💬︱chat

[lunar iron]

💔💔

[lone fractal]

Yeah definitely

[dusty radish]

Skyo you have no dignity

And honor

[woven garnet]

Bro....

[lone fractal]

For?

[dusty radish]

You have been losing yourself over Yamal for many days

[lone fractal]

Negative ball knowledge

[grave zealot]

You're angry I'm sorry oo have passed my boundaries 😭😂

[lunar iron]

what r we doing goodwill ✌️✌️

[lone fractal]

No I’m not ur good

[low jolt]

🥚

[woven garnet]

Messi 2018 was the main reason for me

[dusty radish]

You crave Yamal? He is a human like anyone you know.

[grave zealot]

What's not your good 😒

[lone fractal]

Yall cannot be hating on me Jst because I think lamine is fine shyt now ✌️✌️

[lone fractal]

What are u yapping about

[woven garnet]

Stopped watch fball completly after he left

[dusty radish]

Yamal is not good bro

[lone fractal]

I love everyone on our squad even ferran ✌️

[woven garnet]

Until 22/24

[dusty radish]

His finishing is mid

[grave zealot]

Prime Messi was great❤️🔥🔥

[lone fractal]

I Jst don’t love everyone like THAT

[lone fractal]

No cap

[dusty radish]

Are you hot?

[low jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-meme-soccer-gif-22862881

[craggy pine]

Been a fan since 8 months old bless my dad🙏

[lone fractal]

Why r u asking ts

[grave zealot]

It's okay pls
Don't let it go to an insult

[dusty radish]

Well if a hot girl loved Yamal wouldn't that be great.

[woven garnet]

That was NOT prime messi

[lunar iron]

...feel like i should remind yall this is a minor

[grave zealot]

😂

[lone fractal]

Why not

[dusty radish]

Then she should get a grip

[woven garnet]

Goddam i hope rashy stays at barca

Hes good

[tacit sand]

Hi guys

[grave zealot]

What are you saying 😅

[dusty radish]

I know she got no fully developed frontal lobe

[tacit sand]

Fr

[dusty radish]

But she needs to grow up mentally faster

[grave zealot]

Xup

[dusty radish]

Before she embarass her future self

Beyond recovery

[lone fractal]

Wth

[dusty radish]

Because Yamal is not all of that

[lone fractal]

I think we need to remind everyone to relax ✌️

[dusty radish]

He is a brat with mid finishing

That is why we lost ucl

Remember that

[tacit sand]

R we gonna let this slide

[lone fractal]

No

[tiny tendon]

Holy

[dusty radish]

Rapha sybau and go back to the recovery bed.

You made us lose ucl too

[grave zealot]

God gave us Messi so now God gave us yamal what a club
Visca Barca 🥰❤️‍🔥💯

[lone fractal]

😭😭😭Omd get this guy out

[dusty radish]

The consequences are coming for both of them

[foggy comet]

They gave us balde ❤️

[tacit sand]

R u even a barca fan

[lone fractal]

Ikr

[woven garnet]

Messi had better primes

[dusty radish]

Luis diaz, Alvarez and Olise. Our new front trio next season

[grave zealot]

Huh 😅😅😂

[craggy pine]

Is that my balde glazer 😏

[tiny glade]

He’s right sadly

[rancid badge]

Are you talking abt 17/18 or 18/19

[tacit sand]

Lamine and rapha were carrying us through the UCL but you know who made us lose? REF

[lone fractal]

Ikr holy hate it’s NOt that deep to think someone is fine shyt?

[dusty radish]

Bro everyone knows Raphinha sold our ucl bc he got his ahh injured over a friendly

[lone fractal]

Yessirrrrr

[dusty radish]

What is there to discuss

[woven garnet]

Alvarez aint at barca and he already a flop

[grave zealot]

But that time hard I don't know if yamal can survive it 😂

[dusty radish]

We will see today

[craggy pine]

A flop ?😂

[rancid badge]

So you admit Rapha is our best player

[woven garnet]

The szn where liverpool 4-0

[dusty radish]

Ofc he will fail. Defenders were playing rugby against Messi

And Messi still stood up and continued

[woven garnet]

He will never suceed at barca

[silent mica]

oi what i was getting ready for my class

[woven garnet]

Sure at 100%

[grave zealot]

Guy they almost k11 Messi I swear those Ramos benzima mercelo

[lone fractal]

Are we forgetting yamal is only 18

[tacit sand]

Alvarez won't be able to compete with the pressure

[dusty radish]

We got these passes 10 times a match

[grave zealot]

I swear that guy is massive 🔥🥰

[lone fractal]

Holy harammm

[alpine nexus]

Isn’t he 23?

[dusty radish]

Alvarez can convert these passes into 10 goals

[woven garnet]

He will end up like another griezzman

[lone fractal]

I swear @dusty radish isn’t a Barca fan

[tacit sand]

😭😭

[halcyon vale]

Yo what yall think of Joao Pedro to Barca?

[tacit sand]

Exactly

[lone fractal]

Bro got that from yt shorts

[dusty radish]

I am not a Yamal fan

[tacit sand]

HELL NAH

[grave zealot]

Not 18 he's 19

[dusty radish]

I am a barca fan

There is a big difference

[craggy pine]

😂😭 no way you said that broo

[lunar iron]

it'd be amazing but it ain't happening

[lone fractal]

Every Barca fan supports yamal

[lone fractal]

He’s not 19 yet

[dusty radish]

2 seasons with no UCL. UNACCEPTABLE!

[lone fractal]

He turns 19 soon

[woven garnet]

Maybe he can be good in aliga since it aint prem

[tacit sand]

Someone watches football from reels

[rancid badge]

18/19? so it is Prime Messi

[grave zealot]

How do u know 🤔

[woven garnet]

But idk if he will be good in ucl

[silent mica]

oi

[dusty radish]

Who is every barca fan?

[woven garnet]

Messi has a LOT of primes

[rancid badge]

2 Seasons? 😭 you mean 11

[tacit sand]

Everone

[lunar iron]

witnessing some ragebait right ere

[rancid badge]

Best one is 10/11

[craggy pine]

Oi why didn’t we pick me up🤨?

[dusty radish]

I am talking about the 2 seasons yamal played as starter

[lone fractal]

Maybe not every Barca fan glazes yamal but no real fan would hate our star boy

[dusty radish]

This is all bc of him

[rancid badge]

3 Seasons
23/24
24/25
25/26

[rancid badge]

You Bum

[grave zealot]

I swear comparing Ronaldo to Messi is just a disrespect for Messi

[cobalt sedge]

Hi ig

[lone fractal]

His bday on July 13

[dusty radish]

Yamal and Raphinha needs to leave my club

[halcyon vale]

Haiiiiiiiiii

[lone fractal]

I think

[cobalt sedge]

My sister is Pmo sb

[dusty radish]

They got no winner mentality

[grave zealot]

U really love yamal 😂

[cobalt sedge]

Haiiiiiii

[craggy pine]

Hii ig

[woven garnet]

oh no...

[grave zealot]

Go and sell them 😂

[lone fractal]

Messi June 24

[cobalt sedge]

My dad js yelled at me bru

[dusty radish]

This summer you will see something unexpected be prepared.

[grave zealot]

What's the full name of yamal and Messi

[rancid badge]

Raphinha and Yamal has winner mentality

On the other hand bums like
Ferran, FDJ, Araujo, Balde have no winner mentality but im gonna get hate for saying this

[halcyon vale]

Wassssupppp ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[woven garnet]

Rashy october 31

[rancid badge]

And Rashford too

[grave zealot]

Be whining yourself 😂 ooo

[lone fractal]

Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal has 2 last names but I forgot

[rancid badge]

Happiness gimmick

[lone fractal]

Idk messi middle name

[cobalt sedge]

The roof❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[craggy pine]

Why??

[rancid badge]

Barca are shipping de Jong? finally

[grave zealot]

Lionel Andrea Messi

[cobalt sedge]

Might fail a grade again but ik I wont

[halcyon vale]

Nahhh that’s fireeee 🔥 🔥 🔥

[sage hornet]

gavi finished at 21 😭

[lone fractal]

What grade r u 😭

[woven garnet]

Rashford has good mentality

If u can survive man utd hate

[rancid badge]

Put that on his scoring

[craggy pine]

Mmm Pues lock innn

[cobalt sedge]

I know 🔥 🔥 🔥

[cobalt sedge]

Let’s not get into it😭😭😭

[woven garnet]

Then ur mentality is good

[cobalt sedge]

Bro I to lazy

[alpine nexus]

R yall flirting bro

@mellow dragon yall flirting

[mellow dragon]

OKAY.

[alpine nexus]

Yall flirting?

[lone fractal]

Idk why everyone thinks it a big deal that I think lamine is fine shyt a lot of girls do 😭

[woven garnet]

Got a lot of ga this season

[mellow dragon]

AM NOT

[alpine nexus]

Ohh yall flirting

Oh okay

[low jolt]

Hear me out Yamel 2024 euros or mbappe 2018 World Cup

[cobalt sedge]

Who r u flirting with😳😳

[grave zealot]

Lamine Yamal Nasraoui Ebana.
That's for yamal

[woven garnet]

The assist he made by lewa if it was yamal he would have tried dribbling

[mellow dragon]

IMMMM NOT

[alpine nexus]

With dictator mbappe

[rancid badge]

Can he put those G/A against Atletico

[mellow dragon]

IM NOT.

[alpine nexus]

Dictator mbappe is blushing

[cobalt sedge]

RANEEM

LMAO

[craggy pine]

Te digo 😐

[alpine nexus]

Dictator mbappe is blushing fr

[harsh solar]

Leonel Andrés Messi Cuccitini

[woven garnet]

The reason yamal gets triple teamed is because he always trying to dribble

[alpine nexus]

Never knew a dictator would blush

[low jolt]

Hear me out chat Yamel 2024 euros or mbappe 2018 World Cup who is better

[harsh solar]

I’ll miss him

[craggy pine]

That’s my pookie 😏

[harsh solar]

Yamal

[rancid badge]

This one too

[woven garnet]

Dont scapegoat him when the club is ahh in ucl ko too

[cobalt sedge]

Ok ok

[craggy pine]

Ah helll nooooo Frenkie stays at Barca

[harsh solar]

Mf Bryan Ruiz 2014

[grave zealot]

Thank God 😂

[dusty radish]

Rashford got what we need, SET PIECES.

[craggy pine]

Get the wooden box to be your tutor

[alpine nexus]

Raneem flirtingv

[woven garnet]

Lewa was 41 and didnt want to renew his contract

[dusty radish]

SET PIECES is an epl skill

[woven garnet]

So i assumed he wanted to retire

[dusty radish]

We need that combination

[alpine nexus]

They flirting bro

[cobalt sedge]

He alr is

[alpine nexus]

LMAOO

[woven garnet]

Then the szn after i see hes 79 rated for real madrid

[alpine nexus]

friendzoned

Dictator do better

[woven garnet]

Warming the bench

[alpine nexus]

That was flirting

Bro

[woven garnet]

Yh

[loud pike]

no thanks lmao

[alpine nexus]

@cobalt sedge arguing playfully is flirt right

[mellow dragon]

Was not

[alpine nexus]

Its playful

Thats like romantic

[cobalt sedge]

Yeah

[mellow dragon]

LIES

[alpine nexus]

It is bro

[mellow dragon]

Nina ur supposed to be on my side

[alpine nexus]

The basic sense of love

[craggy pine]

No wonder you’re lazy got the big Ceno giving comms🫩

[cobalt sedge]

Ok mb

[alpine nexus]

Alr then ranyumi

[mellow dragon]

Why's chat dead im frying

[mellow dragon]

Okay valki 🥺

[cobalt sedge]

Picking out the glue from my eyelashes is satisfying or is that js me

[low jolt]

I watch Anakin killed youngings

[alpine nexus]

I agree

[craggy pine]

You’re alone on this one vroo

[grave zealot]

Bye guys 👋

[cobalt sedge]

Thanks

[alpine nexus]

Ooo

Nina me personally

[mellow dragon]

I would not let that slide

[cobalt sedge]

My mic broken fr

[distant moat]

fuh off

[low jolt]

I watch just Anakin killed a bunch of youngings

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/blm-gif-25815938

[mellow dragon]

Amazing

[low jolt]

What players should Real Madrid buy

[distant moat]

You got motm in your last match

[woven garnet]

Another lw with ego

[mellow dragon]

Ye cuz im da goat 🥰

[low jolt]

Foden

[woven garnet]

I want a third trophyless season

[distant moat]

Balde is overrated

[craggy pine]

Get balde to Man U

[distant moat]

Are you better than yourself?

[low jolt]

Balde❌
Blade✅

[mellow dragon]

Maybe 😁

[foggy comet]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-laser-eyes-gif-10613296862004153206

[low jolt]

Balde will turn to the dark side

[distant moat]

In what way

[mellow dragon]

Existence

[cobalt sedge]

I need to add more glue

[craggy pine]

Get in VC and show off your beautiful mic to the ones in VC

[cobalt sedge]

Nooo

[low jolt]

To fix man utd roof

[cobalt sedge]

In my ahh

Mine are soo perfect

[distant moat]

im still better

[cobalt sedge]

I have a lot

[distant moat]

?????

[cobalt sedge]

Dude dollar tree has good ones

[craggy pine]

100 percent he will

[cobalt sedge]

I promise ioni

[craggy pine]

Family dollar clears

[cobalt sedge]

Ioni lashes are 1 dollar they are good

Yes

L.A colors good too

I got 3 for 5 dollars

Like 3 in one pack

[lunar iron]

yo the spanish chat is so peak, it's actually healing me 🥹🥹

[low jolt]

You mean Mexican

[mellow dragon]

Who was gonna tell me kelsey is a guy 😭

[alpine nexus]

I suck?

[cobalt sedge]

I thought he was a girl too lmao

[low jolt]

He trans

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stop-please-stop-matpat-meme-matpat-gif-1403963513819787752

[alpine nexus]

Dont let me go onto you alawi little piece of shyt

[lunar iron]

yall thought he was a girl? 😭😭

[alpine nexus]

@bleak lodge

[mellow dragon]

Yes...?

[lunar iron]

speaking of, is nour a guy or a girl?

[craggy pine]

Son 😭

[cobalt sedge]

Girl

[lunar iron]

im genuinely confused

[mellow dragon]

A girl..?

[distant moat]

which girl glazes balde? Its obv a guy

[lunar iron]

wait like actually??? i deadass thought she was a guy

[mellow dragon]

Ik a lot of girls that glaze

[alpine nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/phatearl-gif-6461675721159224531

[alpine nexus]

This dictator on a sunday

[distant moat]

@foggy comet btw balde is shyt

[bleak lodge]

😭 🙏

[alpine nexus]

@foggy comet give up bro

[mellow dragon]

@bleak lodge shuf shuf and ur targeting me

[cobalt sedge]

Wow raneem is from Iraq

[mellow dragon]

ME??

[bleak lodge]

No

[cobalt sedge]

Oh ok

[distant moat]

I think thats mbappe

[cobalt sedge]

Where are you from

[distant moat]

Common sense

[alpine nexus]

She identifies herself as iraqi

[bleak lodge]

Yes I am from Iraq

[bleak lodge]

I agree

[cobalt sedge]

I am a Jew

[mellow dragon]

Wow

[alpine nexus]

Okay fine im sorry then ranyuma

[bleak lodge]

Nice

[mellow dragon]

Ik Egyptian walik

[cobalt sedge]

Joke

[mellow dragon]

Isok 🥺

[mellow dragon]

Wow

[distant moat]

I am pedri

[mellow dragon]

Byebye brb

[mellow dragon]

Grass is green ahh knowledge

[cobalt sedge]

Join back

[wide swift]

so why does barca want anthony gordon

[mellow dragon]

Im gonna pray goat wait

[mellow dragon]

[alpine nexus]

They want me so bad, im (antony gordon)

[wide swift]

honestly we need the money

[cobalt sedge]

Okkk

[lunar iron]

hiii

[wide swift]

guys what do you think of gordon

[alpine nexus]

Invincible is for kids bro

[lunar iron]

please don't sign him, we don't need him

[low jolt]

Gordon Ramsey

[alpine nexus]

Are you 6?

I watched it when i was a child

We all was watching it when we was young

https://giphy.com/gifs/STRAPPEDUS-speed-ishowspeed-i-show-s5wFafpHxqKbIEERl9

Noooo dont come bacj

Please just dont come back

[lone fractal]

Chat my mom is crashing out at me cuz I have a catholic test thingy (I left Catholicism btw) cuz I go to catholic sch and the test is tmr and idk any of the stuff she literally said “if you keep having this attitude, forget abt Messi’s game this Saturday”(im going to) like omg what did I do 😭😭💔💔 like what attitude does she expect me to have especially that im not catholic

[bleak lodge]

Really

[alpine nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/what-wait-what-say-what-what-did-you-say-excuse-me-gif-8524338915304132731

[bleak lodge]

I am not shocked

[alpine nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/raphinha-barcelona-aura-rafinha-fc-barcelona-gif-9009030852259729475

[mellow dragon]

OFC U ARENT

[craggy pine]

I just got the goat approval by @bleak lodge my life is complete

[alpine nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-la-masia-fc-barcelona-dance-supercopa-champions-gif-15948352587753394433

[bleak lodge]

YW

[mellow dragon]

Might be you irl

[fossil dragon]

Gm chat

[alpine nexus]

This how im feeling irl tho

[bleak lodge]

Nah he is 28

I am joking

[lunar iron]

WHAT is going on in vc vro

[alpine nexus]

Yur right

Im 28

[lone fractal]

Lol

[lone fractal]

Yo what ima join

[alpine nexus]

Nooo dont

[bleak lodge]

Join

No

[fossil dragon]

Why?

[mellow dragon]

IM GETTING ACCUSED OF FLIRTING WHEN I WAS CURSING THIS GUY OUT 🤬

[alpine nexus]

Cus it’s traumatizing

[bleak lodge]

Because of raneem

[lunar iron]

give out a scouting report

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/marlon-streamer-marlon-streamer-lacy-mogged-gif-1741399791848271101

[mellow dragon]

WALAK

ME?????

[bleak lodge]

YES U

[mellow dragon]

NOT WITH THIS LOSER

[alpine nexus]

Yeahh

[minor ferry]

flirtator

[pure ridge]

hat happened

whos whatt

[minor ferry]

someone is flirting with my wife

[alpine nexus]

😭😭😭😭

[lunar iron]

raneem tryna flirt w mbappe

[alpine nexus]

Im 28?!?!?!?

[craggy pine]

😐😐

[bleak lodge]

She is

[pure ridge]

Woah

[fossil dragon]

HES 35?

[lunar iron]

or sum

[bleak lodge]

WHO

[pure ridge]

QP?? HELLO

[lunar iron]

idk im not on vc 💔💔

[pure ridge]

u 28 boi

[alpine nexus]

Im 29

[pure ridge]

TELL ME

[alpine nexus]

No

Ur missing out

[pure ridge]

eugh wheres ur kids

[lunar iron]

hes whatever age joao cancelo is

[pure ridge]

NOOO bru i dont want to

[mellow dragon]

Holy lies

[alpine nexus]

Then join

[mellow dragon]

Omg its the loml

[craggy pine]

What does Qp mean ?😭

[pure ridge]

when i come out shower☺️

[mellow dragon]

Goodnight guys im outta here

[pure ridge]

que paso

[alpine nexus]

Goodnight ranyumi

[mellow dragon]

Que paso I think

[mellow dragon]

Thanks 🥹

[fossil dragon]

Gn

[lunar iron]

night homie

[pure ridge]

damn got nn for errbofy

[craggy pine]

Ohh😭 nothing join VC

[mellow dragon]

Stay safe all yall

[pure ridge]

hey loml x2

[alpine nexus]

Yes aloush juju playmook

[pure ridge]

OK bru

[distant moat]

gn

[mellow dragon]

🤤 🤤

[pure ridge]

PLAYMOOK???? WHOS THST

making nn for other girls i see

[distant moat]

bro what is this KELSEY GUY CREATING

[minor ferry]

playmook is playmook

[alpine nexus]

@halcyon vale

[bleak lodge]

OH LOOK WHO IS GONNA GO TO SLEEP

[next inlet]

Merabaa hai

[mellow dragon]

Hihi jru

[halcyon vale]

Playmook is fire.

[lunar iron]

vc is tempting rn

[bleak lodge]

Yes

[distant moat]

@foggy comet

[mellow dragon]

Join

[halcyon vale]

Goodnight 😈

[alpine nexus]

Yessir

[next inlet]

goods hru

[alpine nexus]

Look whos jelaous

[mellow dragon]

Thanks.....

[fossil dragon]

Yo

[mellow dragon]

Im aight tyfa

[next inlet]

wsp

[mellow dragon]

Why does playmaker sound threatening im frine

[halcyon vale]

Waa

[fossil dragon]

Hyd gng

[alpine nexus]

Back to mute

Ffs

[next inlet]

im alr hbu

[mellow dragon]

You got this

[alpine nexus]

Yess

[mellow dragon]

Go valk go

[halcyon vale]

Did they hate your voice.

[mellow dragon]

Youre doing great sweetie!

[alpine nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/go-kylie-go-kylie-jenner-gif-5139087237496784635

[lone fractal]

yo guys i need some opinions on something i made

[lunar iron]

kesley can't be that bad 😭😭

[lone fractal]

Everyone join vc

[alpine nexus]

Yrah

[fossil dragon]

Nothin bored ash

Tyfa

[minor ferry]

hey guys

[next inlet]

real

[next inlet]

oi

[distant moat]

Warra i do

[alpine nexus]

Why did everyone actually leave

[fossil dragon]

Yup yup

[next inlet]

yur

[lone fractal]

Why’d everyone leave

[cobalt sedge]

Idk

[next inlet]

i scared them away

[fossil dragon]

Tf is happening in vc dude

[distant moat]

Haters gonna hate

[alpine nexus]

Traumatizing as i said

[lunar iron]

vc is so random, it'll go from 10 members to 0 in the span of 5 minutes

[cobalt sedge]

I’m not a hater

[alpine nexus]

Walak ya sho? Ya zift?! Tamem. I see how it is. Okay remember this

[lone fractal]

41 yo

[alpine nexus]

No bet remember this

[distant moat]

You are tho

[fossil dragon]

Nah

[mellow dragon]

WE ARENT STOPPPP THIS

[lone fractal]

Everyone join vc

[fossil dragon]

Like what

[lunar iron]

ion speak arab so the only thing i picked up from that is raneem is w mbappe

[next inlet]

?

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/no-hating-jesse-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-no-hating-hater-cannot-hate-gif-3733840340409812565

[cobalt sedge]

Join call bro🤬

[lunar iron]

which honestly i respect

[mellow dragon]

Wallah asfah bahebak 🥺

[mellow dragon]

I CANT UGH.

[fossil dragon]

Idk ngl

[cobalt sedge]

Whyyy

[minor ferry]

Hi princess

[next inlet]

ok i understand, sleep deprived?

[mellow dragon]

Ill tell u later trust

[next inlet]

hai

[lunar iron]

they slowly but surely resurrecting vc

[cobalt sedge]

Okkkk

[fossil dragon]

Nice nice

[cobalt sedge]

I thought we were friends

[lunar iron]

i thought that said excuse nina 💔💔

[fossil dragon]

Same lol

[minor ferry]

me too

mee four

[alpine nexus]

Ngl ts finna be insane in summer

[distant moat]

Friends dont execute each other?

[alpine nexus]

Im busy from now til like june

But in summer

Oh my god

[cobalt sedge]

Dude I have summer school😭

[fossil dragon]

Oh u seem like a guy with a lot of plans

[cobalt sedge]

Usually not

[distant moat]

You could try

[lunar iron]

WC gon go crazy

[alpine nexus]

I do man

[craggy pine]

😭😭no way broo

[alpine nexus]

Yeah and even eveyrthijg else bro

[cobalt sedge]

I will flunk again if I don’t go and I won’t go to my Madison beer concert

[distant moat]

what do they do then

[lunar iron]

tis summer gonna be one for the history books i can feel it

[cobalt sedge]

Be friends ig

[fossil dragon]

Yeah I don't im js gonna do more work save more money and Yeah

[tiny tendon]

Helloo

[lunar iron]

sup

[fossil dragon]

Yo

[distant moat]

You just jealous of me being nonchalant, 6’4 and curly headed

[cobalt sedge]

I’m not jealous of my friends

[signal rover]

Feminist too btw

[alpine nexus]

This is very distracting

Im gonna be back later, bye

[fossil dragon]

Bye

[distant moat]

What about maybeprime

[lunar iron]

yo prime thanks for that lambo you let me borrow the other day btw, it helped me get my grandma to the hospital in time

[cobalt sedge]

He’s a cutie pie

[lunar iron]

cya later goat o7

[distant moat]

No problem man you can actually keep it no need to give it back

[cobalt sedge]

Wow is this real

[lunar iron]

omg tysm man youre such a cool guy

[lunar iron]

yesss he's honestly such a kind and caring gentleman

[past helm]

Madrid fans are starting a new movement called “Mbappe Out”

[cobalt sedge]

Wowww I had no idea

[distant moat]

Wow ok

[fossil dragon]

Yup this is 100% real I was going to say thx after he gave me 2m to buy my mom's medicine that's when i saw that

[cobalt sedge]

Wow prime is so nice

[signal rover]

Prime practically set ups the sidemen charity matches and donates millions to help poor kids all around the world btw

[cobalt sedge]

Idk I prefer maybeprime

[distant moat]

Yall can chill out i dont wanna flex about that

[tiny tendon]

Love the glaze on prime

[next inlet]

.

[fossil dragon]

Prime told Iran to stop or he will get really angrily

[distant moat]

Its not glaze its real

[fossil dragon]

And they stopped

[bleak lodge]

@distant moat is very glazed

[signal rover]

Dictator MBappe, is Arbeloa getting sacked?

[lunar iron]

i remember when prime did that thing where he helped 100 blind people regain their vision

[bleak lodge]

YES

[distant moat]

You might wanna add me to that list

[fossil dragon]

Mr prime

[bleak lodge]

I will

[distant moat]

I let mrbeast take the credit so he could get money for the bills

[cobalt sedge]

Prime can you pay for my college tuition

[fossil dragon]

Fc 27 asking prime for his Image rights to add him to the game and he refused

[distant moat]

Why wont i? I always pay for people’s college tuitions

[bleak lodge]

I will add @distant moat to fc 27

[distant moat]

They wanted to make money off my face😂

[cobalt sedge]

Joke mine is free because my dad is disabled lol

[fossil dragon]

Stupid company 🥀

[cobalt sedge]

I’m lwk still peeling glue off my eyelashes

[distant moat]

Consequences

[cobalt sedge]

No I love it

[distant moat]

Add me to efootball and give me lewandowski pose

[lunar iron]

i heard he did that to show solidarity to the brazilian league, standing by them in their decision to not be featured in fc games, such a
-# yeah i forgot to complete the sentence it's staying like this now

[cobalt sedge]

Lmaooo

Eyelash glue

[distant moat]

They didnt wanna add neymar

[bleak lodge]

No fc 27

[distant moat]

Add brazilian league and ill agree

[bleak lodge]

Okay

[distant moat]

Yall getting neymar next fc

[lunar iron]

chat is this rizz?

[bleak lodge]

@lunar iron to barcelona

[fossil dragon]

I remember my sister waking me up at 2 am while screaming bc she had nightmare that she's getting married with yamal's Lil brother

[lunar iron]

ayeeeeee im gon farm laligas now

[bleak lodge]

Yea for sure

[cobalt sedge]

Dude what is the correlation to this

[bleak lodge]

😭 🙏

[fossil dragon]

Idk I thought she's joking but she's not😭😭

[thick pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-confused-what-really-gif-18130555

[lone fractal]

Everyone join gc

[thick pasture]

right now?

[fossil dragon]

That's my exact reaction at 2 am while hearing that

[distant moat]

Nobody joining to watch kelsey create a netanyahu kit

[thick pasture]

yall be havin weird dreams lol

[fossil dragon]

Yo I'm gonna get ts

[lunar iron]

yo hold on i gotta check out that kit

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-jumpscare-horror-analog-horror-meme-gif-15651418705348816673

[fossil dragon]

AHHH

[cobalt sedge]

No pls bro ha is. Huddle doe

[lunar iron]

yeah okay what the hell is that kit 😭😭

[bleak lodge]

Ik

@lunar iron why didnt you join vc

Am so tired

[lone fractal]

Wasn’t even watching the stream 😭what is that kit bro

[distant moat]

𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆im getting😂 skinned alive❤️ 𓀂𓀬𓁅𓁅𓃂𓄆𓃻𓀛

[bleak lodge]

Ik

[lunar iron]

i hopped in there for like 3 seconds then left, ive got some past experiences w vc id hate to repeat

[lone fractal]

Everyone join pls

[bleak lodge]

Oh

Okay

[lone fractal]

I want a rlly big vc call pls guys it’ll make my day 💔

[distant moat]

If kelsey comes here you should leave🤣

[fossil dragon]

Ik i don't want to see his weird ahh e football kits

[lunar iron]

im gonna go eat yall, luv all of yall <3

[distant moat]

Not the football kits. You’ll see more gifs like these i sent

[fossil dragon]

Gn buddy

[fossil dragon]

Oh are they worse than the e football kits?

[distant moat]

cya later goat

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fatbee-violin-tiktokfarlands-tiktok-tik-tok-gif-5322433881205802102

[fossil dragon]

Mobee

[white dune]

Hello

[exotic sequoia]

🚨🎖| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Newcastle United are demanding around €85M for Anthony Gordon - an operation and price considered very expensive. [@martinezferran] #fcblive 💰

[cobalt sedge]

Kudos Keychain duh are you ok

[foggy comet]

Wow my favorite lovely source ❤️

[distant moat]

You woke me up btw

[lone fractal]

Everyone join vc

[cobalt sedge]

Wdym

[foggy comet]

My least favorite source

False

Fake news

[distant moat]

I was sleeping. Your notification woke me up

[cobalt sedge]

Wakes wakey sunshine

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-my-sunshine-gif-3240171264740237883

[foggy comet]

Isreal 2026-2027 kit

[distant moat]

is yahu proud of you?

Im gonna go back to sleep

[cobalt sedge]

Hi

@distant moat

[exotic sequoia]

https://discord.com/channels/1104992464315629658/1112324132890214430

[distant moat]

You’re the reason im turning off wifi this night

[cobalt sedge]

Nooo😭😭

[distant moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fym-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-8957031223733331349

[cobalt sedge]

Maybe just stay awake

[distant moat]

Its 2.30 am

[cobalt sedge]

Girl its so earlyyy

[distant moat]

2.24 honestly

[distant moat]

I wake up early to go to the gym brochacho

[cobalt sedge]

Its 8:25 pm for me

[cobalt sedge]

Whats the point of sleep then atp

[distant moat]

I wake up at 10

[cobalt sedge]

Js stay up

[tiny tendon]

All nighter 😝

[cobalt sedge]

Yuhhhh

[distant moat]

How would I go to the gym then

[tiny tendon]

You go to the gym

[cobalt sedge]

Go to the gym extra early

I'll be waiting

Don't disappoint me

[distant moat]

5 times a week

[distant moat]

Waiting for what

[cobalt sedge]

I hate when ppl are so stupid

[foggy comet]

rate this

this*

[distant moat]

Finally a jersey that cant have balde’s name 10/10

[distant moat]

Im half asleep vro

[cobalt sedge]

Do u have like one eye open

How does that work

[autumn hull]

Wakey wakey nina

[cobalt sedge]

OMGMGMGMFMF

[fossil dragon]

U Should give barca these things

[cobalt sedge]

TREVONNNNNNNNN

[distant moat]

I think so

[cobalt sedge]

Bro is back🥹🥹🥹

[autumn hull]

just for a bit

🥺

[cobalt sedge]

Then ur gone for 5 months

🥺

[autumn hull]

Yes sadly 🥺

[cobalt sedge]

Why🥺

[cobalt sedge]

Open them both

Not that hard

[distant moat]

Its closed

Alr its 2.30 gn

[cobalt sedge]

Ok ok gn

[alpine nexus]

What the hell

https://giphy.com/gifs/homelander-ishowspeed-losedfire-gx8vjqf2OyadHHZ6cL

[tired coyote]

Arsenal have won the prem

[fiery patrol]

Liverpool are interested in Kounde😳from one sorry ahh rb to another sorry ahh rb

https://tenor.com/view/kounde-kounde-dance-vibe-vibing-vibin-gif-1968369819706219571

When they ask “why should we hire you” say “why should I work for you”

Reverse psychology

https://tenor.com/view/jules-kounde-think-gif-18415356103451390480

[open wyvern]

Then they say, GLHF

[fiery patrol]

Try to sell them a pen or sum like that

https://tenor.com/view/fcbarcelona-fcb-pedri-gaviphobic-holagavi-gif-1379444776361342318

What’s the job?

[tiny tendon]

I’m sorry😔

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/lamine-yamal-lamine-yamal-apologized-lamine-yamal-goal-lamine-yamal-smile-lamine-yamal-my-fault-gif-5038674297475061950

[candid estuary]

hi

[fiery patrol]

I forgot to censor j*b , please don’t ban me

[candid estuary]

does anyone oiay the game

play the game does anyone

wants to challenge me

[fiery patrol]

Blud that’s ucl night, tell them they can wait

https://tenor.com/view/uefa-champions-league-super-lig-galatasaray-fenerbahce-gif-24486952

Yes

[candid estuary]

who does iterviee at 8pm sharp

[silent mica]

where are you?!

[candid estuary]

nobody challenged me so you dont have the game

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-having-a-job-having-no-job-jobless-job-gif-14714024496373948723

[foggy comet]

rate this kit

[candid estuary]

it looks the same

[fiery patrol]

Allat just to get knocked out in the group stage unfortunately

[foggy comet]

it is the same its just one has a background one doesn't

[foggy comet]

shhhh

[fiery patrol]

They did the wc kits super well this year

[foggy comet]

trust the process

[craggy pine]

On el cinco playing Spider-Man

[foggy comet]

which one

i see

[craggy pine]

First remastered

[foggy comet]

YOOOO I LOVE THAT OJE

i've played it like 4 times

and im redoing it rn

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-web-of-shadow-peak-cinema-sad-gif-7340388374421121993

[foggy comet]

too many emojis bro

@rugged violet

and no i ain't buying that

no spain jersey

[craggy pine]

Yee I got like 100 hours on the 2018 disc PS4 but rn I’m tryna get platnuim for remastered rn

[fiery patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/nederlands-elftal-oranje-fifa-world-cup-worldcup2022-gif-27129095

[foggy comet]

im tryna get platinum too

i did it for miles morales

that one isn't really that hard

the thing is in the first one there's dlcs

and tbh the thing with like screwball is js annoying it aint even fun

i really hated her part

[burnt topaz]

hi

[foggy comet]

im tryna get all the achievements for the main game but there's the dlcs and stuff

[craggy pine]

Yea I got it too but only on the ps4 after I’m down with this game I’ll finish miles morales

[foggy comet]

i see

[candid estuary]

that is easy

[foggy comet]

that is easy

[craggy pine]

That’s why I got the remastered version cuz disc version didn’t all I need to do is beat the story mode in New game plus and ultimate difficulty

[foggy comet]

does it have to be from start to finish cuz i forgot ot set it at ultimate

[craggy pine]

Yeaa

[foggy comet]

but i need that achievement

[craggy pine]

Nah it has to be from start

[foggy comet]

broooo

i restarted the story not long ago im halfway

and i forgot to set it at ultimate

[craggy pine]

Rn I’m on the part where Otto releases every one almost done🙏

[foggy comet]

that part lowk tuff asl tho

[craggy pine]

Broo ngl im kinda speed running rn I haven’t died once through the whole story only once cuz I got straight up combo by task master

[foggy comet]

hmmm

[craggy pine]

Gives me chills bro

[foggy comet]

new game is so easy since you got everything maxed out from the start

but the only problem really is the difficulty ig

so it levels everything out

[craggy pine]

Yea but I only died to task master in my very first run. In new game I haven’t died

[foggy comet]

yeah taskmaster hard asf unless u know how to do it

[craggy pine]

But rn I’m just trying to get platnuim for all three Spider-Man games

[foggy comet]

i only got miles and the first one

since im on ps4

how good is the spiderman 2 compared to the spiderman 1

[fleet axle]

Wanting money to spend in free time, but not wanting to work for money because I wont have any free time

life hard

[craggy pine]

Dude only reason I died is cuz I treated that foo like a regular criminal forgot that dude knows your moves

[foggy comet]

yeah man

i dont really remember how i did it

[craggy pine]

Hella good but nothing beat first one

[foggy comet]

hmmm

[past helm]

City had 1 job

[foggy comet]

yeah man

[past helm]

Job had 1 city

[foggy comet]

and they failed

[past helm]

1 city had job

[halcyon vale]

City being city

https://tenor.com/view/guardiola-pep-guardiola-smile-acidobianconero-gif-1986648624590030600

[past helm]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-everyone-plastic-bottle-signals-youtube-greetings-gif-23606585

[craggy pine]

Yea he’s not that hard but you just can’t try to combo him gotta wait till bro attacks that’s it

[frail elm]

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Deco had a meeting with Anthony Gordon’s agent.

Barça are interested in the player.

— @monfortcarlos

[foggy comet]

yeah

carl bot

[sudden nest]

ai

[sweet bobcat]

What are we doing

[vernal stratus]

Hi chat!!

[frail elm]

Hes good player

[sweet bobcat]

Better options out there

[frail elm]

Like?

[sweet bobcat]

Mika godts, abde, diomande, nusa, Victor munoz

Most of them cheaper, more potential or just better

Lowkey Even rashford a better option

[frail elm]

Same

[sweet bobcat]

Yes

[frail elm]

For ST better to go for a experience and can score like 20 goals avg per season

[sweet bobcat]

Gordon isnt a striker

[frail elm]

He can play ST

[silent mica]

ohhh im in a class 🥹

[frail elm]

HE IS LW/ST

[sweet bobcat]

So can rashford

Doesnt mean hes one

[frail elm]

Rashford is better on wings for playmaking

[craggy pine]

What time is it for you ? I finished my classes hours ago

[frail elm]

He aint good in finishing in final third

[sweet bobcat]

And gordon is mainly a lw for a reason

[frail elm]

Rashford is like he can finish somedays and forgot in other matches

He is good in 1v1 finishing

We are talking transfers in ideal world

So gordan can come

But not gonna happen

I will say lewa coz i didnt get chance to see prime suarez

[sweet bobcat]

I like Suárez more

Suárez is more complete

Like Julián if he wasnt a dwarf

[thick pasture]

2012 is repeating.

remember this.

[halcyon vale]

Did we win the UCL that year?

😭

[frail elm]

We didnt deserve ucl tbf

We didnt beat any big teams except new castle some would argue

CONFIRMED: Thibaut Courtois will be READY for El Clasico. @La_SER ✅

[dusty radish]

💀 💀

Are we trolling? So we can't afford Rashford for 30m, but we can buy this guy for 60m???

[thick pasture]

we sellin kounde looks like

[dusty radish]

But why are we paying 60m for a new LW?

Are we benching Raphinha or smth?

[pseudo blade]

main issue is about rashy's salary

[rocky salmon]

hi

[cedar wagon]

someone bribe gordon to reject us

[rocky salmon]

guys I think we lost hope...

Arsenal is gonna win prem

[frail elm]

Lol it doesn’t mean we buyin him

[brittle abyss]

The price tag isn’t the issue it’s the wages

[rocky salmon]

huh

[brittle abyss]

Gordon is mid anyways

[frail elm]

Guys

[brittle abyss]

Would rather get Abde who’s like 20x cheaper

[rocky salmon]

May I ask a question

how is Gordon mid

[frail elm]

Wtf is this bernardo silva rumour?

[brittle abyss]

Only redeeming quality Gordon has is that he’s presses

He isn’t worth Barca time

Especially with the money he’s going for

[rocky salmon]

u mean hes more defensive than ofensive?

fair

[frail elm]

Between abde and gordon i will choose gordon ideally

[brittle abyss]

Abde gives us a different profile and he’s infinitely more cheaper

It’s a no brainer

[frail elm]

Yea thats why i said “ideally”

[rocky salmon]

Did yall heard the rumours about Dinosaurloth

[frail elm]

I heard it about 2months ago

Too late

[rocky salmon]

I heard it recently (like 3 weeks ago) 😭

[frail elm]

If sorloth can become more clinical than he is good option

Otherwise i feel he is just like ferran

[rocky salmon]

and hes tall, which gives us more vintages in corners

[brittle abyss]

Sorloth is just mid

Only useful as a back up similar to Ferran

[rocky salmon]

but we dont want be like corner fc

[cedar wagon]

I like the shout but he is young and younger players want minutes and honestly he would jst come here to rot on the bench

[frail elm]

Scorimg from corners exist bro

[brittle abyss]

Nah he wouldn’t rot on the bench if flick is serious about Barca

[rocky salmon]

talking about Arsenal, they r gonna win prem bruhh

[frail elm]

Let arsenal fans enjoy once i say

Just dont let them win ucl

[rocky salmon]

No, they r so annoying.

[frail elm]

Toxic too

[rocky salmon]

ok just let them dont win dat

[rocky salmon]

and obsessive with saka

[sour condor]

Frrr brroo

How the they compared saka to messi

[uncut sandal]

crazy

guys who would ya sell from squad

[shell lily]

Tmr bouta be horrifying

[uncut sandal]

you mean the most boring match in human history?

[shell lily]

Ofc

[uncut sandal]

polish 4rth division is more fun to watch than arsenal v atletico

[sour condor]

Hmmm sometimes I'll feel like to sell ferraan
But sometimes he's great too 😭😭

[sour condor]

😩🙏🏻

Never gonna watch haram ball

[forest spear]

who are you

the only true dictator is me

[sour condor]

😭

[uncut sandal]

let him cook

[forest spear]

yeah stay queit good boy

[shell lily]

Then why are you in Italy instead of supporting the team

[forest spear]

shut up im the true dictaor

[uncut sandal]

peak writing

[shell lily]

Dictator taking a little vacation when his team is suffering

[forest spear]

15 champions leuge

[fierce leaf]

So many dictator

[shell lily]

You can watch us lift Laliga this weekend in Italy

[uncut sandal]

vini scoring when mbappe gone😂

[shell lily]

You have 0

[forest spear]

me scoring 3 goals in world cup final

[shell lily]

What you on about

[forest spear]

no

i rerite history with my dictator ship like kim jung un

now i won all 15

[fierce leaf]

Do we even care Abt what happened 4 years ago

[forest spear]

i won 3 world cups

[shell lily]

Dictator after leaving psg,now they cooking

[forest spear]

9 ballon dor

[forest spear]

no i rerote hsitory again

[shell lily]

Enjoy being trophy-less this season dictator

[forest spear]

now i took there champions league

and now its mine

[shell lily]

Keep dreaming

[forest spear]

Yoo your the guy that said anotny>ronaldo

[forest spear]

no

[shell lily]

You can dream about that in italy

[fierce leaf]

what makes you think im a guy

[forest spear]

i took italy

[fierce leaf]

Saka>>

[shell lily]

Don't listen to the dictator,he's a weakling

[forest spear]

nothing i use guy as neutrul for me

[fierce leaf]

Okay

[forest spear]

yeah dont listen to flikc

wait flick why did you tell them not to listen to you

[uncut sandal]

Diego Simeone might pull in a moment🥀

[shell lily]

Wdym

[fierce leaf]

Flick please give Pedri some rest

[forest spear]

you said dont listen to dictator

oh yeah the only true one is me

[potent rain]

Sup

[forest spear]

so you were talking about me

[shell lily]

So?

[small brook]

goatson is back

yo i used to be a dictator

best one yet

[uncut sandal]

why are u in here madridista

[forest spear]

yeAH SO YOUR NOT A TRUE DICTATOR

[small brook]

idk ask @split rivet

[small brook]

i am

[forest spear]

no

me true mbappe

you fake

[shell lily]

You are far worse than me

[small brook]

im bason

[small brook]

bro dictator mbappe clears

[forest spear]

wheres your world cup or champions leuge

[small brook]

u dont even have one

[forest spear]

unlike you i rerowte foorbal i have 4 world cup 9 ballon door 3 puskas

[small brook]

oh

yeah

[forest spear]

wait

arent we the same?

your just my younger version

[small brook]

idk

im bason

[forest spear]

whats your name

[small brook]

basonic bason

[forest spear]

oh basebappe

[small brook]

what

[forest spear]

yo what are we even saying at this point

[small brook]

im telling u my name

idk what ur saying

chat dead for once

@split rivet save us

[severe rampart]

Easier said than done

[stuck hatch]

@severe rampart relatable username

[small brook]

yo goat

[stuck hatch]

Yo
Yk ball

[shell lily]

What's y'all predictions for tmr

[stuck hatch]

Hmm

[small brook]

do u not remember me

[lunar iron]

si

[stuck hatch]

😒
Btw Barcelona might win the title this Sunday 😁😁😁

[rocky lake]

yoooo chat

[lunar iron]

yo

[stuck hatch]

Yo lucky 🤔

[lunar iron]

n bye

[stuck hatch]

Bye

[small brook]

speed mad gif

[thick pasture]

wait wait

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[small brook]

flight stare gif

[lunar iron]

oh...

they're watching...

[stuck hatch]

😆😆

[thick pasture]

pump or a sawed?

[lunar iron]

hello mods...

[stuck hatch]

With mods this chat became dead 😭

All the freaks gone ✌🏻🤞🏻😁

[thick pasture]

he's not here

[lunar iron]

😔

[stuck hatch]

😔

[thick pasture]

😔

[lunar iron]

he isn't here, the other one is

[stuck hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mods-chainsaw-gif-13704332135471131484

[thick pasture]

the other one