💬︱chat

[stuck hatch]

🫩

[dull adder]

@everyone, Hansi Flick’s dad has passed away

[stuck hatch]

Rip

[rough snow]

He won't start i think

[prisma ore]

RIP

[pine igloo]

Jung jung only replies to 🐐 s

[prisma ore]

He replied to me like 2 times in last week

[rough snow]

Last 30 mins I think rapha will play

[pine igloo]

Ya probably subbed on no point risking the season

[stuck hatch]

@ripe beacon I'm also the goat pls reply 🥺

[glass hawk]

without lamine then?

[distant moat]

Jungjung said IM funny

[rough snow]

Exactly

[prisma ore]

6-0

[fading inlet]

salah 2025 better than raphina 2025

[proud lava]

probably raphinha will play in second half

[rough snow]

Especially cus we've won the league already

[tidal minnow]

😭 where's the msg, let me see

[rough snow]

Yep

[tidal minnow]

Yea fr

[prisma ore]

Jung Jung said he is a barca glazer

[whole gale]

Mbappe not playing 😭

[glass hawk]

he actually meant me but said prime in panic

[stuck hatch]

I'm better than him

[proud lava]

I expect we will win 4-2 but I hope barca humilate rma

[dusty delta]

It's both good and bad

[tidal minnow]

LMAO

[prisma ore]

We are

[fading inlet]

madrid winning 9-0

[whole gale]

Yea

[pine igloo]

In panic vro I'm crine 💔✌🏻

[stuck hatch]

Yeah ik

[dawn rampart]

According to @culemanias, Hansi Flick would have learned of his dad's death last night on the eve of the Clasico.

He will coach Barça well tonight.

All our thoughts are with him and his family 🕊️

[prisma ore]

Guys who is down to bro farming

[rough snow]

Ok nice ragebait😭 😭

[fading inlet]

notnragebait

[tidal minnow]

Ok

[fading inlet]

i have higher ups in la liga in my cms

[stuck hatch]

@jagged narwhal hi

[fading inlet]

they said the script is a madrid win

[rough snow]

So true

[glass hawk]

kayra time to run

[pine igloo]

@pine igloo out

[fading inlet]

and madrid winning laliga

[dusty delta]

Script this script that

[stuck hatch]

Finally chat might be normal now

[glass hawk]

lmao

[rough snow]

Of course madrid gives a script to the refs

[fading inlet]

they said madrid didnt pay

[ashen fossil]

Ok failed scripting attempt from madridista

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[fading inlet]

and that barca tried paying

[prisma ore]

Kayradone😭

[tired verge]

لا حول ولا قوة الا بالله

hansi flicks dad died

[ashen fossil]

Yes

[stuck hatch]

The kayradone is the goaty

[fading inlet]

so if madrid dont wanna play barca csn get points deduction and relegated

[low jolt]

Flick dad died today chat

[pine igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-patrick-bottle-gif-6605208024845857705

[prisma ore]

💔

[dusty delta]

Yesterday's night actually

[regal obsidian]

what black magic do I have to do to make Lamine play today

[glass hawk]

@split rivet hi lol

[fading inlet]

bro got merked in 2026

[prisma ore]

Bruh

[rough snow]

Its ok we will still win

[glass hawk]

@cobalt sedge hi lol

[jagged narwhal]

And Bangladesh = East Pakistan.

[glass hawk]

HOLY SHYT NINA HAS 4 ALTS

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-stan-twitter-funny-buckspendragon-spongebob-gif-13447928870113873654

[prisma ore]

Don't bother my aly😠

[ashen fossil]

A magic that removes injury from Lamine Yamal

[tired verge]

§ƙòǰ̣ẅýğɓñ

this should work

[pine igloo]

Bro's guilt baiting me

[prisma ore]

Bangladesh is Bangladesh stop ts bs

[distant moat]

Sonion

[glass hawk]

she's my child

[fading inlet]

hala madrid

[pine igloo]

Respect.

[stuck hatch]

Imagine getting baited

[regal obsidian]

thanks man, I'll let you know how it goes

[prisma ore]

So cute

[dusty delta]

Menino Ney

[tired verge]

update me

[pine igloo]

Imagine getting

[fading inlet]

madrid 7-1

[glass hawk]

Imagine

[prisma ore]

Imagine

[glass hawk]

son

[stuck hatch]

Imagine ur genius

[ashen fossil]

Imagine getting ragebaited from a random madridista

[jagged narwhal]

I'm sorry if I offended you, it was a joke.
Also, if I were alive that day, I'd support Bangladesh's independence.

[dusty delta]

WRAP IT UP BROCHACHO

[glass hawk]

Imagine ur

[stuck hatch]

Imagine ur name is wsj

[rough snow]

Omg vro the ragebaits not gonna worrk😭 😭

[distant moat]

@woeful sigil

[fading inlet]

im not a madridista im a scouser

[vast cloud]

nobody else feels like this

[glass hawk]

wrong

[prisma ore]

POSITIVE❤i was deeply offended and I was about to block you😭

[lilac comet]

VISCA BARCA

[distant moat]

@stone path

[lilac notch]

raphinia is an option for El classico

[glass hawk]

wrong

[ashen fossil]

Imagine you sent "You robbed Vini" at Olivia Rodrigo's posts

[fading inlet]

yo my origi and wijnaldum jerseys going fire

[rough snow]

You want some chickkkhhhhennn lad

[distant moat]

@cobalt sedge

[glass hawk]

correct

[chilly creek]

rip hansi flick's dad 🙏

[lilac comet]

and ur my option for bed wink wink

[distant moat]

dye your hair

[fading inlet]

you want some 4-0s ladd

[regal obsidian]

I saw someone say he'll play rw today🤨🤨

[jagged narwhal]

Sorry about that again.

[whole gale]

Arsenal losing today to west ham ?

[prisma ore]

Really you want to end our friendship💔

[glass hawk]

dye, your hair

[lilac comet]

@sick cosmos look at this rizz

[prisma ore]

Chill

[fading inlet]

dye ur balls red wnd black if ur a true fan my balls are red bc im a liverpool fan and my dih has ynwa on it

[dusty delta]

What's wrong with an RW to play as an RW

[rough snow]

You want some loss to agringcton Stanley ladd

[regal obsidian]

yes, Pep's bald head is shining exceptionally today

[whole gale]

Yee

[olive nova]

Today could be the best title win we ever had.

[fading inlet]

prime real sociedad

[rough snow]

Hope arsenal lose

[glass hawk]

prime

[dusty delta]

Are you high

[low jolt]

Prediction chat for el clasico

[prisma ore]

GUYZ PING ME WHEN THIS CHAT TURNS NORMAL🤝🏻

[ashen fossil]

Liverpool fan but.. very real madrid fan

[glass hawk]

5-1

[normal canyon]

4-0

[fading inlet]

no

[rough snow]

Bro Stanley are in the 100 th division😭 😭

[glass hawk]

we are not having a clean sheet

[dusty delta]

He's a Liverpool fan since May 2019 for obvious reasons

[native egret]

3-1 barçaaa

[fading inlet]

we have never lost to them either twin

[rough snow]

He's extra high

[sick cosmos]

holy rizz

[regal obsidian]

6-1 Tommy Marques super hattrick trust

[regal portal]

YO what happened to flicks father bro

[low jolt]

Barca 8-0 real madird

[ashen fossil]

Trent Alexander Arnold fan ig

[civic moon]

4-0 barcaaa

[olive nova]

Barca 19-0 real madrid

[pine igloo]

3-1 madrid

[prisma ore]

16-0

[fading inlet]

ong

[civic moon]

4-0

[prisma ore]

Get out

[native egret]

shush

[civic moon]

4-0

[low jolt]

Barca 30-0 real

[fading inlet]

to madrid

[civic moon]

barca r winning

[olive nova]

Barca 50-0 real

[fading inlet]

madrid 67-0

[prisma ore]

Can't we just relegate them to division 2 anyway?

[civic moon]

get out

[glass hawk]

barca 100-3 real vini hattrick

[pine igloo]

hsuhs

[native egret]

exaggerating final boss

[prisma ore]

Barca 15(benzi was a sub)-0

[pine igloo]

WE all supporting madrid right

[fading inlet]

prime liverpool and bayern beating you 12-5 on aggregate in 2019 and 2020

[regal obsidian]

101-3 Joan Garcia goal + Vini hattrick

[ashen fossil]

Brainrotten random madridista, or a TAA fan

[glass hawk]

yed

[civic moon]

ferran hat trick trust

[indigo crater]

HELLOOOO

[vast cloud]

100 points?

[pine igloo]

Ferran 0 minutes trust

[queen saddle]

2-0 Barça

[dusty delta]

Joan
Joao
Eric
Pau
Gerard
Pedri
Frenkie
Fermín
Ferran
Raphael
Robert

[civic moon]

madrid id cooked

[honest badger]

frrr

[fading inlet]

i told trent to keys on insta

[civic moon]

mbappe 0 mins😂

[vast cloud]

no

[dusty delta]

Those are my starters best options

[hollow imp]

yayyyy

[queen saddle]

Goat

[pine igloo]

Obv no way that bum is playing

[vast cloud]

atleast 2-3 changes in that list

[gritty sage]

rip hansi flick dad

[lilac comet]

انا كل ما اشوف انك سنو فان بتعب

[indigo crater]

YESSSS

[rough snow]

Sorry you lost to plymouth hahahahahah

[neon pagoda]

CMON BARCA

[civic moon]

better than all of madrid

[fading inlet]

sorry you lost 8-2 and 4-0

[dusty delta]

YES

[glass hawk]

@glass hawk leaves the chat

[civic moon]

mbappes left toe is bigger than the whole madrid squad btw

[pine igloo]

Even oyarzabal is better than all of madrid

[fading inlet]

tech yall lost to plymouth then if we beat you

[civic moon]

ye so shut up

[olive nova]

Barca 200-0 real

[indigo crater]

JAJAJAJJAJAJA SURE

[distant moat]

Peak

[ashen fossil]

Who is this kid btw

[pine igloo]

I'm a barça fan bro ✌🏻

[fading inlet]

joan garcia scoring 20 goals for madrid

[civic moon]

mb

[dusty delta]

Tech we beat you since we beat Madrid that beat you

[rough snow]

Bro i would rather lose 8 2 to a prime bayern than losing to a 3rd division pliymouth😭

[pine igloo]

I was js ragebaiting before lol

[fading inlet]

we beat madrid??
1-0 macca

[vast cloud]

liverpool supporter?

[native egret]

why 😭

[dusty delta]

5-2 in your own backyard

[pine igloo]

What means that I'm new

[rough snow]

Yeahh

[fading inlet]

prime dembele tap in then remontada

[native egret]

what

[indigo crater]

I think we won 4-1 in favor of Barcelona. Visca Barca!

[civic moon]

pedri will cook

[pine igloo]

Arabic what does it mean

[distant moat]

Liverpool fan with roblox pfp

[vast cloud]

win*

[whole gale]

Damn flick father passed away 💔

[fading inlet]

also prime madrid vs a mid version of liverpool

hansi flicks fathers coffin scoring 60 for madrid today

[pine igloo]

@distant moat madrid

[distant moat]

Hello

[civic moon]

we will win for him

[glass hawk]

😭😭😭✌️

[queen saddle]

Yes

[serene heart]

RIP😢 🕊️

[ashen fossil]

Real Madrid? I only see ego here

[whole gale]

Yessss that’s the spirit

[distant moat]

I dont think you deleted dc

[fading inlet]

i dont use ts acc anymore

[whole gale]

Frr rip

[lilac comet]

cant stand him

[queen saddle]

DAAAAAMN UR PFP COOK!

[pine igloo]

How good was @distant moat @distant moat

[dawn rampart]

According to @culemanias, Hansi Flick 🇩🇪 would have learned of his dad's death last night on the eve of the Clasico.

He will coach Barça well tonight.

All our thoughts are with him and his family 🕊️

[distant moat]

It looks like you’re using it to me

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peak-is-this-peak-so-peak-peak-it's-just-so-peak-gif-1360442599844596686

[native egret]

he said he gets tired whenever he sees that i’m a snow fan (snow is an egyptian streamer)

[fading inlet]

i js use this acc to troll

[native egret]

i haven’t watched him for a while

[civic moon]

after his fathers death will come the death of madrid

[dusty delta]

Don't worry bout him he will disappear just like Puffy

[pine igloo]

Oh right snow ya we used to be friends

[native egret]

😭😭

[alpine nexus]

FAHH GUYS WE LSOING HANSI FLICK’S FATHER PASSED AWAY

[lilac comet]

who do u watch

[serene heart]

I didn't expect such a plot twist

[fading inlet]

FRRRRRR

[alpine nexus]

NOOO WE LOSIING

[glass hawk]

another reason to win

[native egret]

nobody

[alpine nexus]

🚨 OFFICIAL REAL MADRID STATEMENT:

"Real Madrid C. F., its president and its Board of Directors deeply regret the death of the father of Hansi Flick, coach of the F. C. Barcelona."

"Real Madrid wants to express its condolences and affection to their families and all their loved ones. Rest in peace."

[pine igloo]

Rip

[serene heart]

flick father dead before el clasico

[distant moat]

Hello

[fading inlet]

hala madrid

[glass hawk]

bye

[lilac comet]

sounds boring

[distant moat]

Yap pic perms

[tacit lake]

HEY BESTIE

[glass hawk]

lol

[dusty delta]

Flick gotta win then dedicate it to his father

[serene heart]

Visca barca

[glass hawk]

1 blocked message incoming

[distant moat]

Blocked messages start appearing🫩

[fading inlet]

mlody you prob dont even know what visca means

[glass hawk]

guessed it

[civic moon]

out

[distant moat]

igb

[pine igloo]

Why do i see 1 blocked message

[dusty delta]

Victor Wekbotyama

[tacit lake]

its not me right….

[glass hawk]

its that easy gng

[tidal minnow]

[dusty delta]

Wembotyama*

[ashen fossil]

Blocked messages?

[glass hawk]

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[indigo crater]

I don't now

[civic moon]

madrisista que no boti

[fading inlet]

ragebaited so hard you had to block me easy

[tidal minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-wave-emoji-cat-wave-cat-wave-gif-17826137474354671565

[glass hawk]

why did you even block nora gng 😭✌️

[dusty delta]

🦘

[queen saddle]

boti

[distant moat]

who

[civic moon]

sybau

[tacit lake]

out of love

[pine igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[ashen fossil]

Do you see another blocked message?

[glass hawk]

brutal

[glass hawk]

oh

[pine igloo]

Nora fatehi

[fading inlet]

yamal sat on the ball for prime atletico to score

[alpine nexus]

‼️BREAKING: Kylian Mbappé will NOT play vs Barcelona tonight.

— @marca

[glass hawk]

son

[steel dagger]

Bro I got banned for exploiting and I wasn’t even

[desert ibex]

I think the dictator is affiliated with flicks dad dying

[glass hawk]

MADRID WINNING ITS OVER FOR US

[dusty delta]

" Prime Atletico " and it's a trophyless team

[tidal minnow]

What

[tacit lake]

why did he block me warrado

[glass hawk]

aint answering lol

[steel dagger]

The game banned me for exploiting and I wasn’t

[fading inlet]

lost 2-0 to haramball

[glossy oak]

So What do you guys think of this morning’s bad ones ?

[dusty delta]

Ez win over Valencia next game

[tacit lake]

so you know

[glass hawk]

NO HES NOT ANSWERING

[pine igloo]

"prime Atletico" and it's js a bunch of parked pillars

[glass hawk]

that's true lol

[tidal minnow]

Bro what r u talking about

[tacit lake]

BEVAUSE HE FOESNT REMEMBER HIMSELF

[glossy oak]

It wasn’t haramball it was the referee and that dead pigeon wearing the number 14

[glass hawk]

lmaooo that's crazy

[alpine nexus]

MBAPPE NOT INCLUDED!!

[glass hawk]

😭😭😭

[tacit lake]

[steel dagger]

Bro the game banned me for 14 days for hacking but I wasn’t hacking

[rocky lake]

flick's father died????

[pine igloo]

They are winning

[glass hawk]

rip

[fading inlet]

its the ref! when yall lit pay them

[rocky lake]

bruuu they better win this now

[glossy oak]

We all know this tortuga ain’t injured

[rocky lake]

rip🙏🏻

[glass hawk]

sorry but mbappe aint playing

[rocky lake]

damn 💔

[distant moat]

sorry but mbappe aint playing

[serene heart]

bro what

[cedar fossil]

Viscal barca Viscal catalunya nuestra victoria y nuestra copa 🫡

[glass hawk]

bro what

[tidal minnow]

What game u talking about

[rocky lake]

nah dude they have to win this

[low jolt]

What if it ends like this

[glass hawk]

nah dude they have to win this

[glossy oak]

If it was an English ref he would’ve gave a foul for Cubarsi

[wise shuttle]

barca 3-1

[fading inlet]

any good ref gives rc

[glossy oak]

Home of Freddy mercury

[glass hawk]

31

[cedar fossil]

Noway

[celest geyser]

We wanted mbappe to play :((

[wise shuttle]

how, rapha brace coming

[serene heart]

my prediction

[glossy oak]

Wdym

[glass hawk]

its over

[fading inlet]

pulled him down while he was 1 on. q

[celest geyser]

He destroys the team

[fading inlet]

1 on 1

[copper tinsel]

we cant lose right

[glass hawk]

rapha aint starting

[ivory seal]

flicks dad died

[pine igloo]

Barca 0-0 madrid Valverde ☠️ tchouameni 🥊

[copper tinsel]

we should not lose right

[wise shuttle]

flick said?

[glass hawk]

i am saying

[frosty nest]

hansi flicks dad passed away

[serene heart]

@fading inlet where are you from?

[vast cloud]

2-1 final score

[cedar fossil]

Lamin is injured, yet he will don’t playso this is no joke.

[glass hawk]

to madrid

[barren notch]

4-1 final score

[wise shuttle]

raphinha is there gng, against rma raphina is the ownrer

[glass hawk]

vini brace

[copper tinsel]

3-1 highk

[wise shuttle]

so far with rapha starting with flick, we havent lost one el classico

[cedar fossil]

I Hope my Brother 😔❤️

[ashen fossil]

"Barcelona thinks they will win El Clasico", the answer: "YES, THEY WILL"

[violet spruce]

Rip unc

Flick bouta be sad yo🥀

[low jolt]

The app is down rn for mbappe out chat

[old pecan]

is raphinia still injured?

[glass hawk]

max limit reached

[violet spruce]

Nah

[tidal minnow]

No

[low jolt]

73 million

[indigo crater]

No

[old pecan]

less goo

[glass hawk]

that's a lot

[native egret]

i have no time tbh

[glass hawk]

let's start #mbappein

[indigo crater]

But he hasn't played yet since the injury.

[glass hawk]

we gotta keep the dictator in madrid

[old pecan]

is he in the lineup

[indigo crater]

JAJAJJAJJAJAJJAJAAJ

[native fulcrum]

Dont you wanna see a reverse luis figo?

[old pecan]

,b

mb

[glass hawk]

i wanna see barca winning trophies so no thanks

[lean glacier]

Holy pfp

[errant gyro]

Vamooooss

[glass hawk]

thanks

[native fulcrum]

What if he changes here

[indigo crater]

Yes, but this is his first game since the injury.

[vast cloud]

either barca wins 2-1 or madrid does

[glass hawk]

then i don't mind aunt

[errant gyro]

Ready for Elclasico

[indigo crater]

YES

[whole gale]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé will NOT play El Clásico today, not even in Real Madrid squad. ❌

Kylian didn’t feel good in final training session ahead of the game, not fully recovered from injury yet.

[native fulcrum]

Just imagine the drama

[whole gale]

Bro didn’t feel good 😭

[glass hawk]

holy flashbang

[native fulcrum]

He’s dodging

[indigo crater]

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJA

[errant gyro]

FATHER OF HANSI FLICK HAS JUST PASSED AWAY

[glass hawk]

crazy

[native fulcrum]

Isnt that like the 4th time?

[whole gale]

We saw

[vast cloud]

yall be livin under a rock

[glass hawk]

no it's my first

[indigo crater]

???

[whole gale]

JAJAJA

[native fulcrum]

Oh

[whole gale]

Idk

[glass hawk]

change it

[native fulcrum]

Rip💔

[meager mesa]

Hansi Flick's father has died, let's win the El Clasico for him guys

[errant gyro]

Rip

[native fulcrum]

No im keeping it

[lilac comet]

senior year?

[glass hawk]

blinding em dc ppl

[indigo crater]

@meager mesa WIN PLS

[meager mesa]

We will

[native fulcrum]

Blinding the discordians yes

[glass hawk]

warra they do

[native fulcrum]

For fun😭

[chilly creek]

hlo all

[glass hawk]

lmao i understand

[native fulcrum]

Hi!

[indigo crater]

Jajajjajaj

[vast cloud]

OFFICIAL STATEMENT.10/05/2026
Real Madrid CF, its president and its Board of Directors deeply regret the passing of the father of Hansi Flick, FC Barcelona coach.

Real Madrid wishes to express its condolences and affection to his family and all his loved ones. Rest in peace.

[glass hawk]

yall living under a rock

[native fulcrum]

At some point i was going to change it but then i started getting some funny reactions and statements so im keeping it

[chilly creek]

hru!

[serene heart]

@glass hawk where are you from

[native fulcrum]

Great u?

[indigo crater]

YES JAJAJAAJA

[glass hawk]

lmao lmao

[native egret]

nah i’m in uni

[glass hawk]

i am jxq

[glass hawk]

Jajajjaj

[native fulcrum]

Femboy world

[mental sun]

I am dorgeles nene

[glass hawk]

brother

[sinful reef]

ok

[serene heart]

😐

[glass hawk]

nice to meet you dorgeles nene

[valid forum]

rip to hansi flick father

[native fulcrum]

Sorry

[vast cloud]

can i devour your world

[chilly creek]

hmm not bad waiting for the clasico

[valid forum]

died this morning

[mental sun]

I play for fenerbahce

[serene heart]

bro what??

[glass hawk]

yeah apologise like a good boy

[lilac comet]

what major

[mental sun]

Dortmund might sign me

[distant moat]

Son

[small brook]

@gilded smelt

[native fulcrum]

Boy😭

[distant moat]

This is the first message i see

[tidal minnow]

LMAO

[gilded smelt]

I ain't got pic perms

[glass hawk]

there's a fenerbahce fan in here

[small brook]

yo chill

[indigo crater]

Bro, nobody asked you

[gilded smelt]

I will when I get em

[native fulcrum]

Yeah same here cant wait for the 6-0

[vast cloud]

istill remember when we first met

[small brook]

haha idiot

[mental sun]

U?

[glass hawk]

do you want me to say the other word

[glass hawk]

no not me

[frigid viper]

Still another 7 hours till kickoff💔🥀

[chilly creek]

i expext a 4-1

[raw nexus]

I am

[mental sun]

I am a big talent i cooked madrid while not getting recognition

[gilded smelt]

@small brook check multimidia

[mental sun]

Yoo

[gilded smelt]

Media

[native fulcrum]

5-1 is better but idm 4-1

[native fulcrum]

What?

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-1457473106328210491

[indigo crater]

Ok???

[opaque bay]

Hola

[serene heart]

I predicts 3-1

[meager mesa]

Who got the worst downfall?
Real Madrid
Liverpool
Bayer Leverkusen
Juventus
Chelsea

[glass hawk]

nothing you are too innocent gng 😭😭✌️

[serene heart]

hola

[native fulcrum]

Ty?

[frigid viper]

For some reason I predict 4-2

[glass hawk]

wheres barca

[meager mesa]

I expected 5-0

[raw nexus]

Probably milan tho

[distant moat]

SON

[meager mesa]

Not as bad

[opaque bay]

czekaj czekaj polska????? @serene heart

[chilly creek]

that was my first one
bt i know the team will score more

[serene heart]

No

[frigid viper]

Ok

[serene heart]

a co

[raw nexus]

It will probably end like 4-1 for barca

[native fulcrum]

6-0

[distant moat]

Hi pedri

[opaque bay]

dawaj dodaj mnie na priv

[meager mesa]

5-0 for Barca

[native egret]

biomedical science

[raw nexus]

We will concede deffo

[frigid viper]

Let's see

[serene heart]

no spoko

[raw nexus]

Hii how r u

[vast cloud]

lecister city

[frigid viper]

Wait, is Raphinha playing the El Classico?

[raw nexus]

Probably off the bench

[tidal minnow]

Ye

[native fulcrum]

Yes but not getting that much time

[meager mesa]

He'll come from the bench

[vast cloud]

are u worried abt that? half of ur team's in hospital

[lilac comet]

oof mashallah almost colleague im med

[distant moat]

I dont wanna get muted on elclasico day

[indigo crater]

Je crois que personne ici ne parle polonais, mec.

[frigid viper]

Let's js see if Courtois can lock in atp

[native fulcrum]

That would be funny to watch honestly

[glass hawk]

lmao

[vast cloud]

madrid still has a decent backline

our attack needs to lock in

[frigid viper]

Half?

[raw nexus]

Wild man. With who?

[frigid viper]

Ok sigh of relief

[glass hawk]

i don't wanna get muted on elclassico day

[teal vine]

i can’t el classico guys

mother day

[gritty perch]

hansi flicks father has passed away this morning. he will however be on the sidelines today, and be the main coach
what a man and a manager
I hope the players will give everything for him and to honor is late father

[raw nexus]

When will the raphinha kit giveaway anounced?

[glass hawk]

you can't ?

[vast cloud]

they just dont have militao

[indigo crater]

KICK

[icy fractal]

Don’t say anything dumb then

[glass hawk]

yesssssssss

[teal vine]

mother’s day bro mother’s day

[glass hawk]

yes

[indigo crater]

@distant moat kick pls

[glass hawk]

everyone wish happy mother's day to @distant moat

[teal vine]

bouta have koora live on my lap at the family dinner

[low jolt]

Which is more important el clasico or Mother’s Day

[glass hawk]

mother's day

[glass hawk]

son

[vast cloud]

can you make these feelings go away

[raw nexus]

I perefer a dinner with television atp. I wont miss an el clasico aint no way

[topaz plaza]

I love Barça

[rocky lake]

Yamal dribbles way better than ronaldo

[teal vine]

@raw nexus make sure to perform well in classico please

[topaz plaza]

Based

[pine igloo]

Batistuta bumahh can't score to save his life

[raw nexus]

As always

[distant moat]

You dont know how to use him

[pine igloo]

He scored 3 tho 💔

[glass hawk]

he's ahh

[distant moat]

Fym he cant score to save his life

[ashen fossil]

Is this.. the last el clasico of Lewandowski?

[raw nexus]

EVERYONE LEAVE YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THE EL CLASICOOO

[pine igloo]

Cuzz he didn't score the 4th and I drew the game

[raw nexus]

Yes

[glass hawk]

the free mbappe is better then bro

[indigo crater]

4-1 win barca

[distant moat]

You also play efootball?

[raw nexus]

YES thats what i said

[gloomy spire]

i’m going on the el clasico

[glass hawk]

yes

[loud pike]

rip to Hansi Flick’s father

[vast cloud]

2-1 either barca wins or madrid does

[raw nexus]

Lucky

[mortal flint]

3-0 barca

[distant moat]

You probably have the worst team here

[mortal flint]

maybe 4

[pine igloo]

I'm gonna use my 102 haaland

[gloomy spire]

i gotthe la liga season ticket

[glass hawk]

no gng I have 3140 its not good but it's not the worst

[raw nexus]

How much did it cost?

[indigo crater]

[glass hawk]

what's yours

[indigo crater]

BARCA BARCAAAAAAAAA

[distant moat]

3230

[pine igloo]

3283 or smth

[glass hawk]

show

[glass hawk]

damn vro show

[upper zinc]

RIP to hansis dad

[pine igloo]

Mine is 3709 💔

[distant moat]

Let me log in

[pine igloo]

Not mine prime

[glass hawk]

show veo

[raw nexus]

Rokkie number 8321

[pine igloo]

3164 rn ig

[glass hawk]

why what happened

[vast cloud]

what are these numbers about

[gloomy spire]

pretty sure it’s around like 750€, me and my dad are socios

[glass hawk]

efootball

[raw nexus]

Per match?

[vast cloud]

who plays that mickey mouse ahh game bro

[gloomy spire]

no for the whole season

[vast cloud]

play fc

[pine igloo]

I always had this 3709 is not possible 💔

[raw nexus]

No way is it that cheap?

[earnest latch]

https://tenor.com/view/dab-me-up-generation-dab-hell-yeah-brother-gif-13958265211777298622

[glass hawk]

oh show that then vro i wanna see your team

[pine igloo]

Worst physics btw

[boreal mica]

Hi

[pine igloo]

Wait after this game i matchmade

[glass hawk]

aight

[gloomy spire]

yeah as a socio u get ur perks

[pine igloo]

Or i think I have a picture wait

[raw nexus]

How do you become a socio man😭😭

[steady ivy]

guys I js watched mj movie is majestic 🤩

[raw nexus]

U r a bs e sport player?

[twin cave]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-mj-kingofpop-concert-live-gif-8163075

[vast cloud]

in that case physics dont even exist in efootball

[gloomy spire]

no it’s js a gimmick inside joke

[vast cloud]

roblox has better football games than efootball

[steady ivy]

Did u watch?

[raw nexus]

Oh

[twin cave]

Yes

[steady ivy]

His hair got burned 😭

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/fede-valverde-fede-valverde-federico-federico-valverde-gif-26715474

[twin cave]

Yep because of Pepsi and his father's carelessness

[gloomy spire]

pretty sure u have to live in spain, pay 200€+ a year, give ur id and stuff and then u have to wait like 3 months for approval and yeah

[wise shuttle]

barca 3-1 today

[steady ivy]

My respect for Pepsi 📉

[raw nexus]

Thats not that bad honestly but i dont think i can get it if i am studying in italy right?

[mortal flint]

3-0*

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/pique-manita-gerard-pique-gif-12859532

[gloomy spire]

btw u can become a socio at any age

[distant glacier]

love this isw!

[earnest fable]

Lets win for hansi

[wise shuttle]

i dont see us conceding nill

[raw nexus]

U have to be spanish citizen?

[wise shuttle]

isw?

[celest geyser]

5-1

[distant glacier]

I swear

[halcyon vale]

Let’s win for Yamal

[celest geyser]

5-0

[wise shuttle]

ah

[gloomy spire]

u have to look it up i think u can apply online now or sum

[fossil field]

Predictions

[mortal flint]

no valverde, no arda they only have vini and mbappe and we all know what happens when those 2 play together

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[raw nexus]

Ok thank you for the info

[wise shuttle]

mbappe isnt playing ts the point

[fossil field]

3-2 Basra

[jolly spire]

So we won't see Hansi Flick today?

[distant glacier]

Let's win for the league

[wise shuttle]

no hes playing i think

[raw nexus]

We will

[fossil field]

Barça

[pine prairie]

basra

[raw nexus]

Yes as a striker

[celest geyser]

U know ball

[distant glacier]

Barça

[fossil field]

Sry

[jolly spire]

His father just died

[mortal flint]

oh

[low jolt]

Let’s win for our mothers and flick dad

[open tartan]

ياه

[pine prairie]

is courtoi back

[distant glacier]

balls*

[mortal flint]

then maybe

[warm pebble]

Yes

[raw nexus]

He will tho there are news about it

[warm pebble]

I think so

[wise shuttle]

raphinha double

[low jolt]

No but he got threat with divorce if he moves to saubi

[raw nexus]

He wont get that much playing time

[warm pebble]

Raphinha quadruple

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-vs-bayern-raphinha-hattrick-raphinha-gif-14203151201285806735

[jolly spire]

He won't even start. And it's his first match after the injury btw

[wise shuttle]

he'll do it in minutes if he has to

[wise shuttle]

he is starting

[distant glacier]

Raphinha quadruple

[gloomy spire]

wait i js searched it up u dont have to be from spain anymore

[raw nexus]

I mean he could have done it before the injury but this will be his first match so i doubt it

[pine prairie]

its not his first match its osasuna but he was benched the whole game

[raw nexus]

Thats great then i will try to be a socio

[warm pebble]

Guys arsenal or west ham?

[wise shuttle]

its rma, he performs when its rma

[warm pebble]

Who we supporting

[distant glacier]

@raw nexus quadruple

[raw nexus]

He isnt

[vast spoke]

Elclasico prediction 4-2 i checked by time traveling mark my words take screen shot for proofs

[raw nexus]

As always

[flat plinth]

Hi chat

[raw nexus]

Hi

[low jolt]

Haia Madrid more like luchar Madrid

[pine prairie]

6-2

[flat plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-goodbye-leave-gif-11132833321188948623

[native fulcrum]

Probably porto

[olive nova]

12-0

[warm pebble]

Porto?

[native fulcrum]

Yes

[warm pebble]

Um ok

[raw nexus]

It will be 4-1

[low jolt]

Haia Madrid more like luchar Madrid chat

[wise shuttle]

he is, he was on the bench against osasuna, and he is in good fitness, so flick will start him

[pine prairie]

west ham has two jobs

[raw nexus]

Mark my words
4-1 for barca
Fermin double

[distant glacier]

90-0

[native fulcrum]

Two? 😭

[olive nova]

120-0*

[wise shuttle]

240-0

[olive nova]

1200-0

[pine prairie]

if they win arsenal wont get pts and tottenham will get into relegation zone again

[low jolt]

Are we going to el slapio Madrid or they going to el slapio us

[distant glacier]

Raphinha zillions

[warm pebble]

Win win

[opaque bay]

who is this (olise better

[native fulcrum]

Oh right forget about that but why do we want arsenal to get into the relegation zone

[pine prairie]

they already giving el slapio to each others

[chilly silo]

I think barca will win this with a 2 goal difference, 2-0 or 3-1, maybe 4-2

[quasi egret]

todays the day

the day of reckoning

[vast cloud]

spurs shouldnt relegate cant see my team playing in championship

[quasi egret]

if we beat them today, we win the league right?

[vast cloud]

thank god my goat sonny left spurs

[pine prairie]

yes

[warm pebble]

Yeah

[quasi egret]

good

[gloomy saddle]

Why has hansi flick father passed away

Bro 2026 is that year people Are dying 💔💔😢😢

Yo @low jolt @chilly silo @vast cloud

[chilly silo]

The championships the only league they won't bottle

[violet spruce]

Mbappe not playing wtf?

[quasi egret]

wait what

[pine prairie]

fah

[quasi egret]

mbappe pulled out?

!!!?!?!?!

[vast cloud]

why do u always ping me honey

[fallow root]

Huh?

[pine prairie]

lmao

[warm pebble]

Why'd you ping me tho

[chilly silo]

Cuz it's basic biologic cycle for people to die..

[low jolt]

Attention everyone attention 🚨

[pine prairie]

they dont habe valverd

[low jolt]

Neymar is back in the Brazil squad also

[verbal depot]

yo guys am i cooked i placeed some bets on this game

[mint apex]

W

[quasi egret]

oh hansi's dad died

[fallow root]

Wtf mbappe dont wanna get punched by his own teammates 😭

[quasi egret]

rip

[fallow root]

Ye gotta win todays game and give respect 🙏

[chilly silo]

A dictator never plays only rules

[violet spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-rayleigh-beautiful-crying-gif-12515992275532111078

[vagrant hawk]

Rip hansi flicks dad

[chilly silo]

How old was he

[fallow root]

Best news ive heard in weeks

[pine prairie]

yesss

[vagrant hawk]

Idk

[chilly silo]

Larp

[quasi egret]

ancelotti called him up?

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/hansi-flick-hansiflick-hansi-flick-mad-hansi-flick-angry-hansi-flick-barça-gif-16754289920091099957

[chilly silo]

Idk why they always make this a huge thing my homes call me a monkey frequently and we chill like that

[grand atlas]

rip hansi flick's dad

[fallow root]

Rip fr

[gloomy spire]

bro what

hansi flicks dad died

real madrid did this

[vast cloud]

we all know he wont be playing tho

[vast cloud]

are u black though

[fallow root]

Let him be on the squad

[livid pier]

i js read

[livid pier]

makes sense

unc hansi needs to use this as motivation and win for his papa

[pine prairie]

cause its obvious racism especially when it comes from an opponent

[chilly silo]

Nah

[chilly silo]

Ohh I thot they teamates

[vast cloud]

well be black and let me know if u still fw that

[fiery patrol]

I’m barely awake and i read fabrizios post as “ hansi flick has sadly passed away”😭😭my heart dropped

[wise shuttle]

i can see fermin lopez scoring

[gloomy spire]

such a coincidence bro he dies on the day in el clasico real madrid poisoned him of something

[quasi egret]

tbf, i didnt expect neymar to miss out on this wc

[gloomy spire]

rest in peace

[quasi egret]

if he wasn't called up i would be surprised then

[livid pier]

true man

[quasi egret]

its most def his last though

he's not playing 2030 for sure

[vast cloud]

if someone calls me a rice muncher i'd be pissed off lowk

[livid pier]

asians love rice

[pine prairie]

yeah this wc is his last

[fiery patrol]

Madrid will pay for this, hansi will bring out the real German dark arts

[vast cloud]

no sht honey

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/hansi-flick-flick-diter-flick-bayern-barcelona-gif-10400455698346174194

[low jolt]

And maqwell

[livid pier]

smh

[formal void]

Hansi Flick's father has died, I wish flick is okay and well rn

[livid pier]

jajajaja

[pine prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/bayernmunich-bayernmuenchen-bayernmunchen-fc-bayern-fcb-gif-21254245

[misty brook]

mbappe isnrt playing

[chilly silo]

The fact that teams like Denmark Poland Serbia Georgia and Italy won't be playing wc

[formal void]

even if we win the laliga in the camp nou, a celebration can't happen because it just doesn't feel right

[low jolt]

Chat

[vast cloud]

why would we celebrate

[formal void]

because we won laliga on our ground against real madrid

[fiery patrol]

Having the trophy already at the camp nou just doesn’t feel right,idk about you guys

[chilly silo]

Fr

[pine prairie]

why

[vast cloud]

reaching 100 points feels like a bigger achievement than winning the title

[chilly silo]

We should've won la liga at the North Korea stadium

[livid pier]

so he aint playing?

[fallow root]

He pulled out so he wouldn't ig

[misty brook]

no

[vast cloud]

3 more matches after the el clasico

lets make it to 100 pts cmon

[lone fractal]

Flick’s dad passed away

[pine prairie]

why is the largest stadium stated at north korea lmfao

[keen gorge]

RIP

[lone fractal]

But he is still coaching today

[livid pier]

less goo, now we got js vini to deal with and i hope unc koundiddy does his job

[fallow root]

Isnt today also the match with arsenal and West ham?

[fiery patrol]

100 points will put this Barca team in the history of the greats

[keen gorge]

ye hats off to him , man is dedicated

[pine prairie]

yes

[vast cloud]

lasttime we played

[wise shuttle]

i think flick is starting raphinha, has he said anything?

[vast cloud]

kounde got raw dogged

[fallow root]

Hope West ham steps up they boutta be relegated

[livid pier]

that's what i meant, man

vini is good on his own

[lone fractal]

Yep

[charred sandal]

Barcelona is atleast gonna win by 3 goals minimum

[vast cloud]

plus mbappe isnt playing

[lone fractal]

We should win today for flick’s dad

[livid pier]

ngl, i would rather have aruajo play RB today

[lone fractal]

W

[vast cloud]

keep that confidence in ur pockets

[fiery patrol]

Vini is always a threat whenever Mbappe isn’t playing let’s be honest,

[lone fractal]

Will lamine go to the game today to watch

[pine prairie]

madrid play better without dictator

[fallow root]

Real madrid without mbappe is to be feared

[slim elk]

Wspppp

[charred sandal]

Wym

[candid stream]

i just found out hansi flick's father perished today. RIP 🕊️

[lone fractal]

Wait so who will be their starting striker

[low jolt]

And that Indian player who is still injured

[pine prairie]

crycious Jr

[charred sandal]

Me

[vast cloud]

g garcia

[fallow root]

Rodrygo😭

[wise shuttle]

is raphinha starting?

[lone fractal]

No

[wise shuttle]

has flick said anything bout ts

[candid stream]

he is

[lone fractal]

1st game back from injury no way he’s starting

[fiery patrol]

Butttttt, they don’t have valverde, he’s the one making the runs and making sure to defend and pretty much do everything. So who knows how it’ll turn out without Mbappe and valverde

[candid stream]

he is we need his pressing

[lone fractal]

WHAT?

[lament void]

wsp

[lone fractal]

Wait He IS????

[wise shuttle]

his fitness is good and he was a sub against osasuna, he might

[candid stream]

i think he is because we need rapha pressing

[vast cloud]

rodrygo is indian?

[candid stream]

hansi hasnt said nothing

[lone fractal]

LETS GOOOOOO

[tepid tinsel]

Hello

[vast cloud]

mixed?

[pine prairie]

indian?

[desert ibex]

Today’s my birthday and my only gift is for barcã to win

[lone fractal]

Wsg

[fiery patrol]

Raphinha been back for like 2 weeks

[fallow root]

Rodrygo

[charred sandal]

Happy bday

[lone fractal]

Happy bday bro

[fiery patrol]

Don’t tell us, ur supposed to wish it

[candid stream]

ur birthday is a curse

[pine prairie]

isnt he brazi

[wise shuttle]

raphinha 24/25 🥹 🥹

[pine prairie]

l

[cedar wagon]

tf is pending applications?

[vast cloud]

rodrygo never said he had indian in him

[tepid tinsel]

Why u have THAT diogo pfp dawg, disrespectful imo

[fallow root]

Ye but he is half Bangladesh meme

[lone fractal]

@desert ibex happy bday and hagd

[pine prairie]

i dont see anything wrong with it?

[lone fractal]

Wait rodrygo half Bangladeshi?

[candid stream]

guys we have to create the best atmosphere for elclasico so tha tour players r comfortable

[tepid tinsel]

He's dead

[stiff moss]

No its a joke

[bleak lodge]

Hi

[vast cloud]

how can we do that

[low jolt]

Isn’t Bangladeshi same thing as india

[cedar wagon]

dont understand ts

[pine prairie]

i know?

[candid stream]

idk

[cedar wagon]

are you ok in the head>?

[bleak lodge]

Impossible

[candid stream]

so people can't remember him ok

[lament void]

fr

[lone fractal]

2 different countries but same like dna I guess. We use to be the same country before 1947, Bangladesh became Pakistan, and then we separated from Pakistan and became what we are today (Bangladesh). (I’m half Bangladeshi btw)

[pine prairie]

ong😭😭

[low jolt]

I watch to much instagram

[merry elbow]

im gay leave me alone female

[zenith aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[mortal flint]

omg pele is dead it's disrespectful if i mention him

like what is this stupid logic

[pine prairie]

da phuc

[cedar wagon]

same dna? is diabolical

[candid stream]

dont ask me as the guy who made it

[umbral schooner]

hiiii

[keen grove]

GM GUYS

[lone fractal]

Like we have like same ansestry and stuff

[pine prairie]

many people put dead players as their profiles to remember them idk what went into the brain of that guy

[merry elbow]

its not morning rn

[fallow root]

Gm gng

[wicked apex]

RIP Flick father 🕊️💔

[lone fractal]

Yep

[wicked apex]

We need to win for him

[lone fractal]

For me it is

[fallow root]

Ofc

[whole smelt]

Yh we should

[lone fractal]

Guys is lamine gonna come to the game today to watch

[merry elbow]

how it’s clearly 4:40 pm rn

[cedar wagon]

yea you can say that no two biological beings can exist to have same dna's

[merry elbow]

yh

[lone fractal]

Ya, for you. We live in different places

[merry elbow]

doesn’t matter

[pine igloo]

Wow wow wow he does it again

[merry elbow]

its 4:40 pm

[pine prairie]

2:40

[lone fractal]

For me it’s 9:41AM

[whole smelt]

We will missed lamine today 💔

[lone fractal]

Yep 💔

[halcyon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-sad-lamine-yamal-sad-inter-milan-lamine-yamal-sad-gif-10285581342159205938

[merry elbow]

it says 4:41 pm for me

[charred sandal]

Timezones bro

[merry elbow]

ur clock is fuxkked up

[fallow root]

Roony will take care of rw

[desert ibex]

U live in Saudi Arabia dont u

[merry elbow]

whats that whats a time zone

[pine prairie]

jamine jamal

[lone fractal]

L haircut, his hair now wayyyy better

[merry elbow]

idk

[charred sandal]

Ragebait

[candid stream]

timezones bro

[gloomy saddle]

Arsenal will lost today

[lone fractal]

Ur pfp is tuff

[merry elbow]

js saying stuff omd its not a real thing

[charred sandal]

Urs too

[pale hill]

yoo

[fallow root]

West ham gotta do it or they ahh be relegated

[candid stream]

tard

[pale hill]

rma gnna get smoked

[merry elbow]

? whats that

[whole smelt]

Hope arsenal win against psg in 30may

[alpine nexus]

Guys, hansi flick’s dad passing will be an extra motivation for the players. Let’s not worry.

[halcyon vale]

Ig bro

[vast cloud]

oh

[pale hill]

idkm

[pale hill]

yes

[halcyon vale]

It’s something personal between Hansi and his family I don’t see why it would affect the whole team.

[candid stream]

WE HAVE TO PRAY ARSENAL WINS UCL SO THAT YAMAL CAN GET BALLON DOR

[merry elbow]

gng u hear them thry inventing smth called time zones

[fallow root]

Anything but that

[merry elbow]

they d so dense

[gloomy saddle]

Is that chair 🪑 vs Valverde and Tchouameni and Rüdiger 💀💀😭
Live on UFC
Yo @fallow root @merry elbow

[pale hill]

arsenals gnna bottle it

[merry elbow]

tf is u gng

[pale hill]

yes

[smoky pond]

RIP hansi flick dad

[fallow root]

Idc if yamal doesnt get ballondor. Arsenal can't win. It will mess up the game

[bleak lodge]

Bro arsenal wont lose

[merry elbow]

ballon doe in thr big 26

[alpine nexus]

It’s cause the fans believe that it is an emotional distraction, or coaches can be emotionally drained that could affect the players

[smoky pond]

dont just @ b like that, hes not your friend

[fallow root]

Valverde was seen in wheelchair btw

[pine prairie]

psg save football

[gloomy saddle]

It’s just life bro either you are winner or a lost that what happened to people are died 😢💔

[lone fractal]

Bro if psg wins do u think dembele will get it again? Not a chance. World Cup has more of a saying and if Spain wins lamine ballandor 100%

[warm bone]

get my boy enrique another CL pls

[distant moat]

Bro if psg wins do u think dembele will get it again? Not a chance. World Cup has more of a saying and if Spain wins lamine ballandor 100%

[fallow root]

Deserves tbh

[warm bone]

Bro if psg wins do u think dembele will get it again? Not a chance. World Cup has more of a saying and if Spain wins lamine ballandor 100%

[pale hill]

ook pag