💬︱chat

[woeful violet]

@plush mica congratulations on the back to back nadaplete, hala madrid

[lilac comet]

✌️

[plush mica]

@scenic thistle hey wanna meet up for an discussion?

[lament granite]

They really took Endrick who was a bench warmer for 6 months at Madrid over Joao Pedro who has been excellent for Chelsea all szn despite the chaos

[sick cosmos]

As his owner i say not allowed

Unless i am present.

[plush mica]

im not talking to you

[lament granite]

U wanna own what? What ru begging alma for?

[sick cosmos]

you basically are

me and him come 2for1

[plush mica]

im sending complaint to uefa about ur behavior

[lunar iron]

3 for 1*

[woeful violet]

4 for 1*

[sick cosmos]

uh, sure

[plush mica]

5 for 1* 😂 ✌️

[sick cosmos]

yess ❤️

[lament granite]

5 for 1*

[plush mica]

6 for 1*

cool

im buying the party

[lament granite]

🙄

[woeful violet]

Isnt real madrid broke though

[lament granite]

Ur not even invited

[meager mesa]

Neymar is called for the world cup, I'm crying now

[plush mica]

Uefa complaint

[plush mica]

no

[lunar iron]

yo madrid im willing to loan off my ceno stocks for 20 minutes

[plush mica]

we are the richest club itw

[plush mica]

im only ready to buy

[scenic thistle]

what happened

[woeful violet]

But u dont have any prize money

[sick cosmos]

they want you

[lunar iron]

...that ain't happening.

[lament granite]

Can't disagree with that honestly

[scenic thistle]

submarine already owns me

im already signed in 2019 didnt i

[lament granite]

U guys really earned the highest revenue last szn crossing a billion euros

[gloomy saddle]

Bro football will never be same again without Neymar and Messi and Ronaldo games is gone 😢😭
I miss 2015 vibes I am crying now
Yo @lunar iron @scenic thistle @lament granite

[woeful violet]

Real madrid Signs them right out of kindergarten in brazil

[plush mica]

chelsea vs real madrid racing for signing literal toddlers

[woeful violet]

Frfr

[lament granite]

Yo

[plush mica]

but we are better as usual

[lament granite]

But do I know you? @gloomy saddle

[plush mica]

maybe

I bought the kids and loaned them to jeff

[gloomy saddle]

Hmmm no sorry ???

[woeful violet]

Pause

[gloomy saddle]

???

[plush mica]

keep it a secret tho

[lament granite]

U mentioned me above like we know each other hence I asked

[plush mica]

‎

‎ ‎
‎
‎ ‎
‎ ‎ ‎
‎

why are you looking at that

[spiral vector]

they replayed it thrice

[lament granite]

Idk about Hincapie but city may just fall short on the PL title

[plush mica]

why are they so interested in that

[gloomy saddle]

Ohh yeah 👍🏾

[spiral vector]

idk

[lament granite]

Good question tbh 😂

[plush mica]

I do good things as usual

[lament granite]

Nope not as usual

[burnt moon]

Matheus Cunha
Manchester United

Neymar Junior
Santos...

[plush mica]

hi

[plush mica]

yes as usual

im good at everything

[burnt moon]

Sorry not sorry for Joao Pedro

[lunar iron]

ximena has other stocks to take care of

[plush mica]

we'll buy him we need a replacement for endrick when he leaves for lyon

[scenic thistle]

a bit

@sick cosmos if she says so

[burnt moon]

Oh so ur saying endrick is getting sold?

[lament granite]

Endrick will come back to Real Madrid idiot

[plush mica]

extended loan

[lament granite]

He ain't leaving for Lyon

[sweet bobcat]

Why would he want to stay in the bench

[plush mica]

who are you to decide

[low jolt]

Which nation your supporting

[burnt moon]

Extended loan 😭 hes better than mbappe son

[lament granite]

Lyon was just for development

[plush mica]

idk good question

[sick cosmos]

no

[plush mica]

do not say that.

[lament granite]

Real Madrid already confirmed it don't u know or what

[burnt moon]

If endrick had the same minutes mbappe gets he would be on same goals as him

[plush mica]

who are they to decide for me

[sweet bobcat]

Nah not at all but hes good

[burnt moon]

Be realistic

[sweet bobcat]

I am

[burnt moon]

Mbappe wouldn't waste the chances mbappe wastes

[sweet bobcat]

He would have around the same goals as ferran

[burnt moon]

Endrick is the better finisher mbappe is the better player

[scenic thistle]

only you

[sweet bobcat]

No hes not

[sick cosmos]

yurr

[burnt moon]

Wdym hes not

[scenic thistle]

okay u said after i give u the mwa i get a

[sweet bobcat]

Mbappe is just better, he's the Best individual player in most aspects

[burnt moon]

Endrick is a better finisher 😭

[burnt moon]

Only in speed

[plush mica]

okay yk what yeah

[scenic thistle]

and i havent received😓

[plush mica]

we're getting endrick

[sick cosmos]

u get a

[scenic thistle]

no get me

[plush mica]

and im also signing joao pedro

[burnt moon]

Now loan Gonzalo

[sick cosmos]

nooooo

[sweet bobcat]

Mbappe scores by his own, he creates goals out of nowhere, sure endrick can do the same but not at mbappe level yet

[sick cosmos]

okie tmrw

NOOOOOOOOO

[plush mica]

ur spanish we are spanish

[scenic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/vinicius-jr-vini-jr-celebration-dance-funny-gif-9246024097911741800

[plush mica]

same country come home

[scenic thistle]

only you?

[burnt moon]

Endrick is young and performing at a top level if he had the same game time mbappe gets he would be better than him in 3 to 4 seasons

[plush mica]

hey how much are you worth can we buy you

[sweet bobcat]

Idk but not now

[sick cosmos]

let him take u bruh idc

[plush mica]

what wage do you want

[scenic thistle]

at an alarming 95-105m

[burnt moon]

Sign me

[scenic thistle]

no but ur priceless

[low jolt]

Guess this sound chat

[plush mica]

110 mill

[sweet bobcat]

Madrid needs a right winger

[burnt moon]

I'm the midfielder u need Madrid

[plush mica]

Whillehm

whirled

[scenic thistle]

650k but will play for it

[plush mica]

sure

[burnt moon]

Will u sign me 🥺

[plush mica]

sign the contract big boy

[plush mica]

sure

[burnt moon]

Only 150m

[plush mica]

5$ and a toothpick per month

[burnt moon]

I'm a world class midfielder u need me

[sweet bobcat]

Guler and paz are better than bellingham

[burnt moon]

Agreed

[plush mica]

okay I own them all anyways

[burnt moon]

Bellingham is a one season wonder

[burnt moon]

Besides Nico Paz

[sweet bobcat]

Madrid should sell bellingham before he drops value

[plush mica]

no he's good looking we need fangirl fans

[burnt moon]

Next season we will see bellingham on 100m and the mid player fermin on 120m 😭

[sweet bobcat]

Paz mogs him

[plush mica]

and since SOME are baddies it'll attract male fans

and fans = more money

[burnt topaz]

yo

[plush mica]

you see im an expert money maker

[burnt moon]

Nico Paz mogs bellingham

[plush mica]

hi

[burnt moon]

I would turn gay for Nico

[burnt topaz]

hi Vadrid

[plush mica]

its an m

not v

get it right

[burnt topaz]

no

Vadrid its

[fallow tulip]

not really

[plush mica]

we will send an uefa complaint if you do not cooperate

[burnt moon]

Yes really

[fallow tulip]

also i think Endrick will get loaned again

[plush mica]

@uefa @burnt topaz is misbehaving

[burnt moon]

Hes not prestianni son

[burnt topaz]

💔 HELL NAH

[plush mica]

ali prestianni close enough

[burnt topaz]

Chill

[burnt moon]

I don't think that's how it works

[plush mica]

I decide how it works

[umbral kestrel]

@ripe beacon kick this madrid fan out

[plush mica]

uefa complaint to you

ur bullying me

[umbral kestrel]

Nah why uefa complain to the refree they give u penalty for me bullying u

[plush mica]

idk what ur saying

[burnt topaz]

leaving off

[opal bay]

Who else saw hincapie cheeks

I’m not bugging am I

[plush mica]

you seem very interested in them boy

[opal bay]

I am bro

Lowkey smooth

[plush mica]

We will sign him

[spiral vector]

me

[opal bay]

Got me bricked icl

[plush mica]

we have fan girls, kids, glory hunters, madristas and now homos

[opal bay]

🫩🫩✌️✌️✌️

[plush mica]

all types of fans

[spiral vector]

😭

[plush mica]

a bit aroused aren't you

[lunar iron]

yo lads

dang

ain't no one here

[opal bay]

Everyone sleeping bro

Jobs to attend

[lunar iron]

is everyone here european or sum

[edgy trench]

im alive

[opal bay]

And classes to go to

[edgy trench]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-wenger-premier-league-angry-man-united-gif-24656494

[opal bay]

Yh bro

[lunar iron]

what'd you do this time

[plush mica]

im here

[plush mica]

im from Spain

[edgy trench]

hi

[plush mica]

hi

[scenic thistle]

generational damage submarine good job

[edgy trench]

bro is listening to back to being friends rn most likely

nvm

close enough

[scenic thistle]

close enough.

[umbral kestrel]

Hiii

[plush mica]

14 ucl

[edgy trench]

check what i am listening to

[lunar iron]

and she left just as real madrid showed up

smh my head

[scenic thistle]

didnt even know this was playable on spitify

[plush mica]

can I sign you

[scenic thistle]

old man de bruyne😭😭

[plush mica]

14 ucl

[scenic thistle]

yes

sign submarine

[scenic thistle]

what did we do

[plush mica]

@sick cosmos

[scenic thistle]

maybe the xelema jokes got to her

[plush mica]

good its official

[lunar iron]

this was all u ceno

don't ask me

[umbral kestrel]

Hiii

[scenic thistle]

i didnt do anything

[lunar iron]

ur big mouth pissed her off

[scenic thistle]

hi

[lunar iron]

yo

[scenic thistle]

what big mouth what i even say

u called her xylophone

[umbral kestrel]

.

[edgy trench]

now im listening to old man modric

[umbral kestrel]

.

[lunar iron]

iunno you always be saying sum

[polar vigil]

Iceman was a niceman

[lunar iron]

alma can vouch

[scenic thistle]

bradar

[scenic thistle]

hi

[edgy trench]

ew

corner fc player

[scenic thistle]

safaa obad the 5 day created accounts fries

[wispy spade]

who here is a barcelona editor

[lunar iron]

we all <3 iceman

[plush mica]

that guy

[scenic thistle]

i didnt say anything

submarine called her a xylophone

[polar vigil]

Sadly hes icecold now

[scenic thistle]

u prob blocked

[plush mica]

now im ice cold

[scenic thistle]

and she was a pretty mexicana

[edgy trench]

broo

my gvardiol just conceded a penalty

wtf

[lunar iron]

ig ppl from birmingham be like that

[edgy trench]

my gvardiol is selling

[lunar iron]

tbf tho she did talk like a xylophone

[edgy trench]

fk

[lunar iron]

sub him off

throw me on instead

[spiral vector]

but he had some lice… man

[plush mica]

You're still young, Sheldon.

[frozen viper]

Why they got Real Madrid here

[plush mica]

why they got sonic here

[edgy trench]

i lost 3-2

[scenic thistle]

brummy

[edgy trench]

gvardiolll

[frozen viper]

I’m not sonic dummy

[edgy trench]

conceded 2 pens

[frozen viper]

I’m an exe

[edgy trench]

?

[lunar iron]

ceno x alma

[scenic thistle]

ima tell her about all the good virtues sub

[edgy trench]

pedri left single fc 💔

[scenic thistle]

gavi why u a field marshall

[gloomy saddle]

Hi Sonic the goat 🐐
Yo @frozen viper

[frozen viper]

I think they loan Casado to an laliga club like las palmas

[lunar iron]

WHUH???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN

he can't betray us

[scenic thistle]

he left us

[frozen viper]

Thank you bro

[lunar iron]

he's our best player

[plush mica]

Sonic

[scenic thistle]

he was single fc best player

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/boys-the-milk-gif-18445775

[scenic thistle]

he was our best player

[frozen viper]

Bruh I’m rewrite

[plush mica]

why they got my ex here

[lunar iron]

single fc is in shambles now 💔

[frozen viper]

IM REWRITE BROCHACHO

[plush mica]

why did they rewrite sonic

[spiral vector]

hi sonic

[low jolt]

Which player should we buy

[lunar iron]

money.

[gloomy saddle]

When is the new movie coming? I want to see the new one soon.
Yo @frozen viper 69302 you need to work on it

[frozen viper]

Ngl the 26/27 kit is like a Netflix start up or something

[plush mica]

sonic is a madrid fan, RIGHT?

[frozen viper]

Fuh nah

[blazing merlin]

name 10 sonic games

[plush mica]

ohh ur a REAL madrid fan?

[scenic thistle]

im going submarine house

[gloomy saddle]

When is the new movie coming out? I will watch the new one
@frozen viper

[edgy trench]

scouser g ❎ slippy g ✅]

[plush mica]

sonic 1, sonic 2, sonic 3, sonic 4, sonic 5, sonic 6, sonic 7, sonic 8, sonic: the game, sonic 10

[lunar iron]

youre gonna go into the mariana trench?

[frozen viper]

Sonic unleashed Sonic & knuckles Sonic 06 sonic heroes sonic adventure 2 sonic adventure and sonic frontiers and forces

[blazing merlin]

stretched out madrid badge

[lunar iron]

good luck there

[plush mica]

I bought @scenic thistle

[blazing merlin]

all mid

[frozen viper]

And generations and sonic 4 episode 1

[plush mica]

@plush mica

[fallow tulip]

Sonic 06 is a failure

[plush mica]

what

[frozen viper]

Yes

[lunar iron]

who sold him to you

[frozen viper]

It’s hot garbage

[plush mica]

himself

[polar vigil]

Nice... man

[lunar iron]

@scenic thistle is this true

[frozen viper]

The only game I like is sonic unleashed

[scenic thistle]

yes

[plush mica]

You're still young, Sheldon.

[blazing merlin]

sonic cd victim

[polar vigil]

Ice.... man ice done got him

[scenic thistle]

with share

[frozen viper]

Cd is better than Sonic & knuckles

[lunar iron]

iceman pmo sm 😤😤

[polar vigil]

Y tho hes a niceman

Or was

[lunar iron]

idk, did one of em get sold

[plush mica]

I am iceman

i am iceman

i am iceman

[flat plinth]

Why is your name the same as Barça's son?

[lunar iron]

you pmo sm 😤😤

[fallow tulip]

duh , but most of Sonic games are ahh

[plush mica]

im not barca jr

[fallow tulip]

Mario is better

[plush mica]

im real madrid

[edgy trench]

harrydinho maguire

[frozen viper]

what about Sonic 2

[lunar iron]

hes a nicman, that's why

[plush mica]

harraldo maguirinho

[fallow tulip]

1990s Sonic was the only reason why Sega was still in the console race

now they don't even make their own console anymore

[frozen viper]

Mario sucks he only has 2d games

[vapid wagon]

Vardrid😢

[fallow tulip]

Mario is above Sonic

[frozen viper]

The only 3d game he has is odessy and galaxy

And the sonic movies are better

[fallow tulip]

the Mario universe has it's games in their own console

[vapid wagon]

What is this chat ✌

[fallow tulip]

you can play sonic games in every platform

[frozen viper]

We had

[fallow tulip]

then you lost to console war

[frozen viper]

We had genisis master system mega drive

[vapid wagon]

Chat is dead without @pine igloo

[fallow tulip]

now Nintendo is battling with Xbox and Playstation

[frozen viper]

And Dreamcast

And more

[fallow tulip]

tommorow

Bournemouth Man City

[frozen viper]

Does game boy advance count

[vapid wagon]

Bro hes out for a month

Are these the only chatters?

[fallow tulip]

isn't it like midnight in Europe

[frozen viper]

The only reason Mario does games on his console because he wants us to pay extra money

[fallow tulip]

i am watching tweets right now

[frozen viper]

Sonic superstars solos every 2d Mario games that aren’t pixels

[vapid wagon]

Yes but theres barca fans all over the world rn

[frozen viper]

Not to many in Iraq

[fallow tulip]

the season is over and World cup is coming up

and most of them are in Europe or Middle East

[edgy trench]

merica

[frozen viper]

Honestly I want Germany or Portugal to win I think Ronaldo hasn’t had it

[dusty radish]

Perez: RUN IT BACK NEXT YEAR

[vapid wagon]

Middle east lowk like 12 am there tho..m

[frozen viper]

Perez is more arrogant and delusional than Ronaldo

[vapid wagon]

Bro theres like 3 chatters here

[frozen viper]

Dictator vs bigger dictator

[fallow tulip]

Perez only cares about money

[vapid wagon]

Yep visca barca chat bye culers💙❤💛

[scenic thistle]

yo

[edgy trench]

ronaldo was praying on messis downfall and praying he wouldnt win the world cup

so i would say ronaldo is a clown

[frozen viper]

Honestly courtobarrier how do you comeback from an injury and then Rashford scores a free kick on you

[plush mica]

back to my main account

🥩

[fallow tulip]

he was better at everything until 2019

now every trophies are meaningless because Messi is better than him

[edgy trench]

you mean messi or ronaldo

[fallow tulip]

Ronaldo

[plush mica]

Ronaldo better than christiano

Cristiano

[fallow tulip]

he was praised the Ballon d'or in 2008 now Dubai d'or is better

[small dagger]

someone buy me Lays please

[plush mica]

sure

I bought the company now what

[small dagger]

i asked for lays not company

[plush mica]

Flavor?

[fallow tulip]

he always wanted to win the world cup now it's just 6-7 games tourney

[small dagger]

cheese

[spiral orchid]

As soon as Messi won it,he thinks it doesn’t matter

[edgy trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-cristiano-ronaldo-meme-cr7-cr7-meme-bcr7-gif-6071233074499026406

messi wins wc and he says that its only 6-7 game tournament

[spiral vector]

wc has lost its credibility

[fallow tulip]

fr

but i don't blame him , he never reched the finals

[spiral orchid]

No it hasn’t

It’s. Cuz Ronald

[thick pasture]

Tbh ronny shouldn't play

[green mango]

Y

[thick pasture]

Portugal has more chances if ronny didn't play

He's old

Can't keep up

[fallow tulip]

they should not call him

after what he said

[thick pasture]

Honestly Nicholas Jackson had a better career than Ronaldo

[thick pasture]

Yea

[plush mica]

Yeah

[thick pasture]

Just a 6 7 no. Of games tournament right

[fallow tulip]

it's not worth winning

yet can't even farm titles in Asia

[green mango]

5

[willow seal]

NEYMAR GOING TO THE WC

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[plush mica]

Hey

[edgy trench]

broo

my opponent got so lucky

[spiral orchid]

Word cup hasn’t lost credibility

The prices tho😭

It cost 1k for group stage match

[merry axle]

Its confirmed right

[fallow tulip]

the worst part is the fans around the world who have to pay for visa to come

[blazing star]

OMG

[fallow tulip]

Trump is an idiot

[merry axle]

100%

he always will be

[edgy trench]

every american besides the electoral college knows

[merry axle]

What do yall think about the half time world cup show

[fallow tulip]

FIFA better find a way handling the loss

[fallow tulip]

we'll see

[merry axle]

I mean like the ones that are gonna perform

[fallow tulip]

Shakira is there so i trust her

[merry axle]

Madonna, shakira and bts?

[merry axle]

Mommy

[fallow tulip]

bts are lame

their 2022 world cup music was terrible

[edgy trench]

sharika

[fallow tulip]

forgot i can't swear

[merry axle]

Yeah

[fallow tulip]

ty🤦🏻‍♂️

[merry axle]

One made it right

What was his name

[edgy trench]

tell my sister the truth and she will crash out

[fallow tulip]

which one

[merry axle]

Ill search wait

His name is junkook

[fallow tulip]

isn't he part of bts

[merry axle]

He is

I mean the song was kinda good icl

[fallow tulip]

of course😭

[willow seal]

Yea ancelotti said it himself

[merry axle]

Whys it so dead

[fallow tulip]

there were better ones

[merry axle]

Yooo nice

[fallow tulip]

night in europe and middle east

[merry axle]

Yeah

[willow seal]

Te amo ney ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

[merry axle]

Oh yhyh its night here

[fallow tulip]

yes

even the spanish chat is quiet

[merry axle]

Well idk about anything else to talk abt

[merry axle]

Yhh

[alpine nexus]

☠️

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-laughing-weird-chinese-gif-16092085505877918966

[plush mica]

Real Madrid

[scenic thistle]

whos jungkook

im meeting jungkook

with bts.

[merry axle]

Idk apart of bts group or sum shi

[plush mica]

be careful with jungkook

I might buy him

[edgy trench]

overweight messi

[merry axle]

I saw that

[plush mica]

saw what?

you mean my 14 ucls?

yeah

[shy hound]

tf is madrid doing in here.

[plush mica]

shopping

[merry axle]

shopping

[plush mica]

Chilling w/ my 14 ucls

[merry axle]

We dont care

Gn

[plush mica]

gn

I'll buy your house and loan it later

[torn breach]

What are you doing here?

[plush mica]

ur replying to it

Ucl

[torn breach]

Can you go to your house please

[shy hound]

'"hi mommy" will it work?' gif

[plush mica]

my house is in spain

and barcelona's house is in spain

[torn breach]

Of course, and this chanel is catalonian

[plush mica]

So we're in spain

[shy hound]

yea what abt atletico's house is it in spain as well

[torn breach]

Nope, Is in catalonia

[plush mica]

where is catalonia

[shy hound]

what a correction

[torn breach]

If you don't know you have a big problem.

[plush mica]

its in spain

[torn breach]

Thanks

[plush mica]

so we are all in spain

[torn breach]

No

[plush mica]

catalonia is in spain

[shy hound]

north spain*

[plush mica]

yk what im complaining to uefa about this

[torn breach]

Nope, is next to spain

[plush mica]

uefa complaint coming up you'll see

[torn breach]

sHUT UP PLEASE

[shy hound]

fuh they gonn do lollll

[hot valve]

i just saw what happened to hincapie lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[plush mica]

tell me im right

[shy hound]

ur left

[plush mica]

okay

im also correct tho

[torn breach]

JJAJAJA

[torn breach]

No you are wrong

[shy hound]

hi also correct im pao

[plush mica]

catalonia is in spain

[torn breach]

Nope

[plush mica]

what's bcgr

[plush mica]

according to google maps

and me

[shy hound]

curious much

[plush mica]

Yes

[torn breach]

So your opinion cost the same as a bean.

[plush mica]

a very expensive bean it is

[torn breach]

Yeah, 0.000000€

Very very expensive.

[plush mica]

how about in spanish money

[shy hound]

still 0

[torn breach]

If you are not spanish, what are you doing here?

[plush mica]

how about in zimbabwean money

[torn breach]

Please, get out

[shy hound]

ur going out of topic.

[plush mica]

I am real madrid

[plush mica]

the topic is money

[torn breach]

Yea, they always do the same

[plush mica]

speaking of money

im very rich

[shy hound]

money dont speak.

[plush mica]

yeah duh

[torn breach]

The topic is that you don't do anything in this server

[low jolt]

Talent does

[plush mica]

i'd be very scared if money did speak

[shy hound]

:clap clap clap:

[plush mica]

how does talent speak

what language does

[low jolt]

Have you ever won the treble

[plush mica]

yes I'll tell uefa to give me it

gimme a minute

[shy hound]

why dont you buy the trophy instead of players

[plush mica]

they will answer later

[plush mica]

lowk good idea

[torn breach]

"Tell to UEFA"

[shy hound]

two seasons u were trophyless embarrassing.

[low jolt]

You have more egos than wins this season

[shy hound]

'toni kroos instagram comment "embarrassing"' gif

[plush mica]

im flexing that

wait is that bad

[torn breach]

I think, that this guy thinks that he is part of Real Madrid. What are your opinion guys?

[low jolt]

Superstar team doesn’t always mean success

[plush mica]

i am real madrid

[torn breach]

In your dreams

[shy hound]

just play the role dude

[plush mica]

I will give you 5 dollars in hush money

[low jolt]

Nah i a bringhton fan

[plush mica]

I think he's right

[torn breach]

What Role, if is a little kid of 4 years.

[plush mica]

and he is

[low jolt]

Do you think that Ronaldo is better than Messi

[plush mica]

cuz why would I be named real madrid if im not real madrid

[plush mica]

14 ucl

oh wait

that guy

[torpid comet]

we are genuinely going trophyless next season

we dont want rashford on a permanent deal, we pulled out of a bastoni move, atleti would rather sell alvarez to real madrid and chelsea think joao pedro is jesus

[shy hound]

who cares, ur gonna get mad at it? well i dont want to. got plenty of things to deal abt i dont have time to rage

[plush mica]

why

[plush mica]

wait fr?

[torpid comet]

yes

[plush mica]

atletico we are open

[shy hound]

aint marcus rsshford going to real madrid still a rumor?

[plush mica]

90 mill

[low jolt]

Chemistry over physical

[torpid comet]

thats fake lol

[plush mica]

heyyyyyyyyyy 90 million

[torpid comet]

that source isnt even a football newspaper

independent

[plush mica]

man united ik u hate rashford

[shy hound]

oh lol i was scared shitless when i saw transfermarkt

[plush mica]

@fallow cliff want to sell rashford?

[torpid comet]

rashford is never joining real madrid what

[shy hound]

who is this guy pinging lol

[plush mica]

manchester united

this is the nonchalant way to sign players

smh yall don't understand

[shy hound]

right

[scenic thistle]

but mbappe is the cancer

[scenic nebula]

current man u can beat this rma team

[plush mica]

Kylian Mbappé is the cure.

[scenic thistle]

u are right

[plush mica]

Kylian Mbappé has done nothing wrong.

[fallow tulip]

another fake news

[torpid comet]

i dont mean that they actually will sell Alvarez to madrid btw

they obviously wont

[low jolt]

Before mbappe

[plush mica]

He has helped us.

[fallow tulip]

also Real madrid will not want him

[shy hound]

for money though?? idk man possible things

[plush mica]

14 ucls btw

[scenic thistle]

i think barcelona can buy alvarez but idk

[low jolt]

Barca - 2 trebles

[torpid comet]

where is real madrid gonna get 150m for a st from

[plush mica]

14 ucls > 29 laliga titles

[scenic thistle]

they havent won a major trophy since so you dont know

[torpid comet]

u have 15

and u have 36 laliga titles

[lunar iron]

mastantuono next pedro leon

[plush mica]

Real Madrid = 2 words > barca = 1 word

[torpid comet]

use the laliga titles atleast

[torpid comet]

fc barcelona

[shy hound]

idfkkk they got money thats all we know.

[scenic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/risada-risada-meme-gif-1808894066457451256

[torpid comet]

real madrid have debt too bro 😭

[plush mica]

shhh

hush money

[shy hound]

LMAOOO

[low jolt]

2009 Barca over 2017 Real Madrid

[torpid comet]

anyway we should be in the 1:1 rule now

[plush mica]

no debt

[torpid comet]

since lewandowskis leaving

[plush mica]

change it to 10:1

can we go back to 2022

[torpid comet]

so if we make 100m we can spend 1b

[plush mica]

barca plsssss financial

[torpid comet]

say less

[plush mica]

1:10

[torpid comet]

no

[plush mica]

yes

[torpid comet]

nah

[low jolt]

We won the league with this Btw

[torpid comet]

i dont like that idea

[shy hound]

idk man possible possible things, signed jose mourinho idk anymore

[plush mica]

the laliga owner guy president person leader likes us anyways

[scenic thistle]

what the hells a 1:10

real madrid inform me.

[torpid comet]

kessie started over Gavi

[scenic nebula]

no we didn't

[plush mica]

well like

[shy hound]

with absolute children on the team.

[plush mica]

like

[torpid comet]

yeah we went trophyless lol

[plush mica]

I can explain

We went for the ucl over laliga

[shy hound]

child labor

[plush mica]

yeah

[plush mica]

EXACTLY

[lunar iron]

it's on the clock vro

[plush mica]

COMPLAINT TO LALIGA

STRIP BARCA OF THEIR LALIGA TITLES

[shy hound]

mf im not agreeing with u

[plush mica]

im agreeing with you

meanie

im hurt

[low jolt]

Your team is literally becoming the next man utd

[torpid comet]

the season where we won the league our XI was
ter stegen kounde pique araujo alba busquets kessie de jong raphinha lewa ferran

[shy hound]

hi hurt im pao

[plush mica]

complaint to uefa

[plush mica]

hi pao

[torpid comet]

pedri gavi ansu fati were benched Eric too

[plush mica]

yall got lucky

[torpid comet]

how can u have the no.10 for barca and be benched

[plush mica]

angry emoji

[lunar iron]

howd yall lose the league title that ssn vro 💔

[plush mica]

tsundere gif

[torpid comet]

they think they're gonna sign rodri saliba vitinha and olise btw

[hallow hill]

Its so sad to see that Lewadowski is leaving barca😕

[low jolt]

How many treble you won

[torpid comet]

im crine

[shy hound]

busquets and raphinha same sentence doesnt set me right (im a newbie fan so.)

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/champions-league-barcelona-uef-achampions-gif-5619447

[plush mica]

How many ucls have you won

[torpid comet]

yeah but that season raphinha was lowkey terrible

[lunar iron]

3 more left wingers, take it or leave it.

[plush mica]

more everything

loan everything

sell everything

[low jolt]

0 but I okay with it as a brington fan

[hallow hill]

✋🏽 🤑 ✋🏽

[plush mica]

especially legends

[shy hound]

every people needs a second chance, look how he turned out now

[plush mica]

see

[lunar iron]

bin the santiago bernabeu

[torpid comet]

how old were u when u realized that all of madrids attackers are actually left wingers

[plush mica]

so real madrid > brighton

[torpid comet]

the goat

[hallow hill]

Sure?

[low jolt]

We a smaller club

[plush mica]

which means real madrid > england

[hallow hill]

😁 ✅

[plush mica]

which means real madrid > europe

which means real madrid > the world

[shy hound]

yup yup

[torpid comet]

raphinha had one of the highest goal to game ratios in 2023-24 and they were talm about sum nico williams

[plush mica]

which means real madrid is the best club itw

[fallow tulip]

low

[lunar iron]

real msdrod world champions 🔥🔥

[torpid comet]

they are though

[hallow hill]

Was demebles ballon dor desvered?

[torpid comet]

i wont be biased

[plush mica]

world cup champions

[fallow tulip]

we get it you have 9999 ucls

[torpid comet]

madrid are the best club of all time

[plush mica]

🏆

[plush mica]

yay

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/champions-league-barcelona-uef-achampions-gif-5619447

[shy hound]

deserved but that doesnt mean raphinha is supoosed to be on 5th

[plush mica]

so what

[torpid comet]

something madrid fans will never see

[plush mica]

its better to be consistently mid than to be good and bad

[torpid comet]

we pushed yamal for the ballon dor it was our fault

[hallow hill]

✅ bro should have been in second plaec

place

[torpid comet]

if we pushed raphinha he could've won

[low jolt]

At least our teammates don’t have a ufc fight in their dressing room

[lunar iron]

arsenal fans would disagree

[shy hound]

either third or second is toleratable

[plush mica]

lowk entertaining tho yall should've seen that

[torpid comet]

but still dembele deserved the ballon dor but raphinha was the best player in the world

[shy hound]

yeah we know

[edgy trench]

bro

[torpid comet]

no one was better than raphinha last year

[plush mica]

Consistently mid doesn't mean arsenal consistency

[lunar iron]

we need an award for the best player itw so badly

[shy hound]

LMAOOOO

[plush mica]

see everyone is watching

we're the best

even the best entertainment

[shy hound]

well ballondor?

[torpid comet]

no correlation

[brittle hazel]

na not even best at ufc tho

[terse void]

Hello I’m new

[torpid comet]

fifa the best

[shy hound]

hey kevinn

[plush mica]

real madrid should've won the ballon d'or last season and the season before

[torpid comet]

which dembele somehow won

[lunar iron]

trophies weight more than individual performances for the ballon dor
the ballon dor is for the player with the best season, not the best player

[torpid comet]

or did he? i know raphinha won something let me check

[brittle hazel]

antony should've won every balon d'or and more stop robbing him

[shy hound]

ohhh i get it

[plush mica]

we indirectly signed him by him saying real madrid so we have the ballon d'or too you see?

[low jolt]

Chemistry over physical

[lunar iron]

eh, it's better than the ballon dor but still kinda flawed

[hallow hill]

Whos gonna win the ucl?

[plush mica]

Me

[shy hound]

psg do it all for football

[shy hound]

sybau dude..

[leaden socket]

PSG

[lunar iron]

i mean an award based purely on individual performance through the whole season

[plush mica]

im right tho

next season

[leaden socket]

Can’t have arsenal winning UCL.

[brittle hazel]

lamine yamal for antony d'or 202067

[low jolt]

Have you won a sextuple back to back

[plush mica]

that's what the ballon d'or is supposed to be

[dusky raptor]

yoooo

[hallow hill]

Whos you gng 😭 U aint tuff

Holy ego

[plush mica]

Real Madrid

[lunar iron]

but it isn't.

[leaden socket]

Bro tried to fit in

[shy hound]

safe to say WORST FINAL EVER, Bayern supposed to be on the final

[plush mica]

yeah tbh

[hallow hill]

You're out of the ucl. Are you slow?

[shy hound]

love or hating psg still gotta support psg on the final

[low jolt]

When you realize Real Madrid have the most top 5 league titles and UCL titles but still haven't won the treble…...

[plush mica]

Arsenal or Real Madrid ucl final who yall supporting?

[shy hound]

none

[lunar iron]

over my dead body, north london foreverrrrr

[brittle hazel]

honestly i'd prefer arsenal winning after bayern getting robbed, also arsenal managed to concede many less goals than psg did and ik atletico has worse attackers but tbh js shows how good arsenal can defend

[torpid comet]

dembele won it too

[plush mica]

consistently okay seasons or good and terrible seasons

[torpid comet]

i want arsenal to win

imagine dembele scamming another ballon dor

[shadow sedge]

q

[lunar iron]

i wholeheartedly agree, but i despise PSG

[fallow tulip]

not going to happen since this year it's based on World Cup

[brittle hazel]

ion want anyone to win from current competitors, but i might prefer arsenal winning it. idk i'm js not seeing psg in the same light after the second leg

[torpid comet]

france are one of the favourites

[shy hound]

right right

[hallow hill]

None

[shy hound]

heyyy im levelled upp

[leaden socket]

I just can’t let their fans get more delusional after winning the UCL.
Can you imagine the comparisons they will do?

[shy hound]

Aha!!

[fallow tulip]

on paper but we will see how they play

[brittle hazel]

yea ik fr

[lunar iron]

smh they'll give him the ballon dor this year too even though there's been so many better players

[brittle hazel]

if bayern won bayern fans would start saying olise > messi

[leaden socket]

I’m sure some arsenal fan might just say Havertz is a better striker than Suarez.

[shy hound]

no??

[brittle hazel]

idk bro i saw ton of bayern fan comments abt it

maybe i'm looking in wrong places tho

[shy hound]

maybe, idk

[plush mica]

real

[brittle hazel]

antony

[torpid comet]

france football zionism

[leaden socket]

Maybe
They a little more educated ig than arsenal fans but still-

[shy hound]

olise >/</= yamal comparison is toleratable,

[hallow hill]

?????/

[leaden socket]

Fairs

[hallow hill]

I didnt even say anything wrong?

[shy hound]

is this ragebait?

[hallow hill]

Js saying facts

[brittle hazel]

for the competition of the bundesliga the glaze they give many of their players is close to arsenal's

[plush mica]

he literally said a slur

[shy hound]

what did he say

[hallow hill]

Wdym?

[brittle hazel]

idk what >/</= means

[shy hound]

like olise < yamal or olise > yamal u get it

[torpid comet]

better than/worse than/equal to

[plush mica]

read without the periods

[hallow hill]

Im js saying facts that you cant admint

admit*

[shy hound]

couldnt care less honestly go tell ur uefa boyfriend abt it

[plush mica]

where is the link between that and a racial slur

[hallow hill]

✅

[brittle hazel]

i mean i think yamal is better without question, maybe this season it is a slightly harder argument since he has been injured but he is also 6 years younger than olise and performing extremely well

[torpid comet]

yamal is a better player than olise not even a debate and this isnt bias

[hallow hill]

Its the truth

[shy hound]

righttt

[plush mica]

what is the racial slurs supposed to even mean

Real Madrid is what

[leaden socket]

Yall been to bernabeu to watch a match yet?

[shy hound]

no money dude

[plush mica]

my home

[torpid comet]

yamal has more man of the match awards a higher average rating more big chances created and a higher g/a per game average more successful dribbles per game more duels won per game more assists

[plush mica]

we beat barca there 2-1

and before that we

[leaden socket]

Broski

[plush mica]

nvm

[torpid comet]

lost 4-3

nice one

[plush mica]

I said nvm

[leaden socket]

We being fr?

[plush mica]

pls

[brittle hazel]

yea, i feel like ppl just starting that "rivalry" as a replacement for cr7 vs messi, but i doubt olise or yamal rlly care

[hallow hill]

??????

[torpid comet]

olise is almost 7 years older than yamal

[plush mica]

you said the n word = madrid

[shy hound]

we need entertainment

[brittle hazel]

madrid 15-0 barca ufcs 😭

[hallow hill]

Isnt it true tho

Yall fighting for no reason

Your manger is cooked

[plush mica]

could've said that

[brittle hazel]

it is a similar argument cr7 fans will give for olise that they will give yamal (but the reality is clear that yamal is better)/

[shy hound]

i misread it as ucls i thought u were agreeing with him for a sec lol

[hallow hill]

that he doesnt even care about the players

[torpid comet]

is anyone scared of mourinho lol

[plush mica]

but a slur is weird

[leaden socket]

I just feel bad for Madrid fans

These couple of years

[plush mica]

my fans man

[hallow hill]

Supporting real madrid is werid in my opnion

[leaden socket]

My god

[brittle hazel]

entertainment is over, antony dominated spain italy france germany portugal

[torpid comet]

olise stank up the pitch in the semi final second leg while yamal carried Barca in the semi finals last season

[plush mica]

Only 2 years

[shy hound]

cant forget bosnia herzegovina league

[plush mica]

watch us come back in 2030

[hallow hill]

U aint the offical madrid. Stop tryna act tuff 😭

[leaden socket]

😂😂😂😂🙏

[brittle hazel]

we would've gotten through this qf yamal was giving great assist chances

[shy hound]

no i got school

[plush mica]

okay

[leaden socket]

You a Barca supporter in disguise I feel.

[plush mica]

2031

[torpid comet]

im not gonna blame the referee

[hallow hill]

.

[shy hound]

got job

[plush mica]

no im the club im just friendly with everyone

[hallow hill]

😭

[torpid comet]

we just needed Raphinha

[brittle hazel]

facing 2 clubs in one day and antony will still come out on top 🙏

[hallow hill]

This is js ragebait

[torpid comet]

Rashford didnt step up

[plush mica]

im real, madrid.

[hallow hill]

Sure

[plush mica]

thanks

[hallow hill]

I have one question for you

[plush mica]

madrid

[plush mica]

hi

[torpid comet]

raphinha literally had 4 g/a in the second leg vs newcastle

[brittle hazel]

our attack apart from yamal is def partly fault but the ref wasn't of help. didn't realize i disliked atletico sm until this match

[plush mica]

I mean to correct you

[torpid comet]

imagine how lethal he would've been against Atletico

[plush mica]

tsundere gif

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-real-madrid-fc-barcelona-meme-vini-jr-gif-10186000011765775638

[shy hound]

personal opinion that raphinha is the second best finisher after lewy(if ferran is playing absolute dogwater). while yamal is a good assist and dribbler

[plush mica]

foul

[torpid comet]

especially when he scored both matches he played against them

[hallow hill]

Why would you join a barca server if you are a Real Madrid fan,let alone "Real Madrid".

[plush mica]

is that the penalty box?

[brittle hazel]

it's so obv ragebait bro 😭

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-var-referee-vardrid-real-madrid-gif-1968229287823812367

[plush mica]

I joined almost every football club server I could

[hallow hill]

ik but still

[plush mica]

I like interacting with fans

[shy hound]

judt play along withit atp

[torpid comet]

koke had the guts to say that he wishes there was a season where atletico had some favour of referees after they got knocked out by arsenal lol

[plush mica]

im not ragebaiting im just nice

[leaden socket]

Why?

[shy hound]

dude which fans?????

[plush mica]

to talk to fans

[hallow hill]

Join just to ragebait is js sad.At that pont js get a life 🥀 ✅

[leaden socket]

😂😂😂😂

[low jolt]

No one wants to talk about your glaze for your failed team

[brittle hazel]

bro joined to talk to me tiki tiki tiki

[leaden socket]

This dude is funny

[shy hound]

AHAHA

[plush mica]

city, liverpool, united, i couldn't find atletico, bayern, spurs and dortmund

[shy hound]

yarayaraya

[plush mica]

im not glazing

[brittle hazel]

bro ur president didn't let me join ur server

[plush mica]

I swear

[torpid comet]

a fact that sounds fake but is actually real: real madrid have not won a single el clasico with hansi flick as the coach

[plush mica]

ur fault

[torpid comet]

(flick was suspended in the 2-1)

[plush mica]

-# I couldn't neither too complicated

[leaden socket]

Chat
I got a question for yall.
Would you delete Real Madrid or Atletico Madrid if you could?

[shy hound]

ouuuuhh shii

[plush mica]

Yeah

[brittle hazel]

atletico

[shy hound]

atletico

[plush mica]

There can only be 1 madrid

The real one

[shy hound]

sybau

[low jolt]

Atlético

[torpid comet]

atletico because they're irrelevant and we need rivals

[shy hound]

once again, entertainment

[torpid comet]

otherwise laliga would become a bigger farmers league than it is already

[brittle hazel]

also if real go down laliga becomes like bundesliga or ligue 1, so many ppl count it as farmers league already

[leaden socket]

+1

Yall smart

I’m glad I didn’t support RM

[shy hound]

life gonna be way too plain

[leaden socket]

😭

[plush mica]

why

[torpid comet]

we already farm it, removing real madrid would just make us win it 29 times out of 30

[plush mica]

ur childhood would be so cool

and ur adult hood...

[leaden socket]

Your fanbase is a little cooked.

[hallow hill]

Real Madrid or Atleti

[plush mica]

realistic...

[torpid comet]

atletico

[shy hound]

whats the question tho

[hallow hill]

Like whos better ALL TIME

[brittle hazel]

who to get rid of

[torpid comet]

oh

[brittle hazel]

oh

[shy hound]

that was earlier

[plush mica]

cmon its me

[torpid comet]

what even is that debate son 😭

[brittle hazel]

real bro what

[leaden socket]

I’m an adult.
My friend supports RM, he might go deep into depression soon because of how your players are-

[shy hound]

lmaoo you just straight up answered

[brittle hazel]

thought it was same mb

[shy hound]

ur good

[plush mica]

yay

[hallow hill]

Alr, I thought pple were js glazing barca here. mb

[plush mica]

oh

[leaden socket]

Broski

[plush mica]

314

pi

[crimson dirge]

bro neymar will be in wc fr

[shy hound]

"no correlation" gif

[plush mica]

I think

[hallow hill]

I mean its obv but i js wanna ask

[crimson dirge]

fr

[plush mica]

someone's user is 3.14

[torpid comet]

they won 5 trophies in one year 2 years ago

[leaden socket]

We cream 3.14’ed RM this season ngl-