no-wow-discussion

[safe crater]

Lol

[north verge]

pressed enter to early sorry

[timber crag]

I got ur shift lyo

U go rest

Thank you!

I will go degrade some noobies on Mortal Kombat

[safe crater]

Nice

[timber crag]

Ayyyy

[safe crater]

I tried watching Army of the Dead on Netflix and it was bad, someone recommend a good zombie movie

[timber crag]

In your dreams

[timber crag]

How bad

A good zombie movie... Hm

[north verge]

so maybe, i should be some kind of laundry line, hang your things on me, and i will, swing, them, dry

[timber crag]

I was thinking of watching it

[safe crater]

Like most the movie is out of focus bad and the writing was bad and the plot was bad

[timber crag]

Still is pretty good

Hmm two conflicting opinions

[safe crater]

And apparently they ‘stole’ scenes from Alien

[timber crag]

It's about a guy dressing up as a golden statue to avoid a zombie invasion

Ill have to watch it

Still is good

[safe crater]

GO watch Screen Rant if you. Dont mind spoilers

[north verge]

WHO STOLE SCENES FROM ALIEN?

[safe crater]

I watched 40min the stopped i was bored

[north verge]

that that...no..

[timber crag]

Nah i have to watch it for myaelf to judge

[north verge]

alien is childhood, on one steals from alien...

[timber crag]

U were like 2

[north verge]

??

[safe crater]

Uh theres like 4

[north verge]

i was born in 2002

[safe crater]

And two more

[north verge]

yea

[safe crater]

Alien and Aliens is good imo and then Prometheus

[north verge]

i only seen first movie fully throughout, the others looked kinda gory afs i didnt watch em lmao

[timber crag]

Still blows my mind when I hear kids under 10 say when they were born

[safe crater]

Lol ikr

[north verge]

im not under 10 what

im 18

[timber crag]

Hahahhaa

I feel so old. Then I remember school textbooks are older than me

[safe crater]

Imagine, living through the 90s

[north verge]

fine i wont say when i was born ill say where i was born

i was born florida

[safe crater]

Imagine no internet

[timber crag]

Uh oh

[north verge]

now i live in kentucky

[safe crater]

No cell phones

[timber crag]

Florida

[safe crater]

Florida woman

[timber crag]

God damn so many good articles come from florida

[north verge]

its funny cuz i cant swim

[timber crag]

Makes sense that Foxy is a Florida woman

[north verge]

and im afrid of water

[safe crater]

Foxy is that why youre so kooky

[timber crag]

She has a pet gator

[north verge]

what?

[safe crater]

You’re a Florida woman

[timber crag]

Florida man tries to make friends with crocodile

[north verge]

wtf is kooky

[timber crag]

Gets severely hurt

[north verge]

youre not wrong

i do have a pet gator

he has spots aswell

[timber crag]

Such fucking good articles

Florida Man tries to make friends with a crocodile, ends up hitting an RKO on it instead

[north verge]

florida man robs resturuant with gator, throws gator through window, man shops with gator at walmart in florida

yes these are all true

im not sure how they are doing it, but somehow they are grabbing gators left and right with no scratches

[timber crag]

So thats why you are the way you are

[north verge]

what

[timber crag]

Gators are easy to catch

Explains so many things foxy

[north verge]

w-well i mean they can turn in an instant and bite u, wdym ez

[timber crag]

Just distract them with something in front of them so they don't see you sneaking behind them

[north verge]

fair

[timber crag]

Hop on them and wrap scotch tape around their mouth

[north verge]

yea

[timber crag]

A bisexual buysexual buys sexual services

[north verge]

fuck

@timber crag wdym tho, what epxlains what

[timber crag]

Foxy

What the fuck

Whats that emoji

[north verge]

its my gay emoji

cuz im gay

[safe crater]

Dancing Druid

[north verge]

and i main feral drui-- oh shit o wow talk

[safe crater]

Death

[north verge]

please

[timber crag]

Which server did u get it from

Lmao

[north verge]

its private and no i cant inv u

i got in trble for inviting blue

[timber crag]

Shar, that profile picture reminds me of Sokka's moon girlfriend

[timber crag]

Dont worry about it

[north verge]

and he got kicked

[timber crag]

Maybe ill explain in dms but hm

Maybe not

Keep the mystery going

[timber crag]

But u have me muted so youll never know i msged u

ratchet ?

xD

[safe crater]

I laughed too hard

[timber crag]

You're welcome

why nobody is remaking MMORPGS ?

[north verge]

i shouldnt..but i will, post tis

have my cringe

[timber crag]

Too much work

😭

[north verge]

robot hug

[timber crag]

They are lmao

[north verge]

MMORPGS ARE A DEAD GENRE

[safe crater]

Super dead

[timber crag]

who is ?

[north verge]

EVERYTIME ONE COMES OUT IT DIOES A MONTH LATER BCUZ ITS BASICALLY A REPOST OF EVERY OTHER GAME

[timber crag]

Riot and dreamhaven

never heard of them before

Lmap

I was thinking of RIFT

bless online which I couldnt play

[north verge]

i miss wildstar

[safe crater]

Not Bless

[north verge]

bless online was a ripoff

do not support them

[safe crater]

Plus bless online doesn’t exist anymore

[north verge]

no i didnt buy shit but jesus christ they suck

[timber crag]

We just need an MMORPG that doesn't try shoving stuff we don't want down our throats, with devs that listen

wildstar 😭

Imagine if Terraria was an MMO

[north verge]

wildstar

[timber crag]

why they did it to wildstar?

[north verge]

idk

[timber crag]

it was like WOW but better

[timber crag]

This would be such a good thing

[north verge]

i joined and played only yr bfor they closed down

[north verge]

alot better

[timber crag]

Almost reminds me of cubeworld

[north verge]

well @timber crag Trove?

[timber crag]

Trove ?

[north verge]

i havent been on Trove in over 5 yrs but

[timber crag]

Huh?

[north verge]

its lioke minecraft with mounts and stuff

[timber crag]

hmmm ,. . .

[north verge]

DONT TELL ME NO ONES HEARD OF IT

[timber crag]

Minecraft has mounts

does this discord provide voice chats with screen shareS?

[safe crater]

No

[safe crater]

Unless you paid member

[timber crag]

😭

Horses, Striders, Mules, Donkeys

I think even pigs

[north verge]

trove has dragons, dogs, cats, ect ect a smounts and shit

[timber crag]

what about warframe ?

[north verge]

and its mmo kinda

[safe crater]

I’m gonna go play SOLO

[timber crag]

Excalibur Umbra or gtfo

xD

Enjoy shar!

got cha

[safe crater]

(Sword of lengends online)

You pervs

[north verge]

first time this chat is alive

[safe crater]

LEWD

[timber crag]

blade and soul

Scarlet Blade

[safe crater]

Nah

[timber crag]

black desert online

[safe crater]

Omai

[timber crag]

That's a slutty game

[safe crater]

Yes it is

[north verge]

archeage was nice imo, very good graphics, customization, and i had fun for a bit

[timber crag]

Path of exile is a good game

im waiting for path of exile 2

I wish Rusty Hearts still existed

[safe crater]

I just dont like f2p games tbh

[timber crag]

it can beat diablo 4

[north verge]

me knowing my computer wont ever handle poe

[timber crag]

Its gonna be the same as one

[north verge]

looks boring anyway

[timber crag]

Shar O_O

Just with a bit of extra mobs

[safe crater]

What

[spring dragon]

Eso can be played on console

[timber crag]

you just too rich

😭

Shar, here's a free to play game you will love

[safe crater]

I’m an adult with money

[north verge]

oh wow

[timber crag]

Doki Doki Literature Club

[safe crater]

Ive played that before it was on youtube

[north verge]

baka

[timber crag]

im adult , , , but student with no job

[north verge]

im that child u found on the side of the road and regret it 18 yrs later

[timber crag]

is 21 ? young adult ?

I'm an immature young adult with too much time on her hands and no willpower

[north verge]

no thats old

[safe crater]

21 is a kid to me

[timber crag]

O_O

[timber crag]

Yes you are

[north verge]

thank you

[timber crag]

im just adult now 😭

I turned 20 last month, so, ay

[north verge]

D ;

[timber crag]

❤️

but I feel like 18 tbh

[restive acorn]

Yup

[north verge]

i turn 20 next year, i turn 19 this yr in august, holy fuck, uh uh what do i do how do i stop aging

[safe crater]

My birthday is Thursday

[timber crag]

i turn 22 in august 30

[north verge]

oh wow

[timber crag]

Death

[north verge]

my birthday is august 27th

def we are close : o

[timber crag]

we close ;3

April 16th

[north verge]

oh my god

[timber crag]

3 days difference

[timber crag]

One day off of my 3 exs

Bruh

[spring dragon]

Tfw 17

[timber crag]

Hahhaha

[north verge]

i can see why they are exs

[safe crater]

Doge you young

[timber crag]

my ex's birthday si july 15

[north verge]

[spring dragon]

I dont wanna turn 18

[north verge]

its not that bad doge

[timber crag]

My ex's birthday is February 28th

Im feb 7th

[safe crater]

Idk I felt better after I turned 25

[spring dragon]

It is Im supposed to do my drivers license

[north verge]

oh

goodluck

[spring dragon]

Im scared of it ngl

[timber crag]

Foxy broke 7 cars

Peak of happiness in life is apparently 23-25

[north verge]

i dont know how to drive, i cant drive, im 4'10 i cant see above steering wheel, plus id fucking die trying to so

[timber crag]

I wish metro made a new seires of their game

While getting her driver license

[safe crater]

Driving is scary.

[north verge]

id prefer walking

NOW I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

[timber crag]

can somebody help me identify game genre i play ?

Speaking of driving

Here's a joke

[north verge]

LMFAO

[timber crag]

Foxy only got a driver license bcs she threatened to bite the teachers toes if he doesnt give it to her

Bcs she so smol

[safe crater]

Lyo, that’s how I see without glasses wtf

[north verge]

?

i dont drive

[timber crag]

Yeah same, but only when reading

[north verge]

i dont have a lisence yet alone an ID

[timber crag]

wait a second

FOXY ?

[safe crater]

Tomorrow is my lasik consultation

[north verge]

what

[timber crag]

Foxy is undocumented

[safe crater]

I’m nervous

[north verge]

WHAT

[timber crag]

Hahahaha

are you not black desert online discord channel admin by any chance ?

Here's something really annoying

[north verge]

@safe crater hey its ok to be nervous just stay chill and get it done and afterwards tell your man to treat you like queen

@timber crag HAHAHA, ME AN ADMIN, AHAHA AHHA, HOPE I DIDNT DELETE THE SERVER, AHAHA

[timber crag]

Youll be just okay

[north verge]

ha..me ...

[timber crag]

I got vaccinated for covid, but I still have to get tested once every three weeks at work

[north verge]

admin..

i cant.. thats too funny

[timber crag]

This is so damn annoying

xD

wait a second

I mean its just strict regulations

[stable locust]

I mean once you're vaccinated it doesn't mean you cant contract I dont think

fully vaccinated at least

[timber crag]

nope my bad

[north verge]

lets not get on that topic

: D

[stable locust]

kekw gotem

[north verge]

i wanna talk abt food and video games

[timber crag]

you guys just had the same thingys on nickname

Foxy makes a good point

I like sushi

X_X

[safe crater]

Full vaccination you can still contract it

[timber crag]

I like bbq

[spring dragon]

I never tried sushi

[timber crag]

If foxy ever came close to some responsibility

[safe crater]

You just dont really get sick

[north verge]

WHO DOESNT LIKE BBQ

[stable locust]

bad pic because I was hungry but

[timber crag]

It would be death

I never had sushi, but I have had tuna in tomato sauce

[spring dragon]

mhm bbq is great

[stable locust]

from a while ago

[timber crag]

mmmmmmm

[safe crater]

Mm sushi and sashimi

[timber crag]

give me that

😭

[north verge]

ugh im to lazy to die

[stable locust]

first time eating out after over a year

[timber crag]

You making me want to order sushi again

im too poor

i only have 1K in my student bank account

[north verge]

i had subway but im kinda hungry again and idk what i want, we dont have much

[stable locust]

I spilled the soy and messed up the box before the pic that's why it looks like a hot mess

[safe crater]

I had sushi Friday

Was soo good

[north verge]

its like even if u eat 500 tons, and someone says smth abt food, ur just instantly hungry again

[timber crag]

You eat like every 5 mins foxy relax

[stable locust]

sashimi with a little bit of lemon

[north verge]

shut the fuck up

[stable locust]

godly

[timber crag]

I am too broke at the moment

Hahahaha

[north verge]

now ima eat every 5 seconds

and stream it to make u mad

[safe crater]

Mmm Salmon and tuna sashimi is the best

[timber crag]

Spending all my money on new furniture

You wont pussy

[north verge]

why not spend it on me instead

[safe crater]

I need to spend money on nothing rn

[north verge]

@timber crag yea youre right , im to lazy

[timber crag]

Ur goddamn right

Because you're not Dafire

foxy

share the food

That's why, Foxy

.<

[safe crater]

I need to eat, even made food but i cant be bothered to go get it

[north verge]

lyo shh

i have to behave bcuz dafire will get me again and put me in time out

[timber crag]

Im freaking 139lbs

[safe crater]

Smol

[north verge]

dafire knows when im sleeping, when im awake, when ive been naughty, all through my days

[timber crag]

125lbs

[stable locust]

I'm 45kg soaking wet

[safe crater]

Lol

[timber crag]

220lbs

[stable locust]

pain

[restive acorn]

Y’all some paper weights

[north verge]

annnd people are flexing their weight again on me, why must u guys...

im only 80 pounds

[timber crag]

im a 177cm tall and im 64 kg 😭 and I eat 2 times a day

Or 110 kg for my normal people

[north verge]

please

[stable locust]

99lbs

[north verge]

i dont wanna be stick

[safe crater]

I dont share my weight

Ha

[spring dragon]

Im 120 lbs and 6 foot

[restive acorn]

I’m 312 B)

[stable locust]

4'11, 99lbs

[timber crag]

i need a girlfriend to feed me 😭

im lonely

I cant believe how thin you people are

[north verge]

i got weighed at doctors last week and im 80 ponds

[stable locust]

I havent grown in 7 years

[north verge]

t - t

[timber crag]

I look thinner than I actually am because I work out

[stable locust]

I'm pressed

[timber crag]

And short

Jesus

[safe crater]

Ew feed yourself

[spring dragon]

Going to the doc again because im so thin

[north verge]

@stable locust IM 4'10, 80 POUNDS, ARE WE LOST TWINS

[timber crag]

Why is everyone short

Whyyy

what do u mean ew ?

[safe crater]

Cause

[restive acorn]

One inch taller than @north verge

[timber crag]

wth 😭

[safe crater]

We can be

[north verge]

WTF

[stable locust]

no, I might have cancer LMAO

[north verge]

WHAT?

[safe crater]

You dont need a girlfriend to feed you

[timber crag]

Is 5'6 short?

[safe crater]

Thats so sexist tbh

[timber crag]

It's above average here

[restive acorn]

Meh

[stable locust]

5'6 is a nice height

[timber crag]

I consider it short here

I cant cook

[north verge]

said no man ever

[safe crater]

Learn to cook

[timber crag]

i cant 😭

Im 6'5

[safe crater]

Women dont like lazy men

[timber crag]

Or 196 cm

[stable locust]

false

[timber crag]

true 😭

[stable locust]

my lad is lazy as all hell and I adore him

[timber crag]

but still I cant cook 😭

[safe crater]

If you wanna marry your mother then yknow

[stable locust]

I wouldnt want him any other way

[north verge]

@safe crater i...-blushes- i kinda learned to cook some more on my own this week, like easy stuff like crecent rolls and mac n cheese, r...r u proud of me? its out of my comfort zone so

[timber crag]

If he can cook, clean and kill while saying he loves you, he is worthy

[safe crater]

^

[stable locust]

this triggered my fight or flight

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-clapping-applause-applaud-cheerleader-gif-12591824

[north verge]

@stable locust trust me anyone would run away from me, uwu x3, GASP

[spring dragon]

I cant cook tbh

[timber crag]

what if

[stable locust]

yeah no

[safe crater]

Sorry, lol. I just cant mother my husband, I want a companion

No a child

[timber crag]

. . . he can kill , clean but cannot cook

[north verge]

HAHAHA

[safe crater]

Hmmm

Killing and cleaning? Deal

[timber crag]

Foxy if you can show proof you didnt burn down the kitchen

xD

Ill give you a thumbsup

[north verge]

what kitchen?

[stable locust]

meh, I'm very old fashioned when it comes to my relationship

[spring dragon]

Never learned it will stay that way until I will move out someday lmao

[north verge]

it was already on fire when i got there

i mean what

[timber crag]

Hahaha

[restive acorn]

What girl doesn’t want a man who kills spiders for her

[stable locust]

I like to cook, clean, etc

[north verge]

@restive acorn i want a women who kills spiders for me

[stable locust]

I rehome the spiders let's gooo

[safe crater]

Nah kill my enemies and bring me their hearts

That’s true love

[timber crag]

oh baby I can kill whatver the hell as long as it's not king kong or black mamba

[restive acorn]

Rare

[north verge]

very

jumping spiders ill protect but if ur something else and idk what u r, then ur dead

[timber crag]

cuz that venom will kill me in a minute

I got so lucky with Dafire. He is Italian, so he has cooking in his genes. Maybe he's part of some Italian mafia, so he can kill. And he's very tidy, so he does clean

Perfect boyfriend

[north verge]

lyo and dafire should get married

[safe crater]

I opened the shades earlier and ther was a huge spider on the other side of the glass

I screamed

[timber crag]

Host our wedding, Foxy

[restive acorn]

Who has he killed 👀

[timber crag]

We'll bring cookies

[stable locust]

partner is Welsh, can cook chicken nuggets and is teaching me how to play rocket league

is the bar low

[north verge]

@timber crag im a terrible designer

[timber crag]

And his country won eurovision so thats another plus

[safe crater]

I taught my husband how to cook after we moved in together, now he makes tasty stuff too and even makes beer and mead

[stable locust]

I feel like after I typed that I've realised how low the bar is

[timber crag]

Im eating cookies that are pizza flavored

AAAA THE PINGS

STAHP

[stable locust]

IM SORRY

[restive acorn]

lol

[north verge]

lol everyones in relationship and im over here like, IM SINGGLE, NOT READY TO MINGLE, SO ILL PUT ALL MY FEELINGS INTO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

[restive acorn]

What the actual fuck

[stable locust]

the fight or flight again

[north verge]

what the actual fuck

[timber crag]

xD

[safe crater]

Foxy youre too young for me

[north verge]

shart youre married

shar

SHAR*

[timber crag]

what ? you never had these cookies ?

[safe crater]

You’re almost half my age

[timber crag]

Shart

SHART

[safe crater]

Shart

[restive acorn]

WHAT

[north verge]

NO

[safe crater]

poots

[stable locust]

how old is foxy?

[timber crag]

18

[north verge]

how many months away from august

[timber crag]

Shar is like 30

[stable locust]

dear god

[safe crater]

Ill be 33 on may 27th

[restive acorn]

32

[safe crater]

So 2 days

[stable locust]

happy early birthday good sir

[north verge]

HOW MANY MONTHS AWAY FROM AUGUST

[safe crater]

Uh like 3

[north verge]

@safe crater u have same birthday as my brother and i would not take this kindly

[safe crater]

Lol

[timber crag]

xD

maybe not pizza

[safe crater]

Gemini bb

[north verge]

wait..

[timber crag]

but they taske like it >.<

[north verge]

no

i mistaken

I FORGOT MY OWN BROTHERS BIRTHDAY

[safe crater]

HA

[timber crag]

Most of my family has their birthday in April. It's like a breeding season

[north verge]

NOW ID ONT EVEN KNOW

[restive acorn]

How do I gift an online friend something for their bday

[north verge]

@restive acorn il take1 yr of nitro plz

[restive acorn]

Without real cash

[safe crater]

My younger sister is September and older sister is November

[north verge]

blue youre so sweet

ty

[restive acorn]

No fuck off and fuck you

[spring dragon]

Lol

[timber crag]

I only know my moms and dads birthday dates. but my friend who has crush on me for 6 years knows every single parents birthdate and the ones that passed away too O_O

Dad on the 4th, bro on the 7th, granny on the 18th, cousin on the 22nd

[north verge]

@restive acorn ok younge man, just bcuz im not into you dont mean u can curse and treat me like shit, that just proves you aint gonna get no one if u keep acting like that, take ur horny ass to the timeout corner

[safe crater]

Fun thing though, my older sister is 5 and half years older than me and I’m 5 and half years older than my younger sister

[spring dragon]

I feel bad for ur friend

6 years

[timber crag]

I mean . . .

[restive acorn]

NO PLS IM SORRY

[timber crag]

My brother is 11 years older than me

[stable locust]

agony

[north verge]

GO NOW

[timber crag]

if I wasnt such a bad person

I care about the face

[spring dragon]

My longest crush was a week and I felt devastated back then

[safe crater]

I dont like my birthday bc it falls on memorial weekend

[stable locust]

bro why do I look so busted in my pfp, i looked banging at regular size

regret.

[north verge]

i thought ur pfp was a toy doll ngl

[safe crater]

Lol

[timber crag]

same

[spring dragon]

Lol

[timber crag]

i thought its a barbie doll

[safe crater]

I cant even see it very well

[restive acorn]

Who’s?

[north verge]

your moms

pretty

[timber crag]

I have not changed my profile picture in... How many months?

[stable locust]

why

[restive acorn]

Oh

[north verge]

hey goom r u single?

[stable locust]

busted tiny

[timber crag]

you look like a disney princess

[north verge]

better than a disney princess

[timber crag]

true

I like 3D more than 2D

Oh wait Foxy just crushed on Goomby

Lol

[safe crater]

Foxy stop hitting on her

[restive acorn]

Wait

[stable locust]

oog oog

[north verge]

what?

[timber crag]

she changed her pfp

xD

[stable locust]

settled for my standard pfp as I'm not ready for another unwanted cum tribute

[restive acorn]

How old is goom?

[north verge]

KNFAI WTF

[stable locust]

19 this year

[timber crag]

id say 16

[safe crater]

Ew

[stable locust]

mentally about 50 kek

[timber crag]

oh maybe not

[north verge]

shh guys behave

thulm is on

[timber crag]

im sowwy 😭

That moment when you turn 18 and your girlboyfriend is still 17

[north verge]

everyone pretend their doing homework

[timber crag]

XDD

dont ping him plz xD

[stable locust]

Lyo noooo

[timber crag]

we all be doomed

[safe crater]

I was 17 and boy bf was 19...

[stable locust]

My partner and I had that for a couple months

god awful

[timber crag]

my first love was 18 when i was 16

hmmm . . .

[stable locust]

you gotta be careful with stuff like that

[timber crag]

I mean as long as you reached the legal age

I've only had online relationships and all were abusive :D

[safe crater]

Well I was 16 when we started dating and he was 18 but our parents said it was ok, which is the law here

[timber crag]

everything should be fine

[spring dragon]

I feel like im aromantic

[north verge]

im lonely so ima go make some food

[spring dragon]

Barely had 1 crush

[north verge]

not sure what yet but ill figure it out

brb

[safe crater]

Let your food comfort you

[timber crag]

foxy 😭

share some food

im hangry

[restive acorn]

Don’t eat me, eat uhhhhh
Shar

[timber crag]

Don't be hungry, she eats literal poison

[safe crater]

I’m Demi but never met a girl I liked

[timber crag]

oh jesus

[spring dragon]

In general my relationships never lasted long lol

[stable locust]

me about to join vc so I can have people question my accent

then realising

[timber crag]

same

[stable locust]

there is none

[timber crag]

my max was 4 months

Wait Shar

idk why it's like this

What's demi? XD

[spring dragon]

If the only common point is physical attraction its doomed to fail tbh

[stable locust]

^

[timber crag]

yes

[spring dragon]

No shared hobbies or interests most of the time

[timber crag]

my ex and I shared a lot of stuff. . . but she was a cheater

[stable locust]

I made it clear to my partner that he shouldn't try to get with me if he didnt see us together in 40 years

[timber crag]

soo . . . I had to say no to that one 😭

[stable locust]

not about that life

[timber crag]

I used to cheat a lot

[stable locust]

whyyy

[timber crag]

On exams

[stable locust]

GOD

[timber crag]

xD

XDD

u almost got me there

[stable locust]

dont do me like that I have heart issues

[safe crater]

Demi is best described as being attracted strongly to personality and intelligence, regardless of gender (usually). Like you dont feel romantic or sexual feelings unless you have an emotional connection

[spring dragon]

I feel like i would have had more luck in the progressive parts of my country

[timber crag]

That's fair, Shar

[spring dragon]

intelligence

[stable locust]

I thought that was pan

[spring dragon]

I feel like thats so broad

[safe crater]

I’m more Demi-het though, bc I never met a girl who caught my attention cause people around here are shallow

[timber crag]

knowledge beats everything nowadays

even my pp

pfp *

[restive acorn]

LOL

[stable locust]

you'll love me then

I'm a raging egomaniac

[safe crater]

I’m married

[stable locust]

entirely ironic I might add

[restive acorn]

I’m too immature

[safe crater]

Lol

[timber crag]

I should really start hiding my pans from all these pansexuals

[stable locust]

bonk

[spring dragon]

Bruh

[stable locust]

tourettes is wild

[timber crag]

It's okay, it hurt the baby more than her

[stable locust]

neck and back is killing me

KEK

[spring dragon]

Any1 relating?

Btw I love the video and music choice in that meme

[stable locust]

give us ten years I'll get back to you

[timber crag]

This one is for Foxy

The ear penetrators™

They will earrape you

[spring dragon]

Thanks i hate it

[timber crag]

Why did I kill chat?

Ressurect

[stable locust]

I feel awkward talking

I sort of came out of left field

[timber crag]

Don't, we're all awkward people trying to socialize with people we relate to

[stable locust]

le cat

one of three

[timber crag]

"I will sleep during the day and night and only be awake when I require food or when my human annoys me"

[stable locust]

our old lady is a strange one

17 years old, missing a tooth

and loves handbags

[spring dragon]

I practiced in vcs

[stable locust]

the baby

[spring dragon]

Cats

[timber crag]

I only use voice chat to grief

[spring dragon]

I love them

Pet them for me

[timber crag]

"Stop calling our team trash or I will verbally abuse you, you fucking slave"

[stable locust]

the baby's mother

bunch of uh... special cats is the nicest way to put it

[spring dragon]

They are cuties

[stable locust]

seeing if I can get a better picture of the grey one, shes such a gorgeous cat

[spring dragon]

Yes its even noticeable from that pic

[timber crag]

What breed is your dog?
Golden retriever
What breed is your cat?
Grey

[stable locust]

mlem

[timber crag]

I agree

Mlem indeed

[stable locust]

you guys have any pet pics?

[timber crag]

I had some horse pics from when I was at the countryside

[stable locust]

oh wow

[timber crag]

But they probably got buried in my three thousand or so memes

[stable locust]

I feel you on that

[spring dragon]

She looks disoriented shsjsks

I have some pics of my parrots I believe

[timber crag]

It's funny. I think I did some things few gen Z people have

Like running my own farm for a while

[stable locust]

I love that

[stable locust]

I'm a sucker for birds

[timber crag]

Lapwings are cute

Ever seen one?

I've seen documentaries xD

[stable locust]

docs only

I dont go outdoors a lot, not too fond of it

[timber crag]

Ever since I moved to the city, me neither

I go to the store, work, or mum's place

[north verge]

back

[timber crag]

And that's it

[spring dragon]

My old parrot is 7 years old now I believe

7 or 8

[north verge]

ok so like i ate eggs for the first time after so long of not being able to eat em bcuz they always made me puke, and i didnt puke this morning so im eating more and i hope it still goes good

[timber crag]

Use less oil

[north verge]

we dont use oil

[timber crag]

And try scrambled eggs

[north verge]

for eggs

[north verge]

my favorite and its what i got : D

[spring dragon]

I wish I could unsee ur pfp foxy

[north verge]

so good

[timber crag]

Also don't have Dr. Pepper with eggs

Ya bimbo

[north verge]

well guess wat doge, u wont

[spring dragon]

Pain

[north verge]

i dnt have dr pepper

i ahve lemonade

[timber crag]

Citric acid should help with digestion

I don't know why you throw up eggs

[north verge]

i throw up brownies, pancakes, eggs

and pringles

oh yea and any chip with cheddar cheese almost

[timber crag]

BUT PRINGLES ARE SO GOOD

[north verge]

i cant eat them but i miss it

[timber crag]

Foxy, you have a huge problem, my dear weirdo

[north verge]

i know

but i wont lie

i found a better alternative to pringles

[timber crag]

Lay's?

[north verge]

i love these so much better bcuz its thicker bite crunchier and i dont puke

theres even a spicy version

[timber crag]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[north verge]

i havent had a singgle chip in so long bcuz i am taking a break from em but god i want some so bad but i wont..

my addiction for chips was so bad id eat a whole bag everyday

[timber crag]

Rookie numbers

[north verge]

for me it wasnt

[timber crag]

I'd get you in shape in no time if you lived near me. I'd force you to come working out with me xD

[north verge]

no please

[spring dragon]

Im too tired to work out

[north verge]

im to weak i cant even do 1 pull up

[spring dragon]

Same

[timber crag]

Can do 30 push-ups in one sitting

[north verge]

im tired just readingg that goodnight

jk

[timber crag]

I do some basics. 120 push-ups, sit-ups and squats daily. 30 of each at a time, with some breaks

Mainly between meals

I think the most I've ran without feeling tired was like... 15 kilometers, or something

Athletic, but I don't wanna go pro

[stable locust]

I got told to stop my usual workout routine because of all the weight I'm losing

that and the fact I cant keep any food down

[spring dragon]

I dont workout at all and im still so thin

[stable locust]

really sexy really cool

some people are lucky as hell with their metabolism

[timber crag]

It's not about being thin, Doge

[stable locust]

make the most of it

its about health

[timber crag]

It's about not having fat sog down on ya

[spring dragon]

Yea I dont like it

Fat sog?

[timber crag]

Stretch marks

[spring dragon]

I was always thin throughout my life

Dont got any marks

[north verge]

ive been se eing these videos on utube of fat ppl who are to lazy to help theirself with diet and excerisice so they are trying to complain they dont fit any clothes and stuff and make it a weird like...offensive weight thing

[safe crater]

I was thin until I got pregnant

[north verge]

PREGAGANANENT

[neon hinge]

I'm filled with stretch marks 🤷‍♂️ always had

[safe crater]

Yuuus

Preganenant

[neon hinge]

Even was I was 65KG

[north verge]

what are stretch marks and what do they look like

[timber crag]

Purgenut

[safe crater]

They're silver or red marks from skin stretchy

[north verge]

youll be rich if they are silver

[timber crag]

Ye

[safe crater]

My stomach has them from pregnancy

[restive acorn]

red for me

[north verge]

blue what

[neon hinge]

Redish here

On my inner thighs

[timber crag]

I have none, lucky for me

[safe crater]

Red usually happens from working out or if they're "fresh"

Mine are all silver

[timber crag]

I did have some on my lower back, though, back when I was gaining weight

Like 3 years ago

[restive acorn]

Inner thigh, then like some under my sleeve

very little

[timber crag]

My metabolism is fucking ridiculous. I gain and lose weight way faster than I should

[north verge]

those are just clothes marks

blue

[neon hinge]

Mines are massive 🤷‍♂️

[safe crater]

I'm mostly ok having them but society is "awe babies are cute you look good pregnant" to "ew gross stretch marks"

[restive acorn]

no lol

[north verge]

yea

[timber crag]

And I sweat anywhere above 15° Celsius

[restive acorn]

Foxy I’m not fit

[north verge]

wait so that fat kid was really you?

[restive acorn]

But I’m also not 200

[north verge]

real selfie?

[restive acorn]

NO LOL

[north verge]

it was

now thats prove...

u cant change my mind now

[restive acorn]

HOW MANY TIMES

DO I HAVR TO SAY

[timber crag]

Okay question

Can anyone here

[north verge]

no

[timber crag]

Do a split?

[north verge]

HAHAHA

[restive acorn]

no

[safe crater]

No

[restive acorn]

fuck that

[north verge]

no and i will never try

looks painful shit

[timber crag]

Another thing I can lord over you xD

[safe crater]

I'm not flexible

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-angel-dust-hm-evil-smile-cartoon-gif-17593807

[timber crag]

You're not flexible, but you're limber

Aka flexible sexually, as a demi

[safe crater]

Lol

[north verge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-catra-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-sobbing-sad-gif-18725043

[restive acorn]

I put my foot behind my head yesterday

[safe crater]

Fun

[north verge]

waht the fuck

i kinda wanna play ykno what but i know i shouldnt but like i want another dru--....

[restive acorn]

Drug addict gf

[timber crag]

Another druid

[safe crater]

I .. Have no idea what to do

[timber crag]

WHY

[safe crater]

Like no idea at all

[north verge]

lyo please dont yell at me

[timber crag]

I will yell at you as much as I please, I am older

[north verge]

try me bitch

[restive acorn]

So bored this week

[north verge]

@restive acorn do something

[timber crag]

Tries you, bitch

[north verge]

ima make a worg dr...

[timber crag]

OOOOOO

[restive acorn]

Nothing to play

[timber crag]

Okay, that was very mean, and I'm sorry

[north verge]

i dont like apologies

[timber crag]

I don't like apologizing

[safe crater]

How tsundere

[timber crag]

I'm not a tsundere, Shar

[north verge]

oh shit almost forgot...

[timber crag]

I'm a kamidere

[north verge]

i have a roomate, gotta feed him brb

[safe crater]

Oh no

[restive acorn]

When you right a whole song to apologize

Wrote*

Lmfao

I need to go back to 2nd grade

[safe crater]

I could play wow but I'm not subbed so I'm limited

[timber crag]

Thou shalt call me Lyo-sama if you want my attention

[restive acorn]

You wish

[safe crater]

I wanna play something else but it costs money to buy

[restive acorn]

Is that Japanese

[timber crag]

It's weeb

[safe crater]

Lyo-chan

[timber crag]

And here's a fact on how I became a kamidere

[north verge]

ok or not

[safe crater]

Just don't be kamikaze

[north verge]

hes not interested in food tonight

he just climbed out and wanted to play but i .. dont wanna play rn LOL

[timber crag]

Somebody called me Cami instead of my real name and Cami sounds like Kami which is god in japanese

So now I'm Lyo, the Kami

[safe crater]

Now you've got a god complex

[timber crag]

Oh my Me

You figured it out

[safe crater]

My druid used to be named tsumekage

[timber crag]

Naruto xD

[safe crater]

But I changed it bc no one could pronounce

Ahhh no. It means shadow claw

[timber crag]

They were saying it like cage instead of ka-ghe

Right?

[safe crater]

I'm not really into Naruto

No I went by tsume

Which is "sue me" basically but yeah.

[timber crag]

That's said like Zume though

[safe crater]

T-sue me

Like barely say the t

[timber crag]

Yeah

That's why I said it with Z

[safe crater]

They said things like tuhsue may

[spring dragon]

Im a yakuza

😎

[timber crag]

People have trouble saying Lyo, too

They say Lay-o instead of Leo

[spring dragon]

Names Majima

[safe crater]

Isn't it said like leo

[timber crag]

Yeah

[safe crater]

Oh ok lol

People don't know words

[timber crag]

Gtg, work

[safe crater]

I named my cat Neko and the vet called her Neeco

I'm like no... You dumbass, it's nayko

[restive acorn]

Bye

[safe crater]

My cat is high on cat nip

[north verge]

[north verge]

i cant believe...

that cat is so pretty

[safe crater]

Ty!

I think my siamese was prettier tho shhh

[timber crag]

Back

If anyone else is online...

[neon hinge]

I'm always here for you

[timber crag]

You like, flirtin'?

Jkjkjk

Please don't leave

[neon hinge]

XD

I'm just watching CR

And leveling my Ravager in tbcC

[timber crag]

Cr?

[timber crag]

Oh that's short for car, right?

Cr

It's not a car anymore, it's a cr

[neon hinge]

whaty's that xD

[timber crag]

It's a cr

[hardy forge]

👀

[hardy forge]

I get the joke,but he was talking about the D&D campaign that many famous voiceactors are doing together with that name

[neon hinge]

Don't get jealous

[sturdy geode]

I think Lyo has lost it

[timber crag]

There shall be none of those here

These pathetic toddlers

huh

Yo iss ma homie killy boi

Wassup

uh

Idk

What about you

Well

You see...

My grandmother just got scammed for most of her life savings

So I am pissed

Furious

Mad

Oh

That's horrible

What happened

So to give basic context

Idk what it's called

Let alone in english

But she has a mental thingy

Where she has no common sense

Like

Its an actual thing

Her brain acts weird

Things that are mega obvious are not for her

Ah

She got a text

By a number

Pretending to be her bank

Like I got it too

Looks like this

Sorry for french

They basically say like

"Hey I'm your bank and your card was locked"

Then ask you to enter CC infos

It's very obvious

But she fell for it

And her bank is acting REALLY slow

How old is your grandmother?

72-73

Unsure exactly

Damn dude

Are police able to like, trace it

Idk

But I will

But yeah

Furious

Im sorry to hear that man

Yeah

It's dumb

But was bound to happen

Hopefully fate shows some favor

If it doesn't I'll do everything to do what is needed to get it back

I ain't fucking with that shit

Any

Ways

How was your few hours of being awake?

Well,

Apparently i didn't have to come to school because im exempt from today's exam

But had to anyway because my mom is so fucking confusing

So basically, shit

In a city bus surrounded with sweat, cig and weed smell 😎

God tier

Im just driven to school

[timber crag]

I am heading to school rn. Takes 45 minutes to get there, 45 to come back and I only stay there 30 mins

[timber crag]

Chad behavior

[timber crag]

Oof

[jolly nexus]

only 45 min damn

takes me over 1:30 to get to my college lmao, horrible bus drive

[unkempt hornet]

∆ world of warcraft

[pearl jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/himouto-umaruchan-umaru-lazy-lazy-day-im-not-doing-anything-gif-12781793

[timber crag]

Yeah im not touching that

Guy with Arabic and Burmese