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“I’m crine” is internet slang derived from “I’m crying.”
But it usually does not mean actual sadness.
It’s used to express:
uncontrollable laughter,
secondhand embarrassment,
absurd disbelief,
emotional overload from something funny.
The spelling matters.
“Crine” looks distorted and unserious — like someone is laughing too hard to type properly. That misspelling became part of the joke itself.
Tone difference
“I’m crying”
Normal reaction.
“I’m CRYING”
More dramatic internet emphasis.
“I’m crine”
Brain melted. Language collapsing. You’ve transcended proper spelling because the situation is too ridiculous.
Thx np
Jude beats Mbappe
Tchoumeni clears fede
Rudi clears Carreras.
Than Jude and rudi 2v1 tchoumeni😂
🔒 Saka is GOAT
-# Everyone must accept that SAKA is the greatest player oat…
the good old days
@native egret what the hell
“I’m crine” is internet slang derived from “I’m crying.”
But it usually does not mean actual sadness.
It’s used to express:
uncontrollable laughter,
secondhand embarrassment,
absurd disbelief,
emotional overload from something funny.
The spelling matters.
“Crine” looks distorted and unserious — like someone is laughing too hard to type properly. That misspelling became part of the joke itself.
Tone difference
“I’m crying”
Normal reaction.
“I’m CRYING”
More dramatic internet emphasis.
“I’m crine”
Brain melted. Language collapsing. You’ve transcended proper spelling because the situation is too ridiculous.
Yeah i think it’s good that it’s slow paced but a lot of people will get bored watching the first two seasons
jude did what
arbeloa gonna say it’s all his fault
Ion believe u
Nah
MESSI 25 GAMES LESS THAN CR7 906 GOALS
CR7 GOALS 974 IG
Mute him mods
Who remember the Messi robot promotion on Brazil?
beat mbappe's
they’re basically fighting 😭
Meeeee
Banger.
yea man it was crazy!
they might corm with expectations fir more constant action right off the bat
man how low can they go down to
🚨BREAKING — Tension inside Valdebebas after Castilla midfielder Álvaro Ramírez allegedly called out several first-team players during training today. 😳
According to reports, Álvaro looked at one defender after a misplaced pass and said:
“Wallahi you’re just a TEMU Sergio Ramos.” 💀
The room reportedly went silent immediately.
One Madrid player allegedly replied:
“Who even invited bro from Castilla?”
Sources say multiple senior players stood up while Rüdiger was heard shouting:
“Nahhh say the name properly.” 😭
Training was reportedly paused for several minutes.
— Fabrizio Romani
— MadridXtra
— José Luis Fabricación
— El Chiringuito TV
@moderator mute him
Real child hood broo
YOO ANYONE SAW THE GRAVEYARD LEGENDS AD????
ITS CRAZY
Everyone trynna be like prime and kayradona💔
🚨BREAKING — Tension inside Valdebebas after Castilla midfielder Álvaro Ramírez allegedly called out several first-team players during training today. 😳
According to reports, Álvaro looked at one defender after a misplaced pass and said:
“Wallahi you’re just a TEMU Sergio Ramos.” 💀
The room reportedly went silent immediately.
One Madrid player allegedly replied:
“Who even invited bro from Castilla?”
Sources say multiple senior players stood up while Rüdiger was heard shouting:
“Nahhh say the name properly.” 😭
Training was reportedly paused for several minutes.
— Fabrizio Romani
— MadridXtra
— José Luis Fabricación
— El Chiringuito TV
“Saka is finished bro” is a classic piece of football "Twitter" (X) hyperbole used to describe a player having a single bad moment.
It is rarely a career analysis; it’s an instant, reactionary strike. It’s used when a high-profile player—in this case, Bukayo Saka—misses a sitter, loses a dribble, or simply doesn't score for two games in a row.
It’s used to express:
- Instant agenda-pushing during a live match,
- Sarcastic trolling from rival fans,
- Performative heartbreak when your FPL captain blanks,
- The "End of an Era" delusion (even if he’s only 24).
The "Finished" Logic
In the world of football fans, there is no middle ground. You are either the "GOAT" or you are "Finished." Calling a world-class talent "finished" is a way of saying the hype has died down. Adding "bro" at the end makes it sound like a weary, objective truth being told by a friend, even if the take is absolutely unhinged.
Tone Difference
“Saka played poorly today”
A logical, tactical observation. You probably actually watch the full 90 minutes.
“Saka is mid”
A low-level provocation. It suggests he’s just average, which is almost more offensive than being "finished."
“Saka is finished bro”
The ultimate bait. It’s loud, it’s definitive, and it’s designed to make Arsenal fans type a 10-paragraph defense of his "Expected Assists" (xA) stats. It signals that you’ve officially checked out of the hype train.
It's not working
Faah
u know the nike ad and the cartoon!!
It's not working
why watch ufc when u can js look in madrid's dressing room
@mod mute him
we need DM
nyxyy hg wth wt actual hell??
Wrong one bro
he really tripped over a flat surface… son Im crine.
EXCUSE YOU
valverde running to bring his wife
I don't think the El Clasico will end well
Hello
Joining whatever shi they do
saka is finito
Blud thinks he’s central cee
BREAKING: Chaos in the dressing room as accidental collision between Federico Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni reportedly causes 7 seconds of complete silence at training.
According to extremely unreliable “sources,” the two Real Madrid CF midfielders allegedly turned at the same time while arguing over tactics, resulting in what witnesses described as:
“A perfectly timed cinematic accident.”
Players reportedly froze while one staff member dropped a water bottle in shock.
An edited replay with dramatic violin music is already circulating online, while fans are debating whether it had:
“strong romcom energy”
“anime rival tension”
or “peak La Liga scripting.”
El clásico was over 8 hours ago bro.
I excused my self dw
I bet it will 2-0
BRO
You should RN AGAIN
Barca will win, but there might be a lot of fights
barca players will be fine madrid players gonna js fight each other
Please stop talking this instant
what the people at the hermuz trait feeling rn
Could be
yup there will be a lot of fights
rudiger vs gavi
Look at this bum below 👇🏻
I did again
perfect lmao
I wanna know abt you
Great
WHY DID U TEXT
it shows above for me
I believe u the only one that believe tha
Hi
Why’s tht??
@safe basin
ITS THE JOKE I WILL DELETE
Look at these bums above and under my message☝️ 👇
Idk curiosity your pfp made it
Hola como estas
Didn’t like the Ronaldo character.
Si si
Rn.
@safe basin
Its js me n my bag for now🥰
@safe basin
wsp bro..
@safe basin
Hm
Look at this bum below 👇🏻
Deleted calma
Lord..
can i get to lvl 30 already
Wap
i got exams next week but idc..
Hiii
PERFECT
same
i r d c
Good
Eager to be lifeless
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING — Heated altercation between Valverde and Tchouaméni during Real Madrid training TODAY. 😳
According to sources at Valdebebas, tensions exploded after a rough challenge in a small-sided game led to a full shouting match between Fede Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni.
Witnesses claim Tchouaméni laughed after the tackle and said:
“calm down bro, you run like a TEMU Kanté.”
Valverde reportedly did NOT take the joke well.
Sources say he immediately squared up and replied:
“And you defend like a trial version of Casemiro.” 😭
Multiple players allegedly stepped in as the two continued arguing face-to-face while the entire training ground went silent.
Hola como estas para watashiwa hungry nega daro
gcse?
Look at these bums above and under my message☝️ 👇
world cup call ups are ina month right?
me too
Look at these bums above and under my message☝️ 👇
they do them a week before the first game
vin
😭yuno ball, i know that guy
oh
Say wallabies bro
Look at these bums above and under my message☝️ 👇
Look at these bums above and under my message☝️ 👇
I meant wallahi
hi
They main character him
Sup
Didn’t like tha
Watsshi wa nega daro
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni and Fede Valverde will NOT PLAY in El Clásico. @diarioas
Faah
say wallahi bro say wallahi
yay
wallabies
Put that on allah
thiago pitarch and arbeloa playing in midfield inshallah
MATCH WITHOUT GKK
😭😭😭🥀
What is that language perdon que
Como bomboclat pati
live footage
Avg day at Liverpool
**ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah **
Auto
hablo no ingles
I heard that’s lifestyle in the Uk
He js dont wanna be apart of the loss
HOW WOULD U GO INSANE
ANYONE WATCHED GRAVEYARD LEGENDS AD???
FAAAAH!🦅
i am NOT its you
?
This is bombaclat pati language watashiwa senpai dakara doshinji taru janai
live footage of shias vs sunnis in a random city in lebanon
ah yes yes I speak Lamine Yamal language
😭😭😭😭
Why would it autocorrect to babies?🤨
fighting about ali’s presence
Check search addidas on yt
Faah
you don't?
Describe it bro, I don’t remember the titles
Hate shias
Yeah
Bro it came today
No hable espanol un dia partit
☠️
K
From Lamine history?
It has messi zizu beckham del peiro lamine belli
I larp
Vs Español?
W
🚨🚨🚨 Urgent — Edu Aguirre (CHTV):
The players found Valverde in the dressing room lying on the floor, bleeding and unconscious!!!!!!!
guys i tried making eggs but bottle slipped and alot of salt in my eggs i cooked but it nasty
yes
Watashi wa nega daro como bomboclat pati umao jereu, HM, di oui do como Bismillah, HHMM, boshii~
that’s insane
Whas this
Mi bombo I love pati watashwia senpai dakara doshinjti taru janai !
That was cool tbh
do i finsih?
fixdream channn
the most used word in the real madrid dressing room is the wrestlemania
Who even wanna know abt real Madrid dressing room
Que me importa
already had a match of their own earlier
AIII~
I do
ANY GIRLS LOOKING FOR FREE ARMANI AND MONICA BELLUCCI CODES TEXT @glass hawk @distant moat
brighton> barca but u dont got get rdy the wrld has to get rdy
Endrick and Nico Paz coming back and seeing 15 WWE titles instead of 15 UCLs:
too nonchalant to continue
this is lowkey crazy I have never felt this bad for Madrid ever, they’re in shambles and I kinda like it😭
@Pigeons <3: A hantavirus vaccine is very much possible. Hantavirus doesn’t spread nearly as fast as other diseases, and it doesn’t mutate as fast either. COVID’s mutative tendencies and quickness to spread is what made it so hard to make a vaccine for. Hantavirus is practically impossible to spread outside of very close, prolonged contact as well. A meager handful of people die from hantavirus each year in some countries, but it’s many times over the number of those that have the virus on the boat. Hantavirus is old news, and the ship docking virtually has little to no effect on the likelihood of hantavirus spreading.
Na ni gas schi
Lost in words.
Crazy
Dareda bomba clat pati janai oppai bankai senpai jinshi tarujanaika
bro.
🚨🚨🚨 Urgent!!!!!!
A violent altercation broke out during Barcelona's training session today between Rafinha and Fermín López, requiring intervention from those present to prevent the situation from escalating!
The reason for the dispute is who will score the fourth goal in El Clásico!!
choco minto
🚨🚨🚨 Urgent!!!!!!
A violent altercation broke out during Barcelona's training session today between Rafinha and Fermín López, requiring intervention from those present to prevent the situation from escalating!
The reason for the dispute is who will score the fourth goal in El Clásico!!
😭🥀✌️
lmao
The ship was allowed into Canary Islands with people getting out, it’s over
Go to bed
‘Rafinha’ 💔💔😭🙏
nice selfie
what's the word between janai and bankai vro
i’m very entertained rn
thats you?
twitter 🥀
Lifestyle 🍿
Face rev
No thanks i would rather pull an allnighter 🥰u go to bed
best meme in 2029
I wonder what could it be 💔
gg guys good night all
that's what the doctor said to fede
yk ball
Yh i saved ur face rev n sent it
@mods
lets fight rq
fight please!
I felt tuff
U always wanna fight me,its okay ik u wanna get touched
positivity where
I js quoted the hungry pati daro kun bro 💔
@𝙏𝙚𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙘.𝙖𝙢𝙥: 1.You watch
2.You smiled
3.You go to comments
4.You saw my comment
5.you like
nyxyy my hg good night
the hb gonna bounce
get some popcorn
goodd night sis
LMAO
Rm is rage
Fcb is love peace except they r g#y
WAIT
not a good time
If Paris Saint-Germain wins the Champions League final, Nasser Al-Khelaifi will make beIN subscription free for a full year
PLEASE WIN THE CL PSG
Bye man
PLEASE WIN PSG PLEASE
@𝙏𝙚𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙘.𝙖𝙢𝙥: 1.You watch
2.You smiled
3.You go to comments
4.You saw my comment
5.you like
would've been the end for me if i said this
why i just found out that fede and his wife are racist
arsenal winning
Source?
what did they do
But Dro will have a ucl before Lamine NONONONO
What's tht
Hey so im js wondering why do u keep switching between hg,queen,sis,twin all am i all in one?😭
none*
around Federico Valverde and his wife Mina Bonino, but calling them definitively “racist” is stronger than what’s publicly proven.
The main reason people say this about Valverde is an incident from the 2017 U-20 World Cup where he did a “slant-eyes” gesture during a celebration. That got backlash because many viewed it as racist toward Asians. Valverde denied racist intent and apologized afterward, including posting an apology in Korean. �
B4 Mbappe*
As for Mina Bonino, she’s mostly been controversial online for aggressive social media posts and football drama rather than any widely confirmed racist incident from what’s publicly documented in major coverage. I couldn’t find a solid source showing a clear racist scandal involving her specifically.
A lot of football discourse online also exaggerates labels fast:
controversial moment → “problematic” → “racist forever”
especially in rival fanbases and meme culture.
Doesn’t matter, would you rather take on Valverde, touachameni or mbaba in a fight
how dro feels after winning a ucl on the bench while yamal has been trying for 3 years
yepp all in one like eric garcia
BEFORE PEDRI OH MY GOD BRO NONONONONO
not tchouameni after what happened to Valverde
Little comedic genius
I'd rather have Zlatan on my side in a fight
thanks uwu
EWW
Barca fans will win if psg wins the UCL less goo
ALLEZ TCHOUMENI
B4 the whole
Arsenal
Sporting
Bødo
B4l
Barca
The guy had no mercy on Valverde😭😬
Ew
I will give u freedom of speech,for today.
uruguay lineage
Anyone looking for Sephora codes dm lol
Mastantuono watching Tchouameni beat up one South American knowing that Argentinians and French have a beef
cant talk here email me
Ellite ball knowledge
Tbh we got a golden chance to batter Madrid
U pulling an all nighter this night?
go to bed
Can't email fax me 📠
Yeah, its past my bed time
Cant talk here,book me a flight
Good night bro
Yooo chat gn
can't do that send me a pigeon
VISCA BARCA GN
Actually do you think sorloth or tchouameni would win, would be a good battle considering sorloth literally looks like Ivan Drago from Rocky
Do yall remember the guy who was pretending to be from 2027 😂😂😂😂
Maybe maybe
twinkle twinkle little star
go to bed
Chat what do we think
Kylian Mbappe when he scores in the el Classico to dedicate to Valverde and Tchouameni:
sorloth is crushing tchouameni vro
Ahh hell. Yaa
YOU. go to bed.
cant fax write me a letter📜
I can't even sleep 😭😭
He probably was scared for his life
Dictator per favor 👋
yeah I’d put my money on him too
Can't letter air signal me
Atp make it server sticker
how bout courtois vs sorloth
Fr
Send me a pigeon to letter you
Enjoy your sleep, go to bed!
Leave the sleep before the sleep leaves u.
Im here
Happy ending : they do old men yaoi
@twin cave
wot
I think sorloth still might have a edge
lmao
u must be crazy
Lmaoo
sorry I panicked
gotta find a letter first
😭😭
I miss Spirit
Rmbr wht happened yesterday?
how bout Haaland vs sorloth then
I got uni at 5 hours
🦭
🎀🎀
Yaoi: ya oi
Ya: oi oi
Oi: why u calling me son
U: i didn't call u cuh
Cuh: what?
Tchoumeni: beats the living shi out of Valverde
Whos face rev?
Yo: gurt
Yea you guys won congrats
Perfect timing
yes lol
SON : Im crine
Yo : Gurt
Gurt : sybau
🦭
i think thats going to happen to tchouameni vs valverde
Gn
clearly there's some bias cuz i would've gotten exiled
I would hate to shorten my sleeping time
Actually who would you think from Barca dressing room can atleast compete with touchameni
I think Fede loves his wife so Ts ain’t happening 💔
What no sleep makes a person go through
araujo or gavi maybe
Gosh u ruined it🙄🥀
I slept whole day tho
Sybau: au
Wolf:au
A: u
U: i would rather slit my throat than become an arsenal fan
I slept whole day tho
Araujo's gotta beat the f out of Tchouameni ngl
Sybau: au
Wolf:au
A: u
U: i would rather slit my throat than become an arsenal fan
For sending bows?its okay im loved n ur not🗣️
Araujo vs Sorloth?
I know it alr, Barca fans will obv support PSG because of Enrique, Dembele and Kvara
Sybau: au
Wolf:au
A: u
U: i would rather slit my throat than become an arsenal fan
Not to mention that Araujo and Valverde are both Uruguayans
WYM ME
Wtf
What vincent van Gogh thought his art looked like
one of these days you'll feel the same thing i felt
Hansi flick is not happy
Enqrique come back to us pls
um sorry ig 
Hello
peak
Fake fan want Flick to leave?
Arsenal : what I didn’t do anything
What : huh
huh : ??
Didnt : ..
Do : anything
kayradona : I love Arsenal
this is a disrespect to our community
For getting muted once btw!I will get u unmuted dw,say wtv u want
that's the problem arsenal you don't do anything
Hi guys Benfica fan here
Both Bayern and Barça😭
sup
It aint that deep✌️
Yes
Flick will get sacked if he doesn’t win us the ucl im pretty sure😭
Atp this server has 20% Barcelona fans and 80% other fans
@split rivet stop sending too many emojis 😡
@distant moat , stop sending too many emojis 😡
I love Barcelona , I love the fans aswell
Im a barca fan aswell
Great minds think alike
He will win if the team is good, never..sack him
Why kvara, more like vitinha and Joao neves
thank
Monalisa could never
California
@pine igloo stop gooning 😡
bro thinks i was born yesterday
Barca fans love Kvara bruh
Why???
Weren't u?
Why was I born on south asia out of all continent in the world
maybe
No i swr ,u got trust issues or sum?
more like ptsd
Idk really but they love him more than the other psg players
19yo talm abt “maybe”
Why cant we see vini fighting too bro fight brahim or some sh bro
No one takes him seriously
Vini vs Mbappe, who will win in a fight?
Rma have no valverde, mbappe, or adra guler, there best players in the ucl campaign. If we lose that's embarrassing
Les vc later
Dying ant will obviously win
Les vc later
Mbappe,vini going to dive with 1 Hit
Mods,finish him
Reze 🥲
Alright
Ok valkw
Goodboy
Yoo came back
Vinicius is raphinia from temu
Hmm nice first thing I see when I join chat
Bro tf
Nih
How does a person sleep
Bro u txted me on insta while i was screensharing a movie w my friend 😭😭twice…i almost got an threw away my phone
Subu never sleeps
Flick?!?!
the real madrid situation is bad
Everyone remember me and make me the celebrity of dis server
Who wants free Sephora codes add me on insta lol
Nothing ❤️🩹
really bad
What happened to this chat
Plsss
???i sleep atleast for 10hours btw
my wife btw
I couldn’t tell you
for what reason
Women only 💔
That's crazy trying to Rizz you
No she's mine
Rookie numbers
Can you come to me I can't sleep without you .dream.
Level 20 role. Most useless role oat???
hai
😳
not much left to finish
the amount of uncs in here is crazy
Gooner
Fr
Can't sleep i got classes after 5 hours
back off buddy
...?
Lmaoo acc?😭
skill issue
?
Fish and chips are nice though
Did u js ask me tht..
You’re pulling off a me then
I genuinely might get banned if i get pic perms
no you can't get them
Who's the biggest gif merchant chat
Who is the biggest gif merchant chat
I feel bad for valverde, hes acc my fav madrid player
@split rivet
😭😭 lowkey am thinking rn about studying fintech at Germany....
Mine too
i wanna see the barcelona’s players gc, i’d sell my kidney and see what’s being said 😭😭
No, he focking exclaimed that
Why is subu here
lamine and gavi spamming memes
If vithinha was teammate with olise how many assists?
Asking myself the same question
Shut up bro u dont get the context
The fraud list is expanding
True
"Did u just ask that"
We all are humans
Look at ts bum below👇
@surreal obsidian
That group chat would probably be generational entertainment.
Imagine opening the FC Barcelona players’ GC after a chaotic match and seeing:
400 unread messages,
random memes,
tactical analysis mixed with absolute nonsense,
someone sending blurry dressing-room selfies,
and one player typing “😭😭😭” after every missed chance.
You just know there’d be:
one player instigating everything,
one lurking silently for months,
one posting motivational speeches nobody reacts to,
and veterans replying with a single emoji like disappointed fathers.
After a Clasico loss the atmosphere would probably swing between:
tactical crisis summit,
civil war,
and meme compilation.
And if leaks ever happened, football Twitter would treat it like the Pentagon Papers of football.
If vitinha and olise assiter, how many goals for Ferran?
Hm
@keen grove
20 in a month
I felt ur bad aura n almost left the chat,i gtg now
"Crazy fight, thoughts about Fede? @araujo" maybe
✌️ have to get out of this shi hole called south asia
HAIIIII
Nah 5
bye
Look at ts bum above☝️
BROO
Nyx not mentioned? It’s AHH.
HI KIARA
Lmaoo
CELESSS
BROO 😭
Bro u dont get it shush
Say sorry
cursed football GC argument 😭
“Crazy fight, thoughts about Fede? @Araujo”
The funniest part is the tagging.
Not:
“What happened?”
Not:
“Hope everyone’s okay.”
Straight to:
“@Araujo explain yourself to the class.”
It has that energy of someone knowingly throwing a grenade into the chat and then watching chaos unfold.
You can already imagine:
14 people suddenly online,
typing indicators appearing and disappearing,
one player sending skull emojis,
someone replying “bro 😭”
and one teammate desperately trying to change the subject.
Then Ronald Araújo either:
responds with a diplomatic PR answer, or
sends a single laughing emoji and makes the situation 10x worse.
Meanwhile Federico Valverde is probably being discussed like he just survived a heavyweight title bout instead of a football altercation.
LOOK WHAT I GOT YESTERDAY @keen grove
Look at this bum above☝️
LOLL
Look at this bum above☝️
Ok aunt
YOURE DONE
sry (half sorry)
Hmm
Fr, I dont get them✌️
benny the butcher is such a good artist
Shut up🤓
u literally a pink role.
Wtf
Great analysis from Jamie Carragher or something..😭😭
You are lower bro 💔
Should we sign arajuo?
Definitely
I think so he’d fit perfectly
Can you stop existing
@keen grove
Look at this bum above☝️
Yrah
Look at this bum above☝️
what yall think ab the game i forgot to text last night
THEY KEEP DELETING MY MSGS
Holà cule
WHTD I DO
Tf is this autobot
Me too💔
Look at this bum above☝️
Why?
stop yapping
Look at this bum above☝️
Look at this bum above☝️
You’re next on the ban list
Nice beef
Double
Look at this bum called prime ☝️
Gd femboy
THATS SO COOL
Why
French guys ???
No
HRUUU
haha loser
am good!! Wbu?
I hate you
spread positivity
I want dis
Tireddd💔💔
Look at this bum called prime ☝️
😊❤️
Hey guys please don't spam words or phrases! Let's keep the chat on-topic. Thank you!
Idk
Freaky de Jong
Where do you come bro ?
No
Ouhh why?
Bro is in prime
Ts for me I'm sorry 💔✌🏻
School
Ts for me I'm sorry 💔✌🏻
@surreal obsidian guess what brw
Look at this bum above☝️
2nd nightrill msg btw
Yeah true shut up
me too
Must be tough, I get itt😭😭
Subu is in 4th grade btw
No
what
:haha: :haha:
Who would you pass to beat pressure?
Ferran Torres: "If it is in our own half, Pedri. If it is in the opponent’s half, Lamine."
He’s getting his confidence
vro
😭😭😭
I scored better than 81% of students worldwide before in Florida (MATH)
May 6 2025
Yh ur my classmate,lets go to skl tgr
u exist u guys do ur job WOAH THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN TS
Am getting motivated ffs 😭😭
w
Father! A HUMAN
Im better than you in math in every universe
VALVERDE WILL MISS EL CLASSICO
FAAH AUTO
THANK YOU TCHOUAMENI
Nah
OUR GOAT
Why Madrid lowk making this easier for us😭
we will lose btw
im lwk the best gk out of every member here
I don't go to ur school tho and im at 9th
Watch Madrid give us belt to ahh
my tutor asked me again if i wanted to be in the same group as eric @keen grove
in our horror era we beat madrid 4-0
there's joan garcia here
Come 1v1 at Florida
There used to be active mods on this server tho....
What about onana
FAAH!Atleast I don't name myself as "dona"
i NEED at least 4 goals past them sunday
goatony
im the 2nd best then
Maybe next year
No ur not?u got downgraded to 4th
there's ter stegen here
ofc i had to say yes 😊❤️❤️
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE BRO
Ur adding faah before every sentence buddy do I have to say anything
U still love him do you
Antony >>> saka
im the 2nd best then
lmaoo
Ayyooo rizzing heere
Back urself over current ter stegen bro
true
FAAH
Im not a rizz master im heartbroken
who tf is ts 😭
Fahh
same twin💔
Nice one
My ex checked up on me last night @surreal obsidian
did she say smth to u
Marc Andre Ter Stegen
Dictator raphinha

She wanted to check up on me
i farted when u said ts
@tacit lake Imy
Ayyoooo
ok
Pls poop in advance
My ex might be cheating on me rn with her current bf
she doesn't tho
how old is she?
Madrid is collapsing
Put some respect on my goat ter Stegen 😭
Yo yo yo yo yo
Ayyyo wtf so much rizzing
fr
Is tht why she dmed me?🤨
unc stegen
😭😭 always serious smh
That's how ldr works
She went to foreign and broke up lmaooo
15
no wonder they delete ur messages or mute u
Why so serious
Always hating smh
The goat is backkkk
agreed
need to comeback
DMs
eww too old tbh
Maybe rn yea but all time he’s a goat

Yeah this is why i keep things to myself
Don't wish ts 🤣🤣
Hi lol
sorry I will do it again
Nah ts is funny
LOL my msg got deleted?!
Who will win the clasico
vitamin
Nah sussy baka
my aura deleted it
They don't want u to have one 😭✌🏻💔
madrid 11 w/o tchoua and valverde?
She has a new bf i found out through mutual friends
Unc asking age
IM CURSED
Nice fact
Like Barcelona with red cards but idk
I thought u were kiara
I’ll be there live to watch round 2
guess the clasico goals
One more level n i get gif perms
They are teammates why fight
fits the situation
son
Valverde: 🤡
where u getting ts
I'm cursed like Barcelona with red cards but I get red flags instead

I don’t think yall can comprehend how much does it cost to complete that album.
Omg us
6-2
😭 \
So many Arabic people
Yup that's why i need to escape from my country
Perm shaming
???
fr
Which one
To how barca or real Madrid
True
Am at nepal rn
Yap
Before that?
Barca obviously
Oh yeah 🖐️🖐️
repeat this week
Bro's listening to lean on peakkkkk
I mean I was born at nepal....
Perfect 👍
Nice
Ig so
Spam W on the chat
I bet raphinha will do a hattrick in the second half
Yk what new best friend 😮💨 right here
Let him comeback
im so cooked with physics why am i learning new things rn bro the EXAM IS TMMRW
Bye.
Nian
He will Cook
Bye.
Nice
Yes😭
Fr fr he will
Spamming bye now 😭😭
neon
no one cares bruuuuh
Keep yourself safe.
Fr everytime see this feel like he parking 😂
What
Keep yourself safe.
Ik Arabic (mewing)
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LEWANDOWSKIIIIIIIIIII
We all hope this
You gonna come to nepal to beat me ?
13 mins in and a red bro this is the semi finals, not primeira😭
Official statement from Real Madrid:
Real Madrid announced that following the events that took place this morning
The club has decided to open disciplinary proceedings against its players Fede Valverde and Aurelien Tchouaméni
The club confirmed that it will announce the final decisions regarding both cases in due course.
After completing all the necessary internal procedures
Your pfp💀
Its not arabic so u lowk js lost aura
Bro i genuinely meant keep yourself safe 💔
Who wanna know
Goated
I’m saying if you like Lean on you’re automatically my friend
Hi lol
What?urdu?
Bye lol
Ohhwww yayayay frrnds
Ohhhh 😭 mb
Keep yourself safe too..
lol bye
Nope
Hru lol
Your opinions
Espn commentators actively said they wanted to punch arteta in the face wtf
Then what
It’s kurdish
I'm fine wby lol
Mf 1 weirdo dmed me yesterday I had my childhood pic as pfp
Hy
From where
Kurdistan
(Crashing out)
Continent?
in iraq
Stop sending too many emojis! Jxq
Asia
asia
okayy >_<
Pulling the huzz I see
W
No Kurdistan
W
mostly iraq
W for u
L
Study bro
WE MUST COMPREHEND
i am
Tell a kurdish person their from iraq they’ll smack u😭
Why? Would?
in a session
what
L 4 you
did many times they were chill fr
If it was a girl I would've loved ir
It was a guy 🥲
Huh😭
I was about to larp but habiba scared me.
thanks
lmao
All 4 coaches of the finalists in the UEFA Champions League are currently or previously linked with Barça.
Auto I said wbu
larp
Larp.
EWWWW HABIBA
bruh
Nah they fr aren’t
The Habiba effect.
W
idk lol
If Valverde is serverly injured and decides to press charges tchouameni could get arrested and go to prison for up to 3 years
shut the hell up im angry
Oh ok.
W
Still dont understand
Mking effect😭
Spanish coaches are just the best, it's their era now :o
Used to be an Italian dominance in best manager rankings, now it's all Spaniards. Big
You wanna go get tacos to calm your anger
the habiba effect makes me take 3 poops everyday
What about u
Habiba 🐐.(I'm scared.).
EWWW HABIBA
Ik what its short for i js dont know what ur asking abt
Oooo roasted
Death.taxes.and.habiba.
😭😭😭
I always cook habiba
Cubarsi red
wassup
Deep down nour likes this .
W copy
You said me W for you but what about u
bro tryna hit
oh wow
oh wow
nothin much uuu
u funny.
no
hellooi
Yap
bad
Nour likes femboys agree button >>
I'll join Hru
Hruuu girll
yes u are
proof?
Yk when people say this I genuinely don’t know how to respond to them😭
Suspend tochami
goood wbuuu
U like femboys agree button.
sense
gooooodwbuuu
ik 😭
Who even wanna know about ts
proof
Hi lol
Im doing okayy
Hoi fellas
Bye lol
why okay what happened
Hoi
Lol bye
Am back from 48h tout
theyre making it easier for us
Ooò roasted
i had a 24 hr my friend got a 6 day one
We’re getting folded watch
djj khaledd
Its js finals have me stressed other than that im doing good🥹
Nice like I didn't even know (JS)
Im playing in the Tunisian Champions league.
I got 48h for bullying dude who rb me first
Ucl?
how old r u? which grade
lol
totally understand
Noo school
Should I go back to my talking stagw and say "Sorry I lost my charger for 7 months now I got it back"
Old uncle asking personal info
Sounds like a plan tbh
Woah a bit personal dont u think?
in our worst era ever we still managed to own madrid😭
shhhh that's a secret budy
make it 210 days to make it believable
I guess Roblox uncle's are here too
I knew u would 🥹
yo guys this is a hot take but even tho dembele betrayed us he’s still one of my fav players
Nayan
Ooh I feel dumb now
just tell me don't worry
Right
i dont know if z could take it boy u wanna see me nkd nkd nkd his songs r so good
Yea lmaoo
That's crazy
Nahh its okay😭
True
fr