I love this song, about my job...
Uh-oh, who's online?
Said your pull request's pending, but it never compiles
My code's bugged, my tests fail too
The fix is with the team, but the deadline's coming due
Uh-oh, who's on call?
Don't tell my manager 'cause we'll crash the firewall
What we coding? Everything you've got
Tell them junior devs that we ship the whole lot
You ain't got no backbone
I get it from the cloud, I ain't got a dataphone
I got Js and Cs and PHPs and Nodes
They're illiterate with algorithms, so I'm teaching bros to code
Used to give them high-fives, now it's just a code review
Glasses on my face, do the keyboard warrior when I queue
They think I'm a coder, I think I'm a king
Catch me in the cut, I treat the buffer like it's string
Get you object-oriented, I'm a South boy on some tech shit
This is agile sprint, this ain't all that waterfall shit
I close a ticket and I do my dance, I git commit
Heard them hackers wanna breach my firewall, but I doubt it
Breach my firewall then, breach it if you can
My mother calls me Ez, but I think I'm Linus van
Tell us what you're working with, don't tell us what you had
I need to start my sentences with "sudo may I add"
You ain't got no ...
Uh-oh, who's on Teams?
Said you got the solution, but you never let it stream
My head's hot, my wrist on freeze
I keep a little regex for you script kiddies
Uh-oh, who's on Slack?
Don't tell my teammates 'cause they'll refactor the whole stack
What we shipping? Everything we've got
Tell them product owners that we take the whole lot
You ain't got no ...
Debug my code then, debug it if you dare
My mother calls me Ez, but I think I'm Bill Gates' heir
Don't tell us how it used to be, just tell us how it runs
They never gave me admin rights, so it's fair I hack for fun, noob
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