💬︱chat

[woeful egret]

🙂

[crisp basalt]

Here we go alvarez to barca

[proper falcon]

rashford is not leaving

[cyan crypt]

real gng?

[crisp basalt]

Fr

[arctic glacier]

Fr he is certainly not worth 80m but maybe we are money laundering

[crisp basalt]

Yea

[woeful egret]

rashford is not leaving

[low jolt]

Why are we treating the transfer window as if it’s Pokémon

[woeful egret]

he is worthyf

[cyan crypt]

back up for lamine then ig he can play both wings

[distant moat]

🚨 Deco has not SLEPT in 72 HOURS and has not seen his WIFE in 5 days.

He wants to complete the Julian Alvarez deal in the NEXT 48 HOURS 😳

@gerardromero

[woeful egret]

for the team

[crisp basalt]

But people sayin this he leaving

[blissful grail]

This fake right

[cyan crypt]

nice gng barca net year is gonna be deadly

[opaque widget]

Anything for the love of the game

[proper falcon]

the attacking squad depth is gonna be crazy 😭

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-gif-4475451678989898266

[woeful egret]

but to win ucl wh have to take a defender

[crisp basalt]

🥀

[proper falcon]

no

[woeful egret]

a strong defemder

[pine prairie]

deco gone mad bro

[candid locust]

433

EXCLUSIVE: JULIAN ALVAREZ REACHES PERSONAL AGREEMENT WITH BARCELONA

Julián Alvarez has reached a personal agreement with Barcelona after a meeting between his agent, Fernando Hidalgo, and Barça's board last night.

Alvarez has attracted interest from several top European clubs this summer, including PSG and Arsenal, but his only priority is to stay in Spain.

It's now up to the clubs to reach an agreement.

@clmerlo5

[blissful grail]

untill i hear a here we go

[candid locust]

Deco moving like prime neymar

[last basin]

Guys I got the intel

[cyan crypt]

cortes, martin, curbasi and eric garcia is all we need (also balde and cancelo, maybe kounde idk

[proper falcon]

fabrizio posted ab this too

[low jolt]

Who here is a unc

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/fabrizioromero-fabrizio-romero-romero-herewego-here-we-go-gif-12261437897896696209

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[woeful egret]

another trophyless for madid

🤣🤣🤣

[crisp basalt]

Cooked

[blissful grail]

Oh bet

[woeful egret]

dictator mbappe

[candid locust]

Personal terms means players and barca reached agreement right?
All eyes on bid now

[cyan crypt]

grilled, baked, fried

[woeful egret]

ruined madrid

[blissful grail]

I trust fabrizo then my own life

[crisp basalt]

How many budget left for us after signing Gordon? Chat

[magic dragon]

Neymar injured and out for the World Cup

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-dictator-kylian-the-dictator-dictatorship-gif-8462743245087539683

[stuck plaza]

Ik 😭 ✌️

[candid locust]

Maybe cancelo on free they'll do

[scenic ember]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: There's some special HIDDEN CLAUSE in Julián Álvarez's contract.

-# Source: @ManagingBarca

[woeful egret]

bro why u destroyed mDRDI

[proper falcon]

they said the budget is around 160m but i think its way more

[crisp basalt]

Bruh

[proper falcon]

from seeing what they r doing rn

[pine prairie]

neymar is injured fot 3 weeks

[last basin]

919mills

[woeful egret]

we have no tough opp

[crisp basalt]

Bro are u high?

[arctic glacier]

All we need to ensure another red in the champions league

[little inlet]

🚨🚨🌕| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Raphinha will STAY at FC Barcelona! He will NOT leave the club this summer. / IDK who even really thought he would leave, but yeah, here we have it

[last basin]

No it's true

[cyan crypt]

all i care is can we bring him back

[crisp basalt]

Source🥀

[stuck plaza]

130 M

[crisp basalt]

Dictator focus on your club

[candid locust]

The thing what they'll do is stretch Alvarez in 5 years so they'll pay in installments

[proper falcon]

ill assume around 300m maybe since they signed gordon and r willing to pay 100m+ for alvarez and rashford too

[woeful egret]

bastoni for 50m?

[crisp basalt]

Oh

[stuck plaza]

That club is horrible

[arctic glacier]

Brainded barca fans every summer

[cyan crypt]

r u even a culer gng?

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dazai-dazai-osamu-gif-14254892570363607254

[crisp basalt]

🥀

[pine prairie]

gordon signing wont affect anything thats stated

[little inlet]

Lamine has to sell his first born child to Atleti

[woeful egret]

u destroyed

[crisp basalt]

Yea

[pine prairie]

flick doesnt want him

[crisp basalt]

Why

[woeful egret]

why

[crisp basalt]

He is good

[arctic glacier]

Cubarsi martin and Eric aren't good enough for ucl imo

[woeful egret]

no

[last basin]

200mills take it or leave it

[low jolt]

Facts or nah chat

[woeful egret]

lol

[crisp basalt]

Lol

[cyan crypt]

they're young gng they'll develop

[little inlet]

No one needs defense if the offense is good enough

[proper falcon]

wtf alvarez already has 49 goals for atletico!?

[crisp basalt]

Fact

[last basin]

Dude still on this

[crisp basalt]

Yea fr

[candid locust]

They'll do same for gordan and since lewa and MATS is leaving we have space in wage structure

[pine prairie]

this season?

[candid locust]

Lewa was one of the highest paid

[cyan crypt]

imagine him getting fed by lamine everygame 💀

[last basin]

Next pichichi incoming 🔥

[crisp basalt]

[scenic ember]

Js Add for Messi he needs Copa Italia and Saudi League too

[crisp basalt]

Sell ferren

[dusty radish]

Kounde is also leaving so that is another 70m to spend.

[woeful egret]

guys can we afford a midfielder

[gleaming escarp]

He’s not even worth 50m

[celest geyser]

Liga ucl cdr he played a lot of matches

[crisp basalt]

He missed a lot of shot

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/julianchad-julian-alvarez-julian-chad-gif-3397695212327882003

[last basin]

Yess

[pine prairie]

are we selling anybody

[proper falcon]

no since he joined atletico

[limber pawn]

Kounde is leaving????

[dusty radish]

Kounde and Ferran

[cyan crypt]

araujo, casado

[gleaming escarp]

Not ferran cuh

[cyan crypt]

Source?

[crisp basalt]

Why

[woeful egret]

we will win ucl

[gleaming escarp]

My shark is staying

[last basin]

No no

[arctic glacier]

Im not saying to sell them but we need faster more experienced backs, most of the red cards come from one of them trying to catch up to a winger who got past the high line. If we got a fast fullback who can catch up without fouling we would minimize the reds

[limber pawn]

Why is kounde leaving dwg wasnt he so good for us?

[cyan crypt]

hell nawh we good w ferran

[novel river]

BROO

[gleaming escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-torres-terran-forres-ferran-shark-ferran-torres-shark-gif-13397059093906568424

[crisp basalt]

Rma buying olise in 160 million chat

[woeful egret]

nah

[nocturne nebula]

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLUB, I’M OFF THE RADAR FOR 1 DAY AND WE SIGN GORDON

[waxen wadi]

i heard that we reached personal agreements with julian alvares

[crisp basalt]

Mourinho wants him sources says

[woeful egret]

olise is not worth for madrid

[proper falcon]

he locked in for the last 3 games cuz he knew he finna get transferred if he didnt 😭

[last basin]

He want to play rw but with yamal he can't thats why

[novel river]

No way Barca submitted a bid for Alvarez

[cyan crypt]

still, striker is priority

[waxen wadi]

is that true

[woeful egret]

they have vini and dictator

[lament burrow]

haha lol

you guys how old are most of you?

[candid locust]

Wait and watch tbh he's perfect for flick's system did we pay more maybe but the thing is he's from epl their wages are high not to mention we had to do it fast before world cup

[woeful egret]

i am 19

[crisp basalt]

18

[last basin]

13

[novel river]

Did they find a gold mine under the Camp Nou

[nocturne nebula]

16 🥀

[crisp basalt]

Kid

[woeful egret]

kid

[crisp basalt]

🥀

[waxen wadi]

15

[lament burrow]

makes sense lol

[woeful egret]

GUYS ANYONE SUGGEST A MID

[last basin]

I'm not a kid!!

[woeful egret]

cole palmer?

[waxen wadi]

vitihna

[arctic glacier]

Bruno fernandes

[cyan crypt]

he hasn't decided yet gng

[undone kiln]

yoo

[celest geyser]

Not inter players ew ew

[woeful egret]

cole?

[nocturne nebula]

Our midfield is stacked alr

[crisp basalt]

Are signing bastoni or any cb

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-spongebob-imagination-gif-2024300603359468440

[nocturne nebula]

We just need a decent cb and Alvarez

[alpine nexus]

Gordon is about to land in barca

[cyan crypt]

not bastoni no

[crisp basalt]

Why my pookie

[alpine nexus]

Gordon has landed!!

[crisp basalt]

Yeahhhhhhh

[cyan crypt]

?

[neon smelt]

His flight is currently the most tracked in FR24

[last basin]

Bruh it's been only 2secs

[alpine nexus]

Gordon has landed

[cyan crypt]

yea gng we bagged this deal yall

[last basin]

When he gonna take the shower?!

[split rivet]

No

[waxen wadi]

W

[pine prairie]

😭😭😭

[arctic glacier]

Why are people live streaming his landing, give him a rest🥀

[crisp basalt]

Where to watch

[magic locust]

🚨 𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙇𝙐𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀: Bernardo Silva to Barcelona is 90% DONE! Hansi Flick and Barça have approved the signing, while Bernardo is CRAZY to join the club.

Jorge Mendes and Barcelona are planning a meeting next week, with Bernardo Silva's transfer expected to be the main topic of discussion (not the only one). It could be the meeting where all the final details are finalized.

Bernardo Silva is asking for €4m net/year (€8m gross/year), less than what he earned at Manchester City, and he is willing to REDUCE his salary even more to make the move happen.

Flick has already spoken with Bernardo and would like to complete his signing. The deal could be completed BEFORE the World Cup.

Atlético Madrid are also interested in the player and have made approaches, but Bernardo's priority is Barcelona right now.

The deal is not completed yet, but it is very close if all parties can reach a final agreement in the coming days.

— @BlazquezFont & @javigiorgetti

[pine prairie]

they took stalking with another level

[cyan crypt]

idk ask @alpine nexus not me

[waxen wadi]

WHAT

WHEN

[magic locust]

1h ago

[dusty radish]

So is Rashford leaving

[pine prairie]

DECO CHILL

[waxen wadi]

HOW
WHERE

[dusty radish]

What is happening?

[waxen wadi]

no fr

[last basin]

Yo I wanna know when will Gordon take his first shower in Barcelona?! Anyone got any info?!

[limber pawn]

Is this 100% ? How can we even replace him

[waxen wadi]

btw, if we sell aruajo and kounde

[alpine nexus]

Yes today

[cyan crypt]

deco is speed running the transfer window gnggg first Gordon now Silva and potentially Julian

[last basin]

Which body wash ?!

[woeful violet]

ALVAREZ HERE WE GO CONFIRMED FABRIZIO ROMANO

[waxen wadi]

we can sign joao cancelo and rashy

[crisp basalt]

Silva coming to barca?

[waxen wadi]

WHAT
HOW
WHEN
WHERE

[alpine nexus]

Bro has the live cameras outside the airport ready😭✌️

[last basin]

Yes we replace him with Carvajal

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/why-you-always-lying-gif-12497288064664863426

[waxen wadi]

ofc, we are desperate 😭

[arctic glacier]

😭

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-camera-cat-five-nights-at-freddys-five-nights-at-freddys-cat-on-camera-gif-274090284076667773

[crisp basalt]

Guys Gordon landed!!!!!!!

[last basin]

Atleast leave a flash warning ⚠️

[cyan crypt]

oh srry gng

[last basin]

Trust

[crisp basalt]

Silva to barca?

[fiery marten]

Gordon landed

[last basin]

Now I'm partially blind

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-gordon-gordon-newcastle-united-reaction-yawn-gif-4934964792814293788

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[last basin]

[waxen wadi]

yo

[last basin]

yo

[waxen wadi]

so, what now

[cyan crypt]

hope so, mid field is all monsters

[crisp basalt]

🗿

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cat-ai-catfish-puffercat-gif-4103263979081323190

[pine prairie]

anything but defender atp

[waxen wadi]

do we wait to see if juilian alvares and silva deals are confermed

[cyan crypt]

striker

[waxen wadi]

fr

[cyan crypt]

yes gng

[alpine nexus]

This is so creepy

[waxen wadi]

somoone said "Attack is first line of defence"

[pine prairie]

bro wtf
thats hella weird

[last basin]

So now a happy ending but we won't kiss

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotoritoken-kounotori-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676341

[waxen wadi]

yo gordan is cooked if he decided to change his mind "sob

[waxen wadi]

why not

[arctic glacier]

This is why I would hate to be famous🥀

[slow citrus]

Why is this guy even stalking like this bro

[little inlet]

Crazy ahh fanbase

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/peeking-javi-pedro-pascal-the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-sneaking-gif-24413738

[last basin]

Coz Gordon landed Barca

[alpine nexus]

Hes a spanish journalist

The new Barcelona front three is going to be fire

G - Gordon
A - Alvarez
Y - Yamal

The world is not ready for GAY, from MNS to GAY 🔥

[safe pagoda]

guys tf do they mean by a hidden clause in julian's contract?

[edgy rune]

Hi

[woeful violet]

yeah im so ready to be gay

[edgy rune]

How are you

[waxen wadi]

WHAT

[last basin]

Its hidden Idk

[quaint moth]

e

[pine prairie]

were ready for gay trio

[frosty garden]

Hi guys
Fame is back I missed you all 😭🥹

[slow citrus]

We do not know, sounds too shady.

[last basin]

We signing Gordon and Alvarez but at wot cost!!

[waxen wadi]

all this but we aint gonna win the ucl

[edgy rune]

Who is dontforget barca players

[pine prairie]

shaky defense as usual

[waxen wadi]

😭

[frosty garden]

🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: The Bernardo Silva option is HEATING UP! The club see his signing as increasingly feasible, with significant progress made in recent hours. Contacts have intensified in recent days.

Barca believe his signing is a STRONG market opportunity as he will join as a free agent. Bernado’s priority is Barcelona and he is very eager to sign for the club.

[Jose Alvarez]

📸: Managing Barca on X

[safe pagoda]

i reckon fdj is getting sold

[slow citrus]

europe gonna get cooked by GAY

[arctic glacier]

No

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/stantwt-stan-twitter-stan-twt-stantwt-angry-stantwt-crazy-gif-15920566002223469814

[waxen wadi]

fah

[safe pagoda]

im preparing for the worse man

[edgy rune]

Do you remeber Rustu Recber?

[waxen wadi]

bro

who keeps deleting things

[pine prairie]

deco after realizing he done allat only to get knocked out from ucl the same way

[last basin]

Yeah I saw Araujo shaking that dump truck against wingers for some red ahh cards

[waxen wadi]

how do u even delete that fast

[last basin]

Don't reckon ever again!!

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-crimheads-demele-psg-psg-champions-league-gif-8873473787064590534

[arctic glacier]

Why would they sell him? Every year the fdj sell rumors are from fans alone. Araujo, casado, gavi, or even kounde is much more likely

[edgy rune]

He is a barca goalkeeper when 2000/2001,the president is laporta

[safe pagoda]

big big salary

[waxen wadi]

keep gavi and casado

[last basin]

Deco selling himself after signing Gordon and Alvarez in the same window

[waxen wadi]

fr

[pine prairie]

doué represents whole barça fanbase through all of this recently

[arctic glacier]

His salary is around pedri's iirc its not too much

[shut matrix]

don't give away kounde man

[waxen wadi]

what is that user

[shut matrix]

bayern hurt his ego 😭

[waxen wadi]

how were u even allowed to join this server bro

[shut matrix]

goated

[arctic glacier]

Yeah I want kounde back at his best

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/toma-gol-luis-enrique-barcelona-gif-23355596

[shut matrix]

you haven't seen the old users

[waxen wadi]

SIGN ENDRICK

[shut matrix]

hell na

[edgy rune]

I think barca Don't win ucl until 5 years

[slow citrus]

Madrid gonna cockblock

[last basin]

blud said enough to Laporta and went on a generational run 🔥🔥

[shut matrix]

won't but not 5 rs about 2-3 more years

[exotic sequoia]

🚨 JUST IN: After fresh contacts between Deco, intermediaries, and Julian’s agent, the latest information is that the proposal of €90m + bonuses, which would reach €100m, will not be enough, Atletico believes they won’t sell Julian for that price. @rubenuria #Transfers 🔴

[waxen wadi]

cockblock 😭

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/luis-luis-enrique-barca-barcelona-celebration-gif-18600282

[woeful egret]

GUYS I AM SAYING SELL RAPHINIA BUY MBAPPE

[shut matrix]

yes he was so good in 24/25 szn

[woeful egret]

🤣

[woeful violet]

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

[exotic sequoia]

❗️Ferran Torres refused to enter the Julian Alvarez operation. @RogerTorello #Transfers 🔴

[edgy rune]

Because,your president,Pedro Sanchez says we are with palestine and that day barca and Real was out of ucl 🙂

[arctic glacier]

Madrid trap so we can go trophyless

[woeful egret]

JOKING

[last basin]

No wonder why peps like that

[shut matrix]

good for us hopefully he'll sign a good cb too

[woeful egret]

yeah

[exotic sequoia]

❗️Julian Alvarez prefers to join Barcelona over other options (PSG/Arsenal). @samuelmarsden #Transfers 🇦🇷🔵🔴

[woeful egret]

arsenal?

[pine prairie]

atleti might be stubborn

[woeful egret]

😭what a orrible club

[exotic sequoia]

✅ Anthony Gordon has arrived in Barcelona. #FCB 🛩️🔵🔴

(@ReshadRahman)

[rancid badge]

🚨BREAKING: Eduardo Camavinga and Deco have talked about a potential move to Barcelona. Understand that Camavinga has agreed a move to Barcelona its up for Real Madrid now to make a move.

@FabrizioRomano

[woeful egret]

hell no

he will fight

[pine prairie]

WHAT

[swift verge]

how much do u think he will cost

[woeful egret]

50 m

[slow citrus]

Swear you ain't lying

[woeful egret]

guys HOW MUCH MONEY IS LEFT

ANY ESTIMATE

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/saliba-confused-saliba-gif-13324438687979771471

[shut matrix]

maybe coincidence, idk.

[pine prairie]

deco farming players like relics

[slow citrus]

We don't KNOW bro.

They haven't even told us their budget

[woeful egret]

CONSIDER 150

in 150m we can get saliba

[pine prairie]

much more

[woeful egret]

250

[shut matrix]

Arsenal fans would go nuts

[woeful egret]

GUYS TIHINK IF WE HAD HAALAND

[slow citrus]

Arteta would rather lose an arm than sell any of his defenders

[shut matrix]

@exotic sequoia any news regarding oil found under camp nou?

[little inlet]

🚨🗞️ | INFO: According to @krrishft, sources close to the situation suggest Nico Williams regrets not joining FC Barcelona last summer and would now be very open to making the move to Camp Nou. LMAOOOO

[woeful egret]

HELL NO

[slow citrus]

No 🙏

[rancid badge]

Barça have around 1B

[woeful egret]

sure?

[edgy rune]

Maybe your was wrong understand,or me, ı am with palestine

[woeful egret]

we can spend 500m then

[rancid badge]

981m i think

[exotic sequoia]

We found gold instead

[pine prairie]

barça closed his case already

[rancid badge]

Around 1B

[last basin]

After whatever's deco on I think we can sign Saliba and Gabriel both 🤑🤑

[slow citrus]

Nico has hidden potential tho.

He must keep it hidden.

[little inlet]

We do NOT want him here

[woeful egret]

nah

bastoni is gooda

[little inlet]

Yeah, I hope he has fun for 10 years winning 0 trophies

[exotic sequoia]

❗️Gordon’s medical to take place in 30 minutes. @monfortcarlos #Transfere 🏥

[woeful egret]

hey guys

I AM THINKING IF LEWA LEFT THEN WE DONT HAVE PPLAYERS TO SCORE HEADER

[last basin]

Bastoni is good but not a good fit for flicks system

[woeful egret]

WHAT DO U THINK

[rancid badge]

@woeful egret for more Barca details i suggest you to take my DMs i’ll send you more

[pine prairie]

araujo

[slow citrus]

He's an unc, he had to leave.

[woeful egret]

OK

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/araujo-ronald-araujo-barcelona-fc-barcelona-gif-1980132765996279235

[woeful egret]

what if we had haaland

[pine prairie]

IF

[slow citrus]

We gonna go bankrupt trying to sign him

[ruby arrow]

barca are about to take approach on getting alvarez

[slow citrus]

And he has high ahh wages

[exotic sequoia]

Sell Yamal and buy Saka

[last basin]

What if my grandma had wheels she must've been a motorcycle

[ruby arrow]

gtfo

[main pewter]

hmm

[main pewter]

no chance bro

[charred tulip]

Who cares about headers man we can buy haaland

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-guadiola-talking-to-nobody-pep-aired-pep-crazy-pep-arsenal-gif-17839783

[charred tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/haaland-goal-gif-26717598

[ruby arrow]

200m btw

[charred tulip]

we got the oil money man

[exotic sequoia]

Watch ur mouth

[proper falcon]

i paid spotify premium 6 years

[last basin]

Deco: walk em down

[charred tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-mock-atletico-madrid-atletico-madrid-out-atletico-madrid-gif-17545687292737726699

[exotic sequoia]

Bring Sorloth

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/smol-smolcat-smolcatcoin-smol-cat-coin-roswell-gif-5972314891354809109

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/erling-haaland-haaland-erlinghaaland-gabrielmagalhães-gabriel-magalhães-gif-7564013425555459736

[last basin]

Deco rn

[ruby arrow]

what oil 💔 we got none

[ruby arrow]

atp just make us 10b in debt

[rancid badge]

Thank you Emirates Islamic ❤️

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/pep-gif-22015970

[last basin]

#makebarcabrokeagain

[pine prairie]

ew

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dembele-crimheads-demele-psg-psg-champions-league-gif-8873473787064590534

[last basin]

Doner kebab nacho

[ruby arrow]

hell no 🥀

[charred tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[little inlet]

I was about to call the police

[rancid badge]

Yes now I support Real Madrid

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-good-even-dog-tiktok-cute-cracked-gif-16545998680233311600

[vast plinth]

What a terrible day to have eyes

[swift verge]

bronacho baited entire sv hate is real 😭🤣

[charred tulip]

Hola fellow Madridista

[wise shuttle]

still is

[rancid badge]

Win for the Blind people

[charred tulip]

Another W for the blind people

[last basin]

Yo @alpine nexus what's Gordon doin?!

[exotic sequoia]

If some Barca fans are concerned about headers then bring Vedat Muriqi as a back up striker to Alvarez

[charred tulip]

@prisma pier no gif perms?

[rancid badge]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-skit-you-will-never-be-troy-distraction-gif-14057568753463082760

[wise shuttle]

n torres?

[exotic sequoia]

Sell

[proper falcon]

my head game is insane

[charred tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-hypotenuse-high-onpotenuse-gif-12521488

[prisma pier]

nope sadly

[prisma pier]

puked looking at ts

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-see-small-eyes-looking-looking-for-something-gif-15767631

[slow citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/pause-gay-no-gif-15366401

[charred tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-mock-atletico-madrid-atletico-madrid-out-atletico-madrid-gif-17545687292737726699

[wise shuttle]

cant sell the shark no?

[charred tulip]

did u know i made this gif??

totally not bragging

[wise shuttle]

fuera

[exotic sequoia]

We can try

[vast plinth]

Gordon-Alvarez-Yamal
G-A-Y💙❤️

[exotic sequoia]

The attack is Gay

[proper falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-consuela-family-guy-gif-7535890

[charred tulip]

we can always give him the Ter Stegen treatment

[wise shuttle]

ofc he gets injured right before the world cup

[serene summit]

How does one still remain in this server it’s lowk washed

[wise shuttle]

does he deserve it?

[outer geyser]

Yo who else was tracking gordon on flight radar

[charred tulip]

if he refuses the leave

[rancid badge]

EXCLUSIVE: Photo of Marcus Rashford, Anthony Gordon, Bernardo Silva and Julian Alvarez alongside Laporta.

[slow citrus]

Absolutely no one

[stuck hatch]

My dog died seeing this

[slate ether]

dont send this here some of them will believeit

[wise shuttle]

fr

[stuck hatch]

🤣

[charred tulip]

im crine

[vast plinth]

We'll take him if u can give us Cucurella

[swift verge]

😭

[keen gorge]

chat dont yall worry i will make the alvarez deal sure to come to us

[swift verge]

🤣

[slate ether]

people want alvarez

[wise shuttle]

hosw

[slate ether]

🥀

[wise shuttle]

why dont u want alvarez/

[stuck hatch]

🙂

[slate ether]

such an unbelievably average profile

[keen gorge]

im gonaa go with the bid mate

[wise shuttle]

my profile?

[pine prairie]

idk man i feel grizmann thing happening again

[glass surge]

Tomorrow is my birthday. Barca BETTER get a good signing

[slate ether]

alvarez 😭

[stuck hatch]

so Gordon Alvarez yamal

G.A.Y

[keen gorge]

u always have to jinx it

[pine prairie]

many r becoming gay

[vast plinth]

GRAY. Add my capitan rapha

[wise shuttle]

he did perform against us and does so in big matches, maybe thats what we need

[stuck hatch]

😏

[unborn wadi]

We want GRAY

[keen gorge]

apparently we are bidding for alvarez in few hours

[slate ether]

before which he didnt score a single goal for 2-3 months

[stuck hatch]

Yeah gray

[glass surge]

Gordon over Raphinha. It’s a wraps man

[woeful egret]

CAN BARCLEONA TAKE LEAD IN EL CLASICO WINS TO 107 WINS AGAINST 106

[wise shuttle]

champions league 15 matches 10 goals, not bad

[unborn wadi]

Who said

[clear badge]

hi

[keen gorge]

trusted sources

[pine prairie]

atletico only work against barcelona and rma and also compare him in both legs vs arsenal

[keen gorge]

hello

[woeful egret]

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[unborn wadi]

Name them

[stuck hatch]

Gordon lw Alvarez st raphinha ss or rw
Yamal cam or rw

[surreal compass]

gis gia chuga

[opaque widget]

Any new news

[wise shuttle]

but that's arsenal, he's doing ts with only lookman btw, who is actually providing him assists, maybe simeone

[slate ether]

this was him in january bro

[keen gorge]

fabriziorom

[indigo crane]

how do you even stop Gordon-Alvarez-Yamal with Raphinha at CAM

[hollow trail]

🚨 Deco has not SLEPT in 72 HOURS and has not seen his WIFE in 5 days.

He wants to complete the Julian Alvarez deal in the NEXT 48 HOURS 😳

gerardromero

[clear badge]

but he could play in hansi's system, tbh if u want press, just sign osimhen

[stuck hatch]

Don't jinx it😭
Btw Barca will submit a offer in a few days

[muted bane]

tbh why are we signing olmos english twin over reshford?

[clear badge]

NEVER, RAPHINHA WONT PLAY AT CAM

[wise shuttle]

lacks consistency, but wil yamal he can finish well

[prisma pier]

the guy is locked in

[lofty robin]

my club is going crazy mates!
i love it

[fading prairie]

you dont

[indigo crane]

so we arent getting a defender

[quasi egret]

fact or cap

[slate ether]

2 g/a in 10 games bro

[prisma pier]

from what ik we have the money to sign both

[slow citrus]

Should be asking hansi

[indigo crane]

ok Kai

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-madrid-dribble-gif-1031554938699884409

[hollow trail]

priorities

[indigo crane]

senesi was free man wtf

[pine prairie]

well maybe haramball is also nerfing him lets see what he can do in highline

[arctic glacier]

You wouldn't need to stop them because they wont get any g/a. But barca could fix that by putting rapha in the front 3 where he belongs

[nocturne yacht]

We signed gordon as a striker or winger?

[wise shuttle]

can u tell his chances

[hollow trail]

fax

[graceful forge]

oh alr, good afternoon sazadei cwani skomendi tewawm🌹 🥺

[slow citrus]

Deco finally locked in? damn.

[lofty robin]

substitute

[prisma pier]

reports say he gonna go to spurs instead of us

[glass surge]

no.

[wise shuttle]

yeah, ppl are judging him off his atletico minutes, yamal will eat well with a good st

[scenic ember]

ANTHONY GORDON HAS ARRIVED IN BARCELONA AND IS CURRENTLY DRIVING TO CAMP NOU

[prisma pier]

can play anywhere on the attack

[indigo crane]

bro chose relegation club instead

[prisma pier]

vamoss

[unborn wadi]

Where

[arctic glacier]

Probably rotational for both depending on injuries ig

[pine prairie]

let the guy rest

[clear badge]

anthony gordon will be the suba sub for st

[prisma pier]

exactly

[wise shuttle]

80m for a supersub is crazy

[clear badge]

championship winners, here we go

[keen gorge]

check insta mate : Barcelona going to send their first bid for alvarez in few hours

[lofty robin]

and barca biding on Alvarez

[slate ether]

we dont need a creator bro, we have lamine and raphinha to create with the likes of pedri fdj and olmo behind
whats the point of having a striker that can create with this calibre

[patent elm]

🚨 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon has landed in Barcelona.

[lofty robin]

damn great

[scenic ember]

#📺︱multimedia

[slow citrus]

Gordon better get that Duolingo app downloaded on his phone

[topaz lodge]

Hello??

He’s played at CAM before and he’s been class

Also if needed, Gordon should be able to play as a CAM and leave Raphinha at LW

[indigo crane]

we need a defender bro

[nocturne yacht]

I really don’t want alvarez because when griezmann came 100+ million and got sold for only 25 million without performing much

[indigo crane]

sell kounde and araujo and bring a new defender

[slow citrus]

Everyone been saying this

[clear badge]

we got maldini and cubarsi, no need

[wise shuttle]

no like how many he has converted with the amount of chances he had, cuz his wingers were not raphinha and yamal, and atletico were playing haramball, that shut him down a lot

[stuck hatch]

Why

[nocturne yacht]

I hate atletico madrid they play so many mind games

[indigo crane]

with kounde and araujo we wont win the UCL

[lofty robin]

they were already bidding just kept that confidential (source- fabrizio)

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-gordon-gordon-newcastle-united-reaction-yawn-gif-4934964792814293788

[wise shuttle]

eric garcia?

[clear badge]

boys js trust flick ball 💔

[clear badge]

rb

[arctic glacier]

No he wasnt class. He played there and got 0 g/a the entire time he was cam. He is the best at barca at lw and there is no need to change that for the likes of gordon

[woeful violet]

FABRIZIO ROMANO ALVAREZ HERE WE GO

[wise shuttle]

k

[indigo crane]

Sell Araujo 30M Kounde 40M buy a CB/RB

[nocturne yacht]

Noooo

[keen gorge]

trust that guy , i even trust him with my life

[keen gorge]

why?

[obsidian elk]

hello

[clear badge]

js sell kounde to liverpool for 80m, rumourss say it

[wise shuttle]

yeah that's good a plan, but lets see what flick does

[slate ether]

idk but from the screen shot i sent you atleti had scored 16 goals
and he contributed to 2 of them 😭

[topaz lodge]

We moved the ball well ;-;

I watched that game

• did you even see the 2nd point 😭

[indigo crane]

flick and kounde are lovers

[nocturne yacht]

Atletico gave griezmann to us yk what happened next

[indigo crane]

so kounde wont leave

[scenic ember]

IT'S FAKE GUYS

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/fabrizioromero-fabrizio-romero-romero-herewego-here-we-go-gif-12261437897896696209

[indigo crane]

80M we'd be scamming tf outta liverpool

[elder trail]

hey

[scenic ember]

It's fake

[wise shuttle]

who do u want then?

[split rivet]

Hello tobix

[scenic ember]

Son

[slow citrus]

Griezmann was constantly playing out of position.

[restive pecan]

updates on Alvarez?

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-fabrizio-romano-journalist-jamcat-catjam-gif-3508890971576855207

[scenic ember]

Why is all of WTB here all of a sudden

[wise shuttle]

we're going to bid on him by today or tommorow i think

[frosty garden]

🚨Barcelona are preparing first official bid for Julián Álvarez, to be sent soon — and without any players included.

Julián informed Atléti of desire to leave after rejecting a new deal months ago.

❗️ After direct meeting with agent & intermediaries, Barça will send a bid
More on Julián Álvarez story reported earlier: the official bid has not been submitted yet, it will be sent in the next days.

It will NOT include any players as revealed, and final fee will be clarified as soon as it’s sent (could be in the region of €100m).

— Fabrizio Romano

[haughty wasp]

barca is gonna send a bid after some days

[indigo crane]

why dont we go for senesi bro

hes free? unless flick doesnt like him

[restive pecan]

Why days tho?

[stuck hatch]

Ik

[slow citrus]

Tottenham and we don't know what barcelona is doing

[clear badge]

idk, i heard rumors

[indigo crane]

atleti never taking that

[safe bear]

We could be we have to see after a striker is signed

[stuck hatch]

😂😭

[restive pecan]

@burnt moon sign Gabriel and saliba

[arctic glacier]

Im talking about the start of 24/25 season there was a series of matches flick played rapha at cam, but he was mid at best. Why should we lower the output of our most proficient outputter for someone who scored 3 non pen goals last season?

[scenic ember]

Current Status: Bid Submitted (Source Rating 8/10)

[nocturne yacht]

Ik but still he underperformed for me

[indigo crane]

you really think someone wouldnt turn down tottenham for barcelona?

[restive pecan]

@burnt moon sign Gabriel and saliba

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sonion-ring-gif-7033290835378735727

[candid locust]

Apparently I heard there was some hidden clause that will let Alvarez leave for barcelona or something like that , if barcelona will come with offers and both parties have agreement

[haughty wasp]

we'll first complete the gordon signing irl, then after we'll go for alvarez

[clear badge]

u stoopid? we aint arsenal glazer, we got maldini alr

[brisk heath]

Damn I can’t use my sticker 😔

[indigo crane]

fab said its in the next few days not today

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/in-there-out-get-out-get-in-door-gif-9674710657154743176

[candid locust]

Alvarez placed it

[cyan crypt]

rlly hope so

[scenic ember]

@burnt moon son I love u

[clear badge]

gerard maldini > saliba + gabriel

[slow citrus]

Not everyone's the same, perhaps bro wants to stay in the premier league

[clear badge]

150m 🥀

[slow citrus]

I genuinely can't tell you what barcelona is doing

[wise shuttle]

saka >

[bronze shore]

Eid Mubarak to all those celebrating

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-nezeki-sonion-sonkey-son-gif-16040362324989800541

[unborn wadi]

Guys please send screenshot of Fabrizio post please

[stuck hatch]

@burnt moon please sign me

[clear badge]

viktor groceries < ansu fati

[unborn wadi]

I don't use insta

[candid locust]

Yeah like a clause that will make Atletico listen to negotiation and let him leave for mutual price

[indigo crane]

in the defense

Keep: Balde, Martin, Cubarsi, Eric, Cancelo
Sell: Araujo, Kounde
Bring: Senesi/Another CB and a cheap fullback (Prefferably RB)

[wise shuttle]

Ferran torres>

[restive pecan]

@agile robin clears prime @chrome totem italian one

[candid locust]

I don't think it'll be that much

[cyan crypt]

fr gng

[stuck hatch]

ferran Torres> penadlo

[unborn wadi]

Can someone send

[cyan crypt]

110 or 120

[unborn wadi]

Fabrizio

[wise shuttle]

uk his names not actually maldini, its martin

[indigo crane]

well who knows if tottenham will still be in the prem in a few seasons...

[wispy walrus]

Yo barca is genuinely cooking with signings

[clear badge]

idk but sure

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-barcelona-shark-gif-15190450968363476254

[keen gorge]

right here u made a mistake

[topaz lodge]

that’s why I said my second point…

Gordon at CAM

I honestly much rather have Fermin tho when he recovers

[main pewter]

bruh

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/lawak-meme-meme-football-cristiano-ronaldo-meme-troll-face-gif-3395181276433680099

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/ferran-ferran-tiburon-ferran-barcelona-fc-barcelona-ferran-torres-gif-12713275306045132165

[clear badge]

not like our old president 💔

[wise shuttle]

ANTONY>

[unborn wadi]

Yo guys please

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-ferran-torres-barcelona-fc-barcelona-gif-16367628073800787514

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/penaldo-camel-penaldu-camel-pendu-ronaldo-camel-ronaldo-al-nassr-gif-2852993340861178660

[cyan crypt]

?

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/antony-suspicious-antony-mad-antony-gif-7719236589339881488

[stuck hatch]

Gordon > Anthony

[candid locust]

But I don't know what the actual clause is hope it's good and not release clause related

[clear badge]

Antony 2026 > Prime Messi 2012 + Ronaldo 2008

[unborn wadi]

Fabrizio post

[wise shuttle]

Saka > Gordon

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-real-madrid-fc-barcelona-meme-vini-jr-gif-10186000011765775638

[exotic sequoia]

Can we at least bring in Muriqi as a backup to Alvarez? At least he provides headers and is a traditional 9?

[wise shuttle]

what about prime SAKA 2028

[unborn wadi]

About alvarez

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/now-here's-a-guy-who-doesn't-know-ball-a-guy-who-doesn't-know-ball-nfl-nbc-al-michaels-gif-14648136056785327093

[indigo crane]

we have ferran

[scenic ember]

🚨 ALVAREZ'S AGENT HAS INFORMED ATLETICO MADRID, FOLLOWING THE BID SUBMITTED BY BARCA THAT HE PERFERS BLAUGRANA

[stuck hatch]

araujo at st > Saka entire existence

[cyan crypt]

yea and hope it doesn't make us bank rupt again

[exotic sequoia]

Club doesn't want Ferran

[scenic ember]

ITS HAPPENING

[cyan crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-news-your-tweet-sucks-trash-garbage-drag-gif-14388609

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-15379971984385267012

[scenic ember]

ITS HAPPENING

[clear badge]

harrydinho maguire + antonio dos santos > the whole world

[indigo crane]

they cant force him to leave

[unborn wadi]

Insta post romano

[split rivet]

He just came ✌️

[wise shuttle]

fr

[jade arrow]

Hi chat

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/julián-alvarez-julián-impostor-julián-maradona-impostor-davoo-atlético-impostor-gif-9503675204667858759

[clear badge]

bro, dum rumours shit-

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/julian-alvarez-baila-dance-araña-spiderman-gif-6302007521865348891

[cyan crypt]

what he posted

[stuck hatch]

😁

[unborn wadi]

Yup

[clear badge]

lemme go to insta

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-barcelona-atletico-de-madrid-julian-álvarez-julián-álvarez-julian-alvarez-gif-3725407870063624952

[slim thorn]

Understand that Gordon has landed in Barcelona - ready to meet club representivties and complete his medical #FCBNEWS

[wise shuttle]

bye

[indigo crane]

Gordon-Alvarez-Yamal

Come on you gays!!

[arctic glacier]

We could test it out for a bit and see who plays better at the role

[wise shuttle]

banger ngl

[stuck hatch]

Yeah ikr

[exotic sequoia]

Ferran is not good at headers, we need a striker that's good with Ariel duels?

[candid locust]

4 leathal front 4 is always better than relying on headers

[indigo crane]

Araujo

[clear badge]

js play 4-2-4 formation 🥀

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-freekick-leo-messi-atletico-madrid-barcelona-goat-gif-18427541

[indigo crane]

Pedri and De Jong working overtime

[clear badge]

yea

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/rashford-barca-barcelona-free-kick-goal-gif-16481819993193718264

[candid locust]

This is not fifa and we do play front 4 in pressing

[exotic sequoia]

Trust me, it's not. Getting Vedat Muriqi as a backup would be more beneficial than keeping Ferran Torres

[wise shuttle]

better banger ng;

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/فيلوه-ميسي-ليو-قوت-messi-gif-24292601

[stuck hatch]

The angel 🥶

[clear badge]

since defense is useless in flick ball, we should play 2-3-5

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-22043696

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-gif-22043696

[candid locust]

I don't think you understand we don't need those type of players we need forward pressing type players and players that can play at multiple positions

[unborn wadi]

Did Fabrizio post

[wise shuttle]

even better banger ngl

[wise shuttle]

u actually think he post that

[indigo crane]

RAPHINHA OUT

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-madrid-dribble-gif-1031554938699884409

[pale field]

Score 8 concede 7

[restive pecan]

This goal is bigger then Alvarez and saka and Anthony carrer combined ngl

[stiff mantle]

Gordon Alvarez Yamal have a nice ring to it

[lament void]

bdan

[unborn wadi]

Bid tonight for alvarez

[candid locust]

In attack our shape is like that 235

[indigo crane]

its gay

[lament void]

barca singing without thinking

[exotic sequoia]

And I don't think you understand that Alvarez and Ferran are not traditional 9s, we need at least one who provides box presence and is good at headers.

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-rock-the-rock-gif-6658795805713564985

[unborn wadi]

Someone saying

[stiff mantle]

GAY is the next MSN

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-solo-messi-messi-vs-bilbao-messi-athletic-bilbao-messi-2010-gif-631952220571104697

[clear badge]

i cant post pictures

[slate ether]

id rather the money go toward bastoni tbh
but if talking about strikers then osimhen

[jagged narwhal]

Because you're not special.

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-messi-magic-swalem-lionel-messi-leo-messi-gif-20548024

[thin basin]

Yall tell me forgotten barca legends

[indigo crane]

Transfer Window:

Out: Yamal 150 Mil Pedri 150 Mil

In: Vini 100 Mil Ugarte 100 Mil

fairs?

[stuck hatch]

Deco

[restive pecan]

Already sentby me

[pale field]

Eagerly waiting for Alvarez Announcement

[jagged narwhal]

Lieke Martens.

[lament aurora]

hii

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-soccer-kick-ankle-breaker-gif-14056625

[unborn wadi]

Will there be a bid tonight

[indigo crane]

inshallah

[distant moat]

@split rivet muted 😂

[wise shuttle]

not tonightb ut ts week

[candid locust]

We play highline we need players who can trackback and win the ball fast and most importantly players who can press aggressively forward so the backline can get breathing time

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-messi-busquest-busi-assist-gif-15283430956891926337

[wise shuttle]

bastoni is out of the talks

[split rivet]

[stuck hatch]

Already sent by me

[clear badge]

so

[stuck hatch]

Why u laughing

[clear badge]

fabrizio romanio said

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-soccer-trick-gif-8315050

[safe bear]

Espi

[split rivet]

Prime said im muted

[clear badge]

the bid will be sent in the next few days

not today

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/soccer-lionel-messi-gif-15082285

[exotic sequoia]

But when we face low blocks, we need someone in the box to provide presence. Alvarez and Ferran cannot provide that

[pale field]

What about the defence?

[clear badge]

-> posted on his last insta story 40m ago

[stuck hatch]

Prime 🤨
The drink produced by ksi

[umbral kestrel]

Hiii

[indigo crane]

inshallah

[wise shuttle]

araujo can

[indigo crane]

suicidal highline and inshallah

[stuck hatch]

Hey

[split rivet]

Balls😭

[exotic sequoia]

He's gone

[clear badge]

nope, the next few days

[lament void]

joan garcia goated bro

just saved me

[stuck hatch]

What football 🤨

[umbral kestrel]

Hows the second day of eid?

[indigo crane]

we can also get bernardo silva for free

[clear badge]

osimhen

[thin basin]

Better than Casillas

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-messi-diego-maradona-maradona-messi-argentina-gif-21611033

[clear badge]

ye, but bernal and gavi will be left out

[stuck hatch]

Good good
As Barca finally made good signings

[split rivet]

Yo stop saying my name ✌️

[umbral kestrel]

Hmm 😁

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-messi-spin-messi-ball-control-messi-dribble-king-gif-14586007510962462455

[distant moat]

you stupid

[candid locust]

Alvarez moves constantly either pressing and running forward not to mention he's very good at freekicks and we already have players like target man or in behind runners . With lamine and Gordon on the wings we need someone who can arrive in the box like box crasher like Alvarez

[lament void]

who u twn also i hate you ❤️

[split rivet]

Skill issues im not muted anymore

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/araujo-ronald-araujo-barcelona-fc-barcelona-gif-1980132765996279235

[stuck hatch]

I'm already thinking of how I would celebrate ucl win by Barca next year

[restive pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-soccer-lionel-messi-tricks-juke-gif-5576018

[distant moat]

🤣

[split rivet]

Me too twin❤️‍🩹

[exotic sequoia]

Again wrong

[clear badge]

let him play at rb, he would be better

[umbral kestrel]

😀nice.

[indigo crane]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gojo-jjk-anna-in-the-real-football-is-for-the-fans-football-fans-gif-21987005

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-vs-nuno-mendes-lamine-yamal-psg-barcelona-barcelona-psg-gif-12495474518192146456

[restive pecan]

Yamal ?

[candid locust]

Have you seen Alvarez goals this season?

[stuck hatch]

😁

[rustic cairn]

from MSN TO GAY

[indigo crane]

OMG ALVAREZ TO BARCELONA HERE WE GO

[pale field]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-araujo-barcelona-fc-barcelona-football-soccer-gif-5442477333288444150

[exotic sequoia]

He's provides zero box presence

[clear badge]

but he wont be fit in flick sistem

[last basin]

Let him play at CB he will feast 🔥🔥

[stuck hatch]

I guess he's the star of barca currently

[clear badge]

maybe not yet

[restive pecan]

Wait lemme end this

[umbral kestrel]

🤗

[rustic cairn]

thank god we cannot afford alvarez

[clear badge]

he will concede*

[stuck hatch]

😋

[stuck hatch]

No don't 😭

[exotic sequoia]

So u might as well sell Ferran and get Vedat Muriqi

[umbral kestrel]

🫢

[clear badge]

welp, in that case gordon wil have to play st

[stuck hatch]

😅

[clear badge]

we dont need it

[umbral kestrel]

Wht color did u wear today?

[split rivet]

Ah yes..gay my favourite trio..

[rustic cairn]

JP nayshun is alive

[pale field]

Wow

[exotic sequoia]

We need Ronaldo tho

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[exotic sequoia]

Atletico rejected Barca bid

[restive pecan]

Messi vs iran last goal in 2014 wc

[stuck hatch]

Just normal clothes
Cause I stayed home

[rustic cairn]

atletico want 150 fixed for alvarez we will not spend over 100m

[stuck hatch]

Yeah banger

[exotic sequoia]

Exactly

[gloomy saddle]

Yo Neymar why you got injured 💔🥀

@split rivet

[split rivet]

Acting like it’s some confession shi , GIVE US ALVAREZ

[stuck hatch]

Barca didn't even bid

[split rivet]

IDK MAN

[rustic cairn]

they want to sell alvarez for more than griezmann

[safe bear]

Silva is depth

[umbral kestrel]

Nice 🫡.

[dire bobcat]

Update on Alvarez 🥶🥶🥶

[rustic cairn]

silva 6th choice midfielder

[sage bobcat]

Bro we nearly made 1 billion in rev last year allegedly. Luke we can afford players we just needed to be back in this 1 for 1 rule which it looks like we are now

[stuck hatch]

Lets see

[candid locust]

Check your dm

[exotic sequoia]

Reports say that Atletico think their 90 million bid for Alvarez is not enough

[stuck hatch]

Wbu

[clear badge]

bernal plays like bernardo, hes js more explosive than the silva

[stuck hatch]

Let see

[rustic cairn]

it's been confirmed they want 150m for him

at least

[stuck hatch]

Hey Neymar

[exotic sequoia]

I don't see us going over 120m

[split rivet]

Yes

[rustic cairn]

that too not including bonus 150m fixed

[haughty skiff]

hows your legs

[stuck hatch]

Nobody is gonna sign Alvarez for 150m

[clear badge]

it is, but it has not been sent, go to romano's account

[exotic sequoia]

Bernal is more of a box to box midfielder

[split rivet]

Ahh

[safe bear]

We will add olmo to the deal

[clear badge]

i rather sign harrydinho maguire

[stuck hatch]

You ain't Neymar u are nyxious jr

[exotic sequoia]

Exactly so we not going over 120m for him

[clear badge]

never

[candid locust]

Lol he's literally ideal for his attacking style

[stuck hatch]

Lets see

[safe bear]

Watch

[split rivet]

nyxmar

[stuck hatch]

🤨

[stuck hatch]

No

[exotic sequoia]

We have more important positions to worry about than spend 150m for a striker

[rustic cairn]

im alive we cannot afford alvarez and scam ourselves and fund our rivals rebuild

[candid locust]

@exotic sequoia check I sent you

[split rivet]

Yes it’s nyxmar

[stuck hatch]

No don't lie
It's nyxious jr

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/best-cb-araujo-araujodownfall-araujo-downfall-araujo-gif-9821565290129125098

[stuck hatch]

🤔

[exotic sequoia]

We need a CB and RB

[split rivet]

Hm

[clear badge]

WE DONT FRICKING NEED DEFENDERS

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/ronald-araujo-barcelona-fc-barcelona-football-soccer-gif-5442477333288444150

[stuck hatch]

Ahmm

[exotic sequoia]

He's gone

[indigo crane]

GUYS CHECK #📺︱multimedia ASAP

[exotic sequoia]

Arauhoe in big 2026

[safe bear]

We have to buy Julian even for 170m.

[last basin]

ARAUJO BETTER>>>

[pale field]

🤔

[prisma pier]

if they score 10 we score 11

[exotic sequoia]

We might as well buy Haaland for 200m

[prisma pier]

simple as that

[dire bobcat]

Might go for lautaro or pedro

[safe bear]

No

[whole gale]

🚨 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: 𝐉𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐋𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐙 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐀

Julián Alvarez has reached a personal agreement with Barcelona after a meeting between his agent, Fernando Hidalgo, and Barça’s board last night. 🤝

Alvarez has attracted interest from several top European clubs this summer, including PSG and Arsenal, but his only priority is to stay in Spain. 🇪🇸

It’s now up to the clubs to reach an agreement. 👀

🤝 @CLMerlo

[stuck hatch]

Hmm

[maiden cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/neiro-neiro-ethereum-ethereum-eth-kabosu-gif-9781566544642600164

[exotic sequoia]

Let's just bring Ronaldo

[whole gale]

Oh it’s happening

[exotic sequoia]

Yes Ronaldo to Barca is happening

[whole gale]

Cristano no

[rustic cairn]

"lautaro" ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[slim thorn]

Understand that Barca are trying to reach an agreement in principle with Alavarez - the situation is still tricky with Atletico #FCB

[rustic cairn]

170m for elevating set pieces 😭😭😭

[dire bobcat]

Did I spelt it wrong or sum shi

[rustic cairn]

lautaro is mid

[exotic sequoia]

U might as well spend that money on Osimhen

[rustic cairn]

osimhen is injury prone

[stuck hatch]

Might as well buy haaland for that

[exotic sequoia]

But he's what we need

[main pewter]

dude

[dire bobcat]

Pedro is best option

[safe bear]

We don’t need anyone else in the world besides Julian even if we have to spend 180m.

[rustic cairn]

yeah the profile

[whole gale]

🚨⚠️ BREAKING: Neymar Jr suffers a new injury and will be out for 2/3 weeks, tests have confirmed.

Ney will miss the friendly games before the World Cup and could miss opening game against Morocco.

Damn

[main pewter]

NOOO

[tepid warren]

Why we getting gordon bruh

[rustic cairn]

we shouldn't spend 150m on anyone who is not named erling haaland

[whole gale]

Yeaaa 💔

[exotic sequoia]

If you want to spend 170m on Alvarez then Pedro for 100m is looking like a bargain

[arctic glacier]

We can buy 3 class players for that price

[dire bobcat]

I'm jump of the roof

[fiery mural]

yall why did we let lewa leave?

[safe bear]

Alvarez is better than haaland?

[rustic cairn]

lamine looking to put in a cross and finds alvarez standing next to him ✌🏻✌🏻

[whole gale]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Julian Alvarez’ favorite destination is CLEAR: FC Barcelona!

— @FabrizioRomano

[main pewter]

bro

[thin basin]

Nop

[fiery wagon]

🚨🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Brazil confirms that Neymar has picked up a grade 2 calf INJURY!

He will be out for 2/3 weeks and will MISS the two friendlies + the opening World Cup match vs Morocco!

[safe bear]

yes

[whole gale]

Old

[fiery wagon]

How do you even do this Neymar😭

[rustic cairn]

alvarez is not even top 3 sts itw how is he better than the best striker of this decade 💔💔💔

[whole gale]

I sent that

[arctic glacier]

Exactly we can get Pedro for 80m, alvarez isnt that good

[exotic sequoia]

Alvarez can't do that, he's too short vro

[rustic cairn]

you only want alvarez cause he's cute and argentine 😭😭😭

[safe bear]

Because he plays for Atleti he will score over 40 goals a season for us.

[safe bear]

maybe

[forest kestrel]

cant even be mad at newcastle they scammed a good deal

[exotic sequoia]

Might as well bring Messi back 😭👍

[fiery mural]

hhe is not bad

[rustic cairn]

he never scored 40 goals in his life ever m8 what are you on about only thing alvarez helps us with is set pieces

[fiery wagon]

Alvarez is just another Ferran with good freekick ability bruh,why do people rate this guy soo highly

[rustic cairn]

150m for "not that bad" player 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[safe bear]

He scored 30 goals for Atleti that’s basically scoring 55 for Barca

[dire bobcat]

Even groceries would score that with barca

[rustic cairn]

got outscored by sorloth for atletico 😭😭

[forest kestrel]

theres nothing else on the market and barca needs a striker badly

[exotic sequoia]

Because he scored a free kick against us so just because of that we want him

[safe bear]

Never happend btw

[dire bobcat]

And maybe a 6/6 on eyesight

[exotic sequoia]

Vedat Muriqi > Alvarez

[forest kestrel]

would rather have the midget than sorloth though

[stuck hatch]

Imagine rejecting a wc winner 😭

[topaz gate]

Evening*

[safe bear]

Gyokeres is top 5 strikers itw?

[rustic cairn]

laporta only wants alvarez because for some reason the fan base likes him (helped messi win a world cup)

[fiery wagon]

I mean Alvarez doesnt have elite finishing ability doesnt have a good striker instinct,he is more like a shadow striker

[rustic cairn]

sorloth is useless

[hoary hemlock]

Said she wanna party with a jagaban (jagaban)
Because she never met nobody badder than baby
Brown and bad just like a jagaban (jagaban)
I ain't never seen nobody badder than
I say, "Baby, do you wanna be a jagaban?" (Jagaban)
"Are you sure you can party with a jagaban?" (Jagaban)
Said she wanna party with a jagaban (jagaban)
Because she never met nobody badder than (jagaban)

[safe bear]

Alvarez is a good finisher yes

[fiery mural]

i thought it was 80mil

[civic hinge]

Talks are advancing between Barca and Alvarez camp.

[safe bear]

thank you dirty horse

[charred jay]

Barcelona sent an offer for Julian alvarez 🔥

[dire bobcat]

I meant he'd score 40 ga in barca bcs of pedri , yamal like players

[rustic cairn]

why do you think atletico will sell their highest rated player to a direct rival for 80m well that's his real value tho

[exotic sequoia]

We got Umtiti cause he is WC winner

[safe bear]

Yes

[safe basin]

is it true that they still trying to get Alvarez?

[charred jay]

Yea

[arctic glacier]

Pedro has double the conversion rate, anything over 95m and we should try for pedro instead

[dire bobcat]

We should just get Mikel Oyarzabal

[fiery mural]

gordan was 70mill was too much''

[main pewter]

bruh

[stuck hatch]

You shush

[rustic cairn]

let's bring acuna he's a world cup winner

[civic hinge]

He’s too Unc

[main pewter]

are we signing alvarez?

[safe bear]

Joao Pedro is not even half of Ferran.

[graceful forge]

good evening sazadei cwani skomendi tewawm🌹🥺

[arctic glacier]

And alvarez isnt half of pedro

[exotic sequoia]

Pedri is more complete than Alvarez and half the price

[graceful forge]

Prolly not, asking price is too high

[rustic cairn]

sell fdj for de paul no world cup vs 1 world cup 😍😍

[thick crow]

what happend to rashford vro

[safe bear]

You have no ball knowledge then

[topaz gate]

Atleast u behave

[rustic cairn]

barcelona scammed him.

[stuck hatch]

Is he a st

[dire bobcat]

He's like 28 that's like 4 min good season

[thick crow]

bro like literally he was confident that he would join

[safe bear]

He’s 30 and doesn’t press

[exotic sequoia]

Alvarez is not even half of Muriqi

[fiery wagon]

“If Barcelona combined the Anthony Gordon and Julian Alvarez money they could have bought Haaland but they don’t teach this at la masia” one guy on twitter said💀

[main pewter]

huh

[rustic cairn]

they still want to keep him as well

[safe bear]

Stay on that side

[rustic cairn]

230m on gordon and alvarez who have scored a combined of 15 or 16 league goals

[wide mesa]

Guys did barca find oil or smtg

[rustic cairn]

❤️

[carmine canopy]

Alvarez has chosen barca over arsenal

[stuck hatch]

Haaland is 250 -300
Wow

[fiery mural]

we needed rashford

[safe bear]

They will score a combined 70 goals next season

[slow citrus]

Probably a retard@d engagement account

[thick crow]

they wont bro, they literally bought gordon for 70m and then bidded 110 million usd for julian

[haughty skiff]

lol sure

[graceful forge]

im a good boy?🥺

[dire bobcat]

So kind of him

[exotic sequoia]

I swear if we spend 150 million for a striker who just good at set pieces then this club is a circus