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Hmmm looks good but the chicken looks sad
i want to grill my chicken from now on
to be fair tho i didnt marinate it
i should have
i have that
Enjoy
yeah. i can cook.
U made that?
yes
you will and you will lose
pfttt u havent seen my cooking yet
i cook better since i have to feed my lil bro
U will lose
I can make garlic bread better
na
I have my own secret sauce
no sauce
I mean garlic sauce 😒
when u take a bite of my garlic bread u will start eating ur finger its that good
when u eat mine you have gasms
Oh! Well when u eat mine u pass away
And die and come back for me
Cuz u want more garlic bread
when u eat mine you have gasm constantly and then live to tell the tale after being resurrected from the dead
Garlic bread is the best thing ever
When u eat mine u will pass away and beg on ur knees for more cuz its that good
sure
Try my garlic bread u will be in heaven
You poisoning it?
when u eat mine you eill wish you had my hands and brain to make it bc there is no other
Well..
pfftttt u can never beat my cooking
u will wish u had my smart mind
Actually I make a delicious garlic bread
Is it as good as mine ? 🥰
I don’t buy garlic bread in a while, I make it
I use two sheets of puff pastry
Puff pastry?
Trust me
Alrr
Puff pastry, then you spread your mix (garlic, seasonings, cheese and butter) then another puff pastry, oven for 15 minutes
Delicious
im sorry but im smarter
Ngl i might try it
Who r u
u wanna be us so bad
nah
my cooking >>>
wanna see me cook
you cant be relevant without your lies
My garlic bread is made with fresh bread
Nah I would never want to be like you
I make with my OWN hands
cooked
This is @nocturne forge cooking
you would
i made my own bread. its not hard.
This video made me realize we are in the fan-hq 😅😅
just takes alot of time
I make my own yeast my own flower and my own salt
thats not hard either
You make your own water?
my family is full of farmers
yup reverse osmosis
I cant say 💔
ha loser
My family owns farmers
sure
My dad is basketball people
😂
U broke the cycle
fr
Real
Rate my cooking
Hello Lewandowski
U can cook
hi
grizzy
Igtg
you better get back you qayface
Im so much better
do it then
Im not abusing a tangerine for this
Pfttt
u cant do one
I can do 1988
show me
I dont have a ball
u suck
i can send ball
Could never be me
i can 100
the qays took them
nice bro
Hmmm 🤨
wanna kill some qays?
Where
Drake hello kitty* 🥰
goats
Fr
cod
The fish?
Well he is muted so we cant 😭
we gotta geng beng him
😎
ew a dog
I hate dogs stop
youre dumb
Im smart
not at all
Cats cuter
@dim sable
Whats happening
bc we were teenagers and didnt know any better
Ur still a teenager
Bffr
shes a princess
whats her name
روبي
Ayyy 😭😭
im not 💀 im playing with her
we’re playing catch
Its a cat
she loves me
Sure…
Holy voice
Corpse 2.0
Omg corpse
what 💀
Ur voice
Deep as
Corpse
Yeah
Why do u have so many dogs
because i love my doggies
I grew this
Barca femini 😶🌫️🫡🫡🫡
they won 4-0 against madrid today
fr
433 on paper
325 in possession
Pedri drops down as 2nd phase controller when Frenkie carries forward
same thing if FDJ drops, it would be a 424 in possession with Pedri - AC double pivot
Fermin/Gundo as box threat with late runs or provide link up
Cancelo being our best wide attacker
@cobalt bluff @loud hornet
this probably minimises most of our players flaw
Oh hell yes
cool thing is fermin could rotate with lamine or raph when they decides to play inside since he had experience playing at the wing (can hold width)
not sure about gundo tho
so it wouldnt be too static
oh no need to worry about highline too as long as kounde doesnt play centrally, araujo and balde recovery is good enough to cover large spaces
Hell yes and switch pedri and gundo's position. He is better as left interior also his main foot is right so no sense in him playing as right interior
I personally wants pedri on the left so he could rotate with FDJ movement, and also i like what i saw with Fermin and Lamine’s dynamic as a duo on that side
Also I am not too keen on using 3 defenders we already have double pivot. We need fullbacks to support attackers and overlap.
If there is no fullbacks there wont be enough movements in the final thirds
Kounde probably wont stuck at the back most of the time, he has the permit to drive forward like how he usually does
well this is just a rough idea i had, would love to see xavi tries smtg like this
still lacking ball winning in the squad tho
Yeah but you play pedri as cm so it wont matter but gundo if he plays higher then he need to shoot. He is right footed player and he cannot be that effective in a right interior. Angle bias is a huge factor in football
yeah ik that we have 0 left footed interior lol
pedri is right footed his best position is on the lcm too
tho he has no problem playing on rcm but still he plays his best on the left
Also one big factor is that of you need players especially attackers that doesnt loose the ball for a box midfeild to work.
It wont really work with our attackers lmao they loose the ball everytime they touch it.
thats why i didnt put lewandowski on the sheet
🏃♂️
Raphinha also loses the ball way too much
Ideally lamine plays but hes 16
Blame the club’s recruitment
I blame the manager more
lol
We literally dont need to use inside forwards but we still do idk why
fdj 😍
Mans had that rizz since childhood
gavi???
yeah
That means he will be a good manager
We should not trust any manager unless they are bald
I repeat never trust any manager unless they are bald
my capi
Vincent kompany
He is bald but he aint a fraud so no
yes revengeee
no its not
bro they rly showed us up fr
womens team carrying the legacy for us
ong im gonna blame our lack of wins on the fact that lewandowski NEVER gets any good reception from the wingers and the midfielders are busy ball chasing instead of passing and playmaking
if we could get a winger that would js give lewa some better balls
only fdj be creating chances for us, he's involved in some of the goals we scored somehow
ferran torres too
but fr
but lwk i literally dont get what the midfielders are doing
gavi be ball chasing bc as soon as our midfield gets the ball we lose it bc of interception or tackle
som1 needa go tell xavi that he needa get some reception for lewa and some knowledge into the midfielders
excluding fdj bc he literally doing the whole midfields work on his own
uhm now im done ranting ima prolly be inactive for a lil while
byebye ppl
visca barca 🤞
what do you guys think?
superb
The white on cool
Ew
nice ones
no thanks
🔥🔥
i dont hate it but i dont like it
First is decent that away kid is ugly ahh tho
only thing is that the first kit looks like it came from pes
JOSE MOURINHO'S agent Jorge Mendes has put his name on the table to be Xavi's replacement at Barcelona
💀
yes and no
It looks FRESH
We need winners
Omg yes sack xavi rn
Give mou half a season to prove his loyalty cos we cant get worse then 4-1 loss to MADRID
There will always be individual defensive errors because barca defensively and offensively play as a team of individuals instead of a team. Jon Mackenzie says that the defensive structure determines the ability as a coach and rn Xavi is one of the ones on the very bottom of the list.
Bergvall is not FDJ hes an all phase 8
Veerman
no what
mourinho is not good anymore
trust me, I’m saying this as a Roma fan
he hasn’t adapted to modern football
he had the lowest average points earned per game than any Roma manager in the last 40 years
terrible in the league
he was only good in Europa league
which btw he ended up bottling
cus he decided to park the bus against Sevilla to go to pens, against Bounou 😭
and Roma’s squad rn is more than good enough to not be at 9th
De Rossi’s definitely not gna do better than Mourinho, but sacking Mourinho was inevitable
@worldly heart you have low iq then
Mou brought your club more success then last 20 yrs
what
the conference league was literally made the season Roma won it
Its amazing to win definitely, and Mourinho has undeniably been excellent in Europe competitions, but it doesn’t matter
1
I hope roma wins nothing for another 50 yrs now
I’d rather have the club play ucl football and have incredible feats such as beating huge clubs Barcelona (despite it being my favorite club) in the knockout stages than winning a newly established European competition below the Europa league against an average side from the Netherlands
So you support 2 clubs
ok buddy 💀
I’ve been a culer since 2014, I just like Roma
That’s definitely not how it works
So your a fake fan
They’ve consistently been top 4 for a large majority of those years
They know the clubs gonna be hogwash for another 50yrs now
Don’t get me wrong I love Mou and he’s done incredible things with Roma, but he’s not good in the league and his tactics don’t work with modern football anymore
Sure buddy
It’s simple as that
No mourinho is good
Not for Barca
Now they will rot and die
So they weren’t relevant when they beat our club in the ucl? When they were consistently top 4 for several years?
But they’re suddenly relevant when they win a newly establish European competition below the Europa league?
While they’re consistently outside the top 4?
Makes total sense
Roma just played more direct route one football but mourinho did good at roma
Only relevanr thing about them now is being mous ex club
He’s been average for Roma, amazing in competitions but below average in the league
Negative ball knowledge
Above avg
9th is above average?
Barely qualified for Europa last season if not for a last min penalty
Yeah I agree I already said that, he was amazing the first season
But he’s been average since then
You like roma but dont even know this @worldly heart
Especially now
He got europa league for them last season
I’ve already acknowledged it, you just don’t want to read what I say
Thats a plus
Man comes on here, says hes a roma fan. Then lied
Ik I already said he’s amazing in competitions
Idk
Read what I say you dysfunctional dumbas
I meant from the league
They got 6th
No but hes got a real good defensive plan
9th isn't that bad
Barely, took a last min penalty to have enough points. With the squad Roma had last season, it shouldn’t have been that close
With the squad Roma has this season 9th is terrible
Roma had an awful squad
Barely top 4
Last season? It was definitely a good squad
Never said that
Roma has Abraham leadinf them
The worst striker in europe
That mou somehow got 30 goals out of
He went with atlanta and juve cut him some slack
He was literally good last season until his injury, no ball knowledge
No he wasnt. Last 2 seasons, abraham had the most missed xg, most missed chances in top 5 leagues
He had great results last season
He was god awful
Yet he still had half decent results, I’m not saying he’s amazing but he was decent
True
He was an awful st carried bymou
Stop looking at stats, watch the games and you’d see Tammy was decent for the first half of the season
Carried by Dybala but sure give Mou all the credit for every single player’s achievements 😭
World class at missing sitters
Nobody said world class, you’re just saying random stuff instead of reading what I’m actually saying
I’m gonna go to sleep bruh you’re impossible 😭
Literally mentally molested
Thats me talking to fake roma fan with 0 football iq
Abraham was so bad
Case closed: Mourinho will give you top 10
He just had a heap of chances
Oop
Shame he snaked us
Barca when they used to Barca
Xavi is just shite with that
I would blame 50% of the defeat against real on xavi for his awful defensive decisions
Did tifo football make a new video on barca or?
Pumas stripes kit templates are underwhelming, best striped kit designs are made by nike and adidas
I did have a halve one
.
Who's tifo?
Guys look at this video of our Barca Atletic. This is what attack should look like.
Notice how every player moves in a triangle even when attacking to create a free man. This is what I hoped Xavi would do never happened.
every barça team besides the men's first team cooking
Fr
If only we could pay refs
☠️
@patent wharf imagine 🤓
4 is their highest
One of the best football youtube channels to learn about football tactics
Get rafa marquez in, xavi out
my insta algorithm showing me this
no messi no party
bro have chatgpt in front of google
tf
who cares who is the right or left
if I'm in front of u u are in front of me
Rafa Márquez Masterclass
🔥
Where did you get that
Matchday
thanks
I link it to ur dm
alr
thi sucks
TRIVIA TIME @everyone
yay!
🔥
i will lose
But I’m in school
Yipe
😭
i lose
picture trivia
I’m in bed
wallah
Lets go
barca 4:0 madrid
no
Messi is Barça
why have i been pinged
score jump 💀
no, u will lose miserably
렛츠고
what is even the topic
Пон да
РУССКИЕ ОТПИШИТЕ В ЛС
i just came
Viniii
i'm just like my club
i'm in bathroom 💀
we will wait for a while before we can start
noooo
im taking a huge shite
کصکشا
its ez
Don't embarrass us tonight
BARCA 4:1 MADRID
Like your team
Lmao
Пошел нахуй
can u tell us the reason?
bro ill get internet delay or some shite
agreed
some of them
Less go
My great grandad dad killed funny moustache man
barca 102848348-0 madrid
Blud you are embarrassing
OK, GET READY: TRIVIA TIME
i don't speak belarusian
what's that
nah i'd lose
no dm this time plz
🥸
cmonnnnnn
Força Madrid ale ale
i'm so confident
Wtf is that
I love this server bro
It's Russian
Lmao
Come on
💀
who da host
GUESS THE PLAYER
oh
wha'ts 1
Time to lose
bus
busquets
busquetes
busquets
busquets
busquets
BUSQUETS
Pedro
Xavi
Xavi
busi
Busquets
busquets
Busquets
busquets
Xavi
BUSS
🤣
Budgets
Busquets
sergio busquets
sunderland to win the bundesliga
Sergi
Lakaka
xavi
i said bus first on my screen idek
Busi
busquets
Pedrito
UMTITI
Pedro
Sergio Buswuets
Chavi
Busquets
Marc Bartra
my uncle
Busquets
Sergio Busquets
w
sergio busquets
Sergio Busquets
aw
I think David villa is starting
i was prob 1ms off
Messi
My dads uncle was a general for a dictator
Busquets
i thought it was my uncle 💀
it was chong from luton
Busquets
naaah
GET READY
🔱💙❤️🔱…. Aitana…. 👀
every ms counts
Busquets
it sholud be me
no
it's me
not really
🚌
another one?
why not
your internet is trolling you
bus
reload discord
Penalty for Argentina
ctrl + r
😦 it's always the internet
penalty for pepsi
YES
messi
No
Keep crying
Vamooosss
GUESS THE PLAYER
umtiti
Lukaku
suarez
Suarez
lewandowski
lewa
swarez
suarez
lewa
Neymar
roque
lewandowski
Lewa
Lewandowski
Lewy
suarez
lukaku
suar
Omg
Lewa
Lewa
Gavi
SerginRoberto
Lewandoski
Ez abde
Suarez
Lakaka
Lewandowski
Marc Guiu
NOOOO
Pedri
lewy
LEWA
it's cristiano
dammit
w
i got this right
i guessed second
Yall way too fast
Funny mistache man
lewa
I know that cut from anywhere
reload discord xD
gg
weird brain of mine
Guy who’s grandad is funny moustache man
h
he already won before he shouldnt alloud to play again 😭
Adolf
austrian painter
im losing this
it was umtiti guys
in russia: discord reloads you
i already bottled first 2
GET READY! 2 Players = 2 points
😔 skem
his grandfather destroyed europe
so did Lewandowski
fake info
1 player 1 point?
GUESS THE 2 PLAYERS
inesta and xavi
messi
messia nd messi
Messi alba
messi neymar
messi and alba
Pedri, messi
oh
Messi alba
messi and auba
iniesta messi
messi and depay
Messi Alba
messi jordi alba
Messi y alba
messi and alba
Messi and Sergio
messi alba
Messi Jordi Aalba
Messi jordi
messi and
mewsi neymar
Messi
Messi y Jordi Alba
Messy alba
Messi and Jordi
yes
omg i bottled cuz i reset my discord
Messi alba
messi alaba
i reset my discord so im late
LAKAKA supremacy
messi and jord i alba
lionel messi, jordi alba
😭
messi and alba
i mean pepsi
messi alba
I said it first
Alabama
mehh
Messi y Jordi Alba en la final de la copa del rey, último título de Messi
I said first -
im colorblind doesnt help! (im not)
w
era jugadores no dia
Griezmann abajito parece
Che mira wowo
should I get point i said messi, the other person who said alba gets the other point? it's only fair that way
oh true 😭
Hey
☝️🤓
give us a hard one
nope
bc there are two players
omg
Ez
tbf i am colourblind im gonna get one of these wrong for that reason
lol
next one is demeblee
lol
skill issue
Let's go again, cause yall too fast
LOL
fr
GET READY
pepsi paid your eye
bet
dembele
ok
demblee
h
I'm gonna have to have a random player in my keyboard then just tap
lol
Neymar
I’m blind (Kanes penalty hit my face)
neymar
Surez
GUESS THE PLAYER
yamal
Neymar
nemtyar
raphinha
neym
kounde
kounde
raphinha
roque
ferran
neymar
Kounde
cancelo
LUKAKU
Ferran Torres
Ferran
raphinha
raphina
Cancelo
Cancelo
umtiti
pedri
i said ferran
Jules Kounde
vitor roque
Cancelo
torres
Cancelo
Raphinha
pedri
Puskas
raphinha
i sad ferran torres fisrt
Cancelo
if its ferran
it should be me, i'm faster than ur internet
Héctor Fort
cruyff
Cancelo
pedri
It's kounde but someone got it
w
I show speed
Ez
NO WAYYY
NO
💀
Oh it's cancelo
lol
bro doesn't look like him
🤣
Ferran Torres
Even tho I didn’t say it first I got it right
i thought that was neymar
give us a hard one
use ur brain
you said it was too ez
Cancelo only one who can do trivela
banbelo
so obv
ok ok
that one was already hard af
GET READY
neymar and cancelo from the same mother confirmed !
NO
I can tell by the shoes
I throw faces homeless people
💀
COME ON
h
i thought it was ferran cause of shoes
I adopt orphans to give them false hope and then put them up for adoption
chapa
guess the player
🐐 🇵🇹
Ferran Torres
wut
GUESS THE PLAYER
raphinha
yamal
Deyong
raphinha
raph
ferran
roque
Raphinha
Raphina
Lewan
ferran
Raphina
raphinha
raphinha
raphinha
raphinha
yamal
Ferran
felix
same, ion know what u mean but same
PIQU
Raphinha
Ferran
Héctor Fort
cancelo
Messi
Brooooo
raphina
i swear it was raphinha
Raphinha
its this season
ferran obv
☠
dont edit your messages
U must be cheating, how tf u so fast
thats ferran right
Umtiti
Maguire
RAPH
hajhaha
Ngolo ngolo kantr
RAPH
Gavi
me or serene
RAPH
Raphina
Maguire
w
no way its neither right
it's me !
will be yamal one day and i will get it
Maguire
bro u cant edit
edited
thats cheating
oh edited
eidt
lol
edited
u cant edit
im autisticly blind
its cheating
said who
so
there's no edit you guys are seeing things
guys im on a 4 losing streak
It’s Maguire
GET READY
you cheating
NO
Si
MAGUIRE
it isn't good
i didn't know that u didn't tell us at first
just follow ronaldo so you never cheat
.
Roberto
.
lol
HURRY
araujo
ya
Maguire
SALIBA
GUESS THE PLAYER
yamal
Deyong
NVM
Pedri
messi
messi
Roque
messi
,esso
messi
messi
MESSI
Messi
Messi
Pedri
MESSI
Pedri
roque
Messi
PEpsi
Gavi
Yamal
MESSI
Ferran
MESSI
PEPSI
Yamal
MESSIU
ronaldo
Lionel Messi
Suarez
alba
xdd
messi
That one was too easy
i refreshed and everything
Pedri
yea that’s messi
messi
pique
Ronaldo that’s easy
w
1ms off again