💬︱chat

[leaden socket]

What kind of a life is this

😭😭

[gusty rain]

🐀🔥

[leaden socket]

If you spam it continuously for 1 hour, RM wins the champions league next year.

[gusty rain]

☠️

[leaden socket]

If you don’t.
3 peat for you ig-

[gusty rain]

Ever since your greatest legend left—Referee Mateu—you haven't won a single title.

🔥

[leaden socket]

Do it

You can’t stop

[leaden socket]

Tchouaméni to valverde-

[gusty rain]

Keep spamming—let's see if that actually earns you enough points to overtake us in the League.☠️🔥

Samsung A11

🗣️🔥

[leaden socket]

Unemployment has hit its peak.

Now in French.

[leaden socket]

If you’re really a Madrid fan

[sick gazelle]

brop

@ripe beacon

[chilly scarab]

yo there is no way this guy is still at it

[leaden socket]

Tag me after 2 hours when you’re done

This is impressive ngl

[rain field]

just report him

[torn crown]

crazy to think the last time vadrid beat us by more than 5-0 was 1934

[rain field]

report him for spam

[stuck hatch]

@ripe beacon @unique arch wakey wakey he's spamming

[torn crown]

can yall js ban him

[rain field]

yeah that’s what happens when this server is ran by an incompetent company

who cant even run their own moderators and pay them

[stuck hatch]

😢😢

[leaden socket]

Nah but his dedication is impressive

[stuck hatch]

That's just embarrassement

[torn crown]

imagine being this old and doin tis

ur push 50 unc

[leaden socket]

😂😂😂😂

[torn crown]

uncle u pushing 56

[random olive]

unemployment final boss

[torn crown]

say hala madrid again n ur a femboy

wait did i win

no way

[rain field]

you guys can report him for spam bro

[torn crown]

HAHAA

[leaden socket]

Lmaooooooo

[rain field]

stop giving him attention

[leaden socket]

He gave you hope

Lmao

[torn crown]

thought i wone for a sec lmaooo

[leaden socket]

Who’s your favourite player in RM?

[gusty rain]

6-2

5-0
5-2
4-0
4-0
4-0
4-0
3-2 Messi
2-0 Champions
3-1
4-1
5-1
3-0
2-0
And and and and and …..

[rain field]

yamal is better btw

[stuck hatch]

Real Madrid achievement this season

Won title in October trophy
can't beat teams like gatafe and CELTA Vigo at home
losing to mid table clubs at their home tiffin box with roof closed
barely won against 3rd division team and lost to 2nd division mid table team
players slapping each other (rudriger to Carreras)
club legend disrespecting new players( carvajal disrespecting Trent)
mbappe and vini playing fro themselves internal fights
at the end and the best tochmeni send valverde fvcking club captain to hospital with memory lose bro don't know he plays for real Madrid or albecete
unc high on drugs perez instead of accepting mistakes of player slandered everyfucking one
best circus in the world for a
Fvcking reason and they say we are obsessed when their president in his entire press conference crying over Barca
🤌🏻

Real Madrid achievement this season

Won title in October trophy
can't beat teams like gatafe and CELTA Vigo at home
losing to mid table clubs at their home tiffin box with roof closed
barely won against 3rd division team and lost to 2nd division mid table team
players slapping each other (rudriger to Carreras)
club legend disrespecting new players( carvajal disrespecting Trent)
mbappe and vini playing fro themselves internal fights
at the end and the best tochmeni send valverde fvcking club captain to hospital with memory lose bro don't know he plays for real Madrid or albecete
unc high on drugs perez instead of accepting mistakes of player slandered everyfucking one
best circus in the world for a
Fvcking reason and they say we are obsessed when their president in his entire press conference crying over Barca
🤌🏻

[fallow root]

VARDRID

[leaden socket]

Aight

[stuck hatch]

Lets spam halol vardrid

Halol vardrid

Halol vardrid

[torpid comet]

hala referee y nada mas

[fallow root]

Damm mods are asleep

[torpid comet]

are there even any mods

[gusty rain]

6-2

5-0

5-2

4-0 x1

4-0 x2

4-0 x3

4-0 x4

3-2 Messi

2-0 Champions

3-1

4-1

5-1

3-0

2-0

And and and and and …..

6-2

5-0

5-2

4-0 x1

4-0 x2

4-0 x3

4-0 x4

3-2 Messi

2-0 Champions

3-1

4-1

5-1

3-0

2-0

And and and and and …..

[fallow root]

Atp idek😭

[gusty rain]

Infinite

[stuck hatch]

Did we won 🫪

[gusty rain]

Son

[random olive]

unemployment final boss

[leaden socket]

Omg

Did he stop

[gusty rain]

For this

[gusty rain]

.

[stuck hatch]

I guess he joined this server

🤣🤣

[leaden socket]

Lmao

MADRID CABRON SALUDA EL CAMPEON!

[rain field]

he’s hacked

it’s some nsfw server he’s advertising

[stuck hatch]

Thank goodness

[stuck hatch]

Ikr

[leaden socket]

Sure

[rain field]

this guy got hacked too

[stuck hatch]

Bruh

[cyan crypt]

wsp gng

dead chat yall..

[leaden socket]

Join the server in my bio

[cyan crypt]

not u too 🥀

[torpid comet]

how did dembele win ligue 1 player of the season without being in the top 10 for assists or goals in the whole campaign?

[cyan crypt]

rigged

[torpid comet]

and he played less than 1000 minutes

[rain field]

well it’s ligue 1

[leaden socket]

Jk

[rain field]

can’t expect much

[torpid comet]

if this guy wins the ballon dor i swear man 😭

[leaden socket]

It’s Ligue 1-

[shrewd quarry]

Join the server in my bio

[torpid comet]

no

[leaden socket]

Lamine got that shi

[rancid badge]

Largest El Classico wins since 2009

Barca:
6-2
5-0
5-1
5-2
4-0 3x
3-0

Madrid:
4-0
4-1
🐶💔

[torpid comet]

unless france win the world cup

we all know who arent winning it though

[cyan crypt]

u mean spain?

[torpid comet]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹

[cyan crypt]

pepsi and christina is a question mark tho

[leaden socket]

With mbappe dictator
They ain’t winning shi

[cyan crypt]

bro those two countries r still in the top 10 or 5 favs

[torpid comet]

still not winning it

[keen grove]

perfect

[cyan crypt]

mpaypal enterin WC mode

[torpid comet]

i got brazil spain france germany

for my favourites

not in order btw

[cyan crypt]

acctually decent answer gng, agree

[leaden socket]

Nahhh
Can’t have Vini with WC

Oh my god.

[cyan crypt]

another parasite

[torpid comet]

but rapha and ney

[boreal arrow]

Wsp.Niggaz

[keen grove]

ikr

[leaden socket]

I’m sorry.

[cyan crypt]

they might

[leaden socket]

🙂

[keen grove]

@rain field who are you tho fr

[torpid comet]

imagine raphinha starts getting ballon dor shouts if he wins the world cup

[cyan crypt]

she's one of my favs in the server too

[rain field]

raphinha is a limited player if he dosent have balde overlapping or an attacking minded fullback like balde constantly supporting and providing width for him

[cyan crypt]

vini will

[rain field]

the best lineup for brazil as of rn is a 3-5-2, preferably a diamond

[torpid comet]

He has yan couto and Wesley behind him for Brazil bro

[rain field]

not ryxnau

[torpid comet]

wesley plays in roma

[keen grove]

ong she is the first one i met in 2026

[leaden socket]

Imagine Spain wins the wc
Ferran Torres will have a WC before VINI💀 💀

[torpid comet]

and couto plays for BVB and hes horrible

[keen grove]

he trash at football fusion

[rain field]

wesley isn’t that good

[torpid comet]

thats what im trying to imply

[rain field]

+brazil will be playing a 3 man backline preferably

[keen grove]

ryxnau cant even make a 5 yd pass

[rain field]

Nah he’s like retired

[cyan crypt]

now everytime i meet her imma say: "Its sunny innit?" 😂

[thick pasture]

Helo pepol

[keen grove]

ong

[rain field]

Stop

[keen grove]

i owned him too

[thick pasture]

Why

[cyan crypt]

wsggg gng

[rain field]

Ye he was playing for a bit

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/sunnyinnit-gif-23753513

[keen grove]

@ryxnau 1v1 bro

[rain field]

because i have a higher role than you in FL

[thick pasture]

Nothin much chillin

[cyan crypt]

the legendary meme

[rain field]

nah

[thick pasture]

Like i care

[rain field]

SHOOT WRONG ACCOUNT

[cyan crypt]

still remembered it till today!

[torpid comet]

hey ney sunny innit

[rain field]

I actually do tho

[fallow root]

Lmao

[keen grove]

ur arent ryxnau blud

[torn crown]

did hala madrid quit

[rain field]

uhhh

[leaden socket]

When can I send GIF’s here?

[thick pasture]

Like i actually care

[torn crown]

hey neymar sunny innit

[keen grove]

pulga get off ur alt

[cyan crypt]

lv15

[thick pasture]

Dont*

[fallow root]

When will bruv stop self reacts

[rain field]

I ain’t that lil indian femboy

[torpid comet]

level 15

[thick pasture]

Lmaoo

[torn crown]

😭

[keen grove]

hes indian?

[thick pasture]

Should've seen his face reveal Hahahahahahaha

[leaden socket]

Yoooooo
We don’t claim him.
Nahhhhhhh

[rain field]

did you not see his face reveal

[keen grove]

i only seen nico face only

[thick pasture]

LMAO

[keen grove]

he is a hottie ngl

[rain field]

nico williams?

[keen grove]

@spiral pilot

[rain field]

Oh oh oh oh oh

[torpid comet]

why is nico williams in the server

ban him

[keen grove]

https://tenor.com/view/edsonstorm-cr7-cristiano-ronaldo-messi-gif-9828624533320937237

[rain field]

More like Nico MIDiams

[lone fractal]

wwhy didnt lamine invite nico williams to his bday party. i thought they were like best friends

[keen grove]

farming xp

[fallow root]

Ts was my gif😭

[keen grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ia-sora-ai-messi-lionel-messi-gif-12680139403583662453

[torpid comet]

because nico was on vacation elsewhere son

[fallow root]

After the incident idek of he considers him his frnd

[rain field]

You have to be a non-mid player to go to his birthday party

[keen grove]

VISCA BARCA

[torpid comet]

? 😭

[leaden socket]

FAM-

[thick pasture]

Gay.

[lone fractal]

ya but singers. were. there they dont even have a ranking lmao

[torpid comet]

do you think lamine cared that much about nico rejecting barca

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/nico-williams-oreo-milka-gif-11474678920243957250

[keen grove]

its not gay to love colombians

[thick pasture]

Gayyyye

[torpid comet]

nico is shi anyway

[keen grove]

VISCA BARCA

[scenic thistle]

u dont believe thst yourself

[rain field]

Dudes so mid

[lone fractal]

cap

[keen grove]

ur pfp is ai generated

[fallow root]

Would've enough to bring a lil awkwardness between them

[torpid comet]

roony has the same amount of g/a as nico this season innit

[keen grove]

wait fr??

[torpid comet]

idk

[keen grove]

i find that hard to believe seriously

[torpid comet]

either the same or similar numbers

[rain field]

Williams is such a horrible passer and has 0 end product

[keen grove]

roony barely gets game times

[scenic thistle]

sunny rubbing off u i see

[cyan crypt]

its sad...

[scenic thistle]

u wish it was

[torpid comet]

deco wants joao pedro so bad bro

[keen grove]

i mean he is the goat

[rain field]

i rate him

[scenic thistle]

@pure ridge look

[keen grove]

he isnt bad too

[torpid comet]

joao pedro, the guy that Chelsea bought for 65m from Brighton and barca expect to get him for 60m

[rain field]

he’s good

[rain field]

chelsea will be forced into FFP and will have to get rid of some players

[scenic thistle]

cunny

celesunny

[cyan crypt]

plss gng we need Pedroooo

[scenic thistle]

celestisunny

[torpid comet]

they wont sell joao pedro

[cyan crypt]

son.

[rain field]

barcelona needs players in 4 positions

[torpid comet]

fabrizio said they have no intention of selling him at all

[rain field]

hopefully they would

[cyan crypt]

hope they would, it became our top priority

[keen grove]

ngl i want Pedro or Welsey lowk

[scenic thistle]

pedro at striker works wonders

[leaden socket]

Chat.
Predictions for today’s FA Cup?

[torpid comet]

4-1 city

[scenic thistle]

bro aaid today

[keen grove]

chelsea lose or city win

[scenic thistle]

its still friday brochini

[torpid comet]

the mighty chels are trash

[scenic thistle]

european

[torpid comet]

this guy lives in antarctica

[leaden socket]

Bro is a hater fs

[cyan crypt]

if u hate then just hate, dont spam gng

[rain field]

i’m 100% confident pedro would be open to going to barcelona, do you really think he would prefer a non-europe club over a barcelona who makes it deep into the UCL and has yamal alongside him?

[scenic thistle]

yes

[keen grove]

i want pedro soon as possible

[fallow root]

Deco has went to talk with joao pedro

[cyan crypt]

yea ofc hope so and rapha can talk him in

[keen grove]

i bet you he wants yamal over garnacho and neto

[torpid comet]

he would but the thing is that he has no release clause in his contract and chelsea do NOT wanna sell him

[cyan crypt]

how it went

[leaden socket]

Fam
Are you like really high or something?

[torpid comet]

chelsea would probably rather sell caicedo than sell joao pedro

[keen grove]

and yamal can comfortably pass the ball into the box

[cyan crypt]

just straight up buy him ,idc sell ferran

[keen grove]

caicedo is their most important midfield

💔💔

[rain field]

Most obvious option

[fallow root]

Idk didnt watch the news after that

[torpid comet]

are we ready to witness kerkez vs yamal and raphinha vs frimpong next season

[rain field]

I would rather sell ferran to buy a backup tho like asllani for 25M

[keen grove]

chelsea has strikers that they can replace or buy

[cyan crypt]

man.

[cyan crypt]

yea ig

[keen grove]

they have Guiu (bum) and Delap to take over (bum but worse)

[scenic thistle]

@keen grove jasmine said smth

[rain field]

as of rn, barcelona have around 160M in their pocket

[cyan crypt]

would love to see barca's attack vs corner fc's defense

[torpid comet]

i think we will somehow land alvarez icl

[keen grove]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[scenic thistle]

shes open for talks

[scenic thistle]

one day

[keen grove]

ngl i knew u were “R” when u speak like this

[torpid comet]

hes gonna push for the move trust

[cyan crypt]

idk if thats good, too expensive and dont have the money to buy the 2nd striker

[keen grove]

thats how jobless i am

[rain field]

uh

Merhaba

[torpid comet]

what 2nd striker?

vlahovic is coming for free son 😭

[scenic thistle]

bradarrrr

[fallow root]

Frfr

[scenic thistle]

@ssena

[rain field]

atletico have him valued at around 150m

[scenic thistle]

👀

[rain field]

i don’t think alvarez will go anywhere this summer

[torpid comet]

200m btw

[cyan crypt]

rlly gngggg????

[fallow root]

Psg will take him

[rain field]

@hallow narwhal

[cyan crypt]

thought we sellin both ferran and lewa

[torpid comet]

?

[scenic thistle]

so shes open for talks and has somethig to ssy about you

[rain field]

lewa going for free and ferran would be around 50M

[torpid comet]

ferran ain't going nowhere

[fallow root]

2 strikers and 2 wings sht would be good for psg

[keen grove]

where

[cyan crypt]

oh, ig the shark aint leavin them waters gng

[rain field]

Hopefully he is

[fallow root]

Why tf we talking bout selling ferran? Hes goat of sometimes

[scenic thistle]

bradar calm down i will show but what do you love about jas

[rain field]

😭😭😭

[keen grove]

she is nice

[rain field]

He’s so inconsistent it’s not even funny

[torpid comet]

João pedro, mika godts, bastoni, cancelo permanent, sell casado christensen lewandowski ter stegen hector fort iñaki Peña

[scenic thistle]

as every girl what else

[rain field]

your better off selling ferran for 50M and getting asllani for 25M

[keen grove]

he is not a striker and inconsistent 😭

[rain field]

he is a striker

[torpid comet]

Ferran is 70m

[cyan crypt]

he's like so crucial in big games but sucks in normal games 😭

[keen grove]

she is sweet

[rain field]

he’s lost all winger ability

[rain field]

✌️✌️✌️

[keen grove]

“striker”

[torpid comet]

and asllani isnt that good

[cyan crypt]

sell himmm get Pedroooo

[scenic thistle]

vamoss

[rain field]

he sucks at winger

[torpid comet]

no thanks i dont really want vlahovic

[rain field]

he can only play striker now

[keen grove]

ferran could get nutmegged by a 1 arm kid

[scenic thistle]

oo nice one u cheat on sunny for jasmine celest

[rain field]

Barcelona should get marco palestra too

[keen grove]

its not cheating

[scenic thistle]

torres scored in el clasico dont wanna hear it

[rain field]

Palestra such a baller

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-8276210044503750333

[cyan crypt]

free stuff is always better ahhhh 😂

[torpid comet]

who

[scenic thistle]

its grouping

[keen grove]

how

[royal snow]

😮‍💨

[rain field]

One of the best attacking wingbacks in serie A trust

[keen grove]

its not illegal to be nice

[scenic thistle]

would sunny be ok with that

[keen grove]

DIMARCOOOOOO

[torpid comet]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[cyan crypt]

now we're on the same picture

[scenic thistle]

illegal to be a cheater

[keen grove]

you left jasmine on read for 3 days

[torpid comet]

who the hell is jasmine

[rain field]

only people with good ball knowledge know who he is so it’s ok

[torpid comet]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[keen grove]

@scenic thistle girl

[scenic thistle]

why tf u lyin

[torpid comet]

this is clearly cherry picked bro

[fallow root]

Hoping for sliva

[keen grove]

jasmine said it herself

[scenic thistle]

send di marco to camp nou

[cyan crypt]

son.

[scenic thistle]

shes lying projection

[rain field]

A lot of people know who palestra is, anyone who pays attention to serie a just for a bit would rate him

[scenic thistle]

hes a good wingback

[torpid comet]

lets buy haaland vitinha hakimi doku while were at it

[rain field]

Palestra is such a good player

[alpine nexus]

Wym sub?

[rain field]

good dribbler, good ball carrier, amazing crosser, good on ground duels

[torpid comet]

why would i watch serie a

[scenic thistle]

i think we are forgetting endrick

[cyan crypt]

not prioritized

[torpid comet]

the same league with like 50 0-0 draws

[fallow root]

De Marco 🔥

[rain field]

because its a nice league to watch for players

[scenic thistle]

in barcelona everything is prioritized

[keen grove]

palestra isnt that bad too he is a underrated fullback

[torpid comet]

mbappe vini carreras

[cyan crypt]

k gng

[scenic thistle]

add a little fran garcia in there

fran garcia overlaps for raphinha

[rain field]

i rate him asw

[scenic thistle]

di marco crosses would be so food he has 17 assists

[torpid comet]

im genuinely better than fran garcia

[cyan crypt]

how t hell r u lv35 and new here 🥀

[scenic thistle]

31 day ban

[cyan crypt]

dang sad.

[fallow root]

What did u do?!

[scenic thistle]

but he has a better beard

[scenic thistle]

i dont know maybe i said something

[cyan crypt]

mythical account pull: 1 in 1

[torpid comet]

good argument

[scenic thistle]

i took a nap to see my account blitzed

[scenic thistle]

his left foot tho

mendy left foot or fran garcia left foot

[cyan crypt]

bastoni is more important than di marco gng

[torpid comet]

i think ill keep balde 🥀

[scenic thistle]

not joking hes a good addition but that itsly red was horror

[cyan crypt]

just perm cancelo and we alr have balde gng no need for lb

[torpid comet]

bastoni is like the best defender in the league no shi

[thick pasture]

Messi's left foot

[scenic thistle]

thats a 1 in a 0.0000000001% chance

[thick pasture]

The best?

[cyan crypt]

gonna be expensive tho

[torpid comet]

best defender in a league thats the most defensive

[thick pasture]

Hm.

[cyan crypt]

1 in 1 just like u gng 🥰

[rain field]

Lowk i feel bad for him, he has to cross to semih Kiliçsoy sometimes ( @scenic thistle those who know)

[scenic thistle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i laughed

[thick pasture]

Ceno? Really?

[lunar iron]

hiiiii

[alpine nexus]

Expensive we need to invest into huge potential fullbacks like daniel banjaqui

Guys we need DANIEL BANJAQUI

[iron pendant]

visca madrid

[rain field]

you know kilicsoy?

[cyan crypt]

just lovin everyone gng

[torpid comet]

building the worst player ever
Left Foot - Jeremy Doku
Right Foot - Lamine Yamal
Dribbling - Pedro Neto
Pace - Sergio Busquets
Finishing - Nicolas Jackson
Long Shots - Upamecano
Defending - Balde
Passing - Vermeeren

[scenic thistle]

thanks

[scenic thistle]

dude has4 goals in 22 gmaes

cagliari final boss

[alpine nexus]

Right back for benfica plays just like nuno mendes!!!

[scenic thistle]

i dont even think he got called up for nt

[torpid comet]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[rain field]

2 in 25 games actually

[thick pasture]

But why ceno tho

[vestal hull]

@weak river

[cyan crypt]

then why not? 🥰

[scenic thistle]

in serei a i thought its 4

[thick pasture]

But why?

[scenic thistle]

because he can

[thick pasture]

But why

[cyan crypt]

bless u gng

[rain field]

mb yeah it’s 4 in 25

[lunar iron]

be cause

[fallow root]

Nuno mendes regen?!

[cyan crypt]

nuno from temu

[thick pasture]

Hmm. Who? You or god

[alpine nexus]

Yes, hes so good hes like nuno

[thick pasture]

Be cause? Why should I be cause

[torpid comet]

does yamal EVER use his right foot bro

[royal snow]

Mariano Trolio is an underrated CB shout

[cyan crypt]

i meant have a great day gng

[scenic thistle]

still hot butt

[thick pasture]

He did once. He missed a open net

[alpine nexus]

This is daniel banjaqui guys.

[lunar iron]

be cause

[torpid comet]

Newcastle 😭😭😭

[thick pasture]

Chicken tenders

[thick pasture]

Yep..

[lunar iron]

yum

[fallow root]

Damn he wouldn't get playtime cus of nuno smh

[torpid comet]

stick to them trivelas bruh

[cyan crypt]

yea gng

[thick pasture]

Im not eating chicken tenders rn tho

[fallow root]

Bruvs at the lvl of quaresma tbh

[thick pasture]

Kevin hart?

[alpine nexus]

Thing is, this guy plays on the right bro ON THE RIGHT

IMAGINE HOW DEADLY MAN

[fallow root]

Thought that was Kevin hart 😭

[thick pasture]

DAWG THATS KEVIN HART

[cyan crypt]

max difficulty

[alpine nexus]

THIS GUY AS RIGHT BACJ AND NUNO LEFT BACJ

[torpid comet]

yeah quaresma was a right winger that never used his left foot

makes no sense at all

[scenic thistle]

yes

[thick pasture]

Lol

[cyan crypt]

"Bacj" 🥀

[lunar iron]

glazing so hard it actually makes me wanna watch this guy's highlights

[scenic thistle]

yamal right foot non existent thats why he trivelas a lot

[fallow root]

Damn would be goated

[alpine nexus]

Do it bro trust me

[alpine nexus]

Ikr we need him

[cyan crypt]

right foot merchant

[alpine nexus]

Guys yall shld actually check daniel banjaqui out bro

After watching him yall would wanna sell kounde

I swear

[cyan crypt]

hes that good?

[torpid comet]

does robben have a right foot?

[alpine nexus]

Hes portugese

[fallow root]

He alr getting sold

[alpine nexus]

I swear yall would wanna sell kounde

[rain field]

he’s good

[rain field]

I’ve always wanted him sold

[scenic thistle]

a question not even ribery knows the answer to

[alpine nexus]

Still tho daniel is a starter at that right back position for me

[torpid comet]

hell no, hes only had a bad season because of fatigue

[alpine nexus]

Ik

[alpine nexus]

What we gna use that excuse for next szn asw?

Ima sell him and gain the flipping profit LOL

[torpid comet]

if hes trash next season then sell him

[alpine nexus]

Why would we waste a whole season

His MV would js go down

We would lose

[scenic thistle]

im scared

[alpine nexus]

We signed him for 50 mil

[rain field]

he’s too young tho if barcelona want a starting RB

[cyan crypt]

too scared...

[alpine nexus]

We can sell him for 65m

[torpid comet]

hes worth 80m rn

[scenic thistle]

thats all timer cabinet right there

[alpine nexus]

I either want him or palestra but i really want palestra

[alpine nexus]

Even better blud

[scenic thistle]

if he wins double id say all timer ngl serious trophy cabinet

[torpid comet]

whos gonna replace him

andre ratiu?

[cyan crypt]

dream cabinet, bro just sped run football in two years...

[lone fractal]

bro its not even funny anymore when i looked at france's attack for the wc tthis yr i was gonna cry gng ✌️ 😭

[alpine nexus]

I dont mind him js not long term, hes already old. I need daniel as a long term bro

[scenic thistle]

i knew dembele had potential but not like this damn

[cyan crypt]

not comparable...🥀

[torpid comet]

sturridge?

[scenic thistle]

4 g/a in 2 games vs bayern

[torpid comet]

who is daniel bro

[cyan crypt]

he be enterin prime yall...

[lone fractal]

y does demebele lwk look like pele or is that jst me

guys u should watch the pele movie its goated

[cyan crypt]

yea gng ngl

[scenic thistle]

him on top cherki supplying mbappe on the left and doue on right scary

[torpid comet]

ligue 1 player of the season with less g/a than allan saint maximin

[cyan crypt]

forgot olise...

[keen grove]

yap

[torpid comet]

less minutes played in ligue 1 than roony bardghji

[scenic thistle]

ngl they rest their players

which is smart

which is why they might defend their ucl

[torpid comet]

yeah but we play in laliga so we cant do that sadly

[fallow root]

They prolly tryna 3 peat atp

[scenic thistle]

idk how bruh

[torpid comet]

even a team like celta vigo could compete for ucl in ligue 1

[scenic thistle]

only if tebas allowed yall to move games

[west ferry]

I want Arsenal to win but i know its a tough one

[fallow root]

Lmao

[scenic thistle]

yeah

[fallow root]

Dw they'll bottle

[cyan crypt]

too much options....

[lone fractal]

bro theother day someone was comparing saka to pele and said saka clears him 😭 like bro is that even a debate saka will NEVER be. as good as pele wth

[torpid comet]

either world ends or world ends

[scenic thistle]

psg do so much pressing they have to get some time off

[torpid comet]

current pele is better than saka

[cyan crypt]

😂

[fallow root]

Real

[glacial echo]

Arsenal winning

[scenic thistle]

semis or final minimim

[torpid comet]

is it valid to hate psg more than madrid

[lone fractal]

real bro hes king of ball in heaven

[scenic thistle]

real bad man trossard goal

[cyan crypt]

if they dont then idk what they r doin...

[fallow root]

For the wc Argentina players got the most rest tbh😭

[glacial echo]

trossard ucl final goal

I see it

[lone fractal]

guys imagine if theres a world cup in heaven

[scenic thistle]

psg fans living the dream beating madrid 4-0 and barca awya 1-2

[fallow root]

Cruyff winning that

[scenic thistle]

theyve done considerable damage in the ucl to barcelona unlike madrid tbf

[lone fractal]

pele is king lol

[cyan crypt]

cruyff vs pele vs maradonna 💀

[scenic thistle]

odeegaard assist

[lone fractal]

pele is the king of football in heaven

[scenic thistle]

id say mbappe best wc player all time if he does succesful this wordl cup

few goals and assists and a deep run

[keen grove]

do yall want rashford in or out

[fallow root]

Well with the current team he has a chance to win

[scenic thistle]

in

[scenic thistle]

yeah

3 back to back final woiuld be geninely mental

[fallow root]

In smh

[keen grove]

ngl i want him in tbh

[fallow root]

Historical

[stuck hatch]

People talking about football here 😳

[keen grove]

he just pmo sometimes with his 1v1s

[fallow root]

Rare af lmao

[stuck hatch]

Yeah

[keen grove]

no more ships and gay stuff

[lone fractal]

pele died the day b4 my bday

[glacial echo]

script has been written in the West Ham game

[scenic thistle]

its 10 pm here all the europeans and stuff went to sleep

[fallow root]

He also doesnt press that much

[scenic thistle]

would david raya keep out a immense shot from dembele though

[cyan crypt]

who?

[stuck hatch]

U started it all

[fallow root]

Rashy

[scenic thistle]

rash

[cyan crypt]

ehh still lethal tho

[keen grove]

NO I DIDNT??

[scenic thistle]

jasmine said otherwise

[stuck hatch]

Yeah it is late at night or early morning

[lunar iron]

been going on for like 3 hours now, impressive

[glacial echo]

best gk in the world locking up the psg attack

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[fallow root]

Never saw him pressing like other barca players

[pure ridge]

HI SUBBO TONIGHT IM COMING AND STRANGLING YOU

[cyan crypt]

he's new gng give him time

[stuck hatch]

Damn man
Wc coming
And transfer window gonna open 🙂

[lunar iron]

..nice to see you too?

[lone fractal]

is rashford gonna leave or what like wats happening

[fallow root]

On the verge of going back there's no tim😭

[scenic thistle]

dembouz isnt ready

[scenic thistle]

shes going insane

[lone fractal]

pls rashy dont leave

[stuck hatch]

As far as I heard Barca wanna get him for more cheap

[keen grove]

joao pedro for barca

im his agent dw guys

[pure ridge]

boy bye talm about some “.. nice to see youh too..🫩” this why u cant do sombrero flick goof ah

[lone fractal]

we might get julian alvarez

[pure ridge]

giys rashford in because he has most g/a for a loan player oat!☺️

[stuck hatch]

That's why he chose chelshi

[keen grove]

no

[scenic thistle]

really

[keen grove]

he isnt doing bad for chelsea

[stuck hatch]

No Alvarez
No osimhen

[pure ridge]

yess

[stuck hatch]

No ucl

No uel

[pure ridge]

never knew?

[lone fractal]

isnt tmr the finals

[scenic thistle]

ok

[keen grove]

do you expect garnacho and delap to carry them to a ucl or uel

[scenic thistle]

chelsea va city

[glacial echo]

rashford might be better than raphinia atp

[lone fractal]

yuhh that

[glacial echo]

considering how well he's done

[pure ridge]

celestie celestie celestie.

[stuck hatch]

That's why it was a bad decision

[keen grove]

haii jass

[pure ridge]

UH WHAT

[lunar iron]

would you prefer me being a sub(marine ofc)

[lone fractal]

go city go

[scenic thistle]

👀

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/dol-huh-eyes-disgusted-gif-11690827820922534530

[glacial echo]

what...

[pure ridge]

hmmm celestie

[keen grove]

ik but at that time brighton werent that well as well and chelsea were in cwc with a “promising” squad as they won a uel

[cyan crypt]

TRANSFER PLANS THIS SUMMER FOR BARCA

• Buy Pedro (use ferran to trade and add money)
• Vlahovic comes for free as bench sub
• Buy perm Rashy and Cancelo
• Buy Bastoni
• Consider Leao a sub for Rapha
• Sell lewa, christensen, araujo, casado, ....

[keen grove]

hruu

[pure ridge]

rashford over raphinha dale hermano no problemo

[lunar iron]

right so rashforddd please stay

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-are-u-seriouse-right-neow-gif-16915067031595641141

[pure ridge]

im goooddd

[keen grove]

hi god

[scenic thistle]

real bad man getti my crucified rn

[cyan crypt]

fr gng rashy aint that hard

[lone fractal]

bro imagine if arsenal gets a ucl but no fa cup this season ✌️

[stuck hatch]

But now they aren't
You can't always look at previous season performance

[pure ridge]

BLASPHEMY

[glacial echo]

like when has raphinia hit a freekick like that

[fallow root]

Give me money god🗣️ 🙏

[median scarab]

say wala

[keen grove]

U SAID UR GOD

[lunar iron]

only thing he's got over raphinha is fks and the english accent

[shrewd crow]

im on snap benefits

[scenic thistle]

jasmine youve entered a domain

[keen grove]

real

[stuck hatch]

The only thing arsenal winning is pl by luck

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/say-wallahi-bro-67-meme-ishowspeed-speed-gif-16121835065308473404

[pure ridge]

aNooOno ko

[glacial echo]

passing and chance creating

[keen grove]

my goat joao pedro need to join barca

[shrewd crow]

🇧🇷🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🇦🇷

[stuck hatch]

🙂

[keen grove]

imagine if he wins fa cup😭😭

[cyan crypt]

vrooo imma get that gif perm today gngg

[pure ridge]

I DIDNT ISIOTA

[warped tundra]

hi

[shrewd crow]

🥺🇺🇸

[pure ridge]

IDIOTA

[fallow root]

😢

[keen grove]

YES U DID BRO

[warped tundra]

the goat is here

[fallow root]

W

[stuck hatch]

Why are flagging

[pure ridge]

uhhhh idk ur right

[keen grove]

IM NOT HIGH

[cyan crypt]

yo gng is inacio a good choice for us?

[shrewd crow]

imagine if portugal won the world cup

[scenic thistle]

jasmine mis typed

[pure ridge]

SE

[warped tundra]

yes

[lunar iron]

ehhhhh, tbf raphinha had the most big chances created last season, even ahead of lamine so im not sure id say that

[fallow root]

Now read the 1st word again

[shrewd crow]

i got flagged once by using racial slurs on accident

[pure ridge]

HAHAHAH whatever

[warped tundra]

jasmoan

[pure ridge]

jasmoan

[lunar iron]

hammine

[stuck hatch]

Hmm

[scenic thistle]

jasmoan

[pure ridge]

SHUT UP

[warped tundra]

jasmoan

[stuck hatch]

Games gone

[fallow root]

jasmoan

[lunar iron]

game is so far gone

[glacial echo]

yes last season because he can't do it anymore

[keen grove]

they need to pass semi final first but the last time was 2006

[glacial echo]

1 season wonder

[pure ridge]

yes the sub and u together yay

[fallow root]

https://tenor.com/view/games-gone-games-finished-gif-3937771786848221217

[stuck hatch]

Ikr

[pure ridge]

NO MORE JASMIAN

[warped tundra]

im so tuff i started a trend 2 mins into this chat

[scenic thistle]

jasmian

[keen grove]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-gif-22583735

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/game-over-game-games-game-on-flame-tc-gif-23987745

[warped tundra]

iam aristotle

[lunar iron]

hes been injured mans, let him come back and settle for a bit

[pure ridge]

im not crazy u stupido

[warped tundra]

jasmeow

[pure ridge]

this why kounde getting sold

[keen grove]

sorry maam im crazy ur not

[fallow root]

Socrates

[keen grove]

i dont like kounde anyway

[scenic thistle]

jasmeow

[pure ridge]

yayy jasmeow

[glacial echo]

ok lets see

[warped tundra]

if

[glacial echo]

for now rashford is better

[pure ridge]

EXACTLY GOOD

[keen grove]

Fermin is 87 ovr now

[pure ridge]

..ok

[fallow root]

Jasbow

[scenic thistle]

u see thst jasmine

[pure ridge]

i do

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[lunar iron]

-# she does

[pure ridge]

estjpido boy

[pure ridge]

i see u thru ur walls

[scenic thistle]

be careful

[stuck hatch]

Jasmine is a boy

[pure ridge]

i agree

[scenic thistle]

correct

[stuck hatch]

We all agree

[lunar iron]

facts

[fallow root]

Agreed

[pure ridge]

howd u know serial culer

[scenic thistle]

hes a mafia boss

[pure ridge]

Oh really

[scenic thistle]

yes

[keen grove]

he is a tactico for a reason

[stuck hatch]

Pretty obvious and ceno is a girl

[pure ridge]

LMFAOAOOA

[lunar iron]

how do you eat on the walls

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-special-one-the-special-one-i-think-i-am-a-special-one-premier-league-gif-15745626

[pure ridge]

im scared he knows eveyrhing

[scenic thistle]

yes girl he is cracking down

[stuck hatch]

🫪

[keen grove]

am i XY

[pure ridge]

i eat thru fiber and walls and whareve inside

[stuck hatch]

Xyz

[scenic thistle]

thats why ur crazy

[lunar iron]

youre YY

[stuck hatch]

Mbappe is listening

[pure ridge]

SHUT. IT.

[pure ridge]

wheres gif

[scenic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-dictator-kylian-the-dictator-dictatorship-gif-8462743245087539683

[stuck hatch]

I don't want to save it

[keen grove]

me and sunny are getting married in Rio

[pure ridge]

im listening as well.

[pure ridge]

are u scared of his evil tricks

[pure ridge]

oh my god rlly

[topaz gull]

I feel like every cb we get linked to is the opposite of what we need

[keen grove]

yessss

[scenic thistle]

celestial marrying 2

[keen grove]

i proposed to her

[stuck hatch]

No
Why

[lunar iron]

what do we need

[topaz gull]

someone like pacho or upa

[pure ridge]

because he does black magic duh

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/black-magic-cat-magic-zea-rexz-cats-skin-walker-gif-11385234637379435971

[cyan crypt]

fr gng

[lunar iron]

...define their player profile, please

[topaz gull]

someone with the physical atributes of araujo but no bozo gene and not terrible on the ball

[glacial echo]

pacho won't leave the most successful team itw

[scenic thistle]

this dude liked it😭😭

[pure ridge]

whyd u like it omg

[lunar iron]

is bastoni not that though

[topaz gull]

I dont mean actually signing pacho or upa jus someone with a similar profile

[topaz gull]

not at all

[pure ridge]

ur going to do black magic on us as well im scered. Boy

[glacial echo]

ok

[stuck hatch]

Hmm

[glacial echo]

so like who then

[topaz gull]

Bro bastoni is more of a leftback than a center back

[stuck hatch]

I think flick doesn't want him

[glacial echo]

💔

[topaz gull]

honestly dont know

But its not like pacho was a household name when psg signed him

[pure ridge]

omg leave it😭

[keen grove]

jasmine do u want to be the flower girl

[lunar iron]

hi dora!!!!!!

[pure ridge]

aramaegddon can happen and u dtill speak on it

[pure ridge]

hm but i was the bride ..

[glacial echo]

let my boy @sage hornet rest

[scenic thistle]

jasmine demoted to flower girl

[lunar iron]

yo habla espanol

[scenic thistle]

hes resting from the torture committed

[keen grove]

NO

[pure ridge]

yo gusta submarine

[pure ridge]

SEE ]+]

OMG ok celest no ill be the flower girl

[scenic thistle]

stay as flower girl

[lunar iron]

mami j

[pure ridge]

TO MIRA

YO MIRAAAA QUEE

[lunar iron]

yeah so guys raphinha is pretty cool right

[glacial echo]

mira ke

[scenic thistle]

girl who gives flower at marriage

[lunar iron]

to the priest?

[raw raptor]

💯

[keen grove]

yayyy

[pure ridge]

LO WUE DIJISTE WHAT ELSE

[keen grove]

jas do u want to see our msgs

[scenic thistle]

yes like neumar

[glacial echo]

no dijo anything

[pure ridge]

of who..

[keen grove]

(keep scrolling) @pure ridge

[scenic thistle]

celestial moving like a badman

[pure ridge]

supongo… yo loco eh?😓

[lunar iron]

why are yalls pfps black n white

[pure ridge]

ok

[lunar iron]

it's depressing

[glacial echo]

yes fr

[pure ridge]

uh anyways

[pure ridge]

whos

[keen grove]

OH LMAOO

[pure ridge]

ok ima seeee

[scenic thistle]

it was fantastic

[scenic thistle]

who

[lunar iron]

dora doesn't know what depression is 😔

[lunar iron]

all yalls pfps

[scenic thistle]

only me and jasmine i guess

no one else

[lunar iron]

and celeste

[stuck hatch]

Faxs

[scenic thistle]

he has aura

[sage hornet]

server de mrda

[lunar iron]

depressing aura

[lunar iron]

pacho te amamos <3

[scenic thistle]

me face in black and white es mujer en servidor

[sage hornet]

yase gracias broski

[stuck hatch]

Guys Barca wininng ucl 26/27

[fierce leaf]

hilarious :Laughing3: left a like :TeamsThumbsUp: got me and samantha rolling! :Laughing0:

[lunar iron]

hilarious :Laughing3: left a like :TeamsThumbsUp: got me and samantha rolling! :Laughing0:

[scenic thistle]

@pure ridge hows ur reading going

[stuck hatch]

And then he clicked post

[fierce leaf]

Next year fc

[stuck hatch]

It's happening 😠

[lunar iron]

if they start calling us that im gon do nun cause im js a lil guy

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-sigma-barca-helusus-gif-15172834132028908522

[scenic thistle]

submissive

[pale latch]

well Vini back to his prime now

[scenic thistle]

thats why jasmine loves it

[lunar iron]

submarine*

[scenic thistle]

im a black winger who happens to be black

[stuck hatch]

To free myself

https://tenor.com/view/barcelona-fc-alejandro-balde-lamine-yamal-bailando-lamine-yamal-gif-61492609607590498

[lunar iron]

become a black winger, complete your transformation

bambarbola indeed mon ami

[stuck hatch]

There's no get well soon

Only darkness

[scenic thistle]

es deficil ser asi hermano

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/staticx-flashbang-go-gif-15118202611444783656

[scenic thistle]

a tuff one

[stuck hatch]

Tastes like hell

[sage hornet]

and I'm just black

[stuck hatch]

No

[lunar iron]

stop being a jadon sancho, start being a lamine yamal

[scenic thistle]

lo intentare pero mi confianza esta baja muy

[stuck hatch]

🤨

[lunar iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-submarine-gif-19108003

[scenic thistle]

mi confianza un dia will be great

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-black-black-and-white-look-around-looking-around-gif-10347371540908890270

[sage hornet]

how do you unlock these colors

[craggy pine]

Just had the best PUPUSAS of my life🥹

[lunar iron]

we believe in you cena <3

[stuck hatch]

Wtf is that

[lunar iron]

what is a pupusas

[meager mesa]

Any remember when Villa thrashed Liverpool 7-2?

[lunar iron]

man don't leave us hanging tell us what a pupusas is

[stuck hatch]

Maybe he drank something white

[toxic flare]

is a worse footballer ...

[sage hornet]

ok

[craggy pine]

Check multimedia

[keen grove]

is jass still reading

[toxic flare]

i mean he is a worse footballer tho

[stuck hatch]

It's a very special drunk drink

[lunar iron]

i was awaiting the repeat today

[craggy pine]

Check multimedia

[maiden cairn]

Hulu gulu

[stuck hatch]

Okay ic

[toxic flare]

lmaooooo bye bye medicority

[lunar iron]

i fw the pupusa

[toxic flare]

thanks

[pure ridge]

YALL TALKING IN POTTUGUESE AND TALM BOUT MARRIAGE WHILE IM THE FLOWER GIRL AND U PROMISED MARRIAGE I SEE HOW IT IS CLEESTIAL NAHHH OKKAY SND SUNNY AS WELL NAHHH OKAYY NAH YALL ARE SOOO OKKK I LOVE YALL SMM BUT WOWWW OKKK MEU DEUS HIH PORTUGUESEEE OKK

[lunar iron]

Aura.

[pure ridge]

yess but

WHERE THE HELL DID I MENTION A TEISCSN BRIDKET HERMANO

and this idiot submarine omg

[lunar iron]

i-

[pure ridge]

i sitoo love him sm

[scenic thistle]

good crashout

[pure ridge]

SHUT IT

[toxic flare]

I agree with flick he is worse than any of our centerbacks

[scenic thistle]

but cleatial said for u to be flower

[lunar iron]

w ceno ❤️‍🩹

[pure ridge]

IK BUT DTILL

[scenic thistle]

w submarine

[keen grove]

im scared @cursive pendant help me

[pure ridge]

tbhh hes has s downfall and cost us in big gmaess

[scenic thistle]

whats sunny going to do her aura is enough

[pure ridge]

IDIOTA IDC ANOUT THAT IM TALKING TO YOU LEAVE HER ALONE

[toxic flare]

I will take christensen over araujo cause of family agenda he didnt leave for vacation cause he was called trash

[pure ridge]

uhh after loan right

[lunar iron]

YOU.

[toxic flare]

will fort even return to line up tho?

[lunar iron]

hiii!!!!

[keen grove]

WHAT DO U WHAT FROM ME

[lunar iron]

gnight dora jr!!!!!

saw what?

dunno what you're talking about...

[cyan crypt]

son.

brother

nah

where r the goats gnggggg 🥀

"only" 🥀

[alpine nexus]

Jivairo read come to barca

[cyan crypt]

who?

HEE HEE

[alpine nexus]

Jordan bos come to barca

[cyan crypt]

who u talkin bout gng

idk

?

its 10am here gng

[sonic tartan]

Hi

What time is it for you

Uhhh thank you I guess

[alpine nexus]

Ruben van bommel, come to barca

[sonic tartan]

Yesss ofc Barca for life

[cyan crypt]

brainrot.

[cyan crypt]

the chat has no purpose now....we just talkin shiii

pls dont

[sonic tartan]

Its purpose is for talking shi

[cyan crypt]

too cute to eat.

[cyan crypt]

yea ig

[sonic tartan]

He’s a chubby baby

😭

I love her.

Translation? (Idk Spanish)

[cyan crypt]

he just got out of shower and my mom came w a hair dryer so now he looks like this

[cyan crypt]

More than a club

[pale latch]

btw wtf is slot cooking

[cyan crypt]

Surrrreeee bro

[pale latch]

more like relegation next year

bro wanna be with spurs

[sonic tartan]

Nursery kids idk

[cyan crypt]

liv gon change their manager

[sonic tartan]

Fr

Chelsea can sell their gk idk

He kinda fell off

[cyan crypt]

the shiii just got sh*ttier

[sonic tartan]

Bc we’re talking shi

[cyan crypt]

Correction: Mi hermano is my brother

[sonic tartan]

Vichika is my girlfriend

[cyan crypt]

stop gng.

[cyan crypt]

kvicha?

[sonic tartan]

@cyan crypt why is your story Micheal Jackson

[pale latch]

yea thomas frank or smth

klopp legacy is over

[sonic tartan]

You don’t know her

[lament void]

good morning

[cyan crypt]

bye gng

[cyan crypt]

oh ok

[pale latch]

and the only players who are performing are those from klopp's era not even the new signings

virgil and all

[lament void]

bro pause

[sonic tartan]

She’s my princess

[cyan crypt]

cuz he's my goat

[pale latch]

where the hell is isak

[cyan crypt]

ehh ok

[cyan crypt]

ghost

[lament void]

u going to sleep? 😭

did u not sleep?

[sonic tartan]

I miss prime isak at Newcastle

[pale latch]

he shoulda stayed in sociedad/newcastle

[lament void]

its 6:30 am i just WOKE Up

[sonic tartan]

He was one of the top scorers I believe

[pale latch]

i mean playing along oysterzabal aint that bad

[cyan crypt]

i think he doesn't play well w liv

[cyan crypt]

yea

see ya gng

[sonic tartan]

Slot doesn’t give him that much game time

[lament void]

u have to fix ur schedule

[sonic tartan]

Bye

[cyan crypt]

gakpo 💀

[lament void]

دزها

[sonic tartan]

Gakpo sucks

[cyan crypt]

and still gets so many minutes

[sonic tartan]

No wonder the coach has no hair

[pale latch]

gakpo shoulda stayed in eredivise a bit longer

[sonic tartan]

🧌

[cyan crypt]

good point.