💬︱chat

[vast cloud]

alr then dont its not that deep lol get over it

[stuck sigil]

Hellloooooooooooooooooooo

[marsh thorn]

yamal js needa cook and win world cup

[civic ledge]

No doué and kvara

[last basin]

The Bayern fans 😑

[vast cloud]

give it to demebele he gon get the ucl

[remote atlas]

kvara, bro im ngl. Its a wc season, no hope for him

[native fulcrum]

"get over it" Ironic coming from you 😂

[marsh thorn]

lowkey i kinda want to see how barca would do against psg next season maybe in the group stages?

[fluid sage]

Psg defense is wayyyy better than bayern matter of fact it's getting carried by upamecano and neuer when he's playing well

[remote atlas]

wc> ucl and we know this

[distant moat]

Hola

[vast cloud]

bro just stop replying to me its not that hard

[civic ledge]

Doué can win it

[native fulcrum]

true honestly

[fluid sage]

Lol ofc they will

[distant moat]

Bad chat ill comeback after an hour prob

[vast cloud]

but i dont see none of them winning the wc

[remote atlas]

main man for france is dembouzz. No hope

[marsh thorn]

how long yall think psg can keep this form up?

[mild cosmos]

Same now but psg got to save football and win it

[vast cloud]

lowk argentina is gona win it again we MIGHT just see messi win the bdor

[mild cosmos]

Robbing you mean idk prob forever with that oil money

[native fulcrum]

Their whole squad is young and very good so unless the manager changes idk

[remote atlas]

Hot take : If psg win the ucl this year, we can put them in a top 5 ucl winning team OF ALL TIMES

[civic ledge]

Dembele dont have same level in france team

[fluid sage]

Long enough

[remote atlas]

you dont think he can turn up?

[marsh thorn]

ngl tho not psg`s fault but still kinda mad at them 2nd hand ball DEF DESERVED PENALTY

[night locust]

ive said the only good players in that bayern team are their wingers the loss was expected if psg locked in

[remote atlas]

are you slow?

[marsh thorn]

untill they face barca fr the blaugrana too STRONG

[civic ledge]

Dream be real ?

[meager mesa]

No way our fans created a petition just to keep mbappe in Madrid

[last basin]

Exactly that's wot I've been saying. They were like "we'll see" plus I've been watching them since they faced us previous year they haven't improved their defense

[marsh thorn]

no i am quite fast actually nvm more avg

[mild cosmos]

Dembele scam barca over 100m and so many months on the bench being injured and next season going to win ballon dor

[native fulcrum]

Ok I realllyyyyy wanna agree with you but last time we faced eachother we lost 2-1 to them :((

[fluid sage]

Even with big money they build young squad which worked relatively well then buying messi neymar mbappe

[remote atlas]

IF YOUR OWN TM8 CLEARS THE BALL AND ITS NOT A BIG CHANCE , INTO YOUR OWN TM8. HAND ITS NOT A Pen

[vast cloud]

they even gave a charity goal in the extra time what a humble team psg is they def deserved the win

[remote atlas]

read the rules unc

[marsh thorn]

js need A FEW GOOD TRANSFERS HANSI FLICK IS ON A WHOLE NEW METRIC TRUST PROCESS

[native fulcrum]

Yeah because you cant get 3 stars and slam them into the same team, and real madrid is a good example of this rn no?

[last basin]

Psg was always better than Bayern

[marsh thorn]

i cant be bothered to i know it was teammate but its js stupid

[fluid sage]

2nd leg was boring but psg was clearly better

[native fulcrum]

I'll always have trust in my team visca barca

[night locust]

i was laughing when they played the yabadoo song like you're losing in the 90th minute bro have some shame😭

[marsh thorn]

like even still u cant be making mistakes like that in a important game absoloutely robbery of that if they got that 2-1 and we go to extra time

[fluid sage]

Many egos can be managed with good manager the thing is in rma players have more authority than manager

[night locust]

honestly psg's defense was asleep in the first leg

[marsh thorn]

they will be in turmoil for some time

[last basin]

This is the mentality that lucho cucked in their heads, they are so flexible with their playstyle, always adapts mid game lucho don't even have to dictate the whole game

[fluid sage]

I mean bayern conceded 5 goals psg 4

[native fulcrum]

True but this is like super rare

[marsh thorn]

i rather assna win their first then psg doing a double

[night locust]

last 2 goals by bayern were stupid on psg's end

[fluid sage]

Mourinho incoming

[gloomy saddle]

Ousmane Dembele becomes the first fastest footballer reach 3 minutes join Thuram and KDB that’s all for the day

[celest geyser]

Mbappe ruining his own career

[marsh thorn]

dont get hope its a very deadly poison 🥀

[fluid sage]

They are very technical and the pressing is insane

[last basin]

Nah it's more like testing the waters, plus they play like that watchout some luchos conference clips

[native fulcrum]

His stats are not bad its just his personality

[civic ledge]

Thuram ?

[fluid sage]

Rma 3 peat squad was managed well

[celest geyser]

Half are pens ig 💀

[marsh thorn]

i need psg vs barcelonaaaaaaaaaa i wanna see if our team can be the thing to finish that attack

[fluid sage]

Still won

[night locust]

wasnt testing no waters lmao they opened up too much , doing that against bayern will always lead to goals

[fluid sage]

I don't have hope for rma im barca fan😭

[native fulcrum]

Btw guys do you think that if mourinho goes to madrid he'll fix the team?

[celest geyser]

Maybe we face again

[fluid sage]

He's old but who knows

[night locust]

he getting sacked after the first el classico

[native fulcrum]

I think that he can manage egos well but idk about tactics

[fluid sage]

Fr They need to give time they just sack managers too often

[last basin]

Thats wot Barca thinks they are. Losing to them wasnt fluke they were and r actually way better

[native fulcrum]

LOL

[marsh thorn]

nope u cant put a old cat in a house infested by 20 fast mouse

[fluid sage]

People say he's washed

[native fulcrum]

Shakspear?

[civic ledge]

mdr

[marsh thorn]

shookpear

[native fulcrum]

He won against madrid once this season he got second in the Portuguese league so i guess we'll never know

[night locust]

wrd they should have kept xabi he was a good manager considering that u wanted to rebuild the team

[marsh thorn]

i really sacrificed my sleep for this dead game 1-1 like rlly???????????????????

[fluid sage]

Barca just need good cb and st we will win ucl next year

[native fulcrum]

and st and we need subs

[civic ledge]

Araujo - pavard best of the best

[craggy pine]

I was dozing off tbh I only got 5 hours of sleep last night

[fluid sage]

Time will tell xabi was good aswell

[fluid sage]

Exactly they didn't gave him time

[native fulcrum]

I really felt bad for xabi he was so good

[night locust]

he hasnt been good lately but benfica's players are trash nonetheless

[last basin]

Lucho said that the team press high which can leave space behind the defensive line but is aimed at choking the opponent's build-up play

[celest geyser]

Hopefully they stay trophylessss for 6 7 years

[fluid sage]

Yeah I really want endrick he's young and talented

[last basin]

Its not that easy dawg 😭

[fluid sage]

Yeah we lost against him

[night locust]

and what do u think happens when u press high and leave space

[native fulcrum]

omg this actually made me remember we have vitor roque he's still on loan no??

[fluid sage]

Ik but barca has decent budget this season

[native fulcrum]

Because half of our team was injured and flick had a red 😭 (they barely won)

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lamine-yamal-barcelona-dance-rSw1R6TnFirTJmykml

[marsh thorn]

lowkey i feel like arsenal could cook they concede mind u 6 GOALS IN THIS ENTIRE campaign

[fluid sage]

He's still growing we need a world class st either alvarez or oshimen or endrick

[last basin]

As I said they play that risky out of their will not that their defences weak

[native fulcrum]

endrick isnt world class but hes good

[fluid sage]

Full barca currently is a better team eventhough they have way bigger budget than us

[night locust]

arbeloa doesnt know wtf he's doing ngl he's js there to be there😭

[tender mirage]

according to Bayern fans, a handball that blocks a cross is not a penalty but a handball that blocks a clearance is a penalty 🤣 🤣 🤣

[fluid sage]

He will be if he joins barca trust

[civic ledge]

Play handball is better sport for psg

[native fulcrum]

i've been literally saying it will be a tough final for both teams and if you check their h2h you'll find that arsenal wins more games

[night locust]

i didnt call their defense weak i js said they opened up too much

[fluid sage]

Exactly he's just there😭 he just has a decent squad he doesn't even care about egos

[native fulcrum]

Yeah flick could def change him

[night locust]

average puppet manager

[fluid sage]

Counter for psg lol

[marsh thorn]

yea i kinda want them to win... i know it sounds lunatic but i dont want psg to do a double and arsenal get to win their first one

[fluid sage]

He's just there for vibes

[native fulcrum]

no its not lunatic at all they deserve their first ucl

[last basin]

But no pull, I'm not seeing any renowned striker signing us plus bastonis deal also not looking practical rn other than that were showing signs of weakening from other positions too

[marsh thorn]

also I FEEL BAD FOR HARRY KANE POOR GUY I HOPE HIS STATS CARRY HIM TO BALLON DOR

[night locust]

deadass vini and mbappe could miss 20 chances and hell say sum bs like "today's loss was my fault"

[native fulcrum]

We have the same thoughts LOL

[marsh thorn]

ty wbu? who u think should win

[native fulcrum]

Def arsenal i told you we have the same thoughts lol

[fluid sage]

I was rooting for bayern because of him

[marsh thorn]

its alr u guys did best u could we lost like this last year too

[marsh thorn]

lol seems like we do

[fluid sage]

Many players want to join barca

[native fulcrum]

I wanted to but I couldnt bring myself on to do it

[fluid sage]

Lol

[civic ledge]

ww imagine lose vs psg

[native fulcrum]

I wanted to @ you when you lost btw LOL

[fluid sage]

Either way barca should've won😭

[last basin]

If u watch em closely ull find out that always gets into 2v3s or 1v2s while defending all season long that's how they play they sacrifice defensive numbers to compliment attacks more

[fluid sage]

Come on you just lost ucl semi final

[last basin]

Like

[native fulcrum]

so true only if raphinha was theree and oml it was a tough loss as well 😭

[marsh thorn]

uhm we didnt have rapha

[night locust]

flick tactics but the defensive line is behind the opponents net

[native fulcrum]

at least we played well lmao your defence was literally so bad psg was taking a walk in the park

[marsh thorn]

IF ONLY RAPHINA WAS THERE ILL BET EVERYONE EXCEPT MY LIFE WE WOULD OF WON

[civic ledge]

bro pls Lyon do a better game vs psg

[tepid tendon]

cope

[fluid sage]

Oshimen bastoni bernando silva many others I mean we are barca

[last basin]

Lmao 🤣🤣

[native fulcrum]

Ofc everybody knows that

[marsh thorn]

yo if u gotta crash out go to psg chat lol

[fluid sage]

Robbed you mean

[tepid tendon]

you just got eliminated and this is how you deal with your sadness

[fluid sage]

Against athletico is just painful

[marsh thorn]

idk... CAUSE THEY KNOCKED YOU OUT

[native fulcrum]

Wdym with raphinha he was injured

[valid pewter]

Seeing PSG in another final is giving me nightmares

[night locust]

yabadaba doo

[native fulcrum]

But yk what it wasnt as painful as last season so I was able to move on fast this time

[fluid sage]

Go ragebait rma fans lol we were rooting for you

[civic ledge]

real

[valid pewter]

Maybe but we lost 2 titles because of them

[marsh thorn]

no the red card gave me trauma 😭

[native fulcrum]

They just started building their club's history

[valid pewter]

Specially copa del rey as we could have secured it and win another domestic treble

[tepid tendon]

yall played the yabadabadoo when yall scored even tho yall were losing with one minute remaning

[last basin]

Osimhen?! wants barca ?! When did that happen dude 😭 I won't say anything bout bastoni coz reports say he do but Bernardo interest looks like a old age home retirement plan just like gundogan did

[remote atlas]

where did raphin come from?

[native fulcrum]

at least we won 2 cups they literally flopped every cub lol

[fluid sage]

Some defender always mess up in ucl

[night locust]

only thing left for them to do is to start buying refs and win 15 ucls

[native fulcrum]

ptsd literally

[remote atlas]

@azure hill tell that bum kane to show up 😂

[valid pewter]

I mean you have to understand we are using a crazy high line so it's very easy for any defender to mess up specially when the offside doesn't work

[remote atlas]

nah cause he wanna talk abt barcelona. Acting like you bums arent crying over non existent handballs

[fluid sage]

Oh so your crashing out here😭

[native fulcrum]

Last season araujo and gerard martin messed up

[valid pewter]

Not to mention we are lacking a leader/captain in the back since Inigo left

[native fulcrum]

I think that they already bought refs

[last basin]

Where are Olise> Lamine debates I'm not having any rn 🤣🤣

[valid pewter]

Atletico went trophyless for the fifth year in a row

[rich sleet]

Dro ucl before Yamal

[night locust]

gonna need alot more

[remote atlas]

😂

[civic ledge]

Debate didnt existe

[fluid sage]

Oshimen would wanna join us hope so😭 but bastoni deffoo wants to join and bernando silva is just vibes 😭

[native fulcrum]

What else do they need they have it all lol

[rich sleet]

Bruh

[remote atlas]

when you ask olise to show up in a 2nd leg. This guy never shows up in the 2nd leg of the ucl

[valid pewter]

Bayern 2025/2026 Domestic Treble + UCL semis
Barcelona 2024/2025 Domestic Treble + UCL semis
PSG 2023/2024 Domestic Treble + UCL semis

[remote atlas]

hes just too predictable, when you play him once, you can clamp him

[native fulcrum]

they wish they had yamal so bad

[fluid sage]

We need more defensive people

[tepid tendon]

bayern win the domestic treble almost every year

[fluid sage]

This time cubarasi Eric and kounde

[night locust]

olise and lamine debate gonna get discontinued when bayern fans wake up and realize them getting knocked out wasnt a bad dream

[remote atlas]

harder league btw

[night locust]

they need me

[native fulcrum]

Its so sad honestly and now that I think about it if we sold araujo to juv last season he would've not hugged that defender and we would've made it to the finals LOL

[fluid sage]

It's over now after that olise performance

[valid pewter]

Not really, Olise cooked this season and there is no denying that he is very good like Lamine.

In case you forgot people forced debates such as Endrick, Arda Guler, Doue and Stevao with Yamal

[remote atlas]

put barcelona in Ligue 1, and lets see how far we can get in the ucl

[native fulcrum]

I dont think they'll mind letting you into the team they have enough money to pay wtv wage you want LOLLL

[fluid sage]

He was actually good before that mess up

[last basin]

Exactly that we want everyone and looks like everyone wants us but we always ends up getting rashford and oriol romeu 😭

[civic ledge]

Disrespect ligue 1 😔

[native fulcrum]

But he flops a lotttt and he was better when xavi was our manager

[night locust]

im not greedy ill take a scoop of strawberry ice cream per match

[remote atlas]

dont sstart ts. Psg legit benching thier full team 90 percent of the time and still 1st

[native fulcrum]

and $20 every week?

[fluid sage]

Debtttsssss

[marsh thorn]

lowkey why was i hearing " ENRIQUEEEEEEEEEE" in my head when psg won 😭

[tepid tendon]

does anyone have messages i can type so i can see the messages when raphinha scored that goal vs inter

[valid pewter]

Ligue 1 has no competition, Marseille, Brest, Lyon are nowhere near the level of PSG

[last basin]

🤣🤣 they forced their azz off that debate to be relevant

[night locust]

lamine clears brotatochip

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/enrique-luis-nRBYZLpmWPHN8cl0nY

[fluid sage]

They sacked xavi just like rma sacked other xabi

[valid pewter]

Meanwhile in la liga we have to deal with Real Madrid, Atletico, Betis, Sociedad and Villarreal who are very good teams

and we gotta deal with annoying low blockers such as Getafe

[marsh thorn]

i mean they are ;-;

[night locust]

na thats too much im a humble GK that concedes 20 goals per match

[fluid sage]

Haramball

[last basin]

They should keep their mouths shut untill olises next 10/10 cl semis performance like Lamine 😭

[native fulcrum]

Yk xavi was actually going to stay for one more season but he said something during an interview about our financial situation so laporta sacked him

[marsh thorn]

REAL QUESTION CULERS HOW MANY MANEGERS BEFORE PEREZ STOPS SACKING MANGERS???

[civic ledge]

Its why Lyon and Marseille win vs psg , and Brest is not good team

[valid pewter]

Our financial situation is literally trash so

[native fulcrum]

Yeah but as a manager he wasnt supposed to talk like that in an interview

[fluid sage]

If lamine was as free as olise he could easily create space olise fumbled under nuno mendes

[valid pewter]

If Jose Mourinho actually arrives at real madrid he might actually do something so he won't get sacked in 1 season

[native fulcrum]

3 more!!!

[fluid sage]

He was a good manager brought all the la masia products including yamal

[valid pewter]

In every duel lamine had vs nuno he was always marked by up to 2-3 players

[night locust]

idk like 6 or 7

[marsh thorn]

yall think he can improve current madrid yall tweaking u know fede valverde and some other guy legit fought today 😭

[fluid sage]

Grass is green😭

[native fulcrum]

he was excellent but he wasnt brave he gets scared really quick and he switches to defense fast I also noticed that he forgets to sub good players in sometimes which is crazy thing to do as a manager

[last basin]

So we not getting any players this summer 🥲 lewa signing a +1 yr extension and rashford a 6 months loan plus cancelo on lower wages

[valid pewter]

Mourinho has a big ego and he knows who to bench and who to use he isn't like other managers

[fluid sage]

They can be white

[marsh thorn]

my brother DO NOT get ur hopes he will burn ur hopes like marshmellows 😭

[night locust]

"some other guy" bro doesnt know the goat chew a many

[native fulcrum]

IM CRYING 😭

[fluid sage]

Hansi flick is good aswell we just need improvements in defence and st uncle lewa is leaving

[valid pewter]

Every season is different so

[past helm]

WILL MADRID WIN ANY TROPHIES NEXT SEASON

[night locust]

wth is a jelly bear

[civic ledge]

With ref yes

[valid pewter]

Before flick came to Barcelona i didn't even think for a second we would be winning a domestic treble nor winning back to back league titles

[fluid sage]

160m budget according to laporta

[marsh thorn]

i know hes LE "SPECIAL ONE

[valid pewter]

If we can end this season with a 100 points in the league it woudl be a beautiful season despite going short on the UCL

[scenic nebula]

Bayern fans should have their heads up, only lost by 1 goal and they have a bright future ahead of them

[marsh thorn]

madrid in the barca europa league season 🥀

[night locust]

is that some kind of candy

[native fulcrum]

True and im honestly so annoyed that our defense could have been good enough if inigo stayed

[last basin]

This debates so forced ngl, they always do , sometimes it's arda guler, estevao, Olise they always find someone new

[valid pewter]

Flick 2024/2025: Domestic Treble
Flick 2025/2026: Back to back league titles with 100 points
Flick 2026/2027: UCL...?

[sonic glacier]

Where the snowbunnies at

[last basin]

Source? 😭😭

[marsh thorn]

ATLEAST CULERS WE WIN LA LIGA IN CAMP NOU WITH RAPHINA AGAINST REAL MADRID

[sonic glacier]

Delusional

[craggy pine]

No way this is the first message I came back to

[valid pewter]

We are still not in the 1:1 rule tho

[fluid sage]

He was sooo gooddd still haven't found a good replacement for him

[night locust]

rest of the world : gummy bear
germany : jelly bear

[native fulcrum]

WE HAVE THAT????

[sonic glacier]

Yo muller

[valid pewter]

lmfao we wish, we struggled to register olmo

[night locust]

so broke the fans think 160m is a lot

[native fulcrum]

He left to save the club because of our financial situation ter stegen should've left instead

[sonic glacier]

Yea

[fluid sage]

Compare everyone to yamal they hate him because he's too good at this age

[valid pewter]

Plus this season we barely spent any money, we used 2M for Roony and 25M for Joan Garcia

[native fulcrum]

This is literally not bad at all wth??

[marsh thorn]

more around 120m he has been selling player accessories in auction "APPARENTLY"

[valid pewter]

Joan garcia was such a steal tho

[sonic glacier]

We needa sell raphinha

[fluid sage]

Rumours laporta wants to spend atleast 100m for a st

[marsh thorn]

NO

[native fulcrum]

Not to mention the old camp nou seats haha

[valid pewter]

Which is why im scared if Barcelona make another world class sign flop

[sonic glacier]

200 million to Saudi

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-supercopa-de-espana-26-real-madrid-fc-barcelona-memes-gif-8581568837701294011

[valid pewter]

It took us many years to finally fix our financial crisis

[native fulcrum]

Just bring in alvarez PLEASEEEEE

[fluid sage]

True we had snez in goal

[exotic sequoia]

So it's PSG vs Arsenal in the final

[marsh thorn]

hes the only leader we GOT

[night locust]

getting like 2 mediocre players with that max and transfer fees eat up everything else

[sonic glacier]

Selling him still

[marsh thorn]

yea bud for WHO???

[fluid sage]

He's perfect for us ignore that guy but athletico won't give

[native fulcrum]

then we have to sell one useless player

[spare sedge]

Bruh they lost howw

[sonic glacier]

Take off this countdown

[night locust]

ig i have to sacrifice myself

[fluid sage]

Arajao

[remote atlas]

@sudden pendant ey what happend

[native fulcrum]

Hes so perfect I knoww

[marsh thorn]

btw did yall know we sold ansu fati for 11million

[sonic glacier]

Nusa

[night locust]

alcoholics

[native fulcrum]

Dw ur wage is just strawberries and icecream you could stay

[native fulcrum]

aroujo is a sub ter stegen needs to go I heard that his wage is too high

[exotic sequoia]

We are all Arsenal fans

[native fulcrum]

Huh?? wasnt he out on loan??

[fluid sage]

Athletico Madrid aren't selling their best st to their biggest rivals atleast not for less than 200m

[royal snow]

yup it’s a no brainer release clause for Monaco

[valid pewter]

Bring Senesi for 30M
Bring Andreas Schjelderup for 27M
Bring Oyarzabal for 46M

[night locust]

ill score a goal for u in el classico

[sonic glacier]

Rizz

[fluid sage]

He dosent wanna leave😭

[royal snow]

😮‍💨

[native fulcrum]

what if he wants to leave? also how much is his release clause?

[marsh thorn]

they activivated his release clause

[night locust]

u think the calma celebration would add even more rizz?

[last basin]

Blud we ain't getting no one other than Gerard Martin as cb and Muriqi as our new st 🙌

[native fulcrum]

that would be kind thank you

[sonic glacier]

Ofc son

[exotic sequoia]

Saka to win UCL, WC, and Ballon Dor, who says no?

[marsh thorn]

i want next season barca won everything we could this season for now

[fluid sage]

If he does we can sell him for less money smt like 7-9m

[last basin]

No one 🙌🔥🔥

[native fulcrum]

We're honestly doing really good for our current situation

[torn spade]

Barcelona play against psg in the ucl final 2026 how are we feeling ?

[marsh thorn]

ENGLAND WIN WC??? ILL GO BALD IF THAT HAPPENS

[valid pewter]

Best striker options: Julian, Osimhen, Espi (Levante) Oyarzabal, Anthony Gordon

[fierce leaf]

I pulled an all nighter

[craggy pine]

If you disagree with this you don’t know ball

[gloomy saddle]

Yo @royal snow @exotic sequoia @last basin If Spain win World Cup and arsenal win ucl that comment say Martin Zubimendi 💀💀😭

Are we going to have another trash Rodri is not going to happen 😭

[torn spade]

Barcelona play against psg in the ucl final 2026 how are we feeling ?

[night locust]

not taking advice from a guy that celebrates with beer

[remote atlas]

Ey Ngl, if psg win the ucl and, Lets say neither Portugal, France Or spain win the wc. Can kvara lowkey win the ballandor

[marsh thorn]

decent should of won another domestic treble 🥀 😔

[native fulcrum]

No I meant alvarez what if he wants to leave atleti for barca what would his release clause be?

[fierce leaf]

Hi

[craggy pine]

Definitely

[fierce leaf]

What if argentina wins

[royal snow]

ZUBIMENDI GOING ALL DA WAYYY

[fluid sage]

Way way wayyyyy more than we can afford about 500m

[valid pewter]

If Spain wins wc then Lamine wins ballon'dor
If France wins wc then Olise wins ballon'dor
If Portugal wins wc then Vitinha/Nuno wins ballon'dor

[native fulcrum]

It wouldnt be easy with the this amount of missing players

[fierce leaf]

Can messi unc get ballon d'or 😥

[last basin]

How even u comes up like these ones everytime 😭😭

[craggy pine]

Alvarez would be soo helpful for us

[pure ridge]

aahahauahHhahahahsa

[valid pewter]

tbf if Julian did left Atletico for free I'd be so happy

[night locust]

mcdonalds sprite genuinely less toxic than german booze

[craggy pine]

You okay Jasmine?😭

[last basin]

We getting Muriqi 🔥🙌

[native fulcrum]

We need psg to buy him for us

[fluid sage]

If he wants to leave athletico can sell him

[marsh thorn]

true

[pure ridge]

mwauahahhah bro im hubgry asl

[royal snow]

his number of minutes are not viable

[native fulcrum]

He's perfect for us

[remote atlas]

who cares? messi or alvarez aint winning nadda

[native fulcrum]

when does his contract even end?

[native fulcrum]

Pls dont say that I want the 4th world cup

[last basin]

Why r u sobbing 😭

[fluid sage]

We can buy if he wants to join us really bad like forcing athletico to sell him not accepting other clubs except us and yeah like dembele

[fierce leaf]

why not

[fluid sage]

2030

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/muriqi-ballon-dor-vedat-muriqi-muriqi-muriqi-mallorca-vedat-muriqi-mallorca-gif-13221333868528207423

[native fulcrum]

hopefully one day we could get him

[remote atlas]

MAYBE BAYERN FANS ARE SO DELUSIONAL CAUSE THEY ALWAYS ON ALCOHOL 😂

[valid pewter]

This is weird

[royal snow]

Aura

[native fulcrum]

Thats a long way to go

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sleep-go-to-paris-saint-german-Rsfge0haFT9r0G1y2d

[fluid sage]

One day😭 we need him this or next season otherwise he'll be washed after that

[native fulcrum]

This is true

[remote atlas]

sleep long friend

[last basin]

Coz thats not that deep

[pale moon]

Were winning the ucl again 😭💔

[fluid sage]

Don't have to wait until that long

[craggy pine]

That’s so real I kinda turn crazy too when I’m hungry

[last basin]

Exactly, that monster will join us next season

[night locust]

german booze still has reminisces of chernobyl in it

[native fulcrum]

Yeah he's 26 we need him here asap

[alpine nexus]

Ngl olise didn’t have a single chance when he didn’t have space, any winger in the world is good when you give him space, olise vs fabian ruiz.. we all saw what happened.

[remote atlas]

where we get this info from

[craggy pine]

He really is and he’s got somewhat of Messi’s free kick ability

[marsh thorn]

football is very draining game u can have droughts or be at the pinacle of football a few years ago no one cared about psg now they are about to complete the double , this is why we watch this sport.

[remote atlas]

no winger can handle tight defending / double teams except ofc.... Yamal

[fluid sage]

If he really wants to submit a legacy he will join us otherwise oshimen is there

[night locust]

espn

[native fulcrum]

he's a great finisher

[civic ledge]

7-1 brasil 🫶

[craggy pine]

Is that my Kelsey?

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/messi-2015-barca-barcelona-atiFJIW2J5pe6EviaB

[native fulcrum]

Osimhen is good too but not as perfect as alvarez

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/vedat-muriqi-vedat-muriqi-mallorca-vedat-muriqi-goal-vedat-muriqi-celebration-gif-10788028271283777634

[marsh thorn]

hes cheaper tho

[remote atlas]

are we fr, id match rather have osismen

[craggy pine]

Amazing tbh perfect replacement for my goat Lewagoalski

[last basin]

Our new striker

[sonic glacier]

Add me for nitro

[last basin]

This yo source of info?!

[fluid sage]

Quite different one is physical and pure striker other is a more complete player like mbappe vs haaland

[native fulcrum]

Well everyone has their own opinion ig but both are awesome

[sudden pendant]

I saw the game myself

[sonic glacier]

Saka>lamine Olise

[craggy pine]

😭

[sudden pendant]

Doesn't matter the source

[rancid tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-joker-lightning-god-patrick-bateman-sigma-edit-gif-11768805784532291762

[marsh thorn]

ok nah ur wild for that

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-bukayo-saka-gif-23961546

[earnest latch]

olise hype finally comes to an end

[sonic glacier]

Star boy

[civic ledge]

ww

[remote atlas]

neither were handballs. Dont be delusional

[native fulcrum]

True honestly and barca needs a fast paced player and alvarez is that player

[mellow dragon]

Hi what's happening

[last basin]

So wots making u put a SS instead of pointing out those urself

[marsh thorn]

olise`s passes today were flipping SHAMBOLIC

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/allsxxingeyes-laugh-laughing-spit-XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[native fulcrum]

well there are several different topics atm just read and join one 😭

[earnest latch]

olise too overrated people treating him like a cr7

[craggy pine]

I just feel like Mbappe is a little to selfish I love him but he needs to learn how to play as a team

[fluid sage]

Defense is most important we have such a good squad with so many good passers even ferran can have almost same non penalty goals as mbappe

[remote atlas]

NAH MAN IF YAMAL DID WHAT OLISE DID TODAY, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD BE TALKING

[mellow dragon]

LMAO fair also I love your layout

[marsh thorn]

they comparing him to the best prodigy aka ryan yamal

[marsh thorn]

yea cause hes the face of football

[civic ledge]

Ferran ?

[gloomy saddle]

PSG vs Arsenal guys who get this job done in the ucl final at Puskas Arena stadium who will lift it prediction results at 30 May ??
Yo @marsh thorn @remote atlas @craggy pine

[fluid sage]

Exactly after world he just wants all the spotlight he said it himself sometimes in life im to competitive 😭

[native fulcrum]

But ferran has a lot of bad games for some reason we just need to perfect him

[scenic nebula]

I can fix him don't worry

[native fulcrum]

Thank you :))

[mellow dragon]

Yes of course 🥹❤️‍🩹

[craggy pine]

https://tenor.com/view/mbappe-too-competitive-mbappe-competitive-sometimes-in-the-life-gif-8528710019317068335

[native fulcrum]

How are you fixing a shark?

[fluid sage]

That's not my point my point even a st like ferran can shine in barca our passing is that good

[remote atlas]

PSg win 1-0

[marsh thorn]

psg goals conceded 17 arsenal 6 so its not that simple and also bayern lost to them 3-1 so dont give out on them i want artetanayhu to win their first cup they suffered a lot

[proud sigil]

get tamale and olbum out ballon dor talks pls

[civic ledge]

Arsenal 5-1 psg

[silent mica]

you

[craggy pine]

Depends on how arsenal shows up then it can be anyone’s game

[remote atlas]

@gloomy saddle I dont see psg scoring more than 2

[native fulcrum]

I agree with you 100%

[silent mica]

wow #believed #trust

[remote atlas]

but i also dont see arsenal even scoring

[fluid sage]

Honestly sorloth works aswell as a temporary guy

[remote atlas]

too ambitious

[silent mica]

no double 2nd ucl psg

[proud sigil]

real ballon dor winner kane

[marsh thorn]

nah arsenal will get 2 goals and try keep the ball maybe 2-1

[civic ledge]

ww

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/muriqi-muriqi-mallorca-muriqi-celebration-vedat-muriqi-gif-6880259949899747322

[silent mica]

2nd ucl psg or 1st ucl arsenal

[civic ledge]

Yess

[proud sigil]

canadian i dont know why u are reacting. dont make me pull up to missasauga

[remote atlas]

1. Psg will not score more than 2 vs arsenal 2.I Dont even see arsenal scoring vs psg lol 3. How lucky can arsenal get that day

[marsh thorn]

how so? its my fav character from a series i watched?

[civic ledge]

Saliba first ucl

[craggy pine]

Pfp has me dying broo 😭

[marsh thorn]

bro really deleted the comment..

[night locust]

cancel the ucl and restart

[native fulcrum]

I remember seeing a post that 433 posted about barca showing interest in him but idk if I wanna see him in the squad yes he always scores against us and madrid but does he score against any other team??

[last basin]

Vedat Muriqi for the pichichi who says no 🙌

[craggy pine]

Wasn’t for you mb 😭

[silent mica]

must be wrong reply

[exotic sequoia]

If PSG go back to back UCL then Dembele going back to back Ballon Dors

[craggy pine]

You get me 🗣️🗣️

[silent mica]

agree💯 💯

[proud sigil]

araujew learnt some mitary tactics from the idf

[craggy pine]

Lmaoo

[fluid sage]

He will with yamal feeding him don't forget he's like second haaland 195cm Norwegian viking😭

[civic ledge]

dream

[marsh thorn]

oh its alr

[gloomy saddle]

Remember last year, I don’t think they’re not going so much this year in final little bit simple as 2025 but let’s see @remote atlas

[last basin]

Bruh I was so pro Araujo from the start but isk wot happened to my boi 😭

[native fulcrum]

Might sound crazy but I expected us to win the ucl after I heard that he went to israel 💀

[marsh thorn]

hes not world class but hes decent like in getafe match he time wasted pretty well and held off the ball

[proud sigil]

muriqi got all this money and no veneers or teeth job bro😭😭😭

[craggy pine]

That’s insane broo😭😂

[marsh thorn]

WTH?
????????????????????????????????????????????????

[native fulcrum]

Imagine him being assissted by yamal's trivela and pedri

[night locust]

no need i think everyone naturally knows how to make it

[proud sigil]

i love him but cmon brah

[last basin]

We not Atletico dawg 😭

[civic ledge]

muriqi win ballon d’or

[remote atlas]

wdym?

[fluid sage]

He can header good shooting and also press honestly not bad for decent choice considering our budget

[proud sigil]

me to

[marsh thorn]

no we did do a bit of haram tactics against osuna if u watched but its fair since they gave 8 mins extra time added on

[native fulcrum]

Am I getting banned should I delete this?

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/muriqi-vedat-muriqi-muriqi-mallorca-vedat-muriqi-mallorca-muriqi-celebration-gif-585984878193191369

[proud sigil]

they pressure infantino to rig it for barcelona✌️

[sonic glacier]

Delete ts

[native fulcrum]

would you rather have him or osimhen?

[marsh thorn]

prob js gonna get assassinated but nun serious

[fluid sage]

Oshimen 100% but he is more expensive

[craggy pine]

Mbappe is listening I think you should

[scenic nebula]

Barcelona are the utter opposite if haramball

[fluid sage]

We can prolly afford sorloth

[native fulcrum]

This is so funny

[woeful violet]

Imagine being a pink role pleb

[marsh thorn]

Alejandro bastoni x cubarsi will be PEAK 🥹

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/best-cb-araujo-araujodownfall-araujo-downfall-araujo-gif-9821565290129125098

[native fulcrum]

wait how much more expensive is osimhen?

[fluid sage]

Truee we play beautiful football

[civic ledge]

Israël can win ucl ?

[scenic nebula]

Bastoni is trash, especially if we play an aggressive highline

[last basin]

Oh I didn't watched that game honestly

[marsh thorn]

f sorloth guy couldnt finish the one chance they had

[native fulcrum]

Thats not what I meant

[proud sigil]

haalnd can dribble dont let the baldie fool you

[scenic nebula]

Not as of recent

[last basin]

Bruh that's our new striker.. Say hi

[marsh thorn]

fairs

[native fulcrum]

Oh yeah i forgot that even happened

[civic ledge]

Mhhh yes

[proud sigil]

opposite of vinicius jr in ucl k/o games ✌️

[scenic nebula]

The last game that felt like a true barcelona game was 7-2 Newcastle

[fluid sage]

Sorloth 20m oshimen 75m alvarez 90m

[cunning quartz]

We're going to Cologne!!!

[marsh thorn]

no i can smell players who will cook and aljehandro bastoni smells like a ucl win

[silent mica]

then idk what happened dude

[native fulcrum]

oof steep

[fluid sage]

Lol I like him for that

[native fulcrum]

I laughed when he did that and I was so happy didnt want atleti to win at all

[marsh thorn]

. r u tryna set us up 🥀 😔

[fluid sage]

Hate watch athletico

[woeful violet]

Does anyone get the urge to want to bend halaand over and pull on his ponytail?

[last basin]

Araujo was so good defensively we placed him against Vini and now I don't see the dawg in him no more 😭

[fluid sage]

I mean we all wanted them to lose👀

[marsh thorn]

oh u meant that he made athleti lose then i agree

[last basin]

Lowk

[fluid sage]

Yeah

[native fulcrum]

100% they didnt deserve to even win against us the ref was pressuring us a lot

[proud sigil]

vinicius very good 1 on 1 player in general he would get pass msot defenders, but araujo just in general declined very badly this year depends if he gets sold or stays

[woeful violet]

I bet halaand has really well developed glutes

[civic ledge]

Getafe better ?

[marsh thorn]

lowkey all barcelona need is ME they should sign me for 2 penny a week and ill get them the sextuple

[fluid sage]

3-4 penalties across two legs😭

[native fulcrum]

he's young though he would do good if he gets his form back or maybe go to a new team?

[woeful violet]

Mbappe should join barca high key

[native fulcrum]

So unfair

[fluid sage]

Frrrr we can use himm

[marsh thorn]

eh nah

[native fulcrum]

HUH? THIS IS THE HOTTEST TAKE EVER

[fluid sage]

They beat rma helped us in laliga lol

[last basin]

He'll stay, Deco told me yesterday while we were brunching

[woeful violet]

Tell me why im wrong

[proud sigil]

i agree hes young and everything a loan like balde or something would be well, unfortunately hes costed too much in big games

[tacit cairn]

wwhat is the best Lineup do u guys think we should have rhis el clasico Game

[marsh thorn]

he dosent fit our system he dosent track back

[native fulcrum]

IDK LIKE MY BRAIN WASNT EVEN READY FOR THIS

[fluid sage]

Got red card for cubarasi Bluetooth contact btw

[night locust]

3 trophyless seasons later:

[civic ledge]

🤣 mdrr

[sonic glacier]

No

[fluid sage]

He's a world class striker hansi flick can handle his dictatorship

[native fulcrum]

I hate seeing stuff like that happen

[woeful violet]

Wsg gang

[marsh thorn]

rapha rashford lewa then frenkie pedri then cubarsi kounde jao concelo and araujo

[fluid sage]

He's good rma can't use him

[marsh thorn]

nah hes cursed wait for the curse to go 🙏

[fluid sage]

Two unfair red cards almost like it was scripted for barca to lose

[sonic glacier]

Wsp son

[scenic nebula]

Icl pedri is the 4th best midfielder in the world

[fluid sage]

Barca can break it

[scenic nebula]

I need pedri to have a masterclass for el classico

[last basin]

Fermin Me Rashford
Gavi frenkie Pedri
Cancelo Maldini Cu Kounde
Joan(ofc)

[civic ledge]

Araujo best cb of all time with Balerdi and pavard

[fluid sage]

4th? I'd say 3 after vithina and bruno

[native fulcrum]

We were so close though and it always ends up with us being close

[scenic nebula]

Joao neves is better sadly

[woeful violet]

Lewa is gone, we need a pen taker, we need someone to make runs for lamines long balls, flick will humble this guy and put him in his place, his only competition would be ferran, and he would want to prove madrid wrong after getting pushed out the club, easy choice to reduce salary and switch sides

[marsh thorn]

but lowkey no point focusing on things that will prob never happen cause he wont do a reverse figo despite his critizim

[vague quarry]

HALA ‘MADRID

[last basin]

Yeah he is he's signing a 5yr deal with Barca 🔥🔥

[civic ledge]

You are the best striker of univers

[fluid sage]

Hopefully next season we can win

[marsh thorn]

what????

[fluid sage]

Not even close in terms of ability

[civic ledge]

he can win ballon d’or

[scenic nebula]

As of recently

[sonic glacier]

I rather sign myself

[native fulcrum]

This is true but how would make him listen to flick he needs a mourinho or something we just want alvarez

[fluid sage]

True that's why I want endrickkkkkk

[night locust]

If u told me dembele kvara and doue could go band for band with MSN and BBC for ucls in 2024 I wouldn't believe u

[scenic nebula]

If barca sign Anthony Gordon just give psg lamine yamal

[native fulcrum]

Hopefully we say that every year but its ok visca barca always

[last basin]

Me lowk claps r9 rl9 🔥

[fluid sage]

Still pedri is good just underperforming

[native fulcrum]

WHAT???

[marsh thorn]

u really want a reverse figo 😭 🙏

[fluid sage]

Always

[last basin]

Who r u again?!

[civic ledge]

Aubameyang in Dortmund ?

[native fulcrum]

This would actually be so fun to watch

[fluid sage]

I DO rma dosent deserve endrick

[marsh thorn]

lets be honest here 😔 all barca need to win sextuple is ME

[proud sigil]

samething with vinicius would happen with lamine

[last basin]

Tough call but yeah ofc

[night locust]

Yamal at psg would be crazy

[scenic nebula]

Endrick fits into flicks system

[marsh thorn]

let him develop more at lyon first tho

[civic ledge]

you will win ballon d’or

[native fulcrum]

True they just never give young players enough time to shine

[marsh thorn]

ooooOOh that would be pretty intresting

[sonic glacier]

Johnny cox

[fluid sage]

He can develop way more in barca

[marsh thorn]

yea true lol we get pay back

[last basin]

I've one alr but yeah yes to more

[fluid sage]

Benched for entire season

[proud sigil]

if u told someone 10 years ago this is a european final theyd laugh till they die

[last basin]

Who's cox?!

[woeful violet]

Bc flick is that guy lol, he wont give a f about mbappes ego he either listens or rides bench while a la masia kid plays over him. Alvarez is a fraud we dont need him and atleti will make getting him cost more than its worth just like they did griezman

[fluid sage]

Be angry endrickkk

[dusty radish]

Guys

[scenic nebula]

Roony is one of those players that's gonna start cooking the moment he leaves barca

[last basin]

Barca should sign me high key

[civic ledge]

Sulc better than endrick 🙏

[dusty radish]

We might get another loan on Rashford. This is great bc we will get new defenders + striker

[native fulcrum]

WHAT do you mean that alvarez is a fraud???

[woeful violet]

Unlike vini, lamine knows how to pass, not even close to the same thing gang

[marsh thorn]

no ME

[proud sigil]

they demand wins immediately

[sonic glacier]

Me

[fluid sage]

No

[dusty radish]

We can save money + get a striker and defender.

[native fulcrum]

i'd love to see it

[scenic nebula]

Bro thinks he's me😭

[civic ledge]

😭 Trust me

[last basin]

No I've literally a ballon d'or and a Sextuple

[native fulcrum]

Madrid should start investing in young refs instead of young players

[dusty radish]

Which video?

[marsh thorn]

our bid will be 2pennies and a nandos gift card pretty generous in my opinion

[proud sigil]

vinicius has more assists than lamine 😂😂 hes a creator of the team similar to lamine but im talking on a primarily “im the superstar” of the team

[last basin]

No ur mere human I'm the real egoist

[woeful violet]

He can take free kicks well but ferran is on par in terms of press, hes not physical like osimhen or gyok so his hold up play isnt enough, and hes not an aerial threat

[night locust]

No bcuz who would possibly stop them imagine kvara, dembele and yamal with ref help my God no other team would touch the ucl until 2030

[marsh thorn]

i won the SUPER ballon dor and THE WORLD CUP BEFORE I WAS BORN

[native fulcrum]

and a signed lamine jersey

[dusty radish]

Which video did you get a sextuple for?

[marsh thorn]

nah thats too much XD

[woeful violet]

Bro lamine has subject F*rran ofc he has lower assista

[last basin]

Video 46

[marsh thorn]

forgot that untill one of them dies or retires 😭

[last basin]

Video 6967

[woeful violet]

U should be looking at big chances created

[native fulcrum]

A jersey signed by a random fan??

[proud sigil]

i agree but lewa and torres did well 24/25

[marsh thorn]

dembele + yamal travela

[dusty radish]

What a nasty indecent woman.

[marsh thorn]

they gotta pay us extra for the jersey

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-surprise-bear-gif-10797545912537514262

[native fulcrum]

I just explained why alvarez is the best option for barcelona like 4 times and im not explaining again 😭

[dusty radish]

Bonnie blue you need to leave my club alone!

[civic ledge]

Nightmare

[last basin]

She mid

[marsh thorn]

enriqueeeeeeeee 🔥

[distant moat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nxrgifs-naazir-toni-comment-Upbp9eiTLdo3eUAjT2

[native fulcrum]

What should be his wage?

[marsh thorn]

yep

[arctic delta]

VISCA PSG

[native fulcrum]

welcome back

[civic ledge]

Guys Monaco go buy Ansu Fati

[proud sigil]

lamine does lead it tbf but vinicius had a bit of a downfall

[woeful violet]

I love seeing mbappes old club go back to back ucl as soon as he leaves

[marsh thorn]

monthly 2 pennies pretty generous if u ask me 24 pennies yearly

[alpine nexus]

Lol

[woeful violet]

They already said they will, 11m clause activated

[last basin]

IF BARCA SIGNS ME, REAL MADRID DONT NEED TO GET READY, THE WORLD NEEDS TO GET READY 🔥🔥🐐🐐

[woeful violet]

Lamine has 23, vini is nowhere close

[native fulcrum]

Hmmmm and we guarantee him a goal against madrid in an el classico that should seal the deal for us

[marsh thorn]

ooooh bid will prob be accepted before we can respond

[woeful violet]

Btw last 12 madrid games, 6 with mbappe 5 losses, 6 without mbappe 6 wins

[native fulcrum]

His wife would even sign the deal instead of him

[last basin]

1 win tho

[proud sigil]

vinicius has 4 ill stand correctred but he plays the left wing second striker sometimes in the tram while lamine has a chsnce to roam around playing cam etc

[civic ledge]

When Mbappé play team is bad

[native fulcrum]

not to mention that vini scored 2 without mbappe

[marsh thorn]

endrick jr aswell. welp ima dip cya lulu goodnight or good evening or good afternoon

[proud sigil]

true

[native fulcrum]

It was nice talking with you, take care!

[marsh thorn]

awh ty same adios

[native fulcrum]

yww adios

[woeful violet]

Its bc their playing style as wingers is totally different , vini runs forward and inshallah, lamine looks to trivela whenever the opportunity arises

[proud sigil]

lulu must be late for u

[native fulcrum]

how did you know...

[woeful violet]

Bellingham looks so much better without subject mbappe on the field

[last basin]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-bye-bye-gif-7990496184851258495

[native fulcrum]

the whole team is generally better without him honestly

[proud sigil]

yeah nowadays hes fixed that tho been contributing hefty to the team and he only does this self runs and stuff when mbappe id in the team and he starts being selfless when hes not

[arctic delta]

This was vinis team and still is vinis team lol mbappe just ruined the whole chemistry

[woeful violet]

Bc he sucks up all the big chances created and slows the tempo by being a driber in the middle instead of a one-two touch finisher

[proud sigil]

because half of the folks here from europe and asia

[native fulcrum]

ohh

[distant moat]

Balde is overrated @foggy comet

[arctic delta]

This is why PSG is about to win the 2nd UcL without Mbappe and is winning ucls

[native fulcrum]

Thats actually so dangerous

[distant moat]

Balde worst player oat?

[woeful violet]

Yea but mbappe gonna get the golden boot so psg are worse

[proud sigil]

✌️

[arctic delta]

psg 2 ucls fresh team youngsters Luis Enrique was right about Mbappe

[tough latch]

How's it dangerous

[proud sigil]

thats not his game unfortunately hes still transitioning into that 9 role and sometimes finds himself clogging up vinicius’s space

[tough latch]

Could be barça if we had haaland

[proud sigil]

i dont know what kylian thinks when hes on the right wing sending a cross into completrly no one

[night locust]

Safety police

[woeful violet]

He will never learn to be a kane or a haland he just doesnt have it in him

[proud sigil]

yea

[native fulcrum]

THATS A GOOD THING NO??

[woeful violet]

The sooner he buzzes off to saudi the better

[night locust]

Ofc not nerd

[arctic delta]

LW Vini Jr Endrick ST Rodrygo RW 🔥🔥🔥

[native fulcrum]

How is it not a good thing to want people to be safe though

[proud sigil]

on the left hed do wonders

[distant moat]

so funny left a like ❤️

[night locust]

I mean technically it's a good thing but ur ruining the fun

[native fulcrum]

you'd rather see someone get hurt just for you to have fun? -_-

[proud sigil]

yea

problem runs deeper though, midfield and the president

[night locust]

No I mean you're ruining the fun for them

[remote atlas]

first thing i see

[night locust]

Wonder what he sings abt

[proud sigil]

igbo artist

[native fulcrum]

Ig

im gonna go goodnight everyone!

[proud sigil]

wya

[night locust]

Bye bye

[proud sigil]

bye

[remote atlas]

fr?

[proud sigil]

this 15 second timer bro

[remote atlas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/depression-fr-are-we-deadahh-Ps8awxk1GMf2D3pg1B

[cobalt sedge]

Fr

[proud sigil]

i cant find him goofball

[remote atlas]

but fr. Are we actually gonna win el classico without yamal and a still somewhat fit raphina

[proud sigil]

theres an actual guy called cp though 1.2k monthy listenrrs

[remote atlas]

like lets not be delusional. We are gonna struggle. Im going for a 1-1 draw

[cobalt sedge]

How do you know this

[proud sigil]

turn it awfff😂😂😂AWFFFFFF

[dusty radish]

I secured a new striker for us. He said he didn't wanna reveal his identity yet. He is from france and he plays for madrid.

[proud sigil]

i listen

[proud sigil]

modt likely though thr game will be much closer

[cobalt sedge]

But how did you even find it out

[dusty radish]

I put my trust in the kid. Let us see how this will play out next season.

[proud sigil]

when will his identity be released

[proud sigil]

his song “calma” came up on my spotify feed and he made it

[dusty radish]

First match of next season

[cyan yacht]

ها مناوهيج

[proud sigil]

will this cause tension

[dusty radish]

He told me this.
M: Messi told me to go to barcelona so i finally did.

If Messi trusts this guy then so can i

[proud sigil]

why would mr m trust u

yo get this guy to barcelona right now even before summer transfer windoe opens

[dusty radish]

He got no choice

[proud sigil]

got no choice✌️

[dusty radish]

Everyone is on his ahh right now, and i work as a risk management leader

This move will without a doubt make him one of the greatest of all time

You remember figo. The balance must come back!

[lone fractal]

Wsg

[dusty radish]

We need our get back!

[cobalt sedge]

Was it atleast good

[dusty radish]

Reverse luis figo, the promised one has arrived!

[cobalt sedge]

Yooo

[proud sigil]

will this be worse or better

[dusty radish]

Whatever wins us the UCL

[proud sigil]

as a risk managament leader of course you should know

[dusty radish]

We will sell your soul to do it. I hope you understand.

[proud sigil]

decent

[proud sigil]

woah u work for the freeemasons i have to be careful

[dusty radish]

Spotify requires a soul in order to grant us the promised UCL

[proud sigil]

whered u grt this from son

[dusty radish]

This is why we are not winning UCL. Arsenal sold their soul to Netflix

[proud sigil]

and barcelona require a soul for m to come

[cobalt sedge]

Bro you made me spill my drink

[dusty radish]

When will barca sell their soul to Spotify

[proud sigil]

Why the hell did i do that

[proud sigil]

what about psg theyve became better

[lone fractal]

Lamine will never go to psg

[cobalt sedge]

Idk why did you

[past helm]

What if we see mbappe pull a figo 2.0 and join Barca and then flick gives him a whooping

[distant moat]

25$ max

[proud sigil]

if he getd bored of not winning ucl then he will

[cobalt sedge]

LMAO

[dusty radish]

Sold their soul to luis enrique

[past helm]

Yes for being a bad boy

[lone fractal]

We will trust once Real Madrid didn’t go with a ucl for 32 years straight

[proud sigil]

what this mean

[proud sigil]

barcelona might go even longer at this rate

[dusty radish]

He would sell Raphinha and call Mbappe his new son

[distant moat]

Why are you laughing

[lone fractal]

It’s only been 11 years dawg

[cobalt sedge]

I didn't expect it

[proud sigil]

12,13,14,15… thats what they all say

[proud sigil]

al mcbaps did was score vs barcelona tho

[past helm]

Next season if psg reaches another ucl final I will put laxatives in all their players drinks

[cobalt sedge]

Yeag

[proud sigil]

whats thname

[cobalt sedge]

Hollow

[lone fractal]

Same

[proud sigil]

sorry

[proud sigil]

who the hell is that

[edgy wren]

It feels weird how two Barca products that are now managers are facing off in the ucl final

[cobalt sedge]

Hes a "looksmaxer" on tiktok

[proud sigil]

hulo

[cobalt sedge]

Thats how much he wanted the vids

[proud sigil]

yeah auralona

[cobalt sedge]

They said 55 he said 25 max

[proud sigil]

the nu53s? or

[cobalt sedge]

Yes

[proud sigil]

idiot nobelly told tortaaa

[lone fractal]

Should I do my daily lamine glaze

[proud sigil]

Olivia rose.

Ok, I get a quality megalink of 2500 files

Razor gold gift card or chime good?

I havent used either do u have cashapp bitcoin or venmo?

[lone fractal]

@mellow dragon

@bleak lodge

@cobalt sedge

[distant moat]

when hollow talked to chatgpt about it

Okay — Breathe. You're not crazy. You're in survival mode. And, honestly? Vibes. 💛

[lone fractal]

…?

Omg what is this 15 second timeout

[distant moat]

give me pic perms already

[proud sigil]

pic perms im coming

[lone fractal]

Who like owns this server cuz like who is doing this ahh timeout thing

[distant moat]

auto mod

[lone fractal]

Yo that looks 🔥 I’m craving pizza now

[distant moat]

@cobalt sedge they do NOT know what it means

[cobalt sedge]

Shes young

[lone fractal]

Am I not wrong? The pizza looks buss tho

[remote atlas]

what else could pizza mean

[lone fractal]

Wait

[dusty radish]

I got a line that goes hard.

"Because you did nothing when you were alive, you shall become nothing after you die"

[lone fractal]

Is it cuz the slice is shaped like yk

[distant moat]

Pizza is an Italian dish consisting of a flat, leavened wheat dough base topped with tomatoes, cheese, and other ingredients, baked at high temperatures. Originating in Naples, it is a global comfort food often used to mean a popular, shared meal. Synonyms include flatbread, pie, or specifically Neapolitan/pizza pie.

[cobalt sedge]

Girl no lmao

[dusty radish]

This is a line for all bystanders who watch cruelty and do nothing

[cobalt sedge]

Its cheese pizza

Lmaoo

[dusty radish]

Any man who sees this line, if you are a real man. You can feel the warrior intent from this line!

Girls can't understand these words

[lone fractal]

Why do I even know what it looks like oh wait I think it’s cuz my brother use to leave the door open while taking a piss sometimes when we were like 3-5

[dusty radish]

They only feel when they see it happening in front of them

[livid spruce]

heelloo

[distant moat]

watch out guys! Its a cornball

[lone fractal]

😭💔🙏🙏

[dusty radish]

Please shut up bro. I am having a moment

[cobalt sedge]

What😭😭

[remote atlas]

Ive lowk been watching psg since like 2022, so lowk can i just switch to psg fan and hop on the train ?

[dusty radish]

Now we know your character.

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[remote atlas]

you really do

[distant moat]

this chat is so corny wth

[lone fractal]

One thing that school actually taught me 🙏 social awareness it was lwk instinct the teachers didn’t even tell me to close the damn door

[dusty radish]

Is that what you think of me? I am that great to you?

[lone fractal]

I Jst felt weird and realized other kids were closing it ✌️✌️

[proud sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-ishowspeed-sad-speed-sad-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-gif-15369473229454623659

[dusty radish]

You can stand up again, i never asked you to bow down my friend.

[lone fractal]

I breathe raphinha I glaze raphinha I love raphinha I need raphinha

[loud pike]

reminder Nuno mendes is playing the UCL final because of a handball that wasn’t (2nd) yellow carded 😬

[lone fractal]

What 😭😭

[dusty radish]

Prime next time don't bow to me, i am just a human like you.

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/corny-gif-10747840393508242286

[cobalt sedge]

Are you laughing i can hear something clapping

[proud sigil]

yes u can

[lone fractal]

I breathe lamine I glaze lamine I love lamine I need lamine

I breathe balde I glaze balde I love balde I need balde

[proud sigil]

hi hru

[distant moat]

You cannot be older than 12

[lone fractal]

I breathe ferran I glaze ferran I love ferran I need ferran

[dusty radish]

You need to stop crying, i am a human like you. No need to be taken aback like this lad.

[lone fractal]

I breathe lewa I glaze lewa I love lewa I need lewa

[proud sigil]

me hiciste reír.. tonto

[dusty radish]

One day you will become like me too.

[lone fractal]

I breathe pedri I glaze pedri I love pedri I need pedri

[distant moat]

Hop off my dih

[dusty radish]

Why would i hop off a cl

[lone fractal]

I breathe gavi i glaze gavi I love gavi i need gavi

[cobalt sedge]

Ur belly rolls clap when u laugh

[dusty radish]

Because that is what you have a cl....

[next inlet]

um hello

[lone fractal]

Wsg

[distant moat]

Self reacting in the big 26💔

[dusty radish]

Where?

[next inlet]

not muhc

[dusky raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-meme-gif-25788252

[dusty radish]

Bro you crossed the line today, i tried to let you off by playing nice

[exotic sequoia]

When is UCL final

[dusky raptor]

bro is already ready for ts

[cobalt sedge]

???

[distant moat]

If I speak im getting banned from discord💔

[dusky raptor]

Well well well

[cobalt sedge]

Well well well

[exotic sequoia]

We are all Arsenal fans

[proud sigil]

Well well well

[dusky raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-12280691131005323983

[proud sigil]

domt speak dont bebbanned

[next inlet]

fr

[lone fractal]

Arsenal is so ahhh

[proud sigil]

look who we have hrre

[next inlet]

says u

[lone fractal]

Guys who’s ur fav player

[proud sigil]

estoy ejecutando la torta.

[dusky raptor]

says you

[proud sigil]

balde

[next inlet]

gavi

[exotic sequoia]

We all want Arsenal to win

[cobalt sedge]

Raphinha maybe

[lone fractal]

Who’s we 😭

[exotic sequoia]

U and me brochacho

[next inlet]

nu uh , that doesnt concern us bruv.

[distant moat]

Stop saying my name in public 🙏

[lone fractal]

Wow.. I’m SO shocked I thought u hated him??????😭💔

[cobalt sedge]

Ok sorry

[vague bridge]

Hi

[next inlet]

oi

[cobalt sedge]

Maybe I do

[exotic sequoia]

Deep down we are all gooners

[lone fractal]

Guys my fav player isn’t lamine I HATE lamine

[next inlet]

ok..

[vague bridge]

Hi hry

[lone fractal]

Lol it’s a joke

[next inlet]

idk, hru

[lone fractal]

I LOVE lamine and he’s also my fine shyt too ;)))

[next inlet]

ikikikik

[exotic sequoia]

But is he better than Saka tho

[lone fractal]

100 percent

[distant moat]

Son im crine 😭 💔

[lone fractal]

Saka isn’t even starboy he’s too old for that name like

[distant moat]

Thank you for saying this

[lone fractal]

What— I love him as a player and I also find him attractive you got a problem with that dawg? 😭💔🙏🙏

[dusty radish]

You think he is zac effron or smth

[halcyon vale]

💔

[dusky raptor]

ok bro chill

[lone fractal]

He carries with raphinha

[dusky raptor]

lamine still one of the greats of the world

[dusty radish]

Greats at what?

[lone fractal]

Fake Barca fan I swear you can’t hate lamine and be a fan lol

[proud sigil]

says you actually

[dusky raptor]

Troll

[dusty radish]

I am not a girl i only rate their ability to win us the UCL

[lone fractal]

I did the glaze with other guys on our squad too

[proud sigil]

@livid spruce no response wow

[dusky raptor]

What I said?

[cobalt sedge]

Guys I just😭😭

[halcyon vale]

Glaze fahhh

[dusty radish]

If a player can't win us the UCL then they are useless

[dusky raptor]

Just what 🤨

[halcyon vale]

How you bypass

[cobalt sedge]

Ngl I'm gonna

[dusty radish]

No one can be the greats if they never won us any UCL.

[dusky raptor]

fr?

[cobalt sedge]

Bypass..?????

[dusty radish]

They not even focused on the club trophies

[cobalt sedge]

Fr what

[dusky raptor]

Yo clipped

[halcyon vale]

Where you even find things like this. 🥀 🙏

[dusty radish]

I like them barcelona women fans, they focus on trophies

[dusty radish]

These barca small girl fans just got a crush, and are not barca fans

[harsh solar]

How do u know

[distant moat]

Latex became my fav thing

[cobalt sedge]

How would I not

[lone fractal]

That’s not true I’ve been a Barca fan since 2022– before lamine even debuted

[proud sigil]

i forgot because the torta nina made me forget

[dusty radish]

2022

[halcyon vale]

What men can’t have crushes too 😈 😈

[cobalt sedge]

Why

[dusty radish]

Missed barcas golden age and claims to be a barca fan.

[harsh solar]

Idk I found out I was Alergic to something toilet paper has at 9

[dusty radish]

No wonder they glaze Yamal this much

[lone fractal]

Like if I was only a Barca fan bc of lamine I wouldn’t be watching the games rn cuz he’s injured your acting like he’s th only reason I watch lol

[cobalt sedge]

So u js let it crust

[dusty radish]

Missed the entire main story of barcelona.

[distant moat]

Because its your allergy

[distant moat]

Acting like you didnt just see it on tiktok

[proud sigil]

okay sorry nina

[cobalt sedge]

Why are you alwayss so mean

[harsh solar]

No, special toilet paper

[dusty radish]

I was born in 1992

[lone fractal]

MSN I know bro

[proud sigil]

that was bronze age

[cobalt sedge]

Is it made out of wood or smth

[harsh solar]

No

[distant moat]

We all know you werent

[dusty radish]

MSN? I am talking about 2009 and 2011 barcelona.

[proud sigil]

bradar u are 34

[halcyon vale]

Pedri carries barca