Cookie Run kingdom

[slow axle]

Girls

[coral cove]

that one time i had lvl 8 on a banner costume gacha for shadow and vanilla and i got neither of them

[heady herald]

AWWWW

[slow axle]

LMAO

[coral cove]

i ship it

[slow axle]

I cant find my cursed ones

im gonna go in the deepest trenches of my phone screenshots

[coral cove]

god....i wish i had embroidered stardust...

[heady herald]

So demure very mindful

[coral cove]

so demure 💅

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-carey-gif-4432461583915056309

[slow axle]

mine likes stalking holly a lot why doesnt mine chill out like that

[heady herald]

SEE I DO HAVE COLLAB COOKIES

[coral cove]

yall watch your cookies like ants in an ant farm

[heady herald]

SO WHERE TF ARE THEY

[coral cove]

...omg what is that....

[heady herald]

Analog horror

[slow axle]

why is he staring at mickey like that

[heady herald]

LMAO

[heady herald]

What else is there to do

[coral cove]

im scared

yk

theres life outside of crk

[slow axle]

its so peak beta you have no idea

[heady herald]

Lolll

[slow axle]

what if im playing while sitting on grass

[coral cove]

oh i was reffering to like

other games or shows

grass is overrated

[slow axle]

im touching grass idk thats usually the argument

[coral cove]

brother why is black pearl sweeping the sheep pen...

[slow axle]

theyre all in my head i hate canon anyways

[slow axle]

you got something against that

Aw

[heady herald]

Got a whole ah conga line over here

[coral cove]

well i mean....you dont sweep grass.....i dont think girlie knows much about land living

[slow axle]

no one look at the hound getting zapped ignore it

[heady herald]

What do you expect she a fishie

[slow axle]

MOZZARELLA RUNNING HELP

[heady herald]

LMFAOO I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT

Giving new PC ignore Pablo lmaoo

[slow axle]

you say that about the fish 😔

[heady herald]

LOL

[coral cove]

WELL

I MEAN

LISTEN I JUST WISH SOMEONE WOULD EDUCATE HER

[slow axle]

p-
pablo...

[coral cove]

how DARE you reference a game that isnt crk in the crk thread

literally illegal

[slow axle]

IM SORRY BUT PABLO MENTION

[coral cove]

no longer crk leader

[slow axle]

where are my damn screenshots i think the game hates me even when im not playing it

[coral ravine]

I've been summoned

[heady herald]

Wdym we started this convo 2 hours ago nuh uh

[coral cove]

MAC

[coral ravine]

hi beta

[coral cove]

HUH

BRO WE BE YAPPIN SO HARD WE DONT REALIZE ITS BEEN 2 HOURS THATS DIABOLICAL

[heady herald]

Unemployed final boss 😭😭

[slow axle]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO HOURS

[coral cove]

mac you know nothing about crk why are you- NO ONE PINGED YOU??? HAVE YOU BEEN LURKING????

[slow axle]

oh my god i forgot this was a thing

[coral cove]

HEHEHHEE

[coral ravine]

I lurk everywhere and I saw pablo

[heady herald]

OH LAWD WTF

[coral cove]

THE APRIL FOOLS UPDATE WAS PEAK

[coral ravine]

(not everywhere idk what goes on in genshin and related threads)

[slow axle]

pablox is so peak

[heady herald]

LOL

[slow axle]

PABLOX

WHY

[coral cove]

mac please dont lurk here

[heady herald]

PABLOX AHHAAHA

[slow axle]

AM I WRITING SO MANY NAMES WRONG

[coral cove]

my reputation

itll be ruined

[coral cove]

roblox bootleg

[heady herald]

What reputation

[coral ravine]

I can keep secrets

[coral ravine]

DAMN

[coral cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-cat-crying-kitten-crying-05starrynight-gif-10141647709992578610

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-matty-matheson-the-queens-falafel-wheezing-haha-gif-26361740

[coral cove]

this is why i named someone shunip is a meanie

[heady herald]

AHAHAH

[slow axle]

i was gonna say that but i felt mean

[heady herald]

Didn't even spell it right lmfaoooo

LOLL

[coral cove]

BROOOOOO

WHAT IS THISSSSSS

😭

PEOPLE CALL ME A BULLY WHEN IM THE VICTIM

[heady herald]

I'm literally an admin for my streamer friend and I bully the kids all the time

[coral cove]

im no child!

[heady herald]

But I am >:)

[slow axle]

idk beta slaying club but its not about beta slaying but us slaying beta

[heady herald]

LOLL

[coral cove]

bro why am i even here

[slow axle]

Men

[heady herald]

AWWWW LOOK AT THEM

Yellow looks so weird on SM

Lol

[slow axle]

i remember that was in the guild like months ago

[slow axle]

it does

like

hes too blue

[heady herald]

Right

[coral cove]

life is hard as the only men enjoyer in the crk thread

[heady herald]

HAAHHA

[slow axle]

I JUST POSTED MEN

[coral cove]

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS NAKII

[slow axle]

AND?

DO SOME WORK YOURSELF

THE HELL

[coral cove]

THERES BEEN 40 WOEMN

[coral cove]

I DID

BUT YALL MOVE ON TO WOMEN

[heady herald]

I'm an underground red velvet enjoyer

[coral cove]

😔

[heady herald]

AHHAAH

[slow axle]

DO BETTER

[coral cove]

YOUR DEFINITION OF "DO BETTER" IS DO WOMEN

WAIT NO]

[heady herald]

There's too many women in games 🤣🤣 not enough men

[coral cove]

THATS BAD WORDING

[slow axle]

LMAO

[heady herald]

WOAHHH

[coral cove]

I

GADFGDF

YK WHAT I MEAN

😭

[slow axle]

THATS FANTASTIC WORDING BETA

[heady herald]

WE HAVE MINORS HERE BETA YOU'RE A MOD YOU GOTTA BE A ROLE MODEL 😭😭

[coral cove]

I

IT WAS POOR WORDING

UNLOKE UOPU MY MIND IS NTI N THE GUYTTER

I DIDNT SEE THE WRONG WAY IN WHICH THAT OCULD BE READ

[heady herald]

HAHAHAAAA

[slow axle]

moments like this makes me look at beta and remember that chinese hospitalized panda drawing

[heady herald]

YEAH BUT YOU CORRECTED YOURSELF SO YOU DID THINK ABOUT IT

[coral cove]

what

WHAT

😭

[heady herald]

Broo China and the dang panda 😭

[coral cove]

WHAT IS THAT SENTEEEEEENCE

[slow axle]

JKASYHGAGSGHA

[coral ravine]

you're lucky I don't want to sabotage your reputation

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/biao-panda-biaoqing-biaoarmy-chinesememe-gif-17003557869984159466

[slow axle]

THIS

THIS ONE

[coral cove]

ONLY AFTERWARDS

[heady herald]

HAHAHAHA

[coral cove]

IN THE MOMENT I DIDNT SEE ITTTTTTT

[coral cove]

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

[coral cove]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[heady herald]

Why does the panda look like he's snorting oxygen 😭

[slow axle]

BETA DOES THAT EASILY

[heady herald]

[slow axle]

IDK INTERPRETATION IS FREE DONT ASK ME

[heady herald]

Ask Google 🤣

[coral cove]

i think

we should delete this thread

[heady herald]

BAHAHAH

[slow axle]

i think the hell not

[coral cove]

yk starting fresh

would be good for us all equally

[slow axle]

guys who ate my screenshots i literally have been scrolling for years

im in hell

[slow axle]

highly doubt that

[coral ravine]

hi in hell

[heady herald]

🤣

[coral cove]

Look at this one

[heady herald]

Blame cbarky he made the thread 🤣👀

[heady herald]

Oooo indeed

[coral cove]

what if

[slow axle]

my war flashbacks

[coral cove]

i stop talking....and just.....use emotes.....

[coral cove]

bro am i seeing double

[slow axle]

that was when the costume launched

i proceeded to get her two more times after that

[heady herald]

WHATT AHAH

[coral cove]

😔

ok nvm this would be too hard without nitro-

what did we learn today gang?

[slow axle]

i think we unlearned things

[coral cove]

WE REGRESSED

TRUE

[slow axle]

EW REGRESSED BYE

THAT SOUNDED SO DISGUSTED

[coral cove]

SHUT U[

F*cK

[heady herald]

Beta is easy to ragebait

[coral cove]

I CAN SPELL

[coral cove]

nah i wasnt mad, i just like overexaggurating my reactions LMAO

[heady herald]

[coral cove]

sitting at my laptop the whole time like :| with an occasional :)

[heady herald]

That's me fr

[coral cove]

we fr be like "OMG FR THATS SO AGDFJGAHDJGHDK" and be :|

[heady herald]

When you say "LMAOO" but you're sitting here with a ":/"

FR

[coral cove]

me when i think about both of you 😌

[slow axle]

me when i think about you

[coral cove]

cries

swallows my own spine

[slow axle]

im still looking for my screenshots

never give up i guess idk

oh god

thats a bit old

[coral cove]

....oh god

[heady herald]

💀

[slow axle]

apparently my screenshots are gone

rest in peace there was some funny visual bugs

[coral cove]

😔

never forget

[slow axle]

I'm gonna drown my sorrows drawing my ocs katana

[coral cove]

f*ck yea

[coral cove]

...think you got the wrong one there

youre looking for green not red

[slow axle]

No way

LMAO

[heady herald]

HAHA

[slow axle]

Also I would like to comment that this thing gave me a heart attack today cause I didn't look at the probabilities and suddenly I was getting Lily's gacha thingy????

[heady herald]

WHAAA

White Lily unawakened is 2* for me lol

[slow axle]

I didn't think we could get a whole ass cookie, only the soul stones, but ok ig 😭😭😭

[heady herald]

Also I got a beascuit for her like immediately just by doing a stage? 🤣

[slow axle]

I abandoned mine after a while I have no idea where the hell she's at whoops

[heady herald]

I used her until I finally got into the meta lmfao

[slow axle]

Silent salt was torture but I feel like Awakened Lily is full of surprises I get heart attack after heart attack

[slow axle]

Honestly, valid

[heady herald]

Lol

[slow axle]

She looks so
Idk the awakened form has so much more detail this is wild to look at now

Poor Lily lmao

[coral cove]

awww how romantic
HELP MY KEYBOARD IS WEIRD

I WAS GONNA SAY HOLLYBERRY NEEDS A RESTRAINING ORDER

BUT MY SHIFT DOESNT WORK

[slow axle]

BETA WHAT

[coral cove]

WHERE DID MY HASHTAG GOOOOO

[slow axle]

I ate it

[coral cove]

NOOOOO

I NEED ITIIIIIIIT

[slow axle]

Have

One

[coral cove]

I NEED IT TO MAKE SMALL TEXT

YES

[slow axle]

LMAOOOO

[coral cove]

-# hollyberry needs a restraining order

YIPPEE

[slow axle]

Not you having to work just for a small text bye

[coral cove]

PFT

yea :(

[heady herald]

LMAOOO

-# that's crazy work

[heady herald]

Shi now that you say- she looks like a super epic 😂

[coral cove]

i COULD go on a rant about character design but ill just keep it short with a- OH SH*T MY QUOTES ARE GONE

F*CK

UM-

oh i found them theyre on the @ key

"well she was one of the earliest character designs so it makes sense"

OMG I FOUND THE HASH ITS ON THE 3 KEY

[heady herald]

HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE HASH WAS

[heady herald]

couldn't even have updated it </3

[slow axle]

SHE DOES

[slow axle]

yeah but i think the whole thing about being funny is bc of that, at least in my head it is ngl

and then you have

fire spirit.

whatever is going on with him.

[coral cove]

somehow the # key on my keyboard was connected to | instead. its fixed now idk how but ill be grateful

[heady herald]

💀

[heady herald]

Common ah design 😭😭

[slow axle]

cant take him seriously

his ovenbreak sprite cracks me up

[heady herald]

FR

Only his costume can save him

[slow axle]

why does he look like that 😭

[slow axle]

literally

oh god

it can be worse

oh my god

[heady herald]

Oh

Oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/you-what-wtf-disgusted-repulsed-reaction-gif-9521897686579036997

[slow axle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-spirit-cookie-needs-to-die-gif-15955999304296246544

[heady herald]

Exactly

Who designed him

Fire them immediately

Blacklist them

[slow axle]

HJGHAHHAHA

no but like

whatever the hell was going on when they were doing cookiewars

the jelly version of these cookies

are HIDEOUS

jumpscare after jumpscare

[coral cove]

https://tenor.com/view/mogging-mewing-cat-zazu-gif-13280918095920108064

its giving ^

[coral cove]

im beaing so deada** when i say it looks better

HE LOOKS LESS BALD AND THE CAPE ISNT A SAD PAPER TOWEL

[slow axle]

he does look less bald

thats the only thing they did right imo tho 😔

[slow axle]

its giving

[coral cove]

Omg you nailed it

[slow axle]

WELCOME HOME QUEEN

[heady herald]

SLAYYYY

[slow axle]

hey guys

look at what miserable kingdom players wont be getting

milky way costume when she lauches

devsis do us all a favor and explode

[heady herald]

WHATTTTT

[coral cove]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WHAAAAAAAAT

WHY DONT WE GET THE CUTEY PIE?!

[slow axle]

IDK

I'm so sad I saw this and died

It's one of my favorite versions of her, literally the cutest thing ever

[coral cove]

devsis sucks what a terrible game

uninstalling rn

after i get awakened vanilla-

I MEAN LILY

[slow axle]

LMAO VANILLA

[coral cove]

LISTEEEEN

THEYRE BASICALLY THE SAME CHARACTER

[slow axle]

The grind never stops

[coral cove]

THEYRE BOTH PALE

....motions with hands

[slow axle]

I spiritually NEED the costume set for her and silent salt

[coral cove]

what costume set?

[slow axle]

If you look at her on the loading screen she's paper white now

[slow axle]

Beta oh my god

Wait let me show you

Beta look at this

[coral cove]

oh no

[slow axle]

LOOK AT THEM

[coral cove]

OH LOOK AT HEEEERRRRRRRRR

[slow axle]

ITS SO RIDICULOUSLY PRETTY

[coral cove]

ok fine ill get her costume AND THEN UNINSTALL I SWEAR IT

[slow axle]

I need both of them, it's a matter of life and death

[slow axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-suspicious-side-glance-gif-26055001

[coral cove]

i sweaaaaar

you need not look at me in such a way 😌

[heady herald]

I need them BOTH

[heady herald]

Lmfao why are White Lily's missions so easy compared to silent salt

[coral cove]

i hate train missions

i will use weed killer on her and watch her wither and die

IT TAKES SO MUCH TIME TO MAKE JUST ONE ITEM AND YOURE TELLING ME I NEED TO DO THIS EVERYDAY!?

[slow axle]

I started stocking up any time i can buying things from the seaside market

literally life changing

I hate the magic candy missions the most so far

like why the hell are you forcing me to make all of that for green tea mousse cookie

i love her BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO GET HER CANDY TO LV 6?????? I DONT EVEN USE HER 😭

[heady herald]

YAYYYYYYYY

[heady herald]

NAH FR

[coral cove]

ok#

nakii based

all hail based nakii

[slow axle]

DISGUSTING BLUE RAT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
good for you, please be happy at least someone has to win something

[slow axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-spin-spinning-cat-record-cat-record-gif-27030028

[heady herald]

I hate the trade ships most sigh

[coral cove]

just make a bunch of wool and crowns

idk why wool is so valuable....50 (max) fills out like half the bar...

[heady herald]

No no, I hate the wait time lol

[coral cove]

THE TRAINS ARE WORSE FOR THAT

[heady herald]

Nah, cause I can skip the trains

I can't skip the ships

[coral cove]

I just got a crk ad...

It.. It just said "cookie. run. kingdom. Install it now" and I'm- I'm scared

[slow axle]

THIS LITERALLY THIS

Couldn't do all of Silent Salt's missions because of that

Evil game

[slow axle]

They know you were talking about uninstalling

[heady herald]

AHHHH

I GET SO CLOSE TO BEATING TH ELAST BOSS IN HARD MDOE AND THEN BAM

TIMER ENDS

LIKE PLEASEEEEE THERE'S ONLY A SLIVER OF HEALTH LEFT GIVE ME LIKE 2 MORE SECONDS AUGH

[heady herald]

I did it 🥹🥹

HUZZAH

oh!

So wdym I have to upgrade silverbell's magic candy to 8

[slow axle]

oh god I've been holding on doing the hard after almost beating it, dreadful

[slow axle]

ah yeah, that too

i spent so many time thingys already

used my last 12h skip yesterday 💔

[heady herald]

I heavy prioritize atk until like lvl 17, the poison was a life saver 😭

[slow axle]

ooooooh

[heady herald]

I mean, there's also a lot of rng involved, I got really lucky with getting burning spice before the first boss even appeared lol

[slow axle]

i almost beat it with the thunder, but the boss had life 1/4 of the health still, i was upgrading my units after that

[heady herald]

😭

[slow axle]

I think its good that at least they didnt give us like 3 tickets per day

[heady herald]

I usually do lvl 13 on atk spd, 17 on atk, and 5 on summ%

[slow axle]

it would be so frustrating

[heady herald]

RIGHT

looking at you cannon run

[slow axle]

but i think its pretty evil having to do that 50 times

[heady herald]

😭 at least the rewards are pretty good

[slow axle]

I max ou summon and focus on atk, i've barely noticed much from upgrading atk speed

[slow axle]

fr thank god

[slow axle]

cannon run can explode i hope it never comes back

[heady herald]

RIGHT

it needs to get nerfed

the first two seasons were bearable and then the 3rd season hit and I just exploded

[slow axle]

they made it so the longer you were at it the best your score was what the hell is that logic

[heady herald]

😭

[slow axle]

I'm kinda scared of doing the new beast raid

i got a video that looks pretty promissing but

eh

[heady herald]

I notice the difference, but yeah, prioritizing atk and units are best

[slow axle]

I was never a big fan

[heady herald]

summ% doesn't really need to be a high lvl

[slow axle]

just like buying things from the shop

[slow axle]

with my abysmal luck sometimes i do it just to feel safe atp lmao

[heady herald]

I was never a big fan of the cosmetic rewards ngl

[slow axle]

me neither

feels kinda

idk

too close to pay to win

[heady herald]

right, and it doesn't really help my kingdom so I never buy it

the gacha costumes are cuter anyway lol

[slow axle]

and i hate that they never give us enough choco chalk when they drop two new sets costumes

[heady herald]

😭

[slow axle]

I buy them for shits and giggles, i like making abominations

I might not even complete one of these sets, kinda sad cause i like the costumes a lot

but oh well

[heady herald]

😭

[slow axle]

also, they literally dropped lily and no new codes

im gonna kidnap them

[heady herald]

😭 naurrr

[heady herald]

Tell me why I just told my sister how to do guardian of the rift and instead of following my advice she immediately puts everything into summ%

😭

[coral cove]

genius

[heady herald]

She lost on wave 5

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[coral cove]

PFFFFFFFT

yk hey she didnt die frame one cause if you put everything into summ% BEFORE EVEN SUMMONING A COOKIE YOU DIE IMMEDIATELY....

...may have done that by accident once

[slow axle]

If you have the zapping thing you don't actually

So you can get one or two levels with no unit and then get some

But you have to get something good soon, or you will absolutely die

[coral cove]

you cannot :'D not me

[slow axle]

I do that all the time what

[slow axle]

FINALLY

SHADOW MILK

I GOT A SOULSTONE

THANK GOD

[slow axle]

Damn

[coral cove]

...

i spent 60k cubes on the costume gacha

i havent gotten anything

[heady herald]

literally 😭

best I got from the costume gacha was a shit ton of epics

[coral cove]

i got like 5 and only one was new 🥹

[heady herald]

I got 3 new I think??

[coral cove]

happy for you 😌

-# /lie

[heady herald]

LMAO

back to back bruh

[slow axle]

I got one epic I didn't have and nothing more

[heady herald]

so costume gacha just hating everyone huh

ALSO

[coral cove]

AYYYY NAKIIIIIIIIIII

[slow axle]

I'm in the middle of lv 4 I think

[heady herald]

SOMEHOW

[coral cove]

ME TOO BESTIEEEEE

[heady herald]

GOT MY DAD INTO PLAYING THE GAME 😭

[coral cove]

WTF 😭

[slow axle]

LMAOOO

[coral cove]

THATS WILD

[heady herald]

HAHAA HE'S A GAMER AND I'M ALWAYS DOING DAILIES RIGHT BEFORE SCHOOL

he's on dark cacao cause like

that's the most friendly

hollyberry and PV are hell servers

[slow axle]

I had more luck when I made two pulls for funsies before this release than I've ever had

By lucky I mean two legendaries I already had but a legendary is a legendary I guess 😭😭

I'm waiting for when they let us buy fire spirit off the shop I don't want to see more of his bald head

[heady herald]

LITERALLY

he only looks good when he's just a ball of fire (without costume)

[slow axle]

Yes

I hate him

[coral cove]

LISTEN I WOULD CHANGE IF I COULD

[heady herald]

LITERALLY

HOLLYBERRY IS FULL OF SWEATS >:(

LIKE WDYM TWO MINS AFTER UPDATE SOMEONE ALREADY HAS SILENT SALT'S COSTUME

IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRRRRR

[coral cove]

LITERALLY

ill never go beyond elite III in this server but im at least proud i got this far

[heady herald]

😔 fr

and then there's my sister with her stupid elite I with 400k less power than me

she hates secret garden too LMAOOO but that's just cause she never played 2048 as a baby

secret garden ez

BUT YK WHAT'S NOT EZ

STUPID GUARDIAN OF THE RIFT

THAT POS

[slow axle]

Money

[slow axle]

There's something about this one that I really dislike and honestly I have no idea what it is

[coral cove]

BRO IM TELLING YOU THE POWER THING IS BS

[slow axle]

But yeah guardian of the rift could burn up and explode

[coral cove]

ITS JUST WHOEVER HAS THE STUPID STUPID STUPID SHADOWMILK COSTUME I HATE IT I WANT IT GONE PLEASE

[coral cove]

🤝

[heady herald]

LITERALLY

LIKE YESTERDAY AHHHHHHHH

THE BOSS DIED AS SOON AS THE TIMER HIT 0

AND GUESS WHAT

THEY SAID I FAILED

WDYM I FAILED IT'S LITERALLY DEAD

AHHHHH

[slow axle]

Happened to me like three times

I gave up

[heady herald]

I hate everything about that dumb event

it was fun when I didn't know what hard mode was >:(

[slow axle]

I'm just letting my team die really quickly to waste tickets

[coral cove]

MF KEEPS YELLING AT ME THAT "oh youre strong enough to do expert!" B*TCH I CANT EVEN FINISH HARD

STFU

[heady herald]

RIGHT AHHHHH

LIKE CRK FIX YOUR POWER SCALE

WDYM I'M LOSING TO PEOPLE WITH 1.9MIL POWER AND I HAVE 3MIL

[slow axle]

I had more than what they said the power to beat it was 🕊️🕊️🕊️ still failed 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[coral cove]

im just doing normal once to dumb all my tickets into via time skip

[coral cove]

REAAAAAL

[slow axle]

To be fair there are some cookies that are terrifying units when they're together in a team

If built well it's even more horrifying

[heady herald]

maybe yeah

[slow axle]

I'll never get over seeing my full team with a bazillion power die to a single vampire cookie all the way back in arena

[heady herald]

BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A DANG EPIC ON YOUR TEAM!?!?

😭

[slow axle]

I learned my lesson

[heady herald]

bro I

[coral cove]

I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DRAW THE LINE AT AN EPIC BEATING A LEGENDARY OR BEAST

[heady herald]

I lost to a full rare team once

😭

[slow axle]

The power balance in the game is pretty messed up

[heady herald]

right..

[coral cove]

STFU BEAST RAID NO I CANT DO EXPERT I CANT EVEN DO HARD STFU STFU

[slow axle]

Live crash out

[heady herald]

beast raid is impossible without the cookie it's meant for bruh

[slow axle]

It's still extremely difficult even with the cookie 😭😭

[heady herald]

😭

ffs I couldn't even get to normal in beast raid without silent salt

[coral cove]

I HATE THIS....this....oooh this show is so cozy and wholesome......ooh the colors are so warm....ooooh......what was i talking about again?

[slow axle]

They want you to pay to max them out and then you will still fail (probably)

[slow axle]

I didn't even try till I got him

[coral cove]

WHO TF PUT MY TEAM ON HARD

CRK YOU B*TCH

OF COURSE I FAILED I TOLD YOU I WOULD

[slow axle]

Ever since they introduced the beast raids I've been foaming with hatred

[coral cove]

MF

[slow axle]

Look at the positive side though! Silent salt is the last beast!

[heady herald]

I hate having to build every single epic cookie in resistance and then the super epics and legendaries are left behind

only means there is worse to come 😔

[slow axle]

There's also the fact that for the sake of having something to do in the future and that the current cookies are already at ridiculous amounts of power, it will literally only get worse

[heady herald]

right 😭

[slow axle]

I fear whatever they're burning in the oven

[heady herald]

hopefully not another fire spirit

[slow axle]

Millennial tree cookie please save us

[heady herald]

ngl Cream soda looks so...

HD?? Like she looks like she doesn't belong in crk

[slow axle]

I will actually crash out if they don't give us Millennial tree actually cause what else are they going to do if not finally complete the elementals 😭

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cream-soda-cookie-cookie-run-cookie-run-kingdom-crk-cookie-run-tower-of-adventures-gif-5674473357059766250

maybe it's the hair?

[heady herald]

they gonna run out of cookies and we're going to start seeing mfs like chair cookie or smth

[coral cove]

powerscaling in my anime? ugh

[slow axle]

I got used to seeing her in another game during the quests so I always forget she exists in kingdom

[heady herald]

to me she just feels a lot more anime..fied?

[slow axle]

Imagine being beaten by fork cookie

[heady herald]

🤣

[coral cove]

thats because shes from a different cookie run game

[heady herald]

the utensil counsil 😭

[slow axle]

Oh absolutely, she just stands out in very much not kingdom ways

[heady herald]

yeh

[slow axle]

They try to adapt most of the time tho

[heady herald]

right

[coral cove]

ok i have to ask
whats a millennial tree?

[slow axle]

I stand my ground that we need more of the dragon cookies tho

[heady herald]

ahh the times where I didn't have to worry about shi like beast raid and beast cookies 😔

REAL CAUSE WDYM PITAYA IS THE ONLY ONE

Actually, I remember when i started playing crk

it was when Raspberry cookie first came out

[coral cove]

....we already have black sapphire

[slow axle]

Idk but I like him

Pop of elf dude

[heady herald]

yeah.. but black sapphire is COOL

[pale rune]

i agree

[coral cove]

OH ABSOLUTELY

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/white-lotus-cookie-run-ovenbreak-cookie-run-kingdom-cookie-run-crob-gif-16253981103935196670

lotus dragon would fit perfectly her name is LITERALLY lotus dragon like cmon

crk please

[slow axle]

LITERALLY MYY FAVORITE OF ALL OF THEM

[heady herald]

I will sell my soul or smth idk

[coral cove]

YEAH BABY I LOVE BLACK SAPPHIRE

HE GETS A PASS

LOOK AT HIM

[heady herald]

LIKE PLEASE JUST GIVE US BETTER COOKIES 😭

[heady herald]

YEAH

[slow axle]

Lotus's costumes are also some of the prettiest I've seen they're so gorgeous

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/black-sapphire-cookie-gif-13710483559269913117

I want his hecking shiny staff

I'm a bird me like shiny

[slow axle]

Can I also pitch for Abyss Monarch

[coral cove]

im so paying only half attention to this convo

[slow axle]

I think they're really cool

[pale rune]

i agree

[coral cove]

so pardon me for any silly words

[slow axle]

I love seeing art of them too it always eats

[coral cove]

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[heady herald]

WAHHH

[coral cove]

THEYRE SO COOOOOOOOOOL

[slow axle]

Yeah yeah they're a legendary from ovenbreak

[coral cove]

ovenbreak gets too many things

[slow axle]

Milky way costume.

[coral cove]

i vote to oven BREAK the developers knee caps

[heady herald]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-drool-gif-24399822

[slow axle]

Ovenbreak's legendaries are something else nowadays

I don't want the beasts give me whatever they are cooking over there

[heady herald]

sob I need to hurry up and get my game design major already so that I can go make pretty characters

AWOOGA!? HELLO!?

HELLOOOOOO SAILOR

[slow axle]

LMAOOOO

[coral cove]

i have bad news for you

[heady herald]

😔

[coral cove]

puts my hand on your shoulder

[heady herald]

dang at least take me to dinner first

[coral cove]

as someone with an extended diploma in game design, youll be lucky to get a job in fast food

[heady herald]

welp

lucky me then

cause game designers/developers are in high demand in my city rn 🤣

[coral cove]

...

f**king shuniph gets everything no fair i hate it here im leaving grumble grumble

[heady herald]

HAHAHA

my city's average salary for game devs/designers is also like 30k above the state average 😭

from like 60k to 93k 🤡

national average is 98k

[slow axle]

Steak cookie

[heady herald]

OO LA ALAAAAA

I want whatever they on

[coral cove]

OH JUST RUUUUUUUUB IT INNNNN

[heady herald]

some high quality flour or smth idk

AHHAHA

[coral cove]

YOU GOT SOME SKIN MOISTURIZER ON YOUR HANDS OR SMTHNG!? CAUSE YOURE REALLY RUBBING IT IN

[slow axle]

I can hope

I am going to start crashing out and seeing stuff

[coral cove]

oh just some garlic butter on your washed hands and RUB IT INTO THE CHICKEN SKIN

YOU A FOOD CHANNEL!?

F**KING GORDON RAMSEY OVER HERE

[heady herald]

I mean

[slow axle]

Ikr

[heady herald]

I do be dominating the food pic channel

[coral cove]

SO YOU ADMIT IT

[heady herald]

HAHAHA

[coral cove]

AT LEAST YOURE HONEST

[slow axle]

This is a real beta crash out day

[coral cove]

i felt creative~

also SHUNIPH DESERVE IT

IF NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO TERRORIZE THE TERRORIZER THEN I WILL

[heady herald]

the terrorizer will terrorize again

[coral cove]

I KNOW YOU WILL

SCREW THIS im going to draw my jolly pfp

[heady herald]

Wtffff

Can get this but not a hero in guardian of the rift 😭😭

[coral cove]

how does this happen

how does one lose to a 2.3 mil with a team of 3.4 mil

was it the salt? was it the shy salty man?

[slow axle]

ascension stars maybe?

or just specific topping stats

[coral cove]

no...

[slow axle]

also salty man

[coral cove]

shy salt man had no stars, sm had 1 and hollyberry had one 😭

[coral cove]

AYYYYY

TWIIIIIIN~

I ALSO GOT THE INFERIOR SALT COSTUME

[slow axle]

I got him a few days ago im scrambling for scraps for lily

[coral cove]

whats the eyebrow for?

[slow axle]

crk hates the players idk

[slow axle]

idk interpret it however you want

[coral cove]

for once i too am a man hater and i get eyebrowed

this thread hates me, at least shuniph isnt here then id be mega doomed 😔

[slow axle]

yet

[coral cove]

btw

you seen the newest code

[slow axle]

yea

[coral cove]

nice

[slow axle]

used everything already

why dont they give us more

[coral cove]

cause then people wouldnt spend money on the gacha game

[slow axle]

nah we used to have more codes back then and they were still getting sales

i say its shadow milks fault

[coral cove]

you also used to be able to buy something once and own it...

imagine...a time before subscriptions...

[slow axle]

it feels like the streaming platforms all over again

[coral cove]

i am an unapologetic shadow milk defender, mostly because no way in hell a single cookie borked the crk economy lmao

[slow axle]

oh dont get me wrong i like him a lot, but the game did explode because of him

[coral cove]

"youre telling me we can give LESS and get the same if not MORE money!? PRESS THE PRINT MONEY BUTTON JASON!"

[slow axle]

this is hell

[coral cove]

<- blisfully oblivious

[coral cove]

i cant even find an art app that isnt subscription based or has a bunch of things locked behind a subscription 😭

BUT YK WHAT ill still stand by the fact that crk is the most ethical gacha ive ever played

[slow axle]

people talk a lot about krita and they dont have a subscription as far as i'm aware but its the only one i think

[slow axle]

OH ABSOLUTELY

Its kind of the only reason I still play

I dont mind taking a bit longer to get characters and costumes but at least i know i CAN get them

[coral cove]

i use krita but i hate it i hate it sm grrrrr

idgaf that its free i hate it

the circle tool is the type where its not from the center so its hell to use

[slow axle]

is it bad? i never tried it

[coral cove]

trying to use make a simple clipping mask is a MULTI STEP PROCESS

[slow axle]

oh

sounds like hell

i didnt know it was like that 😭

[coral cove]

you have to get the layers you want to clip together into a folder and then you need to use the alpha lock which ISNT THE SAME AS THE ALPHA LOCK IN IBIS

THATS THE CLIP LAYER BUTTON???

AND THERES NO JAPANESE INK BRUSH OR FADE BRUSH IN KRITA I WANT MY BRUSHES BACK PLEAAAAASE

[slow axle]

HUH

[slow axle]

they dont have anything to get custom brushes?

[coral cove]

YEAH IDK WHY THEY MADE IT LIKE THAT 😭

[slow axle]

or they do and its even worse to get it

[coral cove]

they do but no one has managed to port the ibis brush to krita

[slow axle]

ooooooooh

yep, definitely sounds like hell

[coral cove]

ALSO

ONE TIME

I SAVED MY ARTWORK LIKE 3 TIMES BEFORE CLOSING THE SOFTWARE

AND WHEN I OPENED KRITA AGAIN LIKE 4 HOURS OF WORK WAS GONE

i mean thank GOD the back up file was up to date BUT I DIDNT LIKE THAT CLOSE CALL

this was on my second ever canvas on the thing btw

[slow axle]

I had that happen to me when i used paint tool sai a few years ago

I did not survive

[coral cove]

but tbf

it has two features i like

the mirror tools can be centered
you can preview your canvas in a repeating pattern so you can make sure stuff aligns

...THERES ALSO NO RULER, NO CIRCLE GUIDE, THE TEXT TOOL IS A NIGHTMARE TO USE, im sorry im a krita hater

[slow axle]

yea, after that i cant really fault you for that

[coral cove]

now that im done with my anti krita propaganda, this is so real

ive played pjsk, genshin and miscellaneous others and crk is the only one that lets me roll a 10 pull AT LEAST every other day

im doing real well if i get to roll one 10 pull a month in pjsk <3

[slow axle]

I thought of trying pjsk but i felt intimidated when i saw people talking about it and never even downloaded it

My genshin era was fun while it lasted, then my yanfei couldnt handle much more and i stopped playing 🥀

[coral cove]

i stopped playing cause my laptop at the time could NOT handle it

[slow axle]

i forgot it extremely heavy now too, thats also part of the reason

[coral cove]

it made my laptop SO HOT AND LAG SO BAD AT TIMES and now im in a perpetual loop of "well its too late to play genshin/honkai cause theyll just make another game any month now and THAT ONE will be the cool one"

[pale rune]

i agree

[slow axle]

still like seeing the new characters every now and then tho

[slow axle]

theyre making a cozy game

like

animal crossing cozy level

[coral cove]

i heard!

[slow axle]

I actually want to play it ngl

looks pretty cute

[coral cove]

also im here to spread my propaganda

pjsk is based

its not a good GACHA game but its a great RHYTHM game

[slow axle]

ooooooooh

might take a peek for that

[coral cove]

you dont get limited plays per day either

you get limited batteries but those are just to get more rewards from playing

and the songs arent gacha you can pick and choose and can get a bunch of songs EASILY

but uh....please....if youre gonna play.....link your google play account....

p-please....

[slow axle]

HGHAHAHAH

is that a message that comes from experience?

i do that cause im paranoid of loosing my progress, so its a give

[coral cove]

....if i told you....what happened....youd think im making it up

its that bad

[slow axle]

say it

[coral cove]

ok so

i, beta, am a massive len kagamine fan

and in pjsk you do gacha for vocaloid characters, one of which being len

and on christmas day, there was a banner that let you get a bunch of 5 star lens

and with my few pulls, i got 4 of them one of which was my absolute favorite card

and then that same day, after being all giddy and happy and excited, i had to update my game
...i pressed the uninstall button by accident...

i spent a month trying to recover my account but i never did 🫠

[slow axle]

len is a cutie pie you're very real for that

[slow axle]

oh my god

[coral cove]

i gained and lost everything....on christmas day....

[slow axle]

the fact that you dont have anything for a backup for cases like this in most games is kinda wweird to me ngl

[coral cove]

i have 3 acrylic stands, a badge from the miku expo and the makeship plushie (his shirt is scuffed but ill fix it one day) 😌

[coral cove]

BECAUSE HOW COULD I PREDICT THAT MY ACCOUNT WASNT LINKED TO MY DEVICE

EVERY OTHER TIME I UNINSTALLED AND INSTALLED AN APP BACK I STILL HAD EVERYTHING I DIDNT THINK THIS WAS DIFFERENT 😭

anyways uhhh lesson learned my account is now linked and i will forever hold this trauma in my dead, black heart <3

[slow axle]

have you seen how infuriating devsis makes their account linking process

[coral cove]

no i did it years ago

[slow axle]

beta the anger

i have felt

is unimaginable

what the hell do you mean i cant change the email, that i need an apple ID I HAVE HAD NO ACCESS TO IN YEARS to link that stupid account just so i dont have everything thrown in the trash

i dont even know how i fixed it, but its working, i just need to guess which one of my 7 emails its linked to every time theres an even that involves another game of theirs

leveled up while crashing out about devsis, sounds about right

[coral cove]

we love linking accounts

its always so easy and user friendly

[slow axle]

yes its so nice makes me want to commit murder

[coral cove]

commit murder to evil people cause it makes you want to be a good influence on the world just how the process is a good influence on your mental state

[slow axle]

they love us!

[coral cove]

and i love the white lily costume

[heady herald]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[heady herald]

Bro </3

I haven't played the game in like 3 weeks

Or 2

[coral cove]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

[heady herald]

HAHAHA

You're so lucky I haven't played in like 3 weeks

[slow axle]

WELCOME HOME WIFE

[coral cove]

F*CK YOU

F*CK YOU

HAPPY FOR YOU

BUT F*CK YOU

SHOW HER OFF PLEAAAASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[slow axle]

YOU CUSS ME OFF AND THEN WANT ME TO SHOW HER WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TREATMENT

[coral cove]

DESPERATION

AND HONESTY

[slow axle]

Lily.

shes so pretty i love her

silly

[coral cove]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

nakii my queen 🙏

[slow axle]

[coral cove]

-# ....usurping lady macbeth queen

[heady herald]

AHHHHHH NOT MACBETH AHHHHHHHH

[coral cove]

PFT

[slow axle]

and everyone boo'ed

[heady herald]

NOOOOOOOO

[coral cove]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

[slow axle]

Imagine being a hoarder of resources

[coral cove]

...

one sec i need to get that hair myself

[slow axle]

It's so pretty isn't it

I just need to get a wing accessory somewhere to complete the set

[pale rune]

woof?

[slow axle]

I like this new one

Hi Carl

[coral cove]

IT ISSSSSSS

[coral cove]

MY WIFE

MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

i hate women but veil of mourning is an exception

NOT LIKE PEOPLE- CHAARCTER WISE- IM NOT MYSOGYNISTIC IM JUST GAY

[coral ravine]

so valid tbh

[coral cove]

DONT SAY SO VALID TO THAT COMMENT

[coral ravine]

NOT THE HATING WOMEN PART

[vapid spruce]

I'm quoting that

[slow axle]

WHAT

[coral cove]

omg i was right lol

[slow axle]

I was not expecting that one honestly

But somehow not really super surprising

[coral cove]

Clouds

[coral cove]

There was a teaser image with pink and green clouds

I knew immediately...

[coral cove]

i got the pretty my cookie weaves

[slow axle]

oo i didnt see that one

[slow axle]

one of the best they made so far fr

I only need a back accessory for the whole set

[coral cove]

FRRRR

[coral cove]

i skipped on the back accesory and prop

but i got the rest hehehe

[slow axle]

I'm only getting it cause i like collecting but I don't even know if i would use the back prop

[slow axle]

imagine if we could dye that hair too

its beautiful the way it is, but then it could match other things as well

[coral cove]

honestly it makes sense to not be able to die it lmao but yeah imagine...

[slow axle]

yeah it does, but still I'd die for that

also somehow beast raid is not that evil this time

idk if its just eternal flour's

[coral cove]

IKR

[slow axle]

but usually the hard level is pretty mean

[coral cove]

I CAN LIKE- DO HARD MODE

[slow axle]

this time it wasnt????

I was so confused

I messed up the next level and I didnt want to try but it feels

surprisingly doable

[coral cove]

i hvave....hope

[slow axle]

me too

i kind of want the EF mycookie stuff to make more ungodly creations

i also feel like we're gonna be eating our words as soon as the next beast raid boss drops

[coral cove]

EF? you expect me to know annocryms lol im too stupid

[coral cove]

shhhhhhhhhhhh lets just- lets just have our blissfully ignorant fun

[slow axle]

oh I also typed it wrong lolol, didnt notice, should've been MF but that would probably sound worse now that I think about it

But it's the Mystic Flour ones

I'm writing everything wrong today what the hell is happening

[coral cove]

ahhhhhhhhh

[slow axle]

soon we will be suffering

[coral cove]

NAKII

BE GRATEFUL WHILE YOU CAN

[slow axle]

dead, dead by the beast raid

in few days

[coral cove]

youre like-

[slow axle]

pain

[coral cove]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-5099501693730168061

[slow axle]

suffering

[coral cove]

this gif

[slow axle]

yes

[slow axle]

thats me when i saw this image

[coral cove]

youre too invested in beast raid

[slow axle]

not really as soon as i die and need to build cookies to win a level i instantly give up

i just like getting to a higher level so i can buy stuff from the shops easier

[coral cove]

fair lmao

[heady herald]

Lawd have mercy, anyway I'll never have that many diamonds again

[coral cove]

...

🐳

[heady herald]

NUH UH

I got it from arena points lmfao

[vapid spruce]

Would it be evil to eat a cookie and send it in this channel

[heady herald]

..no..

[coral cove]

https://tenor.com/view/duncan-laurence-cookie-eating-cookie-gif-20154161

We hate this game

[heady herald]

LMAO

[coral cove]

This is a mad first pull

[heady herald]

DAMN

[coral cove]

yk

i always thought of myself as an elphaba kinda person

but according to crk i am a glinda girlie and glinda ONLY girlie

[heady herald]

op

[slow axle]

real

only got elphaba today because of soulstones

she did not want to come home

[heady herald]

NONE OF THEM WANT MEEEE

[coral cove]

GUUUUUUUUYS

I HATE CRK

THEY MADE MILKYWAY INTO A YOUTOOZ PLUSHIE

[heady herald]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[coral cove]

... I want her 🥺

[slow axle]

Oooooh so that was why I recognized her silhouette in one of their recent shady posts

[coral cove]

NAKIIIIIIIIIII

LOOK AT HEERRRRR

I CANT HAVE HER IVE BOUGHT LIKE...8 PLUSHIES IN THE LAST MONTH 😭

i love her...shes so cute....the sleeves....

[heady herald]

So whimsy

IT'S $30!?

[coral cove]

i cant tell if thats a "wow so expensive!" reactin

[coral ravine]

youtooz is really expensive

at least imo

[coral cove]

ah its expensive reaction

i love her sm i want her shes so whimsy

https://tenor.com/view/cookierun-milky-way-cookie-gif-16784262795357261027

[heady herald]

Yeah

Even Miniso not that greedy

[coral cove]

...are you kidding

in miniso its like 9 quid for a keychain

[heady herald]

They sell their really popular sanrio plushies for like $24 or less

[coral cove]

WHAT KINDA MINISO YOU GOT!?

[heady herald]

Lolll

[coral cove]

OURS COULD NEVER 😭

[heady herald]

😂😂

[slow axle]

I feel horrified reading these knowing how much that goes for in my country

[heady herald]

9 quid.. that's like $11

Goodness

Same here lol

[slow axle]

good lord that plushie would be 160 without taxes here

[heady herald]

For Miniso or Milkyway? Lol

[slow axle]

milky way

1usd is like 5, almost 6 reais

[heady herald]

O

Oh dang

[slow axle]

one euro is 6,20 lol

its terrifying

[slow axle]

this reaction precisely is me every time i want to buy something not from here

[heady herald]

😭

[coral cove]

but....its milky way......

[slow axle]

milky way will not be enough for me to be bribed considering the taxes would make her be over 200 on a good day 😔

[coral cove]

i dont see the problem here

[slow axle]

that's close to 15% of minimum wage lol

[coral cove]

....uhuh...and?

[slow axle]

i'd die

[coral cove]

...with milkyway cookie

[slow axle]

if she ever arrived

[coral cove]

she would i trust her :)

[slow axle]

oh dont get me wrong i trust her too, cant say the same about the shipping

[coral cove]

true 😔 dont blame you

[coral ravine]

like for a month's work?

[slow axle]

nightmares of them destroying art supplies

[slow axle]

yea, and considering its that for one plushie you can have some ideas of other stuff

[coral ravine]

JEEZ

I thought it was expensive here and it'd be like- 5 hours of minimum wage with shipping not including tax on the income

[slow axle]

i'm in hell thats why

[coral ravine]

[heady herald]

Milkway is 2 hours of work with my current wage 💀

Without shipping and taxes

[coral cove]

worth it

[coral ravine]

fr

[slow axle]

My mycookie and her comically large weapon

[slow axle]

december 3rd we getting arcade arena again I hate this game

[coral cove]

WE hate this game

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

[heady herald]

Yes WE

Beast raid is going to kill me

[slow axle]

same

i'm just going normal and if it looks easy enough i try once at a harder one

if it doesnt work i'll just use time turners 😭

[coral cove]

from my experience going on hard is fine

but expert is still

[coral ravine]

nobody hates crk like crk players

[heady herald]

fr fr

[coral cove]

this is OUR hell