no-wow-discussion

[prisma flower]

Nothing will beat wow because they were the first commercial success

[short silo]

Are you guys sure??? WoW looks like its on a hard as FUCK decline???

[safe crater]

Eso has two shards and you can freely try to port between them

[timber crag]

@short silo Stop overthinking, put down the vape, and just play the game the way it was meant for new players to play

[prisma flower]

Same with Hearthstone

[sturdy geode]

You have a higher chance of making friends with more people

[safe crater]

You'll never not make friends in the other two unless you don't wanna

[sturdy geode]

That's since the xpac has came out

[prisma flower]

It's also why games like HotS and Overwatch comparatively didn't succeed, because they were not the first of their genre to succeed

[sturdy geode]

New patch in a bit = more people

[buoyant spade]

It's declining less slowly

[timber crag]

@short silo Like dude come on you don't even play enough to say you play WoW. You have no feet to stand on talking about the current state of the game

[buoyant spade]

And I'd have to check out FF

[short silo]

Im lvl 41 after 4 days i think i have the right to say i play wow

[timber crag]

Nah

[zenith radish]

4 days? bruh

[sturdy geode]

4 days lol

[buoyant spade]

I mean the entire game is essentially lvl 60

[safe crater]

Ff14 biggest pop is the crystal world server

[sturdy geode]

Type /played in wow

[safe crater]

Balmung is the most populated server in Crystal

[timber crag]

Leveling is technically the "tutorial" experience. You haven't even finished the intro, dude

[buoyant spade]

And I mean tbf I had to explain the ret rotation to you

[neon hinge]

Source of this

[zenith radish]

I have like 7k hours~ on wow. It's not on a hard decline. Look at WoD and BfA

[prisma flower]

Prolly a zero post forum troll LOL

[sturdy geode]

Also we aren't even taking into account classic wow if we wanna add that lol

[buoyant spade]

Okay I think y'all need to ease up on weed

They're just a bit ignorant

[timber crag]

This dude is the server equivalent of someone posting on a level 10 alt on the forums

[prisma flower]

I've player for over two months played and I'm still a baby as far as game knowledge goes

[haughty pelican]

this is just my mage lol

[neon hinge]

My classic hunter is lv26 at 1d 19h

[buoyant spade]

Which is understandable I mean

[neon hinge]

That's just the same thing lol

[prisma flower]

My main has two weeks (sad I know)

[buoyant spade]

Seeing as he's so new

[short silo]

this is a shit load of play time i feel tbh

[prisma flower]

I'm an altaholic tho

[buoyant spade]

Where did you get the chart from?

[timber crag]

This means nothing without context and a source. Do you know how to cite sources? You finished high school, right?

[zenith radish]

its not

[haughty pelican]

its not

[neon hinge]

My druid is like 300 days I think now

[haughty pelican]

it really isnt

[prisma flower]

It's really not

[sturdy geode]

That's nothing

[neon hinge]

I'd need to check

[safe crater]

I gotta agree though.. Ease up. That's the attitude that turns people off from being social.

[prisma flower]

Lol

[buoyant spade]

I think he thought you were looking for source for it being a hard decline

[sturdy geode]

When you get above 20 days your hitting middle of the pack tbh

[buoyant spade]

But it was actually a source for the graph

[neon hinge]

yeah

[safe crater]

Idk my time anymore.
I've got over 3k hours in eso tho

[neon hinge]

Cuz blizz doesn't publish sub numbers anymore

[haughty pelican]

my mage has .played total of 431 days

soooo

[timber crag]

There's a difference between being ignorant and being a jackass shitposter

[short silo]

wowpopulations.com
theres a whole bunch of other useful info about wow and other servers. if i post it though im gonna get flamed go check it out

[haughty pelican]

oop you done made gumball frustrated

here we go

[sturdy geode]

Yea a friend of mine has over 1k on his monk lol

[short silo]

no i didnt attend college

[timber crag]

I'm not frustrated

Man I'm stoked because I just got my maw mount

[haughty pelican]

from the rare or from the torghasttt

[sturdy geode]

Poggers

[buoyant spade]

I mean I don't think he's being insincere

[timber crag]

They teach how to cite sources in middle and high school dude

[buoyant spade]

But I'm not like a magic lie detector

[safe crater]

I'm still stoked about my rare af mount in Eso. 8)

[neon hinge]

he's just some random kid

[short silo]

anyways lol

didnt mean to shitpost its my bad

[haughty pelican]

this > any other mmo

ribbit

[sturdy geode]

So @safe crater if you prefer ESO over wow then why tf are you in a wow discord?

[restive acorn]

lol

[safe crater]

Wow ok didn't know I couldn't enjoy both

[timber crag]

Because she play wow

[sturdy geode]

Just asking?

[short silo]

theres a girl in this chat???

[restive acorn]

no

[safe crater]

Did I say I preferred eso more

Someone quote me please

[cursive timber]

`FINALLY

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/ladies-calm-down-calm-stay-calm-peace-gif-4853133

[cursive timber]

I DID IT

[haughty pelican]

?

[cursive timber]

i got the glory of the icecrown raider

[restive acorn]

did u get a gf?

[haughty pelican]

noice

[restive acorn]

nice

[cursive timber]

got that super cool mount

[neon hinge]

good job shade 🙂

[haughty pelican]

this one? 😉

[restive acorn]

bruh

[short silo]

your on ice crown too?!?

[haughty pelican]

no the raid

[cursive timber]

i just got the achievement for the lich king xpac

[short silo]

oh

[buoyant spade]

You know I could make a joke about "riding him is a real feat of strength"

[cursive timber]

i stopped doing sl for a bit so i could go do some legacy raids for mounts and transmogs

[haughty pelican]

this ugly bitch is my current favorite lol

[safe crater]

Always fun

[cursive timber]

also it's free gold

[restive acorn]

thats one of my fav drakes

[buoyant spade]

Also they switched between using its and him which is kinda weird

[restive acorn]

but i dont have it

[cursive timber]

reminds me, i need to go do onyxia

[restive acorn]

i saw it on the BMAH

[buoyant spade]

Or maybe riding its master is a real feat of strength

[safe crater]

...

[haughty pelican]

finally dropped for me last week

[safe crater]

https://c.tenor.com/4g3YAMqPoLQAAAAM/horny-lais.gif

[restive acorn]

oh i don't grind shit

[haughty pelican]

oh i know

[restive acorn]

i don't grind anything

[haughty pelican]

but if you did

[safe crater]

Stop get help

I still need the netherwing dragon

[restive acorn]

idk my rarest mount

[safe crater]

Uh do past event ones count as rare

[restive acorn]

i use this on my huntard

[haughty pelican]

:3

[restive acorn]

bruh

i like the crawg more

tbh

[haughty pelican]

cant get this one anymore

[restive acorn]

when

was

it

[haughty pelican]

idk

[buoyant spade]

[from the ashes]

[haughty pelican]

couple years ago i think

[thin basalt]

From the Ashes - https://www.wowhead.com/quest=10771/from-the-ashes - Live 9.0.2

From the Ashes

Live 9.0.2

[haughty pelican]

[from the ashes...]

[thin basalt]

From the Ashes - https://www.wowhead.com/quest=10771/from-the-ashes - Live 9.0.2

From the Ashes

Live 9.0.2

[haughty pelican]

ok

[timber crag]

The [meat wagon] is such a fun mount too

[safe crater]

I like my ten year anniversary corehound

[thin basalt]

Meat Wagon - https://www.wowhead.com/item=164571/meat-wagon - Live 9.0.2

Meat Wagon

Live 9.0.2

[haughty pelican]

[teldrassil hippogryph]

[thin basalt]

Teldrassil Hippogryph - https://www.wowhead.com/spell=274610/teldrassil-hippogryph - Live 9.0.2

Teldrassil Hippogryph

Live 9.0.2

[restive acorn]

is this good or bad

[haughty pelican]

what

[timber crag]

good

[restive acorn]

"you're a saint"

sounds bad to me

[haughty pelican]

how would that be bad

[timber crag]

It's good

[haughty pelican]

blue the kinda guy that would reply 😦 to gj!

[timber crag]

kek

[restive acorn]

lmao

[haughty pelican]

and did you put food down?

[restive acorn]

no

[zenith radish]

Saint is a good thing

[haughty pelican]

cause it looks like the mage did lol

[buoyant spade]

They often die in inventive ways

[haughty pelican]

ha broke boi feast

[buoyant spade]

Who wouldn't want to be a saint

[restive acorn]

i just didn't know the meaning of saint

lol

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/how-since-when-idk-wow-blac-youngsta-gif-16738203

[restive acorn]

i think somebody called me a saint once

i forgot

lol whenever i use the transformer thing i turn into a troll thing on my orc hunter

[timber crag]

Blue, you need, like, urban dictionary and webster's bookmarked or set to your browser home page or something

[short silo]

being called a saint means that your really religious and good or something

[haughty pelican]

blue needs to wake up in time for class*

and not be on disc at 2am

[timber crag]

That too

[haughty pelican]

i had to be up at 6, guess who was up at 6

[zenith radish]

I swear WoW is the only game that runs like crumbs on my pc :/

[haughty pelican]

whats your cpu

[buoyant spade]

Generally being a saint just means that you did someone a solid

[zenith radish]

i3 9100f

[haughty pelican]

well there ya go

[zenith radish]

Its kinda budget

[short silo]

i was supposed to go to a 10am doctor appointment today but said fuck it and did Stormhein instead 😆

[haughty pelican]

wow's super cpu heavy

[short silo]

KEKW

[timber crag]

I mean WoW would run poorly for me too if I was playing it on a calculator

[zenith radish]

are you gonna pay for another one?

[haughty pelican]

tbh if you upgrade I'd go with ryzen

[short silo]

go work a few shifts at mcdonalds and upgrade to Ryzen 5 5600x big guy

[zenith radish]

You say that like we're not currently in the middle of a pandemic

[haughty pelican]

I have a 3990X and Im not acting like a dick, sitdown lol

in time mana

go with amd

[timber crag]

So uh

[haughty pelican]

they have better prices for preformance

[timber crag]

Im doing torghast fr for the first time

[restive acorn]

bruh i keep holding aggro as a hunter

[timber crag]

And found a chest thing with levers

[haughty pelican]

yeah

have fun

[timber crag]

Is it like some fuckin pattern

[haughty pelican]

yea

see teh chains

[timber crag]

Wack

[haughty pelican]

you know

[short silo]

people still eat mcdoanlds in a pandemic kekw. ive gone there like 4 times in the past 2 weeks

youd be fine

[restive acorn]

@timber crag you need keys

for the chests

[haughty pelican]

you can just buy the claw from venari and it unlocks it for you right @timber crag

[restive acorn]

wait what

[timber crag]

K

[haughty pelican]

not for the levers you dont

[timber crag]

O

[restive acorn]

thats the use?

[buoyant spade]

Blue use threat meters

And when you're getting close to the tank

[haughty pelican]

only the key one needs keys lol

[buoyant spade]

Stop smashing buttons

[haughty pelican]

there's like 3-4 different kinds

[timber crag]

What if a i hear a snap noise does that mean anything

[haughty pelican]

idk

im always listening to music in there

what floor are you on

cause I need to do a wing

[timber crag]

Uh 5

[haughty pelican]

damnit

[zenith radish]

I'm vulnerable. I'm not allowed to leave the house and haven't in the last 4 months

[timber crag]

I heard another snap

WO5

[short silo]

go sell $300 worth of things on ebay

[timber crag]

I DID IT

[short silo]

then buy yourself a 5600x

[haughty pelican]

how about stop trying to dictate someones finances bro

[timber crag]

AFTER FREWUENTLY CLKCKING CAUSE I LIKE THE SOUND OF LEVERS

[haughty pelican]

I can tell you how to get on a better level too but im not a dick

[short silo]

just trying to help a fellow wow player out

[haughty pelican]

coming off as pretty rude

[timber crag]

Not eith that attitude

[zenith radish]

I don't have 300 worth of things

[timber crag]

the beauty of being a warlock

Demonic gate

[timber crag]

See, do you see it now

[zenith radish]

I have my pc and that's it

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-are-you-feeling-it-now-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-10015724

[vivid oyster]

hey, i'm potential player for this game and i would like to ask a question, so i went to buy this game, and then i saw a subscription plan and a edition plan, and in the comparison of the editions plan, in the epic edition it has a perk of 30 days of game time, and i got confused, so if i buy the epic edition i will only receive 30 days of the game ?

[haughty pelican]

yeah

and after that youd have to get a sub

[neon hinge]

Don't buy the epic

[safe crater]

Art thou feeling it now mr krabs

[timber crag]

Ugh

I had an absolute braindead moment

TIL you can socket your lego

I'm sitting here at Ve'thiccy in the Maw trying to think of how to spend some stygia

And I'm like

hm

yep

Ugh I'm so disappointed with myself

[haughty pelican]

dont worry

I am too

[timber crag]

[restive acorn]

oh we're sending selfies now?

bet

[timber crag]

Thats venari

[short silo]

which is more popping this wow server or the other major one?

[timber crag]

Which other one

This is the wowhead server

For wowhead

[short silo]

this one

[buoyant spade]

I mean it's not super wowhead

[neon hinge]

I mean, username checks out

[zenith radish]

i..

[timber crag]

Hol up

[buoyant spade]

We're not like wowhead fanatics

[haughty pelican]

hey

[zenith radish]

it's not like we have double the stats

[buoyant spade]

This is just wowhead owned

[short silo]

understood

[cursive timber]

is it possible to solo legion raids?

[zenith radish]

Iirc not yet

[neon hinge]

Some of them, yeah

[zenith radish]

Not mythics anyway

[neon hinge]

Depends on the raid

[zenith radish]

True

The earlier raids, sure

[neon hinge]

Mythic NH can be done, depending on the skill, gear and spec

ToV can't be soloed at all

Maybe with a pet it can but idk

[zenith radish]

Neither can antorus iirc

[neon hinge]

Antorus you need a pet even in normal I think, same with ToV

And no Antorus Mythic solo, not even close

[cursive timber]

i was more wanting to know about tomb

cause the warlock set from tomb mythic looks sick

[neon hinge]

ToS IDK, maybe

[zenith radish]

ToS? Last I checked, no

[neon hinge]

Try it?

[cursive timber]

welp, my gear and gold are about to find out as soon as i can figure out where the entrance is

[neon hinge]

is ToS the one that has the dude destroying the zone and falling on lava?

[zenith radish]

I dont remember tbh

[neon hinge]

I think I soloed it

Was hard though

[zenith radish]

It has kil'jaeden and thats all i remember

[neon hinge]

yeah, let me check

[cursive timber]

i'm hoping warlock can do it

[neon hinge]

nope, I was having a hard time in HC 🙂

[cursive timber]

it has a pet AND top tier damage

[short silo]

when u guys play

do you tend to be more scrolled in or out

[zenith radish]

if you have it scrolled all the way in youre probably deranged

[cursive timber]

depends

i only scroll in if i'm indoors or rp walking

and only because indoors can fuck with your vision if you're scrolled out

[neon hinge]

what is scrolled o_O

[cursive timber]

what?

[neon hinge]

wut

[safe crater]

Camera zoom

[short silo]

KEKW

[neon hinge]

ah

[cursive timber]

i don't even

[neon hinge]

depends on the fight

Slutfist? Bird eye, lol

[cursive timber]

i typed the word man but with like 6 a's

[neon hinge]

I'm range so

[cursive timber]

well whatever

anyways

i think i might need to come back to tomb once i actually get high end 60 gear

it's taking me like 10 seconds to kill these elites and that doesn't bode well for my damage for the boss

[short silo]

i keep it scrolled like this

and my homie is always giving me shit -____-

[safe crater]

Play about like that

I like to see all of my character

[safe crater]

Screen shot?

[timber crag]

Wat

[zenith radish]

i only play like this

[short silo]

wtf???? how can you see a thing?/

[safe crater]

That's doable if I need to see a lot

[neon hinge]

xDDDD

[zenith radish]

by using my eyes

I have a big monitor /shrug

[neon hinge]

More or less like this on Retail

Camera in Classic is a bit different so

[safe crater]

I thought it was

[short silo]

thats still far as fuck jeeez

[neon hinge]

I mean, why do I wanna see my dude?

I want to see the enemy lol

And where ppl is

[safe crater]

Lol zooming out is good if you're keeping an eye out in a mob heavy area

[neon hinge]

IDC about my butt lmao

[safe crater]

Aww yis
Two sentence horror stories is back on Netflix

[short silo]

you dont play like that regularly right?

please tell me it was just for this chat

[zenith radish]

Scrolled out mages unite pog

[timber crag]

🍞

[haughty pelican]

I'm a raider, if I wasnt zoomed I wouldnt see stuff behind me

[restive acorn]

lmao just spent 20 minutes on a boss i already killed

[prisma flower]

i do this, only with default UI

but then again i main healers and melee dps

so i have to have a big view of the bosses ass the floor

[timber crag]

Just get Dynamic Cam addon and set custom action camera profiles 😎

Ngl kinda game changing at times

[short silo]

jesus god that view is cancer

[prisma flower]

no u

[short silo]

do u play like that when questing as well?

[haughty pelican]

if you really wanna have a stroke

this is it during raid

[restive acorn]

{Focused Face}

[short silo]

that guy obviously isnt seizure prone KEKW

is that you?

[restive acorn]

no

it's me

[short silo]

?

[restive acorn]

he puts my cam over his streams

[haughty pelican]

why would that make me seizure prone lol

[restive acorn]

thats a nice party set up

ngl

[short silo]

i have epilepsy and if i played like that all the time id be having fucking seizures everyday KEKW

[haughty pelican]

I mean the lights arent flashing or anything and I have a bright light in front of me

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJegI4IHBuy/

sometimes I make them do this tho

shouldnt be an epilepsy issue

its not super jarring

[prisma flower]

just use default UI and floating health bars

4head

[haughty pelican]

@restive acorn i settled on this one lol

[restive acorn]

the whiteee

[haughty pelican]

is so pretty

[restive acorn]

oo

[haughty pelican]

I have another one with a floyd rose on it but this one I can drop down and get djenty

[restive acorn]

the fuck is my LFR group doing

we're wiping

on trash

[neon hinge]

Yeah that can happen to us too

Trash is a bit rough on CN

[timber crag]

Does it matter what keyboard i use for wow

[restive acorn]

i dont think so

[neon hinge]

No

[restive acorn]

i mean

i use a laptop

lmao

[zenith radish]

Nope, I use a gamepad

[timber crag]

Ada astio

[restive acorn]

mouse pad

ez

[zenith radish]

I feel terrible about my PC setup now

[haughty pelican]

dont

[timber crag]

Just takes time @zenith radish

[haughty pelican]

https://youtu.be/vSHMYhQiuY8

OH SHIT

THERES A NEW WANDAVISION IN LIKE 5 HOURS

[timber crag]

This was my setup 4 years ago

[short silo]

why do most of the characters in retail wow look like theyve been ripped off from league of legends ?

KEKW

[haughty pelican]

other way around if anything

I went from this

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7l7V0_HZeD/

to this

but it took years

so dont sweat not being like, the highest end rig

and i've swapped the internals of that thing since too

its a gradual thing

[timber crag]

That case is insane

[haughty pelican]

I love itt

[timber crag]

Were you playing wow on that laptop

[haughty pelican]

I was

https://youtu.be/dRPtduKMjKY

I have the one on the right

[timber crag]

I have a lian li

[haughty pelican]

nice

[timber crag]

I had to replace it first day i got it because the glass shattered

[haughty pelican]

daaaamn

[timber crag]

Hey huge thanks to wowhead for that blizzcon giveaway prize!

[frosty tundra]

What'd you win?

[regal horizon]

Another giveaway, another disappointment uwu

[frosty tundra]

There were over 18,000 people who participated if it makes you feel any better? 😐

[timber crag]

Is it cringe if i want to buy the old wow expansions boxes because they look cool

I got the keyboard

I had 95 entries lol

[short silo]

hell nah

thats coo

[timber crag]

Might have to buy em

[short silo]

go onto ebay and look how many there are

there not cheap either lmbooooo

[timber crag]

8.99

I think i saw a wotlk box at my nearby microcenter

[short silo]

nice go get that shit its going for $30 on ebay

which microcenter u live next to ?

[haughty pelican]

sealed collectors go for a lot more

only 3 more hoursssss

[short silo]

?

[haughty pelican]

wandavision

[short silo]

kekw

[haughty pelican]

leaks suggest its an hour and 21 mins long

so holy SHIT

[restive acorn]

lol I forgot to even participate in the giveaway

[timber crag]

What do you mean

[haughty pelican]

wow if the info about the new episode is correct

just WOW

[timber crag]

Lebron james cameo

[haughty pelican]

I wont say what the cameo actually is

but if it is what it says it is

its HILARIOUS

[unique marlin]

has anyone here bought a race change before

whats the experience like

does it break anything

[haughty pelican]

you buy it

wait like... 15 mins?

and then its done

[haughty pelican]

you wont be able to use race-specific mounts and stuff

[unique marlin]

aw

nuts

i wanna change my kul tiran to night elf

im tired of da chonk

time to be elf lady

[haughty pelican]

if you're a caster consider void elf

[dense trout]

eww elves

[haughty pelican]

its the best one for casters on ally tho

[restive acorn]

🤢

[dense trout]

i'm one of those players who can't pick races for performance over (subjective ofc) aesthetics

[haughty pelican]

i mean not having casts interupted is worth it

[dense trout]

does not help for druids though 🤔

[haughty pelican]

durid are lam

[haughty pelican]

so everyone comes back just to shit on velves

okay

[dense trout]

lol

[timber crag]

Yes

[dense trout]

Elves? Humans? No thanks, I cannot trust any race with that many toes

[haughty pelican]

someone come over and chew up this food for me

then baby bird it to me

[timber crag]

Pinkskins are the Stinkskins, it's time to be mean green and beastly machines

[haughty pelican]

its soup so I guess just gargle it and spit it at me

[unique marlin]

wTF THEY RUINED MY NAME

[haughty pelican]

how

[unique marlin]

I DIDNTP UT THAT HNASCASNCOASDNICNAOCWE

NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE MAYONAISE IM CRYING

[haughty pelican]

what was it before

[timber crag]

[unique marlin]

CARMINAS

THIS IS AWFUL WTF

[timber crag]

At least they didn't add an S

[haughty pelican]

lmao time to hit up support

[unique marlin]

how

[haughty pelican]

https://us.battle.net/support/en/

ok wait

did you have to retype the name

[unique marlin]

no

[haughty pelican]

better get on it

[unique marlin]

just did

it sounds like mayonaise im sobbing

[short silo]

kekw

[unique marlin]

why is this happening

[haughty pelican]

ngl its kinda funny

[short silo]

but mayonaise is good

[unique marlin]

ew

wtf

mayonaise is the most disgusting thing to ever exist

wtf it fucking reset my toolbars and all my talents

[dense trout]

after elves

[unique marlin]

it literally fucking ruined all of my addons

why did i do this

[haughty pelican]

its not like you cant set it back up

[dense trout]

well

the data should still exist

[unique marlin]

depression

[dense trout]

just your addons don't know it's the same character

[unique marlin]

time to delete character

and then regret it after

[haughty pelican]

well look who it is

[dense trout]

backup your WTF folder just in case

[north verge]

@haughty pelican i missed you

[dense trout]

but once you get the name fixed, the addons will probably get fixed too

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-nod-yes-robert-redford-beard-gif-10489927

[unique marlin]

carminase 😢

wtf :(

[north verge]

@haughty pelican 🫂

[unique marlin]

a furry lesbian and a heterosexual male, the truest of all friendships

[haughty pelican]

yes I'd like a double cheeseburger with lettuce pickles ketchup and light carminase

[unique marlin]

STOP

[north verge]

FCIKDEAWSOR

[unique marlin]

everyone in trade chat is gonna bully me

im sobbing

[haughty pelican]

they fixed my name before lol

[north verge]

?

[haughty pelican]

90% sure both of the people here are ladies weed lol

[unique marlin]

905?

90%?

[north verge]

every male on the internet is female until proven otherwise

[short silo]

https://tenor.com/view/really-are-you-sure-huh-what-excuse-me-gif-10625116

[haughty pelican]

I say 90 cause im not 100% sure foxy is a human

[unique marlin]

why is this chat suddenly so transphobic

[north verge]

@haughty pelican HAHAHAHAHREFJIUEGT

[unique marlin]

this is why i wanna leave lol

[north verge]

I AM A FOX

AND I AM SPECIAL

[haughty pelican]

see

she even admits it

[north verge]

and im in love with fintioncal robots

[haughty pelican]

damn robo foxes

coming in and taking our jobs

[unique marlin]

imagine if vulpera was like mechagnome but like

mechafox

[north verge]

NO

[unique marlin]

or mechapera

lol

[north verge]

fluff or nith

g

nothing

[unique marlin]

everyone shits on mechagnomes >:(

mechagnomes r op

[north verge]

i hate hea

sqwadia

[haughty pelican]

its cause they look kinda weird

they have diapers

[unique marlin]

robot diapers

:(

[north verge]

jesus fuck

ladybug scared me

[haughty pelican]

lmaooo

[unique marlin]

where do i buy night elf racial mounts

i forgot

i want to get a tiger

naow

[haughty pelican]

darnassus

but you gotta make the time go back

[unique marlin]

me want tiger mount yus yus

oh yea ok

[prisma flower]

YES THIS

[unique marlin]

isnt darnassus black shore

[haughty pelican]

darkshore

[prisma flower]

No, the internet is full of horny 12 year olds

[haughty pelican]

top left of kalimdor

[unique marlin]

why r u transphobic

if someone says they're a woman you don't challenge it

you have no idea what someone is going through

or what they identify as

ur gross

[north verge]

im sure he meant itas a joke

< . <

what the fuck

[unique marlin]

wtf

[north verge]

this just went from 0 to 100 real quick

[unique marlin]

fetischization isnt acceptance

that makes it even worse

[haughty pelican]

https://youtu.be/pdqUli1OIXU help me tthis is stuck in my head

it wont leave

ahhhhh

[unique marlin]

<@&299347348847329281>

[north verge]

i cant stop looking at this cat

[timber crag]

@frosty tundra saaaaas fix this pleeeaaaase

[unique marlin]

sas help

[haughty pelican]

Ic annot get over its little hand

[north verge]

@haughty pelican its fucking cute and funny

[unique marlin]

me now that my name is mayonaise

[north verge]

i hate mayo

[unique marlin]

me too

people who eat mayo are fuckin weird

[haughty pelican]

I like it on certain things

like on SOME burgers

[unique marlin]

ew

[haughty pelican]

like five guys

[north verge]

it's texture is weird and too thicc and i just lookinggg ati tm akes me puke, it remnds me of no neck ed rubbing it in his hair

[unique marlin]

LITERALLY

AND ITS ALWAYS SO COLD

UGH

NO NECK ED LOL

[north verge]

well i love my sauces cold, i just hate mayo

in general

i hate it

[timber crag]

Goddamn I haven't had 5 Guys in a minute

[haughty pelican]

I'm gonna chug a jar of mayo and send it to you

[north verge]

STOP IT

[unique marlin]

i like hot sauce

[north verge]

I DONT WANA BE HUNGRY

[haughty pelican]

so good

[unique marlin]

hot sauce is so good

[haughty pelican]

do it for lunch!

[unique marlin]

honey mustard + hot sauce

is fire

[north verge]

shit im hungry now

[unique marlin]

i had pizza at work today

[timber crag]

I would but my 5 Guys got arson'd 😭

[north verge]

1 am, no one up, i wanna brb

[haughty pelican]

noooo

[timber crag]

Also yeah it's like 1am they wouldn't be open anyway

[unique marlin]

THAT SOUNDS GOOD

[haughty pelican]

thats why I said lunch lol

[unique marlin]

i love spicy food

@i do a lot

rip

[haughty pelican]

if you use that honey

to make honey mustard

yo dont need sauce

[unique marlin]

wait nvm hes here

[haughty pelican]

its already hot as fuck

[haughty pelican]

idk

scroll up

[unique marlin]

why scroll

also where is the stinking vendor

[haughty pelican]

their msgs are all gone

and its like

uhh

idr xD

[timber crag]

and nothing of value was lost

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/notthatclair-cerp-entertainment-wandavisionbycerp70s-wandavision-gif-20024594

[north verge]

@haughty pelican

[haughty pelican]

gimmie the crackers and some cheese

[north verge]

i dont have any cheese

[haughty pelican]

weirdly enough im slowly going meatless

[timber crag]

Holy shit I will fucking inhale multiple cans of these

[haughty pelican]

Its not even been a conscious thing

[timber crag]

That's awful Swift

[haughty pelican]

I've been eating a lot of salad and soup and just havent had much meat in my diet

[timber crag]

I'm so sorry for you

[haughty pelican]

I mean I have it to cook I just havent really wanted it

had pepperoni pizza tho

and I had arbys like last week

[timber crag]

I wouldn't really call pepperoni "meat"

Maybe "meat and food dye substitute byproduct tubes"

[haughty pelican]

I could say the same about canned sausages

or any canned meat really

meat shouldnt be in a can lmao

Im also a picky eater, always have been

[timber crag]

I picked all my cooking skills from mum and Dafire

So I just cook for myself, I'm not that picky

[haughty pelican]

Ima damned good cook I just dont feel like making the good stuff most of the time

takes hours

[timber crag]

Dafire the swedish rapper

Making food pros and cons

Cons = making
Pros = food

[haughty pelican]

for me its like oh I wanna make a pizza, welp better get started on this dough and sauce

[timber crag]

Lyo didnt you say you were romanian last night

I don’t remember

I did

Wait who dis?

Its me

[haughty pelican]

ur cousin

[timber crag]

Ronald reagan

Oh ye

Changed too much

I changed alot

[north verge]

@haughty pelican hey, theres nothingg wrong with vegitables, they are a BLESSING, tho i would never stop eating meat, im too addictde, thicc juicy, tasty steak tholy shita

[timber crag]

Spam is actually not bad at all

Meat is the best vegetable

☝️

[haughty pelican]

wheelchair sucks tho

[north verge]

@timber crag i used to LOVE spam, but when i got older it just got too salty to the point i cant even eat it lmao

[timber crag]

That's a sign you eat too many sweets

[north verge]

i dont eat sweets

i rarely eat sweets

[timber crag]

Yeah, Foxy is a salty gal

Fruits? High sugar foods?

[north verge]

i literally, rarely, eat sweets, im a chip person, and a spicy person

[timber crag]

Spicy

[north verge]

@timber crag WHO THE FUCK DOESNT EAT FRUIT, I THOUGHT U MEANT CANDY/

i rarely eat sweets like cake and candy, i love fruit i will always eat fruit whenever i can < . <

[timber crag]

Pop quiz, favorite fruit?

I mean high glucose and fructose diets

[north verge]

watermelon

fav vegitible: carrot

fav meat: bacon

[timber crag]

Mine's pomegranate

[haughty pelican]

golden delicious apple

[north verge]

i LOVE WATERMELON i had some the other week, SO JUICY AND SWEET MY GOD

[timber crag]

If you have too much glucose and fructose it'll kill the savory parts of your tastebuds

Ever had a pomegranate, Foxy?

[north verge]

not like i haven't killed mine already by eating spicy things with everything

@timber crag honestly no, the only reason i knew they existed was from that one video of "NO POMEGGRANATESS"

[timber crag]

You should go get some

They're also juicy and sweet

But hard to peel

[north verge]

i dont wanna go out this year

also its 1 am

[timber crag]

Then ask your dad. Tomorrow

[north verge]

my slave

i mean

sure

[timber crag]

Ye

[haughty pelican]

im gonna take my last pain pill in a little

[north verge]

why

[haughty pelican]

that way I get to watch wandavision twice

[north verge]

what is in pain swift, u want a nice fox masache?

masage

how do u spell it

[haughty pelican]

oh you dont know

you havent been here

[timber crag]

Massage

[north verge]

yea i have been

uh lets just say

E

[timber crag]

Please massage me

[north verge]

no

[timber crag]

For a minute I thought you wanted to say mustache

[haughty pelican]

so if you have been you should know what hurts lol

[timber crag]

Brb work

[haughty pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/479518022701416448/814494655689392158/image0.png

[north verge]

wat is that

[haughty pelican]

my teef

[timber crag]

teeth

[north verge]

why they so big

[timber crag]

[haughty pelican]

molars

[north verge]

is that a cavitiy?

[haughty pelican]

that one had an exposed nerve so they took it out

[timber crag]

All the better to eat you with

[haughty pelican]

nah it broke

[north verge]

oh ow

i bet that hurt

[haughty pelican]

it did

[north verge]

@timber crag LMFAEO

[haughty pelican]

but its gone now lol

[north verge]

@haughty pelican did u cry

[haughty pelican]

lol no

I was number than hell

[timber crag]

Oh😔

[haughty pelican]

numb-er

[north verge]

@haughty pelican what?

OMH

NUMB

hahhahaha 666

[timber crag]

https://tenor.com/view/red-riding-hood-fight-pose-fight-me-im-ready-come-on-gif-12975377

[haughty pelican]

lmao 666

[timber crag]

Foxy over here like

[north verge]

why ur teeth so bigg forreal tho

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/666-gif-15907701

[haughty pelican]

molars

thats the back of my jaw lol

[north verge]

o

[haughty pelican]

yeah you can see them getting smaller to the right

like you can see my wisdom tooth in the top left

[north verge]

how do u still have ethose

[haughty pelican]

idk

but im lucky lol

[north verge]

lol

[timber crag]

I'm supposed to have mine. All four of them grew in straight, healthy, and not at all impacted but I had to have them taken out anyway

[north verge]

tommorow for brekfest i want a sliced apple, a grilled cheese, and some nice, ginger ale

@timber crag better to have them removed i suppose, never know what can happen

[timber crag]

Because apparently if you work in a pressurized vehicle and the vehicle loses pressure they have a tiny chance of exploding 🙄

I'm pretty sure that they just had it in with Big Dentistry to make more money

[north verge]

well i mean, u could of told em no

[timber crag]

I couldn't lmao

[north verge]

oh

[haughty pelican]

hey foxy

guess how much that whole thing is gonna end up costing

[north verge]

hippity hoppity, your bone is now my property

[haughty pelican]

and teeth arent bones lol

[safe crater]

I had to finally get mine removed cause my teef got crowded

[north verge]

yes htey are

they are bones

bcuz when u die they dont fckin disolved like ears

[haughty pelican]

they're enamel

[north verge]

SAME THING

[safe crater]

not quite

[north verge]

the enamel is on the bone, so therefor teeth are bones

[safe crater]

teeth are more like hair than bone or something

[north verge]

THEN HOW COME WHEN I BITE MYSELF ITH URTS

[haughty pelican]

I literally just had a dentist tell me this

[safe crater]

cause theyre hard. Did you know Rhino horns arent bone?

[north verge]

yes

rhinos are ivory

[safe crater]

ok same thing but in your mouth

No thats elephants I think

[north verge]

so why dont they grow

[safe crater]

they do

[north verge]

no i mean

like

beavers

[safe crater]

er not our teeth no

[timber crag]

[safe crater]

cause theyre made to

[north verge]

[safe crater]

genetics

[north verge]

imagine if we had to grind our teeth down every month

WHEEZE

[haughty pelican]

but yeah 3300 bucks

[safe crater]

https://tenor.com/y9gV.gif

[haughty pelican]

removal, bone graft, and implant

[north verge]

@haughty pelican 3300 bucks? u have insurance/

[haughty pelican]

insurance doesnt cover what im getting done

[dense trout]

don't worry we melt them by feeding sugar to bacteria

[north verge]

american being useless aggain

i mean

america

FUCK

[haughty pelican]

its because its technically considered cosmetic

like they wouldnt cover a facelift for exmple

[north verge]

[safe crater]

Yeah wisdom teeth removal isnt cheap

[north verge]

they would if u were so ugly the world couldnt stan u

[haughty pelican]

this was just a single molar

[unique marlin]

insurance covered my facial feminization surgery almost completely

[safe crater]

https://tenor.com/vy9L.gif

[haughty pelican]

nice!

[north verge]

same spongebob

[unique marlin]

go to a therapist and try to get them to sign it off as medically necessesary if it really bothers you

[dense trout]

if only their reps would require tooth work more often

[north verge]

wait

[haughty pelican]

right

[unique marlin]

insurances like blue cross blue shield cover cosmetic procedures a lot

[safe crater]

Insurance refuses to cover some things I want

[unique marlin]

especially for face stuff

[north verge]

u can just, "go to a therapist?" i thought u had to get doctor diagnosis bfor u c-could

[safe crater]

No

[north verge]

MY LIFE IS ALIE

[unique marlin]

no you dont need a doctors diagnosis for a therapist

[pearl jasper]

I made creamy tomato pasta earlier

Just wanted to share

[haughty pelican]

I mean I just found one that I liked

[safe crater]

Foxy, things are fucky with medical

[unique marlin]

you might need it for insurance coverage of said therapist, if you can find a therapist that takes your insurance, thats the hard part

[timber crag]

Have you ever heard of moose shedding their antlers?

It's a fun google search

[north verge]

@pearl jasper looks good but i wouldnt eat it cuz im picky but im sure it was tasty

[safe crater]

I didnt want more kids, they made me talk to a therapist AND wait 30 days to change my mind AND I had to be over 21

Like why.

[pearl jasper]

Taste like alfredo

[north verge]

@timber crag -CRY- i'd rather not google anything related to deer, and moose lately, i was stuck on the trend seeing them get hit by a truck T - T

[timber crag]

WHY

[north verge]

and apparently deer willingly jump off...

bridges

i was so confused

[unique marlin]

i can't tell you how many hoops i had to jump through to get my surgery almost completely covered. i had to get three different trained psychologists to sign off on my surgery as medically necessary, i had to be on hormones for over three years, i had to go to the courts and have my name legally changed which was hard because the first judge just straight up told me no, not to mention i moved states during this process so it became even harder

[timber crag]

Oh all the time

[unique marlin]

it took about a year and a half to get coverage

[haughty pelican]

its because deer are idiots

[safe crater]

Theyre pretty stupid animals all things considered

[unique marlin]

but it was hella worth it

[haughty pelican]

like really stupid

[safe crater]

Yeah well I want a hysterectomy and they still refuse to remove something Im never using again

[north verge]

@haughty pelican husband: come here deer
wife: did u just call me an idiot

[safe crater]

Ive been asking for TEN years

[timber crag]

Like how stupid are we talking, DH player stupid or...?

[unique marlin]

thats fucked up

[haughty pelican]

worse

[unique marlin]

you know whats even more fucked up

vasectomies are covered by most insurances

[safe crater]

Yeah they are

[unique marlin]

i know because i had one

[timber crag]

🇦🇶

[unique marlin]

it was hella easy to do that

[safe crater]

Cause men are speshul, sorry but they get better treatment for reproduction

[north verge]

what is a ...v-vasecto

mie

[timber crag]

I hate how hard it is to get voluntary hysterectomies when I got my vasectomy the day I walked into the fucking office

[safe crater]

they tie off the cords that carry sperm

[timber crag]

No more sperm

[unique marlin]

its where they remove a biological males ability to reproduce

[north verge]

@timber crag E

[unique marlin]

i wanted my tied off because it helped me stop producing male hormones

[timber crag]

I think they can reverse it too

[unique marlin]

sometimes

[safe crater]

Cause they say it's still 'good'
Fuck that, I already had an ablation, I cant have more kids if I want to

It was cheaper than birth control and less health risks

[timber crag]

It doesn't stop the production of testosterone, that's an entirely different procedure

[unique marlin]

i think i know what im talking about 👀

[safe crater]

It really pisses me off. My doctor was for it but the hospital medical board said 'there's no reason for it'

[unique marlin]

it wasnt exactly a vascetomy, it was two procedures in one

[timber crag]

😒

[dense trout]

deer couldn't even play a huntard 🤔

[unique marlin]

i had my testes removed along with my tubes being tied

if you wanna go into detail

lol

[timber crag]

That's called a castration

[safe crater]

Yes

[unique marlin]

and next is inversion

hella excited

[timber crag]

Completely different procedure

[north verge]

i heard about smth like this in one episode of family guy, louis wanted peter to get smth to not make anymore kids and bryan their dogg said he should as it's safer and stuff but idk i dont think i should be taking info off cartoons

[safe crater]

See. Im literally jealous you had that done and I cant have my uterus removed

[unique marlin]

take it out yourself

[safe crater]

I dont want it

[unique marlin]

ill bring you some meds

[north verge]

whats a uterus for again

[safe crater]

I would

[timber crag]

Tf

[safe crater]

Babies

[unique marlin]

foxy shutup ur not that dumb

lol

[north verge]

take mine too

[timber crag]

Pregnant land

[north verge]

i dont want any kids

[safe crater]

it holds the baby and makes you have a period

[north verge]

O H MY GOD

TAKE IT AWAY

NO MORE PERIODS

[unique marlin]

foxy you know what a uterus is

pls.

[safe crater]

Womb

[north verge]

@unique marlin i blanked out for a minute calm down

[unique marlin]

you're a 18 year old girl come on now

lol

[timber crag]

It's pretty unfair. I've pretended to be the husband of friends and one coworker who wanted to get hysterectomies JUST so I could "give my blessing" for them to get it

[unique marlin]

lmao swift

[north verge]

no accidentally

they got on my nerves

[safe crater]

See in most places you no longer need your ...husbands 'permission'

which is also fucked

[haughty pelican]

https://youtu.be/dYVRsfHczjw

[timber crag]

Sadly I live south of the Mason-Dixon line :/

[unique marlin]

i could never have children 🖐️

absolutely not

children are life ruiners

i want freedom and free will

[safe crater]

Ok I need to go. This topic gets me shakey because ive been asking since my son was born over a decade ago and theyre mean about it. I hate doctors that deal with reproduction.

[unique marlin]

shar im so sorry you have to deal with that

:(

[timber crag]

That's a crass and unfair statement to say just because children don't line up with your ideal lifestyle

[safe crater]

I even have PCOS and they wont do anything

[unique marlin]

ok i probably should've said this

"for me, children are life ruiners"

[safe crater]

I love my kid but I never want more, I cant have more. But theyd rather I be on birth control and not give what I want

[north verge]

< . < i dont wanna be that person but i agree with that as i had to raise 6 siblings ALONE and had no free will < . . . <