Marvel Rivals

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@fiery aspen you suck please leave. I will cyberbully you every day.

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MOD EVILMESS

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I just cannot contain my hatred for @fiery aspen

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This is not how the moderator team is supposed to represent frog island 😔

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same

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I will be a better example when @fiery aspen is gone.

the entire chat is yellow omg

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XD

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I have never seen such pure hatred

This imperfect hatred

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I hate them as much as I hate the jeff that used an ult to eat my entire team in the overtime of a competitive match and made us lose

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☠️

PROJECTING PROJECTING PROJECTING

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Hello Jeff main. If you ever play platinum I will use a groot wall to block your c&d ult (1000000 psychological damage)

(/j)

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OMG THATS SO ANNYOING WHEN IT HAPPENS

YOUR EVIL

NAY, THE DEFINITION OF EVIL

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this insane groot kept using it against me in ranked and I am so impressed and angry, that was nasty

but now I have new tech :3

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Also fun fact, my parents are away for the night tonight

Idk if you can BUUUUUT, we can try to hop on

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its midnight im about to sleep

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Oh yea I mean later

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I have no school tomorrow tho we can play then if you're able

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It's almost 8 am

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OOOH HEAAA

Neat

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so like

when most people wake up

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I'm prolly good for most of the day so uhhh, yea just say whenever

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Basically

Except i have been up for maybe 20 mins

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Magneto ult is more effective but groot is so frustrating lol

it's almost worse to have your ult stuck in the backline with your opponent spending basically nothing

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I love how your explaining the many ways to torture me /hj

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no no you main jeff

therefore

the best solution to torture you is me playing moon knight

have fun dying in approximately 0.3 seconds when I burn all my resources on you

c&d works too but doesn't have the dps to be as silly

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OH GOD NOOOOOO

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@hidden spindle wanna join up?

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sure

opening gayme

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alright

whats your ign

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same as this one, cygnustherock

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added

we can try to find out which server is most okay for both of us

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true xD

loading game

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these are my servers rn

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anyways uh, do you want to do a vc or ?

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i can listen if you want to talk, but i cant use mic rn

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ye gimme a min to check

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sure

i await in uhhh, elder froggies

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what looks like the best middle ground

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yeah i think that one sounds good

not painfully slow for either of us

not perfect but workable

ready to start?

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im gonna cry 😭
bro saying he had the highest kills and was the best (i had 1 more kill than him AS JEFF),
then he starts getting mad and telling everyone to commit jeff when player in tummy and calling people racial slurs,
tells me to "actually do my job instead of complaining" (i said once that i had highest)
swaps to star lord and tries to be super agressive,
then we end the game, winning, like this

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40k heals jeff

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report him

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(to be fair one of the guys left in this screenshot but thats bc we got to a 4th round 😭)

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yeee did

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heals diff

we lost because my team went 4 dps for some ungodly reason

we had 2/2/2

then they decidied to spice it up

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xD

either way just a toxic clown online

whats even funnier is that everyone strated being super optimistic to fuck with him

like "WE GOT THIS!!!!"

so it wasnt all bad

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ok but excluding star lord and enemy jeff, this looks like a platinum match genuinely

those stats are so high

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we got to a 4th round lmao

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ive never tannked as much as that groot

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sheeesh

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ah that tracks lol

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my peak is like 58 or 59k 😔

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whats even worse is that the 1st round, we almost wion twice but they got enough OT to win (they were MILISECONDS apart)

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😭

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it was so painful

so it was close, but we where better tbh

only time im willing to say that

(mostly to fuck with that guy but also because we did really well tbh)

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yeah that looks really well played

except the guy who left

L teammate

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i dont fully blame him bc it was a lost cause for them, but still rude and shoudlnt be done lol

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omg i love playing luna

genuinely one of the most fun characters

really hard but fun

i was joking about maining her and buying the skin but..

im not buying any skin until centurion to lord tho

on any character

i need to know i want to main the character

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fair

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I SHOULD SPECIFY

i can buy the skin f2p

i am NOT spending 22 usd even if i spend 300 hours on luna

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ig not f2p but with just the pass

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im only there on rocket and bounty hunter is his best skin anyways

when i buy the pass ill get that

/j

21/40 achievements noway

never gonna grind the rest

mm yes id love to play punisher for 6 weeks jusut to kill 3 people in a smoke grenade in 1 game

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Sounds fun !

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"trash team"
-the 12/10 spiderman

hole mole

and this time without a groot casualty !

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normal game lmao

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yay

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PRO

now you get blood shield at the half season

I need to get the hell out of platinum

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healer diff smh

i also had 16 kills and outdamaged their storm which i find really funny

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a guy on the enemy team has an eragon username

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epic

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LMAO

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have you seen people try to play the avengers in rivals

It goes bad

The guardians are a solid comp tho

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xd, no i havent actually, seems funny tho

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omg i cooked

their luna didnt cook

average luna healing has jumped above c&d

i also nearly soloed their venom in a 1v1

he didnt win our dps just helpepd at the end

lool

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heals diff ngl

really good ranked game lol

our hulk and iron man (first spiderman) were sometimes mid but everyone else played amazing

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https://youtu.be/KT6Q36eggfI?si=fj0aWHp73alkHNSp

@hidden spindle this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen

rank 1 is bs tho

no ko effect and the people he's playing with look like quick match 😭

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lmao gets only the magneto with ult

AND HE ESCAPES

LMFAO

i mean he was kinda cookig, but saying you wont heal as ahealer is wild

also yea sometimes they were playing like qm lol

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holy shit

cooking fr, 5 star meal, #🍔・food levels of craft

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i think we win

THATS CRAZY LMAO

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did you know 0:0 and then 0:0 as tiebreaker is technically possible

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the goal

?

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we only needed to get 1/3

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yeah

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of the control

didnt even need to move it

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I've had that happen a few times it's pretty funny

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its so funny

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true

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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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match was under 5 mins lmao

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:D

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Free rank

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frfr

(still gold 3)

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haha bad (I keep getting juggled in low platinum)

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lmao

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I'd say at this point I'm probably near or better than the average lord c&d (this is a very low standard 😭)

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LMAO

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https://youtu.be/orRdZNSZa9c?si=gYUv1B47m6ATf-5H

is this accurate as a pro jeff player

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pro ?

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

ill see in a min

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whats your best Jeff game stats

I guarantee mine are worse

you're also centurion right?

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no not yet

like 500pts ioirc

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ooh nice

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honestly i expected to play much worse

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Still cooking

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just won one of these

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Also one healer holy moly

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fantastic was a healer a bit but yeah it was a bad comp lol

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xD

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im outhealing and usually outdamaging 2/3 enemy lord c&ds in plat

😭

back up to plat 2 yippee

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turns out rivals is my 7th most played steam game

it bumped hades out

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LMAO

THATS WILD

IN 1.5 MONTHS

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To be fair I did leave it on overnight once or twice

But still

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accurate

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omg this is one of the best matches i have ever played

we got steamrolled first round, they pushed almost to the win before we clutched up and delayed them to overtime at the very least. next match we pushed really hard, destroyed them with plenty of time. then in the tiebreaker we barely let them move, then easily won

their iron fist got so mad

the rest were pretty cool tho

i was so ready to derank

6 deaths were from the first round

for me

invis was 5 i think

the groot switch won the game

absolutely earned mvp

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spiderman was 4 and 11 in round 1 😭

got a whole lot better but still did not play like a lord icon

kept doing really stupid plays

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just saw some really cool advice that doesn't apply to either of us lol

if you're playing tank and lose, rewatch the match spectating the healers

much easier to see what you did wrong as the healer that's trying to pocket you

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\hmmm

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omg

this is one of the funniest clips I've seen

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its up there with hulk + wolverine clips

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41% accuracy and getting constantly dove by a lord spiderman 😭 imagine when i get good with her

actually only one death wasnt to spiderman

wait looking at the stats

that cloak and dagger and loki genuinely sucked

wth

i guess they died a lot but still, come on

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1900 chrono to finish the pass

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Holy moly nice

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plat 1

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Gg

Still gold 2 :3

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free skin :D

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Yippiii

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this comp destroyed lol

they didnt even get point

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LMAO

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1 team death

in the full game

and psylocke got revived

and she was playing insane aggro

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💀

Y'all cooked

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LMAO

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the lord spiderman must be malding 😭

4K DAMAGE ????
IS BRO GOOD

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I saw him like once

bro was not good

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surpised no one said "trash team"

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hes like the one from the vid frfr

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diamond 3 lets goo

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YEAAAA

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what do we think, is gm rush happening

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i feel left out

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diamond 2

I hate black panther

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gm did not happen 😔 diamond 2 is hell

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GOD DAMN

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we lost badly the spiderman went 1 and 8 in the first round and refused to surrender

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I've seen about 12 seconds of this but its peak

https://youtu.be/0B6zkzZXrZ8?si=58pKubebi2PGLWXl

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the thing and hulk can play catch with wolverine

the thing looks really really good lol

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This is peak

I want to be him

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fr

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okay this is kinda peak

OMG YES

from the new event

like the thor skin

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Ooh

I'll tell mah friend

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i got 1160 points towards centurion yesterday on c&d

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:0 yippi

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couple assists

probab ly my highest assist streak lol

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DAS A LOT

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https://youtu.be/tV6kVMwKkPI?si=-7nKexE12vzL_IHe

this is so stupid

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oh wow on the dot

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woah

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centurion arc is real

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PRO

one of the best centurion ko prompts

woah level 20 and already centurion

thats really good

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I blame riding groot

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I'm approaching my second and third centurions

c&d and groot

250 and 20 away

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Ooooh nice

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gm rank up game

other healers had 20k

i cooked

actually their c&d had 29k but still

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SHEEEAH

Bro why are you good at the game 😭

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our thor kept saying "come on look at yourself in the mirror im the only one doing anything"
less kills than anyone including the supports, less damage than any dps, and less tanked than magneto by a fair margin

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i am not

i actually threw a couple matches todaay

also got c&d centurion, 10% towards lord

we gotta play together at some point so i can use groot to get his centurion lol

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Bro your still gm 😭

That's a sign of skill at least

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my only gm skill characters are c&d and rocket

i can play luna to maybe a gold level at most, strange to plat or diamond at most, and groot to probably diamond

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I can only play Jeff to a gold level

That's a sign of skill

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I think you just need to work on water stream aim

to heal more

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It's paiiin

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you seemed pretty good with bubbles

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But yeaaaaaaa

Guh especially from a distance

I have to predict where people will go which damages my soul

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everyone talking about how cool the leaked magik skin is and how it's the best skin
I am the only eldritch knight fan :(

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i agree

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like if the new one was rare and eldritch knight was legendary I'd still think eldritch knight is the better purchase

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I haven't seen any of the two so idk

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The new one hasn't been released so there's just sketchy leaked photos but here's eldritch armour

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That looks so cool wth

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i agree

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The only thing that could top it is something with a red and black colour pallet because that GOES HARD AS BALLS

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that skin is why I tried learning magik

unfortunately I am a support main at heart 😔

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Amen brotha

Anyways

I kindly return to the shadow realm

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-# idk why I haven't bought growth and decay yet

farewell

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https://tenor.com/view/bye-blow-kiss-walk-away-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-15086721

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I'm crying

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average quick match team comp

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It's so funny

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gm 2!!

won almost every match in gm

2 matches today we got steamrolled the first round then picked it up and then won the tiebreaker

rocket swap both times I think lol

everyone gets so toxic if I swap rocket but then mysteriously they're dying far less and bucky has twice as many kills

~1700/2500 to lord rocket, ~800/2500 to lord c&d

I am too much of not a one trick lol, everyone else has lords and I have none

my friend is about double the amount to get lord on loki

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Holy crap

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WOW

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"yo do you think i can play marvel rivals with this laptop that litterally crashed when i played crypt of the necro dancer ?"

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surely

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YOOOOO

GG

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I just heard punisher referred to as actual captain america

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GG

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3 centurions now

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yesus

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practice vs ai for a mission but i still find this hilarious

dps rocket

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the most dps diff thing ive ever seen

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funny

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thats wild oml

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LOL

dps Jeff and tank wolverine

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realized at this moment that both of those idiots kept playing as assassins for the entire match even tho they had a namor

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ironman diff tbh

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says the second worst ironman on his team /j

what the hell was 0/10 iron man doing

14 damage

must've been throwing intentionally

🛡️ with 5k blocked is very funny

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😔

thats my friend btw lmao9

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im sobbing ;sob:

im so fucking dogshit at this game

im only good as a healer lm,faio

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do you know who you're talking to

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I played a match that was just spiderman and torch because those idiots down voted my namor pick

it was hell omg

I cannot play spiderman and torch gets hard countered

they had a lord spiderman

full jeff matches are the best

I cannot be convinced otherwise

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BRO

700 DAMAGE ;sob:

4% accuracy

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I

I did not see that

Um

How.

Namor has squids

and an aoe

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do not ask

im dogshit

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we all have our own strengths

yours is just not maining dps

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💀

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i wonder where namors squids go after they run out
probably the shadow realm
speaking of the shadow realm
(peak segue)
/j

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oh god

I WASNT THE WORST LFGGGG

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did you know that Jeff is voiced by the honest game trailers guy

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i did not

(i donmt know whi that is)

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shocked face

there's a YouTube channel that does honest game trailers

he's the generic epic narrator voice

and also Jeff the land shark

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ill check out

GAMBLKING GIES HARD

YEAAAA

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no way

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3rd dice roll

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i agree

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I've rolled many dice

idk how I'm supposed to land on every single square to get the gallery card

Maybe you skip duplicates

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Law of probability ig, eventually you will get it

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yeah but I have like 21 days and the clone missions refresh like 5 days apart 😭

the challenges give a little but

that's like 20 dice from challenges and 12 from clone

32 rolls is not realistically enough to land on all 20(?) spaces

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Guhhh

That ain't fomo that's Gamba lmfao

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battle cats reference /j

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I just want both 100:s and maybe the skin

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Pfft

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Yeah

I'll never use the skin but it's pretty cool

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Also my friends while I was away for a week got to diamond and are now getting fuuuucked

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the units are the true prize

there's gotta be 3 or 4 hundred total

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Yes

So many

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diamond..

I got juggled so much

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https://tenor.com/view/lucky-star-silly-cat-konata-gif-5461476701582608754

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I have just over 2900 (idk what to spend any on)

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I wanna achiemnent hunt for them

I gave 510 ATM

I want winter Jeff

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If only I mained jeff to buy the suspiciously trans flag jeff skin

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imagine no winter jeff

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escuzy ? War

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I keep saying I want to achievement hunt for the real star lord mcu skin but then I remember the cap and punisher ones exist

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oooh the pink one

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incognito dolphin's colours changed from the comics and its definitely not a coincidence lol

they have the blahaj character and they are fully aware of it

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He's too dark blue for it to work imo

But I'll still stand by it

Full blahaj Jeff support

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not an exact match but I still don't think it's unintentional

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Actually I have an idea, what if I got enough for both

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Prolly not

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for both what?

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Winter and trans jeff

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isn't winter jeff retired

he was from the minigame not the shop

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I can get it last I saw

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oh neat

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For 1.6k units

Imma need to double check

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that'd be cool

free for the people that beat the event but still around

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Yeee

Less fomo

Still hard asf

But possible

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you can totally get it

I like how all the Jeff skins except the cheap one are just costumes

like opposed to so many of the skins being like variants

instead of the original wearing a silly hat

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He just to cool

Btw last I checked there where only 3 skins right

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incognito dolphin, adopted avenger, and winter afaik

Legendary Jeff skin when, we are all waiting for it

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Hjmm

Maybe if I care enough I can get them all

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eventually you will get them

3700 units total I think

genuinely doable

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Hell yes

I might actually grind it

I just fear the stupid achievements that require actual skill in an fps

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The ones you should fear are the ones that are still torture with actual skill

cough punisher cough

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I'm 70% sure I don't need all achievements

So at least that

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true

a lot of them are "kill X with assistance from Y"

I can help with those if you ever need

no wait it's just get a kill with assitance from y

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I can prolly ask friends, theid prolly he down since ranked is being a bitch to them

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cygnus have you seen the new loki skin

from the promotional image I think it's pretty clearly mocking the states and its hilarious

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I need to see

Gimme a few hours

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"bot lobby"
-me in practice v Ai

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damn

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i completed a lap in the event dice thing

next dice i will see if it skips claimed spaces

i hope so lol

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I love how he's happy in the first 3 and staring in the 4th option

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it DOES skip claimed spaces yippee

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the other places are fun vacation

deepest layer of hell dries him out :(

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Hell yea

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OBLOCK ???

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it doesnt dry him out therefore he remains a creature of joy and whimsy

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That is such a funny way of thinking about it

Also find it funny how he voted for OBLOCK

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(idk what o block means but im assuming its not on fire from the picture)

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So

It's basically

A very violent neighbourhood iirc

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In Chicago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkway_Garden_Homes

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wow i am not playing well

i am being forced to play vanguard :(

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I love vanguard but I am not good enough for gm vanguard lol

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Xd

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also mac

just remembered

deepest layer of hell implies that its dantes inferno

the deepest layer in dantes inferno "treachery" is a cold icy place

its the polar opposite of normal hell with like lava and shi

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cold jeff :(

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https://youtu.be/Y5XVQubqEv4?si=wdbEfdov5ozEzV4Q

one of the stupidest things I've ever seen

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THE A POSING MODEL 😭

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im kinda lucky tbh

first round i get both 100's and the skin

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IVE GONE AROUND TWICE HELP

from my remaining dice i got 110 units and the mvp

wretched skin eludes me

i kinda cooked on namor in a clone match tho ngl

and i really cooked in a practice vs ai as punisher 💀 i got like, 3-4x the damage of the others and a whole lot more kills

over 20k damage in a practice vs ai is kinda silly

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lmao

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cap mvp on like my second game ever with him because of a mission lmao

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Hell yea lol

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the 100 units at the end of the pass is repeatable woah

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IT KS ???

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

Suddenly I'm a stage where I have to many games to olay

Last week I was complaining how I had nothing to do

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Yeah I just bought it and i can buy it again lol

10:1 chrono to units is genuinely good

It's like 5-6 days for 1000 chrono

I think 21 average units per day

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Sheeesb

Oh wait it's just with premium one isn't it

💔

My broke ass is broke

[fiery aspen]

yeah and you need to buy out the premium pass lol

I was buying it anyways for the rocket skin

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https://tenor.com/view/shiggy-wiggy-girls-last-tour-yuuri-gif-26167969

[fiery aspen]

genuinely peak skin for my second main

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Dammit

How dare they make something that costs money actually worth it !!!

I wanna play games but I gotta work

[fiery aspen]

genuinely the best battlepass monetization I've ever seen

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https://tenor.com/view/cat-lock-in-gif-12021618010981182913

[fiery aspen]

lots of reward and when you buy it it never expires

Such a good model

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And it stays forever

[fiery aspen]

Yeah

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Good model

[fiery aspen]

That's part of what I meant

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Oh woops sorry

[fiery aspen]

no lol I wasnt clear

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If only it was like helldivers where it truly was forever but at the same time some level of fomo is needed

(to make mone

[fiery aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ralsei-clear-gif-26477239

[fiery aspen]

i hate fomo

I do wish it wasn't daily mission based but I can get behind it with how reasonable the rest is

did you know

season 2 is already ready for launch

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Fomo sucks

[fiery aspen]

these devs are so on top of it

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But if it's there forever

No real incentive to get then and there

[fiery aspen]

yeah

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Plus these battlepasses all gives small amounts of lattice so someone who joined recently if they had them all could eventually get enough to buy a premium free of charge without an exuberant wait

[fiery aspen]

I think how rivals does the luxury pass is a really good compromise

you only fear of missing out if you didn't put any money in

you can't fear not getting your money's worth back

[fiery aspen]

yea

I think it's only 200 from free tho

you get like 2 or 3 hundred more if you buy it tho

it refunds a decent amount

I wouldn't count units but if you do then you're getting more back than you spent

1200(?) currency + skins and stuff for 990 lattice

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Mhm

[fiery aspen]

imagine if they did the sea of thieves model where 100% completion refunded your lattice

that might be too broken lol

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Wait they do that ?

Holy shit thats so cool

[warm fjord]

i agree

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Or the Helldivers model where the passes are infinite and you can grind them at a reasonable (though mindless) pace

Although the passes do have good weapons and shit and unless you get told how to get super credits it's hard

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Depends how each game balances passes

[fiery aspen]

It's 1000 ancient coins, you get like 400 from the free pass and 600 more from the premium (im making up these numbers but that's the idea)

when the season is over its gone tho so it really motivates playing

I just don't buy the pass unless I'm level 100 and instantly get refunded

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/745745852928360511/1103589185434157126/tSoyMtM.gif

This is

Incredibke

Sot seems like a game I would love if it didn't have a friend's req (basically)

[fiery aspen]

sea of thieves passes are also really easy

I beat one in like 6 days once

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Sheesh

[fiery aspen]

if you ever buy it I'll play with you at least lol

it's definitely playable solo but not very fun imo

too hard and most of the fun comes from players interacting

[hidden spindle]

It doeeeesss

I love mmo games

I may be shy irl but I WILL scream bloody Mary as we charge into combat

[fiery aspen]

okay you'd be great at sea of thieves /hj

a good naval fight is so much fun

like with evenly matched teams

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The level of testosterone would be enough for me to commit mytosis and have an infant son /j

[fiery aspen]

LOL

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Pure manlyness frfr (<-- same guy that likes to look feminine occasionally because why not)

[fiery aspen]

looking feminine is awesome

society sucks embrace femboy

[hidden spindle]

FRRR

Let me look cute and not ugly for once 🔥

[fiery aspen]

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Rate my friends luck

[fiery aspen]

pro

ok this is practice vs ai but still what was my team on this is sad

loki..

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LMAO

LET LOKI COOK

[fiery aspen]

punisher said "carried by heals" like it was an insult lmao

also 500 from lord rocket!!

yippee

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hell yea

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XD

[fiery aspen]

3310 units and 920 lattice

I am rich

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OH WOW

I NEED THAT

I WANT JEFF SKINS

[fiery aspen]

i present to you, quick match c&d

2045/2400 to lord

what the healer diff

ADAM ULT WHEN WE HAD A BUCKY ULT CURRENTLY RUNNING LOL

again'd all 6 of them since we had just wipepd them

the heals should not be looking like this

ik its qm but how does everyone barely touch healing

[fiery aspen]

2145 rocket proficiency :D

also 1 more die to finish the event

10 units lol

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sheeeesh

[fiery aspen]

lets gooooooooooooo

[fiery aspen]

i also kinda cooked this round, we had no tank but somehow won

15k healing to their rocket's 22k BUT they had two tanks and we had a squirrel girl that played in the frontlines

so i think i win the rocket competition there

they also had waay less damage, i got 2/3 of their c&d's damage lmao

[fiery aspen]

played some ranked and wow I'm rusty lol

maybe diamond c&d rn

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GG!!!!!!

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nah team diff trust

[fiery aspen]

690 proficiency from lord c&d

[fiery aspen]

I WAS THE DIFF

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ooooh

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NUH UH

IS YOUR NAME TEAM ?

[fiery aspen]

I got outhealed by like 15%

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DIDNT THINK SO

[fiery aspen]

to be fair my friend is a loki one trick

but still

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also what rank ?

[fiery aspen]

the other c&d got 50% more than me (they took way more damage)

[fiery aspen]

in comp?

gm 3, 22/100 iirc

[hidden spindle]

nono

like are they centurion or whatever

[fiery aspen]

oh yeah

I am centurion and 1710 out of 2400 points

Towards lord

[hidden spindle]

oooh

nice

alright i go gn now

gn

[fiery aspen]

gnnn

[fiery aspen]

i COOKED as strange and we still lost

my friend is a console c&d and very rusty and he doubled our mantis' healing and damage

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https://tenor.com/view/look-stare-face-mean-bruh-gif-27645430

did you just say

doctor strange

i thought you said you didnt play him

[fiery aspen]

I don't main him..

I play him when our team is garbage and hulk is strafing in our backlines instead of doing anything

[hidden spindle]

aaaaaaaah

stiull

[fiery aspen]

I was playing magik mediocrely before

[fiery aspen]

quite possibly the largest dps diff in recorded history

luna did suck but she joined very late

[fiery aspen]

they finally added mcu moonknight skin

If I played him I'd buy it

[fiery aspen]

https://youtu.be/DKrosDPU7Ek?si=BwYNzSBpMm9EdDtY

i feel so seen /silly

[fiery aspen]

The new bundle is actually such a good deal

venom skin and a bit of chrono and your choice of 1600 unit skin for $3

[fiery aspen]

I think ima buy it and redeem growth and decay ngl

[hidden spindle]

SHEESH

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Absolute Jeff

[fiery aspen]

Downloading that one

[fiery aspen]

what was my team ON i was luna for most of it and i suck at luna 😭

im trying to get better at luna

playing her most rounds

im actually improving

ok wait i cooked, 1 death from a storm solo ult and one death from getting lured away by jeff into an AMBUSH 😭

[fiery aspen]

bought the pick up thing for growth and decay

I was buying the skin anyways so might as well get it for $3

[fiery aspen]

the rocket changes kinda hurt but the c&d change is a tiny wonderful QoL thing

namor teamup getting moved to hulk really hurts as luna lol

[hidden spindle]

Huh ? What cd changed

Changes,

[fiery aspen]

The ult fields all last until the last one disappears and then they disappear together

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Banger

[fiery aspen]

omg lol

watch them announce a super cool legendary c&d skin when the new season drops and i have to spend half 2/3 of my remaining units on it 😔

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KEK

I'm watching

Popcorn is out

[fiery aspen]

...

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LSJDBD

57% ACCURACY WITH C&D

IN AOBBING

[fiery aspen]

THATS INVIS

ITS STILL SAD BUT LESS SAD

she just got COOKED by a jeff which shouldn't really happen

[hidden spindle]

💀

I'm dumb

But still lmao

That's hilarious

(I feel they look similar in my defense okayyy)

[fiery aspen]

no when she got dropped i could not tell the difference lol

They're really different when lord so it gets a lot easier in gm lol

in map I usually have it down now since I main c&d

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Yea but that requires something called "skill", a concept fat too foreign to me

[fiery aspen]

nah that's just time in

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Lmao

[fiery aspen]

i find it funny that jeff gets the war crime memes but his ult is like the least war crime in the game

[hidden spindle]

didnt people used to think it was borken

now we have moon knight aka "LMB to win"

[fiery aspen]

yeah it was better but still not absolutely crazy

it just had stupid vertical range

now it has too little to be any good lol

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fiery aspen]

https://youtu.be/2PituK6grug?si=390wIOgvdRht2Qma

loki should've been doom and thor should've been galacta but it's still cool ig 😔

[warm fjord]

i agree

[fiery aspen]

it feels kinda sluggish in the camera movements compared to the og too but I think im just delusional

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Oh the misery

[fiery aspen]

what were they on omg

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KSJDB LMAO

[fiery aspen]

I've been feeling like I'm throwing in gm

This round I got 23k healing and our invis got 9400 😭 one of our tanks went rocket for just a little and got 11k

[hidden spindle]

23k ??? That's pretty good

I dare say

[fiery aspen]

I actually wasn't unhappy that round

I keep getting outhealed by my loki friend tho which shouldn't happen with c&d

[hidden spindle]

Wack

[fiery aspen]

kinda popping off on jeff

He need a healing buff tho

His primary needs to be like 50% better lmao

my friend also hit celestial

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GG

[fiery aspen]

season 2 downloaded

yippepe

WHY DOES THE EMMA FROST DKIN HAVE LESS CLOTHES WTF

it looks genuinely so bad

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its uh 💀

what the boys in the suits call "profitable capital"

[fiery aspen]

Weekly missions are so cool

[warm fjord]

i agree

[fiery aspen]

at least like the luna skin is really tight but she's wearing clothing 😭 I would actually use that skin but I don't even want to play emma

woah the c&d is legendary

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its so insane 💀

[fiery aspen]

ok wait this is kinda peak

why did i buy growth and deecay

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LMAO

[fiery aspen]

i dont personally love it but this iron fist is so high quality for being free

New rocket feels so good

yeah he feels ok

this was a bad game

other healers at 20-25k

He's much harder to play but so much more rewarding

More vulnerable tho, the movement nerfs feel really bad

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this aged well

oh god therussianbadger made a video on rivals

[fiery aspen]

fr

[fiery aspen]

actually proud of this, except the FIVE deaths in the first round 😭

we lost so bad but then picked it up

and i said gg wp and an enemy said thanks which is nice because half the time they insult me

[fast niche]

haha five death

[fiery aspen]

sobbing

[hidden spindle]

bestest of best

no carp

[fast niche]

any marvel rival enthusiast here

GoombaYes

[fiery aspen]

Jeff main 🔥

also a qm squirrel girl main somewhere

[warm fjord]

woof?

[fiery aspen]

that was fantastic (it actually wasnt we got destroyed)

im kinda cooking on invis recently

[fiery aspen]

[fast niche]

What the hell is that match 😭

[fiery aspen]

I don't even know that's why I sent it with

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UHHHHH

MAC U GOOD _

[fiery aspen]

no

[fast niche]

troleadorcraneo

[fiery aspen]

im getting competent on invis (still have to play rocket half the time in ranked to win)

[fast niche]

I need heal!

[fiery aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-war-helmet-shark-meme-gif-8983249853261281087

when there's a psylocke actively performing open heart surgery on me and you're around a corner up some stairs in their backline, healing is your problem

anyways you heard that loki that threw the match for us, my most important job is healing the other support even when he walked into a 3v1 without any mobility or sustain and the tank is busy actively contributing elsewhere

[fast niche]

💀

[fiery aspen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AzUF61KMZvs?si=EnGvmMNl3QV7ARsT he said it

he said the thing

[fast niche]

https://tenor.com/view/bucky-barnes-gif-19857968

[fiery aspen]

genuinely such a good movie

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AGAIN !!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[fast niche]

Rival marvel when

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First DC friendships

[fiery aspen]

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[fiery aspen]

LMAO

[fast niche]

holy shit first time i seen rocket outdamage anything

[hidden spindle]

DPS Jeff is real

[fiery aspen]

he was emma for over half 💀

[fast niche]

💀

[fiery aspen]

12% accuracy rocket is not outdamaging anything

[fast niche]

when we pushing to eternity 😎

[hidden spindle]

that one time my highlight as rocket was me hitting 3 shots

[fiery aspen]

peak

[fiery aspen]

after my ap exam, idk before then, I'm mostly just speedrunning missions and logging off lol

[hidden spindle]

didnt even kill anyone, just hit 3 shots

i had 3% accuracy

my aim is terrible

[fast niche]

Yea I got ap coming up too, I gotta study more 😭 😭

[fiery aspen]

I have 64 videos to watch in 4 days

13 down

Then 4 practice tests of which 2 are completed

[fiery aspen]

24% accuracy moon knight that got outdamaged by bucky and fantastic only upvotes himself

[fast niche]

Love to see it

[fiery aspen]

actually pretty proud of this game

im getting decent on wanda

[hidden spindle]

SCARLET WITCH PLAYER !!!!

[warm fjord]

me?

[fiery aspen]

she is genuinely so fun to play

[hidden spindle]

Kek

[fiery aspen]

my dps was drunk

[fast niche]

Bro who suggested this and give upvotes 😭

Can you imagine that’s added, even if it’s a team up

Might have to hop back on Loki and hit eternity if that’s the case

[fiery aspen]

Loki would become banned every single round

the upvotes are from bronze loki "mains" that get 4k healing and die every time to a dive groot

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Cadet Loki's

[fiery aspen]

wait this is so cool it shows the skins now

[fast niche]

Oh wtf

[fast niche]

this looks so cool

lmao i played two games with inv trying complete a quest, i did so bad lol

[fast niche]

might be trolling with hulk a bit 💀

[fiery aspen]

nah youre carrying (to the loss)

I cant make fun of you since I'm a support main so all my games are just Defeat with no svp

[fast niche]

I had a awesome game with Wolverine

And my teammate said they had to deal with a bad wolverine

😭 😭

Like I jet pack grab Emma into peni nest three time and got them to stagger so bad

Those brainless mf think having MVP and most kill means everything, while we had the same final kills and I had half the death 😭

[fiery aspen]

you shouldve had mvp then

oh damn do i buy the rocket skin

its way nicer than i thought

but i do have bounty hunter

[hidden spindle]

resisst the urge mac 😔

[fast niche]

@fiery aspen lets duo

GoombaYes

[fiery aspen]

I'm just speedrunning my missions, I'm happy to queue up while doing that tho

[fast niche]

alr

[fiery aspen]

I have 4k units :urchinsob:

[fast niche]

i gotta do healing mission

[fiery aspen]

I need to play wanda and then a ton of healing and peni

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GOD DAMN

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sisnt even hop on stream smh

[fiery aspen]

yeah im sorry i dont have the mental energy for that

throwing qp matches is easy

paying attention adn talking in stream isnt

[hidden spindle]

It's fine

Half joking

[fiery aspen]

4100 now because of an achievement milestone

+1020 lattice

[hidden spindle]

sheeeeeeeeeeesh

i needf

[fiery aspen]

that skin is looking real tempting

I could buy it AND the legendary invis skin..

not buying her skin until lord tho

[fast niche]

1020 lattice?

Was it a quest or did you buy them

I only got 600

[fiery aspen]

I mean I've got a tiny bit extra from buying 1000 for 2 passes and spending 920 or whatever it is

the rest is earned tho

[fast niche]

Do yk how much the first pass cost?

[fiery aspen]

s0 and 1 passes including luxury and pretty much every event 😭

[fiery aspen]

It was under 500

[fast niche]

Oh yea that makes more sense

[fiery aspen]

It only rewarded like 200 tho

I didn't buy 1000 for that one tho

I bought the 5 or 6 dollar one

[fast niche]

I actually now wanna buy this pass ngl, spiderman skin and hulk lmao

[fiery aspen]

The hulk is really good imo

Easily his best skin

the c&d is also super nice imo

[fast niche]

I did miss a ton of quest, I’ll def be able to claim everything but I’ll be losing alot of units

[fiery aspen]

yea the 4100 units is very much from me no lifing the game lol

it'd actually be more since I bought the mvp and stuff for growth and decay

[fast niche]

How do you know the exact number 😭

Oh wait nvm

I’ll probably just buy the pass, it’s worth it

I remember saying I wasn’t gonna buy the pass at the start of the season 😔

[fiery aspen]

I said it here earlier lmao

[fast niche]

When did you say your ap is ending again?

Let’s push to celes when it ends 😎

[fiery aspen]

monday but I have a finale on wednesday

[fiery aspen]

I need to lock the hell back in on my support mains

[fast niche]

You gonna play on Monday or Wednesday then

[fiery aspen]

probably wednesday

[fast niche]

Alr

[fast niche]

On god branch out to dps or smth 🙏

Trust it’s gonna improve your skill 😎

[fiery aspen]

I can actually play wanda B)

also sometimes some vanguards

[fast niche]

Would you play it in high gm >:)

[fiery aspen]

probably not 😭

I could try

I haven't played her in ranked tho

[fast niche]

😭

I could go strange if you wanna play Wanda

[fiery aspen]

the teamup is so hard to use that I rarely do anyways

I'm way better at aiming the explosion thing

[fast niche]

Actually? All I heard was people saying it’s broken

[fiery aspen]

idk I haven't used it much

I should look up a guide on her

[fast niche]

I had a idea of flying into the sky as strange and shield teammate Wanda whenever she ult, but it never really worked

I wonder how viable the idea is

[fiery aspen]

you're better off breaking their emma or strange shields tbh

since she's not doing anything with those up anyways

[fast niche]

cc and being killed is more often the issue then shield imo

[fiery aspen]

oh yeah cc true

mantis and spiderman

[fast niche]

Wolverine 💀

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739970052442423310/1341248937251700776/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

My first scarlet witch grab, now I can consistently touch her

[fiery aspen]

I have never seen that happen in one of my games 😭

[fast niche]

Wtf really?

[fiery aspen]

yea

[fast niche]

Actually now I think about it, wolverine player are pretty rare

Whenever I play him, I can grab her pretty consistently

[fast niche]

@fiery aspen championship signup opened, i looked at how its formatted, its very doable to have everyone on

so it starts at 6/7 and ends at 6/8, so a whole day to do 10 matches i think

close qualifier same thing

we should def do this 😎

[fiery aspen]

good with me but isn't it gm 3 required

idk if we can get 6 people there