💬︱chat

[shy hound]

welll......

[plush mica]

ronaldo is angry 🥶

[torpid comet]

João pedro needs to join us

[brittle hazel]

yea don't think brazil will go far either way, i wanna see yamal win wc earlier age than mbappe but i also wanna see neymar lift wc

[crimson dirge]

ronaldo is angry 🥵

[torpid comet]

quarters at best tbf

[hallow hill]

Messi 2015 or Ronaldo 2008

[plush mica]

Ronaldo won everything there was to win

[leaden socket]

Messi 2026.

[brittle hazel]

yea hope spain wins it and neymar gets a shot next wc (he won't prob but still)

[leaden socket]

💀 🙏

[hallow hill]

.

[shy hound]

the MLS?

[plush mica]

endrick 1976 bro

[torpid comet]

haters will still try to find a way to say that yamal isnt world class even after he wins the ballon dor lmao

[plush mica]

0 ball knowledge smh

[brittle hazel]

source is ronaldo's wc

[shy hound]

"who is this?" gif

[plush mica]

get outta here

[plush mica]

award wise

[torpid comet]

neymar will be like 38-39 next world cup fym

[plush mica]

trust

[hallow hill]

In pl

[brittle hazel]

messi 38 ronaldo 41

[plush mica]

no bro he was watching them

he told me

[torpid comet]

next world cup

[plush mica]

he was also there when we got founded

[shy hound]

Neymar's age 34???

[leaden socket]

Who yall supporting this World Cup?

[crimson dirge]

they’ll literally rewrite Pelé’s record if Yamal wins WC 💀

[torpid comet]

yes

[torpid comet]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[hallow hill]

Yo @plush mica

[plush mica]

Real Madrid

[shy hound]

i thought hes same old as the goat

[leaden socket]

FAM-

[plush mica]

family

[brittle hazel]

yea but if u mean he will be too old atm there are 38-41 yr olds competing in wc. if u mean he will be able to idk cuz he has fallen away from his prime

[shy hound]

BROCHACHO

[crimson dirge]

🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼

[torpid comet]

messi is born in 1987 and neymar like 1992

[plush mica]

❤️

[hallow hill]

Can i write u a paragraph of why messi 2015 was better than 2008 ronaldo

[plush mica]

real madrid is a huge family with happy players ❤️

[torpid comet]

hes retiring in December?

[shy hound]

ain no way

[plush mica]

uhhhhh he was

alive

[brittle hazel]

neymar?

[torpid comet]

yes

[plush mica]

and he did stuff

[brittle hazel]

how am i js finding this out what

[crimson dirge]

happy but they're fighting in locker room lol

[plush mica]

he will join us

[torpid comet]

hes retiring after the brazilian serie a season ends

[crimson dirge]

xddd

[plush mica]

u don't know who im signing

[shy hound]

self defense training dude, get it

[brittle hazel]

you will join HIM

[plush mica]

yeah

[hallow hill]

In the 2014/15 season, Lionel Messi completely dominated Cristiano Ronaldo's breakout 2007/08 season across every single statistical category, racking up 58 goals and a massive 31 assists for a total of 89 goal contributions in 57 games (averaging 1.56 involvements per match), whereas Ronaldo managed 42 goals and just 8 assists for 50 total goal contributions in 49 games (averaging 1.02 per match i think ). This means Messi scored 16 more goals, provided 23 more assists, and directly created nearly doubled the total amount of goals for his team. This ultimate individual efficiency allowed Messi to lead Barcelona to a clean sweep of the three biggest trophies available ( i mean the Continental Treble), while Ronaldo’s lower playmaker output helped Manchester United secure two major titles.

[torpid comet]

messi last year had higher stats than 2008 ronaldo

[hallow hill]

✅ ?

[plush mica]

Yawn

[torpid comet]

2008 isnt even ronaldos beat year anyway

[brittle hazel]

wrote a paragraph for a ragebaiter 💔 messi is the goat but stil

[shy hound]

with being trophyless two seasons, they gotta learn how to self defense against the riot and banters so they fight eachother in the locker room for good @crimson dirge

[crimson dirge]

paying tribute to pepe 🥀

[plush mica]

gpt resume this in 1 sentence

[torpid comet]

only glazed because of sum goofy Tiktok edits

[plush mica]

Ronaldo 🥶 dih 🥶

[crimson dirge]

fr

[brittle hazel]

no fr and cuz ppl see he has more followers on instagram and stuff talkin' abt him being humble when messi doesn't even care abt that

[plush mica]

*thunder edit*

[hallow hill]

I js wanna idk why

[torpid comet]

but bro he has 1b followers across all platforms

[plush mica]

should've signed neymar smh

[torpid comet]

and has a YouTube playbutton

hes the goat

[plush mica]

this makes ronaldo better

[torpid comet]

he also doesn't have tattoos

[plush mica]

don't disrespect the club

[crimson dirge]

mrbeast:

[brittle hazel]

muy tuff

[hallow hill]

ik but like i js wanted his reaction

[torpid comet]

and hes more handsome

[hallow hill]

ngl

[torpid comet]

hes the goat

[plush mica]

goat sigma 🥶 respect moments

[brittle hazel]

that's why arsenal fans prefer ronaldo over messi

[shy hound]

why r u going for his wife?? lmaoo

[torpid comet]

Sarcasm

[brittle hazel]

tiki tiki taka

[shy hound]

ouhhh

[hallow hill]

If my final exam was about why this football player was better that football player i would cook 🥶

1000/100

[plush mica]

*orlando edit* 🥶

[hallow hill]

????

[brittle hazel]

orlando

[brittle hazel]

bro wants to write an essay on antony (we all do)

[hallow hill]

I think i go outside more than you since i dont no what that is

[plush mica]

W ❤️‍🩹

[hallow hill]

W

[plush mica]

what is baby contigem

enlighten me

jester and queen gif

[hallow hill]

Cya yall

Im bored

✌🏽

[plush mica]

bye my dear

[hallow hill]

🤯

[shy hound]

i actually came across the "which is important, skills or discipline so I stared writing an essay and i used the germany v. brazil 2014 wc as for an example. I COOKED!

[hallow hill]

😁 Ofc

[brittle hazel]

what'd you get also how is this what u get to write essays on bro

[hallow hill]

w

[plush mica]

wish I could kiss you on the forehead smh

im literally a club

[brittle hazel]

maybe he's a girl tho

[hallow hill]

💀

[shy hound]

im an indonesian and i participated the english competition thing

[brittle hazel]

oh nice

[shy hound]

i got 2nd placed.

[hallow hill]

HE is a girl is crazy

[plush mica]

why didn't you write about indonesia

[plush mica]

real madrid lowk gives popular mean girl vibes tho

[brittle hazel]

can't assume man it's 2026

[shy hound]

call me bottler idc but the whole thing is a riot, theres an autistic kid sitting front of me during the test and i cant focus

[plush mica]

mb

[dusky raptor]

Yooooo

[plush mica]

am I wrong tho

[shy hound]

like he got the tourette or something, i dont wannahate im just annoyed

[hallow hill]

Na bro this gc is crazy cya

[plush mica]

bye ily

wish I could heart react smh

stupid server

no fair

[shy hound]

"all in his mind?" gif

[steep hull]

I got the cat culer plush

🧸

[shy hound]

aww

[hallow hill]

In the 2014/15 season, Lionel Messi completely dominated Cristiano Ronaldo's breakout 2007/08 season across every single statistical category, racking up 58 goals and a massive 31 assists for a total of 89 goal contributions in 57 games (averaging 1.56 involvements per match), whereas Ronaldo managed 42 goals and just 8 assists for 50 total goal contributions in 49 games (averaging 1.02 per match). This means Messi scored 16 more goals, provided 23 more assists, and directly created nearly double the total amount of goals for his team. This ultimate individual efficiency allowed Messi to lead Barcelona to a clean sweep of the three biggest trophies available (the Continental Treble), while Ronaldo’s lower playmaker output helped Manchester United secure two major titles.

[plush mica]

okay my love that's cool

[hallow hill]

#📺︱multimedia message

[plush mica]

awhhh that's sad

i'll miss him too

he's a cool uncle

[plush mica]

cool

[dusky raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/all-in-his-mind-all-in-his-head-delusional-delusion-insanity-gif-12255351800206495360

[plush mica]

nothing in my mind smh

except love

like all my players do

[shy hound]

thank you

[sudden spruce]

i hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, your phone charger only works if you hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, your socks get wet for no clear reason, your sleeve slides down whenever you wash your hands, your alarm goes off but you’re still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you

[plush mica]

when i

check my phone?

[shy hound]

when i win 50v1 i got negative 10 thousand aura

[plush mica]

aww why

[drowsy rover]

What ru doing in Barca discord 😭

[plush mica]

idk u tell me

[shy hound]

you missed out alot earlier

[drowsy rover]

Wdym

[plush mica]

🥹

[shy hound]

he jst talking out of topic the whole time earlier

[drowsy rover]

Ah

[fleet sage]

ew

[drowsy rover]

And some random wrote a whole essay about random stuff

[plush mica]

hiii

[plush mica]

no i wasn't

😾

stupid cat reminds me of ur mascot

[shy hound]

basically arguing between messi and ronaldo

[plush mica]

I hate cats now

what animal would real madrid's mascot be

[drowsy rover]

We r in Barca discord and we got Real Madrid fans

[plush mica]

like the burger king guy?

[plush mica]

fans?

where are my fans

ily all

[drowsy rover]

I mean if there r Messi fans here wont blame them cuz Messi used to play there but like yk

[plush mica]

💗

[drowsy rover]

Ronaldo fans aren’t welcome here

[plush mica]

what

im signing them

[shy hound]

Joao pedro

[plush mica]

why delete

it was a good question

[old cipher]

hehe

[shy hound]

wni ya

[old cipher]

Iya

[plush mica]

@foggy comet analyze their pfp

[shy hound]

haha

[plush mica]

💗 waiting for u

okay

be like that

tsundere gif

not that I cared anyways

😒

[shy hound]

what being madridista does to a male:

[plush mica]

shhh...

I'll buy him a gift

what does he like

[floral plume]

Hala Madrid

son

[boreal arrow]

DId u guys know messis first hatrrick was against real madrid

Also MLS defenders are very easy to dribble past for messi, like prime real madrid defenders

[keen basin]

W pronouns btw ;)

[arctic delta]

visca psg

[plush mica]

see we give achievements to small players

[boreal arrow]

No messi just likes stat-padding against small teams

[plush mica]

im right

ur wrong

[boreal arrow]

SOn

[void nexus]

hi

everyone

[boreal arrow]

Hi

[keen basin]

Your* comeback was so good he fell back on petty insults ggs 😭 🙏

[boreal arrow]

Me?

[foggy comet]

what

okay sure

[polar vigil]

Prime saka > prime messi
Saka career < messi career

[boreal arrow]

Braincells > you

[foggy comet]

@old cipher

[keen basin]

eh....

Prime messi was a beast

[polar vigil]

Thats true and you know it tho

[void nexus]

if arsenal wins we are cooked 😭

[boreal arrow]

Prime messi was the best

[foggy comet]

Saka's a star

[boreal arrow]

Fr

[polar vigil]

Then priime saka was a greek god

[void nexus]

😭

[waxen zephyr]

Hear me out bring Neymar on loan one last dance

[keen basin]

He was good but messi has more impressive feats tbh

[polar vigil]

Well how many prem league assists does messi have

Saka is top 3 oat

[keen basin]

And messi is top 1

[junior root]

only saw him play lewa on screen 😭

[polar vigil]

After maradona and me

[polar vigil]

Nah hes top 7 maybe

[keen basin]

Son 😭 🙏

[polar vigil]

Gumayu is just better

[cobalt sedge]

Where is nour

[polar vigil]

Everyone knows that

[keen basin]

Sure, sure.

[cobalt sedge]

@pine prairie

[polar vigil]

No ball knowledge

[boreal arrow]

Saka.is.a.dick.saka

[keen basin]

all ball knowledge

[floral plume]

ty

[polar vigil]

If a dih is a star then yes

[cobalt sedge]

Hi im banning you

[boreal arrow]

No i love messi

[floral plume]

last ucl?

[keen basin]

Messi the goat

[boreal arrow]

and rapha

[boreal arrow]

Last trophy?

[floral plume]

2022

[boreal arrow]

4 years

[floral plume]

2023-24***

[boreal arrow]

2 years

[onyx arch]

A Barca server

[boreal arrow]

Barca last trophy

[onyx arch]

Interesting

[polar vigil]

Arsenal 2025/2026 season is almost as good as barcelonas sextruple season

[boreal arrow]

10 days ago

8 days

[burnt topaz]

hi

[keen blade]

Hi nina

[floral plume]

we had no starting players

[burnt topaz]

ARSENAL WIN ucl final

[floral plume]

last ucl?

[boreal arrow]

Vini was starting btw

[rancid badge]

Dont disrespect Arsenal like that

[cobalt sedge]

Hi why did you leave

[polar vigil]

Yes obviously psg has no attack meanwhile arsenal is so good

[floral plume]

was Jude?

[polar vigil]

Fr

[boreal arrow]

yes

[floral plume]

was Mbappe on

[burnt topaz]

yes

[keen blade]

Idk but I'll leave again rn lol

[boreal arrow]

Last trophy?

[cobalt sedge]

Umm ok

[floral plume]

answer my question when was yall last ucl

[keen blade]

Byeee

[boreal arrow]

2027

[polar vigil]

2 weeks ago

[floral plume]

2015 son

[cobalt sedge]

Wait stay

[polar vigil]

That was 3 ucls ago literally

We won 13 ucls since 2015

[cobalt sedge]

Hi i love ur pfp

[keen blade]

👀

[polar vigil]

Thank you i love it too

[boreal arrow]

Real madrid 15 ucls: gifted talent

[burnt topaz]

yes win

[smoky widget]

2027 UCL WINNERS!!

[boreal arrow]

Barca 5 ucls: pure effort

[floral plume]

5

[polar vigil]

No 22

[floral plume]

son

[cobalt sedge]

You won't regret it😊

[floral plume]

Barca larper

[polar vigil]

Yo i was born in barcelona

[boreal arrow]

Anyways how will celebrate when argentina wins the wc again?

[polar vigil]

Messi used to babysit me

[keen basin]

Real

[floral plume]

Yall last champions league was 2015

[polar vigil]

Neymar played with me as his ball once

[burnt topaz]

alvarez and YAMAL and raphinia and joao pedro

[polar vigil]

No it was in 2025

[smoky widget]

Like this

[polar vigil]

No we will sign cristiano ronaldo as our striker

[smoky widget]

ARGENTINAAA

[burnt topaz]

leaving

[boreal arrow]

ARGENTINAAA CAMPEONES DEL MUNDOOOO

[polar vigil]

We need more big match bottlers

[unborn wadi]

Psg or Arsenal

[onyx arch]

Psg but I want arsenal to win

[burnt topaz]

Winning arsenal

[unborn wadi]

Same

[polar vigil]

Arsenal, they are comparable to msn 2015 without a doubt, saka and groceries might be the best attacking duo since maradona and pele

[boreal arrow]

Groceries

[burnt topaz]

hell nah

[unborn wadi]

Just so dro can't win ucl

[polar vigil]

Hell yeah

[onyx arch]

Dembele broke my heart

I want him to suffer

[burnt topaz]

I love you

[boreal arrow]

Dembelers

[burnt topaz]

Dembele is bad so

[polar vigil]

Hopefully dembele goes to arsenal so they win the ucl i love dembele

[unborn wadi]

Yes hate him from bottom of my heart

[polar vigil]

I love me too

[polar vigil]

Top 3 barcelona player oat btw

And yall clowning him like that

[onyx arch]

I was his biggest fan, defended him every year and told everyone he could never leave us

[unborn wadi]

Hell nah

[polar vigil]

His goal on the 2019 ucl semifinals won us against liverpool

And we went on to win our 9th champions league

[burnt topaz]

goat 🐐

[fair kestrel]

not when he was in barca

[boreal arrow]

@polar vigil Give up bro this aint working

[polar vigil]

Yes ahen he was in barca

[polar vigil]

Whats not working

[boreal arrow]

The ragebait

[fair kestrel]

holy ragebait

[polar vigil]

What is a ragebait?

[polar vigil]

Whats that

[boreal arrow]

Messis ballsack > arsenal FC

[polar vigil]

Saka > messi

No questions asked

[keen basin]

💀 🙏

[fair kestrel]

top 3 in a club with xavi, messi, neymar, suarez, iniesta and you saying dembele belongs in top 3

[burnt topaz]

Ragebait 0/10

[polar vigil]

How many prem assists does messi havd?

Zero

[fair kestrel]

bro he did not even play in prem

thats like saying how many euros does argentina have

[polar vigil]

Yes hes betyer than most of them, hes top 3 and he aint top 3 or top 2

[boreal arrow]

38 year old messi > arsenal fc

[keen basin]

facts

[burnt topaz]

mute keep @boreal arrow

[fair kestrel]

fr

[polar vigil]

Excuses lol all messi fans do that

[onyx arch]

Messi is bigger than football itself

[burnt topaz]

Saka said goat Messi

[polar vigil]

Yeah bigger than a football

[polar vigil]

Giving a shoutout to a small creator

[floral plume]

12 games 11 goals

[fair kestrel]

lol how many ligue 1 g/a does ronaldo have

[boreal arrow]

Arsenal G/a last 4 matches: 11

[polar vigil]

Saka stats

[boreal arrow]

Messi G/a last 4 matches: 12

[burnt topaz]

Me better than Ronaldo

[keen basin]

Small in size, big in talent

[polar vigil]

Idk 0 most likely maybe 1 if he scored a penalty

[wise cape]

just say 6 goals

[polar vigil]

Thats not ridiculous to say

[fair kestrel]

who do support then broski

[polar vigil]

Yeah thats saka

[boreal arrow]

Guys

[polar vigil]

Saka and me

[burnt topaz]

🍑

[boreal arrow]

We need to be worried

messi has 11 goals in 12 games

[lunar iron]

hiiii

[boreal arrow]

12 g/a in 4 matches

[polar vigil]

Im not worried saka will score a superhattrick

[keen basin]

I think you misheard me

[floral plume]

PSG

[polar vigil]

Nice, man is here

[fair kestrel]

nuno mendes pocketed every world class winger

[lunar iron]

im not a man im a submarine

[polar vigil]

Except saka he humbled him

[fair kestrel]

i said world class

[boreal arrow]

when argentina play portugal in the semis messi will make nuno do the splits

[keen blade]

Hi submarine

[polar vigil]

Your name is ice cold

[lunar iron]

hi xylesius

[fair kestrel]

i was talking top 5 leagues

[polar vigil]

Yeah good point saka is legend class

[keen blade]

Pls get my name right

[onyx arch]

Why is a Real Madrid fan here 😂

[fair kestrel]

😂

[lunar iron]

nono my name is submarine aka the goat

[keen blade]

Because I can be

[polar vigil]

Because this is an arsenal server

[lunar iron]

xinema

[keen blade]

Close enough

[polar vigil]

Goat? Like drake?

[lunar iron]

yayyy

[polar vigil]

Like saka?

[lunar iron]

drake wishes he was me

[serene summit]

Are you Indian

[lunar iron]

okay maybe not that goated

[scenic thistle]

hi

[onyx arch]

Bet

[boreal arrow]

no

[burnt topaz]

Drake song is goat 2026

[polar vigil]

Drake was a niceman

[lunar iron]

cenoo yo hg is back

[fair kestrel]

iceman?

[scenic thistle]

who

[keen blade]

Remove the n

[onyx arch]

Server name is Barca but it’s an Arsenal server filled with Madrid fans ?

[serene summit]

Oh it’s you the guy who used to have a dino pfp

[scenic thistle]

oh yes🔥 goatmena

[boreal arrow]

ye

[scenic thistle]

submarine u have to get it correct bro wyd

[lunar iron]

xi jin ping

[boreal arrow]

dinho

[polar vigil]

Its name is official not barca

[serene summit]

3am in 🇬🇧

[lunar iron]

ximea

[scenic thistle]

this crazy

[boreal arrow]

Dang bro

[onyx arch]

If you say so I believe you

[burnt topaz]

what bro

[keen blade]

No no no

[lunar iron]

she told me to remove the n

[polar vigil]

[scenic thistle]

submarine ultimate troll

[cobalt sedge]

Ceno

[lunar iron]

cebo

[cobalt sedge]

I like your profile

[scenic thistle]

bradar do yk ximena works with the mafia

[keen blade]

?????

[polar vigil]

Her name is xineminho what are yall on about

Ximinho

[lunar iron]

xime jr

[scenic thistle]

do you like the look of it.

[serene summit]

Lowk glory hunting

[polar vigil]

Her name is sakaglazer68-1

[boreal arrow]

tbh

[cobalt sedge]

Yes I pocket nuh

[lunar iron]

is this true xhabalala

[onyx arch]

Some people can’t see their country at the World Cup unfortunately

[scenic thistle]

i pocket nuh whatever bro

[boreal arrow]

idk about spain anyways

i js said it to say it

[keen blade]

Not at all

[scenic thistle]

dedication to goatphinha

[boreal arrow]

i think argentina for me

thats enough

[scenic thistle]

or the missasauga badboys

[lunar iron]

Yes I pocket nuh

[keen blade]

No

[boreal arrow]

Uhuh bro lemme support the USA and Iraq

[cobalt sedge]

Hiiiiiiii

[scenic thistle]

Hiiiiiii

[lunar iron]

hii nani

[cobalt sedge]

Was i talking to you

[polar vigil]

I mean supporting my country egypt means im guaranteed to support the winning team, i love to challenge the odds so

[serene summit]

Ok it’s 3am I need to sleeep

[scenic thistle]

yes ik youd never do such ur just a calm individual

[cobalt sedge]

Nani😭

[scenic thistle]

sleep bro nights

[onyx arch]

By Magri

[burnt topaz]

im time 10:05 PM

[scenic thistle]

because i have goatphinha u should

[keen blade]

Yes fs

[scenic thistle]

“fs”…

[cobalt sedge]

Ur right nvm

[keen blade]

ok bye

[boreal arrow]

Argentina will win back2back

[lunar iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nani-gymnastics-flip-pass-gif-5915792

[scenic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-raphinha-barcelona-gif-6218803190568249142

[burnt topaz]

IM HURT HEAD

[polar vigil]

Was ts always ur pfp or did u change it when i sent ts pfp on fl

[scenic thistle]

HELLO? Perdon

[scenic thistle]

i had this on time ago

[cobalt sedge]

Ahh

[mortal flint]

this server genuinely has all fans atp

[scenic thistle]

but never

[lunar iron]

see trevon youre the one causing ts

[keen blade]

He is the problem

[scenic thistle]

u called her xhablallaa that wasnt me

[lunar iron]

now xementery is gone 😔

[scenic thistle]

what im no im not problem

[keen blade]

I thought ur name was trevon

Its ceno??😭😭😭

[onyx arch]

I use to hate him sm

[mortal flint]

why?

[lunar iron]

trevon you gotta pipe down xiriqi is getting mad

[scenic thistle]

yeah well im not trevon or have rollitos

[burnt topaz]

u dont Pfp is Ragebait 0/-0

[scenic thistle]

she never gets mad

and im not tevon u submarine sandwich

[lunar iron]

@xibmarime is this true

[onyx arch]

Cause during Xavi days I misjudged him as like every other Brazilian. I thought he had flair and he was technical and he wasn’t

[lunar iron]

you're not tevon, you're trevon

[scenic thistle]

no u dont

[onyx arch]

What pfp is ragebait

[burnt topaz]

u Pfp face Ragebait

[scenic thistle]

ur right im not both

[onyx arch]

Wdym I don’t

[hallow vault]

stay quiet guys

[onyx arch]

How’s my pfp ragebait

[lunar iron]

nono you're the trevon guy from yesterday

[dusty radish]

Rashford plays like him

[odd light]

lewa... hes almost gone

[dusty radish]

They are both ahh in 1v1

[scenic thistle]

i meant now u dont?

[arctic delta]

visca psg

[onyx arch]

Oh yeah I switched up on him 😂

[dusty radish]

Omg CR7 is so bad bro

[odd light]

pretty sure you made that up

[onyx arch]

@burnt topaz

[dusty radish]

Why did media try to make CR7 seem so big

CR7 is like David beckham

[burnt topaz]

joke I bro

[dusty radish]

Both are smaller than the rep they got

[onyx arch]

Your English is so bad 😭 like my English is super bad but yours

[scenic thistle]

ok goodwill

[lunar iron]

trevon 💫

[dusty radish]

How media potrays cr7

[burnt topaz]

WYDM BRO

[dusty radish]

You would expect him to be haaland on steroids

[onyx arch]

"joke I bro"

[lunar iron]

gah im sleepy

[onyx arch]

"u Pfp face Ragebait"

[hallow vault]

sleep then ?

[onyx arch]

What does that even mean 😭

[lunar iron]

ion wanna

[onyx arch]

I’m not

[hallow vault]

then nap ?

[lunar iron]

u pfp face ragebait or sum idk 🥀🥀

[stuck hatch]

Barcelona became the first laliga team to win their all home games in league

simply brilliant 🙌🏻

[burnt topaz]

u come 1v1 me basketball

[lunar iron]

that's pretty much sleeping

[hallow vault]

no

[onyx arch]

How tall are you

[lunar iron]

ykw ill nap

au revoir chat!!

[hallow vault]

welocme

[potent rain]

Hello

[scenic thistle]

stop lying

[hallow vault]

yo

[stuck hatch]

Damn flick 🥹

[potent rain]

Lewa left

[burnt topaz]

Ye

[stuck hatch]

Legend 😢

[exotic sequoia]

If Bastoni deal fails, who would be the best CB alternative?

[stuck hatch]

Hmm

[glacial folio]

harry maguire

[exotic sequoia]

We should bring back Alonso

[hallow vault]

barca cant pay

[stuck hatch]

Good

[glacial folio]

they can

[potent rain]

And Jose is back to RMA

[hallow vault]

ok bro

i get you

[burnt topaz]

Idc bro

YAMAL COOK

[potent rain]

He will not cook if i was the Real GK

[stuck hatch]

Guys Barca has been called innocent in negriera case 👀

[exotic sequoia]

We are broke sadly

[stuck hatch]

This ain't 2022

[onyx arch]

Not completely, the sport part yes

[glacial folio]

glad to hear we reached the same conclusion

[exotic sequoia]

We still worrying about ffp

[stuck hatch]

The sports part matters only

[glacial folio]

whos we😭

[exotic sequoia]

You and me 😈

[stuck hatch]

😭🙌🏻
I don't think so

[glacial folio]

oooo😳

[onyx arch]

Well we’re still investigated

We never know

[stuck hatch]

But it ain't that bad

[stuck hatch]

Let me just read that article again

[glacial folio]

huh

for what

[stuck hatch]

But we're gonna be called innocent 🙌🏻

[onyx arch]

False accounting
Improper payments etc

[stuck hatch]

What would be the punishment for money laundering or some other money related charge

[shy hound]

heya guys

[stuck hatch]

Hey 🫪

[shy hound]

i just got pedri on fc mobilr damn

[burnt topaz]

nc

[stuck hatch]

Nice
I don't play fc mobile

[burnt topaz]

MyTEAM 2K26 got Stephen curry 99 @shy hound

[shy hound]

whatdyou play

[onyx arch]

We could get fines and restrictions on uefa competition

Maybe a ban for a year but that’s the worst case scenario

[shy hound]

been a while since i played nba 2k, last time i got was 2k25 before my ps4 suddenly pass out. I got giannis

[burnt topaz]

oh my god

[stuck hatch]

Efootball sometimes 🙂

[onyx arch]

And Laporta could be forced to leave

[shy hound]

oooh

[shy hound]

giannis fan over here, hopefully bucks rebuilding soon

[burnt topaz]

nice

[stuck hatch]

Idts
It's gonna happen
If there was strong evidence Barca would already be relegated

[burnt topaz]

giannis is good 99 broke my money

[shy hound]

yea loll

[stuck hatch]

🤔

[onyx arch]

Evidence can come at any moments and the numerous lies Laporta told us he’s not a reliable source for infos I hope we don’t get anything of course

[shy hound]

usually play MyCareer more often than multiplayer

[onyx arch]

2019 MVP robbery or not for you ?

[shy hound]

wdym

[stuck hatch]

Laporta isn't the source 😭

For new reports

[onyx arch]

The Giannis mvp win over Harden

[onyx arch]

Yeah he lies a lot

[burnt topaz]

Stephen curry 2026 lost win…

[shy hound]

clears out its giannis ofc, sga is a robbery his ppg is mostly freethrows

[stuck hatch]

The new reports are from tax agency's

[burnt topaz]

Sga is better

[onyx arch]

2019 I mean

[shy hound]

hell nah.

[shy hound]

i know

[burnt topaz]

JK

[onyx arch]

Curry’s slowly fading honestly 3 years max he’s gone

[burnt topaz]

Ik saw I

[onyx arch]

Why are you talking about SGA 😭

[burnt topaz]

hes tired but retired

[shy hound]

im just sayin if you wanna talk about mvp robbery, take a look on sga

[onyx arch]

Ooh

[shy hound]

his ppg is mostly freethrows

merchant

[burnt topaz]

@shy hound

[shy hound]

what

[onyx arch]

Yeah he’s embarrassing

[burnt topaz]

Dont worry spurs win bro

[shy hound]

we know who rule the west..

[shy hound]

(currently)

[onyx arch]

Spurs

[burnt topaz]

sga is mvp 2 crazy

[shy hound]

big wemby

[onyx arch]

When is Doncic gonna win one bro

[shy hound]

i saw an edit 51 freethrows vs area 51 thats crazyyy

[burnt topaz]

injured

[onyx arch]

Don’t know how Embiid won over Doncic

And I’m Cameroonian

[shy hound]

Things just possible

[burnt topaz]

oh

idk maybe

cant wait draft pick June 24 @shy hound warriors

[shy hound]

Doncic went thru alot, best to give him respect. even his relationship is falling down or thats what i heard

[shy hound]

who ur team picked

[burnt topaz]

Idk

[shy hound]

i got focused on footballs i started forgetting the nba

especially the bucks were dogwater under doc rivers coaching he pissed me off so much

[burnt topaz]

Yaxel and Labaron karim

[onyx arch]

Shai ghosting rn

[shy hound]

with all due respect idfk who they are😭

[burnt topaz]

Fr

spurs 4 win

[shy hound]

yall watchin rn?

spurs 9 pts up.

[burnt topaz]

Yes

[exotic sequoia]

23 days left for WC

[arctic delta]

spain will win the world cup

[tired rivet]

sonion

[fiery patrol]

Swear it was still 50 days left, dang time goes by fast

[tired rivet]

SON

[potent rain]

Jordan ClarkSON

[exotic sequoia]

Portugal*

[burnt topaz]

Brazil or England win

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-lewandowski-tiktok-lewandowski-trend-lewandowski-dance-lewandowski-baile-gif-3076200556170602354

[tired rivet]

capriSON

[arctic delta]

lamine ballndor

[burnt topaz]

so fire

[fiery patrol]

Brazil ain’t winning the wc let’s be fr

[arctic delta]

brazil won’t last they are buns

[burnt topaz]

it’s good season but team Brazil NEYMAY

[fiery patrol]

Spain and France are the mains to win it

[burnt topaz]

nah bro

[arctic delta]

france and Argentina

[tired rivet]

Is Messi gonna play?

[potent rain]

Dwayne JohnSON

[arctic delta]

messi will get 2 world
cups

[fiery patrol]

Argentina don’t have as much talent as the others but they still have great teamwork and experience which will help them in the long run

[tired rivet]

SONda civic

[fiery patrol]

Messi will break records in the wc

[arctic delta]

lamine will

[tired rivet]

FOLK🥀🫩

[arctic delta]

say wallahi bro

[exotic sequoia]

Ronaldo*

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/messi-lionel-iqbal-iqlchemmily-gif-27109169

[tired rivet]

ishowspeed trying not to laugh gif

[fresh saddle]

@sand plinth @main coral

[random walrus]

@thick pasture how you got mistics

[fiery patrol]

Last time Portugal did well in the wc with Ronaldo was when they still had figo, deco,carvalho etc

[tired rivet]

WHO ARE YOU TAGGING GNG🥀🫩

[fiery patrol]

He’s a ghost for his country but he gets all the glory when his country does well even if he doesn’t contribute anything

https://tenor.com/view/penaldo-camel-penaldu-camel-pendu-ronaldo-camel-ronaldo-al-nassr-gif-2852993340861178660

[tired rivet]

Penaldo

[foggy comet]

@aubrey

alright

[thick pasture]

i do?

[random walrus]

Yes

[thick pasture]

hmm.

[random walrus]

Come to fl rn

[exotic sequoia]

Portugal will win the WC trust

[sour condor]

Nope
Spain might win

[keen gorge]

ney got called up ?

[thick pasture]

ok

[spark bronze]

yep

[keen gorge]

yessssssss

[spark bronze]

world cup without Neymar isnt a world cup tbh

He had to get choosen fr

[scenic thistle]

hi

[exotic sequoia]

Nah

Portugal is favorite to win it

[sand plinth]

hello

[sand plinth]

wassup charlie kirk

[toxic flare]

JUSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[spark bronze]

hi

[toxic flare]

🤣

[untold acorn]

Is Antony in the Brazil squad?

[severe iron]

Rip hincapie 😭

[thin onyx]

nah he got left out

[sand plinth]

no

[thin onyx]

dont blame em tho, they got too many wingers already

[untold acorn]

bruh

[thin onyx]

neymar, rapha, endrick, martinelli, hell even joao pedro

[proven hamlet]

no

[spark bronze]

did Joao pedro make it

i dont think ay

[toxic flare]

brazil squad is so good they wont make it past ro 16

[thin onyx]

oh yeah he didnt what am i saying

[spark bronze]

its crazy he didnt

[severe iron]

Did y'all see that replay of hincapiecheeks?

[thin onyx]

im p sure their defense is meh, bremer and rapha and inshallah lmfao

[onyx arch]

Obviously not

[toxic flare]

neymar is political lmao hell nahhh ney starts over JP in big 26

[thin onyx]

kai havertz shoulve gotten a red btw, but yea i saw his cheeks out, shi was hilarious

[spark bronze]

fr whatta joke

surpised that wasnt a red

[severe iron]

I js saw it on twitter, shi is mad

[thin onyx]

100%, this title gonna go down as one of the worst in history

[spark bronze]

100% i agree

[severe iron]

The greatest you mean

[thin onyx]

also that brazil defence is gonna get run over lmfao

[severe iron]

Vamos arsenal

[thin onyx]

they got marq and gabriel and bremer but those wing backs are gonna get massacred

i wouldnt be surprised if we see a 3 back with brazil

[severe iron]

Yeah their defense and midfield is mid

[thin onyx]

ESPECIALLY their midfield holy cooked

fabinho in the big 26 💔

[severe iron]

They don't even have fullbacks bruv

[spark bronze]

they only got attack

[thin onyx]

this might be a repeat of 2014 all over again lmfao

[untold acorn]

This Brazil team is bit mid

[spark bronze]

but i really dont know how that chemistry up there gonna be

[severe iron]

Gotta win it for neyney

[thin onyx]

this feels like a barca coded lineup lmao

all attack no defense

[spark bronze]

i wish bro

[thin onyx]

good keeper as well

[severe iron]

Brazil winning the wc, we'll be there 🗣️🔥

[thin onyx]

literally a blueprint blaugrana

[thin onyx]

brazil, argentina, spain, egypt. those 4 im supporting this year

[spark bronze]

same and Australia for me as well

[thin onyx]

even egypt?

[spark bronze]

yeah

i have too

[thin onyx]

since when were u egyptian?

what on earth

acc no tbf we have never talked so

[spark bronze]

I am bro haha

[thin onyx]

ayyyyy one of us

belonging to om el donya

[spark bronze]

Your Egyptian as well

[spark bronze]

100%

[toxic flare]

🤣 fr

[thin onyx]

yessir, parents were born there and i was born here, but that still makes me Egyptian

[spark bronze]

Where u living

[thin onyx]

USA

[alpine nexus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amor-apaixonado-neymar-sad-hnXaO8ShKHWNlzgNHx

[thin onyx]

but im not going to world cup lmfao, hella expensive for no reason and gonna be hella congested

[spark bronze]

Thats sucks haha

[thin onyx]

yep

[spark bronze]

Come down to Australia

its better out here

[thin onyx]

meh idk, i dont really like insects

[sudden spruce]

Snakes

[spark bronze]

you will get used to it

[spark bronze]

Its only in summer we are in winter now

[sudden spruce]

Ah hell nah imagine one is in ur toilet when u tryna shi and it bites ur ah😬

[burnt moon]

Guardiola leaving city

[thin onyx]

gah damn we are in summer rn

[spark bronze]

haha

[burnt moon]

Antony out of wc 😭

[spark bronze]

We have our own seasons here haha

[thin onyx]

PLEASE CHELSEA BEAT SPURS TOMORROW I BEG

PLEASE I BEG MAN, PLEASE

[spark bronze]

Our summer is from like december to feb

[burnt moon]

Burnley deserved that relegation

[thin onyx]

i want barca to steal vuskovic and porro from them

[thin onyx]

feel bad for them, they got robbed of a red today/yesterday

[toxic flare]

@torpid lintel

[burnt moon]

Ik

[keen gorge]

wrose than 7-1

[scenic thistle]

What

[thin onyx]

HORIMIYA MENTIONED 🔥 🗣️

[sage hornet]

Arteta made this guy lose his job 😭

[burnt moon]

Without antony brazil will lose 10-1 to france in quarters

[keen gorge]

u use crunchyroll

[keen gorge]

yes

[scenic thistle]

The arteta affect

[thin onyx]

lmao and it only took em 5+ years

[foggy comet]

@plush mica no way

@tropic elbow

no way

we got el clasico potential here

[burnt moon]

He's leaving by his own

Btw pep made city win More trophies in 10 years than arsenal have won these past 50 years😭

[thin onyx]

tbf pep has had saudi money from years ago so

[burnt moon]

Arsenal aint a poor club

[sage hornet]

doesn't matter cause we winning the ucl and prem this season

[thin onyx]

i dont think arteta had that same luxury

[foggy comet]

I feel like you like a specific type of anime...

[burnt moon]

Psg putting 7 past yall

[thin onyx]

LMFAO pin this, yall bottling both on the final day

[foggy comet]

@plush mica vs @tropic elbow

[burnt moon]

Wenger had the best team in the prem for a few years

[foggy comet]

yall el clasico

[thin onyx]

fair point

[thin onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-no-one-agree-regular-show-mordecai-rigby-benson-gif-12993847983418476935

[burnt moon]

Tbh arteta only deserves the prem

[burnt moon]

They dont deserve the ucl at all

[thin onyx]

i mean

its not that they dont deserve it

they just wont win 💀

[burnt moon]

True

Psg will give them 7-0 bta

Wait

[thin onyx]

think they do worse than inter? zamn

[burnt moon]

Doue has more ucl final goals than arsenal 😭

[thin onyx]

LOL

[cobalt sedge]

stop typing

[thin onyx]

i forgot about that

[burnt moon]

Sorry goat

[thin onyx]

wsg nina

[cobalt sedge]

HI

yooooooo

[thin onyx]

dont u gotta school in a few hours or sum

go back to bed cuh

[cobalt sedge]

yes and

[thin onyx]

fairs man

[cobalt sedge]

its only 10

[thin onyx]

anyways

surely spurs get relegated this year right

[burnt moon]

Nina go to sleep 🥺

[thin onyx]

i see them losing to chelsea, and everton still fighting for european compeittion

[cobalt sedge]

no

[burnt moon]

People were glazing epl relegation battle until they saw la liga 😭

[burnt moon]

Yes

[thin onyx]

LMFAO ikr

bro it was so fun seeing that table change constantly over the weekend

[cobalt sedge]

u

[thin onyx]

and then watching a stress free betis vs barca for lewa's last home game was the cherry on top

[burnt moon]

Real sociedad went from battling europe to being on a pray or die Situation

[thin onyx]

nah but they won CDR so im p sure they get europe regardless

yeah they got europa so

[burnt moon]

It's official!

Hansi Flick thinks it's good he finally has a competition with the addition of Jose Mourinho as new Real Madrid manager.

He says he wants to retire the special one by himself!

[burnt moon]

I mean in the table

[keen blade]

😊

[light dragon]

special one will end flicks rein of terror

[cobalt sedge]

no way ur here

[thin onyx]

funny cuz if this window goes right then we are gonna see jose compete with one of the most dangerous versions of barca

[burnt moon]

Psg fan?

[light dragon]

football fan.

[thin onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[light dragon]

bro

[burnt moon]

That's me

[thin onyx]

ur naked rn?

[light dragon]

special one 442 will penetrate flicks high press

[thin onyx]

let bastoni come to madrid and we gonna eat good for days brodie

[toxic flare]

😆😆 i was looking for relife

[toxic flare]

Yeah

[light dragon]

bastoni will lock up ferass

[burnt moon]

Hansis Diktator-Flick wird José Mourinho an seine Zeit bei Tottenham Hotspur erinnern.

[thin onyx]

thats if hes there next season lmao

[toxic flare]

Bastoni to madrid would be the worst scenario possible

[thin onyx]

ur not gonna come up against ferrass ur gonna come up against osimhen

[light dragon]

madrid want a striker

apparently

[thin onyx]

dw their chatgpt doctors gonna ruin his career trust

[burnt moon]

Is it okay to know nobody?

[light dragon]

mourinho make it happen.

[burnt moon]

Hansis Diktator-Flick wird José Mourinho an seine Zeit bei Tottenham Hotspur erinnern.

[cobalt sedge]

i summon alisha

[light dragon]

@scenic thistle mourinho will destroy flick

[toxic flare]

Lmaoo

[burnt moon]

I summon goyphinha

[toxic flare]

Ik 3 players from that list

[cobalt sedge]

goyphinha😭

i summon nour

[gloomy spire]

Sup.

[thin onyx]

Wsg nat

[cobalt sedge]

hi i love ur pfp

[marble gorge]

guys did u see the arsenal game..

[gloomy spire]

Give me pic perms now

[thin onyx]

120 injuries in recent history, and then you look at how Rapha and gavi came back from their injuries and you realize the night and day difference between a ‘well’ run club and a disastrously run club

[cobalt sedge]

wtf bro😭

[dusk anchor]

Second overtime is crazy

[gloomy spire]

@everyone
[☠️]

[cobalt sedge]

@everyone
[☠️]

[toxic flare]

Valid point ngl

[burnt moon]

Hansis Diktator-Flick wird José Mourinho an seine Zeit bei Tottenham Hotspur erinnern.

[cobalt sedge]

diktaker

[thin onyx]

I say ‘well’ cuz Laporta and deco aren’t the greatest but still, it’s way better compared to whatever the hell is happening on the other side of Spain

[cobalt sedge]

@thin onyx i see madison next month heh

[thin onyx]

Lucky ahh

Her album is acc really good as much as I hate to admit it

[light dragon]

@dusky radish

[cobalt sedge]

is it work

[thin onyx]

Hold up what was the really good song I liked from that album, I’m tryna think

[light dragon]

?

[exotic sequoia]

Okay, so basically, Cristiano Ronaldo is the absolute GOAT and it’s not even close, bro. Like, if you disagree, you’re literally watching soccer with your eyes closed.
First of all, he has the most goals in the whole entire world. Ever. If you put all his goals in a big pile, it would probably reach space. He scores with his right foot, his left foot, and his head. Oh my gosh, his head! He jumps so high it looks like he’s playing in creative mode. He literally hovers in the air like a helicopter, waits for the ball, and BAM! Goal. The goalie just stands there crying because Ronaldo is too OP.
Also, he didn't just stay at one team his whole life like a scaredy-cat. He went to England, Spain, and Italy, and he won the biggest trophies in all of them. He was just flexing on everyone. It’s like entering a new video game lobby and getting the rank of Grandmaster in five minutes. He went to Real Madrid and became a literal cheat code. Every time he played in the Champions League, the other teams just wanted to go home because they knew "Mr. Champions League" was gonna destroy them and do his legendary "SIUUU!" celebration.
And don't even get me started on his workout grind. The guy eats like, broccoli and water for breakfast. He has a six-pack on top of his six-pack. While everyone else is eating chicken nuggets and playing video games, Ronaldo is running on a treadmill at 3 a.m. shouting at himself in the mirror. He’s like 41 years old now in 2026, which is basically a grandpa in soccer years, but he is still scoring goals and running fast because he refuses to grow old.
Plus, he carried his whole country, Portugal, to win a huge trophy. He’s the boss. He has the best mentality ever. If someone says he sucks, he just gets mad and scores a hat-trick the next day just to prove them wrong. He is the ultimate soccer robot monster machine, and that's why he's the best to ever do it. SIUUUUU!

[cobalt sedge]

i dont remeber

bittersweet

?

[thin onyx]

Uhhh imma go back, one sec

[marble gorge]

piero hincapie....

[exotic sequoia]

This is true chat

[thin onyx]

YEAHHHHHHH, that’s the really good one

But only because it reminds me of Ariana grande’s ‘test drive’

[cobalt sedge]

i will record for you

[light dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-jimmy-butler-paper-confused-gif-14478007832172093541

[thin onyx]

Used to listen to that song so much

[thin onyx]

Record for Kim 💀

[cobalt sedge]

son

LMAO

[thin onyx]

Speaking of which

[light dragon]

asiankim?

[thin onyx]

oh wait no he got dashed out the server LMFAO 💀

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Ye ye

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hes long gone

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this how u know i just dont keep up wit discord anymore

[light dragon]

asian kim caught by jidion

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Never knew he was a friend of Clav

[lament void]

good morning

[thin onyx]

Birds of the same flock type dih

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25 max

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Made using Net Guard Yahoo

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Hold up where is it

Like where’s the concert

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its all the way in austin

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ZAYUM

yeah nah I’m good lmao

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lolll

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guys did bruno get 20 assists?

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Yeah so he’s now tied with KDB and Henry

So just expect him to spam long balls and through balls next weekend lmao

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hahahah

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Damn it man imagine if United hadn’t picked up Sesko yet

Could’ve possibly been a good move for Barca this summer

[exotic sequoia]

Sesko is not even 5 percent of Shark

[maiden cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

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U right u right

[thick pasture]

Nuh uh.

[remote condor]

holaaaa

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Nsfw

[cobalt sedge]

what the

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ola como estas

[burnt topaz]

Ayo

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rishi im good how is u

[burnt topaz]

YO

[thick pasture]

im great man how ya been

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r u ok

[remote condor]

i have been good its been a while

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noice

[still steppe]

ney and rapha to wc

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im team argentina

but if not argentina

then brrrazill