📺︱multimedia

[weak glade]

Deco looks like Casemiro and Nate from Ted Lasso combined

[spice pawn]

He’s working on kimmich’s signing

[arctic gorge]

ofc

[arctic gorge]

LMFAOOO

[novel zodiac]

Thanks

[spice pawn]

Btw yesterday someone tweeted that he would give everyone who liked his tweet $25 if both joao’s come to Barcelona. After they were both announced he deleted hid his post 💀

[novel zodiac]

3rd kit

[novel zodiac]

Twitter morons

[spice pawn]

I think he realized he was gonna be broke so he deleted his post

[novel zodiac]

Typical

[spice pawn]

Like dont make promises u can’t keep 😍

[weak glade]

Joao Cancelo presentation just started

[weak glade]

Barca kit suits him too

[spice pawn]

What do u think of it

[novel zodiac]

we had it before right?

I like it tho better than 2nd kit

[spice pawn]

Kind of?

[arctic gorge]

@inland current
pic 1 a-d
pic 2 e-h

[spice pawn]

Hold on its similar to one we had before

[arctic gorge]

signed

[spice pawn]

17/18

[weak glade]

Laporta 🐐

[inland current]

Thanks blud

[novel zodiac]

Where are the numbers

[arctic gorge]

not printed yet

[novel zodiac]

What will cancello get

[arctic gorge]

2

[novel zodiac]

How is felixs number confirmed

[weak glade]

Barcelona is always late when it comes to giving players numbers

[arctic gorge]

its on the la liga website

felix 14, cancelo 2

[novel zodiac]

Best club itw

[weak glade]

Fr

Will Joao and Joao start the next game?

[novel zodiac]

What is laporta saying

[spice pawn]

He’s saying “for all you doubters, you can go to hell”

[arctic gorge]

this guy is waffling

[novel zodiac]

Damnn ( i didn’t doubt tho)

[spice pawn]

“Also imma need an extra lever to get kimmich”

[novel zodiac]

He is referring to some server members

@waxen gull him

Bro doubts if cancello can even walk

[spice pawn]

Laporta is ab to pull up his discord and show our messages

[novel zodiac]

And kick us live 😭

[arctic gorge]

laporta in here reading messages as we speak

[spice pawn]

😭😭😭😭

Hii Laporta 😍😍😍😍😍😍🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

We love you

[novel zodiac]

Laporta a boutta make a reaction video on our doubts and memes

[weak glade]

I'm Laporta

[spice pawn]

(Bring kimmich)

[loud hornet]

Transfer Market is finally closed time to delete twitter for now

[novel zodiac]

Winter?

[spice pawn]

One can dream

[novel zodiac]

Bro cancellos voice so filthy

Bros screams too much

[spice pawn]

I can’t unfortunately

[weak glade]

Cancelo can rizz me up

[spice pawn]

Lowkey same

[novel zodiac]

Messi can hard me up

[weak glade]

YOOOOO

[novel zodiac]

Most normal messi fan

[spice pawn]

Okay thats too far😂

[novel zodiac]

Lmao imagine laporta reads it

Bro will show this to messi

[spice pawn]

His reaction

[novel zodiac]

Cancello show some skill moves

[weak glade]

(Laporta sing Haaland give him a date with Alexia putellas and aitana)

[arctic gorge]

golazo

[novel zodiac]

Cmon skill move

[arctic gorge]

QUE GOLAZO

[novel zodiac]

Like Neymar

[novel zodiac]

This team needs chemistry

[arctic gorge]

explosion.

[spice pawn]

Seriously tho aitana got haaland speaking catalan

Agent aitana

[weak glade]

Agent aitana

[spice pawn]

I-

[weak glade]

Bro I just saw that u wrote that too 😭

[arctic gorge]

what is a polar bear doing in arlington texas?

laporta ball control 😭

[spice pawn]

He thinks hes him

[novel zodiac]

Can’t see xavi hugging

[novel zodiac]

The kick off Is about to start

[spice pawn]

Oksy yall im going to sleep

Have a good night/day

[arctic gorge]

gn bro

[novel zodiac]

Heat

[novel zodiac]

Ahh joao

[novel zodiac]

So who will start first? Joao or joao?

[weak glade]

I think joao

[novel zodiac]

Where is cancellos skill move!

[arctic gorge]

madrid fans going crazy in the chat 😭

[novel zodiac]

U sure? Joao can start first

[weak glade]

Yes Joao will

[arctic gorge]

joao will start while joao comes on at half time imo

[novel zodiac]

But joao won’t fit in first we should start joao and then sub off joao in the second half

[novel zodiac]

Yes

[weak glade]

Maybe Joao will come on for joao

But I don't think so

[weak glade]

Bro has a crush on joao

[tender mulch]

João 2

[weak glade]

The joaos can rizz me up

[novel zodiac]

John cena presentation

[weak glade]

Messi presentation

And neymar

[novel zodiac]

That’s kimmich presentation

[weak glade]

And Silva

And Ruben Neves and amrabat and Brozovic

[novel zodiac]

Figo presentation

We still got the back bois

[weak glade]

Christensen 😔

[novel zodiac]

He will get playtime

[novel zodiac]

He is underrated

[novel zodiac]

Can’t see the signing

Should have signed on his face

[weak glade]

Bro has a crush on both of the Joaos

I do too

What

[novel zodiac]

Cancelo

tikitaka time

Ultra white player

[novel zodiac]

I was expecting cancello skills moves : (

[tender mulch]

Best barca transfer in 23/24

[idle bolt]

He did a lil bit didn't u saw the live

[tender mulch]

Only 5M€

[novel zodiac]

Ahh German midfielder

[idle bolt]

Wrong 35M+

U forgot vitor roque

[tender mulch]

He join in 2024

[idle bolt]

Ik but he was bought in this transfer window

[novel zodiac]

Ahh cancello skill moves

Thanks I’m turned on

[tender mulch]

Bellingham 133M€

JOAO2 = FREE

[idle bolt]

Bellingham perm deal, joao2 loan

[tender mulch]

You’re RMA Fan

[idle bolt]

Not the same.

[idle bolt]

You're stupid

[novel zodiac]

Bellingham new 9

[tender mulch]

You’re rma fan so you’re ………

[tender mulch]

Pique

[loud hornet]

No it wont be added now our current record is:
Income: 105.40 mil
Expenditure: 3.40 mil
Total Balance: +102.00 mil
Check the transfermarkt website if you dont believe me

[idle bolt]

Then when it's gonna add when vitor roque comes?

[arctic gorge]

thought so

[covert karma]

memories

[arctic gorge]

umtiti 😭

[loud hornet]

The deal will be added whe it willl be paid so probably next year. We havent payed it yet so not now

[weak glade]

I forgot umtiti 😔

[idle bolt]

Tought it was payed already

[tender mulch]

RMA fans very mad 😂

[novel zodiac]

How

They made better signings than us

[weak glade]

If y'all wanna watch joao and joao train go to Mundo Deportivo they are streaming Barca train on youtoube rn

[novel zodiac]

And still getting owned by some random La masias

[tender mulch]

Bcs we are sign (JOAO2)

[novel zodiac]

Oh

Everyone was doubting before

[loud hornet]

If we have already payed it now it will be an illegal deal because we havent added it to our expenditure acc.

[novel zodiac]

It’s already September😭😭 tf was this year

[reef echo]

Hi manvi

[loud hornet]

We are the 2nd highest earner and second lowest spend big W

[reef echo]

Nah they’re crying because no ninja turtle and no striker

[tender mulch]

😅

[loud hornet]

The only higher earner above us is villareal with 109 mil sale

[novel zodiac]

Years of riding him and still no turtle

This is shameful

They think this club will go bankrupt if they don’t sign mbappe

[reef echo]

😂😂😂

[weak glade]

Bruh there's this new la Masia kid training with Barca rn and he's so short 😭

[tender mulch]

CARVAJAL VS CANCELO
MENDY VS BALDE
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[novel zodiac]

Ahh messi

[weak glade]

Shorter then messi

[reef echo]

Rip carvajal

[novel zodiac]

Short players rule barça and Argentina

Low gravity

[tender mulch]

Lamine yamal Short?

180CM

[novel zodiac]

I’m not talking about him

[weak glade]

He's 165

[reef echo]

He’s gonna grow more lol he got time

[loud hornet]

He is more like the neymar profile more than messi imo. Give him no.11

He reminds me of Neymar more than Messi

[tender mulch]

Future ⏳

[covert karma]

hii, hru :)

[worldly heart]

João²

[covert karma]

actually insane

[covert karma]

cutie patooties 🗣️

[loud hornet]

Even if Felix does good we wont have money to meet the asking price of athletico dogs. The better he does the more the price will increase

[tender mulch]

Joao and Joao now in training

[elder marsh]

We had to buy forwards anyways

Plus lamine gonna get older more experienced and ansu coming back

So
Ansu Ferran vitor raphinha yamal
And lewa if he is still alright

Just 1 more forward will do ig

Our main requirements are a CDM, forward and fb both fb and cdm not like rlly necessary depends on performance

[loud hornet]

I am not complaining about it. It if he does good we cant keep him for long term

[inland current]

Guys i have an opinion

joao is better than joao

[elder marsh]

Just have faith in being a dck

Atheltic can forcefully sell felix u know lol

If he is steadfast like rn and is actually good

We can buy for maybe like 40ish or some trade thing

U also have to realise that if felix plays for barca does good then goes to other club aside saudi no one wld want him

Cuz another level on snake

[loud hornet]

I hope but his contract is until 2029 atheletico dogs are cornered rn. They should just give him to us for 40-45 mil if he does good.

[inland current]

🚨| João Cancelo appears on the Barça store with the #2 number. #fcblive 2️⃣🇵🇹

[elder marsh]

Yeah either that or like keep loaning till 2029 then sell to saudi maybe

[loud hornet]

We needed a rb and an inside forward. Idk how well will felix be in that position because xavi wont be playing a starting SS because of him

[loud hornet]

They were saying he will be next messi now he has meniuscus injury and its 50/50 that he will regain the level he was at pre injury. That why you dont hijack a deal.

[cinder herald]

and they said Arda Guler is better than Gavi

[loud hornet]

Oh honestly he had more potential than Gavi. That why our club who has so much promising la masia gems was after him for so long. In terms of dribblling and creating plays he was better then Gavi.

But Gavi is a different profile wrong comparision

He is a no.10 and Gavi is no.6

Its like comparing Messi and kante dumb asf

[odd dove]

Sandwich#0188 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[inland current]

why?

[hard sedge]

It's obviously fake

[loud hornet]

Who cares

We paid the ref what a joke

Last year we had the lowest penalty given in the whole league. We want our money back now if thats true

We could sign 4 more players with that 8 mil in Jan

[inland current]

i dont understand it is good for us right

[stiff pewter]

Updated list this time with Raphinha 🚨

[hazy sage]

BALDE 3😍😍

[lean viper]

Félix 🤭

[stiff pewter]

Give Felix 11 and ship raphinha to Saudi :👍

[tidal cargo]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stiff pewter]

No

[tidal cargo]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[inland current]

hey

[left willow]

What a photo 😍

[upper turret]

Man I wish de Jong and Kounde got new numbers

I’d want balde to take number 2 Kounde number 3 and de jong number 5

[loud hornet]

De jong's granpa was a football player and used to play with 21. Thats why he wears it he was offered no.10 before Ansu he refused it.

[upper turret]

yh ik

Hope Kounde atleast gets a new number

[hard sedge]

De Jong wears number 21 because of his grandfather, so I wouldn't want him to get another number

Family is everything

[hasty lantern]

Falta poco para q venga

[novel zodiac]

Goat💀

[untold mason]

Will Double Joao play in the game vs Osasuna

[heady shadow]

We would have no rw

[stiff pewter]

Better without 😭

[odd dove]

elmexicano2022 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[idle bolt]

Bros trying to make some money for barça so they can recover from joaos signing

[signal estuary]

it's joseover 🥲

[worldly heart]

😭 bruh stop they’re already dead

[azure fjord]

what we thinkin bout this

[surreal talon]

3-5-2 💀

[signal estuary]

formation name

[surreal talon]

I wonder...

[signal estuary]

Inzaghi ball

[long palm]

😔

[surreal talon]

Ong

[signal estuary]

I think it's 3-4-1-2

[hard sedge]

Nice edit

[surreal talon]

We need to start romeu with de jong

[signal estuary]

why no one wants to start romeu in their line up

[signal estuary]

thanks

[worldly heart]

@icy loom Mbappe starting next game ??

[vital plover]

Militao became cripple

😔

[fossil rivet]

💀

[keen crest]

The dedication is crazy

[heady shadow]

Not even close

[last ember]

We don’t have enough back up cbs

[last ember]

I do

[signal estuary]

same

he plays important role

[last ember]

It’s crazy

He just made history

[last ember]

Insanely good for us so far imo

[signal estuary]

there's no point of not starting him because we desperately need a pivot

[novel zodiac]

Bro I thought he lost his legs

[upper turret]

We have 4 cb’s

Would’ve been better if 5 with eric garcia but it is what it is he’s only loaned

[novel zodiac]

4 injured

[upper turret]

We should’ve kept chadi riad

Hope Faye plays good and becomes our 5th cb

[last ember]

We have 5 but one injured

[upper turret]

Excluding marcos alonso

[keen crest]

This might be how we look in possession

[last ember]

2-3-5

💀

[keen crest]

Yes

[stiff pewter]

Thats How we play

[keen crest]

Yes

I remember pedri and de Jong wen deep Vs Sevilla at home last season I wonder if Felix causes him to go back to playing deeper

[weary egret]

why do we also need raphina lol: can just have gavi instead if we're playing 3 cb

[keen crest]

Because gavi can't play RW

This is in possession

[weary egret]

we dont need a RW if we got cancelo up there

[keen crest]

Raphinha inverts

[long palm]

Romeu GK

[weary egret]

I dont trust him to play as a false winger lmao

[long palm]

Always passing back de ball

[weary egret]

could just get gavi; he helps out more with defense too

[keen crest]

The whole point is that cancelo overlaps so we get the best out of raphinha and he isn't a false winger necessarily like Felix

Let gavi hold the bench for a while he's 19 raphinha is the only proper left footed right winger we have (yamal can't play too much)

[weary egret]

wait; I didn't see Romeu lol: thought we were playing with 3 CBs

[keen crest]

And raphinha isn't a false winger, just because he inverts (like a lot of wingers do) doesn't make him a false one

Romeu can drop deep I'm assuming because we won't have Christensen and kounde playing at the same time

[azure fjord]

baldes 81 rated

[weary egret]

if both our full backs push all the way up and we only have kounde and araujo back we're gonna get fudged on any counters

This one makes more sense

courtesy of @azure fjord

[novel zodiac]

Is fati playing todays Brighton match?

[weary egret]

no

[azure fjord]

oh i just found it on twitter but yes💯

[weary egret]

dezerbi said he hasnt trained in a while

[keen crest]

This looks good on paper but in reality you have to realize Christensen isn't a defensive midfielder plus most likely when either one of balde or cancelo push up one will be disciplined enough to be stay back

[keen crest]

Disgraceful, we just won la Liga and pedri is lower than Bellingham honestly disgusting game

[weary egret]

Christensen isnt playing DM; he is playing CB

[idle bolt]

Bro balde deserves more

[weary egret]

I think araujo in the mmiddle and christensen off to the left

[keen crest]

Who's the defensive midfielder in that system then?

[weary egret]

de Jong if needed

but noone specific really

[azure fjord]

madrid players have been their ambassadors for years in fifa they always get high ratings even if they shxt

[idle bolt]

From when Balde is French, he is Spanish

[keen crest]

It sounds all good and fun to have gundogan Frenkie and pedri if needed but there's a reason why we play this 4 man midfield it's because de Jong is not a DM he needs a romeu to blossom this is why romeu is arguably the most nailed on midfielder apart from de Jong himself

[weary egret]

dejong can absolutely play DM just fine: sure he's not Busquets but still

[keen crest]

And having no defensive midfielder is essentially suicide especially in a team that has cancelo and de jong

No he can't play a lone DM his positioning discipline isn't good enough he wanders off at times and that's good when he has someone like romeu it makes him world class but without another pivot next to him we concede examples last Vs real Sociedad Vs united etc

[idle bolt]

Fake ratings bro Balde is not even French

[azure fjord]

thats just an editing mistake but the ratings r real😭

[weary egret]

having de jong romeu gundogan is fine but means both pedri and gavi sit out

probably gonna be harder for xavi to fit cancelo in the team than Felix tbh

[hard sedge]

Where is Félix?

[upper turret]

It’s cause of Barca partnership with pes

They did all barca ratings dirty

[charred yoke]

city are so mid

[keen crest]

If you think cancelo is harder to fit then you're wrong he's going to fit seamlessly

[charred yoke]

bro 😭

[mild eagle]

Wtf you are saying bro

[keen crest]

Felix is the right profile but it'll take time for him to adjust

[charred yoke]

can’t u read?

[weary egret]

what lol

[mild eagle]

False in

[charred yoke]

where’s cancelo playing, RB?

[weary egret]

probably but last season we never played with a proper right back; was usually one of our CBs

[keen crest]

Yes he'll play the role Dani alves did for us back in 21/22 which is invert and he already did for you guys at LB plus he's spent years with pep so he already knows Barcelona's philosophy

[charred yoke]

Idk how it’s gonna work at barca but I feel cancelo playing a more RM role

[weary egret]

yeah smth like that probably

[charred yoke]

or maybe just a box midfield like what city do with stones and liverpool have been trying with trent

Idk cancelo is either a hit or miss imo, if he works hard I’m sure he’ll be alr

[weary egret]

we already play a box midfield: where Felix fits as the false LW that gavi played last game

[keen crest]

He'll be amazing

[charred yoke]

did you pray today?

Julian 😍

ohhh yeahhh

[tepid copper]

no se como decirlo en ingles pero eso lo publicaron antes de que llegara

[last ember]

They published it before their arrival

[loud hornet]

Lmao Getafe scored in the bernabeu 1-0 Real Vardid

[tepid copper]

buen traductor

[last ember]

Jajaja

[hard sedge]

Ah vale

[urban latch]

Is city playing bad?

[charred yoke]

not awful just way to slow

I need fast play or I get bored 😭

[urban latch]

How’s Haaland playing?

[rigid wagon]

1 missed shot so far thats it

only goal from julian alvarez

[urban latch]

Has he touched the ball more than 1 time?

[rigid wagon]

im not watching the game this is just from the espn commentary

score is 2-1 city as of 45+5

2nd goal was from nathan ake, header from a cross following a corner, assited by foden

[hard sedge]

Rubiales vs Tebas

[fervent osprey]

me when I watch a match off a 3rd party

[rigid timber]

Bruh

[hard sedge]

If that's not offside then I'm Son Goku 💀

[worldly heart]

Aura

[signal estuary]

0.5

[hard sedge]

"Rüdiger amonestado, razón desconocida"

La razón 💀:

[signal estuary]

Marcelo incident

[rigid timber]

+9

Sigan sigan

[hard sedge]

"Hasta que marque el Madrid"

[novel zodiac]

What’s wrong with having 9 min

[stiff pewter]

We had the same or more vs Getafe 🤷‍♂️

[spice pawn]

Lewandisney back at it with the tik tok dances

[stiff pewter]

Prime Lewy incoming

[surreal talon]

Lineup for me

[rigid timber]

Si viste el juego del Barcelona y el del Madrid entenderás a lo que me refiero

[stiff pewter]

Hablo no español

[rigid timber]

I'm sorry

If you saw the game of Barcelona and Madrid you will understand what I mean

In few words with the one of the Madrid lost less than the double of the time

[stiff pewter]

Yeah

[surreal talon]

Line up for me

[unkempt marsh]

@left willow

[covert karma]

everyone mad bc he ate so hard

[spice pawn]

He did eat that up ngl

[left willow]

Hey! What happens?

[unkempt marsh]

can i be mod

[unkempt marsh]

i know you’re deco can you sign Karim Adeymi

[elder marsh]

😭

[unkempt marsh]

and Sign Florian Wirtz

[left willow]

I’m not Deco man 😭

[tepid copper]

pedri is injured and ferran>raphinha

[unkempt marsh]

ok so you’re One of the barca coach

[left willow]

And feel free to open a ticket #1104993402396868670 for more information

[spice pawn]

He ate and left no crumbs

[elder marsh]

I mean the games the game bro

He not accepting saudi money so gotta make the mullah someway

[left willow]

I wish

[elder marsh]

Also these reels and stuff hell in popularity

But damn they make me hide my face

[waxen gull]

@keen flower

[keen flower]

AHH I understand that then

[waxen gull]

Not necessary

[keen flower]

Let him defend the players and Idc they are Barca players now

[surreal talon]

When pedri comes back

[unkempt marsh]

@left willow can you come to DM

[tepid copper]

ok

[left willow]

nop I can't 😢

[tepid copper]

Martí😎👍

tipical catalan name

[left willow]

If you need something, we can speak here man @unkempt marsh

[left willow]

Així és

[hazy sage]

La sexta💀

[unkempt marsh]

I created FCB Fans discord server for my country can you join?

[tepid copper]

?

[unkempt marsh]

?

[tepid copper]

What is your country?

[slow remnant]

Viene la sexta 🤑🔥

[unkempt marsh]

In Asia Kurdistan

[left willow]

I'm sorry but i'm not allowed to join members servers

[tepid copper]

bruh

[unkempt marsh]

kurdistan like catalan

[tepid copper]

too many restrictions

[unkempt marsh]

ok but why?

[keen crest]

@left willow I like how your server has restricted swearing I don't think I've ever seen anyone swear so good on you guys

[tepid copper]

bruh

[left willow]

Safety is our priority 😉

[left willow]

It's not important

[tender mulch]

@left willow 👋

[left willow]

Hiii 👋

[tender mulch]

Write Joao Felix but close your eyes

[left willow]

joaso felix

[tender mulch]

9/10

[left willow]

not bad hehe

[tender mulch]

Write Lewandowski

Lewandowsli

[tender mulch]

l * k

[left willow]

lewandowski

wow

10/10

[tender mulch]

9/10 for me

[idle bolt]

Lewansowski

[inland current]

Leeandowski

9/10 sad

[hard sedge]

Lewandowski

Hey 10/10. Nice

[slow remnant]

Poor Chelsea, they are going to be close to relegation again 💀

[urban latch]

Chelsea to championship 🔥🔥

[woven jasper]

Ok

[fleet wasp]

romano:here we go

[severe night]

We are going to see Chelsea vs Derby County soon

[urban latch]

Chelsea will soon face Ryan reynolds and wrexham soon

[severe night]

Chelsea to League One

[astral phoenix]

who is gon be the replacement for poch

[urban latch]

Lampard as caretaker manager for rest of the season

[tender mulch]

Oscar Hernandez

[long palm]

XD

Trol but high value

[terse wyvern]

Defense is non existent

[upper turret]

Nagelsmann probably

[slow remnant]

Frenkie as defender 💀

[long palm]

Yeah

Only for ss of Value

3021

[upper turret]

He has a point

[weak glade]

My all time Barca team

Thoughts?

[last ember]

No defense in midfield 😭

[slow remnant]

Maradona as a midfielder?

[weak glade]

He can play cam so that means he maybe can play cm

[last ember]

Is ter stegen our all time best keeper?

[weak glade]

Better then Valdes in my opinion

[last ember]

Alright

I wasn’t sure

[weak glade]

This team 🥵

[last ember]

We’ll get cooked

[astral phoenix]

SCORING 50 GOALS PER GAME

[last ember]

And 100 for the other team 😭😭😭

[astral phoenix]

bro aint believing

[last ember]

No defense bro

And ferran as keeper 💀💀💀

[covert mist]

Some shirts from my collection

[astral phoenix]

W

[upper turret]

Nice I also have both, I have dembele on the back of the brown one

[covert mist]

Respect

[covert mist]

I have about 50 Barca shirts I’m a big collector

[upper turret]

Damn nicee

I’m a big football shirt collector in general I think I’ve got around 150 shirts but only 20 of them are Barca

[covert mist]

Respect

[last ember]

Guys, what app do you guys use to do your own ideal 11 or line up?

[austere agate]

Eheh

[faint marsh]

*0

We gotta mass produce Torres if we want to win ucl

[last ember]

Ferran is not defending a whole balanced team bro 😭

[faint marsh]

Smh you still don't believe in him after his amazing performances

Ferran will cook

[frail heart]

💯

[faint marsh]

He is the greatest defender of all time

The greatest goal keeper of all time

The greatest midfielder of all time

[last ember]

What

[long palm]

F

[keen crest]

I love that 17/18 shirt

[loud hornet]

Do you guys see us losing any of this fixtures?

[inland current]

skill issue

[hard sedge]

2024/25 season:

[novel zodiac]

Yes

We getting Tchouameni mboobies and goretzka

[mild eagle]

Wtf

[novel zodiac]

And kimmich

[mild eagle]

And ronaldo

And Donald Trump also

[mild eagle]

Bayern vs United 20th September allinz bayern home

[signal estuary]

we do

[stiff pewter]

Ez win for Bayern

PLZ win 8-2

[mild eagle]

7-1

[stiff pewter]

Man u needs humbling

[mild eagle]

We have a record for no loss in group stages fir last 7 years

[stiff pewter]

Crazy stat

[novel zodiac]

Date and time

[mild eagle]

True

[stiff pewter]

If Barca were in your Group we would have won easily

😉😆

[novel zodiac]

8-2 please

[mild eagle]

Previous year without st and bad chemistry we won😭😂🙏🦈

[signal estuary]

8-2 🤣

[stiff pewter]

Rigged 🥸

[mild eagle]

8-2 we already did against rb lepizig

[novel zodiac]

Do it with united

[mild eagle]

Everything is rigged 😭

[novel zodiac]

I’m thirsty for their tears

[mild eagle]

They are more weak now they just bought Walmart hallsnd copy

[mild eagle]

From group A
Bayern 1st
Galatasaray 2nd
Eupora man utd and kopenhigen

[stiff pewter]

Yes

[stiff pewter]

Nah gala aint that good

Copenhagen>

Rn

[novel zodiac]

“Welcome to hell☝️🤡”

[mild eagle]

The away game for gala is worried

The fans thinks they will win ucl easily

[stiff pewter]

Barca won there 🥱

[novel zodiac]

I think city taking this one two😭

[mild eagle]

We defeted them 8-1 in away game tho

Bayern vs Galatasaray 8-1 in 2018 I think

[novel zodiac]

Bayern too strong what do you feed your players

[mild eagle]

Kimmich motivation and mentality

🤡👆

[novel zodiac]

Fair enough since he is a German

[stiff pewter]

💀

[novel zodiac]

Most polite german

[stiff pewter]

Ferran the shark mentality >

[mild eagle]

Shark 😂😂🔥🔥🦈🦈

[mild eagle]

Hair is ass

[novel zodiac]

Cancelo pulled a fight with griezman

I tackled griezman hard

[mild eagle]

Bull mentality 🔥

[novel zodiac]

Look kimmich presentation

[mild eagle]

🤓👆

[novel zodiac]

5 mins just to write this

[mild eagle]

👌

[novel zodiac]

👺👍

[mild eagle]

🤖👍

[novel zodiac]

🦈👍

[mild eagle]

🧑‍🌾👍

[novel zodiac]

Bundesliga

[mild eagle]

Next year we will buy all bundeligs talented young player 😌😎

[novel zodiac]

Oh

Buy alonso andd give us Davies

[mild eagle]

Bundesliga will bayernliga

[mild eagle]

No place for ass players

[novel zodiac]

Barca vs madrid UCL final I want that

[keen crest]

@covert mist Where'd you get the name set for the iniesta one

[mild eagle]

Madrid won't go they have no rb no lb bad gk vini injured no no mbappe

[novel zodiac]

They got Carlos eye brow

[mild eagle]

Roberto

[novel zodiac]

Carlo

Ancelotti

[signal estuary]

tommorow is 2024

[stiff pewter]

Our squad in the 23/24 season

[idle bolt]

Lamine yamal y balde son hasta el 2028

[stiff pewter]

Balde si

[heady shadow]

This is what someone named tarek said about our squad

[idle bolt]

They are all trash i didn't play this time bcs this event is trash

[novel zodiac]

True

Goofy ahh cards

[unkempt marsh]

announce on september ?

[unkempt marsh]

💎💎💎💎💎

[stiff pewter]

@icy loom your eyes are blind when this happens...

[icy loom]

Deserved after we didnt get a penalty

Why dont you talk about the calls against us

[stiff pewter]

A non existent pen… that was a clear dive by Bellingham …

You are so delusional

[icy loom]

@mild eagle and they call bayernliga farmersleague

[icy loom]

The second one, balloon head

[stiff pewter]

Second where ?

Typical Madrid

[icy loom]

Excuses because you cant win the league. Your referee narrative wont help you

[stiff pewter]

Clearly touches the ball

[icy loom]

Watch the clip

[stiff pewter]

I hope you get robbed every match by the refs so you understand how it is to not be favoured be the refs 👍

[icy loom]

Ill dm you your clip

And condemn the referees actions mnext time

Because referee giveth and taketh

[stiff pewter]

No need to … I don’t need to look at VARDRID fans complaining about var…

[warm fox]

Fr

[icy loom]

Hahahaha

So bias

I hve always said that referees are bad and never gave a club the faults

[vital plover]

Loyal fan😎

[novel zodiac]

What do you mean by “ we have forgiven neymar”?

Why should we hate him

[neon jungle]

I feel the loyalty coming inside of me

😳

But if were for real this genuenly hurts

[bronze crest]

Debut🤞🏽 🔜

[mild eagle]

Coming to madrid in summer

[icy loom]

Inshallah

[icy loom]

Bayern vs madrid ucl final 2025 🤝

[mild eagle]

My dream

[novel zodiac]

What a guy🤨

[hazy sage]

My line up for tonight😼

[last ember]

Love it but I don’t think we’ll start with a real left winger

I think cancelo will also come off the bench, and maybe iñigo starts

[upper turret]

I can tell you like balde

[stiff pewter]

paaland is barca bound

[stiff pewter]

felix hasnt played in months

[waxen gull]

Why Xavi glazing angel alarcon 😂😂😭

[waxen gull]

So what

[stiff pewter]

so he isnt match fit?

like... bro do you even play football yourself?

[waxen gull]

Dude that lineup is good for tonight why u waffling bruh

[stiff pewter]

he needs to come off the bench

[waxen gull]

Gavi can come off the bench for 100th start for fc Barcelona calma

[stiff pewter]

im not complaining about Gavi

felix just isnt ready to start after months of no game time

[waxen gull]

Who u want in instead of Felix huh

[stiff pewter]

raphinha or ferran

[waxen gull]

lol

That’s worst 😂😂😑

Ferran already in the lineup he sent

Felix clear ralphinha

Facts we don’t wanna hear Felix complaining if Xavi turn him into ansu

[last ember]

Lenglet about to play

[languid hatch]

on loan*

[last ember]

Yes, I’m saying he just came on for Villa

For his debut

[severe night]

This is wild 💀💀💀

[languid hatch]

benzema not in that squad anymore lmao

[severe night]

Even worse 😭

[last ember]

Julian Araujo being the MVP in their loss

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[waxen gull]

Crying over 3 years ago 😂😂

[dry heron]

(pedri replaced with gavi because of an injury but styll)

[waxen gull]

Mbappe leaving pissg

Pissg getting cooked in group

Pissg fell apart

U down bad

[dry heron]

did we pay the ref tho? prob not right

some refs are just leaning towards a club its fraudulent refreeing thats all

[mild eagle]

Wtf

[next jasper]

fake. dont trust a pissg fan

[mild eagle]

Is it conformed?

[waxen gull]

Obvs, no extension agreed, he’s leaving for free

[cinder herald]

Guys is this true?

[dry falcon]

🤥

[inland current]

sui

[astral phoenix]

LMFAO

[novel zodiac]

Polite united fan

[stiff pewter]

Probably

[stiff pewter]

Check if that is Fabs actual account

[long palm]

🥶

[inland current]

barca >fcb

[severe night]

Esto es algo bueno o malo?

[long palm]

Es malo meter un 7-0 y 8-0?

🤨

[severe night]

No pero como los dos equipos son el FC Barcelona XD

[urban latch]

Relegation battle 😭 😭

Was just thinking of relegation battle as well lmao

[odd dove]

pan0551 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[surreal talon]

lemme just bleach my eyes

[urban latch]

Lmao

[azure fjord]

save me some too

[dire ether]

i got timed out for sending the same thing

[surreal talon]

free bleaches for everyone dw

[azure fjord]

mod if ur seeing this pls tell me why before timing me out

[signal estuary]

roberto will be sub off in 10 min early

[dire ether]

no its the bot who timed me out

[inland current]

warra ahh lineup

[novel zodiac]

Masterleague coming in efootball

[surreal talon]

istg if cancelo doesnt get subbed in at half time

[heady shadow]

Ig its ok but not the best

[azure fjord]

oh

[surreal talon]

i will personally go to xavi and kill him

[signal estuary]

yamal rb and Roberto rw

[signal estuary]

blud had enough 💀

[novel zodiac]

Istg if cancello doesn’t gets subbed in in 00.01second of the game

[surreal talon]

ong bro

[heady shadow]

Yamal shouldnt be starting nor roberto should be starting as a rb but as a midfielder

[surreal talon]

ongggg

[inland current]

fax

yall chill they just signed we can't make them start

[severe night]

NOT SERGI ROBERTO AGAIN BRO 😭

[urban latch]

💀

[signal estuary]

we're finished 2nd

[heady shadow]

Well we dont have a rb except cancelo

[inland current]

they ' ll play now and start next game

[mild eagle]

I am sure we will cook them 5-0 or even harsh

[heady shadow]

I told you guys our squad depth is finished

We make questionable decisions

[inland current]

WHY TF ISNT RAPHINHA STARTING?!

[surreal talon]

its xavi bro

[heady shadow]

Fr

[signal estuary]

like I said

[surreal talon]

why is he doing this and why is raphinha and cancelo not starting

[inland current]

Deapth is good lineups arent

[urban latch]

Cause Xavi fell in love with a 15 year old boy

[signal estuary]

we're finished 2nd ||after the game||

[valid elm]

So Sergio roberto will be the RB

And gavi LW

Bro needs to stop putting gavi as LW

[inland current]

bro's ga-y

[heady shadow]

No we have to rely on yamal to be our rw

[surreal talon]

bro is so young

[inland current]

raphinha is there

[urban latch]

Just ask benzema

[surreal talon]

we need raphinha to start

[signal estuary]

Yamal RB
Gavi CB
Roberto RW

[heady shadow]

I bet raphinha and cancelo will be subbed together

[inland current]

don't pressurize him this much

[heady shadow]

Probably why

[inland current]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[surreal talon]

if that happens then W

[stable terrace]

Good luck

[urban latch]

💀

[inland current]

u wildin

[valid elm]

Bro the lineup is bad if u ask me
Why put gavi as LW and why put roberto at RB
Why start lamine yamal he is to young

[signal estuary]

it will happen

[urban latch]

How do ya'll feel about the lineup?

[surreal talon]

gavi is false winger

[signal estuary]

post the line up

[surreal talon]

xavi literally uses 4 midfielders

[heady shadow]

Gavi always start at lw

[heady shadow]

Sometimes

[signal estuary]

gavi should be cb

[heady shadow]

Not always

[urban latch]

#🐦︱twitter

[valid elm]

That’s not his position doe

[inland current]

its 4 3 2 1

[surreal talon]

wait then gavi can play lw naturally? what

[signal estuary]

post line up

[heady shadow]

We usually play a 433

Let me send a pic

[surreal talon]

ik that but we dont play a true winger

and gavi just inverts into midfield

so honestly we always play 4 midfielders

[valid elm]

I wonder why xavi loves roberto so much🤨🤨💀

[signal estuary]

we have pure winger and it's ferran 🦈

[surreal talon]

maybe he sucked him off ngl

[valid elm]

😹😹😹

[surreal talon]

yh

[inland current]

in defense its balde kounde chris and sergi mid are oriol gundo n fdj in mid, wing there are gavi and yamal striker is lewa

[signal estuary]

nice

[slow remnant]

it's pretty bad

[novel zodiac]

Send

[urban latch]

Roberto starting advantage osasuna

[novel zodiac]

Here

[inland current]

acc to me only bad thing in our lineups rn is yamal

[heady shadow]

Fdj at rcm guys

[signal estuary]

Xavi ball strikes again

[inland current]

should be raphinha

[inland current]

De jong in mid finalyyyy

[heady shadow]

Im going to finally be happy once in my life

[novel zodiac]

Bro cmon

[signal estuary]

de jong always starting

[severe night]

Raphina has been suspended for like 2 matches now, when is he coming back?

[novel zodiac]

He is back

[heady shadow]

De jong at rcm and not left is so much better

[signal estuary]

today my dear

[royal hamlet]

Told you xavi doesnt have the balls to start joao

[signal estuary]

bet

[novel zodiac]

Need these cards

[signal estuary]

never happen

[novel zodiac]

Yeah ; )

[signal estuary]

wait for efootball 2030

[novel zodiac]

common Konami L

[signal estuary]

xd

[upper turret]

Our bench is so stacked

It makes me wanna tear up, we’ve come such a long way

[signal estuary]

xavi is him

but they still will sub on anyways

[upper turret]

Hoping all 5

Joao cancelo
Inigo martinez
Ferran torres
Raphinha
Joao felix

Get subbed on

[signal estuary]

I still waiting for inigo to be played

[inland current]

they should or else imma kill xavi

[valid elm]

Cáncelo for roberto
Martínez for Christensen
Ferran for gavi
Raphinha for lamine yamal
Felix for lewa

Why would he sub all 3 forwards 💀💀

[signal estuary]

?

[valid elm]

?

[signal estuary]

what

[valid elm]

What

[royal hamlet]

Me when I see roberto starting again

[dire ether]

fr

[random atlas]

Why is yamal starting today? Surely we wont make same mistake as we did with pedri... Right..? Right..?

[signal estuary]

needs for him to ship to china

[signal estuary]

👍

[signal estuary]

xavi wants to pressure him

[upper turret]

Ship him to Miami

[signal estuary]

we don't want to destroy messi career 💀

[upper turret]

😂

[signal estuary]

what xavi cooking

[valid elm]

I’m wondering if he will sub all 3 forwards or leave 1 in the bench
Felix , raphinha , torres

[heady shadow]

A lot of stuff

[signal estuary]

better call benzi

[elder marsh]

Burnt trash

[signal estuary]

terrible cooking

[tender mulch]

@Xavi

[wary depot]

Roberto??

[tender mulch]

Yes

[signal estuary]

Roberto carlos

I thought it was roberto carlos

[inland current]

@worldly heart fdj better lookin tbh

[novel zodiac]

Why are we comparing looks now

[worldly heart]

Nah fdj looks like he got blood deficiency or something, my pookie looks better irl

Doesn’t need any edits !!!

[novel zodiac]

More than a sport

[inland current]

bro so good

[worldly heart]

Nah cmon

[novel zodiac]

Bruh

[worldly heart]

Better

[inland current]

he has clearer skin

hot ass hair

[novel zodiac]

His play can turn you on

[worldly heart]

Hojlund acne marks are just more visible in these edits

[worldly heart]

Agree

[signal estuary]

what he looks like in pink hair

[inland current]

cutie

[worldly heart]

Overrated

[inland current]

solo's

[novel zodiac]

Well rated I would say

[inland current]

AYO

[novel zodiac]

Now compare madrid players

💀

[inland current]

the racial word i wanna use but can't

[novel zodiac]

Oh god I’m not racist

[inland current]

me too

[inland current]

lmao

[worldly heart]

He’s a kid

Is he 18 yet????

[novel zodiac]

United in the last 8 min

[inland current]

yep

just a year younger than pedri

[novel zodiac]

Pedri is 22

[signal estuary]

you attract to younger?

[novel zodiac]

Right?

[worldly heart]

No

[inland current]

20 ig

[novel zodiac]

💀💀💀

[signal estuary]

oh ok

[inland current]

she herself is 19

i suppose

[worldly heart]

Ya

[inland current]

see my guess est never wrong

[signal estuary]

pedri is 21

[novel zodiac]

French players look more attractive

[inland current]

he'll turn 21 in novem

[worldly heart]

Ig I told someone

[signal estuary]

Griezmann and camavinga

[inland current]

idk i just guessed randomly

[worldly heart]

Oh ok

[inland current]

lol

[novel zodiac]

[signal estuary]

aight

[novel zodiac]

Mbappe turning 26 next year

Bro is already finished

[inland current]

lmao fdj miles ahead

[novel zodiac]

He is only good in national team

[worldly heart]

He’s gonna be in psg till his 30s😭

[signal estuary]

he will leave paris at age of 32

[novel zodiac]

And join madeid at 40

[inland current]

nah he'll wait for madrid till his 40's

[novel zodiac]

What a career

[signal estuary]

as a manager

fr

[odd dove]

mehhhhhhhoooh has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[novel zodiac]

Ohhh cmon

[inland current]

@worldly heart would u still support psg if he in madrid?

[signal estuary]

download gif and then send

[inland current]

dem sed

[worldly heart]

Yaa , I tried but just can’t make myself watch Madrid and get happy when they score or win

[novel zodiac]

Barca know what will we do if gifs were allowed

[worldly heart]

It’s just too difficult doesn’t comes naturally

[novel zodiac]

LeastRacism

[worldly heart]

Gundo

[inland current]

ahh u must be french cuz genuinly i watched psg last year and they dint play good

[signal estuary]

camavinga

[inland current]

i just saw it for messi

[signal estuary]

lacking

[worldly heart]

They rarely did , after the wc but even when they play like ass I still watch em but even if Madrid play like Barca did in 2012 and score tons of goals I just can’t get excited and Happy whereas if psg plays like shite and someone scores a tap in I just jump off my seat and stuff

[inland current]

yeh maybe you like psg cuz of psg and not of any other playrs

[worldly heart]

Obv

[signal estuary]

she likes psg because the city was beautiful

[worldly heart]

Not really

If it wasn’t my hometown I wouldn’t really like it

[inland current]

paris is beautiful indeed

[worldly heart]

U ever been to Paris ?

[inland current]

yeh once

during a vacation i guess

but was too young back then

prolly like 13 -14

[worldly heart]

If u go just to tourist spots and the nice places every place is gorgeous in Europe

[signal estuary]

wish I could travel there

[worldly heart]

But I won’t prefer to live in Paris

[inland current]

oh why is it so?

[worldly heart]

Unless I earn crazy shite money

[signal estuary]

riot