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spice thistle
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When post ARR happened

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Ogod no

spring heath
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dude I sobbed for at least half an hour

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NO SAY SIKE

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Just

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Bawled

timber crag
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There there

spice thistle
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And then

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After cursing Uldah

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Being like

timber crag
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It's okay, waifus love you, too

spice thistle
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"I will bring the Ultima Weapon here"

spring heath
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Fun fact though: I only have one OCxCanon ship in XIV

spice thistle
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Lolorito: sike

thick fulcrum
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No one can judge.

spice thistle
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Me: son of a bitch

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Lolorito is

spring heath
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I still wanna yeet him off Ul'dah

spice thistle
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Hard to actually hate

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He is a bastard

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But he knows that he is a bastard

timber crag
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And plays into it

spice thistle
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Then you have the other treasure of Uldah

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Hildiboy

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Ugh I need to do the heavensward story

spring heath
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You do

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so you can do the SB one

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which is just

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Glorious

spice thistle
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Huh weird

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No thumbnail

thick fulcrum
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might be heavy server load

spice thistle
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Yesh

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Then

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You have FFXIV most terrifying being

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It's not a boss

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She is just a mom

spring heath
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I can only aspire to that kind of power

thick fulcrum
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Mother's Have Great And Terrible Power

timber crag
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I fear my mom like the third coming of the apocalypse, dunno what you mean

thick fulcrum
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That is the appropriate level of fear to have.

spice thistle
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Now I try to sleep

timber crag
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She is the cinnamon bun type that will scream until your eardrums shatter when she's angry

thick fulcrum
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😨

thick fulcrum
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Kitty Shaming

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But she IS indeed a good girl.

fallen nexus
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can we take a second to admire how hard KK is trying to say "yeah, we fucked up, but please shut the fuck up about it and keep quiet"

thick fulcrum
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what happened with them?

fallen nexus
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did you read the text?

urban kite
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God i could go for some doughnuts

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Its 8 in the morning and im ready

timber crag
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... Same timezone?

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I mean, wait

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8:53 here

thick fulcrum
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Yeah it seems innocuous enough

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Like

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what would you expect them to say after getting hacked?

urban kite
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07:53 here, england, not europe

empty swallow
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Init bruv

timber crag
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AY MOITE, YOU ARRITE

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Sorry xD

urban kite
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Thats australia

empty swallow
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Ye bruv that’s aussies init, the donnies in england chat like this bruv

timber crag
urban kite
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Lmao

timber crag
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Took me a while to find that

empty swallow
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I have such a good twitter vid

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Sec

urban kite
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Ah fuck thats good lyo

timber crag
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XD

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Your recognition honors me

empty swallow
timber crag
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I have a buddy who lives in the UK. He is the funniest person I've ever talked to

empty swallow
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Idk why the dog in the adidas tracksuit doesnitnfor me

timber crag
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He sent me this the other day

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Also this. It made me laugh for two minutes straight

urban kite
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Jesus

timber crag
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Christmas Christ

mild fiber
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Hey is it ok to share your WoW art here??

timber crag
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Yes it is

mild fiber
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Aww so here is the Wrathion that I drew

timber crag
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Never liked his shoulderpads. Cute artstyle!

mild fiber
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Hahaha I didnt enjoy drawing either, thank you!!

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They should update those shoulderpads

timber crag
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You could make hands a bit bigger next time

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They look disproportionate to the rest of his body

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But overall, very nice! Good job

mild fiber
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Agreed. This one is oldish. Aww thanks!!

timber crag
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Her pupils are a bit weird... She looks as if she were looking up

wary gate
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that looks dope

severe river
hardy forge
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i know some people are guilty in here

mild fiber
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Thanks, Katakuri

versed hornet
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i feel attacked @hardy forge

lost plinth
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i still need to finish watch dogs 2

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Worst thing is

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I picked up FFXIV about on my birthday

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this meant, animal crossing new horizons has been sitting in the plastic on the table since March cause I haven't had time

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/cry

versed hornet
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i need to Finish cod Black ops

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its been a few years

main dirge
urban kite
urban kite
heady solstice
heady solstice
tardy forum
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good?

spring burrow
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...

heady solstice
spring burrow
neon hinge
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just some rando 12yo

spring burrow
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Roblox pfp yeah that makes sense

neon hinge
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Well

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either 12 or 40

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it's hard to say with roblox people

spring burrow
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Lol yeah

spring heath
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Mornin folks

heady solstice
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Gm

spring heath
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Whaddup

heady solstice
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Vibing

timber crag
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gm

neon hinge
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Sup ma'

spring heath
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Saw this art that was really cool, right

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Thought

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'thats a badass belf'

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Cuz the ears

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It was supposed to be a nelf

thick fulcrum
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link?

heady solstice
deft vapor
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smh no marc

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bad

heady solstice
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Look

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The opportunity arose

deft vapor
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bad

heady solstice
spring burrow
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Cease

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But good meme

spring heath
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Ok I laughed ngl

main dirge
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GOBLIN XD

heady solstice
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(WOW) :)

main dirge
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el goblino MonkaSS

timber crag
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is that a big dicked goblin? what am I looking at

heady solstice
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Art

timber crag
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ah yes yes

urban kite
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more like

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fart

heady solstice
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But hey man

timber crag
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now that was 12 year old shit

urban kite
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GOTTEM

heady solstice
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Hes keeping wow alive

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Good on him

timber crag
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Metzen bless his soul

heady solstice
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How do you feel about this image?

neon hinge
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wow

timber crag
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worried

main dirge
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Posted in r/altdogelore by u/liltrigger Posted in r/altdogelore by u/liltrigger Posted in r/altdogelore by u/liltrigger

heady solstice
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Yes

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It was

hardy forge
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cursed

main dirge
somber token
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Anyone care to help me with something?

timber crag
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Sure, what's the problem?

spring burrow
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With?

timber crag
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@somber token Pardon the ping, what's the problem fren?

spring burrow
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If its wow related, #wow-help is the place to go

spring heath
timber crag
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It's not WoW related. They DMd me.

spring burrow
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Oh ok

neon hinge
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Ay, lyo got a sugardaddy already

main dirge
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he got dem gucci flip flops

lost plinth
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why the fuck you waiting

spring heath
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BLM

timber crag
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... I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS, INTER

hardy forge
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imagine not doing something else while you wait lol

lost plinth
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why the fuck you not asking the literal omni80 with nothing else to do to queue you

main dirge
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ALM

spring heath
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Because why would you wanna baby dungeon

hardy forge
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when does your sub run out @lost plinth

lost plinth
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uh

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idk

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well i can't see you online anyway so

neon hinge
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omni80 lmao

spring heath
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Also I don't want you judging me cuz I suck

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Parse Child

neon hinge
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nice nn

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And a deserved one

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fucking tryharders lul

lost plinth
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trying to think of a comeback gimme like 5

spring heath
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I know one statement that will make Emu big frown

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I have Scathe on my bar

lost plinth
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@heady solstice dog stare emote please

heady solstice
lost plinth
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ta

heady solstice
timber crag
lost plinth
hardy forge
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imagine being such a tryhard you look up rotations for leveling

lost plinth
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balance discord has it on faq

heady solstice
lost plinth
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cause people really do be pressing fire 2 at level fucking 80 in 2020

spring heath
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People use Fire2?

timber crag
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What's Fire2?

heady solstice
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fire 2

spring heath
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Fire... AoE

timber crag
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Like Flamestrike?

heady solstice
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yes

timber crag
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Or Meteor?

spring heath
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It's got a potency of 80, how cute

heady solstice
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literally flamestrike

spring heath
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Anyway, I know the basics of BLM and I'm probably not gonna touch it much on Ris after it hits 80

lost plinth
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fire 2 ceases its relevancy to Flare

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especially with the 68 trait

hardy forge
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that's just reading the abilities

main dirge
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just use Firaga

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and Aero

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woop woop

lost plinth
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94, there is actually a book in the gubal library dungeon describing how the councils of mages dropped the firaga naming convention for fire 1 fire 2

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so there is a lore based reason for it lmao

main dirge
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oh really

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now im curious

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firaga sounds cooler for me

neon hinge
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Spanish: Fire, Fire+, Fire++

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It's so much easier lol

lost plinth
neon hinge
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I never liked how magical spells were called on Square english stuff

spice thistle
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IMAGINE USING

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BLIZZARD 2

timber crag
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Is that the compamy Blizz devolved into?

main dirge
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hado #31 shakkaho

neon hinge
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Spell Number feels wrong too xD

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lol 94

timber crag
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Sequels are always worse

neon hinge
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nice one

lost plinth
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bl OMEGALUL zzard tw OMEGALUL

main dirge
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blizzard two OMEGAPOGGERS

heady solstice
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WomegaspanishlaffW

lost plinth
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inter for your context

main dirge
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battle net 2

lost plinth
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blizzard 2 sucks dick

spice thistle
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Weakest aoe

lost plinth
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as does blizzard one past like level 10

spice thistle
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20 potency

neon hinge
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Technically we're on battlenet 2 or 3

lost plinth
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Weakest aoe and a point blank aoe for a caster

main dirge
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remember when they wanted to rename the client

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still waiting

lost plinth
main dirge
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half of black mage ability icons is just bigbrain

lost plinth
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fire 4

is on F

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for 'fire'

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'four'

main dirge
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why couldn't you do it alt + f4? f4 for fire4

lost plinth
spice thistle
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Fucking fire 4 makes the screen shake

lost plinth
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fire 4 doesn't

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flare does

main dirge
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give me that khloe

lost plinth
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fire 4 pops the radial blur but i have it turned off

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because red mage aoe

thick fulcrum
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Whew that description

urban kite
timber crag
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IT'S HIGH NOON

heady solstice
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no

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its 6:30

lost plinth
timber crag
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Is that pie?

lost plinth
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yes

heady solstice
main dirge
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pew! die, pie!

heady solstice
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no

spring burrow
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No

main dirge
spring burrow
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Also good looking pie

heady solstice
main dirge
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laughedat

heady solstice
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nice emotes dumbass PepeLaugh

main dirge
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mobile

timber crag
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Za Cringe. It's Time to Stop.

deft vapor
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1475_Fuck 🚫

hardy forge
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emu has some italian blood in him confirmed

lost plinth
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why

heady solstice
timber crag
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C h e f

main dirge
thick fulcrum
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I'm a Saltbender

timber crag
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I'm a sarcasmbender

spring heath
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I hate people

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I hate Qarn

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I hate jackass DRGs who don't follow directions but have the audacity to call the rest of the group trash

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I hate GNB who don't know how to collect aggro properly

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Pretty sure they were friends

lost plinth
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wolf... d'you need some queues

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i'm just spamming ala mhigo here

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i have nothing else to do

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huh, TIL it isn't just ARR postgame being pruned

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it's ALL of ARR

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like 13% of the unnecessary bits of the MSQ are gonna be pruned out

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i'd ping kata but they'd scream at me so eh

urban kite
spring heath
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Yeah, we knew that from the start Emu

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and

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I'm waiting for FC shenanigans

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Emu you can tank my healer Qarns

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when I get there

lost plinth
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okay

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i mean

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i can anything the qarns

spring heath
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I... I cannot deal...with more dumbass tanks

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You

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I trust

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I just

lost plinth
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okay then i'll come tank the qarns

urban kite
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im dumbass tank

lost plinth
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what's the prob

spring heath
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Everything

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everything's the problem

heady solstice
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wolf just do the dungeon

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ez

lost plinth
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'I think specifically, right now the quests are made very arbitrarily to take 9 minutes each, on the timer. "go fetch water. Wait, no get a bucket first. Bring bucket to npc. Wait, npc wants different water, get other water. Okay I like this quest done.".
It will be changed to "go fetch water, here's your bucket. Okay thanks for the water".
Streamlined'

spring heath
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I still need to get BLM to 40 but... I just can't do it with Qarn

lost plinth
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kata would probably like to know that

spring heath
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And I don't wanna do Cutter's Cry

lost plinth
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also why does mem mis ex look kinda easy

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Wolf just do what I do

spring heath
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so I'm probably like... FATEing that up

lost plinth
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never unlock it

spring heath
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I unlocked it ages ago

spring burrow
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Emu it is stupid easy

spring heath
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Hi J

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I'm so close, yet so far away

spice thistle
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Ya it's ez

urban kite
heady solstice
spring heath
spice thistle
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nO

spice thistle
hardy forge
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i mean,it seems like they go together

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cpt killjoy and drunk history

spring heath
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lol

lost plinth
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@spring burrow is it hard because it's populated by people who don't understand dragon in ram out?

spring burrow
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Yeah the in out stuff is the hardest part

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Especially when he starts stacking them over eachother

lost plinth
spring heath
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hat cat with no hat

lost plinth
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hat child /scoff has always been a mood

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the shoebill is also a mood but a somewhat more tired one

spring burrow
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Have you heard the shoebill theory?

lost plinth
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that it's emet? yeah

spring burrow
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Ye that one

lost plinth
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honestly after hearing the blizz dev interview on zappy boi, I'm full in the belief devs add silly things as little jokes, and then it accelerates to meme status and cult icon and they just roll with it

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so if it is, I'm fairly sure they may have not meant it lol

spring heath
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Ok but they had it show up in 5.2 and I'm >_>

spring burrow
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I guess we’ll have to see if its in 5.3

spring heath
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Staring at Ryne

lost plinth
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it's at bozja and it has a fucking gun oh no oh fuc

spring burrow
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Wait what

hardy forge
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||#emetisdeadparty||

lost plinth
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i m j o k i n g

spring heath
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also I want a fuckin staff again I hate this brand/shield shit on BLM

spring burrow
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Oh ok lol

lost plinth
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i mean it might be

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idk

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Wolf it drops it by level 50 dw

spring burrow
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I think its just in the first

lost plinth
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it's a 1.0 relic

spring heath
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I know it's just hhhhhhhhh

spring burrow
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See I kinda liked the wand and shield look

hardy forge
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oh right i almost forgot,not even in ff14shitposts this time

lost plinth
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y'know what

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no

spring burrow
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I wish we could glam them

lost plinth
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i'm not reading that

spring burrow
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I’m scared

main dirge
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owo

grim wave
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hi

lost plinth
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oh no there's an

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audio version

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actually it's not that bad

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it just sounds like gaius with a lisp

hardy forge
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oops forgot part 1

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sec

main dirge
spring burrow
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I just wanna point out when he asks you for who do you fight for, you had the option to respond in 1.0

lost plinth
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But yeah I'm looking forward to the adventures of the aura troop 'I have blue hair and will inevitably die piloting the sapphire weapon', 'I have emerald hair and will inevitably die piloting the emerald weapon' and 'We have unremarkable hair and will thus be promoted to the rank of secondary character'

hardy forge
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we dont talk about 1.0,jhock

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it's like wod

wary gate
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cept wod was good

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till it wasn't

spring burrow
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I’m just saying, you used to say something in 1.0 in that speech

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He always responded with β€œHow very glib.”

hardy forge
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imagine new players playing through the f uture gutted version of praetorium

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:pepehands:

spice thistle
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God no

hardy forge
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they wont experience the sanity memes

spring heath
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As long as Prae keeps the phat exp

spice thistle
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How will they split Prae tho

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hah

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no

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The reason why Prae had that exp

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is because it was long

spring heath
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Don't care

hardy forge
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it's 50 min long

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at best

spring heath
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45

spring burrow
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They might put the Ultima fight as a separate fight

spring heath
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It's 45 minutes

spring burrow
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Amd just make two dungeons

spring heath
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I usually have 15 minutes left on my food

hardy forge
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U N S K I P P A B L E

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C U T S C E N E S

spring burrow
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Ultima could have the unskippable ones

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The other two maybe?

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I mean a lot of those cutscenes dont need to be there apart from the parts with Nero and uhhh the one chick

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At the end of Castrum

hardy forge
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hammer falls out of the ceiling

spring heath
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Liv

spring burrow
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Liv yes

heady solstice
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They're splitting it into prae and torium

spring heath
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lol

spring burrow
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Keep parts like Gaius’s speech in Prae unskippable

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remove the mech part tbh

spice thistle
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Of what magic do you speak

hardy forge
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just skip the entire post-ARR quests entirely,put an npc that teleports you forward in time to the start of HW

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lul

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ez solved

spice thistle
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SUCH DEVASTATION

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THIS WAS NOT

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MY INTENTION

hardy forge
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MY INTENTION

lost plinth
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the heart of sabeeek

spring burrow
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Or go to the end scene of post ARR

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Cause that part is important

hardy forge
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the unskippable cutscenes are a core bonding part of praetorium sanity runs

lost plinth
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for you, maybe

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leveling-drk-wholly-via-prae headass

hardy forge
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i actually did tho

spice thistle
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Dafire talks shit

spring burrow
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It was hell when I spammed it for gnb

heady solstice
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That's the joke dafire

spice thistle
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but he can't do green parses on any game

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eh suckz

heady solstice
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That you actually did

lost plinth
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for me prae cutscenes are a time to switch my podcast to a video to watch

hardy forge
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that's different mak,because i never used any parsing software

lost plinth
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and listen for the FF combat fwoooosh

hardy forge
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there's the "i'm a new player and i like the cutscenes ffor the first time" and then there's the "entire group has done this 300 times,so they came out the other end and are full of memes"

spring heath
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P a t h e t i c

hardy forge
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the funniest unskippable cutscene moment was when someone said "give it up crab-man,no one cares"

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and the 2nd best was when someone made a dragonball Z episode(with end-of-episode narrator) throughout the entire thing

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i'm quite sure i put those in my praetorium adventures folder

wary gate
spring burrow
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LMAO

thick fulcrum
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🀒

spring burrow
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This stupid fucking country

thick fulcrum
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Yyyyep.

timber crag
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That's almost as sad as

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This picture

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we're doomed

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why America

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why

wary gate
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money

lost plinth
spring heath
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Hang on I have a video to show as soon as Mom links it to me

heady solstice
hardy forge
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imagine living in america

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cant relate

spring heath
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imagine living

heady solstice
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american "people"

main dirge
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tfw you listen to soundtrack and you want to sing with it but there's 2 or even 3 different voices at once

heady solstice
spring heath
hardy forge
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imagine

heady solstice
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imagine living in a good country

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i couldnt

main dirge
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just live in canada

timber crag
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Lives in Germany

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I live in a good country

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Dunno what you mean

hardy forge
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hey my country may not be full of lowerthanaverageIQ people but it has shit politicians

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oh wait

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you have those too

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sadtimes

heady solstice
main dirge
timber crag
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I still have 200€ from my pay, from which I also sent some money to Mom in Romania

main dirge
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mania of ro

timber crag
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Romanavania

heady solstice
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lettuce

hardy forge
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romanovania

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there's a channel called "lettuce sauce"

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@heady solstice

lost plinth
urban kite
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karate kid lookin ass

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im gonna kick over your sandcastle

main dirge
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some anime soundtracks are legit timeless masterpiece

lost plinth
urban kite
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yeah i'll come over

main dirge
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WHY?!

hardy forge
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70% of the people i got in my prae runs didnt even have the hat

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they looked like they were just back from the beach 5 mins ago

main dirge
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now you feel like number one shining bright for everyone

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living out of your fantasy, the brighest star for all to see

spring heath
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There

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took long enough

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but

hardy forge
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great channel

spring heath
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I need one good solid FATE at 38

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Coerthas

heady solstice
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WomegaspanishlaffW

main dirge
lost plinth
hardy forge
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why were you trying to meld the neo ish gear when you have the relic

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o.o

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oh wait

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going back to wow killed my ff14 knowledge

spring burrow
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Lol

lost plinth
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to the point i might actually use it over hidden fists

spring burrow
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Yeah the tonfas are cool

hardy forge
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tonfas are the classic fighting game weapon

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first time i saw tonfas was soul calibur xd

lost plinth
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is this the only tonfas wep ingame?

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I cherish my ignorance of mnk weps cause I saw claws and decided hidden fists was just the way

spice thistle
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There are more tonfas

lost plinth
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any rec's?

spring burrow
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The scaeven monk weapons are tonfas I think

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And the high allagan

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The SB tome weapons basically

lost plinth
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well tonfas being an asian weapon makes sense

spring burrow
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Ye

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The allagan ones do the β€œmechanical bits that fold up when sheathed”

lost plinth
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yeah the scaevan gunblade go swiish

spring burrow
#

I love that gunblade

lost plinth
#

and high allagan ain't, by the way

spring burrow
#

It was my blade of choice for most of the shb leveling

lost plinth
#

i'm using the shire one still in gold

#

so good

spring burrow
#

Ye

lost plinth
#

when the relic's dyeable that might win out, but

spice thistle
#

I THOUGHT YOU SAY YOU DINDT LIKE MONK

lost plinth
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it's not particularly fun unless literally every ability direct crits

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but i'm practicing my bard and monk for no particular reason luldog

spice thistle
#

Suure

lost plinth
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plus it makes the only monk main in my FC a little happier to have questions honestly i think

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also, mem mis ex tomorrow

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i got my FC to make a group peepoCheer

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also I've seen fortius now and wtf why is it easy

spice thistle
#

just wait until the soft enrage

lost plinth
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they literally just repurposed mechs from every garlean in existence for the fight huh

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well isn't the soft enrage just altius or die

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nothing soft about it

urban kite
#

im always at a soft enrage

spice thistle
#

It's

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Altius-Ventius-Alea Alatea-Terminus Ex

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All in the same time

lost plinth
#

that's not hard

spice thistle
#

Ala Alatea gets resolved at the same time as the Terminus Ex

lost plinth
#

bait ventius and altius X's south

spice thistle
#

Yes, but it is when the safe spot of the Terminus Ex is on the other side of the map

#

You are recovering from another Terminus Ex mechanic

lost plinth
#

but how tho

spice thistle
#

It can happen

lost plinth
#

bait altius and ventius X's south

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go southeast/west

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dodge alae lacta

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profit

spice thistle
#

and if people start to freak

lost plinth
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even better if it's followed by a festina cause you're already split

spice thistle
#

The alae lacta gets on the ways of the altius

lost plinth
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or a electric gunshield

spice thistle
#

Nah

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After that its

#

uh

lost plinth
#

But like how

spice thistle
#

Citius and just another fortius

#

And

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The enrage

lost plinth
#

Altius denies north south

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so just go to southeast and scoot north to dodge alea lacta

spice thistle
#

It is easy on theory

lost plinth
#

and poof you're already split for healer stack or loaded

spice thistle
#

But on practice and with a rookie group it tends to be

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um

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not hard

#

but messy

lost plinth
#

remind me tho do lanes resolve before gunshield or after gunshield

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i forget

spice thistle
#

before

lost plinth
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cause ik you have to resolve lanes and loaded

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so do lanes then clock

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right

spring heath
#

Castrum

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Kill me

hardy forge
#

pay a visit to livia

#

gaius always gets all the attention

spring heath
#

She's grating

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and so are the people

main dirge
#

grating?

lost plinth
spice thistle
#

aw

lost plinth
#

quagsire is the best thing to ever happen to the pokemon franchise

hardy forge
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quagsire is just snorlax mini

lost plinth
#

you're not correct

#

instant dps queue for copied factory. okay

main dirge
#

what did you call me

spring burrow
#

Quagsire is perfection

wary gate
main dirge
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xqc late by 4 hours

#

he ded monkaS

spring heath
wary gate
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Happy Spiderman day

spring heath
#

Spoder

spice thistle
#

Why he has such diva energy

spring heath
#

It's the beachwear

#

Ris is actually incredibly chill

#

unlike his player

spice thistle
#

btw there is

spice thistle
#

a garlean culture festival on kugane

wary gate
#

im dying

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oh my lord

#

that's fuckin funny

spring burrow
#

A garlean culture festival?

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Interesting

spice thistle
#

old on

lost plinth
#

i don't get it

spice thistle
#

read the name

heady solstice
#

hmmmmmm

lost plinth
#

regor dragoon

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i don't get it

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Oh

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it's a machinist

#

Is that the joke

main dirge
spice thistle
#

whoever he is?

spring heath
#

Kata

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Be happy we don't gotta do this junk anymore

spice thistle
#

wait

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archer and pugilist

#

archer and thau---WHAT

spring heath
#

Ok but you needed EXTRA shit for WHM

spice thistle
#

f for the scarab lord of the horde

spring heath
#

Dude

#

Some blue mage nuked the fuck out of a minion boss FATE

spice thistle
#

I mean

spring heath
#

Heckin rude

spice thistle
#

I would be dissapointed if Black Mages---

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OH

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YOU PUT BLUE

#

wait

#

ho2

#

how do even blue mages

#

Ah 1000 needle spam

spring heath
#

We don't fuckin know but my friend said the boss was only maybe 1/3 down in health and then suddenly it was dead

spice thistle
#

Kek

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Fear the blues Wolf

#

Fear the blues

lost plinth
#

1k needles, missile

spring heath
#

well it was rude as hell

lost plinth
#

also wolf

#

does anything need queueing

#

before i go to bed

spring heath
#

Well, I have two healers to get to 40 if you wanna tank Qarn

lost plinth
#

yeah alright

wary gate
#

So

#

I'mm gonna rant a little bit

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how the fuck, does gladiator turn into paladin?

#

That doesn't make sense

spice thistle
#

I will stop you right there

wary gate
#

you're think a gladiator would turn into a warrior

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or a paladin

spice thistle
#

I will

#

Stop you

#

right there since this rant has no sense

wary gate
#

and marauder turns into warrior?

#

that seems backwards

spice thistle
#

Stfu and go learn

#

Really Kata

#

this is the stupidest rant I have ever seen from you

wary gate
#

mate, it's about thematic consistency

spice thistle
#

a gladiator becomes a paladin after joining the sultansworn

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The paladin is just a fancy title for an elite gladiator that protects the sultana

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or in the case of the adventurer, goes free

#

In the case of the warrior

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is less common for a marauder to become a warrior, since warriors tend to lose themselves to their own rage and roam like eddiots

wary gate
#

but... that's not at all what paladins even are or were

spice thistle
#

KATA

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i swear

#

I am going to block you

wary gate
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Paladins are the french round table

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I am not kidding

spice thistle
#

Kata

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Just

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stop

wary gate
#

why does this upset you so much?

spice thistle
#

Because you are the kind of person that think that they know it all so when something new comes and tilts their world of things they usually know they start complaining about things when they haven't even got to the point to understand, or at least experience the WHY of these things happening

#

And honestly Kata, it is starting to get irritating

#

And it's not only on FFXIV

#

It is on Beta topics too on your stupid "But I am top dps and conduicts are stupid rarr rarr"

wary gate
#

what

spice thistle
#

I am just done with you Kata, I am sorry but I am done with you

wary gate
#

I like minmaxing, what's wrong with that?

spice thistle
wary gate
#

My rant was about how it's more thematically consistent for a gladiator to become a warrior.

spice thistle
#

Gladiators specialize in the handling of all manner of one-handed blades, from daggers to longswords, be they single- or double-edged, straight or curved. Tracing their roots to the Coliseum, where the roar of the crowd reigns supreme, these melee combatants have learned to seamlessly flow between attack and defense in a dance that delights the eye.
Making use of their skill with the shield, gladiators can also draw the attention and attacks of an enemy upon themselves, thereby protecting their comrades from harm.

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Marauders are combat specialists whose weapon of choice is the greataxeβ€”a fearsome arm long associated with Eorzea's pirates. Their approach to battle is one of brute force, as they rely on pure strength and good steel to crush enemies and sunder weapons.
They are highly sought after for their ferocity and intimidating presence, and are often employed to hunt down monsters plaguing the land or to turn the tide of battle between warring nations. Skilled marauders have been known to take on entire packs of slavering beasts and emerge with little more than a few scrapes and bruises.

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On the northernmost edge of Abalathia's Spine exists a mountain tribe renowned for producing fearsome mercenaries. Wielding greataxes and known as warriors, these men and women learn to harness their inner-beasts and translate that power to unbridled savagery on the battlefield.
In former times which saw war waged ceaselessly in Eorzea, the warriors featured prominently on the frontlines of battle. With the arrival of peacetime, however, their art has descended into the shadows of obscurity, where it remains to this day.

wary gate
#

So... the story is about taking the untrained and becoming more trained. But what if you're a gladiator, you're set free, and you don't want to be a paladin, you want to be a warrior? You then have to become a marauder, lose all of your skills, and go through a whole new set of trials and tribulations? That part I have trouble with personally.

#

Also, the things I put out are purely my opinions, not once do I ever mean to display them as facts.

#

I say what comes to my mind based on my experiences

lost plinth
spice thistle
#

Gladiators and Marauders are very different on their mindsets, a gladiator won't be...lets say, losing themselves to their inner beast and dropping all ways of defending

heady solstice
spice thistle
#

Thats why the jobs are called disciplines too

wary gate
#

Ok but that brings up a different issue for me. If you can do all jobs on one character, it doesn't make sense for your character to suddenly change and become a different person based on your job.

spice thistle
#

Soul crystals

lost plinth
#

yeah, soul crystals

spring burrow
#

Soul crystals yeah

spice thistle
lost plinth
#

soul crystals are the in-universe reasoning for being able to pick up a collection of new abilities/movements

wary gate
#

what

spice thistle
#

It's like literally storing all your abilities and stuff, can it be potentially wrong for your personal?

#

persona*

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Depends on you

#

That's why roleplaying exist

spring heath
#

It has the memories of past relevant heroes

spice thistle
#

Like for my catboy he only has the paladin soul crystal and even if he is training to be a dragoon he is so attached to it that he still has the defensive abilities

lost plinth
#

yeah. like the dark knight soul crystal ||manifests your darkside into an imaginary friend||

heady solstice
#

fway

spice thistle
#

Or the Black Mage Soul Crystal

lost plinth
#

but that's uh, mak RP/how it actually used to be with cross-class bilities

spice thistle
#

It's up to you to decide how to behave with different jobs and having a lot of jobs

#

I mean

lost plinth
#

for many jobs the introduction to it is 'you seem likely, here's a weapon and a soul crystal, how do you get on' and you obviously react well with the soul crystal and tap into the memories inside because you're the god-given adventurer of prophecy ofc

spice thistle
#

warrior of light*

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not god given*

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fuck u hydaelyn

lost plinth
#

spoilerssss

spice thistle
#

Kata doesnt give a fuc

heady solstice
#

||god given||

spice thistle
#

And so i not

#

but yeah

#

fuc u hydaelyn why have minfillia

#

nvm good girl hydaelyn

#

Quick topic change

lost plinth
#

but yeah many jobs end up like 'oh nobody's been able to tap into the knowledge of this soul crystal til now'

spice thistle
#

July was a bit calmed in comparison of other months or isn't just me?

lost plinth
#

or 'hey here's mine you could use it more'

#

bruh july was ass

wary gate
#

Am I crazy?

lost plinth
#

we got people killing each other on the streets

spice thistle
#

Ah well

lost plinth
#

Probably, but aren't we all

spice thistle
#

that's not that bad as meteors falling

#

or

#

tsunamis

wary gate
#

Cause when I made my character I thought I was making a gladiator

spice thistle
#

you know what i meant

#

ground breaking disasters

spring burrow
#

Kata, classes and the character are completely separate story wise

#

The character is their own thing

lost plinth
#

Well you were. But you're also making an infinite-potential wielding monster created before your very eyes, as in literally every MMO

spring burrow
#

And the classes are separate to the main plot

wary gate
#

But it wouldn't make sense for her to be say a monk

#

Or a ninja

spice thistle
#

Honestly you would thank the ability to swap classes with the same character

#

Then don't be

wary gate
#

That's not in her character

lost plinth
#

you're right. that's perfectly fine, and at which point you just don't unlock them

spice thistle
#

Like

lost plinth
#

because you are precisely correct

spice thistle
#

The game doesn't forces you to become all classes

#

We do because

#

well

#

curiosity

lost plinth
#

yeah i just did it cause i'm fuckin bored lmao

spice thistle
#

I am because I want to mess with friends

lost plinth
#

what the fuc

spring burrow
#

I consider the classes I like besides gnb and mch ooc to my character

spice thistle
#

I have my character set as "unlimited potential until the kits are born"

#

Which is going to be bad because in his storyline he is going to be close to death in a few months

lost plinth
#

I consider bard and summoner as part of hat child, and samurai mostly cause I adore the storyline, and I can spin a line for most jobs, but the tanks are definitely ooc

spice thistle
#

And have all his abilities of dragoon bein sealed away by dragoon pillar men

lost plinth
#

because my hat child is small and valuable and it doesn't really make sense

#

dragoon pillar men-

spice thistle
#

Yes

#

I said it

lost plinth
#

fucking say again?

spice thistle
#

Dragoon pillar men

#

Ultra swole tall elezen

spring burrow
#

I consider MCH IC for me cause my character became immensely curious with the machinist’s guild

#

Also IC he works for Cid

spice thistle
#

well not swole

#

bishojo like swole elezen

lost plinth
#

so in short, yes kata you're right it doesn't make sense. It's just whether you choose to break your own narrative for the sake of 'playing the video game'

#

which is perfectly fine not to cause you don't have to

wary gate
#

But like, I started out as a gladiator because that's a fitting backstory but as I developed the character she's more of a warrior than a paladin. However, given that she'd have to change to a marauder doesn't fit her character. She rough and rowdy and not holier than though, but she's also not a rampaging maurader so like I don't really fit the definitions the world has.

spice thistle
#

You can also continue to play as gladiator if you want

#

...like

lost plinth
#

uh nah no you can't

spice thistle
#

no soul crystal

lost plinth
#

don't do that

spice thistle
#

Ye they can

#

TRUST ME

#

YOU DO MORE DPS AS A THAUMATURGE

lost plinth
#

You can but fucking don't

spice thistle
#

IN EDEN

spring burrow
#

Yeah you can’t just stay a gladiator

spice thistle
#

look emu

#

I once went

#

to eden

#

as gladiator

lost plinth
#

mak you speak like you've seen that

spice thistle
#

it worked

spring burrow
#

WHAT

lost plinth
#

w h y

spice thistle
#

BECAUSE

#

FUC U DAS WHY

#

WE SURVIVED

lost plinth
#

you don't even have

#

fucking

#

sheltron

spice thistle
#

Tenacity

lost plinth
#

OR SENTINEL

spice thistle
#

TENACITY

lost plinth
#

OR ANY DAMAGE

spice thistle
#

3000 TENACITY

spring burrow
#

Ok but I watched a streamer that went into Ultima EX from Mentor roulette

#

And they got a Gladiator off tank

spice thistle
lost plinth
#

kata, if you want a tank fitting that description gunbreaker might be your best bet

spice thistle
#

Gunbreakers are honor of honor

#

Like

lost plinth
#

if you think pld's too holier than thou and war's too off the other end of the scale

spice thistle
#

Even more honorable than plds

spring burrow
#

Gunbreaker has a chill story

lost plinth
#

Gunbreakers are literally defined as 'Wandering Vanguard'

spice thistle
#

GODDESS SAVE THE QUEEN

wary gate
#

See, I like minmaxing, that's the gameplay part I enjoy. but when it comes to roleplaying I like to fit my character into the narrative and have them be a part of the world.

spring burrow
#

Bodyguard for hire

spice thistle
#

Well

#

If you tell us what do you want to do with your character

spring burrow
#

Thats the story at least

spice thistle
#

We could try

wary gate
#

They have their own story and personality that fits into the world

spice thistle
#

To tell you what would be their class

lost plinth
#

yeah this is honestly the most productive discussion we've had yet

spring burrow
#

Oo but so any classes fit for them

wary gate
#

But the problem is this character doesn't fit the class definitions the game has put forward

spring burrow
#

Any at all

lost plinth
#

like from what kata says I stand by gunbreaker

#

for a tank, that is

spice thistle
#

Okay

#

Let me set you

#

The class definition for each one

#

if thats good

lost plinth
#

and then monk/dragoon and machinist

#

i'd say those fit the bill

wary gate
#

I was thinking machinist

spice thistle
#

Emu stfu gfdi

lost plinth
#

frick you

wary gate
#

Monk and dragoon definitely aren't it

lost plinth
#

fair enough

wary gate
#

Inner peace? Boring. Dragonslaying? Lame.

spring burrow
#

Machinist’s story is β€œhey the city could benefit from technology but the city thinks Guns and technology bad hurr durr”

lost plinth
#

drg's frankly only dragonslaying for ARR and some of Heavensward

spice thistle
#

Warrior: On the northernmost edge of Abalathia's Spine exists a mountain tribe renowned for producing fearsome mercenaries. Wielding greataxes and known as warriors, these men and women learn to harness their inner-beasts and translate that power to unbridled savagery on the battlefield.
In former times which saw war waged ceaselessly in Eorzea, the warriors featured prominently on the frontlines of battle. With the arrival of peacetime, however, their art has descended into the shadows of obscurity, where it remains to this day.

Paladin:For centuries, the elite of the Sultansworn have served as personal bodyguards to the royal family of Ul'dah. Known as paladins, these men and women marry exquisite swordplay with stalwart shieldwork to create a style of combat uncompromising in its defense. Clad in brilliant silver armor, they charge fearlessly into battle, ever ready to lay down their lives for their liege.
To be a paladin is to protect, and those who choose to walk this path will become the iron foundation upon which the party's defense is built.

wary gate
#

So death knights

lost plinth
#

dark knights are weaponised edge

spice thistle
#

Dark K***ht: The pious Ishgardian clergy guide the flock, and the devout knights protect the weak. Yet even the holiest of men succumb to the darkest of temptations.
None dare to administer justice to those sacrosanct elite residing outside the reach of the law. Who, then, defends the feeble from the transgressions of those meant to guide and protect them?

A valiant few take up arms to defend the downtrodden, and not even the holy priests and knights can escape their judgment. Pariahs in their own land, they are known by many as "dark knights."

These sentinels bear no shields declaring their allegience. Instead, their greatswords act as beacons to guide the meek through darkness.

lost plinth
#

quite frankly

spice thistle
#

Gunbreaker: The Hrothgar of northern Ilsabard have passed the art of the gunblade from one generation to the next. The weapon itself combines a sword with a firing mechanism, emitting a range of magical effects by utilizing aetherically imbued cartridges. Originally employed by Queen Gunnhildr's personal guard, they were once known as "Gunnhildr's Blades" and differ greatly from the similarly named weapons used in the Garlean Empire.

#

:C wat the fuck is this small definition

lost plinth
#

In theory dark knights are y'know, the beacon of justice for those downtrodden by those who call themselves the righteous, but really they're weaponised edge

heady solstice
#

Dark K***t

lost plinth
#

gunbreaker's ingame explanation puts it better

#

they're units trained to basically charge straight at enemy lines

spice thistle
#

Ye Dark K***ht

lost plinth
#

o-oh

#

i see

#

honestly i feel for tanks kata's best bet would be either gunbreaker, or picking the lesser evil of war or pld and maybe just finding a non-standard glam

spice thistle
#

gunbreaker is also

lost plinth
#

because they're right, frankly, neither fit the bill

spice thistle
#

one of the most fun tanks to play too

lost plinth
#

gunbreaker feels like a lost dps

spice thistle
#

Ahem

#

Id say going for a less edge dark knight or gunbreaker

lost plinth
#

y'all want a combo? cool. y'all want a resource from it, and an ability to spend it on? cool.

y'all want a combo to spend your combo resource on? y'all want a off-GCD combo, to go between that fucking combo?

spring heath
#

I'm late because I was busy clearing a FATE trio, but

#

my main is going for Project Amaro but his IC jobs are only BRD/RDM/PLD and DRK

spice thistle
#

JOHN FUCKING MADEN

spring heath
#

And those are the only ones that get their own Glams

#

all the others will share a default glam

lost plinth
#

i mean kata's in good company on this point besides me, cause I don't think over this shit besides just a sentence to spin it in some cases, I just laugh over hat child doing things cause it's funny

spice thistle
#

The only thing i don't like from gunbreaker are the sound effects

lost plinth
#

haha yeah i totally didn't mod the 5.0 sounds back in

#

πŸ‘€

#

But yeah I don't really think much over hat child's wider personality

cause i'm the sort that thinks this with red angery eyes spamming fell cleaves is just funny

spice thistle
#

I don't actually think you have ever gone rping with hat child

spring heath
#

I'm

#

cryin

lost plinth
#

nope

main dirge
#

you say s word

lost plinth
#

and nor will i ever cause i don't really vibe with it

spice thistle
#

im watching a member of my fc go for TEA

lost plinth
#

not that I think y'all are odd, but it's like 100% not my taste

spring heath
#

And that's perfectly okay

lost plinth
#

yup

spice thistle
#

das okay

#

I havent rp'd with wolf or jhock

lost plinth
#

end of the day, doesn't affect me anyway

#

but yeah hat child is like 40% an established character 60% comedy catalyst

fallen nexus
#

fuck

lost plinth
#

thanks for your input thulm very cool

spice thistle
#

you gon get banned emu

lost plinth
#

i don't wanna say 'try me' cause i've technically been banned before

#

...technically

fallen nexus
#

fuck

lost plinth
heady solstice
lost plinth
#

and nothing remains but the luldog

spring heath
#

It's the Chat Purge

spice thistle
#

Is thulm actually james the angry videogame nerd

lost plinth
fallen nexus
#

can someone tell me why some websites use terribly fucking outdated webform details?

lost plinth
#

because money and the user can go fuck, usually?

spring heath
#

Because they've not been updated in a decade?

spice thistle
#

Because they don't wanna spend cashio on changing

heady solstice
lost plinth
#

marc stop getting the channel snapped

spring heath
#

I mean look at Chessex's site?

heady solstice
#

i will not be silenced

spring heath
#

That shit dated af

fallen nexus
#

why the fuck is a username field called "custname" instead of the universal "username"