt when pique did the 🖐️ against real madrid

this i think

[real ermine]

i have a signed shirt

from like

2013

😭

[barren tendon]

i have this season fake tshirt

[bronze trench]

give it me as present

[tacit prawn]

bro wants barca joursey so bad

[dull fable]

A little nice xd

[bronze trench]

yes😭

[worldly heart]

Making own happiness now 😭

[unborn ivy]

❤️💙Barca forever

[loud hornet]

He is him

[bronze trench]

imagine in football

ωκ

[upper turret]

No messi on the miami shirt?

[wind patio]

taylor is from my country lol

[upper turret]

Oh makes sense

I love taylor tho goated player

[wind patio]

taylor is playing with alba, busquets, messi and suarez

two years ago was playing with some random norwegians .

[worthy beacon]

Tru

Taylor got blessed fr

[hot spade]

haaland ended up clapping 😭

[real parrot]

??

[real parrot]

Wya?

[wind patio]

Finland

[frank cloud]

is this from fifa

or how

[tall spire]

🐐

[sly raptor]

@fringe zephyr

@fringe zephyr

[next dune]

Leverkusen proofing they are best team itw

[severe night]

Leverkusen fan?

[small apex]

rate my team guys

[charred oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114222672184885268/1196093905918230548/1b2323518c018435bf8a48aa96634525.mp4?ex=65b66041&is=65a3eb41&hm=55756a7018b7a7432fd47dbb9bb22a2070d08f648679f0fd9f45938e7846b68b&

[small apex]

yeah

we actually have 3 rlly good cms in meretti mckennie and rovella so dont need that we have about 50 gks but we do need more cbs

[rose raft]

xd

[old finch]

bro

did we js get deleted

npc ahhh 😭

then theyll ban me for being "too insensitive"

[torpid ore]

what happpened

why my fav girl got deleted

why

she was cute

why people are so mean over a girl

let her express herself the way she wants and explore her body

but high school girls wasted 100 pounds on make up each day

[worldly heart]

Ok

Ig it's over

[bronze trench]

what happened

[bronze trench]

sorry but it sounds funny

[sly raptor]

idk what type of team that is supposed to be

[tacit tulip]

ey yo guys

[nocturne forge]

@dim sable

[tacit tulip]

you heard lewa commented on tiktok about messi winning ballon dor in 2021

[sly raptor]

wtf

[nocturne forge]

bruh. what is your problem. its a flag, a chessboard, and my pc. swear youll always find something.

[sly raptor]

no

[nocturne forge]

then what

[sly raptor]

its the setup

like

the

oc

and computer stand

[tacit tulip]

setup is amazing