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lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:23 AM

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It's probably not changed so like

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You know how much of a bus crash untransmogged gear sets look like

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:23 AM

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how about

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the 2b dress

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:23 AM

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Ok I am actually lost

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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the 2b dress on male characters is quite something

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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the what dress?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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2b? Nier automata?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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can't say I know it

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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@heady solstice you're up

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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spits drink

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You haven't played Nier Automata before?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:24 AM

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2B is basically ass mcpersonality

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i'd say you'd probably recognise her

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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what

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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...

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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also I am actually lost

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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I am in shock

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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why?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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📎 image0.jpg

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:25 AM

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@wary gate w h a t ?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

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there's a collab event on FFXIV and you can get that outfit, and it has literally no alterations for male characters

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marc, post the image

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

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W H A T ?

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hold on

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

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awfully short dress

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

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yep

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:26 AM

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I like the boots

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but the whole thing screams as impractical

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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Jokes for you

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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Yoko Taro, nier's director, can be best described as 'knows exactly what he's doing'

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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The Yorha battle dress for B models is

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Perfect

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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staredawg

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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Aerodynamic and such

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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that picture is so dark

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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well its night

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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When addressing people drawing colossal amounts of porn of 2B, he said 'oh wow that's terrible, you'd better send it all to me for safekeeping'

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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I actually can't tell what is what

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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staredawg

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:27 AM

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📎 Ed-exMNU4AERoH3.png

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:28 AM

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im choking

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:28 AM

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what

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:28 AM

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wtf

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:28 AM

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why are they promoting a product used in animal cruelty?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:28 AM

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the timing related to marc's picture was perfect

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idk, isn't wish basically so small and scummy as to be generally unremarkable?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:29 AM

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joe

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:29 AM

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JOE

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:30 AM

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jigglypuff with knife

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main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 1:30 AM

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NightRunning

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:30 AM

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also

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I am actually lost

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this quest has no markers

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 1:30 AM

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ME TOO Kreygasm

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:31 AM

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and there is no marker that says...

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oh how the fuck do I say this?

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lower La Noscea?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:31 AM

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You gotta click

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:32 AM

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lower la no-sea-a

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:32 AM

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oh I see

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I am on the middle level

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:33 AM

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yeah

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:33 AM

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I don't see the stairs to get down on the map though

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:33 AM

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Oh

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no no

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You are in Limsa Lomisa

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:33 AM

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oh no no no no

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PepeLaugh

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:34 AM

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also there is just so much information

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:34 AM

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on your map there is a pathway to get to Lower La Noscea

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:34 AM

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and I can't understand any of it

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:34 AM

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What do you mean with TMI

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:34 AM

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where

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there's all these markers on the map and I legitimately can't figure out what they're supposed to be

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and these red dots

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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God damn it, this is what happens when you make your game simple, fucking brozzard

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Okay

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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KEKU

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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So you are on the upper deck of Limsa

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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like what's a chocobokeep?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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the red markers are just POIs

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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Like the gryph

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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Chocobokeep is a gryphon master

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Literal same thing

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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ah ok

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:35 AM

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The music for chocobo porter is very good i highly recommend it

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:36 AM

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Oh I have music turned off

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I never play games with music

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:36 AM

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Also like gryphon points you will need to interact with chocobokeeps to 'add' them

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shame cause final fantasy music is very fuckin good

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coming from WoW I would've agreed with you but

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it's very fuckin good

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:37 AM

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I like wow's music

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:37 AM

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even though some of it is weird and earwormy

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:37 AM

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but I usually have something on the second monitor

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so I turn off game music

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:37 AM

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Honestly I do that if I'm farming or doing dungeons I've done before

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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anyways how do I get to the lower level?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Plus a few dungeons have kinda repetitive poppy music

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Can you find your way back to the adventurer's guild area?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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uhhhhh

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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There's a lift attendant there to go to bulwark hall (down) or there's just a stair flight nearby

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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the arcanists guild?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:38 AM

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Wait

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You are on the lower, sorry

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Where were you trying to go again? Midde la noscea?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:39 AM

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lower

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:39 AM

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Okay

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I think you need to go to the upper area of limsa, so uh

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Follow any map ping to Upper Decks

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And then iirc you go out of the northmost gate

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I think that's lower but check for yourself

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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and uh kata NieR: Automata you come for the hot android thighs and stay for the mental trauma

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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ok

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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PepeLaugh

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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la noscea's just weird to get around

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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I went up some stairs

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:40 AM

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Check your map now, I might be wrong

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Zoom in on the topmost part and is that lower or middle?

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or is that the fuckin marauders guild and I'm turned around

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:41 AM

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lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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Okay sorry, southmost

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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I am back where I started

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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I got turned around

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Go south

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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oh I see it now

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thanks

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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Pick up the aethernet thing on the way

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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his map is so confusiong

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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It kinda is but you get used to it

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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why are there so many tool tips?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:42 AM

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I had a nightmare with it at first

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Well tbf you are kinda zoomed out

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:43 AM

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I wanted to capture it all in one image

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:43 AM

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Now personally I just navigate broadly by memory and specifically by map

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And I still fuck up where stuff is in limsa

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hooray for specifically placed aethernet shards...

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:44 AM

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but there are 4 different tooltips

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all for the same thing

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:44 AM

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'where the fuck is the fishers' guild'
'teleport to fishers' guild'
'ah'

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It shows all ways to reach an objective

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Which can be awkward in cities

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:45 AM

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my character glows when I cast my spell...

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:45 AM

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yes?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:45 AM

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anime power i'm afraid. I'm pretty sure you can toggle it somewhere

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:45 AM

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all to cast a tiny little shadowbolt

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:45 AM

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if you have a long coat that flaps around in the wind as you do too

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:46 AM

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Well

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that's Ruin 1 for you

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a weakass spell

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from nerds

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fucking nerds

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:47 AM

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its upgraded version looks a tad better, ruin 3 just has one arm out aiming through a sort magical crosshair

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and then brings the book around hard to cast it

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:47 AM

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I can toggle off the the fancy effects?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:47 AM

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I expect so

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Don't ask me how specifically

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it is fuckin 3am my dudes jesus christ

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kata if you're still around in 6hrs i'll send you a friend request then, but honestly there's no big rush so

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whatever

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:50 AM

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what is a fate

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:50 AM

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A world quest

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literally a world quest

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You enter and do stuff

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if people do and help they can get a certain rating of how much did they help with

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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it's generally just a radiant kill quest

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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If you help a lot you will get all the rewards

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If you were a carry like Marc

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you get shite

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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luldog

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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fuck off

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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levels always scale to fates too

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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lol

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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my character still glows

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EMU GO TO SLEEP

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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eh you might have to

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bruh

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:51 AM

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got world of darkness twice in a row looking headass mak

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:52 AM

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Ehh

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psst

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:52 AM

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also this GCD is hella long

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it's not that bad but it feels awkward

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:52 AM

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Yep, because not everything's a GCD

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Like a third of your kit is off gcd

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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Yeah

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that is

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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Coming from wow, it's fucking glorious

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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the big difference from wow

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The GCD of FFXIV is

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BIG

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however

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Certain classes can short it

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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I mean I cast corruption and then I have to wait so long before I can cast shadowbolt again

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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Monk can short it to 2.0 with 4 stacks

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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your first taste of it will be energy drain/fester

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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idk their names

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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ya

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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ruin and bio

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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Well that's cause Bio is an instant

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 AM

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wtf are these names

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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staredawg

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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Instants can safely be followed by off-GCDs

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without clipping your gcd

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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And then you have mach

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m,achinist

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that can use attacks with wow gcd

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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eh summoner has 2 DoTs but nobody cares the difference, you just put them both on

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Yeah hypercharged machinist is literally wow gcd

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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what is machinist?

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that was not an option

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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gun

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:54 AM

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go on

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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You shoot people

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overheat your gun

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GO WILD

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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It unlocks with heavensward content

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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put a bomb on someone

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CALL KILLER QUEEN

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THE THIRD BOMB

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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It's like death knight, sorta

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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BITES ZA DUSTO

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:55 AM

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in terms of level and access requirement

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Heavensward expansion jobs are astrologian, dark knight and machinist and they requi-

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y'know

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i sleep

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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will I be able to unlock it

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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someone else do it

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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Not right now on free trial

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But

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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when the game goes psuedo free

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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In deadass 3 weeks you can

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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When you get the extended free trial

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oh you will

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You start at level 30 with Dark knight, Astronerd and Machinist

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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astroner-

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fuck you makore

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:56 AM

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yes

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Astronerds

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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that interest me

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what is astronerd?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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haha astrologian

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they use cards to buff people alongside their healings

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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healer

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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tank maining healers adjust my-samurai-is-level-50-and-you-tell-me-to-use-third-eye-more headass

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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emu is the worst ast on crystal so ask him about it

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:57 AM

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They can switch between regeneration or shielding

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So it would be like the child of a druid resto and a disc priest

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:58 AM

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yeah astrologian is a healer with stances, basically

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also star power and arcana cards

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:58 AM

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The more cards you use the more power you can give to your friends

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Using three different cards allows you to use horoscope i think

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Which is

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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yeah you draw cards and throw them at the appropriate people

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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a massive damage buff

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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Divination, mak

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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WELL IT'S THE GOD DAMN HOROSCOPE

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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Horoscope is the shitty bonus-aoe heal

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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but yeah

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:59 AM

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it's fun, kinda

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It used to be more technical but it was pretty fucking difficult and you could grief by playing it wrong, so

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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wait

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so you're saying

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there's a class

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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you could give a +haste card to a monk and make them literally unplayable

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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haha

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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rng class

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omegaspanishlaff

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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that's basically cancerous holocaust denier nazi mom at walmart?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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wat

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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hold on

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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who buys healing crystals?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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monkaW

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what

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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WH

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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wh

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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what is this reference

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I dont get

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:00 AM

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That's not what I thought was coming

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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howaboutno

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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Wolf you are older you should know about stoof

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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WH OMEGALUL

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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yeah, astrologists

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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Bold of you to think I know anything

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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no one actually reasonable believes in horoscopes

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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hmmmm

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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...lecough

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:01 AM

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I mean the level 60 astrologian set has a mask so no luldog

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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Thing is

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The deities of the card are real

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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you were born on this day therefore this healing crystal will cure your anxiety

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it's called

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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literally physical gods

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spanishlaffyou

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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reads smudge on the back of my hand

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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I MEAN

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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I'm... Wiccan, so...

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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Phryldanite

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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NOT GONNA LIE

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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i mean a few of the astrologian quests are
'lol wtf are you gonna do i am dying i do not need my fortune telling'

'oh i am now better, thank you based astrologian'

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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omegaspanishlaff

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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It would be cool

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:02 AM

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aight uh

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see you guys in like 10 mins when this chat becomes a hellscape

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:03 AM

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if the cards gave more dps if your deity was the same you get

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:03 AM

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HYPERCLAP

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:03 AM

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Like

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:03 AM

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Mak if you think I was paying any attention when they were talking about the constellations in the class quests

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You are sorely fucking mistaken

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:03 AM

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Bahaha

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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also just like

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being an astrologist

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or a dancer

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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But yeah ast cards basically ask 'do I use this on a range or a melee? does it have a symbol I need for divination?'

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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sounds really fuckin gay

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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No, that's Bard mains

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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says the person waving a fuckin book at squirrels

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 AM

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EI

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TF YOU MEAN

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we are bi

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different

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We hit both, whoever gets to hear our songs

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 AM

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"i'm a warrior, I'm a dark knight, i'm a black mage, yeah I fuckin dance at people and it makes them feel better"

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 AM

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DNC is a DPS

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 AM

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I mean

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 AM

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when, what actually happens, is that they're so creeped out they get up and do their job anyways just to stop you from dancing

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 AM

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you talk big shit

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But dancer has the strongest attack in the game

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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I mean that's a bold yet vaguely true statement to relate to being outdpsed by a dancer

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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Its fact

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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yeah dnc has the highest potency attack in the game on paper

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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Quadruple Technical Step is strongest attack in game on practice too

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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keyword "on paper"

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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tf you talking about

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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PepeLaugh

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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Excuse me what

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:06 AM

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I've had midares crit for higher than quad tech finish

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And my aiming gear is better than my striking

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:07 AM

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How much?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:07 AM

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like 155k

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:07 AM

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uh

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:07 AM

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my biggest quad tech has been 159k

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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i dont wanna diss dancer but ive out dpsed most of them when i actually try to play my class

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PepeLaugh

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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Well

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That's because Dancer is to be outdps you knucklehead

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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marc that's cause we're on crystal and the majority of pugs suck dick

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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If you get outdpsd by a dancer then you are bad

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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DogeKek

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true emu

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:08 AM

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Like

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The rule is

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BLM, SMN and SAM are top dps rn

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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black lives matter?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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Lowest dps is DNC

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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black mage

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staredawg

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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Buddy of mine reliably parses 95 as dnc, and always demolishes CF runs we do

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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why not just call it BM then?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

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cause gotta be 3 letters

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

#

rule of threes kata

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:09 AM

#

Why not call them BLM?

#

I mean

#

Black mage lives matter

#

Don't step on the leylines

#

You make a blm sad

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

Plus if you set a standard for 2 letters, the final fantasy series has Beastmaster and what do you do then

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

is that a class?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

not in this game no

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

It's not in 14

#

...yet

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

MAYBE

#

in the future

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

i stan

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

hi stan

#

I'm Kata

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:10 AM

#

i just want beastmaster to have an LB3 where it blows a horn and a fucking king behemoth just rolls up out of nowhere

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:11 AM

#

no

#

Emu

#

pls

#

Just call

#

THE RATHALOS

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:11 AM

#

Clap

📎 unknown.png

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:11 AM

#

'enkindle behemoth: ecliptic meteor'

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 AM

#

am I just a walock

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 AM

#

phrases to please summoner mains

'Enkindle Demi-Alexander: Divine Judgement'

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 AM

#

Chocobo Meteor

#

o

#

ALEXANDER

#

MY BOI

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 AM

#

Honestly low level summoner/arcanist is VERY warlockish

#

i do agree

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 AM

#

also is there a way to have all 10 bars on screen at once?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

While I don't advocate for summoner class design being 'tack another demi-summon onto the end', i would love demi alexander

#

I think so? just toggle them on in hud layout

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

again, confused by closed gate

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

which one?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

it was just a little gate

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

Honestly just walk into it

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

Little gate

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

this one

📎 unknown.png

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:13 AM

#

Are you aware that you are tall

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:14 AM

#

it is a smol gate

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:14 AM

#

If it doesn't open, well maybe you look like a moron

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:14 AM

#

just move

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:14 AM

#

omg these animations take forever

#

I just wanna go kill shit

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

YOU KNOW YOU DON'T NEED TO WAIT

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

haha summoner opener at level 80 has a cast every half a second for 10 seconds

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

WHEN I HAND SOMEONE SOMETHING

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

which is aptly named 'rush bahamut'

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:15 AM

#

I CAN'T MOVE

#

THE CONVERSATION STOPS

#

AND IT TAKES FOREVER

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

it is 20 past 3 my dudes smfh

#

try not to kill each other

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

are you sure you are not

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

wtf

📎 unknown.png

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

lagging

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

wait so

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

its 9:16

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 AM

#

am I just a demolock?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:17 AM

#

minus the curses and the fact tht you are top dps of the game with a stable rotation

#

So

#

you are a better demolock

#

Black mages will hate you

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:17 AM

#

omg the area around the crystals are so loud

#

also question

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:17 AM

#

And you get to move

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:17 AM

#

if there aren't DPS meters

#

how do they know how to balance?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

hmmmm

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

📎 am12o9395qo41.png

#

Shhhh

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

good question and i'll say 'developer magic'

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

how do you know what to complain about?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

Ok so

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

how can you say "my class does too little damage?"

#

when you don't know how much damage you do?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 AM

#

There is a reason why people call SAM, BLM and SMN selfish dps

#

a Selfish DPS Is

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

Smn? Are you high?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

A DPS class that has no utility to STFU GOD FUCKING DAMIT

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

Devotion and Everlasting Flight would like a word

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

SHUT UP

#

LET ME EXPLAIN GOD DAMN IT

#

So

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

but no your dumbass probably can't stand next to a carbuncle so you probably never get devotion anyway

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:19 AM

#

A selfish dps----

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

luldog

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

EMU WHEN YOU ARE ABLE TO DO A GOLD PARSE IN A RAMUH WITH A BAD GROUP YOU CAN TALK

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

i'm done

#

carry on

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

YOU POS FREESTYLING WEAKASS SAMM

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

I still continue to walk past the closed door every time

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

level 50 samurai mak

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

Emu shouldn't you be going to bed

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

Ok so

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

yes

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:20 AM

#

Listen Katakuri

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:21 AM

#

ooh, full names. scawy

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:21 AM

#

SAM and BLM have no

#

utility for the group

#

unlike dancer, which has a lot of utility

#

That's why those two deal a lot of damage compared to it

#

For what I have been seeing and reading

#

The dps thing is

#

If you are Selfish dps you can do high amount of damage

#

since the utility to the raid would be your damage only

#

if you are an Utility DPS you will have few damage, but you will help A LOT in the party, this is what we call padding

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:22 AM

#

ha

#

padders

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:23 AM

#

These padders will increase the selfish dps damage even higher

#

HOWEVER

#

somehow Summoners

#

seem to believe they are special

#

so they have utility

#

BUT

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:23 AM

#

you sound angry about this

#

are you ok

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:23 AM

#

also high dps

#

It is a salty topic to talk about

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:24 AM

#

ninja has all the group utility anyone needs

#

Clap

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:24 AM

#

Ninja are best

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:24 AM

#

yes

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:24 AM

#

They give vulnerabilities to boss

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:24 AM

#

oh

#

I hear that they have bloodlust

#

but only as a backstab

#

which just... why

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:25 AM

#

But

#

it's ez

#

to get on the back

#

OH

#

that's right

#

You won't have to deal with this but FFXIV uses directionals

#

You has flank and rear

#

You have your meeles on the butt

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 2:29 AM

#

📎 careforacransprite.jpg

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:30 AM

#

that is spelled wrong

#

how

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:30 AM

#

hoiw what

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 2:31 AM

#

carnberry

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 2:31 AM

#

cand how is it

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 2:32 AM

#

📎 Screenshot_20200723-003300_YouTube.jpg

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

Ever notice poptarts kinda suck?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:18 AM

#

pop tarts are just shitty toaster stroodels

#

change my mind

brisk crag Jul 28, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

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spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

Mmk toaster strudels are alright but scrambles is where it's really at

#

wrong channel, we're talking about poptarts

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:19 AM

#

bro you literally just fucking posted this and it got deleted

#

spanishlaffyou

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

Anyway

#

Scrambles

#

15/10

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

scrambles are pretty good

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:21 AM

#

Now, strudels are tastey, they just tend to be too sweet for me

#

I do love the apple ones though

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

nah nah

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

One of those things I get sparingly, yanno?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

its all about the strawberry ones

#

PeepoEvil

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

Strawberry is also good

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

but yeah i understand they are pretty sweet

#

uh

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

idk mate

#

this is ffxiv chat

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:22 AM

#

pfffflol

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

ff14 isnt even the weeb mmo

#

smh

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

idk jack shit about computers ngl

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

you're looking for pso2

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

Whazzat

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:23 AM

#

weeb mmo

#

staredawg

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

I mean I gathered that much

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

spanishlaffyou

#

true rook

#

but uh

#

how high are your graphics settings?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

...

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

PepeLaugh

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

don't even know---what

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

hi mak

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 AM

#

I don't even

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

uh

#

i mean idk

#

try #wow-help

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Uh

#

what is your processor?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

^

#

this also

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

Ram?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

might be a bottle neck somewhere

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:25 AM

#

I mean I should technically be capable of 7 but my graphics card is faulty and crashes

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

m

#

Hm

#

Is it up to date?

#

It's probably a driver issue with World of Warcraft

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

also like

#

tech support is far better

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

And yeah

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:26 AM

#

than a couple of random morons

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Set up a ticket or live chat

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

who can't even parse green

#

in ffxiv

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Can attest - I am a moron

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

OH

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

fuck you kata

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

OH YEAH MARCELLUS

#

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?

#

FIGHT ME ON FFXIV?

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

https://www.fflogs.com/reports/BW2VthnxALzgHFZJ/#fight=last&type=damage-done @wary gate fuck the fuck off

#

rageee

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 AM

#

Kata you're still xiv baby

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

I know

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

bro come to wolves den

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

Marc they called you a grey parser fuck that doesn't got higher than with an astronerd and a dancer

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

I'm teasing marcellus

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

ill fucking kick your shitty ass

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

Wait a week, then talk mad shit

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

eloLul

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

gotta have that buffer

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 AM

#

ill fucking curb stomp you in the duel square

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:29 AM

#

Love you Marc eloSip

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:29 AM

#

Sadgepatge

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:30 AM

#

https://www.fflogs.com/reports/W2N7znPfkjDXcYZA#fight=last&type=damage-done&cutoff=1

#

bitch

#

📎 unknown.png

#

hMF

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

photoshopped

#

OMEGALUL

📎 unknown.png

#

not even gold

#

blocked

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:32 AM

#

marc

#

post your logs

#

please

#

I'd like to see them

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:33 AM

#

i did dumbass

#

im the green god

#

https://www.fflogs.com/reports/BW2VthnxALzgHFZJ/#fight=last&type=damage-done

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:34 AM

#

wait but you did less dps than him

#

eloThink

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

whatchu talking bout

#

WHY DID THE BARD HAD THE LB

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:35 AM

#

marc did less damage than makore

#

also are bards dps?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

Yes

#

Evolution of archer

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:36 AM

#

kata

#

im the green god

#

i dont need to do more dps

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Bard might be fun

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

Bard is

#

Songs

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:37 AM

#

I still really wanna kill people with fans

#

but not like... in a gay way

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

How is dnc gay?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

and what is wrong with gay

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:38 AM

#

nothing is wrong with gay

#

but it's pretty lame dancing your opponent to death

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

Eh

#

you are not getting the class

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

nah dude

#

its not lame

#

its fucking badass

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

It's not well

#

The dance that hurts

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

lyna is the fucking dnc god

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:39 AM

#

but the energy that it expells

#

And also the chakrams hurt

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

Its super fucking flashy

thick fulcrum Jul 28, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

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spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

And the sfx for its abilities are gold

thick fulcrum Jul 28, 2020, 3:41 AM

#

Love this vid so much 😭

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

...

thick fulcrum Jul 28, 2020, 3:43 AM

#

Bold of you to assume they aren't already.

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:44 AM

#

I don't wanna be flashy

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:45 AM

#

Thats a little hard to avoid in ff14

#

Every class gets overdramatic looking spells later on

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:46 AM

#

Red Mage's Limit Break

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:47 AM

#

The one pvp spell in pve

#

Cause it blinds the raid

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

That's why caster LBs are weak

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

Like, I'm ignoring it as best I can

#

but even ruin is too flashy for my taste

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 3:48 AM

#

Idk what to tell you dude

#

Its gonna be unavoidable

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 3:49 AM

#

like, the super glowing wind around the character

#

is what I don't like

#

the spell itself is basically just a shadowbolt

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:51 AM

#

It's because the aether

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 4:18 AM

#

minion update for league https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1287964583194312704/pu/vid/1280x720/-y--GmJxLFb5L1GO.mp4?tag=10

▶ Play video

#

eloD

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 4:20 AM

#

Someone really like nautilus

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 5:02 AM

#

dogeRICE

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 5:34 AM

#

Nautilus has become the meme

#

if you ever want to make anything better

#

just add Nautilus

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 5:36 AM

#

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 5:38 AM

#

https://www.engrish.com/

Engrish.com

Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!

#

question

#

I've lost the plot

#

how do I find it again

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 5:47 AM

#

wheres the last place you saw it?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 5:47 AM

#

idk

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 5:48 AM

#

look at the top left

#

or the quest with the flaming ? icon

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 5:48 AM

#

try retracing your steps kata

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 5:49 AM

#

I found it

#

it is so hard to find myself around

#

when do I get a mount?

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 6:02 AM

#

At level 20 you will get your chocobo, it will be your pet that will help you, and your mount

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:02 AM

#

also, really not feeling being a warlock

#

also, when do I get gear?

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:05 AM

#

Well, not necessarily at 20

#

Follow the MSQ

#

You get it after you choose which Grand Company you're gonna join

#

And you get gear doing quests

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:06 AM

#

I have yet to get any gear

#

Ok I got a single piece of gear

#

does gear not go into inventory?

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:09 AM

#

Into the armory chest

#

Usually you gotta buy gear if you’re missing bits

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:14 AM

#

how do I open the armor chest?

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 6:16 AM

#

open the character sheet and click on a piece of gear, it should open up the armor chest

#

alternatively you can click the "recommended gear" button and it'll bring up a prompt to equip any relevant gear for you

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:18 AM

#

Yeah I'm not feeling a caster

spring burrow Jul 28, 2020, 6:19 AM

#

yeah arcanist is not the greatest starter class

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:27 AM

#

ok

#

remind me what war classes turn into what again?

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:28 AM

#

yo is wow addicting never played the game before im bout to buy a month pass or whatever they called

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:28 AM

#

you're asking in the ffxiv chat

#

you want more #retail-wow

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:28 AM

#

wtf is ffxiv

#

ok

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

final fantasy

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

final fantacy?

#

never heard of it

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

it's a different mmo

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

what's more addicting wow or final fantasy

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

Neither

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

neither are addicting

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

Its not a drug

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:29 AM

#

i need a game to get into

#

one I can play all night

#

and all day lmfao

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:30 AM

#

if you ever feel the need

#

to play any video game

#

you should probably stop

#

WOLF

#

JUST

#

FUCKING

#

SAY IT

#

I SWEAR TO GODS

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:30 AM

#

Lancer - Dragoon (DPS)
Archer - Bard (DPS)
Conjurer - White Mage (Healer)

Marauder - Warrior (Tank)
Arcanist - Scholar (Healer) and Summoner (DPS)
Rogue - Ninja (DPS)

Thumaturgy - Black Mage (DPS)
Gladiator - Paladin (Tank)
Pugilist - Monk (DPS)

storm notch Jul 28, 2020, 6:30 AM

#

Dude I need to fix my sleep schedule lmfao

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:30 AM

#

Play marauder

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:30 AM

#

you didn't need to put in that much work wolf

#

thank you

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

You're welcome, ungrateful brat 💙

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

If you dont like WAR, you’re lost

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

bitch I will kill you 🖤

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

😘

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

wow you can't see that emote

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:31 AM

#

Lol

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:32 AM

#

I still just

#

keep looking at the 7 hour shrine of the storm

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:32 AM

#

Lmao

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:32 AM

#

and just breaking down in laughter

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:32 AM

#

Hard fuckin pass on that

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:34 AM

#

so I am thinking either gladiator or marauder

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:34 AM

#

Marauder

#

Paladin stinky

#

War good

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:37 AM

#

can you dps as a paladin or a warrior?

#

because it says not all paladins carry shields

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:38 AM

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They do carry shields, they’re both tanks but WAR is the better dps of the two

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:38 AM

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what do the numbers say?

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:38 AM

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Big huge war
Tiny weak PLD

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:39 AM

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I think you might be biased

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honestly... my gal looks better in the paladin gear

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:39 AM

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I guess you could look up on fflogs, that’ll probably be a better spread for dps

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But the games kinda weird with numbers

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:41 AM

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I like Paladin, I'm still leveling WAR

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:41 AM

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here's the thing

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:41 AM

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You can get an item that turns your shield invisible so it's like you don't have one

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:41 AM

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paladin gear looks better

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but she's more... rough and rowdy than holier than thou

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:42 AM

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WAR

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HUH

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YEAH

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:42 AM

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I mean Fending goes across all tanks so she can look how you want

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:42 AM

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Fine, I'll go warrior

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:43 AM

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happy

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:43 AM

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There's some paladin-esque stuff that's not PLD specific too

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There's a lot of range

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:43 AM

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wipe that grin off your face macho

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:43 AM

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Never, war is fun

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Its just dps but also a tank

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:46 AM

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who are these green people

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why are they so gross

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why are they green

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:48 AM

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..green people?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:48 AM

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big green person

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chest way broader than it should be

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:49 AM

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Is it a player?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:49 AM

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no

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:49 AM

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I cant recall any green people

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:49 AM

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there's 2 of them

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urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:50 AM

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Oh, roegadyns

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Did you make a new character?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:51 AM

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yes

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I see there are dancers here too

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:51 AM

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You can play every class on one character

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:51 AM

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I can't yet

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:52 AM

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Why?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:52 AM

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well how would I even do that?

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I got one piece of gear at one point and it was some shoes

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:53 AM

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You go to the trainer / teacher for the class and ask “hey i wanna be this” and then you become that class

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The classes are tied to weapons

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You switch weapon, you switch class

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:53 AM

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I still

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hate

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this handover bs

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so much

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Yeah its dumb, its why its better to stick to 1 character so you dont gotta do all the msq again

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Which they are cutting down next month and extending the trial to 60

spring heath Jul 28, 2020, 6:54 AM

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Handover?

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Oh

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Yeah my husband hates it but he's on controller

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It's not that bad on keyboard/mouse

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 6:55 AM

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the game just stops

severe river Jul 28, 2020, 7:18 AM

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bro marauder is epic

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 7:47 AM

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urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 8:12 AM

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https://twitter.com/AAAAAGGHHHH/status/1287932744018755591

Perfectly Cut Screams (@AAAAAGGHHHH)

https://t.co/lrv8Ex59Er

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wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 8:18 AM

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question

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?

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 8:21 AM

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click it, it'll usually tell you why it's locked

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:11 AM

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oh jesus,reading back the entire kata rant

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like it looks like Kata is hating every single millisecond of pure agony that is the game

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but is being peer pressured by literally everyone into continuing to play

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😂

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:12 AM

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replace every mention of "XIV" with "anemos" and it'll look familiar

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:12 AM

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i mean,anemos is agony

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as is the entirety of eureka,and the community at large has proven this to be true

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the fact people in this server(or in general) willingly put themselves through the pain because they're so bored out of their mind by the lack of endgame content they have to resort to doing eureka

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does not mean it isnt a painful endeavor

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macho

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grinding the azeroth's champion title in bfa(all rank 4 essences) is excruciating,but that doesnt mean that people who have no content left to do,arent going to start doing it

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grinding rank 14 pvp in classic wow is soul-destroying but that doesnt stop people from doing it because of lack of endgame content

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:16 AM

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see?

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:17 AM

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I don't hate it

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It's just little things that bug me

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:17 AM

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ARR is the worst part of the game, unfortunately

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:17 AM

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However, the game is so unremarkable

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:17 AM

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i mean,i saw you say the word "hate" multiple times,then you got tempered opinions from everyone shoving "keep playing" so you went "i dont want to be negative"

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:17 AM

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That I don't really have any outstanding positives

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:18 AM

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the graphics are really nothing to write home about,even in the last expac

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maybe only lakeland is cool

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:18 AM

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I don't like only being negative

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But it's something that's not wow

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It's not my hunter

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:18 AM

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the game does have a quite interesting story for HW and ShB,

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but other than that,it may not be up your alley

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:19 AM

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I can't stand how people speak though

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It's so artificial

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:19 AM

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you havent met oranges yet

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😂

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:19 AM

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It really pulls me out if the story personally

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I've been warned

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He's quite medieval

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But the dialogue doesn't feel like spoken word

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People don't talk that much

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:20 AM

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i mean,no one is forcing you to play xd,the story gets decent,then it nosedives in SB,then it picks up in ShB(last expac)

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:20 AM

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It feels like written word

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:20 AM

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if you dont like the game to the point you cant play

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dont

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simple

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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I mean it's alright

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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it's a free trial too,so theres no money being lost

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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I can see where it gets fun

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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you'll benefit more when the changes come in tbh

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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It's nice to relax with

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After depleting an 11 TD

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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lul

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if you think people in wow are bad

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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well anything is good after that

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:21 AM

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you havent seen FF14 pugs

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imagine LFR,but for every group

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:22 AM

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Oh no this was a guild run

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:22 AM

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is your guild populated of spergs

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:22 AM

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But the tank didn't know the dungeon

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No one really did

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:22 AM

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i mean,didnt you do the dungeon on mythic0 first

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:23 AM

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We didn't know how to deal with sanguine so the shaman kept dying

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Yeah but it so rarely comes up

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And like

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Anything under 7 is a faceroll

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You don't need to do anything really

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:24 AM

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that seems like lack of planning on your guild's part e.e

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:24 AM

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Yeah, it's a heroic raiding guild

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They're like me, where M+ is new

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And y'know, it's not something we've practiced

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:25 AM

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i mean,if you are aware you arent practiced then failing isnt a big deal

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you improve and get better u.u

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:26 AM

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Yeah

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I'm planning on tanking in SL

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And this all has really shown me how important the tank is in M+

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So I should step up my game

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Once I hit aotc on my hunter I might drop it

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Or go survival

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:28 AM

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i mean,i may be biased on saying ||druid best class|| but it really is

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you got all 4 roles up to use

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ranged,melee,tank and healer

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the tank is important in the m+ because it decides how many mobs get pulled,how they're facing(for mechanics) and generally has the job to save dps from themselves

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:29 AM

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I will never

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Heal on a druid

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It is the most boring thing I've ever done

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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the healer is important because even if the tank or dps fuck up,it can carry through the clusterfuck and keep everyone alive

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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That's not true

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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cant keep DPS alive forever

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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I levelled a toon from 1-100

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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dps's job is to kill things fast

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while not dying

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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Purely through the azshara invasion

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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also not interfere with the tank(aka pulling extra etc)

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:30 AM

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In legion prepatch

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I also farmed every single gear set

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And levelled multiple toons through them

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That

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Was the worst thing I've ever done

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:32 AM

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legion prepatch invasions were supposed to be alt-catchup

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and you also got unobtainable armor sets for veteran players

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:32 AM

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I know

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I have them all

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I wanted to die

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:32 AM

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i mean,you put yourself through that though e.e

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:33 AM

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When my paladin hit 100

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I fell asleep immediately

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Wasn't even close to bedtime

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I was just so happy to be done

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:33 AM

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exhaustion is always nice huh e.e

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:33 AM

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90 levels

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Sorry 99

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Of tagging mobs

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In the exact same area

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Over and over and over

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And if there invasion was in westfall? Fuck me it was a PvP server

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:35 AM

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thats grinding alright

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it was your own choice to specifically level your characters that way tho

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:36 AM

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That paladin

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Is 116

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You shut your mouth

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 9:37 AM

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there's a 100% exp boost going on right now

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also there were multiple ways to level characters at the time of the legion prepatch

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the shortest/fastest route to something is almost never the most fun

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as some would say

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 9:38 AM

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Unimportant

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And I'm levelling toons

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 9:51 AM

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so reading back I'm just impressed kata recognised urianger being called oranges

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and I'm also glad I made exactly the right callout not adding that character lmao

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 10:01 AM

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It was so long

spark linden Jul 28, 2020, 10:04 AM

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hi there, i have a technical question, I just pinned my character but when I check his achievments and quests i cant see which one is completed or not.

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 10:10 AM

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#wow-help

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 10:16 AM

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Apparently y'all are toxic

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When it comes to FFXIV

neon hinge Jul 28, 2020, 10:16 AM

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https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/hyr8dn/red_side_cannon_minions_have_20_lower_attack/

r/leagueoflegends - Red Side Cannon Minions have 20 lower attack ra...

26,698 votes and 1,147 comments so far on Reddit

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Good game

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 10:16 AM

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Sticks so far up yer asses they've turned to diamond

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 10:17 AM

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it's the same with WoW; it's a shit game, but it's ours

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 10:33 AM

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I've read cold beer

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 10:51 AM

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i take no credit for memes i stole

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 10:59 AM

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can at least try to be entertaining if you're gonna be annoying hund

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 11:04 AM

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@wary gate you still on, if you're not gonna delete this character?

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 11:08 AM

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cringe

deft vapor Jul 28, 2020, 11:11 AM

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fidget_spinner rather wack than cringe, but you know i'm cringe central, baby troyDab1 troyDab2 troyDab3

deft vapor Jul 28, 2020, 11:30 AM

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wacky cringe yeeeeeeeeee pepedab

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 11:34 AM

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i love listening to podcasts about random creepy shit and then they come out with 'Now a point that must be addressed is the group's supposed affiliation to the band Autistic Boys Money Clan'

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like

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that came out of left field

timber crag Jul 28, 2020, 1:33 PM

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sad

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 1:48 PM

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ASWaitWhat

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what happen there

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:49 PM

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namazuconcern

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 1:52 PM

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concern

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heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 1:53 PM

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monkaHmm

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 1:58 PM

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MichiDorime

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 PM

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No

deft vapor Jul 28, 2020, 2:04 PM

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YEP

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 2:05 PM

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Full Metal Alchemist

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 2:07 PM

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Best Nazuna Alchemist

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NazuVibing

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:12 PM

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deft vapor Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 PM

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lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 2:16 PM

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thanks sela very cool

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p r o t e c

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deft vapor Jul 28, 2020, 2:18 PM

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look at me ma i'm coo'

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 2:26 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328992407645454337/737674446701068349/Screenshot_20200701-004828_YouTube.jpg

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 2:46 PM

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lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 3:02 PM

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why are all the shb role quests The Big Sad

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hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 3:03 PM

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because ||they already failed greatly once||

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so it's your job to get the big sad on attempt number 2

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 3:08 PM

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MELLORIN MELLORIN

thick fulcrum Jul 28, 2020, 3:17 PM

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Subject of dwarf beards on ladies came up in Beta and I was reminded of this fantastic art

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https://twitter.com/KaneshaCBryant/status/1231662269093810182?s=20

TheVeryWorstThing (@KaneshaCBryant)

more pin-ups. this time with my dwarven fashion designer, Cashmere.

here she is greeting a business rival in her boudoir after they tried to spring a ‘surprise negotiation’ on her (people...don't try that anymore) and some new boot goofin'.

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spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:24 PM

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@urban kite

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YOU FUCKING WOT

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Bitch I'm gonna confiteor you to oblivion you no brainer Unga bunga fell cleave spammer

urban kite Jul 28, 2020, 3:26 PM

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what

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 3:27 PM

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warrior is actually the most fucking boring class in ff14 after level 60

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spanishlaffyou

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 3:28 PM

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I just woke up and saw u talking shit about pld

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 3:33 PM

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@empty swallow MELLORIN MELLORIN

thick fulcrum Jul 28, 2020, 3:42 PM

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What's Mellorin? :O

main dirge Jul 28, 2020, 3:43 PM

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funny phrase

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what brand of crocs is he wearing @empty swallow

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lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 4:46 PM

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real @wary gate vibes

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spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 4:47 PM

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F

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 4:47 PM

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kekW

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 4:47 PM

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incredible

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 4:47 PM

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it really do be like that

hardy forge Jul 28, 2020, 4:55 PM

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/353663402369089536/737714688837812284/unknown.png

supple brook Jul 28, 2020, 5:07 PM

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hi were do i go in dalran for portel

wary gate Jul 28, 2020, 5:08 PM

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you wanna go to your faction hub

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you can also ask a guard

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 5:08 PM

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latter is probably best cause uh, there's a lot of portals and you'd need to be specific

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Also, TIL the larger miqote from Eulmore actually use the lalafell skeleton, of all things

spice thistle Jul 28, 2020, 5:18 PM

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You leave that good lady alone

heady solstice Jul 28, 2020, 5:19 PM

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mak why are you assuming its lady chai?

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are you saying all fat people look the same mak?

lost plinth Jul 28, 2020, 5:25 PM

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Marc the thing is