WTS Kuva PC with a twist

[long lotus]

wts kuva 15p first 10 rolls on unrolled riv otherwise 3p/roll

price is cheaper than BotRunz
(but who am I ?? sus)

am I gonna roll your glaive riven and get a groll and then disappear in the grofit, never to be seen again?

only one way to find out

Status: STILL SELLING!

[spiral pollen]

-1 not trusted

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1137522826971197490.webp?size=48&name=agreegebusiness&quality=lossless

[long lotus]

thank you

you should be my 1st customer, I'd really like that

[spiral pollen]

im selling aswell

[cosmic axle]

Mf anti-advertising himself 💀

[long lotus]

I even stole Bot's message and edited it. Yes, I am that lazy.

What's to say I won't steal more stuff?

[hybrid dirge]

its already Jover, for yall Kuva sellers, in here. BotRunz owns this market, atleast on this server and Endo.

[reef loom]

I’ll buy 500 kuva and a will to live

[long lotus]

It's not, I already got 3 customers
I promise 100% discretion, like a dirty deal.
I'm a very honest drug, I mean, Kuva dealer, yes.

[long lotus]

Sorry, we don't sell will to live here, only will to die.

[reef loom]

-rep

[long lotus]

Thank you for your review.
So far we the service has ⁻ 2 reputation vouches.

[winged scaffold]

lmao

man now I'll have to buy from you just to fix this

ehhhh can we do like 20 ish rolls

nvm

30 rolls

33 rolls

[long lotus]

when u on

[winged scaffold]

right now

[long lotus]

had half a hour but now back to work 😅 gonna be on later today, will let u know if thats fine

[winged scaffold]

we might live in different timezones and that could be hard

[long lotus]

yeah im EU

[winged scaffold]

bt basically I will be offline for the next 12 to 14 hours then wake up

well uhh

I will leave in like 2 hours

then sleep

so that would be uhh

[long lotus]

shit, tomorrow or sunday

[winged scaffold]

let me check

I guess yeah tomorrow then

[long lotus]

🤝 great

[winged scaffold]

I am online for the next 14-16 hours

well with breaks and so on but online

ping me whenever you are here

or for that matter better DM me

[winged scaffold]

service tested with a glaive riven, no scamma can trust (most likely) (probably) (seriously)

[long lotus]

Thanks for your business. It was a good chance to scam a Glaive riven but I failed. Maybe scam the next customer, who knows? ❤️

On a more serious note, Discord stream + plat collateral and it's a pretty safe service, only risk is me running away with your god roll but let's be real here, there's no chance you can get a god roll on your riven as you've been unlucky your entire life, so you have no reason not to buy my service.

[winged scaffold]

also I have a video recording if anyone else will check the thread and be like nooooooooooooooo there's no waaaaaaaaay

[real belfry]

theeeere's no waaaay

but I might buy some rolls this week gonna hit you up in dms

[winged scaffold]

@long lotus new possible client

[long lotus]

Sure thing, let me know 👍

[long lotus]

I am gonna have to start paying you by this point

[winged scaffold]

no

[winged scaffold]

@long lotus you up for some more gamba?

[long lotus]

in endo farm lobby, if it doesn't happen, sure

[winged scaffold]

k

[winged scaffold]

looks like I'm going to sleep, till tomorrow I guess

[long lotus]

I can do now

if ur still on, just finished the endo farm

[winged scaffold]

ok lets do it fast

cause Im hyper tired

ign blackmamba.54

[long lotus]

shit

I just joined another endo lobby, sorry lol

[winged scaffold]

kfgjgjkdjlgkdjkgljkdfgkj

ggs I sleep

[long lotus]

go sleep, we can do it tmr no problem

keep ur gambling in moderation

[winged scaffold]

uhhhh

gamba?

[winged scaffold]

no gamba it seems

[long lotus]

hey, the craziest thing happened
I blinked and there was a cheapish glaive riven for sale
I blinked again and all my kuva was gone

[winged scaffold]

what

well that was

disappointing

[long lotus]

Lately no arbis so running low

Will continue the service once I have more Kuva again.

[reef loom]

WTB 10000 kuva for 200p u have 5 mins

[long lotus]

[winged scaffold]

man that sucks now I have to go back to botrunz

temporarily or permanently depending on how fast you get back your stock

[long lotus]

Back in business.

The Vitus is still hot.

Kuva even hotter.

[winged scaffold]

@long lotus you're online?

[long lotus]

at work, gonna be free in a hour.

[winged scaffold]

okay

I'll log off for now then

[real belfry]

fr